Conspiracy! The Show 355: Why Everyone Thought the President Died Last Week

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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to

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Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host Adam Todd Brown.

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Joining me is Co host Connor
Mcpadden’s here.

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How’s it going, man?
Well, I just found out I have

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tuberculosis, Adam, so I’ve been
better.

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Connor is not joking, everybody.
That’s my very real health

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conspiracy this week.
Comedian Connor Mcpadden has

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been secretly battling
tuberculosis for years.

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That is shocking information.
That’s the first thing you told

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me when we hopped on this call,
and wow.

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Yeah, it’s sort of like finding
out I’d been attacked by a dodo

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bird.
I thought that it was a disease

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of the past, but there’s no
vaccine for it.

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It’s a bacterial infection.
I guess I got to get some kind

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of chest X-ray.
I bet you by next episode I’ll

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know a lot about tuberculosis.
Yeah, you’ll be on an iron lung.

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That’ll be cool that.
‘D be sick.

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Hearing that thing just
breathing for you in the

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background as we record.
I can’t go to sleep without the

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sound of Connors iron lung
anymore.

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Because I will still need you to
record when you’re iron lung

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done.
Well, I need something to do,

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Adam.
Would be kind of cruel you to

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take this away from me when I’m
fucking interred in an iron

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lung.
It’s a good point.

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SO, Connor, we avoided near
disaster over Labor Day weekend

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because there were terrifying
rumors going around that

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President Trump was knocking on
death’s door, if not dead

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already.
And were you, like me, praying

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that it didn’t happen?
My knees are sore from the

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amount of praying I was doing.
Yeah, I got all the lucky

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amulets out, did all the things,
rubbed some crystals.

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I went to the Mexican grocery
store, I got some Jesus candles

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and I put I printed out a
picture of JD Vance and I taped

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it over Jesus.
It was quite a weekend, and

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that’s what we’re talking about
on this episode.

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All the reasons why people
thought the president died.

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You know what it’s like when
this kind of stuff happened,

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because this has happened with,
this has happened with Biden,

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this has happened with a couple
presidents where we have thought

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there was some medical thing
going on in secret.

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And perhaps it was.
This is like those old lottery

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commercials where it’s like,
isn’t it worth it just to let

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your mind wander for a little
while?

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You know, shouldn’t you buy a
lottery ticket just so you could

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think about having a boat every
once in a while?

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We should just let yourself
think about the president being

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dead, you know, just as a treat.
It’s a therapeutic exercise.

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Were you following this as it
was unfolding on social media?

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I was looking for new stuff.
I mean, I kind of saw the base

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case as it went down.
It looked pretty compelling.

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But all this stuff going on
around him was interesting.

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Like JD Vance tweeting weird
shit like I’m ready.

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Yeah, that and him not having
any public appearances.

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Not even golfing.
Yeah, and even when he did golf,

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for some reason, this time
reporters weren’t allowed to

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follow him and watch.
They kind of brought this on

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themselves.
What you mean by going along

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with everything he does ever?
Yeah, Oh, I mean, the way the

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White House handled it, it’s not
like they weren’t giving people

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reason to believe he wasn’t.
Oh.

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Sure.
Yeah, yeah, I think they put out

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a picture of him golfing that
was from another day too.

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They did a few things like that.
I almost, I mean, this is a

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conspiracy podcast, so let’s do
it.

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I wonder if this was a means of
getting people to talk about

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something other than that
Epstein victim press conference

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that was coming up this week.
I wouldn’t put it past them.

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Hey Donnie, bruise up those
hands and put on a couple extra

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pairs of socks.
They’re bringing the Gene Doe’s

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out to the White House.
Did you see they did a fucking

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military fly over at one of the
press conferences the Epstein

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victims were doing?
Oh.

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My God, you know nothing says we
respect victims like a B2

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bomber.
Yeah.

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Oh shit.
So yeah, very somber time for us

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all, obviously over Labor Day
weekend.

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Well, you know the thing about
But if President Trump does die,

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God forbid, all of my
collectible coins with his face

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on it that I’ve purchased will
appreciate in value quite

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handsomely.
So yeah, I’ve kind of tried to

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turn the worst case scenario
into a win, win.

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Might even turn that Trump phone
investment into a good one.

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You never.
Need something I gotta leave the

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grandkids.
Adam, it’s.

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Generational wealth.
If I had a Trump steak, I would

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keep that shit in the freezer
forever.

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As a or just as a trophy.
Yeah, we’ll eat this when the

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Empire falls.
So the rumors turned out to not

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be true and oof, thank you,
thank God.

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But let’s talk about how they
started in the 1st place.

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You already mentioned the JD
Vance thing.

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I think that’s where this really
kicked off.

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He was giving an interview to
USA TODAY and a reporter asked

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if he was, quote, ready to
assume the role of commander in

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chief.
End Quote.

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And instead of telling the truth
and saying no, he responded with

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this.
I feel very confident the

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president of the United States
is in good shape, is going to

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serve out the remainder of his
term and do great things for the

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American people.
And if, God forbid, there’s a

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terrible tragedy, I can’t think
of better on the job training

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than what I’ve gotten over the
last 200 days.

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End Quote.
Well, it’s good to know when the

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guy’s half dead.
You’re still a fucking suck up.

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Still got to get your damn bread
buttered, JD.

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That is kind of a weird answer
to lead with.

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No, I think the president’s
fine.

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It’s like that’s not what anyone
asked.

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They just asked if you’re ready
to be president.

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Yeah, he put a lot of extra Jews
on that for no.

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Well, he’s sort of this is a
could be a bit of telling on

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himself.
Yeah, and here’s the thing.

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I can tell from watching him in
interviews and whatnot that JD

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Vance is not ready to be
president.

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Well, that’s the nervous Winnie
the Pooh bear face.

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Have you seen any of the clips
of him talking about sending the

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National Guard to DC?
This has happened at least I

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think 3 different times when
he’s being interviewed on these

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politics talks.
I.

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Try to avoid footage of JD Vance
as much as possible, just for my

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own psychic well-being.
Yeah, same, but this is worth

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tracking down if you can find
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There have been a few different
times where he’s trying to

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justify sending the National
Guard to DC and he goes police.

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When they go to DC, they’re
getting spit on.

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No one even wants to be a cop in
DC.

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And every time he says it,
someone’s like, oh, you mean

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like January 6th when your
people were spitting on cops?

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And his answer is always OK.
You’re bringing up things that

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happened a long time ago, like
it was not that long ago.

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And that is a fantastic follow
up question to you being like

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cops are getting spit on.
It’s like you let everyone out

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of prison who did that.
I wasn’t even sold out by the IT

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was just an aspiring sell out.
It’s not a part of my resume.

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Ron Howard was still making
movies about me then.

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Have you ever seen that movie?
Oh, Hillbilly Elegy, no.

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I haven’t either.
We should.

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We should do a bonus episode.
Probably should watch that.

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Yeah, yeah.
He is the vice President of the

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United States.
Yeah.

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And he sort of got there by
authored him, which would be

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cool if it wasn’t probably.
I mean, I’ve never read the

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book.
Maybe it’s a masterpiece, but.

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I’ve heard there’s lots of lies
in it.

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OK, which that tracks.
Surprise me.

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Yeah.
I don’t think the couch fucking

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story comes from that book, but
it would be funny if it did if

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that was just a story he put out
there on his own.

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That’s my first orgasm was
fucking a couch.

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There’s no shame in that
inherently.

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What’s the big deal A.
Little bit of friction in the

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night.
We should do a did JD Vance.

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Fuck that couch episode.
Just by virtue of being a man

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with Comedy Central in the 90s,
like, the answer is probably.

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Yes, yeah, yeah, I could see.
Once that fucking steel drum

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song starts playing and those
blurry titties come on TV.

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Fucking girls Gone Wild
commercials.

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That’s what did it for me.
Yeah, God, that was a

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problematic franchise.
Holy shit.

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I just.
I’m also just I missed the days

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when just the 48 pixels of a tit
could get me hard.

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Oh my God, just imagining the
complexity behind these.

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Squares.
Those were the days.

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So yeah, JD Vance said that in
an interview.

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And the Internet was off to the
races.

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The phrase Trump is dead
appeared more than 5600 times

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across Twitter, Reddit, YouTube,
and Blue Sky from August 28th to

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September 2nd.
Honestly, that doesn’t feel like

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that much.
Over 4 different social networks

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56 times.
Explicitly that phrase.

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I’m sure that most with that
sentiment would probably be a

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larger number.
Yeah, there was a tweet on

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August 29th that said Trump is
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He died on Wednesday.
Racked up 13.8 million.

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Views.
Damn, why wasn’t I engagement

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farming this weekend?
Yeah, no shit.

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I haven’t been on Twitter.
Like I still have it and I’ve

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started using it again for the
pods, but I still can’t bring

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myself to go back there.
It is pretty insane the amount

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of seemingly very popular racist
content that you can find on

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that app.
Yeah, not a surprise.

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And that just makes me want to
go there and be like obnoxiously

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liberal in my postings and
things.

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Talk about engagement farming,
that’ll.

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Work.
Exactly.

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So there was also some weirdness
with Trump’s schedule that led

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to some speculation.
He had a three hour televised

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cabinet meeting on August 26th.
Imagine watching a Trump cabinet

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meeting.
Just like Here’s my day, this is

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what I’m doing with my morning
sit down and watch a cabinet

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meeting.
The most entertaining form of

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talking is highly polished,
excellent stand up comedy.

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You can’t even watch that for
more than an hour.

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Yeah, it becomes tedious.
Exactly 3 hours of admittedly

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one of the greatest orders of
humankind.

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Still 3 hours Is that’s 2 1/2
hours too much?

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It’s way too much.
Remember when Dave Chappelle was

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just dropping in on comedy clubs
and doing 5 and 6 hour sets?

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I saw a couple of those a couple
3 hours.

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I would not stay.
I would get like 90 minutes in

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and be like I’ll watch this when
he whittles down the bullshit to

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a Netflix special.
This is too much.

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I don’t know, man.
Watching Dave Chappelle talk

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about 911 being an inside job at
2:00 in the morning, it’s

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different.
Yeah, I suppose that would be

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true.
Don’t knock it till you try it.

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Doesn’t he chain smoke the whole
time too?

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Yeah, I actually had one of his
cigarette butts for a while.

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I was 22 year old weirdo.
I just got in there and I was

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like the legendary cigarette
butt.

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Flip that on eBay.
Yeah, right.

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So there were some suggestions
that Trump schedule was

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suspended altogether during this
time, but it seems like that

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wasn’t the case.
But the source that got people

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the most riled up was a Twitter
user at Adam S Cochran.

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Or maybe it’s Adams Cochran or
Adam Cochran, I don’t know.

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Adam S Cochran, he posted a 31
tweet thread on August 31st that

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just came in hot right away.
First tweet.

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I believe there is growing
evidence that the White House is

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covering up the fact that Donald
Trump has been dealing with Tia

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strokes and that he likely had a
more significant ischemic stroke

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this week.
End Quote.

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Tia meaning transient ischemic
attack AKA mini stroke.

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I thought it was when your
Mexican aunt has a stroke, but

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what do I know?
I knew a Mexican aunt joke was

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coming, I just didn’t know what
it was going to be.

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Yeah, I was also was quite
distracted because I thought a

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good name for a black porn star
would be Johnny Cochrane.

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That would be a great name.
Oh, you can make all the if it

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doesn’t fit jokes.
Talk about wearing a glove.

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Are we going to get into porn?
Should we start producing porn?

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Yeah, we definitely should get
into managing we got.

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To get a fucking we got to.
Cast the role of Johnny

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Cochrane.
So here’s the thing about the

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claims in this Twitter thread,
currently known as X, This could

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still be kind of true.
Trump doesn’t have to have died

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for some of these things to have
actually happened, especially

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when it comes to those mini
strokes.

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And the case she lays out for
those is quite compelling.

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Yeah, a very important detail
about the mini strokes.

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They cause symptoms that usually
resolve within 24 hours.

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So you can have a mini stroke
and then be back to tell in the

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world you’re moving Space Force
to Alabama a few days later.

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Very possible.
Adam and I are so grateful that

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these hypothetical strokes
possibly affecting the president

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only last for 24 hours.
Yes, it’d be a real shame if

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these were some three day
weekend.

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Strokes sure would.
So some of the things this

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thread points to as proof that
Trump’s health is failing.

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It’s ironic he cheats at golf
and now God is giving him extra

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strokes.
So March 2024 someone post video

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of Trump on stage at an event
and he’s clearly dragging his

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right leg when he walks.
And here’s the thing, if you

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watch the video, I would agree.
I think he’s dragging his leg.

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Kind of like when your foot
falls asleep a little bit.

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Yeah, yeah.
And then there’s the hand

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bruising that just keeps showing
up.

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It was visible in a Time
magazine interview.

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And by that I mean the
interviewer called it out

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shortly after the election.
Also, he had a meeting with

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Emmanuel Macron in February
2025, and he had hand bruising

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again.
And when the White House was

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asked about it, they said it was
from shaking too many hands.

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What a dumb answer.
That’s one of the worst things

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about this administration is how
dumb they think people are.

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Like every guy he’s meeting is
like Bob from Minnesota.

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He’s way too over enthusiastic.
Well, hey, how you doing there?

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Nice to meet you.
Hey.

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Yeah, just challenging Trump’s
manliness.

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That’s what I would do if I met
the president.

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I would try to try to punk him
on the handshake.

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Yeah, try to break his fucking
hand.

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There’s also three medications
from his annual physical report,

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Rasuvastatin, azetimaby, and
daily aspirin.

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The aspirin used to be a thing
people would take just as a

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maintenance thing to prevent
heart attacks, and eventually

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science was like, sorry, we’re
wrong, you don’t need to do

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that.
So the fact that he’s taking

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daily aspirin according to this
thread, speaks more to him

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having suffered some sort of
medical event that necessitates

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him taking aspirin every day.
It’s not just preventative.

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Right.
And same thing with as a

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timbibe.
As a timbi I should have looked

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up how to pronounce it, but who
cares?

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The claim here is that it’s used
to prevent or treat strokes as

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opposed to just being a regular
cholesterol medication or some

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shit.
And then there’s the swollen

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ankles picture which everyone
saw.

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That and the White House
admitted Trump has a non fatal

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disease called chronic venous
insufficiency.

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More like chronic penis
insufficiency.

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What I’ve heard is true.
Hey, also, they point out, the

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bruising on his hands seems to
happen around the same time

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every month, like he’s getting
regular IV treatments or

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something.
Interesting.

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Yeah.
Or maybe he shakes a lot of

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hands at the same time every
month.

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Could be it just makes sense.
Yeah, the White House denied it,

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so end of discussion.
Which means they supplied it.

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There’s also video from August
15th of Trump getting off the

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plane for his summit with Putin.
And he has.

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It does look like a lot of
trouble walking in a straight

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line.
He’s just a great clip.

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Of him meandering around.
Yeah, he’s just kind of

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swerving.
He’s keeping it in the lanes,

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but he’s all over that fucking
lane.

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I frequently go for long walks
in the park with no agenda

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whatsoever and I just Mosey
around.

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I walk in a straighter line when
I’m doing that, then this guy is

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walking on a red carpet that is
pointed in a straight direct one

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point to one point line to a
airplay.

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And it is actually a sign of
possible medical issues.

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Even your Apple Watch tracks how
straight you walk and does it

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because it can be an indication
of both neurological things or

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just leg problems, shit like
that.

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Well, and the only reason they
do that is because they could

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use that to somehow sell you
shampoo on Amazon.

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Right, right.
And give that information to the

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government if they ever need to
track your movements you notice.

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Your heart rate’s a little high.
Do you want to or no?

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What?
Want to buy some CBD bath bombs?

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You know, I do actually.
That sounds kind of nice,

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actually.
Yeah, high heart rate or not,

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it’s also in this thread
mentioned that a patient who has

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a mild ischemic stroke would be
on bed rest for 24 to 48 hours

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and within two to three days
would be able to take small or

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assisted steps.
And you couple that with all the

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pictures we saw of Trump where
they’re like, no, look, he’s

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golfing, he’s fine.
And it’s like, well, why are you

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only letting people take
pictures from like 500 yards

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away?
It looks like the Zapruder film.

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Why is Trump not just in front
of cameras being like, what?

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I’m fine.
I saw someone mention on one of

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the socials that remember when
he had COVID, motherfucker went

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and stood on the balcony of the
White House and fucking ripped

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his mask off and was standing
there.

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Like, look how goddamn strong I
am.

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Not this.
Time He likes to go up on the

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roof during key times.
Yeah, but not this time.

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And when he got shot, fucking
stood up, raised the first.

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Not this time.
Rumors swirling about this man

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being on death’s door and he’s
not addressing it.

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I wanted to get to full blown
like weekend to Donnie’s where

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he’s got sunglasses on and like
a Secret Service guy on either

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side of him and he’s kind of
like fake smiling as they drag

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him around with his feet, just
kind of like clomping on the

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ground loose.
My legitimate ear for a lot of

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this when it was happening was
that because it was happening

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parallel to the announcement
about the Epstein press

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conference was that Trump would
die, but they would claim, oh,

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he left the country because
Democrats ginned up a bunch of

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fake Epstein evidence against
him.

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So he’s just going to run the
country from overseas and, you

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know, he’ll be in hiding.
Meanwhile we just get like an AI

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version of Trump running the
country via social media and

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shit.
That would be.

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Kind of exciting to have our own
Saddam Hussein where the real

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president is like in a bunker
somewhere.

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Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if
we do.

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The only problem is of all the
people.

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She’s got such a good brand.
People will fucking justify

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anything this motherfucker says.
Yeah, just through the power of

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his own gaslighting.
It’s kind of incredible.

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So like, you talk about being.
I’ve had that fear too of what

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if they just kill him and
replace him with a series of

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well it like less publicly.
No public appearance is just a

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bunch of AI clips from the Oval
Office of him being like and now

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being transgender is even more
illegal.

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I don’t know why he’s Reagan in
that clip, but you get it.

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My concern with any plans like
that, it’s not really a concern,

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but how do you find a body
double for Trump?

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South Park did it?
Yeah, I suppose.

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Have you seen that clip?
It looks pretty good.

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I have not.
He’s really the same kind of

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fat.
He looks younger than Trump, but

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he’s got the same kind of fat.
Interesting because he’s a

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unique looking fella.
Yes, he is.

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He is a very.
I feel like I know a bunch of

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people who look like Saddam
Hussein, but Trump, no.

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It’s kind of the physique when
you probably have access to the

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best medical care that money can
buy, but you eat only the

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cheapest, shittiest foods that
money can buy.

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So it’s like a combination of
Illuminati healthcare and

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McDonald’s.
Yeah, that’s the war happening

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within Trump all the time.
Those are the two wolves.

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So there are photos from around
this time where it does look

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like Trump has maybe a little
droopy face, But again, they’re

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from so far away.
Yeah.

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And all these.
Pictures.

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You can take a picture of anyone
with their mouth open.

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You know I need to see the video
clip of him drooling.

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Yeah, like one of the pictures
in this thread, you’re right.

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He’s showing Trump coming out of
the White House and he goes, his

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mouth is a gate.
He could have just been saying

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hey to someone like I don’t.
Yeah, like then you kind of need

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video if and then that’s going
to be your claim.

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I was using AI to enhance one of
the long, long distance shots

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and he’s like, look how weird he
looks when you enhance it with

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AI and it’s like AI gives
everybody a droopy eye in the

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fucked up mouth.
Like I’ve used it on video.

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It’s literally impossible for
that’s what it does.

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That’s what you ordered.
And then the next day there was

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a thread that pointed to a bunch
of weirdness in the photos of

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Trump that we did see over the
course of those few days.

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I think that is almost the more
interesting question is if Trump

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was fine, why was the White
House circulating all these

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pictures where they’re like,
look, he’s golfing, he’s fine.

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And then the Internet was like,
that’s from months ago, that was

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from last week.
Why are you showing us pictures

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that aren’t from right now and
saying he’s fine?

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Look.
Yeah, I mean, what’s what else

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could it be facelift like?
Yeah, yeah.

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What if it is that?
What if he got hair plugs and

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just comes back?
Like what?

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My hairs always look like this.
What do you want me that Joe

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Biden got facelifts and shit
like that, but we never, I mean,

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she was out of the week.
There was months I feel like

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where I didn’t see a picture of
Joe Biden.

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No one said Boo.
Yeah, because I mean, even when

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you saw Biden, like you just
forgot she went from thereafter.

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Unless he was telling a really
fun, playfully racist story

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about beating up corn pop at the
swimming pool or.

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Something like that.
When you’d see a picture of

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Biden, you’d be like, wait, is
he alive?

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I love some of these articles
that we’ll link to in the notes

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about this episode.
They treat people talking about

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Biden not being well when he was
in office as if it’s a

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conspiracy theory.
It’s like he dropped out of the

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fucking race because he wasn’t
well.

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It’s not a conspiracy theory.
Biden was not in a good place.

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I mean, it was patently obvious
to anyone that has ever talked

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to a senile person, you know?
Yeah, there was 8 year old girls

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that are like he’s doing a
grandpa.

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And so, yeah, these pictures the
White House was putting out did

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not help, obviously, because, I
mean, this is the Internet.

437
00:23:17,840 –> 00:23:20,320
People can verify shit like
that.

438
00:23:20,400 –> 00:23:23,000
Like, it’s not hard.
There was also this tweet from

439
00:23:23,000 –> 00:23:26,920
Anonymous about how the White
House had an announcement

440
00:23:26,920 –> 00:23:31,560
scheduled for 2:00 PM the next
day and that all roads to Walter

441
00:23:31,560 –> 00:23:36,600
Reed Hospital in DC were closed.
And so they were like, I think

442
00:23:36,600 –> 00:23:40,240
you know what that means.
But apparently roads being

443
00:23:40,240 –> 00:23:43,000
closed to Walter Reed is not
unusual at all.

444
00:23:43,040 –> 00:23:45,680
Kind of makes me think, what if
this is all a drill for the day?

445
00:23:45,680 –> 00:23:49,000
He does have a big ischemic
episode or whatever.

446
00:23:49,200 –> 00:23:52,240
I mean, one of the other
conspiracy theories about this

447
00:23:52,240 –> 00:23:55,920
kicking around in my brain was
what if he is about to die?

448
00:23:55,920 –> 00:24:00,120
And that’s why the National
Guard is in DC, because they

449
00:24:00,120 –> 00:24:03,880
know people are going to fucking
lose their shit when he does

450
00:24:03,880 –> 00:24:06,880
die.
So I was kind of having that

451
00:24:06,880 –> 00:24:10,200
thought that maybe that’s why
they deployed the National

452
00:24:10,200 –> 00:24:11,880
Guard.
It’s going to be like when Kobe

453
00:24:11,880 –> 00:24:15,200
died for stupid people.
It’s going to be, yeah, it could

454
00:24:15,200 –> 00:24:18,600
be bad murals everywhere.
Yeah, Trump murals all over the

455
00:24:18,600 –> 00:24:19,840
place.
They’re going to get painted

456
00:24:19,840 –> 00:24:21,720
over just like the Kobe murals
do.

457
00:24:21,800 –> 00:24:23,560
Well, some of them.
It’s like, is this really

458
00:24:23,560 –> 00:24:26,000
honoring his legacy?
Yeah.

459
00:24:26,160 –> 00:24:29,320
For Kobe to look like this, it
looks like they recovered his

460
00:24:29,320 –> 00:24:31,840
face with AI.
Yeah, there are some neat ones

461
00:24:31,840 –> 00:24:33,120
though.
In Oh yes, some of them are

462
00:24:33,120 –> 00:24:34,200
beautiful.
Downtown.

463
00:24:34,320 –> 00:24:37,160
LA some of them make you cry
like I have fucking Gigi.

464
00:24:37,280 –> 00:24:40,240
All inspiring and shit.
Yeah, sad.

465
00:24:40,840 –> 00:24:44,880
So there was also some reports
that there were three

466
00:24:44,880 –> 00:24:48,560
helicopters seen leaving the
White House that day.

467
00:24:48,640 –> 00:24:51,440
And people were like, you know
what that means?

468
00:24:51,520 –> 00:24:55,440
But then that announcement
Anonymous tipped us off to

469
00:24:55,640 –> 00:25:01,240
happened and Trump was alive and
maybe well and was just talking

470
00:25:01,240 –> 00:25:05,760
about moving Space Force to
Huntsville, AL forever to be

471
00:25:05,760 –> 00:25:08,520
known from this point forward as
Rocket City, he said.

472
00:25:08,520 –> 00:25:11,000
That shut up.
Oh my God, I hate it when he

473
00:25:11,000 –> 00:25:14,480
tries to call this shot with
stuff he’s like and we’ll call

474
00:25:14,480 –> 00:25:18,680
it the Eleven Day War.
That is one of my low key least

475
00:25:18,680 –> 00:25:22,560
favorite things about Trump is,
I mean, not least favorite.

476
00:25:22,760 –> 00:25:26,560
There’s a lot of things ahead of
this on the list, but it kind of

477
00:25:26,560 –> 00:25:30,160
reminds me of that thing where
the Wu Tang Clan all of a sudden

478
00:25:30,240 –> 00:25:33,920
gave themselves mafia nicknames
and every rapper started doing

479
00:25:33,920 –> 00:25:37,080
that after every fucking
Republican.

480
00:25:37,080 –> 00:25:40,280
Feels like they have to give
everything they talk about some

481
00:25:40,280 –> 00:25:41,240
sort of nickname.
Oh.

482
00:25:42,000 –> 00:25:44,720
Fuck you, right?
Like it’s got to be, if you’re

483
00:25:44,720 –> 00:25:48,040
talking about Mom Donnie, it’s
little Mohammed or some shit

484
00:25:48,040 –> 00:25:51,480
like that.
You can’t just fucking call

485
00:25:51,480 –> 00:25:55,040
things by their name.
There’s got to be some fun Trump

486
00:25:55,080 –> 00:25:58,760
esque nickname and it’s like you
motherfuckers are not Trump.

487
00:25:58,880 –> 00:26:02,520
First of all, if you tried half
the shit Trump tries, we would

488
00:26:02,520 –> 00:26:04,400
string you up in the goddamn
streets.

489
00:26:04,400 –> 00:26:06,720
You don’t have the charisma or
personality.

490
00:26:06,720 –> 00:26:09,720
Necessary Kung Fu.
Yeah, yeah, you got you do not.

491
00:26:09,720 –> 00:26:14,280
Have the skills.
But beyond that, just Trump’s an

492
00:26:14,280 –> 00:26:16,680
entertainer.
Let him handle the nicknames.

493
00:26:16,680 –> 00:26:19,880
Some of them are good.
What kills me is how many people

494
00:26:19,880 –> 00:26:23,640
got a nickname that are now like
full time fucking sycophants.

495
00:26:23,640 –> 00:26:26,880
Yep, taping for him 24.
Like Little Marco is a fucking

496
00:26:26,880 –> 00:26:28,840
Secretary of State.
I don’t.

497
00:26:28,840 –> 00:26:32,400
Did he give JD Vance a nickname?
Because JD Vance gave Trump a

498
00:26:32,400 –> 00:26:33,680
nickname.
Which what did?

499
00:26:33,680 –> 00:26:35,480
He call him.
He called him a Nazi.

500
00:26:35,720 –> 00:26:39,120
I never saw that.
That was his stance at first was

501
00:26:39,120 –> 00:26:41,800
Trump is a Nazi who’s going to
ruin democracy.

502
00:26:41,840 –> 00:26:44,720
And then like a year later when
he realized Trump was going to

503
00:26:44,720 –> 00:26:46,080
win, he was like, oh, never
mind.

504
00:26:46,080 –> 00:26:48,600
Trump’s great.
Oh wait, I got one for JD Fat

505
00:26:48,600 –> 00:26:51,000
pants Vance.
He’s chubby.

506
00:26:51,360 –> 00:26:54,040
That’s a good one, I like that.
Old fat pants Vance.

507
00:26:54,840 –> 00:26:57,160
I also hate that the name Rocket
City is pretty cool.

508
00:26:57,760 –> 00:27:00,760
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like there’s already a

509
00:27:01,320 –> 00:27:03,520
town in the South called Space
City.

510
00:27:03,520 –> 00:27:05,800
Let me see.
And I only say that because the

511
00:27:05,800 –> 00:27:08,120
Drive by Truckers have a song
about it.

512
00:27:08,120 –> 00:27:09,440
Is that would it?
Be Cape Canaveral.

513
00:27:09,840 –> 00:27:14,040
Oh, it was a defunct theme park
near Huntsville, AL.

514
00:27:14,440 –> 00:27:16,600
Oh, that makes sense.
All right.

515
00:27:16,720 –> 00:27:19,520
But yeah, Huntsville, they’ve
always had a bunch of space.

516
00:27:19,520 –> 00:27:22,840
Shit, I think people were kind
of mad about him moving Space

517
00:27:22,840 –> 00:27:24,680
Force to Alabama.
I don’t give a shit.

518
00:27:24,720 –> 00:27:26,800
I’m honestly just happy we have
Space Force.

519
00:27:26,920 –> 00:27:29,240
I think we did actually need it
so.

520
00:27:29,360 –> 00:27:31,400
What’s that line from the Steven
Gerd documentary?

521
00:27:31,400 –> 00:27:33,920
America must know what it means
in blood and treasure to fight a

522
00:27:33,920 –> 00:27:36,000
war on another planet.
That’s what I think.

523
00:27:36,080 –> 00:27:38,560
I agree.
What if they started drafting

524
00:27:38,560 –> 00:27:40,720
for the space war?
Would you fight just to go see

525
00:27:40,720 –> 00:27:43,160
space?
God, I would.

526
00:27:43,240 –> 00:27:46,200
I that’s, you know, Adam.
I want to see space so bad, but

527
00:27:46,200 –> 00:27:48,920
I don’t think I would.
I probably couldn’t get over the

528
00:27:48,920 –> 00:27:51,480
fascism of it all.
Yeah, I just catch the social

529
00:27:51,480 –> 00:27:53,040
media clips.
Not trying to.

530
00:27:53,840 –> 00:27:56,560
It looks better on the James
Webb telescope anyway.

531
00:27:56,880 –> 00:28:01,440
Yeah, that was always my thing
when for a long time there was

532
00:28:01,440 –> 00:28:05,000
this project happening, it might
still be happening, where you

533
00:28:05,000 –> 00:28:08,880
could sign up to be one of the
first like 100,000 people to

534
00:28:08,880 –> 00:28:12,840
populate Mars and they got a
shit ton of people signing up

535
00:28:12,840 –> 00:28:16,640
trying to be a part of it.
It’s like, do you not look at

536
00:28:16,640 –> 00:28:21,040
history at all and think, oh,
well, here’s what happens to the

537
00:28:21,040 –> 00:28:23,280
first people who show up
anywhere?

538
00:28:23,360 –> 00:28:25,440
Yeah, right.
It’s never fucking good.

539
00:28:25,640 –> 00:28:28,120
And there’s not going to be any
Native Americans showing up with

540
00:28:28,120 –> 00:28:31,600
a big old, you know, cornucopia
full of colorful corn and shit.

541
00:28:31,600 –> 00:28:33,080
Yeah.
You’re going to be there 10

542
00:28:33,080 –> 00:28:36,920
years and then a fleet of
intergalactic Trump’s are going

543
00:28:36,920 –> 00:28:40,520
to show up to gentrify the
place, and that’s when I’ll go,

544
00:28:40,880 –> 00:28:42,360
because then there’s going to be
like.

545
00:28:42,480 –> 00:28:44,400
Like a hotel.
Restaurants and hotels and

546
00:28:44,400 –> 00:28:47,080
things, yeah.
That’s the thing about early

547
00:28:47,080 –> 00:28:50,720
space anything is I The only
thing I hear when I hear that is

548
00:28:50,720 –> 00:28:55,040
like nutrient tubes, Yeah.
Or, you know, sustenance paste.

549
00:28:55,160 –> 00:28:58,120
Yeah, I don’t want any of that.
I do a lot of peanut butter, so,

550
00:28:58,120 –> 00:29:00,480
you know, it’s probably not that
big of a deviation for me, but

551
00:29:00,480 –> 00:29:02,760
still.
I do fuck with a peanut butter.

552
00:29:02,800 –> 00:29:06,920
You’re crunchy or creamy butter.
To the fucking grave, my man.

553
00:29:07,400 –> 00:29:09,640
I’m a crunchy.
I like a crunchy PB.

554
00:29:09,760 –> 00:29:12,880
You taking the perfectly uniform
texture of peanut butter and

555
00:29:12,880 –> 00:29:15,320
you’ve ruined it for no reason.
You keep it in the refrigerator.

556
00:29:15,640 –> 00:29:17,440
No, I’m not with that Lord
Scudder shit.

557
00:29:17,600 –> 00:29:20,320
No too much work.
No, I keep it in the in the

558
00:29:20,320 –> 00:29:21,920
fridge.
Fun tip.

559
00:29:22,080 –> 00:29:24,000
My wife somehow figured this
out.

560
00:29:24,040 –> 00:29:26,920
If you have the kind of peanut
butter where the oil separates,

561
00:29:27,040 –> 00:29:29,040
set it on its side.
Doesn’t happen.

562
00:29:29,040 –> 00:29:32,640
Oh yeah, yeah, works great.
That’s really fucking smart.

563
00:29:32,800 –> 00:29:34,320
Really fucking well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

564
00:29:34,520 –> 00:29:37,680
Natural GIF.
It’s ostensibly the same thing,

565
00:29:37,680 –> 00:29:40,160
but you don’t have to fucking
Jack it off.

566
00:29:40,520 –> 00:29:43,840
Yeah, maybe I like jacking off a
jar of peanut butter every once

567
00:29:43,840 –> 00:29:45,720
in awhile.
Well, that’s between you and

568
00:29:45,720 –> 00:29:49,480
your God.
So this video, I mean not even

569
00:29:49,680 –> 00:29:52,520
video, but that was one of the
questions people had when Trump

570
00:29:52,520 –> 00:29:55,640
made this appearance because he
they announced it for 2:00 PM

571
00:29:55,680 –> 00:29:59,160
Eastern Time, ends up not
happening until like 3

572
00:29:59,160 –> 00:30:01,280
something.
He’s like fucking Lauryn Hill,

573
00:30:01,400 –> 00:30:05,200
just making people wait forever
for this performance to start.

574
00:30:05,320 –> 00:30:10,400
The axle rose of Space Force.
And this was another tweet from

575
00:30:10,400 –> 00:30:14,920
Anonymous about the appearance
from the latest proof of life

576
00:30:14,920 –> 00:30:16,880
video released by the White
House.

577
00:30:17,280 –> 00:30:20,880
Trump is caked with makeup,
reporters kept at a distance,

578
00:30:21,240 –> 00:30:25,560
voice is weak and the podium is
acting as a Walker to help him

579
00:30:25,560 –> 00:30:27,680
stand up.
It’s not looking good health

580
00:30:27,680 –> 00:30:29,280
wise.
End Quote.

581
00:30:29,360 –> 00:30:33,000
They also I saw a couple
suggestions that the video might

582
00:30:33,000 –> 00:30:36,320
have been pre recorded, which is
something you would absolutely

583
00:30:36,320 –> 00:30:41,000
do if you’re trying to make a
here’s proof that Trump’s alive

584
00:30:41,160 –> 00:30:43,000
thing.
Because what if you do that live

585
00:30:43,000 –> 00:30:44,960
and he just falls over in the
middle of it?

586
00:30:45,000 –> 00:30:47,040
Yeah, right.
Well if it’s pre recorded how do

587
00:30:47,040 –> 00:30:49,800
they know he was going to have a
mini stroke a Tia?

588
00:30:49,880 –> 00:30:53,320
I think they mean pre recorded
like that day like oh.

589
00:30:53,320 –> 00:30:56,840
OK, gotcha, gotcha.
Like it just it wasn’t actually.

590
00:30:57,200 –> 00:30:59,920
Live like you had prerecorded.
I’ve worked in television, how

591
00:30:59,920 –> 00:31:01,280
do I not know what the fuck
you’re talking?

592
00:31:02,400 –> 00:31:05,560
About and even anonymous was
like that could just be like a

593
00:31:05,560 –> 00:31:10,080
security thing, but it could
also be let’s put this on tape

594
00:31:10,280 –> 00:31:12,520
in case it doesn’t go well live.
Who knows?

595
00:31:12,640 –> 00:31:15,280
And then there’s that fucking
White House window video.

596
00:31:15,280 –> 00:31:16,800
Did you see this?
No.

597
00:31:16,840 –> 00:31:18,880
Yeah, I think there’s.
I think there’s a clip of the

598
00:31:18,880 –> 00:31:23,480
video in the article I linked
to, but if you just Google it

599
00:31:23,720 –> 00:31:26,640
you’ll find it.
There was video going around

600
00:31:26,640 –> 00:31:28,680
when all of this was happening
with Trump.

601
00:31:28,720 –> 00:31:32,920
Someone was just chucking shit
out a second floor window at the

602
00:31:32,920 –> 00:31:37,520
White House and it looks like a
piece of cloth of some sort and

603
00:31:37,520 –> 00:31:41,920
then some long white thing and
it’s just flying out the window

604
00:31:41,920 –> 00:31:45,480
of the White House.
When Trump was asked about it,

605
00:31:45,520 –> 00:31:50,400
he said the video was AI
generated, but when the White

606
00:31:50,400 –> 00:31:54,640
House was asked about it, they
claimed it was a contractor who

607
00:31:54,640 –> 00:31:58,280
was doing regular maintenance
while the president was gone.

608
00:31:58,400 –> 00:32:02,720
And meanwhile, Trump, his whole
thing, because this has come up

609
00:32:02,800 –> 00:32:06,440
in his subsequent appearances,
is no, you can’t even open the

610
00:32:06,440 –> 00:32:09,280
windows up there.
Just a complete gas light.

611
00:32:09,880 –> 00:32:12,160
This is a quote.
I know every window up there.

612
00:32:12,200 –> 00:32:17,000
They’re bulletproof and #1
they’re sealed and #2 each

613
00:32:17,000 –> 00:32:20,840
window weighs about £600.
You have to be pretty strong to

614
00:32:20,840 –> 00:32:23,440
open them up.
So even he’s contradicting

615
00:32:23,440 –> 00:32:25,640
himself because he’s saying
they’re sealed and then he’s

616
00:32:25,640 –> 00:32:27,480
like, you got to be pretty
strong to open it.

617
00:32:27,560 –> 00:32:30,800
Yeah, sometimes I like when he
can’t decide which lie he’s

618
00:32:30,800 –> 00:32:33,200
going to go with, you know, like
a tweet or something and he just

619
00:32:33,200 –> 00:32:35,400
sort of incorporates aspects of
a few.

620
00:32:35,600 –> 00:32:37,200
Yeah.
See what’s, you know, it looks

621
00:32:37,200 –> 00:32:38,320
like the guy.
It looks like they’re just

622
00:32:38,320 –> 00:32:41,000
chucking like a plastic, like a
black bag out of the window to

623
00:32:41,000 –> 00:32:42,920
me.
But yeah, that definitely looks

624
00:32:42,920 –> 00:32:44,000
super.
It doesn’t look like AI.

625
00:32:44,000 –> 00:32:46,040
It looks to the framing is too
organic.

626
00:32:46,040 –> 00:32:50,240
Yeah, and and The Associated
Press talked to a guy named Hani

627
00:32:50,240 –> 00:32:54,680
Fareed, who is a digital
forensics expert at UC Berkeley,

628
00:32:54,720 –> 00:32:57,200
and this is what he said about
the video.

629
00:32:57,280 –> 00:33:00,320
The shadows in the scene,
including the shadow cast by the

630
00:33:00,320 –> 00:33:03,320
tossed bag, are all physically
consistent.

631
00:33:03,360 –> 00:33:07,000
The motion of the waving flags
have none of the telltale signs

632
00:33:07,280 –> 00:33:10,240
that you often see in AI
generated videos.

633
00:33:10,320 –> 00:33:12,920
The overall structure of the
White House appears to be

634
00:33:12,920 –> 00:33:18,360
consistent, including the flying
of the American and POWMIA flag.

635
00:33:18,480 –> 00:33:21,480
End Quote.
So someone’s lying here.

636
00:33:21,680 –> 00:33:24,400
Well, it’s probably Melania
trying to kick his ass out.

637
00:33:24,400 –> 00:33:28,160
And here and there’s your shirts
and your goddamn ties and your

638
00:33:28,160 –> 00:33:30,040
cufflinks.
Yeah, he just kind of wears the

639
00:33:30,040 –> 00:33:32,880
same thing all the time, so that
probably was most of his

640
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:35,920
wardrobe getting.
Yeah, it’s just fucking very.

641
00:33:35,920 –> 00:33:38,600
He’s a humble man. 10 ties, 10
shirts.

642
00:33:38,840 –> 00:33:42,080
Can you imagine if Trump just
showed up somewhere in jeans and

643
00:33:42,080 –> 00:33:44,320
AT shirt?
How fucking off putting that

644
00:33:44,320 –> 00:33:46,120
would be.
I don’t know if the kind of

645
00:33:46,200 –> 00:33:47,880
jeans exist that he could fit
into.

646
00:33:48,160 –> 00:33:51,640
Just fucking mom jeans and a.
Have some elastic in them.

647
00:33:51,720 –> 00:33:54,840
Fucking big dog clothing company
T-shirt.

648
00:33:54,920 –> 00:33:56,880
Yeah, don’t you?
Trump has worn jeans since he,

649
00:33:56,880 –> 00:33:59,760
like, had hair.
Yeah, I wonder if he’s ever worn

650
00:33:59,760 –> 00:34:03,240
jeans or sweatpants.
Sweatpants, probably.

651
00:34:03,320 –> 00:34:05,800
I don’t know.
I’m just seeing a bunch of AI

652
00:34:05,800 –> 00:34:10,480
slap.
Yeah, I saw a it wasn’t AI

653
00:34:10,480 –> 00:34:13,960
because it was before AI, but it
was obviously a Photoshop thing

654
00:34:14,080 –> 00:34:16,520
of Trump with a bald head and a
full beard.

655
00:34:16,639 –> 00:34:19,520
And the caption just said, the
world is not ready for this.

656
00:34:20,560 –> 00:34:23,159
And he looked terrifying.
He looked for one thing.

657
00:34:23,159 –> 00:34:25,800
He looked way better.
He looked, yeah, significantly

658
00:34:25,800 –> 00:34:27,520
better.
Like he looks kind of goofy.

659
00:34:27,520 –> 00:34:29,800
It’s hard to sometimes it’s hard
to take him serious as a his

660
00:34:29,800 –> 00:34:32,400
improper dictator just because
he sees does the fucking macho

661
00:34:32,400 –> 00:34:34,639
man dance.
But with the beard and the bald

662
00:34:34,639 –> 00:34:36,880
head, he looked menacing.
Yeah, yeah, it was.

663
00:34:37,040 –> 00:34:38,639
It was unsettling.
Isn’t that great?

664
00:34:38,639 –> 00:34:41,800
The future just we live in fear
of the macho man guy.

665
00:34:42,560 –> 00:34:46,560
Yeah, yeah, the host of
Celebrity Apprentice is going to

666
00:34:46,560 –> 00:34:50,880
be the downfall of all of us.
I try not to let the grand irony

667
00:34:50,880 –> 00:34:53,600
of it all be lost on me because
it’s got someone has to

668
00:34:53,600 –> 00:34:56,120
appreciate it.
You know, there had to be some

669
00:34:56,120 –> 00:34:57,520
people at the fall of Rome
going.

670
00:34:57,520 –> 00:34:59,640
I called this the vomitoriums.
Come on.

671
00:34:59,720 –> 00:35:03,880
Yeah, yeah, this feels like
exactly how the United States

672
00:35:03,880 –> 00:35:07,480
should end.
Is just a rogue reality star

673
00:35:07,480 –> 00:35:09,280
fucking.
It’s how we deserve to end.

674
00:35:09,640 –> 00:35:11,600
Yeah, yeah.
It’s we earned it.

675
00:35:11,880 –> 00:35:14,040
We earned this.
I like to think that the good

676
00:35:14,040 –> 00:35:16,360
nature of the people of this
country would we would have

677
00:35:16,360 –> 00:35:19,480
deserved maybe more like a
Snooki or someone more you know,

678
00:35:19,960 –> 00:35:21,040
but this is what we you know,
she’ll.

679
00:35:21,440 –> 00:35:23,480
Be our good first woman
president.

680
00:35:23,520 –> 00:35:27,360
That’s going to be the hardest
pill to swallow is when we

681
00:35:27,360 –> 00:35:30,880
finally get a female president.
And she’s further right than

682
00:35:30,880 –> 00:35:33,000
Trump.
Yeah, Christy Gnome or

683
00:35:33,000 –> 00:35:36,160
something, Yeah.
That’s what’s your name?

684
00:35:36,160 –> 00:35:38,840
Pam Bondi.
Yeah, there’s someone that was

685
00:35:38,840 –> 00:35:40,800
calling her Blondie, and I’m
like, that’s pretty good.

686
00:35:40,800 –> 00:35:42,200
Trump bash name?
Oh, yeah.

687
00:35:42,600 –> 00:35:45,440
That’s definitely a Trump
nickname He probably gave.

688
00:35:45,520 –> 00:35:49,040
He probably calls her that.
So the last little twist in

689
00:35:49,040 –> 00:35:53,240
this, during that Space Force
announcement, Trump was asked if

690
00:35:53,240 –> 00:35:55,280
he’d heard the rumors that he
died.

691
00:35:55,320 –> 00:35:58,680
And he said, quote, no, I didn’t
see that last week.

692
00:35:58,680 –> 00:36:01,440
I did numerous news conferences,
all successful.

693
00:36:01,520 –> 00:36:04,720
They went very well.
Like, this is going very well.

694
00:36:05,040 –> 00:36:06,960
And then I didn’t do any for two
days.

695
00:36:06,960 –> 00:36:09,280
And they said there must be
something wrong with them.

696
00:36:09,320 –> 00:36:11,160
Biden wouldn’t do them for
months.

697
00:36:11,520 –> 00:36:14,120
I didn’t hear that one.
That’s pretty serious stuff.

698
00:36:14,280 –> 00:36:17,000
Well, it’s fake news.
And for some reason he was even

699
00:36:17,000 –> 00:36:20,160
lying about that, apparently.
Well, because he’s like, no, I

700
00:36:20,160 –> 00:36:22,080
didn’t see the rumors.
And then he talks about the

701
00:36:22,080 –> 00:36:24,600
rumors very explicitly, like
you, in a way which you’ve

702
00:36:24,600 –> 00:36:28,880
totally seen them.
Remember the Jim Morrison Doors

703
00:36:28,960 –> 00:36:31,280
documentary of.
Course the documentary.

704
00:36:31,280 –> 00:36:32,920
They turned me into a Jim
Morrison truther.

705
00:36:32,960 –> 00:36:36,920
This kind of reminds me of that
where that guy who was

706
00:36:36,920 –> 00:36:41,320
definitely not Jim Morrison
would just say a thing and then

707
00:36:41,400 –> 00:36:44,200
in the course of the same
conversation, like completely

708
00:36:44,200 –> 00:36:46,880
contradict himself and say.
Yeah, and he’d be like, well, I

709
00:36:46,880 –> 00:36:49,400
never met those guys, but back
when I was hanging out with Ray

710
00:36:49,400 –> 00:36:53,480
Manzarek and John Densmore.
Yeah, it was very much that.

711
00:36:53,480 –> 00:36:56,200
This feels like the same thing.
He’s like, no, I didn’t hear

712
00:36:56,200 –> 00:36:58,560
anything about it.
But also, let’s talk about those

713
00:36:58,560 –> 00:37:01,040
rumors I heard.
Yeah, this is like the closest.

714
00:37:01,040 –> 00:37:02,880
This is actually playing it cool
for him.

715
00:37:03,080 –> 00:37:06,040
Yeah, yeah.
And Rolling Stone magazine

716
00:37:06,160 –> 00:37:09,920
reached out to the Trump
administration about this and

717
00:37:09,920 –> 00:37:12,200
two different sources speaking
to Trump.

718
00:37:12,200 –> 00:37:15,360
One of them within the
administration said Trump very

719
00:37:15,360 –> 00:37:19,080
much knew about the rumors, with
one of them saying, quote, he

720
00:37:19,080 –> 00:37:21,640
fucking sees everything.
End Quote.

721
00:37:21,720 –> 00:37:25,560
And that same official said
Trump is the healthiest I’ve

722
00:37:25,560 –> 00:37:29,720
ever seen him and that any
attempt to portray him as frail

723
00:37:29,760 –> 00:37:33,000
is fake news.
When Rolling Stone followed up

724
00:37:33,000 –> 00:37:37,160
by asking if they were told to
say that by Team Trump in order

725
00:37:37,160 –> 00:37:40,560
to make the president seem big
and strong, they hung up on

726
00:37:40,560 –> 00:37:46,440
Rolling Stone magazine.
So yeah, Trump’s still alive.

727
00:37:46,640 –> 00:37:51,040
But I would say that appearance
for the Space Force thing did

728
00:37:51,040 –> 00:37:55,400
not necessarily put anyone at
ease when it comes to the idea

729
00:37:55,400 –> 00:37:57,640
that Trump might be in poor
health.

730
00:37:57,840 –> 00:37:59,640
He’s definitely alive.
We got that.

731
00:37:59,880 –> 00:38:02,320
But.
That’s worst case scenario is

732
00:38:02,320 –> 00:38:04,280
that he’s the healthiest you’ve
ever seen him, because I really

733
00:38:04,280 –> 00:38:07,800
do think mentally he’s starting
to go too, which means we’ve

734
00:38:07,800 –> 00:38:12,000
just got as strong as an ox.
Belligerent, angry, senile

735
00:38:12,000 –> 00:38:16,240
person.
I did say a few times, like near

736
00:38:16,240 –> 00:38:19,760
the beginning of his second
term, he does look better than

737
00:38:19,840 –> 00:38:22,840
usual, like it seemed like he
had lost some weight and.

738
00:38:22,840 –> 00:38:26,720
I didn’t pick up on that, yeah.
But I mean by this point is

739
00:38:26,760 –> 00:38:28,880
losing weight going to be enough
like that?

740
00:38:28,880 –> 00:38:31,040
Fucking the.
Caked cholesterol in your

741
00:38:31,040 –> 00:38:33,160
arteries going back to the 70s,
you know.

742
00:38:33,200 –> 00:38:37,520
Yeah, that history of McDonald’s
coursing through your veins.

743
00:38:37,840 –> 00:38:39,920
I was going to say, when was the
QPC invented?

744
00:38:40,840 –> 00:38:43,320
God.
With the carbon date is fucking

745
00:38:43,520 –> 00:38:46,760
lymph nodes like that.
I’m not even 50 yet and I’m

746
00:38:46,760 –> 00:38:49,440
already like, man, McDonald’s, I
can’t do it anymore.

747
00:38:49,600 –> 00:38:51,920
It’s terrible for I’ll die.
Yeah.

748
00:38:52,440 –> 00:38:56,120
Oh yeah, McDonald’s and Trump
pushing 80, still throwing Big

749
00:38:56,120 –> 00:38:58,960
Macs down his gully.
The worst fast food burger, by

750
00:38:58,960 –> 00:39:00,040
the way?
The Big Mac.

751
00:39:00,160 –> 00:39:01,800
So overrated.
Yeah, it’s not good.

752
00:39:02,560 –> 00:39:05,520
I feel like he’s got to have
some kind of, like, super paid

753
00:39:05,520 –> 00:39:08,640
doctor that follows him around
with a black briefcase that’s

754
00:39:08,640 –> 00:39:12,320
just full of, like, probiotics
and prebiotic shots that just

755
00:39:12,320 –> 00:39:14,120
fix it.
All right, Let’s reset the gut

756
00:39:14,120 –> 00:39:16,000
Biome again.
Mr. President, I know you would

757
00:39:16,000 –> 00:39:21,040
wanted to have a Mcflurry.
Mcflurry’s are also vastly

758
00:39:21,040 –> 00:39:23,000
overrated.
There are no Blizzard.

759
00:39:23,360 –> 00:39:25,320
You get the original.
Go Dairy Queen.

760
00:39:25,320 –> 00:39:28,640
Get yourself a Blizzard kids as.
Long as it’s not a frosty.

761
00:39:28,760 –> 00:39:30,560
I had a frosty the other day
from Wendy’s.

762
00:39:30,560 –> 00:39:33,560
What a piece of shit that was.
I don’t hate a frosty but it’s

763
00:39:33,560 –> 00:39:36,240
very basic.
It’s just like soft serve.

764
00:39:36,440 –> 00:39:39,120
Yeah, it was.
By the time I was done eating,

765
00:39:39,120 –> 00:39:41,400
it was liquid.
Yeah, I don’t hate it, but it’s

766
00:39:41,560 –> 00:39:43,840
like a last resort sort of
dessert.

767
00:39:43,920 –> 00:39:46,120
Now.
This sounds like a podcast Trump

768
00:39:46,120 –> 00:39:49,800
would listen to.
Yeah, I know we keep this up #1

769
00:39:49,800 –> 00:39:51,640
show.
And let me tell you, the first,

770
00:39:51,640 –> 00:39:54,680
the third time they brought back
to Mcrib, that was the recipe.

771
00:39:54,680 –> 00:39:57,000
Man, that was a different
fucking formula.

772
00:39:57,160 –> 00:40:01,960
I do miss the Mcrib closing in
on the time of year when they

773
00:40:01,960 –> 00:40:04,400
tend to bring it back.
What can you feel it like?

774
00:40:04,400 –> 00:40:05,680
Like when it’s going to rain,
it’s.

775
00:40:05,680 –> 00:40:08,760
Usually like October, November,
it’s when pork prices dip.

776
00:40:08,840 –> 00:40:10,320
It’s a OHK.
OK.

777
00:40:10,440 –> 00:40:12,560
Is that so?
Yeah, They only sell it when

778
00:40:12,600 –> 00:40:15,280
it’s like economically feasible
for them.

779
00:40:15,280 –> 00:40:16,360
I.
Should have known about the

780
00:40:16,360 –> 00:40:19,640
economics of the MC rib.
Yeah, I fucking I love the MC

781
00:40:19,680 –> 00:40:21,120
rib.
I’ll still be eating that when

782
00:40:21,120 –> 00:40:22,680
I’m in my 70s for sure.
The.

783
00:40:22,680 –> 00:40:25,720
Fake the whole like the whole
making it look like ribs even

784
00:40:25,720 –> 00:40:28,080
though it’s just a piece of
pressed flesh just really

785
00:40:28,080 –> 00:40:29,840
grosses me.
I know that’s what every Patty

786
00:40:29,840 –> 00:40:33,000
is, but for making it a rib
specific shape just gives you

787
00:40:33,000 –> 00:40:35,480
the heebie jeebies.
Yeah, I mean, if you buy like

788
00:40:35,960 –> 00:40:39,920
rib meat in stores, they do the
same thing like you can buy.

789
00:40:40,080 –> 00:40:42,600
Like I’m against it in that.
Fashion too.

790
00:40:42,600 –> 00:40:44,880
All right, right.
I think that’s our episode.

791
00:40:44,880 –> 00:40:48,280
Trump’s still alive.
Take solace, America.

792
00:40:48,360 –> 00:40:52,440
Our president is a OK celebrate
accordingly.

793
00:40:52,480 –> 00:40:54,440
Connor, thank you so much for
doing pod.

794
00:40:54,520 –> 00:40:58,120
What do we have to plug before
we get out of here?

795
00:40:58,200 –> 00:41:02,520
We’re the network is back on all
the social medias at you don’t

796
00:41:02,520 –> 00:41:05,280
pod.
So go follow us wherever you

797
00:41:05,280 –> 00:41:07,200
want.
I guess there’ll be other stuff

798
00:41:07,520 –> 00:41:10,360
later, but not right now.
Connor, what do you want to

799
00:41:10,360 –> 00:41:12,680
plug?
Oh boy, the Mean Boys comedy

800
00:41:12,680 –> 00:41:16,280
podcast, you know, use the last
two nine elevens.

801
00:41:16,280 –> 00:41:20,560
We’ve put out a show and it
occurs to me 911 is coming up.

802
00:41:20,600 –> 00:41:24,360
So maybe say subscribe to the
Mean Boys feed and see if

803
00:41:24,360 –> 00:41:26,840
anything exciting happens.
I don’t know.

804
00:41:26,840 –> 00:41:29,920
I couldn’t maybe, I don’t know.
No, I don’t know.

805
00:41:29,960 –> 00:41:31,600
Couldn’t say anything for sure,
that’s for sure.

806
00:41:32,880 –> 00:41:34,560
I think that’s it.
Let’s get the fuck out of here.

807
00:41:34,560 –> 00:41:36,400
Connor, say goodbye.
Goodbye everybody.

808
00:41:36,760 –> 00:41:37,760
Goodbye everybody, we love you.