Conspiracy! The Show 319: The Biggest Conspiracies of 2024

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I.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody.

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Welcome to Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host, Adam Todd Brown,

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joining me as Co host.
Connor’s here.

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Hey, Connor.
Hi.

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We also got a guest, Jen
Scott’s, here.

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Hi.
Happy Inauguration Day,

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everybody.
Oh, I knew I was supposed to be

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somewhere today.
Fuck.

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Yeah, so much happening today.
It’s MLK Day.

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Trump’s getting inaugurated.
There’s.

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Where do you get a tiki torch
really quickly?

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Is that?
Is that like Lowe’s?

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I feel like that’s Lowe’s.
We got the the College Football

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Playoff Championship happening
tonight packed.

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Huge day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I got to tune in.
I got to watch some of these.

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We got to catch some speeches in
between shows, Adam.

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We’ll just to kind of get fired
up, you know, see, like what,

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who’s, who’s playing the Trump
inauguration this year?

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Harry Underwood sang America the
Beautiful.

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But there was tech difficulties,
right?

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Oh good.
I don’t know.

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I didn’t.
I didn’t watch that shit.

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I’m I didn’t either I just heard
there was technic difficulties

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which like I don’t think I’ve
ever met a Republican tech guy.

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So they hate him or it’s really
dumb people doing tech.

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I’m just, I just, I know Smash
Mouth would have.

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They loved being opportunistic
just as a band, and then, yeah,

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they would have loved to have
been there.

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It makes me sad.
Kid Rock’s got to be there, I’m

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assuming.
Is Smash Mouth Republican?

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No, but they just love being
opportunistic.

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They love the opportunity to
promote Smash Mouth and be in

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the news as Smash Mouth.
That’s.

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True.
I’ve been on stage with Smash

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Mouth twice.
That shouldn’t happen.

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They’re everywhere.
Yeah.

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That’s that shouldn’t be the ad
that easy to say and you

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shouldn’t say it to me because
now I’m jealous.

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Don’t be.
So this episode is about the

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biggest conspiracy theories of
2024.

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We just started a new year.
We’re coasting back into work.

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So we’re, you know, reflecting
on the past 12 months and how

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great they were.
And what do you do the first

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couple days of work at a new
year?

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All this shit that you put off
from last year where you said

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this is a 2025 problem.
Well fuckers, 2025 now.

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And we got to name the biggest
conspiracy theories of the year

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or something.
We sure do.

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We gotta, we gotta.
Can I have a quick question?

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No.
What the fuck is the AI

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companion on zoom?
Like what does that new button

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do?
I’m scared of what is that for?

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I don’t know, I’ve never used
it.

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And I mean, why is it the little
twinkles like the little

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seasoning guy?
Yeah, why are they Co opting

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stars like I don’t like that
either.

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AI is not don’t.
Try to associate this with my

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dreams.
I mean, I don’t have those.

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There’s an AI button inside
Google Docs now it’s everywhere.

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What is it do?
Is it just Clippy?

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I don’t know like.
They should bring back Clippy

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2.0 like oh hey fucker I’m I’m
pretty smart now huh?

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The AI logo should be a paper
clip.

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It should be, because it was.
That was what that was.

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That’s the first AI assistant.
That’s really what it is, is

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just Clippy Pro.
Clippy open Pandora’s box.

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We like Clippy, like, like, he’s
not just a series of like, flow

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charts anymore.
He’s gained sentience.

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Good job, Clippy.
They can have paper clips.

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Well, he’s not as much of A
scumbag as his cousin Clappy.

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He’s.
Just poor Clappy.

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With this fucked up Dick.
Yeah.

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Sorry, Adam.
So the first conspiracy, this

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was a big one.
Trump’s assassination attempt

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was staged, AKA blue Anon they
took to calling this.

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Just because things rhyme and
like doesn’t mean they work.

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Or just because you make a
portmanteau of something like

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everything is not Fuck duzzle
Gates.

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We gotta stop doing this as a
culture.

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We don’t deserve these readily
combined terms that we’re

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throwing about with so arrant
Lee.

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They’re such wildly different
theories.

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Even if you get every Democrat
to believe Trump faked this

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assassination attempt, you’re
not going to get them to take to

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the streets and start hanging
Democrats for producing

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adrenochrome using children’s
pituitary glands or whatever.

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Because those pussies don’t have
guns.

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Yeah, that too.
Well, you got to give a get out

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your bow and arrow when you’re
machete.

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I don’t even have they don’t
even have those kind of redneck

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toys.
I think I know exactly what

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happened honestly.
With Trump.

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Yeah, I think he like just like
fell down.

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You think he fell down?
What do you mean?

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He just like fell down and he
like, we all just like didn’t

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see it right and he just fell
down.

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He just had like a lucky trip.
Yeah, he like fell down when

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boom, you know.
I mean, one of the here he’s out

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there is that he didn’t actually
get hit by a bullet.

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It was glass fragment.
And I don’t know, does that make

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getting shot at any less fucking
heroin?

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I also think, yeah, like what?
Or the injury any less

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insignificant.
It’s like my ear got cut by a

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piece of glass or the tiniest
side of a bullet.

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Like, OK, whatever.
Yeah, and it doesn’t change the

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fact that there’s someone
shooting at you.

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And yeah, shooting glass is more
frightening, perhaps.

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He who looked like he’s wearing
the outfit you wear when when

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you’re like, I want to get the
most amount of of my money’s

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worth at the strip club with
this.

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These really see through
sweatpants that are very, you

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know, he was wearing like that
outfit.

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Yeah, he wasn’t dressed for the
job he wanted, that’s for sure.

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No, this was not the most
tactical get up.

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So one of the more common
theories again was that this was

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staged, and I find that hard to
believe, mostly just from a

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logistical standpoint.
I wouldn’t put it past any

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president to pull a stunt like
this.

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I think Trump is a good enough
actor to act in a scenario like

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this.
I say all the time our only

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president to take a stone cold
stunner at AWWE event.

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Pretty well too true.
He sold it.

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He took it.
Really.

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Vincingly so, yeah.
I don’t doubt that he would have

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the ability.
It’s just just the logistics of

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it all.
Are we arguing that the shooter

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was firing blanks?
Because someone in the crowd

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definitely got shot and killed
in front of their family.

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So who did that?
Was like part of the plan to

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just like literally shoot a
random crowd member?

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And also like, I don’t know, I
work in TV.

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When did they switch in the fake
exploding teleprompter?

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The teleprompter guy is one of
the most anal annoying dudes in

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all of union television bullshit
shit.

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You can’t fuck with the
teleprompter guy or his thing.

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He’s been there since 5:00 in
the morning and he already hates

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you.
There’s no way you’re going to

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sneak in some exploding rig.
It’s not happening.

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Yeah.
And yeah, like if it was staged

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and you had someone up there
firing real bullets, that feels

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risky.
That feels like it could go

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sideways.
Even for like a guy that

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actually knew what he’s doing,
Even Lee Harvey Oswald had been

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to a gun range a few times at
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We know this.
Yeah.

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I just feel like if anyone
thinks that anything isn’t

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staged by anything that happens
in the government at all, like

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what do you think of it?
Like I feel like everything is

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staged at this point.
Yeah, it’s more it’s easier to

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just like go find the stuff that
just like, oh, that just

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happened naturally.
Yeah, it would be more likely

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that everything is staged.
I mean, I don’t think it’s

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likely that everything is staged
any more than I think it’s

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likely that nothing is staged.
Wow, Pandora’s box of stage.

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The stage by stage basis.
Probably just a healthy mix

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because there’s some things that
happened that a government is

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going to take advantage of, but
it doesn’t mean they did it.

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I think COVID is a good example,
unless you’re arguing that like

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the government made COVID but.
Which government?

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Well, that’s the thing, Like
all.

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Governments.
Manage of COVID because it was

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just such a nice opportunity to
crack down on people’s movements

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a little bit more.
Especially the contact tracing

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shit.
I’m sure the government turned

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that off after COVID was over.
They’re not still on your

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phones.
Yeah, right.

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I forgot that was a thing.
Did either of you sign up for

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it?
I did not.

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I don’t think so.
No, I never signed up.

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Adam, come on.
Yeah.

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No, no way.
Baby.

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Sign up for something.
I already before COVID wasn’t

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leaving the house enough to need
to be updated as to where the

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people I came in contact with
have been.

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And I don’t commit crimes, but I
always reserve space to commit

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crimes if the need arise.
That’s a good perspective.

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This is not a part of my crime
committing possible lifestyle.

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Yeah, those are the guardrails
we still need in place, the ones

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that make it so you can commit a
crime if you want to.

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The smartphone data thing that
makes it, it’s so hard.

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That’s not cool.
That’s pretty fucked up, yeah.

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What if someone needed to commit
a crime?

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Another.
What?

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Another.
You know what they’re going to

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commit now?
Or worse, crime, probably.

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Yeah.
That’s why you got to randomly

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throw out texts like everything
I say is a joke because I’m a

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comedian.
So like, anything that you say

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could just be a joke.
There you go.

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Yeah, it’s a valid defense every
time.

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Yeah, I was joking.
Everyone loves when you do that,

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you know?
Yeah, fucking better be a valid

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defense.
I’m not as cautious as you guys.

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Yeah, we’ll probably find out in
the next few years.

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I always think if social credit
scores go forward like they

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start at the April 19th with one
year first whatever then I’ll

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I’ll fucking I’ll be cool off.
I’ll play by the rules.

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But if they go retroactive when
they go back 20 years, I’m

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screwed.
Yeah, I’m so fucked.

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Mr. Mcspad, what were you saying
here in Club Penguin in 2005?

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But the Jewish people in the
State of Israel.

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Yeah, no, no, my Neopets account
was probably fucked up even.

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Yeah, yeah, anyone who said any
anti government shit on Twitter

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because social credit scores
take that kind of thing into

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account, at least the one in
China.

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It’s like, part of it is, well,
how cool are you with the

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government?
I know that’s what I’m so I’m

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scared of, yeah.
Yeah, same cheese.

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I want no part of that.
Then I really will just fucking

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leave the country if it’s still
allowed by then if other

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countries will have us.
You know, because I called Jimmy

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Carter a quote nut mummy.
I think it only applies if you

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know that what you’re saying is
not true and.

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Oh well, I do know he is in that
mummy.

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Yeah, the science is still out
on that.

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That is fact.
They’re probably checking now

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because he just died.
Jen what?

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Rican.
No, I.

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Can’t stop thinking about the
glass theory because it’s so

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fucking dumb.
Glass from what?

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Well, it would be from one of
the teleprompters.

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That’s what they’re saying, and
that’s why you said the

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exploding thing.
OK, I was lost in the sauce

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about that because like, so
someone shot a teleprompter.

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Some people think that.
Yeah, the belief is that maybe

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one of the bullets went through
a teleprompter.

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This guy hates words.
Yeah, he just, he just doesn’t

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like technology.
He was like a he.

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Can’t read.
OK, thank you.

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That’s what I was thinking about
for so long.

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I was like, wait, what?
And yeah, again, if it was a

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piece of glass, I don’t know.
That doesn’t make it that

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different to me.
Even if he didn’t get hit,

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that’s still pretty wild.
I mean, it’s not surprising,

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but.
How much would that bullet go

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for on eBay?
Probably quite a bit.

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I mean, if you can sneak it out
of the evidence locker or

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whatever, right?
I mean, and how do you prove

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this is Trump’s blood on the
thing?

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I swear Like again, it’s Leo
Harvey Oswald’s hat.

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That’s my favorite King of the
Hill joke.

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How do I know it’s Lee Harvey
Oswald had?

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Okay, what colors does it come
in?

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At the Reagan Library, they have
the gun that Reagan was shot

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with.
They have the Dead Sea Scrolls

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at the Reagan Library.
I want to go.

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I want to go for that reason
too.

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I fuck with the Reagan Library.
I’ve been to a few exhibits

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there.
I don’t fuck with the Reagan

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Library half but the exhibits
half.

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I saw a joint Star Wars the
movie and Star Wars the Defense

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Initiative exhibit there, which
I feel like.

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I mean, sounds fascinating.
They did that only because the

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Star Wars Defense initiative
stuff was like 1 room.

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There wasn’t that much to it, so
they were just build the other

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rooms with other Star Wars I.
Feel like they never said

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anything about that.
Like they didn’t declassify

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enough to like, make a fucking
museum.

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Yeah.
They faked like 1 mid like mid

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ICBM getting shot down and
they’re like that’s all you need

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to know and there will never be
nuclear war.

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Again, I also went to the FBI
exhibit at the Reagan Library,

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which that was fun.
I mean, where else am I going to

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see the Beltway snipers?
Blue Caprice, you know?

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That’s pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah, I’m, I’m a crime

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guy.
So I was into that.

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All the history of the FBI
stuff, I was like, Oh well, this

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is a lie.
Like their plaque about how they

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are dedicated to upholding civil
rights.

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No, you’re not.
Not.

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Not really.
But even still, it’s it’s funny

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that it’s like that.
It’s the agency that killed

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Martin Luther King, but it’s
also like they get some bad guys

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sometimes.
Yeah, it was also funny.

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They had doors set up that look
like, you know what old timey

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office doors look like where
they would have that blast that

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was like, not, yeah, really
transparent with the fucking

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wires running through it.
And they had these doors set up

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for a bunch of different FBI
departments, and then one of

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them was the cybersecurity
department.

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It’s like, Oh yeah.
Is that what the old

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cybersecurity doors look like
back in the fucking 40s and 50s?

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Yeah, no shit.
But it’s fun.

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It’s fun.
That’s where I got the Bobby

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Kennedy assassination program.
Oh yeah, the weirdest thing

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ever.
The the program that came out

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the day after Bobby Kennedy was
assassinated that had all this

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information in it, like a
baseball commemorative playbook

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about the Dodgers 50th year.
You know what I mean?

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Like it had like the trajectory
of the bullet and where the

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impacts were all this crazy
shit.

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Yeah, I did a video about it, my
solo podcast in broad daylight.

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It’s exactly that.
It’s like a souvenir program

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from the Bobby Kennedy
assassination.

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That’s crazy.
It looks like some MK Ultra shit

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to me but.
It came out the day after like

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the assassination happened at
like what?

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Like 9:00 like.
Yeah, they were ready to go.

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Quick with it.
And there’s a section where it’s

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this write up about the Kennedy
family.

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And then it gets to the end and
there’s this picture that looks

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like a fucking wanted flyer that
just has Ted Kennedy.

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It has his picture.
And just in big black letters,

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it just says there’s one brother
left.

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And then this summer, there’s an
article about at the end, right

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after the there’s one brother
left, there’s an article about

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how fucked up it is that you can
still buy guns by mail, and that

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hopefully sometime someone this
year will take care of that.

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But for right now, it says
something to the effect of any

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budding lunatic who wants to
become the next Lee Harvey

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Oswald can still do it.
And it’s like, yeah, yeah,

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you’re.
Trying to get Ted Kennedy shot.

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Well, that’s just good
copywriting because as a budding

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lunatic, I feel inspired that I
could, maybe I could be a real

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life menace to society.
Yeah, at least someone believes

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in you.
It would have been funny if it

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also had like a clip out form to
buy a gun and.

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A coupon.
Yeah.

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All right, next conspiracy.
FEMA camps.

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This is timeless.
This is a conspiracy almost as

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old as me, but it just keeps
coming.

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Yeah, no matter what, like any
you can watch any presidential

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debate from like Richard Nixon
to president and like they will

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be talking about high, high
speed rail that no one ever

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builds like they there’s that’s
a constant ever since I was a

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kid.
I know.

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Yeah, sure.
It’ll never known it’ll ever

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make any, but we will talk about
it.

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And yeah, FEMA conspiracies are
like that.

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Sweet.
Every decade.

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You could tune into Alex Jones
talking about FEMA, I’m sure.

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Well, yeah, not just that, but I
always find it kind of charming

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when Democrats, at least of a
certain age, those who are old

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enough to have lived through
George W Bush, which that’s not

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that long ago.
We give right wingers so much

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shit for believing stuff like
FEMA camp conspiracies.

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But when Bush was in office, it
was Democrats who were like,

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yeah, George W Bush is going to
put us all in FEMA camps.

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It’s just such a consistent
rumor that comes up all the

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time.
And it’s a terrifying

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proposition being at the
Superdome and the government is

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in charge of where you eat and
shit you.

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Know.
Like that’s not good.

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I don’t want it.
That sounds bad.

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And it happens every time FEMA
shows up at a disaster of any

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sort and puts up housing of any
sort.

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People are like, shit goes to
the camps, camps are coming.

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And then round us up.
They are responding to a fucking

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hurricane.
You think they don’t want

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temporary housing down there?
Yeah, that’s like that’s the

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kind of place where the camp
would be advantageous.

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Yeah, put it right there in the
disaster zone.

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Perfect.
So yeah, that’s what these

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rumors popped up in response to
in 2024 was Hurricane Helene.

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What a Kunti name for a
Hurricane Helene.

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Yeah.
It’s like, it’s like, reminds me

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of my, my, my.
The worst English teacher I ever

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had.
Miss Rosine.

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Rosine.
Yeah, it’s an old lady ass.

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Her name was Dale.
Dale Rosine.

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I was a.
Man name?

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Yes.
Yes, yeah.

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Yeah, that’s strange.
And I would love to say anything

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nice about her, but it would be
impossible.

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Yeah, I can visualize her.
She seems so scary.

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And like, if she had a sister,
it’d be fucking Helene.

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Helene Rosine.
I could already make it the the

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villain of my series of
children’s books.

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Helene, Rosine.
So the first FEMA camp

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conspiracy, as it turns out,
actually predates the Internet,

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or at least the Internet as we
know it now.

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I know there’s been a version
around since the 70s.

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Stay out of the fucking
comments.

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No comment about it.
Tell me so I can read about it.

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Tell me all of what you know.
I mean, look it up, you know

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about it, Darpen.
What was it called?

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DARPENET and BBS boards all that
shit.

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There’s military thing at first
but definitely doesn’t monitor

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it now it just.
We had developed smiley

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technology back in the 50s.
Wow, emoticons back in the late

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40s.
Emoticons.

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So FEMA was, I don’t think I
knew this.

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It was started by Jimmy Carter,
our last president who tried,

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and that was in 1979 and two
years later a right wing

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newsletter called Posse.
Comitatus ran an article about

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how hardcore patriots are going
to be sent to FEMA camps, and

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it’s always that it’s either
patriots or extremists.

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Depending on who’s in office,
it’s patriots or extremists.

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If there’s a Democrat in office,
then it’s patriots who are going

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to go to FEMA camps.
And if it’s a right winger in

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office, then it’s.
So this conspiracy theory is

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just pretty much like they’re
coming for us.

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Yeah, they’re gonna get us.
Right.

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So it’s I, I’m kind of confused.
There’s a so like when there’s a

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forget it.
What?

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Like what is it?
What is it what you’re saying?

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So like, when Democrats are in
office, it’s like people who are

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like, patriotic and like love
the USA and hate change or

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whatever that they’re gonna
round up and put into camps.

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And then when it’s Republicans
that are in office, it’s

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extremists who are trying to
create change.

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They’re gonna round up and put
into camps, right?

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00:20:59,480 –> 00:21:01,560
Yeah, yeah.
OK, yeah, I’m a server city.

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It’s like when the Postal
Inspection Service started

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monitoring social media for
extremist language.

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When they sold that plan to the
government, they went to

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Democrats and were like, yeah,
and of course we’re going to use

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this to monitor right wingers
and hate speech.

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Democrats were like, cool.
And then they went to

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Republicans and we’re like, and
of course we’re going to use

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this to monitor extremists and
like Black Lives Matter and

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things.
So now the Postal Service is

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just watching everyone’s social
media on the behalf of both

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sides.
I hope the guy who reads the

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tweets all day is also has to
wear the shorts.

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He’s just for no reason.
He asked us.

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He’s like fuck antifa.
Antifa’s getting really active

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again this time of year, and
also I’m getting kind of cold.

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Still hate him.
He just walks past a dog in his

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regular life and it fucking
freaks out.

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Does anyone even still say
antifa?

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Is that still even a thing
people say?

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Oh yeah, you hear it, You hear
it.

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Really.
Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.
I’m running in the wrong circles

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to hear it.
I mean the last time I read it,

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it was or the last time I saw it
used.

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I was reading the investigation
into the January 6th riots.

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Like the FBI said Antifa was
going to be there and it’s like

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that doesn’t seem accurate.
They’re so goofy for that.

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Not a thing, God damn anyway.
They give shit up.

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So yeah, FEMA camps, we’re all
going to be in one.

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And it’s just it’s for and for
guys like me that actually are

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an Antifa, it makes a mockery of
what we spend our time.

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Everything you guys stand for,
damn.

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I know.
Do you remember the Antifa

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handbook that went around on the
Internet?

439
00:22:48,120 –> 00:22:52,040
It was so clearly fake.
When antifa is like a by

440
00:22:52,040 –> 00:22:54,360
definition decentralized thing
like.

441
00:22:55,960 –> 00:22:58,120
Yes.
To have a handbook would not.

442
00:22:58,240 –> 00:23:00,600
Yeah.
Like it, it had a coffee ring on

443
00:23:00,600 –> 00:23:03,600
it, like someone was, you know,
reading through it and the.

444
00:23:03,640 –> 00:23:08,440
Hopes in my Antifa disk while I
was doing official Antifa bit

445
00:23:08,480 –> 00:23:11,040
well, you know, in Antifa chain
of command, it’s really

446
00:23:11,040 –> 00:23:16,280
important.
All right, next conspiracy non

447
00:23:16,360 –> 00:23:18,800
citizen voters.
This is starting to be an

448
00:23:18,800 –> 00:23:21,680
Evergreen conspiracy too.
Yeah, this.

449
00:23:21,680 –> 00:23:25,880
And you’re right, this has been
a claim for I feel.

450
00:23:26,040 –> 00:23:30,200
Like since like McCain, I don’t
remember this really from before

451
00:23:30,200 –> 00:23:33,440
that, but I remember, I remember
since then.

452
00:23:33,600 –> 00:23:36,880
Yeah, ’cause he was like around
the same time as all the Tea

453
00:23:36,880 –> 00:23:39,800
Party shit.
Yeah, when he was running for

454
00:23:39,800 –> 00:23:42,800
president.
And I think it was that that

455
00:23:43,120 –> 00:23:46,880
really made this a thing.
But in 2024.

456
00:23:47,040 –> 00:23:51,600
And we did episode about this.
I think I did a solo episode.

457
00:23:51,800 –> 00:23:56,000
But the claim was that in swing
states, Democrats were

458
00:23:56,000 –> 00:24:02,240
registering non citizen voters
by the millions in some cases,

459
00:24:02,600 –> 00:24:06,280
or at least in the hundreds of
thousands so that they could

460
00:24:06,480 –> 00:24:09,640
swing the election for Kamala
Harris.

461
00:24:09,840 –> 00:24:13,480
And I don’t know, it’s just
weird that that didn’t work

462
00:24:15,360 –> 00:24:18,000
happened.
Well, it was too big to rig,

463
00:24:18,000 –> 00:24:20,000
Adam.
The non citizen voters thing.

464
00:24:20,000 –> 00:24:24,920
The first thing that really blew
my mind about this theory is it

465
00:24:24,920 –> 00:24:28,640
would be in places like Arizona.
They don’t let non citizens get

466
00:24:28,640 –> 00:24:31,640
away with shit.
In Arizona, yeah, it’s like the

467
00:24:31,640 –> 00:24:33,440
most racist state I’ve ever been
to.

468
00:24:33,960 –> 00:24:36,680
They had AI don’t they?
Might still, but they definitely

469
00:24:36,680 –> 00:24:40,520
used to have an actual show us
your papers law.

470
00:24:40,840 –> 00:24:42,280
Really.
Yeah.

471
00:24:42,920 –> 00:24:47,280
Horrible.
So I really don’t think that is

472
00:24:47,280 –> 00:24:50,680
the kind of state where they’re
just going to let non citizens

473
00:24:50,680 –> 00:24:53,680
register to vote and vote and
then count those votes.

474
00:24:53,840 –> 00:24:56,440
It’s dumb.
Weren’t they also saying that

475
00:24:56,440 –> 00:24:58,720
they were voting as dead people
like they were?

476
00:24:58,720 –> 00:25:01,960
Like using dead people’s votes.
Yeah, I think there is like a

477
00:25:01,960 –> 00:25:04,720
small amount of that that
happens like every election.

478
00:25:05,080 –> 00:25:07,760
Does that work?
It definitely happens.

479
00:25:08,080 –> 00:25:11,280
Usually it’s how I vote twice.
I can’t imagine the psychology

480
00:25:11,280 –> 00:25:15,240
behind being like a lone wolf
double voter.

481
00:25:15,280 –> 00:25:18,040
Like you’re like, oh, this one
act, I’m going to fucking swing

482
00:25:18,040 –> 00:25:20,040
things.
Yeah, let’s go.

483
00:25:20,080 –> 00:25:23,240
I have twice as much of A say.
Yeah, I can’t even imagine, like

484
00:25:23,400 –> 00:25:26,160
having someone in my life that
died and being like, you know

485
00:25:26,160 –> 00:25:27,640
what?
I’m going to use their vote.

486
00:25:28,000 –> 00:25:30,480
Like what?
That’s like buying a second

487
00:25:30,560 –> 00:25:33,040
lottery ticket.
In theory it improves your

488
00:25:33,040 –> 00:25:35,400
chances, but not really.
I would see.

489
00:25:35,400 –> 00:25:37,960
What I would do is I would, I
would take my my dead father’s

490
00:25:37,960 –> 00:25:40,880
identity and use it to not vote
just to spite him.

491
00:25:43,320 –> 00:25:45,040
Yeah, yeah.
My dad’s a Dick.

492
00:25:45,040 –> 00:25:48,720
He hasn’t voted since I was 17.
Yeah, like how long is the

493
00:25:48,720 –> 00:25:52,240
expiration in?
Like the dead people you can use

494
00:25:52,280 –> 00:25:54,320
even.
Like someone’s been dead for

495
00:25:54,320 –> 00:25:56,080
years and you try to vote as
them.

496
00:25:56,240 –> 00:25:57,960
Yeah, I don’t know.
I don’t know how.

497
00:25:57,960 –> 00:26:00,760
I don’t know how the dead.
Is there a dead people registry?

498
00:26:01,160 –> 00:26:02,840
Jen has too many questions about
this.

499
00:26:06,800 –> 00:26:09,680
You have to have ideas.
You don’t really have to show ID

500
00:26:09,680 –> 00:26:12,480
to vote.
So, I mean, I guess you could

501
00:26:12,480 –> 00:26:15,520
just go in and be like, I am
Helen Jones.

502
00:26:15,560 –> 00:26:18,040
I actually need like 50 mail in
vote.

503
00:26:18,200 –> 00:26:20,920
You just show up and you’re
like, yeah, that’s me.

504
00:26:20,920 –> 00:26:22,480
I’m 85 years old.
What of it?

505
00:26:22,760 –> 00:26:29,120
I’m Dexter Philbin.
I used to work a side job when I

506
00:26:29,120 –> 00:26:33,080
was in my 20s and living in
South Dakota at Target, but it

507
00:26:33,080 –> 00:26:35,800
was Target’s credit card
processing office.

508
00:26:36,080 –> 00:26:40,160
And that kind of reminds me of a
thing that would happen where

509
00:26:40,160 –> 00:26:43,880
you would get someone who was
clearly stealing a dead person

510
00:26:43,880 –> 00:26:47,480
or an old person’s identity
because the date of birth would

511
00:26:47,480 –> 00:26:51,280
be like 1925.
And then you call to verify this

512
00:26:51,280 –> 00:26:54,680
application and it’s clearly
someone in their 20s and the

513
00:26:54,960 –> 00:26:57,680
only thing you would have to ask
to trip them up.

514
00:26:57,840 –> 00:27:00,120
How old are you?
Not what’s your date of birth?

515
00:27:00,240 –> 00:27:03,560
Because they they’ve memorized
that, but in most cases they

516
00:27:03,560 –> 00:27:06,000
have not done the math to figure
out how.

517
00:27:06,440 –> 00:27:08,280
That.
Date of birth would make them

518
00:27:08,440 –> 00:27:12,040
and people boy irate.
You would ask that and that’s

519
00:27:12,040 –> 00:27:13,880
how you knew it’s fucking fraud.
Damn.

520
00:27:15,800 –> 00:27:18,040
But yeah, non citizen voters
that happens too.

521
00:27:18,240 –> 00:27:23,000
Not at nearly the the rate this
theory would have us believe.

522
00:27:23,000 –> 00:27:28,040
The Brennan Center for Justice
after the 2016 election found 30

523
00:27:28,200 –> 00:27:33,760
suspected cases of non citizen
voting, and that is out of 23.5

524
00:27:33,760 –> 00:27:38,560
million votes.
A Washington Post investigation

525
00:27:38,760 –> 00:27:43,040
uncovered 85 cases of non
citizen voting in the two

526
00:27:43,040 –> 00:27:50,080
decades between 2002 2023.
So just huge numbers of this

527
00:27:50,080 –> 00:27:54,400
yeah, happening huge.
Also, like undocumented people

528
00:27:54,520 –> 00:27:57,720
are not looking to go anywhere
that the government is.

529
00:27:58,080 –> 00:28:00,560
What the fuck?
There’s probably like more hours

530
00:28:00,560 –> 00:28:03,960
of Tucker Carlson about this
than there are like times that

531
00:28:03,960 –> 00:28:05,800
it happened in the last 20
years.

532
00:28:06,600 –> 00:28:09,600
Oh like definitely.
Oh so there’s such weird rules

533
00:28:09,600 –> 00:28:12,120
around voting.
Like I wore this shirt to vote

534
00:28:12,120 –> 00:28:16,800
that like had Democrat,
Republican and wet ass pussy as

535
00:28:17,040 –> 00:28:19,680
the options to vote.
And wet ass pussy was checked

536
00:28:19,680 –> 00:28:22,120
off.
And like somebody in the voting

537
00:28:22,120 –> 00:28:25,920
place was like, you know, you
could get a felony for wearing a

538
00:28:25,920 –> 00:28:27,720
shirt that’s influential of the
vote.

539
00:28:27,720 –> 00:28:30,280
And I was like, well, wet ass
pussy is not running for

540
00:28:30,280 –> 00:28:33,280
president.
So is it like influencing

541
00:28:33,280 –> 00:28:35,920
anything?
But that was a thing I did not

542
00:28:35,920 –> 00:28:38,280
like.
You can’t go vote wearing a

543
00:28:38,280 –> 00:28:40,760
Trump shirt.
I’m actually surprised they let

544
00:28:40,760 –> 00:28:44,800
you wear it like they normally
make people either like if

545
00:28:44,800 –> 00:28:46,600
you’re wearing something like
that, you have to like turn it

546
00:28:46,600 –> 00:28:49,320
inside out or like kind.
Of like high school gym rules

547
00:28:49,320 –> 00:28:52,160
like you got to put on some PE
clothes for the rest of the day

548
00:28:52,200 –> 00:28:54,200
because.
Yeah, it’s called electioneering

549
00:28:54,480 –> 00:28:57,360
and it and it is the thing.
God that made me want to never

550
00:28:57,360 –> 00:28:58,760
vote again.
That’s the dumbest shit in the

551
00:28:58,760 –> 00:29:00,880
world.
Wet ass pussy was not running.

552
00:29:01,040 –> 00:29:08,240
Then how come I voted for it?
Feel like I wasted my vote now

553
00:29:08,240 –> 00:29:11,600
God damn it.
I voted for Robert F Kennedy

554
00:29:11,760 –> 00:29:14,680
Senior.
No, I didn’t.

555
00:29:14,680 –> 00:29:17,400
I voted for Marianne Williamson.
How many people are wearing

556
00:29:17,400 –> 00:29:19,520
Trump shirts to vote?
I feel like that has to be like

557
00:29:19,520 –> 00:29:22,120
all of them.
I mean, you’d be surprised a lot

558
00:29:22,120 –> 00:29:24,880
of people are familiar with.
Yeah, people know.

559
00:29:24,880 –> 00:29:25,680
Like it’s.
A thing.

560
00:29:25,960 –> 00:29:27,920
Most people accept this law,
Jen.

561
00:29:28,520 –> 00:29:31,120
I don’t, I think it’s dumb and I
hate it.

562
00:29:31,400 –> 00:29:33,560
Yeah, it’s, I mean, I don’t
know, it’s like if if I was

563
00:29:33,600 –> 00:29:36,200
making up a list of laws, would
it be in my first priority?

564
00:29:36,200 –> 00:29:37,840
But like, would I necessarily
get rid of it?

565
00:29:37,840 –> 00:29:39,040
I’m not, I don’t know, not
really.

566
00:29:39,040 –> 00:29:44,280
Like we, we definitely don’t
need to make a polling place any

567
00:29:44,280 –> 00:29:48,240
more fucking political, right.
You know, people could get shit,

568
00:29:48,240 –> 00:29:50,600
could get heated, you know, if
someone sees the wrong kind of

569
00:29:50,600 –> 00:29:52,680
T-shirt.
Yeah, no, definitely.

570
00:29:52,840 –> 00:29:55,240
I just don’t think that my shirt
applied at all.

571
00:29:55,320 –> 00:29:57,480
Yeah, well, I don’t think anyone
was thinking about a white ass

572
00:29:57,480 –> 00:29:58,920
pussy shirt when they made the
law.

573
00:29:58,920 –> 00:30:02,560
But unfortunately it’s like if
we’re going to ban the guy with

574
00:30:02,560 –> 00:30:06,520
the lynched Obama, we have to
ban the wet ass pussy shirts.

575
00:30:06,720 –> 00:30:09,560
Then why is it called the wet
ass pussy law Connor?

576
00:30:09,800 –> 00:30:12,920
Yeah, damn.
I forgot about the AWAPL.

577
00:30:15,160 –> 00:30:17,400
They they work with the ACLU
sometimes.

578
00:30:17,680 –> 00:30:22,000
So, yeah, also, I don’t know if
people know this, but Kamala

579
00:30:22,000 –> 00:30:24,360
Harris lost, so the so it.
Did.

580
00:30:24,960 –> 00:30:27,440
Yeah, it didn’t work.
Yeah, I think this that’s that’s

581
00:30:27,440 –> 00:30:31,000
really the it’s a hallmark of
debunking a conspiracy.

582
00:30:31,160 –> 00:30:34,000
I don’t agree that it
immediately discounts something,

583
00:30:34,000 –> 00:30:36,480
just if it didn’t work.
Like it can still happen and

584
00:30:36,480 –> 00:30:42,880
have failed, but this would have
failed on such an epic scale so

585
00:30:42,880 –> 00:30:45,400
as to suggest it did not happen
at all.

586
00:30:45,520 –> 00:30:48,040
Some of the greatest conspiracy
theories of all time failed,

587
00:30:48,240 –> 00:30:50,840
like Operation Acoustic Kitty.
Remember that one?

588
00:30:52,040 –> 00:30:55,200
That’s the bomb cats, right?
And that’s the one where the CIA

589
00:30:55,200 –> 00:30:57,640
spent like months figuring out
how to implant a recording

590
00:30:57,640 –> 00:31:00,280
device inside a cat.
And then they left the cat

591
00:31:00,280 –> 00:31:02,920
outside the Kremlin, hoping that
someone would think the cat was

592
00:31:02,920 –> 00:31:05,240
cuted and take it inside.
And it would serve as like a

593
00:31:05,320 –> 00:31:07,960
like a secret recording device
with the little thing inside the

594
00:31:07,960 –> 00:31:10,880
cat.
But it just got hit by a taxi on

595
00:31:10,880 –> 00:31:14,760
its way to walk over to the
Kremlin fucking immediately.

596
00:31:15,080 –> 00:31:16,600
As soon as they let it out of
the car just.

597
00:31:17,520 –> 00:31:20,080
Me Oh cute it in.
After after this poor cat got

598
00:31:20,080 –> 00:31:22,560
cut open and put a tape recorder
in his tummy.

599
00:31:22,720 –> 00:31:27,080
Yeah, Did it get hit by that car
unwillingly or was it protesting

600
00:31:27,080 –> 00:31:28,560
capitalism?
When?

601
00:31:28,640 –> 00:31:31,600
You know, I think he might have
been under the influence of

602
00:31:31,600 –> 00:31:37,200
Chairman Meow.
Oh, we do good work here, all

603
00:31:37,200 –> 00:31:38,920
right.
Sometimes, yeah.

604
00:31:39,640 –> 00:31:43,200
Next conspiracy.
This ties into the last one.

605
00:31:43,200 –> 00:31:46,600
And now we’re back to the Dems.
Believe in it.

606
00:31:48,680 –> 00:31:51,600
Whoa, got em.
Got em fucking roasted.

607
00:31:51,720 –> 00:31:55,720
Bat bat, bat bat.
The missing 15 million votes.

608
00:31:55,880 –> 00:32:02,760
This was such a thing in the
days after the election and both

609
00:32:02,760 –> 00:32:07,240
sides seized on it and used it
as proof of something that

610
00:32:07,240 –> 00:32:11,120
didn’t actually happen.
On the Democrat side, the

611
00:32:11,120 –> 00:32:16,360
argument was how could there be
15,000,000 fewer votes for

612
00:32:16,360 –> 00:32:20,040
Kamala Harris in 2024 than in
2020?

613
00:32:20,040 –> 00:32:22,760
With an election like this, an
election this fucking

614
00:32:22,760 –> 00:32:26,400
consequential, that is clearly
evidence of fraud.

615
00:32:26,520 –> 00:32:30,520
Meanwhile on the Republican
side, they were like, holy shit,

616
00:32:30,680 –> 00:32:33,400
look how much of A landslide
Trump won by.

617
00:32:33,560 –> 00:32:37,920
This is a mandate that he is
expected to carry out.

618
00:32:37,920 –> 00:32:40,040
All of his policies is what
America wants.

619
00:32:40,240 –> 00:32:43,640
Overwhelming victory.
And in both cases, all of the

620
00:32:43,640 –> 00:32:46,360
votes hadn’t been counted yet.
That’s all it was.

621
00:32:46,560 –> 00:32:50,800
There were just still votes left
to be counted.

622
00:32:50,920 –> 00:32:55,320
Just not enough that it was
going to sway things in Kamala

623
00:32:55,320 –> 00:32:59,040
Harris’s direction.
So the morning after the

624
00:32:59,040 –> 00:33:03,200
election, yes, she was down like
15 million votes.

625
00:33:03,400 –> 00:33:05,600
So the morning after, she had 60
million votes.

626
00:33:05,800 –> 00:33:11,280
By the morning of November 13th,
she had 72.4 million votes.

627
00:33:11,440 –> 00:33:15,920
As of right now, The Associated
Press has the vote totals

628
00:33:16,200 –> 00:33:20,840
75,000,000 for Harris, 77
million for Trump.

629
00:33:20,960 –> 00:33:27,200
So she got 48.4%, he got 49.9%.
So it wasn’t fraud and it wasn’t

630
00:33:27,200 –> 00:33:29,280
a fucking mandate.
It was just a regular ass

631
00:33:29,280 –> 00:33:32,760
election and people got in their
feelings on social media

632
00:33:32,760 –> 00:33:36,080
immediately and just ran with a
fucking lie.

633
00:33:36,280 –> 00:33:39,320
And I think they really
discounted the, well, the voting

634
00:33:39,320 –> 00:33:44,720
bloc of Gary Johnson to Hillary
Clinton to Kanye West, Sumerian

635
00:33:44,720 –> 00:33:48,360
Williamson, voters who felt
really kind of disillusioned by

636
00:33:48,360 –> 00:33:50,600
a lot of the stuff going on with
politics.

637
00:33:50,600 –> 00:33:53,640
So, you know, those people
sitting it out, I think that’s

638
00:33:53,640 –> 00:33:55,160
your other percent and a half
right there.

639
00:33:55,720 –> 00:33:59,560
I always thought that was going
to account for Harris losing

640
00:33:59,560 –> 00:34:02,680
more than anything.
Is what just people not wanting

641
00:34:02,680 –> 00:34:05,080
to vote for her?
Yeah, people not wanting to vote

642
00:34:05,080 –> 00:34:07,040
at all.
Yeah, I think the way these

643
00:34:07,040 –> 00:34:10,639
numbers played out, I think it
probably is that I don’t think

644
00:34:10,639 –> 00:34:16,719
anyone in the lame stream media
wants to say it, but I do think

645
00:34:16,840 –> 00:34:21,800
the Biden administration’s
response to Gaza probably

646
00:34:21,800 –> 00:34:24,719
fucking cost them this election.
I couldn’t believe how many

647
00:34:24,719 –> 00:34:28,080
women I saw going like, I want
to vote for Kamala.

648
00:34:28,080 –> 00:34:32,840
But yeah, with like a whole ass
abortion that you’re like

649
00:34:32,840 –> 00:34:35,639
hanging in the balance.
You’re still like she sucks so

650
00:34:35,639 –> 00:34:38,120
bad.
And that’s the thing, like I,

651
00:34:38,440 –> 00:34:41,960
like I said way before the
election, I couldn’t really

652
00:34:41,960 –> 00:34:45,639
fault anyone for going either
direction.

653
00:34:46,080 –> 00:34:48,080
I get it.
They’re supporting the fucking

654
00:34:48,080 –> 00:34:51,520
genocide, you know.
Yeah, and at a certain point,

655
00:34:51,520 –> 00:34:55,159
what’s, what’s a substantive
protest anymore, you know, it’s

656
00:34:55,159 –> 00:34:56,440
like.
Nothing.

657
00:34:56,719 –> 00:34:59,280
Yeah.
So yeah, I don’t know.

658
00:34:59,560 –> 00:35:02,640
Whatever the case, she didn’t
lose 15,000,000 fucking votes,

659
00:35:02,760 –> 00:35:04,640
that’s for sure.
And this election was.

660
00:35:04,880 –> 00:35:09,560
Just impatient.
It was way, way, way closer than

661
00:35:09,680 –> 00:35:12,160
people made it out to be.
They were just.

662
00:35:12,200 –> 00:35:14,640
Well, and it’s like, and we
always know it takes a fucking

663
00:35:14,640 –> 00:35:17,640
two months to count California.
Yeah, you know, and we do.

664
00:35:17,640 –> 00:35:20,560
We do this every time.
And it was a lot of the votes

665
00:35:20,560 –> 00:35:23,120
were California that were
outstanding.

666
00:35:23,120 –> 00:35:26,400
So that’s why because.
That’s where all the immigrants

667
00:35:26,520 –> 00:35:29,080
are.
Yeah, because all the non

668
00:35:29,080 –> 00:35:30,880
citizens in California were
voting.

669
00:35:30,880 –> 00:35:34,040
Duh.
All 85 of them.

670
00:35:34,240 –> 00:35:38,160
Remember how many non citizen
voters you guys saw at your

671
00:35:38,160 –> 00:35:40,080
polling place?
Oh yeah, yeah.

672
00:35:40,280 –> 00:35:42,120
And also that’s.
The first thing I asked, Yeah.

673
00:35:42,360 –> 00:35:45,160
And then I also didn’t think it
was cool that they were being

674
00:35:45,160 –> 00:35:48,400
paid less than minimum wage to
work there at the same time.

675
00:35:48,400 –> 00:35:51,000
Oh, I didn’t know.
That I thought that was like one

676
00:35:51,000 –> 00:35:53,240
of the last good jobs.
You could be a polling place

677
00:35:53,240 –> 00:35:54,920
worker for two days.
I was.

678
00:35:54,920 –> 00:35:59,800
Joking that that was an illegal
immigration joke.

679
00:35:59,800 –> 00:36:00,760
You know what I think we should
do?

680
00:36:00,760 –> 00:36:04,520
We should make inmates like make
the they make the prison inmates

681
00:36:04,520 –> 00:36:06,680
that we do pay minimum wage like
you’re talking about.

682
00:36:06,920 –> 00:36:09,680
We make them the polling place
workers so that it kind of

683
00:36:09,680 –> 00:36:12,600
scares people into acting
straight flying, right?

684
00:36:13,000 –> 00:36:15,760
If there’s a guy with a couple
of neck tattoos policing whether

685
00:36:15,760 –> 00:36:17,760
how long you’re taking at the
touch screen, you’re going to

686
00:36:17,760 –> 00:36:19,880
fucking figure out who you’re
voting for pretty quick, you

687
00:36:19,880 –> 00:36:21,560
know?
Yeah, I do like that.

688
00:36:21,720 –> 00:36:24,280
Yeah, Better than having them
fight fires like we do here.

689
00:36:24,760 –> 00:36:26,840
Waste of time.
They’re loving it though.

690
00:36:27,120 –> 00:36:29,320
I mean, I’d probably rather be
outside for sure.

691
00:36:29,440 –> 00:36:32,560
Yeah, that’s what everyone’s
saying, like interviewing them.

692
00:36:32,600 –> 00:36:35,320
They’re like, yeah, I’d rather
just like have a purpose and be

693
00:36:35,320 –> 00:36:37,280
outside.
People bring us food.

694
00:36:37,280 –> 00:36:39,440
It’s chill.
Yeah, that makes sense.

695
00:36:39,640 –> 00:36:41,920
Still can they can’t even get
any firefighter pussy.

696
00:36:43,360 –> 00:36:45,720
Have to get some conjugal
firefighter pussy.

697
00:36:45,760 –> 00:36:47,600
It’s a.
Lucrative market, especially if

698
00:36:47,600 –> 00:36:49,000
you get in one of them
calendars.

699
00:36:49,480 –> 00:36:51,760
Oh, that’s.
Good placement can do a lot for

700
00:36:51,760 –> 00:36:53,120
you, yeah.
It’s unlimited.

701
00:36:53,120 –> 00:36:55,880
Prisoner Fireman calendar.
Called it trim.

702
00:36:57,400 –> 00:37:01,600
All right, this next 100% true.
Democrats control the weather,

703
00:37:01,800 –> 00:37:03,280
obviously.
Oh, duh.

704
00:37:03,640 –> 00:37:06,040
Yep.
That’s why my father’s house is

705
00:37:06,040 –> 00:37:12,720
always exactly 76°.
So this is more Hurricane Helene

706
00:37:13,000 –> 00:37:16,920
stuff.
In a bunch of social media

707
00:37:16,920 –> 00:37:21,400
posts, Marjorie Taylor Green
seemed to at least imply that

708
00:37:21,400 –> 00:37:26,440
Democrats control the weather.
This is her one of her tweets.

709
00:37:26,600 –> 00:37:29,760
Yes, they control the weather.
It’s ridiculous for anyone to

710
00:37:29,760 –> 00:37:32,480
lie and say it can’t be done.
End Quote.

711
00:37:32,680 –> 00:37:35,440
Wow.
Here’s the thing.

712
00:37:35,600 –> 00:37:40,200
I have said a bunch of times on
this podcast that the idea of

713
00:37:40,200 –> 00:37:45,200
being able to manipulate weather
in some way is not only not

714
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:48,280
crazy, but it happens.
There’s a thing called cloud

715
00:37:48,280 –> 00:37:51,680
seeding, which I think it’s kind
of up in the air about how well

716
00:37:51,680 –> 00:37:56,400
it works, but it’s a means of
making it rain, so to speak.

717
00:37:56,600 –> 00:38:00,240
If you have the right
conditions, you can do it.

718
00:38:00,240 –> 00:38:02,960
But yeah, it’s, it works fairly
reliably.

719
00:38:02,960 –> 00:38:06,520
And like, you know, people use
it literally in agriculture

720
00:38:06,520 –> 00:38:08,360
where they’re trying to fucking
get their shit watered.

721
00:38:08,960 –> 00:38:13,080
Yeah, it’s also kind of how the
events in the hit film

722
00:38:13,080 –> 00:38:16,600
Snowpiercer started, so there’s
also that.

723
00:38:16,680 –> 00:38:18,240
Documentary that hasn’t happened
yet.

724
00:38:18,240 –> 00:38:20,240
Snowpiercer.
And if yeah, it’s real.

725
00:38:20,520 –> 00:38:25,520
The, and we’ve done an episode
about HAARP, which that was a

726
00:38:25,840 –> 00:38:29,200
device.
I mean it’s still out there, but

727
00:38:29,320 –> 00:38:33,040
there were a lot of arguments
that the patent that that was

728
00:38:33,040 –> 00:38:36,040
based on or a patent that was
very similar to it.

729
00:38:36,160 –> 00:38:41,640
If it worked as described, you
would be able to like manipulate

730
00:38:41,640 –> 00:38:45,960
weather with it in some way.
But we never, I mean it was

731
00:38:45,960 –> 00:38:48,120
obviously never confirmed.
The government doesn’t just,

732
00:38:48,120 –> 00:38:51,480
like, build new weapons and then
fire off an Amber Alert to let

733
00:38:51,480 –> 00:38:54,560
us know that they have them.
Hey, Connor and Adam with Just

734
00:38:54,560 –> 00:38:59,400
in Time, if you’re in that show.
So yeah, all of that, I accept

735
00:38:59,480 –> 00:39:02,520
all of that, that I have also
said, yeah, maybe it might be

736
00:39:02,520 –> 00:39:05,800
possible, but I highly, highly
doubt that.

737
00:39:05,800 –> 00:39:09,880
Whatever form that takes, I
don’t think it’s like one of

738
00:39:09,880 –> 00:39:13,720
those drone pilot soldiers just
sitting in a room with a fucking

739
00:39:13,720 –> 00:39:17,920
Xbox controller driving a
hurricane to South Carolina.

740
00:39:18,240 –> 00:39:22,640
That would be such an
impractical deployment of this.

741
00:39:22,920 –> 00:39:25,440
It’s like, why would we make a
heart attack gun and then use it

742
00:39:25,440 –> 00:39:29,240
to kill our president?
You know, like yeah, I guess we

743
00:39:29,240 –> 00:39:31,280
could have a reason to kill the
our own president, but it’s

744
00:39:31,280 –> 00:39:33,680
like, why would we be damaging
our own infrastructure with our

745
00:39:33,680 –> 00:39:36,560
ability to destroy the weather?
Like wouldn’t we steer the

746
00:39:36,560 –> 00:39:40,520
fucking hurricanes towards Cuba?
Is it some hilarious rig like?

747
00:39:40,680 –> 00:39:45,240
And I don’t think we would
deploy it for Hardison reasons.

748
00:39:45,440 –> 00:39:49,840
I highly doubt the government
would launch a fucking hurricane

749
00:39:49,840 –> 00:39:53,160
just to get South Carolina’s 9
electoral votes.

750
00:39:53,160 –> 00:39:58,880
It’s a very small state, there’s
not much to be had there.

751
00:39:58,880 –> 00:40:00,760
There was just a fucking
hurricane.

752
00:40:00,920 –> 00:40:03,440
And you don’t, you don’t want to
give one side the power of the

753
00:40:03,440 –> 00:40:05,200
weather.
The game with politics is you

754
00:40:05,200 –> 00:40:08,720
want both sides to be exactly
50%, so when nobody’s happy at

755
00:40:08,720 –> 00:40:10,640
all.
Yeah, exactly.

756
00:40:10,760 –> 00:40:15,680
And the idea that this would
have happened to keep people

757
00:40:15,680 –> 00:40:19,160
from voting, well then why did
it happen like a month before

758
00:40:19,160 –> 00:40:21,080
the election?
Why wouldn’t it happen like the

759
00:40:21,080 –> 00:40:23,640
day of the election that.
Seems.

760
00:40:23,760 –> 00:40:27,320
Like a better course of action.
You could drive one of these

761
00:40:27,320 –> 00:40:31,360
things through fucking Florida
on Election Day or get creative

762
00:40:31,360 –> 00:40:33,400
with it.
Send it to fucking Pennsylvania.

763
00:40:34,840 –> 00:40:38,200
Landlocked hurricane.
I feel like the hurricane is

764
00:40:38,200 –> 00:40:41,560
kind of the machine gun or the
grenade of the weather weaponry

765
00:40:41,560 –> 00:40:44,440
world.
I would prefer more of a tornado

766
00:40:44,440 –> 00:40:48,360
sniper kind of approach where
it’s like, oh, he’s he’s picking

767
00:40:48,360 –> 00:40:50,280
up ground in some precincts in
Georgia.

768
00:40:50,280 –> 00:40:52,600
Oh, I know, I know which
precincts fall which.

769
00:40:53,240 –> 00:40:56,280
Fingers to that tornadoes would
be very fucking terrifying.

770
00:40:56,800 –> 00:41:00,200
That’s an excellent point.
I feel like a tornado would if

771
00:41:00,200 –> 00:41:03,600
there was some version of all
right, let’s make a tornado and

772
00:41:03,600 –> 00:41:06,560
drive this motherfucker to kill
our enemies.

773
00:41:06,760 –> 00:41:09,320
The tornado’s going to be way
easier to control and more

774
00:41:09,320 –> 00:41:11,120
precise.
Isn’t that what the Wizard of Oz

775
00:41:11,120 –> 00:41:12,480
is about?
I think so, yeah.

776
00:41:12,480 –> 00:41:15,920
It’s about the government
suppressing dissent with weather

777
00:41:15,920 –> 00:41:17,320
weapons.
Yeah, killing the Wicked Witch

778
00:41:17,320 –> 00:41:19,520
of the West.
It’s all making sense now, yeah.

779
00:41:19,880 –> 00:41:23,160
Well, you know what she
represents, man Netanyahu.

780
00:41:25,400 –> 00:41:28,120
Oh, Speaking of the Wizard of
Oz, has anyone ever done the

781
00:41:28,120 –> 00:41:32,560
dark side of the Oz thing?
No, yeah, I have done like a

782
00:41:32,560 –> 00:41:35,720
part of it, yeah.
But I’ve done, I’ve done Scooby

783
00:41:35,720 –> 00:41:39,960
Woo, where you set up Wu Tang,
any Wu Tang album to anything

784
00:41:39,960 –> 00:41:41,880
Scooby-doo and it syncs up
perfectly.

785
00:41:44,120 –> 00:41:45,200
I do like that.
What?

786
00:41:45,640 –> 00:41:47,360
Well, no, I’ll try that, but
yeah.

787
00:41:47,840 –> 00:41:51,520
You should try it, it will work.
Definitely gonna try that, OK.

788
00:41:52,000 –> 00:41:54,600
But Adam, you’ve done it.
You’ve done the the real 1.

789
00:41:54,800 –> 00:41:59,320
Yeah, I mean it’s neat, the
movie and the album and not the

790
00:41:59,320 –> 00:42:02,560
same length, so.
Did you guys do drugs to do it

791
00:42:02,560 –> 00:42:06,040
or did you just do it loose?
I do drugs to do everything.

792
00:42:06,200 –> 00:42:07,680
No, but like drugs.
Drugs.

793
00:42:07,960 –> 00:42:10,200
Oh yeah, we took acid for sure.
OK, OK, OK.

794
00:42:10,480 –> 00:42:13,600
Not daily drugs.
Background drugs.

795
00:42:13,840 –> 00:42:15,320
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

796
00:42:16,520 –> 00:42:20,760
So, yeah, And it’s also worth
pointing out that again, in

797
00:42:20,760 –> 00:42:24,280
South Carolina, Trump fucking
curb stomped Kamala Harris.

798
00:42:24,280 –> 00:42:26,880
He won by so goddamn much in
that state.

799
00:42:27,000 –> 00:42:30,480
So this was a thing.
It did not work.

800
00:42:30,480 –> 00:42:33,920
Once again, go figure.
You think sending a hurricane to

801
00:42:33,920 –> 00:42:37,640
one of the smaller states in the
nation would be just the thing

802
00:42:37,640 –> 00:42:39,840
that would sway an election for
Democrats?

803
00:42:40,000 –> 00:42:43,640
Crazy.
All right, last conspiracy, the

804
00:42:43,640 –> 00:42:46,200
New Jersey drones.
Let’s talk about them.

805
00:42:46,440 –> 00:42:48,160
My favorite minor league hockey
team.

806
00:42:50,560 –> 00:42:53,120
And I know there were other
conspiracies this year.

807
00:42:53,240 –> 00:42:56,600
Feel free to sound off in the
comments about what we left out.

808
00:42:56,840 –> 00:42:59,880
Make sure you’re really rude
about it, call us assholes and

809
00:42:59,880 –> 00:43:02,720
fuck faces for forgetting your
favorite thing.

810
00:43:02,880 –> 00:43:05,640
We know how you do Internet.
The New Jersey drones.

811
00:43:05,680 –> 00:43:10,360
This was America at its most
trusting and gullible.

812
00:43:10,560 –> 00:43:16,160
And I hated it so much because
the media, I think, I mean, I

813
00:43:16,160 –> 00:43:20,040
don’t think the media just like
went to the military and was

814
00:43:20,040 –> 00:43:23,560
like, hey, are these drones you
in the military was like, no.

815
00:43:23,760 –> 00:43:26,640
And from there, no one else ever
questioned it again.

816
00:43:26,800 –> 00:43:29,880
They were like, well, we asked
the government and they said

817
00:43:29,880 –> 00:43:33,000
it’s not them so.
These totally alien drone, yeah.

818
00:43:33,680 –> 00:43:36,960
And it’s like, do people not
remember the Chinese spy

819
00:43:36,960 –> 00:43:39,280
balloon?
We could not shoot that thing

820
00:43:39,280 –> 00:43:43,800
out of the sky fast enough.
Like we were psyched to shoot

821
00:43:43,800 –> 00:43:46,480
that fucking thing down.
Yeah, right.

822
00:43:46,680 –> 00:43:48,480
And meanwhile, we have a great.
Point.

823
00:43:48,680 –> 00:43:53,360
Leaked of drones covering an
entire state crossing off into

824
00:43:53,360 –> 00:43:57,320
other states just all over the
goddamn place and one the

825
00:43:57,320 –> 00:43:59,560
government’s like it’s nothing,
don’t worry about it.

826
00:43:59,720 –> 00:44:03,880
We got more drones than the Ben
Stein impersonator contest.

827
00:44:05,600 –> 00:44:10,160
It’s one of my worst.
People will get it eventually.

828
00:44:10,160 –> 00:44:12,200
It’ll like people will I.
Get it?

829
00:44:12,320 –> 00:44:14,880
It’ll be like.
Because the way Ben Stein talks.

830
00:44:15,440 –> 00:44:16,680
Yeah.
Drones.

831
00:44:17,240 –> 00:44:19,440
Drones droning.
Let’s just cut it out.

832
00:44:21,080 –> 00:44:25,840
No, now it needs to stay.
And I did an episode of my solo

833
00:44:25,840 –> 00:44:31,200
podcast about this also.
Just like the things people are

834
00:44:31,200 –> 00:44:34,200
ignoring when they say, well,
yeah, we asked the government,

835
00:44:34,200 –> 00:44:37,720
they said it’s not them.
For one, the first place these

836
00:44:37,720 –> 00:44:42,320
drones were spotted is literally
a military installation in New

837
00:44:42,320 –> 00:44:45,040
Jersey.
Installation is such a funny way

838
00:44:45,040 –> 00:44:48,360
to describe like it’s an art
installation but the military.

839
00:44:48,760 –> 00:44:52,200
Yes.
They’re just it’s a military,

840
00:44:52,200 –> 00:44:57,880
just like on display.
This place where these drones

841
00:44:57,880 –> 00:45:00,080
were first spotted, It’s called
the Picatinny Arsenal.

842
00:45:00,400 –> 00:45:03,640
And I feel like people hear that
name and are just going to

843
00:45:03,640 –> 00:45:06,760
assume, oh, so that’s where we
like store a bunch of weapons.

844
00:45:06,920 –> 00:45:09,360
Well, it just also sounds like a
really, really small arsenal.

845
00:45:10,560 –> 00:45:13,240
Yeah.
The Picatinny Arsenal can you

846
00:45:13,240 –> 00:45:15,360
take me to a real 1?
Yeah, it sounds so

847
00:45:15,360 –> 00:45:18,000
inconsequential.
It’s fucking Picatinny Arsenal.

848
00:45:18,320 –> 00:45:21,360
Call this an arsenal, but it’s
not just that.

849
00:45:21,520 –> 00:45:24,880
I’m sure we do store some
weapons there, but that is where

850
00:45:24,880 –> 00:45:29,880
the Army’s experimental weapons
development lab is at.

851
00:45:30,000 –> 00:45:33,880
It’s at Picatinny Arsenal.
It’s the lab where they created

852
00:45:33,880 –> 00:45:36,280
the Patriot missile for the
first Gulf War.

853
00:45:36,360 –> 00:45:41,040
They for the second Gulf War
made a literal robot machine

854
00:45:41,040 –> 00:45:43,240
gun.
It just, it’s a robot that you

855
00:45:43,240 –> 00:45:46,280
can send out on the battlefield
and it’s equipped with a machine

856
00:45:46,280 –> 00:45:49,200
gun so it can shoot.
You know, you can send it out

857
00:45:49,200 –> 00:45:51,800
there guilt free.
Unless that robots become

858
00:45:51,800 –> 00:45:54,920
sentient at some point, then
that’s a different discussion.

859
00:45:55,040 –> 00:45:59,160
But after you’ve created a robot
machine gun, where do you go

860
00:45:59,160 –> 00:46:00,920
next?
Put that fucking thing in a

861
00:46:00,920 –> 00:46:03,480
drone.
Now we got flying machine guns,

862
00:46:03,480 –> 00:46:07,360
which we’ve already had those
drones have been outfitted with.

863
00:46:07,880 –> 00:46:11,000
Weapons already, and the guys in
the drones are like machine

864
00:46:11,000 –> 00:46:12,720
guns.
These fucking jerks don’t even

865
00:46:12,720 –> 00:46:13,800
know about the lasers.
Yeah.

866
00:46:15,000 –> 00:46:19,800
And so they’re spotted above
where the army makes their

867
00:46:19,800 –> 00:46:22,240
experimental weapons.
There’s that.

868
00:46:22,400 –> 00:46:25,800
I don’t know how this isn’t the
fucking nail in the coffin for

869
00:46:25,800 –> 00:46:27,480
the idea that this isn’t the
government.

870
00:46:27,600 –> 00:46:31,560
These drone sightings started
like mid-october and at the

871
00:46:31,560 –> 00:46:35,680
point I did that solo episode
about them, they had happened

872
00:46:35,720 –> 00:46:38,960
every day since then except
Thanksgiving.

873
00:46:40,160 –> 00:46:42,360
So it’s like they had the day
off for some reason.

874
00:46:42,360 –> 00:46:45,520
Usually patriotic aliens, Yeah,
Well, better, yeah.

875
00:46:45,520 –> 00:46:47,800
They’re into, you know, are
antiquated.

876
00:46:47,800 –> 00:46:50,320
Colonialism.
They love colonialism, Yeah.

877
00:46:50,680 –> 00:46:53,040
Yeah.
Yeah, these completely

878
00:46:53,080 –> 00:46:56,560
unexplainable drones take a
government holiday.

879
00:46:56,720 –> 00:47:00,080
OK, that I guess.
I guess that makes perfect.

880
00:47:00,240 –> 00:47:03,760
And the drones were spotted in a
Raising Cane’s drive through.

881
00:47:05,040 –> 00:47:07,760
There were also orbs that were
happening that people were

882
00:47:07,760 –> 00:47:11,360
seeing all over the country
during the drones, and people

883
00:47:11,360 –> 00:47:14,040
were thinking that the drones
were the government being

884
00:47:14,040 –> 00:47:17,840
distracting from the orbs, that
nobody knew what the fuck they

885
00:47:17,840 –> 00:47:18,880
were.
Did you guys hear about the

886
00:47:18,880 –> 00:47:20,960
orbs?
I did not, but that wouldn’t

887
00:47:21,160 –> 00:47:24,120
surprise me one bit.
And here’s the thing, those orbs

888
00:47:24,400 –> 00:47:27,120
also the government, that’s that
would also be the military,

889
00:47:27,120 –> 00:47:30,160
100%.
What about the spheres?

890
00:47:30,320 –> 00:47:33,400
Those are real.
The orbs are the government, the

891
00:47:33,400 –> 00:47:35,120
drones are the counter
government.

892
00:47:35,120 –> 00:47:38,880
But the spheres, man, those are.
That’s the fucking essence of

893
00:47:38,880 –> 00:47:41,480
life, man.
Yeah, everyone knows that.

894
00:47:41,880 –> 00:47:45,240
I looked up Picatinny and it’s
an Algonquian word that means

895
00:47:45,240 –> 00:47:49,120
calm water in the hill next to
it and Algonquian is basically

896
00:47:49,680 –> 00:47:52,360
Cherokee tribes that are.
All.

897
00:47:52,840 –> 00:47:56,720
They just like because I found
that most military bases, most

898
00:47:56,720 –> 00:48:00,680
military bases in the United
States are named after the

899
00:48:00,680 –> 00:48:04,080
native land they stole it from.
Kind of like it’s disrespectful

900
00:48:04,080 –> 00:48:06,240
and it’s sort of like a flex and
be like, yeah, we’ll take your

901
00:48:06,240 –> 00:48:07,560
name too.
Totally.

902
00:48:07,560 –> 00:48:10,720
It’s like such a dunk mean
bullshit thing to do.

903
00:48:10,880 –> 00:48:14,400
Let me just find it quick so I
don’t misquote it, but it’s

904
00:48:14,400 –> 00:48:18,120
interesting that it’s got such a
peaceful name because on the

905
00:48:18,120 –> 00:48:21,240
sign for Picatinny Arsenal,
underneath where it says

906
00:48:21,240 –> 00:48:25,760
Picatinny Arsenal, their slogan
Joint Center of Excellence for

907
00:48:25,760 –> 00:48:28,760
Lethality.
And geez.

908
00:48:29,000 –> 00:48:32,200
Yeah, they are better than
anyone else at killing

909
00:48:32,360 –> 00:48:35,200
motherfuckers, that’s what.
That’s what one of the best

910
00:48:35,320 –> 00:48:37,400
oxymorons of all.
I’m sure they have some at the

911
00:48:37,400 –> 00:48:40,720
Picatinny Arsenal, but the best
oxymoron is a Peacekeeper

912
00:48:40,720 –> 00:48:41,720
missile.
Yeah.

913
00:48:42,040 –> 00:48:44,080
Oh yeah, they probably fucking
made it there.

914
00:48:44,280 –> 00:48:45,680
Wouldn’t surprise me.
Yeah.

915
00:48:46,160 –> 00:48:48,600
And yeah, these drones.
The.

916
00:48:48,600 –> 00:48:52,040
Minute they started happening,
my first thought was that’s

917
00:48:52,040 –> 00:48:53,800
obviously the government.
If they’re not shooting them

918
00:48:53,800 –> 00:48:55,720
down and they’re not freaking
out about it.

919
00:48:55,880 –> 00:49:01,600
There was a politician in New
Jersey who was like, I got it on

920
00:49:01,600 –> 00:49:06,200
word from my sources that there
is an Iranian mother ship parked

921
00:49:06,200 –> 00:49:10,000
off the East Coast and these
drones are flying in from that

922
00:49:10,000 –> 00:49:14,280
Iranian mothership.
It’s like we would not just let

923
00:49:14,360 –> 00:49:16,360
that happen.
Yeah, and of course it’s

924
00:49:16,360 –> 00:49:19,280
conveniently the country that we
would like to go to war with the

925
00:49:19,280 –> 00:49:20,880
most, but have the least reason
to.

926
00:49:22,000 –> 00:49:24,720
Exactly, yes.
Yeah, and also like if these

927
00:49:24,720 –> 00:49:26,080
drones were alien drones, they’d
be do it.

928
00:49:26,080 –> 00:49:27,840
They’d be doing alien drone
shit.

929
00:49:28,000 –> 00:49:30,360
They’d be saying hi to school
children in a third world

930
00:49:30,360 –> 00:49:33,040
country.
They’d be be be appearing

931
00:49:33,040 –> 00:49:35,560
prettily in the air on the beach
for tourists.

932
00:49:35,880 –> 00:49:38,640
Or they would be flying around
American nuclear sites and

933
00:49:38,640 –> 00:49:42,360
shutting them down with magic
powers and then turning them

934
00:49:42,360 –> 00:49:45,320
back on and flying away.
That’s that’s what real aliens

935
00:49:45,320 –> 00:49:46,880
do.
They got that going on as well.

936
00:49:47,120 –> 00:49:48,720
Or just being cute in our
backyards.

937
00:49:48,880 –> 00:49:50,720
Probing us during our dreams,
all that.

938
00:49:50,800 –> 00:49:56,440
Yeah.
I actually have a theory as to

939
00:49:56,440 –> 00:50:00,360
what these might be because
drones have been around forever.

940
00:50:00,480 –> 00:50:04,400
The thing that’s unique about
these is they’re the size of a

941
00:50:04,400 –> 00:50:09,200
small truck or SUV is what
people describe them as, and

942
00:50:09,200 –> 00:50:11,640
that’s pretty sizeable for a
drone.

943
00:50:11,920 –> 00:50:18,520
And there is a device out there
called the Stingray, which is a

944
00:50:18,520 –> 00:50:23,720
very imprecise spying weapon,
where you turn it on and it acts

945
00:50:23,720 –> 00:50:28,240
like a cell phone tower.
And anyone whose phone connects

946
00:50:28,240 –> 00:50:31,160
to it, you get all of their
phone data.

947
00:50:31,360 –> 00:50:35,920
And they do it to get the data
from criminals they’re looking

948
00:50:35,920 –> 00:50:38,600
for.
But there’s no way for it to not

949
00:50:38,600 –> 00:50:41,120
pick up the data of everyone who
connects with it.

950
00:50:41,240 –> 00:50:44,680
It’s a great way to spy on
people, but the limitations to

951
00:50:44,680 –> 00:50:48,600
it are, one, you need to be
close to the person you’re

952
00:50:48,600 –> 00:50:53,000
spying on, like you have to be
within cell tower range at the

953
00:50:53,000 –> 00:50:55,920
minimum.
And two, you have to hide it in

954
00:50:55,920 –> 00:50:58,680
something the size of a Chevy
Silverado.

955
00:50:58,800 –> 00:51:03,960
When this was most recently
presented to police forces as a

956
00:51:03,960 –> 00:51:08,160
thing they could buy, it was
housed inside the cab of a Chevy

957
00:51:08,160 –> 00:51:11,280
Silverado.
So I don’t think it would be

958
00:51:11,400 –> 00:51:15,840
outside the realm of possibility
that they’re trying to put one

959
00:51:15,840 –> 00:51:20,600
of those Stingrays in a thing
that can fly, because how much

960
00:51:20,600 –> 00:51:23,760
more effective would that
fucking thing be if it can just

961
00:51:23,760 –> 00:51:28,040
hover over someone’s house?
And even if you see it, what the

962
00:51:28,040 –> 00:51:30,000
fuck are you going to do?
You’re going to shoot it down.

963
00:51:30,000 –> 00:51:32,480
It’s probably going to have a
Department of Justice logo on it

964
00:51:32,600 –> 00:51:34,120
by the time that part’s
happening.

965
00:51:34,360 –> 00:51:37,160
Yeah, how scary would that be?
That’s so fucking scary.

966
00:51:37,240 –> 00:51:39,280
I hate that.
Also, I looked it up.

967
00:51:39,280 –> 00:51:42,760
Why are there like, there’s like
very little footage of these

968
00:51:42,760 –> 00:51:45,760
fucking drones that everybody
said their saw, Their saw, they

969
00:51:45,760 –> 00:51:46,680
saw.
Yeah.

970
00:51:46,800 –> 00:51:49,080
Why?
Yeah, if this happened every

971
00:51:49,080 –> 00:51:51,880
day, why is there nothing?
Yeah, I think a lot of.

972
00:51:52,160 –> 00:51:54,200
I don’t like that.
That part’s weird.

973
00:51:54,600 –> 00:51:56,120
People in New Jersey just don’t
care.

974
00:51:56,600 –> 00:51:58,320
They’ve moved on.
They’re like that happens every

975
00:51:58,320 –> 00:51:59,560
day.
I mean New Jersey.

976
00:51:59,760 –> 00:52:02,800
They’ve got drinking.
On the ground in New Jersey.

977
00:52:03,200 –> 00:52:06,560
Until one of those drones brings
James Gald Gandolfini back to

978
00:52:06,560 –> 00:52:08,880
Earth, I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t give a shit, kid.

979
00:52:09,840 –> 00:52:14,440
So the last thing that made me
highly suspicious that these

980
00:52:14,440 –> 00:52:16,120
were not only a government
thing, but that they

981
00:52:16,120 –> 00:52:18,320
specifically came from the
Picatinny Arsenal.

982
00:52:18,480 –> 00:52:23,200
At the exact same time these
drone sightings started, a group

983
00:52:23,400 –> 00:52:28,840
of advocates for the Picatinny
Arsenal made their first, what

984
00:52:28,840 –> 00:52:31,600
they say is going to be an
annual trip, that they made

985
00:52:31,600 –> 00:52:36,440
their first trip to Washington,
DC, to meet with the Department

986
00:52:36,440 –> 00:52:40,240
of Defense to just like, get in
their ear and remind them how

987
00:52:40,240 –> 00:52:43,480
important Picatinny Arsenal is.
Because it’s one of those places

988
00:52:43,480 –> 00:52:46,200
that’s like, they kind of toss
around the idea of shutting it

989
00:52:46,200 –> 00:52:49,480
down every once in a while.
And so they’re advocating for

990
00:52:49,480 –> 00:52:52,280
what they can do and how
important they are to the

991
00:52:52,280 –> 00:52:55,040
military.
In the same time these fucking

992
00:52:55,040 –> 00:52:58,760
drone sightings start above
their goddamn facility,

993
00:52:58,920 –> 00:53:02,640
representatives from that
facility are in Washington DC,

994
00:53:02,840 –> 00:53:06,000
hitching the government on the
kind of ship they’re capable of.

995
00:53:06,280 –> 00:53:11,760
They were holding us hostage.
I don’t know.

996
00:53:11,760 –> 00:53:13,600
It’s so obviously the
government.

997
00:53:13,760 –> 00:53:17,360
So you can’t shut down our
stupid name center that we stole

998
00:53:17,360 –> 00:53:20,400
from native people.
Yeah, I mean, it has.

999
00:53:20,560 –> 00:53:22,720
That is, I think probably a big
part of it.

1000
00:53:22,840 –> 00:53:25,880
I mean, if you’re going to talk
to the Department of Defense,

1001
00:53:25,880 –> 00:53:27,960
you’re going to want to have
something to show them if you

1002
00:53:27,960 –> 00:53:30,080
can just be like, hey, turn on
the news.

1003
00:53:30,600 –> 00:53:31,960
It’s us you.
Want to see something?

1004
00:53:31,960 –> 00:53:35,600
Look at New Jersey.
It’s a huge coincidence that

1005
00:53:35,680 –> 00:53:38,480
they were there at the same time
this was happening.

1006
00:53:38,640 –> 00:53:41,800
If it was true crime, they’d be
in prison for doing this,

1007
00:53:41,800 –> 00:53:45,280
because true crime doesn’t allow
for coincidences, but

1008
00:53:45,400 –> 00:53:48,720
conspiracies do.
So I think that’s our episode,

1009
00:53:48,720 –> 00:53:50,000
right?
I think we did it.

1010
00:53:50,000 –> 00:53:50,640
I.
Think so.

1011
00:53:50,880 –> 00:53:53,880
Yeah, I think we did it.
Jen Connor, thank you for doing

1012
00:53:53,880 –> 00:53:57,280
the pod, as always.
What do we have to plug before

1013
00:53:57,280 –> 00:53:59,480
we get out of here?
I got a solo podcast in broad

1014
00:53:59,480 –> 00:54:02,440
daylight that you can listen to
wherever podcasts are AT and

1015
00:54:02,440 –> 00:54:06,440
follow me on Blue Sky at Adam
Todd Brown.

1016
00:54:06,440 –> 00:54:10,520
That’s Todd with 1D and then
whatever else you do at the end

1017
00:54:10,520 –> 00:54:12,640
of Blue Sky, just search Adam
Todd Brown.

1018
00:54:12,640 –> 00:54:17,160
You’ll find me or my alter ego
where I only talk about tennis,

1019
00:54:17,520 –> 00:54:20,680
Adam Tennis Brown.
You can also follow me in Blue

1020
00:54:20,680 –> 00:54:21,360
Sky.
Is that real?

1021
00:54:21,600 –> 00:54:23,880
Oh, it sure is, Connor.
OK, good, good.

1022
00:54:24,640 –> 00:54:25,680
Yeah.
Because I don’t want.

1023
00:54:25,840 –> 00:54:28,200
To know any tennis content when
I’m trying to follow Adam.

1024
00:54:29,480 –> 00:54:32,880
Yeah, I I really have to.
It’s the sport I watch the most,

1025
00:54:33,400 –> 00:54:35,800
so my feed would just be too
much tennis.

1026
00:54:35,840 –> 00:54:38,760
So trying to become a tennis
influencer, you know how it

1027
00:54:38,760 –> 00:54:40,320
goes.
I love that for you.

1028
00:54:41,280 –> 00:54:43,920
Crazy.
Yeah, 2025 crazy.

1029
00:54:44,680 –> 00:54:46,480
Just follow me everywhere at
Meet Jen.

1030
00:54:48,120 –> 00:54:51,240
I’ve got shows coming up, bunch
of them.

1031
00:54:51,240 –> 00:54:55,960
Just check my socials for that.
And yeah, that’s it.

1032
00:54:56,280 –> 00:54:58,640
What about you?
You can follow me everywhere at

1033
00:54:58,640 –> 00:55:02,800
Conrick’s Baton, listen to the
hilarious Mean Boys podcasts,

1034
00:55:02,800 –> 00:55:05,600
and watch my comedy special
Jokes About Fucking on YouTube.

1035
00:55:05,800 –> 00:55:08,000
And I think that’s it.
Let’s get the fuck out of here,

1036
00:55:08,000 –> 00:55:09,080
Jen.
Say goodbye.

1037
00:55:09,320 –> 00:55:11,640
Goodbye.
Connor, say goodbye.

1038
00:55:11,840 –> 00:55:14,200
Goodbye.
Goodbye everybody, we love you.