Adam and Connor discuss RFK Jr’s first meeting with the FDA, a weird Nazi plot to kill Trump, a not-all-that-mysterious object spotted at Area 51, the scary plight of former UFC champion BJ Penn, and so much more!
Show notes: https://rebrand.ly/CTSep333
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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to
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Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host Adam Todd Brown,
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joining me as Co host this week,
Connor Mcspaddens here.
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How’s it going, man?
I actually want to take the name
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Adam Todd Pink.
Oh sure as my conspiracy.
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Kind of like clan name, you
know, ’cause I feel like I’m in
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the House of Adam Todd Brown.
You know I’m in, I’m in your
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like you’re your clan of
conspiracy world.
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The House of Brown?
That sounds gross.
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Yeah, it’s it.
This either better be like the
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UPS guy’s mansion or your your
your place in South Bay.
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Yeah, so we’re doing a
conspiracy news roundup.
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Episode roundup.
Roundup Roundup.
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Roundups are in the news right
now, but not this kind.
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Yeah, unfortunately they are.
Yeah, big time for roundups and
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not to the brands of pest
control products.
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Yeah, that would be the safer
roundup, which is crazy because
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that shit kills people.
Can’t believe I I never tried to
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get high off Roundup.
I can’t believe my neighbor
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James never told me that if I
took just a little bit of
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Roundup, I would get kind of a
nice buzz going before 11th
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grade.
Yeah, I found out way late in
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life that if you take a bunch
of, I think it’s Dramamine,
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whatever the sea sickness drug
is, that’s Dramamine.
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Yeah, it’s apparently a super
intense hi, but also not a
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pleasant 1, so I don’t know why
you would do it.
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The way it was described to me,
it sounded like salvia, if
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salvia lasted for like 12 hours,
which is a terrifying
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proposition.
That sounds really wack.
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Yeah, that sounds really wiggy
wack.
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I did.
I did get drunk once off of
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nutmeg.
I don’t.
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This is don’t quote me on the
exact recipe, but you know, we I
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found it on the Airwood Vault.
I’m sure you can too.
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You basically just put nutmeg in
some water and let the shit sit
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somewhere like your buddy
James’s backyard and you drink
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it and you you feel like you
weigh 1000 lbs.
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Wow, yeah, I’ve heard nutmeg can
get you high.
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Low would be a better word.
I felt low.
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I felt like my vibration had
been lowered.
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Oh shit.
To that of the to that of a
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stone or something like that.
Like enough of it can be fatal I
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believe.
I don’t, yeah, I don’t.
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We certainly were not consulting
any anything more scientific
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than like I said, the era would
vault so.
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Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, I smoked crack in
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adulthood.
So I ignored all those warnings.
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And you know what?
I was fine.
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That makes me respect Adam’s
journalistic integrity slash
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opinion more, by the way.
Yeah, I think everyone should
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try it.
Just see what you’re fucking
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made of.
One of my girlfriends when I
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was, when we, when we were much
younger, she, I was like, I
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never do drugs.
I’m like, why would I want to do
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that?
And, you know, just throw your
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life away.
And she’s like, how do you know
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that throwing, doing drugs is
throwing your life away if
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you’ve never done any drug?
And I thought about it for a few
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minutes.
I was like, that’s actually a
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pretty good point.
Yeah, I was always as a kid very
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excited to try drugs.
And one of the reasons is
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because my school at one point
had this poster that was like an
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anti drug thing and it was
supposed to like, I guess show
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you the effects of different
drugs.
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And the one for PCP, it was just
a guy in a varsity jacket who
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had turned into a werewolf.
This is like.
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Pre Teen Wolf and that was like
the coolest thing I’d ever seen.
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And I was like.
Yeah, it just makes you into a
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wolf, man.
Fuck yeah.
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I want that fucking drug.
And from then on I was like, I’m
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trying some drugs when I have
the chance.
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And you know what the?
Guy that created Beast Boys from
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Teen Titans actually saw that
same PSA.
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Probably, yeah.
I wish I could find that poster,
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I need to look for it on eBay or
something.
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But should we get to conspiracy
news?
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I mean, the people are waiting.
They sure are.
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I assume everyone wants to know
how RFK Junior’s first meeting
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with the FDA went.
RFK news is one of these things,
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like looking at an eclipse, you
can’t look directly at it
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because then you got to hear his
voice.
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You know, you can’t actually
watch an RFK clip because at any
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moment they might like cut to
the the fucking voice of death,
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and that’s no good.
You can’t hear that.
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That’s not good for your ears.
Yeah, that voice wears me out.
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Every like 10 words I hear him
say music gets a little less
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beautiful.
It it like does permanent
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damage?
And imagine being one of these
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FDA employees who had to hear
him talk at length.
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Oof, bad times.
Yeah, that’s tough little
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lecture from your boss.
And your boss sounds like a
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goddamn Batman villain.
Not only sounds like a Batman
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villain, but is also a little
crazy perhaps.
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Yeah, he’s kind of like if the
Joker was a politician, because
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yeah, you can.
You can.
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You can never really pin down
his motivations with any
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particular strange belief he
has.
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It just seems to be in service
of the overall brand, which is
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chaos.
Yeah, and making money.
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He’s obviously big time grifter.
So his meeting with the FDA did
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not go well, as you might
imagine.
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For starters, he dropped this
quote.
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I’m not going to do the Voice
because my family’s commitment
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to these issues.
I spent 200 hours at Wasaic Home
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for the Retarded when I was in
high school.
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So I was seeing people with
intellectual disabilities all
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the time.
I never saw anybody with autism
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and quote, he wasn’t actually
making a derogatory remark
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there.
The school he’s talking about
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was actually called the Wasayic
State School for the Mentally
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Retarded.
But if you’re already on edge
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about that guy and then that
voice, you can barely pay
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attention as is, you just hear
that word get thrown out, I can
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see why people took it the wrong
way.
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I don’t know, I don’t know if
anyone else thinks about things
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in these terms, but even as as
the most monitored degree of
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public, official public figure
it’s possible to be as a
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podcaster, I can’t think of
anything that I say.
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I think of it in terms of how
will somebody exploit this for a
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possible Conor Mcspadden
soundboard.
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Yeah.
So when you’re going around
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talking about the the state
school for the mentally this and
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the fucking the the the children
of the vets, then then you’re
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just you’re just setting
yourself up.
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You’re self owning, you’re
giving your enemies ammo.
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Yeah, and this was a video
meeting too.
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Yo, even better.
Yeah, of course you want to have
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the footy, Yeah, you want to
have the foot.
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That’s the goal, to back up your
money.
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So I’m sure someone recorded
this shit.
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By the way, that was so nice,
hearing RFK news without RFK’s
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voice.
That’s a service.
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That should be a service.
We should charge.
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We should do a special page for
your own tear.
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That’s just all the RFK news.
But you don’t have to hear RFK’s
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voice.
There’s got to be a program out
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there that we could just run
this whole segment through and
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it’ll spit it back out at us in
RFK Junior’s voice.
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I think if we ran his words
through, AIAI would attack
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humanity faster.
If we used it to transcribe
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them, it would be like must
spell against meat bags.
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Yeah, so we should probably try
it.
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I think AI destroying us is
probably the only thing that’s
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going to save humanity from
Trump at this point.
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I’m an acceleration as to this
point, you know.
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Yeah, yeah, Bring it on.
I want the meteor to hit me.
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You know, I’m not a marauder.
I’m not going to survive the
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marauding.
So whatever happens, hit me head
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on.
Yeah, really.
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I mean, as soon as as soon as I
run out of peanut butter, I’m
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going to be out in the streets
throughout running up to people
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with guns going kill me.
Yeah, please.
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For the love of God, By the way,
that’s how you know that we’re
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the reputable conspiracy host
because we don’t pretend that
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we’re going to survive the
apocalypse.
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I’m not trying to sell you
fucking frozen powdered food,
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the promo code to exploit you
and your delusions that you’re
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going to, like, live past the
fucking impact to this goddamn
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meteor.
Yeah, I think it’s a good idea
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to own a generator, but not
because.
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I think it’s a good idea to have
all that stuff anyway.
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But not because the storm is
coming at some point and you’re
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going to need to hold up for
that.
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It’s just weather, you know,
hurricanes, stuff like that.
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Martial law, you know the the
natural forces that govern the
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earth.
Yeah, So RFK Junior was not
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done.
He also dropped this jewel on
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the FDA employees.
President Trump always talks
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about the deep state in the
media.
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You know, they disparage him and
say he’s paranoid, but the deep
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state is real.
And it’s not, you know, just
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George Soros and Bill Gates and
a bunch of nefarious individuals
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sitting together in a room and
plotting the, you know, the
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destruction of humanity.
And, quote, he also told the FDA
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employees that they have become
sock puppets of the industries
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they regulate.
So good times if you were at
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that meeting, I bet.
Yeah, You know, it’s like you
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think you want a conspiracy
theorist in office as a
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conspiracy theorist, and then it
happens and you’re like, man,
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maybe, maybe we maybe we should
be relegated to the fringes as
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fringes of.
Yeah.
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I mean, I was thinking more
Jesse Ventura, something like
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that.
Yeah, right.
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It’s never, it’s never Art Bell.
That’s never the one you want.
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Yeah, so he didn’t just alienate
FDA employees last week.
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He also managed to make the anti
vax crowd angry by recommending
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the mumps, measles and rubella
vaccine.
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He said this in an interview
with CBS News Quote, we
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encourage people to get the
measles vaccine.
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The federal government’s
position, my position is that
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people should get the measles
vaccine.
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End Quote.
Even I was a little caught off
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guard by this.
I think people should get
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vaccines too.
But RFK junior suggesting it?
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That’s weird.
Definitely catches me a little
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off guard, especially because
I’ve had mumps, measles and
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rubella.
Was like the name of a Dixieland
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play.
About 3, about three women taken
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to town by by storm.
Yeah, it, it is.
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It is funny.
I mean, to talk about a cell
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phone, it’s like, OK, like alien
nature base right after you’d
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say retarded on a podcast.
Good job man.
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Yeah, and he actually said
something very similar in an
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opinion piece he wrote for Fox
News last month when he said,
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quote, vaccines not only protect
individual children from
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measles, but also contribute to
community immunity, protecting
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those who are unable to be
vaccinated due to medical
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reasons.
End Quote.
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Wow.
That sounds.
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What the fuck are you?
Reasonable, right?
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Yeah.
I mean, props to Mr. Junior for
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telling people to, you know, to
do the do the right thing and
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get get, get these basic
vaccinations, but it’s just bad
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for the brand.
Yeah, and it, I imagine, is
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doing nothing to make people go
out and get vaccinated.
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Trump has to be a vaccine guy
because he did the operation
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lightspeed or warp speed or
whatever the fuck it’s called.
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So he that’s his thing.
He’s I made the big, beautiful,
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fast vaccine.
Yeah, it’s crazy that
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Republicans don’t make that
connection ever when they’re so
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fucking in love with Trump and
so anti vax.
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It’s like Trump oversaw making
the vax.
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You get that right?
Trump is its own personal fan
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fiction for like whoever likes
him.
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They, they all have their own
head cannon of what he believes
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and what he doesn’t believe.
And it’s all just lines up with
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what they want to happen in
their own little world.
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You know, like it’s the, it’s
the same thing that I have with
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Batman.
It’s like, and the logo on his
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chest doesn’t have the yellow
thing around it because in my
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version of Batman, he’s more
God.
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So it’s just the black logo.
But it is, it is bulletproof,
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like the one Dark Knight Returns
comic where he uses it to try to
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draw attention, to draw their
fire to the bulletproof padded
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area.
Because that’s, that’s the kind
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of thinking that my personal
Batman use it like, it’s he’s
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just people’s Batman now.
They have their own idea of him.
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Yeah.
It’s pretty horrifying the way
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people will twist logic around.
Especially from an
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accountability standpoint,
there’s because there’s like
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less and less people going, hey,
you said that and you did that.
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It just becomes another episode
of no, actually, he was it.
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Was he meant to do the tariffs
and then immediately turn them
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down for computers instead of
doing them like that in the
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first place?
Yeah, it’s fucking wild.
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The tariffs thing that I agree
that someone needs to look into
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it from an insider trading sort
of standpoint because there had
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to be people who made a shit ton
shorting stocks.
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Oh, yeah.
And I mean, it’s like it’s,
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it’s, it’s sort of turning
America into like a fucking
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worldwide economic protection
racket.
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Absolutely.
You know, and they go, hey,
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fucking nice semiconductor you
used to get out here.
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It’d be ashamed that someone
charged you to 50% more for
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them.
Yeah.
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And if we’re not doing it that
way, we on yesterday’s episode
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of You Don’t Even Like This Show
talked about the situation in
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the Democratic Republic of the
Congo, where we have already
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sort of made a deal with them
because they’re facing all of
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this strife and unrest from from
Rwanda.
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And we’ve already made a deal
where we’re like, listen, you
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give us your cobalt and your
precious minerals and we’ll help
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you put down this threat to your
government.
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Meanwhile, three Americans just
got arrested trying to overthrow
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their government.
So it’s sort of like we’re doing
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the overthrowing and then being
like, hey, you know, we.
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Can protect you from this
overthrowing that’s going
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around.
We can put an end to this if you
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just give us your minerals and
it’s like it’s total fucking mob
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shit.
It’s a cousin of like, hey, take
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all these guns.
And then it’s like, well, now
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it’s a fair fight because you
have all those guns.
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Now we can come take your shit.
And yeah, tariffs are the same
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thing.
Like it’s damn near extortion.
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It’s crazy, but it’s it’s
America being America.
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Finally, it’s like we’ve always
kind of been pretty heinous on
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the world stage.
Now we’re just like we told you.
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That that is one thing I have
thought about these watch this,
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this tariff shit go down.
It’s like this is very us to be
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like this is the fucking
champagne room, baby.
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You want to do business here,
it’s going to cost you a premium
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on top to the fucking hosts, OK?
Yeah, and I mean, we’re getting
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a little off track talking about
tariffs, but it was pointed out
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on one of the fucking news talk
shows I watched over the
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weekend.
Tariffs used to be Democrats
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thing before this Democrats.
Yeah, I mean.
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Way into the idea of tariffs.
Trump and Bernie Sanders were
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relying on some trade issues.
Yeah, probably not anymore.
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So yeah, probably not so much.
Yeah, who knows.
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So the response from the anti
vax crowd to RFK Junior’s heel
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turn has been exactly what you
expect.
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Case in point, information war
correspondent Ann Vandersteele.
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Very cool name.
Yeah, I was about to say a
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character in a young adult
novel, Ann Vandersteele.
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She posted what is going on
here?
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Who has MK ultred?
Robert Kennedy Junior.
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OK, Twitter user Health Ranger
says RFK Junior is making it
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impossible for his own
supporters to defend him, given
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that he’s now practically A
spokesperson for the vaccine
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industry.
And finally, Candace Owens.
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This is absolutely wild.
I’m thinking I might need to
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release the MMR episode of my
Shot in the Dark series for free
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so parents understand this is
not a safe vaccine at all.
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The combination vaccines are the
worst.
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Ironically I learned this from
RFK Junior.
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End Quote.
Wow, The whole time you were
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saying all of that I just was
having a Vietnam flashback of
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the time I had unprotected sex
with a woman who turned out
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later to be an anti vaxxer.
And I was.
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I was real.
I was real close to having to
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fight all these battles in a
very personal level.
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Yikes.
So let’s talk about this next
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story.
A bill passed the Florida Senate
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recently that outlaws leather
manipulation.
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This is a quote from Ron
DeSantis.
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That’s and right off the right
off the dribble.
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I got to call that what it is,
which is anti-Semitic.
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That’s part of Jewish culture
manipulating the weather.
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This is a rich tradition they
passed down through millennia of
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global elite.
Yeah, they’ve had those space
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lasers longer than people
realize.
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Well, because they date back to
ancient Egypt.
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Adam, you need to learn about
the Iraqi Stargates.
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We should have.
Did we ever do an episode about
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the Iraqi Stargates?
I don’t think so.
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No, that’s a fun one.
Well, let’s just say the war in
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Iraq was actually about an Iraqi
Stargate.
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I believe it.
I believe it.
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Honestly makes more sense than
the reason we went there in the
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in the official well has lost
ancient technology that could
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travel through the stars.
Yeah, that’s that’s kind of
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worse.
All of our youths dying in the
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desert on a lie.
Yeah, so the second war in Iraq,
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not the first or both the.
Second war in Iraq.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
Maybe the first war in Iraq was
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about the Stargate too.
I don’t know.
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I got to ask the Stargate guys.
Yeah, now I’m and look into
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that.
So this is a quote from Ron
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DeSantis.
People have a lot of kooky ideas
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that they can get in and put
things in the atmosphere to
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block the sun and save us from
climate change.
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We’re not playing that game in
Florida.
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Well, no one wears sunscreen in
Florida, Ron.
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Of course not.
And this is all just leftovers
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from Marjorie Taylor Green
blaming Hurricanes Milton and
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Helene on they Who Control the
weather and her Jewish space
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laser stuff.
You were doing some of the some
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really terrible Eminem on
accident there with Marjorie
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Taylor Green blaming Milton and
Helene.
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Oh yeah, I didn’t even catch
that.
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Fucking bars.
What a That sounds like it’s a
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should be an an award-winning
like one act play Milton and
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Helene.
So the article we’ll link to
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about this comes from Florida
news outlet called Gulf Coast
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News.
And I bring that up just to
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point out that they asked their
local meteorologist if
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controlling the weather and
creating a hurricane is even
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possible.
And her response wasn’t exactly
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no, she said, quote, there is no
scientific consensus that anyone
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would be able to generate a
hurricane.
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End Quote.
So that doesn’t it’s not no,
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it’s just some scientists think
you could maybe, which I always
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find that kind of shit
interesting.
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But also she did add this.
You need hot sea surface
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temperatures at 80° and an
existing weather disturbance, a
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cluster of storms, and you need
low wind shear.
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This is something our Earth’s
atmosphere is generating to try
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to create balance on our planet
so we can live here.
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This is something humans have no
role in.
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End Quote.
And OK, but Jewish?
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Jewish space lasers though.
Seems simpler than low wind
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shear to me.
Yeah, it.
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What’s the scientific consensus
on low wind shear?
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Is that a thing?
I’ve never heard of that.
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How come I’ve never heard of it?
I mean, I’ve heard of wind
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shear.
I’ve, I, I actually hadn’t heard
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of wind shear until, until
literally right now.
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Is this, is this like cloud
seeding?
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I I didn’t, I didn’t totally see
the part where she was like,
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here’s how the hurricane machine
works.
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I mean, she’s just talking about
how an actual hurricane starts.
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But yeah, I don’t know.
Do you know if they have
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hurricanes in England?
I did not know that.
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I did not know that.
Until I watched there is a six
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hour documentary about Tom Petty
out there from back before
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documentarians realized you can
make those episodes.
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So it’s literally six straight
hours.
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Oh, just one.
Wow.
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Yeah, and there’s a part in
there about how he had moved to
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England at one point and
immediately upon moving they
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were hit with a fucking
hurricane.
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I was like, really?
But it may not make sense.
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There’s ocean and shit.
Yeah, I guess it just seems like
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that.
It just seems like England sucks
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so bad that they would get to
skip hurricanes.
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Like it’s cold and rainy and
wet, but we’re not going to make
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the wind go all crazy.
Food sucks.
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Food does suck.
I mean fish and chips though,
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can’t go wrong and I fuck this
Mindy every.
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Day fish and chips is one of
these things you eat it like
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once every year and a half you.
Don’t want to do that regularly.
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No.
Although get me next to a Long
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John Silver’s and I’m in
trouble.
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Fortunately, they’re only in
like Gardena now.
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First time I ever saw a Long
John Silver food I was like why
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is everything here the exact
same color brown no matter what
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it is?
Because it’s all this equally
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delicious.
I fucking.
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Whether it was the shrimp or the
fries or the Sprite, it was all
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the same.
Or the corn.
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Yeah, so Senate Bill 56, as this
is called, did clear the Senate.
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If it’s fully passed, it would
make it illegal to manipulate
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the temperature, weather,
climate or sunlight.
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Violators caught trying could
face a third degree felony and
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thousands of dollars in fines.
The bill was introduced by
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Republican State Senator Elena
Garcia, and it also calls for
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setting up a hotline to report
suspicious weather activity.
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Fucking what?
What does that mean?
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If you see a guy with a really
big magnifying glass pointing it
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at the the City Hall, suspicious
weather activity.
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I got in trouble in grade school
once for pointing A magnifying
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glass at the outside of the
school and it’s it was a brick
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building.
It’s not like I was going to set
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the building a flame, but.
Hey, were you were you trying to
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a?
Little bit a little bit.
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Yeah, but it was it wasn’t going
to be you as fruitless, so you
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shouldn’t have gotten in
trouble.
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Yeah, it wasn’t going to work.
Someone should have just been
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like, that’s not going to work,
idiot.
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Yeah, they should have pointed
you towards them, you know, some
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sticks and kindling so that you
could have.
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Helped me out.
Children are the future.
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So this is a quote from another
quote from Ron DeSantis on
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social media.
I support the legislation.
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However, the House of
Representatives has gutted
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00:22:59,120 –> 00:23:02,840
Senator Garcia’s legislation and
they would actually codify the
437
00:23:02,840 –> 00:23:06,080
practice of geoengineering and
weather modification.
438
00:23:06,320 –> 00:23:08,840
End Quote.
So sounds like maybe he’s not
439
00:23:08,840 –> 00:23:10,400
going to sign it.
They’re only saying
440
00:23:10,400 –> 00:23:13,800
geoengineering because they
can’t say Geo engineering.
441
00:23:14,480 –> 00:23:18,240
Exactly.
All right, Nikita Casip, 17,
442
00:23:18,560 –> 00:23:22,120
Wisconsin.
He is facing 9 felony charges,
443
00:23:22,360 –> 00:23:25,560
including two counts of first
degree murder and two counts of
444
00:23:25,560 –> 00:23:27,960
hiding a corpse.
Those are state charges he’s
445
00:23:27,960 –> 00:23:31,000
facing in Wisconsin stemming
from the murder of his parents.
446
00:23:31,200 –> 00:23:34,520
Police believe Cassop’s mom,
Tatiana Cassop, and his
447
00:23:34,520 –> 00:23:37,920
stepfather, Donald Meyer, were
killed on February 11th.
448
00:23:38,120 –> 00:23:41,480
Their bodies were discovered on
February 28th after police
449
00:23:41,480 –> 00:23:43,720
performed a welfare check at his
home.
450
00:23:43,960 –> 00:23:48,240
Nikita Cassop was not present at
the home but was apprehended
451
00:23:48,240 –> 00:23:50,160
later that night during a
traffic stop.
452
00:23:50,280 –> 00:23:55,960
Authorities found $14,000 in
$100 bills, another $14,000
453
00:23:55,960 –> 00:24:00,320
worth of jewelry, and a 357
magnum revolver that belonged to
454
00:24:00,320 –> 00:24:03,600
Donald Meyer.
Interestingly, after the arrest,
455
00:24:03,760 –> 00:24:07,360
CASP was hit with additional
federal charges, presidential
456
00:24:07,360 –> 00:24:12,320
assassination conspiracy and use
of weapons of mass destruction.
457
00:24:12,440 –> 00:24:17,080
Damn, turns out he was trying to
kill Trump and killed his
458
00:24:17,080 –> 00:24:23,200
parents to it seems like just
rob them and finance his trip.
459
00:24:23,440 –> 00:24:26,520
To I need some start up capital
for my assassination.
460
00:24:27,120 –> 00:24:29,640
My mom is being a real tight ass
about it.
461
00:24:31,600 –> 00:24:36,480
Interesting that they’re
apparently are messages that he
462
00:24:36,480 –> 00:24:41,000
was exchanging with someone who
was encouraging him to do this.
463
00:24:41,200 –> 00:24:45,840
He thought he was talking to
someone in Ukraine who was I
464
00:24:45,840 –> 00:24:50,560
guess, going to give him shelter
after he carried this out.
465
00:24:50,880 –> 00:24:53,440
The thing, you know, the thing
about killing the president is
466
00:24:53,440 –> 00:24:55,080
that you never make it to
Ukraine.
467
00:24:55,240 –> 00:24:57,320
Yeah.
You know, it’s the they don’t
468
00:24:57,320 –> 00:25:01,960
ever charter the jet waiting by
the runway with $25 million in
469
00:25:02,200 –> 00:25:05,520
unmarked bills.
And, you know, it’s like this is
470
00:25:05,520 –> 00:25:09,320
all just like it’s childish.
I hate to, I hate to say.
471
00:25:09,720 –> 00:25:13,000
Yeah, I mean, he was a 17 year
old kid.
472
00:25:13,080 –> 00:25:16,720
He got conned for sure.
You know, at least at least it
473
00:25:16,720 –> 00:25:19,520
wasn’t by an AI influencer.
Or maybe it was.
474
00:25:19,520 –> 00:25:23,280
Yeah, that we know of.
AI could just be that good that
475
00:25:23,280 –> 00:25:26,920
it’s now dispatching people to
fucking carry out political
476
00:25:26,920 –> 00:25:29,640
assassinations.
Imagine you wrote the AI that
477
00:25:29,640 –> 00:25:31,320
got the kid to try to kill
Trump.
478
00:25:31,480 –> 00:25:33,840
Like how?
How hard are you high fiving
479
00:25:33,840 –> 00:25:37,960
everyone in Ukraine right now?
We almost got one.
480
00:25:38,520 –> 00:25:41,600
After authority searched his
phone they found material
481
00:25:41,600 –> 00:25:45,600
relating to the Order of Nine
Angles, which I always read as
482
00:25:45,600 –> 00:25:49,080
angels at first.
That is a neo Nazi extremist
483
00:25:49,080 –> 00:25:50,920
group.
They also found photos and other
484
00:25:50,920 –> 00:25:54,280
messages regarding plans to
assassinate Trump that included
485
00:25:54,360 –> 00:25:58,280
a self-described manifesto
regarding assassinating the
486
00:25:58,280 –> 00:26:01,760
president, making bombs and
terrorist attacks.
487
00:26:01,960 –> 00:26:06,520
He apparently felt like
assassinating Trump would start
488
00:26:06,520 –> 00:26:10,640
a political revolution to save
the white race.
489
00:26:10,920 –> 00:26:14,000
Killing Trump.
Yeah, weird choice.
490
00:26:14,200 –> 00:26:17,160
Very weird choice.
Not providing the wouldn’t you
491
00:26:17,160 –> 00:26:19,400
want to give him the the best
healthcare you possibly?
492
00:26:21,360 –> 00:26:24,400
This is a quote from the
manifesto, apparently.
493
00:26:24,720 –> 00:26:28,240
As to why specifically Trump, I
think it’s pretty obvious.
494
00:26:28,520 –> 00:26:31,480
By getting rid of the president
and perhaps the Vice president,
495
00:26:31,960 –> 00:26:34,560
that is guaranteed to bring in
some chaos.
496
00:26:34,760 –> 00:26:37,000
End Quote.
And that sounds like the
497
00:26:37,000 –> 00:26:39,400
reasoning of a fucking 17 year
old to me.
498
00:26:39,560 –> 00:26:41,520
Bring in some chaos.
That’s it.
499
00:26:41,680 –> 00:26:44,880
That’s that’s all it’s going to
take to save the White race.
500
00:26:44,960 –> 00:26:47,680
We have a teenage edgelord
character on Mean Boys named
501
00:26:47,680 –> 00:26:50,240
Tyler Dawson and this sounds
like something from one of his
502
00:26:50,240 –> 00:26:53,400
journals.
This is just the most like
503
00:26:53,960 –> 00:26:57,800
drawing of a fucking wizard in
your composition book.
504
00:26:57,800 –> 00:27:00,440
Napoleon Dynamite.
I that dynamite ass shit, I’ve
505
00:27:00,440 –> 00:27:07,040
ever you know, it’s sad if this,
if this kid could just like was
506
00:27:07,120 –> 00:27:10,680
could be in a band or play DND
or something like we’d probably
507
00:27:10,680 –> 00:27:13,000
be fine.
We’ll be fine.
508
00:27:13,080 –> 00:27:16,080
Yeah, yeah.
Take that passion, direct it
509
00:27:16,080 –> 00:27:18,520
somewhere useful, because I
can’t.
510
00:27:18,520 –> 00:27:21,240
I’ve said it a bunch of times, I
cannot stress enough, no matter
511
00:27:21,240 –> 00:27:25,520
who the president is, that’s not
how you want a presidency to end
512
00:27:25,720 –> 00:27:30,040
in your country.
It doesn’t improve things.
513
00:27:30,040 –> 00:27:33,160
It makes things worse usually.
It’s bad for the brand.
514
00:27:33,520 –> 00:27:38,200
Yeah, it’s bad for your
country’s brand and it will just
515
00:27:38,200 –> 00:27:42,680
make people sympathetic.
Or the other side, unless it’s
516
00:27:42,680 –> 00:27:46,920
Shinzo Abe, of course, the most
successful political
517
00:27:46,920 –> 00:27:51,040
assassination of all time by
1,000,000 miles, But that was an
518
00:27:51,040 –> 00:27:52,480
anomaly.
That’s different.
519
00:27:52,640 –> 00:27:55,320
And he wasn’t really trying to
take down the government.
520
00:27:55,320 –> 00:27:58,720
He was taking down a fucking
church and the government took
521
00:27:58,720 –> 00:28:01,760
that church down to stay in
power, basically.
522
00:28:01,920 –> 00:28:03,880
Totally different thing.
Don’t be encouraged.
523
00:28:04,080 –> 00:28:07,840
All right, this next story, Area
51, I don’t know if anyone’s
524
00:28:07,840 –> 00:28:11,240
ever heard of it.
People are up in arms online
525
00:28:11,440 –> 00:28:16,280
because of a bizarre triangular
shaped tower that showed up in a
526
00:28:16,320 –> 00:28:20,800
Google Maps image of area 51.
Did you see this?
527
00:28:21,040 –> 00:28:22,640
Look at this picture.
No, I didn’t.
528
00:28:23,000 –> 00:28:25,440
I’m pulling up right now.
I mean it looks weird but it
529
00:28:25,440 –> 00:28:29,720
also just off the like
immediately to me looks like an
530
00:28:29,720 –> 00:28:32,680
air traffic control tower of
some sort.
531
00:28:32,760 –> 00:28:36,920
And if they’re testing
experimental crafts and what not
532
00:28:37,000 –> 00:28:40,480
at Area 51, you’d assume they
need one of those probably.
533
00:28:40,640 –> 00:28:45,280
You know, this looks like a like
the lowest level Zurich building
534
00:28:45,280 –> 00:28:50,000
you could make in StarCraft.
It does have a little bit of a
535
00:28:50,520 –> 00:28:55,200
kind of an Alienware computer
vibe to it, but I don’t know it
536
00:28:55,200 –> 00:28:57,400
could like like Adam said, it
could be for something totally
537
00:28:57,400 –> 00:29:01,280
innocuous.
And most, most fucking alien
538
00:29:01,280 –> 00:29:04,240
dudes like it.
It’s so funny, but it is true.
539
00:29:04,240 –> 00:29:07,320
Like alien dudes will will be
like, well, Area 51’s just the
540
00:29:07,320 –> 00:29:09,600
one they let you know about.
So you don’t know about the real
541
00:29:09,600 –> 00:29:11,480
1?
Yeah.
542
00:29:11,480 –> 00:29:17,400
And there are a ton of comments
along those lines on this story.
543
00:29:17,520 –> 00:29:21,880
But people have also come
forward, albeit unconfirmed
544
00:29:21,880 –> 00:29:25,200
sources according to this
article, to say that it’s just a
545
00:29:25,200 –> 00:29:28,520
communication tower used for
military purposes.
546
00:29:28,560 –> 00:29:30,560
It looks like a.
It looks like a black Ionic
547
00:29:30,560 –> 00:29:32,160
Breeze quadra.
It does.
548
00:29:32,160 –> 00:29:34,440
It looks like a tower fan a
little bit.
549
00:29:34,440 –> 00:29:37,400
Yes, it looks.
It looks exactly like the space
550
00:29:37,400 –> 00:29:38,800
heater that’s next to my desk
right now.
551
00:29:39,000 –> 00:29:43,160
Yeah, yeah, and it apparently
does rotate.
552
00:29:43,280 –> 00:29:45,840
I don’t know how this person
would know this, but according
553
00:29:45,840 –> 00:29:51,040
to a conspiracy website called
Dreamland Resort, this object
554
00:29:51,040 –> 00:29:54,760
was actually first spotted back
in 2005.
555
00:29:55,000 –> 00:29:57,960
Here is a quote.
This new tall structure near the
556
00:29:57,960 –> 00:30:02,720
RCS range at the North End of
Area 51 was built between
557
00:30:02,720 –> 00:30:07,360
September 28th, 2005 and January
17th, 2006.
558
00:30:07,720 –> 00:30:12,280
It is triangular in shape,
approximately 155 feet tall, and
559
00:30:12,280 –> 00:30:14,720
the three sides are about 30
feet wide.
560
00:30:14,800 –> 00:30:18,320
Comparing various satellite
images, it appears that the
561
00:30:18,320 –> 00:30:21,640
tower can rotate around its
vertical center axis.
562
00:30:21,840 –> 00:30:25,680
There are no support buildings
nearby, but the proximity to the
563
00:30:25,680 –> 00:30:29,360
RCS range could suggest that it
is controlled from there.
564
00:30:29,680 –> 00:30:31,600
End Quote.
I I feel like I still have
565
00:30:31,600 –> 00:30:37,120
questions, but there’s probably
a lot of shit at Area 51 that I
566
00:30:37,120 –> 00:30:39,360
would have a ton of questions
about.
567
00:30:39,640 –> 00:30:42,120
It’s well, I’m not surprised
that they can’t just have a
568
00:30:42,120 –> 00:30:44,680
normal Wi-Fi router.
Yeah.
569
00:30:45,040 –> 00:30:47,960
You know, like that they have to
have a big fucking whole
570
00:30:47,960 –> 00:30:51,080
production that looks like a
prop from a Steven Spielberg
571
00:30:51,080 –> 00:30:53,120
movie.
I do like that this was reported
572
00:30:53,120 –> 00:30:56,400
on a website called Dreamland
Resort, which sounds like if
573
00:30:56,400 –> 00:30:59,000
there was like a sort of a like
a like a store brand in
574
00:30:59,000 –> 00:31:02,760
Neverland Ranch you could go to
to get molested by a much less
575
00:31:02,760 –> 00:31:05,000
significant pop star than
Michael Jackson.
576
00:31:06,280 –> 00:31:10,200
Yeah, it is a strange name for a
conspiracy website.
577
00:31:10,360 –> 00:31:14,280
And that description, I mean,
yeah, I don’t know.
578
00:31:14,280 –> 00:31:18,200
I don’t know what the fuck’s
going on at Area 51 at this
579
00:31:18,200 –> 00:31:19,920
point.
I don’t give a shit.
580
00:31:20,080 –> 00:31:23,120
We got bigger fish to fry.
Are the aliens going to get
581
00:31:23,120 –> 00:31:25,920
Trump out of office?
If not, I don’t fucking care.
582
00:31:26,080 –> 00:31:30,360
Well, here’s the question.
Do they have faster than light
583
00:31:30,360 –> 00:31:33,280
free energy technology or do
they not?
584
00:31:33,640 –> 00:31:37,240
Yeah, because does if does the
government have if they have
585
00:31:37,320 –> 00:31:39,960
faster than light capable
engines and shit like that?
586
00:31:39,960 –> 00:31:42,440
Do what standard reason You can
also end world hunger.
587
00:31:42,600 –> 00:31:45,600
At the very least, make
electricity free, like do all
588
00:31:45,600 –> 00:31:49,120
kinds of shits that would like
of stop the paradigm of
589
00:31:49,120 –> 00:31:53,160
capitalism dead in his tracks
within a generation, You know,
590
00:31:53,160 –> 00:31:55,720
so if they have that technology
and they’re keeping it from us,
591
00:31:55,800 –> 00:31:58,960
then you know, they’re they’re
they’re they’re complicit in the
592
00:31:58,960 –> 00:32:03,880
genocide of a species.
Yeah, that comes up in those Bob
593
00:32:03,880 –> 00:32:11,360
Lazar documentaries a lot where
his suggestion is that we need
594
00:32:11,360 –> 00:32:16,480
like an amnesty program for
government officials to where
595
00:32:16,480 –> 00:32:20,720
they can safely come out and be
like, OK, OK, OK, you got us.
596
00:32:20,720 –> 00:32:22,640
Yeah, whistle blower
protections, basically.
597
00:32:22,640 –> 00:32:25,400
Yeah, we have this, this
technology.
598
00:32:25,400 –> 00:32:28,160
We’ll give it to you.
Just don’t shoot us in the town
599
00:32:28,160 –> 00:32:31,080
square for letting millions of
people die first.
600
00:32:31,280 –> 00:32:34,320
And he feels like until
something like that’s in place,
601
00:32:34,680 –> 00:32:36,680
we’re never going to know if the
government.
602
00:32:37,000 –> 00:32:39,600
Has my favorite series of
possibly science fiction,
603
00:32:40,000 –> 00:32:44,040
possibly horrifying science
reality documentaries that
604
00:32:44,040 –> 00:32:48,120
Steven Greer does also that we
did my favorite conspiracy
605
00:32:48,120 –> 00:32:50,440
episode about.
He traffics a lot in this kind
606
00:32:50,440 –> 00:32:53,280
of like thinking and he’ll tell
you that there are like people
607
00:32:53,280 –> 00:32:55,760
that because, because you’ll see
weird shit, like there’ll be a
608
00:32:55,760 –> 00:32:58,560
guy who says he’s got a car that
runs on water and then there’s a
609
00:32:58,560 –> 00:33:01,720
massive bidding war and then
some fucking mega conglomerate
610
00:33:01,720 –> 00:33:03,920
buys all of his papers, never to
be seen a firm.
611
00:33:03,920 –> 00:33:07,640
I get like people buy like the
estates of inventors and stuff
612
00:33:07,640 –> 00:33:12,040
like that all the time.
And they’re always according to
613
00:33:12,040 –> 00:33:14,520
Steven Greer, like, oh, we’re
looking for some place to
614
00:33:14,520 –> 00:33:17,480
introduce the technology, but
they never find any any place to
615
00:33:17,560 –> 00:33:19,960
you know, there’s there’s never
you can’t do free energy
616
00:33:19,960 –> 00:33:21,320
anywhere without crashing the
economy.
617
00:33:21,320 –> 00:33:23,400
It just doesn’t work.
I think I might have been
618
00:33:23,400 –> 00:33:27,440
thinking of Steven Greer.
Bob Lazar is might talk about
619
00:33:27,440 –> 00:33:29,360
this stuff too.
Yeah, I don’t remember.
620
00:33:29,440 –> 00:33:32,000
But if we have it and they’re
hiding it, like what are they
621
00:33:32,000 –> 00:33:35,080
using it for?
It’s just like sitting around.
622
00:33:35,080 –> 00:33:37,400
Because here’s the thing.
How, how much fun is it to
623
00:33:37,440 –> 00:33:39,040
enslave us?
I mean, come on.
624
00:33:39,320 –> 00:33:42,520
They could just lie.
They could just be like, hey,
625
00:33:42,520 –> 00:33:44,360
look what we just built last
week.
626
00:33:45,600 –> 00:33:47,920
Yeah, right.
And even if we don’t believe
627
00:33:47,920 –> 00:33:49,320
them, what the fuck’s going to
happen?
628
00:33:49,480 –> 00:33:50,880
You know we don’t never believe
them.
629
00:33:51,080 –> 00:33:54,320
Yeah, people are going to be
ecstatic that we have free
630
00:33:54,320 –> 00:33:56,760
energy now.
No one’s going to give a shit if
631
00:33:56,960 –> 00:34:01,160
some asshole on a podcast like
this one is like, actually they
632
00:34:01,160 –> 00:34:04,200
had that for like 50 years and
millions and millions of people
633
00:34:04,200 –> 00:34:05,800
died.
They’re going to be like, shut
634
00:34:05,800 –> 00:34:08,120
up asshole, we got free energy
now.
635
00:34:08,560 –> 00:34:10,000
And you know what?
Who can blame them?
636
00:34:10,159 –> 00:34:14,000
Well, we’re diverting all the
free energy stuff for the
637
00:34:14,520 –> 00:34:22,440
speculative World War 4 alien
spaceship wars, and Long story
638
00:34:22,440 –> 00:34:24,360
short, you still got to work at
CVS.
639
00:34:25,760 –> 00:34:29,360
Yeah, that’s the thing.
Who would run the CVSS of the
640
00:34:29,360 –> 00:34:33,159
world?
So this last story, this is more
641
00:34:33,159 –> 00:34:37,600
sad than anything.
It’s sad and alarming and I feel
642
00:34:37,600 –> 00:34:42,000
like someone needs to intervene
in a very real way before people
643
00:34:42,040 –> 00:34:46,159
get murdered.
Former UFC champion BJ Penn
644
00:34:46,360 –> 00:34:50,560
posted videos on social media
recently suggesting that his
645
00:34:50,560 –> 00:34:54,679
mother, Lorraine Shin and his
brothers JD Penn.
646
00:34:54,760 –> 00:34:59,440
Reagan Penn and Kalani Mamazuka
have all been murdered and
647
00:34:59,440 –> 00:35:04,400
replaced by imposters.
This is the caption on one of
648
00:35:04,400 –> 00:35:06,440
the videos which these videos
are still up.
649
00:35:06,480 –> 00:35:09,600
They’re on his Instagram.
I watched them this morning.
650
00:35:09,680 –> 00:35:12,040
He put them up like 5 days ago.
They’re still there.
651
00:35:12,280 –> 00:35:15,840
He’s put more videos up since
the ones in this article.
652
00:35:16,000 –> 00:35:19,360
Here’s a quote from the caption
of one of these videos.
653
00:35:19,560 –> 00:35:22,520
If I harm any of these people
that are acting like my mom or
654
00:35:22,520 –> 00:35:25,360
my brothers, I go to jail and
lose everything.
655
00:35:25,560 –> 00:35:28,720
If they harm me, nothing will
happen to them and I lose
656
00:35:28,720 –> 00:35:31,200
everything.
I have many black belts over the
657
00:35:31,200 –> 00:35:34,640
years that are police officers.
Are you guys going to help me?
658
00:35:34,960 –> 00:35:37,720
Are we going to help JD and
Reagan and my mother and look
659
00:35:37,720 –> 00:35:40,360
for them and investigate these
fake frauds?
660
00:35:40,560 –> 00:35:42,920
We’re trying to steal everything
from my family.
661
00:35:43,080 –> 00:35:45,840
Hashtag Hawaii.
That is from a video where he
662
00:35:45,840 –> 00:35:49,960
compares a bunch of pictures of
his real brother and his.
663
00:35:50,400 –> 00:35:53,320
Fake brother.
Wow, imagine you imagine Paul
664
00:35:53,320 –> 00:35:54,840
McCartney is dead.
Your brother.
665
00:35:55,120 –> 00:35:59,600
Yeah, I wonder how the family is
reacting to this.
666
00:35:59,600 –> 00:36:04,680
Like his mom is in the video
where he’s talking about his mom
667
00:36:04,680 –> 00:36:07,040
being fake.
She’s got to be fucking
668
00:36:07,040 –> 00:36:11,480
terrified, I would think.
You know, if my son was an UFC
669
00:36:11,480 –> 00:36:14,120
fighter that had developed
delusions, I would be pretty
670
00:36:14,120 –> 00:36:16,760
terrified.
Yeah, I would be wanting to get
671
00:36:16,760 –> 00:36:21,320
the fuck out of there.
And as has been pointed out by
672
00:36:21,560 –> 00:36:25,880
people in the comments of pretty
much every article about this,
673
00:36:26,120 –> 00:36:28,600
there’s several comments on his
videos.
674
00:36:28,800 –> 00:36:33,240
He is almost certainly suffering
from something called Capgras
675
00:36:33,240 –> 00:36:36,200
syndrome.
Capgras being the name of the
676
00:36:36,200 –> 00:36:39,600
guy who discovered it.
It’s also called the delusion of
677
00:36:39,800 –> 00:36:42,120
double S.
This is a quote.
678
00:36:42,280 –> 00:36:46,400
Patients falsely believe that an
identical person has replaced a
679
00:36:46,400 –> 00:36:50,560
person close to him or her.
That is from a study about
680
00:36:50,560 –> 00:36:54,440
Capgras syndrome that was posted
on the National Library of
681
00:36:54,440 –> 00:36:57,640
Medicine website.
That is a government agency that
682
00:36:57,640 –> 00:37:00,360
has somehow been allowed to live
for now.
683
00:37:01,400 –> 00:37:04,880
Not to be confused with cap ass
syndrome, which is what you get
684
00:37:04,880 –> 00:37:08,160
if you try to replace easy ease
money with some bullshit
685
00:37:08,160 –> 00:37:10,560
excuses.
Right.
686
00:37:10,680 –> 00:37:15,960
They also add this pretty
alarming line in their study.
687
00:37:16,120 –> 00:37:20,960
Well, the propensity of violence
in Capgris syndrome patients
688
00:37:21,200 –> 00:37:26,040
requires its speedy recognition
and timely intervention and.
689
00:37:26,360 –> 00:37:29,880
Yeah, no shit, said his mom.
Yeah, someone needs to fucking
690
00:37:30,480 –> 00:37:32,880
haul this guy to a hospital or
something.
691
00:37:33,040 –> 00:37:36,560
Like he’s going to murder his
goddamn family, it seems like.
692
00:37:36,720 –> 00:37:39,720
And I don’t know.
I don’t know what anyone’s doing
693
00:37:39,720 –> 00:37:41,160
about it.
Yeah, I feel for them.
694
00:37:41,160 –> 00:37:45,040
This is.
I mean, mental illness is tough
695
00:37:45,040 –> 00:37:50,320
in all its forms.
Yeah, and especially when it
696
00:37:50,320 –> 00:37:54,000
starts to threaten the lives of.
Other people.
697
00:37:54,560 –> 00:37:56,600
Yeah.
Well, yeah, When when when you
698
00:37:56,600 –> 00:37:59,200
literally have a disease where
the nature of your disease is to
699
00:37:59,200 –> 00:38:02,160
think that you’re fucking people
you care about were were
700
00:38:02,160 –> 00:38:05,200
replaced and it’s so everything.
It’s a conspiracy and no one
701
00:38:05,200 –> 00:38:09,200
believes you like that’s that’s
a pretty rough spot to be in.
702
00:38:09,560 –> 00:38:17,240
Yeah, and this is probably CTE
related, which CTE is such an
703
00:38:17,240 –> 00:38:21,960
insidious disease you can’t even
diagnose it until after a person
704
00:38:22,080 –> 00:38:24,560
dies.
You have to cut their brain open
705
00:38:24,640 –> 00:38:30,040
kind of to diagnose C, to like
actually diagnose CTE.
706
00:38:30,040 –> 00:38:34,720
You can kind of diagnose it from
how a person’s acting like, say,
707
00:38:34,720 –> 00:38:39,080
if they go on the Pat McAfee
show and call Anthony Fauci, the
708
00:38:39,080 –> 00:38:42,800
biggest spreader of COVID
misinformation, like 10 or 15
709
00:38:42,800 –> 00:38:46,040
times, maybe that person, Aaron
Rodgers, by the way.
710
00:38:47,160 –> 00:38:50,520
So yeah, nothing funny about
this last story.
711
00:38:50,640 –> 00:38:51,880
I have.
I have a cute button.
712
00:38:51,880 –> 00:38:53,440
Did I ever tell you my clone
story?
713
00:38:53,440 –> 00:38:55,800
My conspiracy clone story about
Avril Lavigne.
714
00:38:56,000 –> 00:38:57,880
No.
So that’s like one of the oldest
715
00:38:57,880 –> 00:39:01,040
conspiracy theories ever, right?
That Avril Lavigne is a clone.
716
00:39:01,400 –> 00:39:04,920
So a few years ago I’m writing
in the Ward show and it’s a live
717
00:39:04,920 –> 00:39:06,800
show.
So live shows, they got to be
718
00:39:06,800 –> 00:39:08,000
exactly.
If it’s two hours show, it’s got
719
00:39:08,000 –> 00:39:09,560
to be exactly 2 hours.
Can’t be two hours and one
720
00:39:09,560 –> 00:39:11,080
minute.
Can’t be minute and 59 seconds.
721
00:39:11,080 –> 00:39:13,160
It’s got to be two hours show.
Right on the dot.
722
00:39:13,640 –> 00:39:15,560
So sometimes you need to pad a
little moments to make them a
723
00:39:15,560 –> 00:39:18,000
little bit longer, and sometimes
you need to cut little ones to
724
00:39:18,000 –> 00:39:20,920
make a little bit shorter.
And we’re in a situation where
725
00:39:20,920 –> 00:39:24,000
the shows run a little bit short
and we’re having to add stuff to
726
00:39:24,000 –> 00:39:26,800
make the show longer.
As it was getting towards the
727
00:39:26,800 –> 00:39:29,680
end of the night and Avril
Lavigne was coming in to present
728
00:39:29,680 –> 00:39:32,280
one of the awards.
And she comes in and I’ve added
729
00:39:32,280 –> 00:39:35,400
some stuff to her script where
I’ve written like a thing where
730
00:39:35,400 –> 00:39:36,520
I’d done some research about
her.
731
00:39:36,520 –> 00:39:38,440
And it was like something from
like, earlier in her career that
732
00:39:38,440 –> 00:39:40,840
she’d said in a bunch of
interviews that I kind of like
733
00:39:40,840 –> 00:39:43,080
connected to something that was
going on with the person she was
734
00:39:43,080 –> 00:39:45,480
presenting the award for.
And there’s just a little bit of
735
00:39:45,480 –> 00:39:47,760
copywriting, but it would
involve a little little piece of
736
00:39:47,760 –> 00:39:50,560
information about her life from
when she was younger.
737
00:39:50,720 –> 00:39:52,680
And when she came in to read for
it.
738
00:39:52,800 –> 00:39:55,000
I don’t know if it was because
she was drunk or what, but she
739
00:39:55,000 –> 00:39:56,920
had no idea what I was talking
about.
740
00:39:57,520 –> 00:40:00,760
She didn’t remember this story
from her like life that she
741
00:40:00,760 –> 00:40:02,080
talked about in all these
interviews.
742
00:40:03,960 –> 00:40:05,720
What the?
Fuck and I was like what the.
743
00:40:05,720 –> 00:40:08,000
I don’t even believe this
conspiracy theory but are you a
744
00:40:08,000 –> 00:40:09,960
clone?
Like what the fuck?
745
00:40:10,280 –> 00:40:13,760
Yeah, that is weird as shit
because yeah, I did an episode
746
00:40:13,760 –> 00:40:18,200
about, I did a solo episode
about that, I think a solo
747
00:40:18,200 –> 00:40:20,640
conspiracy episode few years
ago.
748
00:40:20,800 –> 00:40:26,520
And yeah, there’s a video where
she’s singing like in her early
749
00:40:26,520 –> 00:40:31,880
days and then singing later on
and it’s radically different and
750
00:40:31,880 –> 00:40:34,200
people are like, see what the
fuck happened?
751
00:40:34,520 –> 00:40:38,080
But there’s like a 15 minute
video from this vocal coach out
752
00:40:38,080 –> 00:40:42,320
there who is like what happened
is she got voice training and
753
00:40:42,600 –> 00:40:45,640
actually learned how to sing.
Instead of doing this as a
754
00:40:45,640 –> 00:40:48,600
business, instead of like as a
passion in your bedroom.
755
00:40:48,800 –> 00:40:51,160
Yeah, but yeah, that’s fucking
weird.
756
00:40:51,680 –> 00:40:54,200
That’s weird that she wouldn’t
remember that shit.
757
00:40:54,320 –> 00:40:55,760
Yeah, I, I just thought that was
cute.
758
00:40:55,760 –> 00:40:58,080
I was like, and it gave me,
gives me a little bit of hope
759
00:40:58,080 –> 00:40:59,480
that she’s actually a government
clone.
760
00:40:59,760 –> 00:41:01,720
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I hope
there’s.
761
00:41:01,720 –> 00:41:03,560
I wouldn’t mind if Eminem’s a
clone.
762
00:41:03,640 –> 00:41:05,880
The original 1 seemed like an
asshole anyway, you know?
763
00:41:06,040 –> 00:41:08,760
When do you want Eminem to have
died in this?
764
00:41:09,000 –> 00:41:14,440
Oh, in the Eminem clone theory,
he died in that remember he had
765
00:41:14,440 –> 00:41:18,360
that stretch where it was like 4
or five years where he didn’t
766
00:41:18,360 –> 00:41:20,280
put oh, I remember I.
Remember.
767
00:41:20,280 –> 00:41:21,920
Well, I was, I was.
I was waiting.
768
00:41:22,120 –> 00:41:26,080
Yeah, that is the stretch where
the conspiracy theory says he
769
00:41:26,320 –> 00:41:30,000
died and he was replaced by an
imposter.
770
00:41:30,160 –> 00:41:33,040
Yeah, that makes the most sense.
In between the first batch of
771
00:41:33,040 –> 00:41:35,440
albums and Relapse, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
772
00:41:35,560 –> 00:41:38,720
Which man?
He seems hard to replace that
773
00:41:38,720 –> 00:41:41,440
would that would that would be
tough coming up.
774
00:41:41,440 –> 00:41:44,480
M&M Well, yeah, he’d like, yeah,
he is legitimately one of the
775
00:41:44,480 –> 00:41:47,880
most talented people to ever do
what he does, probably forever.
776
00:41:48,040 –> 00:41:50,320
Like how do you clone the
Michael Jordan of something?
777
00:41:50,560 –> 00:41:54,440
Yeah, it reminds me of weird
comparison here, but Lindsey
778
00:41:54,440 –> 00:41:57,160
Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac.
Fleetwood Mac.
779
00:41:57,560 –> 00:42:01,720
Every time he leaves the band
they have to hire two people to
780
00:42:01,720 –> 00:42:05,120
replace him because no one
fucking plays guitar the way
781
00:42:05,120 –> 00:42:08,640
Lindsey Buckingham plays guitar.
Like he has his fingers
782
00:42:08,640 –> 00:42:12,720
manicured so he can like
specifically in a way that
783
00:42:12,720 –> 00:42:16,560
facilitates playing guitar.
Fingernails, not fingers.
784
00:42:16,640 –> 00:42:19,720
How crazy would that be getting
his actual fucking fingers
785
00:42:19,720 –> 00:42:23,040
sharpened?
Brown down into nubs of rock.
786
00:42:23,320 –> 00:42:26,840
But yeah, yeah, maybe maybe
Avril Lavigne is fake.
787
00:42:26,840 –> 00:42:30,960
Maybe Stevie Wonder can see he’s
got there’s a new Stevie Wonder
788
00:42:30,960 –> 00:42:32,920
can see story out there that I
hadn’t heard.
789
00:42:32,920 –> 00:42:36,560
Apparently he beat Johnny Gill
at air hockey.
790
00:42:36,640 –> 00:42:40,800
Once come on, I mean, I don’t
know, air hockey is like not the
791
00:42:41,000 –> 00:42:43,920
it’s not it’s not a game where
you can’t get lucky and just
792
00:42:43,920 –> 00:42:48,200
beat somebody was flailing
around like a like a blind fish.
793
00:42:48,560 –> 00:42:51,080
You, you just, you can just move
your hand back and forth in
794
00:42:51,080 –> 00:42:53,760
front of the goal really quick
and have a pretty decent shot of
795
00:42:53,760 –> 00:42:59,000
like defending your, your, your
little goal in the air hockey.
796
00:42:59,560 –> 00:43:02,840
I did the that same award show
with Stevie Wonder also and I’m
797
00:43:02,840 –> 00:43:07,160
pretty sure he’s blind.
People also point to that video
798
00:43:07,280 –> 00:43:11,720
where he’s on stage and I think
it’s Paul McCartney, like runs
799
00:43:11,720 –> 00:43:14,720
past him and knocks the mic
stand over and Stevie Wonder
800
00:43:14,720 –> 00:43:18,000
reaches out and catches it.
But I mean, your other sentence
801
00:43:18,000 –> 00:43:21,440
have to be senses have to be
heightened a little bit.
802
00:43:21,560 –> 00:43:24,720
I’m sure you can, Daredevil.
I’ve got to say, subscribe to
803
00:43:24,720 –> 00:43:26,600
the Stevie Wonder Daredevil
theory.
804
00:43:26,760 –> 00:43:28,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ever seen him play the
805
00:43:28,760 –> 00:43:30,200
drums?
I have not.
806
00:43:30,320 –> 00:43:33,880
There’s a great documentary
called Summer of Soul, which is
807
00:43:33,880 –> 00:43:36,120
about a music festival in New
York, and it had a bunch of
808
00:43:36,120 –> 00:43:39,720
great black acts and one of them
was Stevie Wonder, and he plays
809
00:43:39,720 –> 00:43:42,920
this really fucking ripping drum
solo and it looks hilarious
810
00:43:42,920 –> 00:43:45,360
watching Stevie Wonder this
sunglasses on, playing the
811
00:43:45,360 –> 00:43:47,920
fucking shit out of the drums.
But he’s a really good drummer.
812
00:43:48,400 –> 00:43:51,160
Who knew?
I love a surprise drummer that’s
813
00:43:51,160 –> 00:43:53,840
always fun.
Carrie Underwood.
814
00:43:54,000 –> 00:43:56,400
The what?
Country musician.
815
00:43:56,600 –> 00:44:00,360
She can fucking throw down on
the drum.
816
00:44:00,360 –> 00:44:03,800
She is a legitimately great
musician.
817
00:44:03,800 –> 00:44:08,000
She’s just an awful fucking
person in terms of politics and
818
00:44:08,800 –> 00:44:12,520
I heard she’s kind of an asshole
but that was from one mom who
819
00:44:12,520 –> 00:44:15,440
says she treated her kid shitty
but.
820
00:44:15,560 –> 00:44:17,560
Being able to play a drum solo
goes a long way.
821
00:44:17,880 –> 00:44:20,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There’s video out there of her,
822
00:44:20,840 –> 00:44:23,840
I think it was at Trump’s
inauguration, playing a fucking
823
00:44:24,320 –> 00:44:27,520
drum solo.
But Danielle Haim too, from
824
00:44:27,600 –> 00:44:29,360
Haim, really fucking good
drummer.
825
00:44:29,520 –> 00:44:31,160
But I think that’s our episode,
right?
826
00:44:31,480 –> 00:44:33,960
We did it.
That is all the conspiracy news
827
00:44:33,960 –> 00:44:36,800
anyone could possibly fucking
need for right now.
828
00:44:36,800 –> 00:44:40,360
Don’t consume anything else
until we come back with more
829
00:44:40,360 –> 00:44:44,480
news.
If you want anymore RFK news,
830
00:44:44,480 –> 00:44:49,440
you could subscribe to our RFK
Translator Patreon.
831
00:44:49,760 –> 00:44:53,040
You got to do it one time, one
I’m going to fucking figure it
832
00:44:53,040 –> 00:44:55,160
out.
How to feed RFK speeches into a
833
00:44:55,440 –> 00:44:57,280
into AI?
Yeah, yeah.
834
00:44:57,400 –> 00:44:59,960
So that’s our episode.
We did it.
835
00:45:00,320 –> 00:45:02,960
Connor, thank you so much for
doing the pod, as always.
836
00:45:03,040 –> 00:45:05,600
What do we have to plug before
we get out of here?
837
00:45:05,920 –> 00:45:09,600
Follow me on Blue sky, Adam Todd
brown dot B Sky dot social.
838
00:45:09,880 –> 00:45:14,120
Also, if you go there, the
conspiracy show has an account
839
00:45:14,120 –> 00:45:18,080
now and you can follow that if
the link is right in my bio.
840
00:45:18,360 –> 00:45:20,680
And that’s all I got.
What do you want to plug?
841
00:45:20,880 –> 00:45:23,320
Follow me at Connor Mcspadden on
your social media platform of
842
00:45:23,320 –> 00:45:26,240
choice and watch my comedy
special on YouTube and my
843
00:45:26,240 –> 00:45:28,400
YouTube channel, Connor
Mcspadden on YouTube.
844
00:45:28,960 –> 00:45:31,640
Check it out.
All right, let’s get the fuck
845
00:45:31,640 –> 00:45:33,240
out of here.
Connor, say goodbye.
846
00:45:33,400 –> 00:45:35,640
Goodbye.
Goodbye everybody, we love you.