Hey everybody! Great news! The new Patreon levels that I’ve been teasing on the pods since well before I got sick and swore off having ten toes for my New Year’s resolution are finally live! So is another thing! Let’s talk about all of that shit!
You Don’t Even Like Ads – $3.00/Month
For starters, we have a whole new subscription tier called You Don’t Even Like Ads. For a mere three dollars a month, you get our entire lineup of currently available, free to the public shows, completely ad free, including back episodes of those free to the public shows.
Even better, to make ditching the ads even more worth your while, I’ve sprinkled some past bonus episodes in the ad free feed, including the last 10 bonus episodes of Conspiracy! The Show, all the mini bonus episodes of The Monday Show, In Your Area, What In the World, and I don’t know, maybe there’s some more stuff hiding in there. Poke around a bit, see what you find!
Ad-Free + Bonus Episode – $8.00/Month
If you do want bonus episodes and subscriber exclusive shows, that tier is getting a little bit cheaper. For just $8 per month (previously $12), you get our entire lineup of free shows, including bonus episodes, plus our entire lineup of subscriber only shows, including List! Cast!, Your Voice Matters, You Don’t Even Like Documentaries, and more!
To see a complete list of our current lineup of free and subscriber exclusive shows, visit youdontevenlike.com/shows.
Ad-Free + Bonus Episodes + Archives – $12.00/Month
We’re also dropping the price for the subscription tier that gets you all of our current free and subscriber only shows, along with access to our entirely too massive and unwieldy archive of past shows and episodes. That tier used to be $14, now it’s only $12.
It’s also getting bigger and a lot more interesting. Because people, I am so excited to announce the launch of the Dead Podcast Office, a massive archive of all the shows we’ve done over the years that we don’t do anymore.
It is currently sitting at around 1,100 episodes, but there are way more on the way. It’s a lot of uploading, so everything won’t be back all at once, but everything should be back in the archive within a few months.
Survivors Club – $16.00/Month
But what if you wanna support the network even harder and get rewarded even harder in the process? Easy! Just join one of our Survivors Club tiers.
The $16 Survivors Club tier gets you everything from all the previous tiers, but with a huge bonus. Literally huge. You see, 2026 feels like a year that’s gonna be worth documenting. Not sure why. Just a gut feeling. So, at the end of each month, I’m gonna record a “month in review” episode with a different guest. But instead of releasing them monthly, I’m going to compile each recording into one massive, SIX HOUR LONG “year in review” episode that will drop at the exact same time the ball does on New Year’s Eve, Eastern Time. I’m old. I’ll probably be in bed by midnight California time.
This tier is limited to 100 spots, it’s only available until March 15th, and you have to be subscribed from now through the end of the year to get the year end benefits. So, hey, go subscribe now!
The Clotheshorse Club – $22.00/Month
If you want even more reward for your even more money, maybe consider the $22 Survivors Club tier, which gets you an exclusive Survivors Club T-shirt at the end of the year to go with your marathon podcast. We call it the Clotheshorse Club. Even more limited than the tier before it, same restrictions apply.
The Solid Gold Club – $28.00/Month
And finally, for all you kings and queens and non-binary royalty out there, we have the Solid Gold Club. For just $28 per month, you get everything from all the previous levels, but along with your year end mega episode and t-shirt, you get a special mystery episode on a GOLD CASSETTE. It will include a download card also, but beyond that, this episode will not be available through any other means.
This tier is even more limited than the tier before it. Same restrictions apply.
The Survivors Club Fast Track – $50.00/Month
Just a reminder, the restrictions in question are that you have to be subscribed every month through the end of the year to get the year end rewards.
If you lack faith in your ability to see a subscription through that long, you can save yourself some time and a few dollars by subscribing to the Survivors Club Fast Track level. On the one hand, it’s $50 a month, and that’s a lot. But on the bright side, you only need to be subscribed for three consecutive months to get all those year end benefits.
After that, you can drop back down (and get your eagle on) to whatever lower tier you want.
For the love of God, do not subscribe to that tier annually. You will get massively overcharged. Only subscribe to that level as a monthly subscription. I think it gives you the option to do it annually. Don’t do it. Anything else you can subscribe to annually? Sure. Not that level. You’ll get charged for 12 months when you only need to subscribe for three.
I mean … if you WANT to just throw us extra money in that way, by all means, feel free. We wouldn’t be mad at you or anything. Just a lot of unnecessary expense is all.
And hey, those are the new Patreon subscription levels.
However you choose to support the network, even if it’s just continuing to listen to the free episodes you’re listening to now, please know that we do appreciate it.
And thanks everybody. We love you!
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