Conspiracy! The Show 308: The Best Modern Day NFL Conspiracies

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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to

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Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host Adam Todd Brown

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joining me as guest Co host this
week.

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Logan Trent is here.
How’s it going man?

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Not.
Bad.

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How are you?
I am fan fantastic.

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Or is it just what they want you
to believe?

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Right, exactly.
Well, I’m fantastic because I

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have the tin foil hat on and
it’s blocking all of the gamma

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rays.
It’s also why I painted my house

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with lead paint last.
Week I was contemplating

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grabbing some tin foil and
putting it on top of the bear’s

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hat as it choked, but I was just
like, no, that’s too much work,

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not doing that.
Yeah, I’ve toyed with the idea

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of doing a tin hat thing in
videos and same thing.

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It’s like, no, that’s.
I’m surprised that there hasn’t

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been like somebody who just
tried to do like a new era style

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tin, like tin foil, just flat
brim, fitted hat, Yeah.

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That I would wear.
I would, absolutely.

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That would be fantastic.
Yeah.

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It’d be like the before we start
with the NFL, did you see that

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Detroit Lions fan who was
wearing the cheese grater hat

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against the Packers?
Fantastic.

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It’s.
Very funny.

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I can’t believe it took that
long for someone to think about

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that.
Yeah, that’s really good.

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For people who are unaware,
Logan is my Co host on a podcast

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called WNBA, which is about
women’s sports.

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You can listen to it literally
wherever podcasts are at.

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So you should go do that.
And As for this week’s episode,

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we got an election happening.
So of course we’re talking about

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NFL conspiracies.
Because here’s the thing, we’re

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going to be talking about this
election at least until January,

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probably 4 decades after,
because it’s going to be chaos.

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So this week I, I don’t have it
in me anymore to talk election

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stuff.
So we’re talking football

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instead.
Tomorrow’s going to be very

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exhausting.
It sure is, and not just because

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the NFL trade deadline is at
something like 4:00 PM Eastern

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Time.
Fantastic idea for the NFL right

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there, yeah.
Good timing.

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Is that going to distract from
election news?

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Probably.
This is the United States.

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They will cut into announcing
states going for one candidate

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or another to tell us.
Cooper Cup plays for the

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Washington Commanders now.
Ohio’s gone here.

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And in other news, Miles Garrett
is leaving Ohio.

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Yeah, Speaking of going to Ohio,
so yeah.

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Miles Garrett’s going to Las
Vegas, where we have results

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from.
Yeah, it’s going to be really

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great.
Yeah, I’ll have to set up two

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TVSI think so I can monitor
trade deadline in the election.

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Both, just like when there’s
tennis and football on at the

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same time.
We should make Scheffler pull

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double duty and just have to go
back and forth between NFL news

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and political stuff.
Just yeah.

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And he should have to break a
bunch of politics news, too.

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This is why Woge dropped out.
So we’re talking about a bunch

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of different NFL related
conspiracies.

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We were just going to talk about
this first one, but the problem

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is it’s so dumb.
There is no way we could make an

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entire episode out of the Super
Bowl logo conspiracy.

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This is the epitome of a
coincidence, and people who

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listen to this podcast know I
have strong feelings about

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coincidences and how we never
accept them in true crime, but

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always accept that something’s a
coincidence when it comes to

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conspiracy stuff.
So you know how I feel about the

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word coincidence.
This is a fucking coincidence.

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There’s nothing else to this.
Once you explain this theory,

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I’ll add something in there
because there’s a part of it

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that I love, which is it’s
easily setting itself up for

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perpetual stupidity because
there’s so many Choose Your

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Adventure outcomes.
So yeah, let’s explain this.

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The logo for Super Bowl 59 has
been released.

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It is red and lime green, which
of course means the Chiefs are

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going to play the Seahawks in
the Super Bowl this year, which,

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oh boy, does that seem
improbable?

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At least 1/2 of that.
But according to the Super Bowl

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Logo conspiracy, the colors in
the Super Bowl logo, which comes

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out way, way, way before the
participants are decided.

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The colors of the logo will tell
you what teams are going to be

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participating in the Super Bowl,
Logan.

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I like that this starts with
according to Aaron Rodgers,

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which is, you know, just a great
way to start a very smart and

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intelligent, well thought out
conversation.

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And then it follows up with my
second favorite part of that

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equation, which is according to
Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee

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Show.
So you know, we’re just going to

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be dealing with some well
thought out in reasoned

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positions here.
Absolutely.

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Yeah, back in January and Aaron
Rodgers didn’t come up with this

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theory.
But of course he is the only

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athlete to like, legitimately
push it on TV.

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He did his own research.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Keep an open mind, please.
Back in January, when The Jets

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still had a little bit of hope
left for the season because it

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hadn’t started, Aaron Rodgers
went on the Pat McAfee Show and

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said this quote.
If the Super Bowl is Baltimore

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and San Fran, then I tell you
what, that Super Bowl 59 emblem

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better have Jet green on it.
End Quote.

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And Pat McAfee was like, what?
What the fuck are you talking

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about?
I’m paraphrasing.

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And Rodgers added.
Just look at the colors.

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Look at the colors.
I don’t think that’s the first

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time that Aaron Rodgers has ever
said that.

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Look at those colors.
Look at those colors like.

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Probably not.
Yeah, The reason people have

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started saying this, This is
why.

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This is a coincidence.
It’s happened twice.

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There was Super Bowl 56.
Colors were orange and yellow

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and the Bengals played the Rams,
which even then tying yellow to

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the Rams, that’s questionable.
And I think that that’s probably

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what you’re getting at with the
choose your own adventure thing,

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because yellow, that could be
Steelers, Rams, Chargers, so

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many fucking.
It gets even worse when we do on

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the next one too.
Yeah, after that it was green

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and red, which of course meant
the Chiefs were going to beat

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the Eagles, which is what he was
saying with like, oh, these

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logos and stuff.
There’s a couple of problems

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here. 1 before that Super Bowl,
there’s like a six year period

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where it’s just a silver logo
with a little bit of maybe blue

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or something else because there
were no color.

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Things like that.
This is a recent thing where

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they started doing like color
scheming on that.

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Secondly, there’s 13 or 14 teams
that have red as their logo.

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There’s a bunch that have green
as their logo.

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Even with the orange, the Bears
have orange on their logo.

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I’m pointing at it right now on
my hat.

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So there’s that.
And also furthermore, teams have

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secondary and tertiary colors
like the bears are Navy and

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orange.
So the chiefs colors are red,

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yellow or gold and white.
So it cuz every team again has a

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first primary color, a secondary
color and a tertiary color.

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So you’ve got multiple pick and
choose, mix and match options

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that you have on this, which is
why this is a great dumb

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person’s conspiracy because it
just always leaves you something

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where you’re like, Oh no, well
they meant this.

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Well, then they meant this well
then they meant this.

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It’s just a choose Your
adventure of idiocy, which is

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again why it found its way up.
Aaron Rodgers is, I don’t want

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to say brain stem ’cause that
might be missing at this point.

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That’s probably shriveled up by
now.

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Yeah.
And the reason?

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Aaron Rodgers in that Pat McAfee
clip brings up the Ravens and

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the Niners is because the logo
for Super Bowl 58 was purple and

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red, which are the team colors
of the Ravens and Niners

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respectively.
And even then, Niners Red,

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that’s a little more of a maroon
to me.

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But.
Also, that’s where the problem

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really starts with this theory,
because the Super Bowl was not

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the Ravens and the Niners last
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It’s the Chiefs and the Niners.
But I think Logan, you know what

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that means?
It just means the NFL realized

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everyone was on to their plot so
they flipped the results to like

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throw people off the scent.
Obviously that is actually a

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part of this conspiracy is that
now that people are on to it,

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the NFL flipped it so the Ravens
didn’t go to the Super Bowl

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last.
Year if you follow the timeline.

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So that means that the NFL
decided to start this conspiracy

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3 Super Bowls ago and then just
midway through that they’re like

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OK, now that’s too much.
We got a they’re already on to

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us.
So that’s how great they were at

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planning this out and they
immediately pivoted that and

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then no one still gives the
answer as to why they would do

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this.
Right, Yeah, that is typically

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how a gigantic entity with
endless amounts of money gets

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found out when they’re up to no
good is there’s one or two

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TikTok videos and they’re like,
all right, Jesus, you got us

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fine.
The Ravens aren’t going to the

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Super Bowl now.
You happy?

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Yeah.
It’s like, yeah.

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And also, that’s a big question
to ask with any conspiracy is

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why?
Why, if the NFL was scripted,

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which is what we’re going to
talk about next, why would they

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put clues out there that it’s
scripted?

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Is this like a rogue graphic
designer who’s trying to bring

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everything down from the inside?
And if so, why does he know

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who’s going to be in the Super
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He’s a fucking graphic designer.
Also out of the orange teams you

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could have picked the Bengals
because you know that’s who’s

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going to get the ratings there.
Not your third biggest market of

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Chicago or even Miami where you
have a ton of Florida support

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and a huge fan base.
Or even Denver who a bunch of

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people love from the Elway era.
No, it’s the fucking Bengals.

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Denver, statistically speaking,
is the actual America’s team.

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So like, yeah, it would be
Denver something.

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It’s insane.
We could have a Super Bowl

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between Los Angeles and Chicago.
Who would want to watch that?

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I don’t know.
No, no, no, no.

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We got to go Cincinnati.
We need the Skyline Chili man.

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We got to have those shots.
Yeah, that is such a dumb idea.

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It reminds me of a conspiracy I
didn’t even put on here because

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it’s even stupider than this,
which is that the NFL rigged the

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2001 seasons Super Bowl, which
been played in 2002.

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Because the Patriots winning
after 911 was a nice mash up of,

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you know, patriotism and you
know what the country had gone

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through.
And it’s like, motherfucker,

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they would have rigged it for a
New York team if that was going

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to be the case.
I love that that happens because

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that World Series right before
that was the Yankees and the

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fucking Arizona Diamondbacks,
and the Diamondbacks beat the

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shit out of the Yankees behind
Randy Johnson in future Galaxy

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Brainer.
Fuck, I’m blanking on him.

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Bloody sock.
Curt Schilling.

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Yep.
Yeah.

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Thank you.
MLB just stood by and watched

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that fucking happen.
Yeah, they’re like, no, we’re

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not going to do this.
Yeah, no, fuck the Yankees.

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But the NFL did rig the Super
Bowl for the Patriots.

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That’s God.
That’s dumb.

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But that is a really common
conspiracy about the NFL these

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days also, which is that it’s
scripted.

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I think that one of the things
to remember before we go any

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further with these conspiracies
is that a lot of times these are

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brought up by some players and
most of them have CTE.

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Take it as you will.
Yeah, the NFL.

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All you have to do is watch that
Raven Ravens, Bengals game to

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know that it wasn’t scripted.
The Ravens were so close to

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winning that fucking game.
They were like a fumble away

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from winning that game.
And yeah, the idea that the NFL

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would engineer anything for the
Bengals, no one wants to watch.

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The fucking the Bengals.
But that was when the logo thing

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turned out not to be true.
That’s what was next.

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People were like, Oh well, the
NFL scripted that AFC

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championship game, so then
people weren’t on their tail

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anymore.
This is a quote from one of the

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millions of Twitter users out
there.

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Those games are purely
entertainment and the NFL gets

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every match up they want.
Players don’t have a choice.

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They’re athletic actors making
millions keeping secrets.

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End Quote.
OK so here it goes to another

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level of just how stupid this
is.

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I’m going to go to pro
wrestling.

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Pro wrestling is predetermined
outcomes between two people and

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maybe it involves a producer and
like a Booker and something like

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that.
Even that gets leaked out and

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you find shit all over the
Internet by so-called

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journalists who are usually just
dudes are hanging out by fucking

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merch tables next to a fucking
garbage can filled with stale

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nachos and beer cans.
So the idea that like 253 man

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rosters each week are getting
scripts that they have to

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execute with coaches and not one
person considering that we have

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the Antonio Browns of the world,
it’s like, Oh yeah, no, no, they

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told me to do that shit like.
Yeah, I’ve seen players

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reference it and they’ve always
been joking.

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I saw a guy tweet about how he
gave up two touchdowns.

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It was the script.
What was the script part where

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Henry Ruggens killed a woman
doing a DUI and derailed the

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fucking Raiders season by that?
It is now in jail.

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Yeah.
Is that part of the script?

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Who wrote that DeMar Hamlin
storyline?

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I would have loved to see Ricky
Pearsall’s face when he’s like,

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oh, yeah, you’re going to get
shot.

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Wait, what?
Yeah, no, no, no, it’s cool.

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You’ll be fine.
They’ll they’ll, they won’t hit

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organs.
I still have to get shot.

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I saw a tweet a couple weeks ago
that just said the 49ers

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healthiest wide receiver was
shot in the chest two weeks ago.

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And that’s accurate.
Very accurate, yeah, which

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that’s is that part of the
script?

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Because here’s the thing, of all
the sports to script, I feel

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like the NFL would be the
absolute most difficult.

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There’s so much happening, it’s
hard for players to remember

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what’s going on without a
goddamn script.

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I feel like somebody because
you’re a writer.

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I’m a writer.
We understand that there’s

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processes that go with this
where you do something and then

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someones like, hey, can I read
that?

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Okay, here’s some notes, maybe
adjust this.

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And then you’re like, okay,
fine.

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I want to see what notes led to
the Deshaun Watson story arc

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that we had the past two years
because Jesus Christ.

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And yeah, is it off the field
stuff?

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Is that being scripted to or is
it just the games?

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And also think about South Park.
South Park has to cut a lot of

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corners to turn those episodes
around as fast as they do.

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And granted, it’s a small
writers room, so it makes sense

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that they’d have to put some
limitations on themselves.

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We’re talking about a league
where there’s, what, 15 to 18

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games a week?
And you’re telling me they’re

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scripting every one of those
fucking games out every week?

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Even if they’re doing it in the
offseason?

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That is such an intense amount
of writing, and we don’t know a

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single writer.
This conspiracy would have you

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believe one dude writes all the
scripts.

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Yeah.
What?

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What?
That’s.

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Crazy.
The Game of Thrones guys mailed

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in the last season because they
couldn’t copy off the books

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anymore.
And we’re like, oh, we’ll go.

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HBO offered them millions of
dollars to like, no, we could do

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more episodes.
They’re like, no, no, we’re

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done.
So you’re expecting one fucking

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dude in front of his keyboard
just writing out every single

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storyline for all of these and
then remembering, oh shit, I

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haven’t used the third tight end
from Jackson Jacksonville.

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Let’s have him get a touchdown.
You haven’t thought about that

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this year Like.
Yeah, it’s not like how would

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you account for injuries, all of
that it makes how.

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Do you account for like, Like
how do you account for the

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shitty Hail Mary that ruined our
Bears game last week?

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Like.
Oh, let’s not sugar coat it.

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It probably ruined our season.
But yeah, the game, definitely.

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Yeah, you can’t.
I mean, granted, that would be a

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very funny storyline.
Tyreke Stevenson waving to the

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crowd as the play starts and
then being the one to deflect

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the ball to the receiver who
caught it in the end zone.

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You can’t make that up.
No one would believe it.

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Especially the reason I thought
that that Hail Mary was going to

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succeed was because I was
jokingly like they showed the

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Caleb one earlier.
So poetic justice is just us

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losing out of Hail Mary.
I didn’t just say she scripted

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like no that’s just how life
works sometimes.

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Weird shit happens like that
bro, like.

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Yeah, yeah.
And what would be scripted about

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that They want, I don’t think
the NFL gives.

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If anything the NF LS going to
want that Chicago market to

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succeed more because it’s a way
bigger market.

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So if they were going to script
anything they would script it in

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the Bears favor in that
situation.

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But also they don’t script the
fucking games.

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Now, the examples that they use
here are fucking incredible.

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Yeah, there’s one where it’s a
TikTok video and it’s just video

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of the Bills missing a field
goal.

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And this guy is like, wind
wasn’t a factor that day.

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So nothing should have altered
that kick except magnetics.

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And it’s like, oh, we sure are
on TikTok because you’re not

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going to give me a, even a bit
of evidence to back out.

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Do you know how hard it is to
kick a fucking football through

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and operate that far just even
in good conditions?

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There’s a reason that they’re
paid millions of dollars to do

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that.
It’s an objectively hard thing

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to do.
And also there is a very similar

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sort of scandal unfolding in the
Canadian Football League where

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because everyone needs advanced
stats and metrics so bad,

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they’ve started putting sensors
inside the kicking balls get

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like speed off the foot and shit
that no one cares about except

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people who gamble on sports.
And immediately the kickers were

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like, this sucks.
We can feel it.

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We can feel this thing in here.
And that’s why we’re missing

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more kicks this season than
usual.

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If you put a big ass fucking
magnet inside a football, every

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kicker’s going to be like,
pause, what’s going on?

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Why is this thing 5 lbs heavier
than it needs to be?

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I love that there’s always some,
like, basic science thing that

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just gets mystified in these
stupid things.

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It’s always, Oh yeah, magnets.
That’s not how magnets work,

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bro.
Oh yeah, lasers.

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How could lasers change
someone’s face to look like

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another human man?
You know, that’s just what

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lasers do, you know, Like it’s a
lot of comic book logic, but in

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the dumbest way possible, like.
I tell you, one that I do kind

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of believe is that the bill’s
famous wide right kick, I think

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it was their first or second
Super Bowl of the four in a row

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that they lost was impacted
because there was a helicopter

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hovering over the goal posts at
the time.

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Because it was right after the
Gulf War started and we acted

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like Iraq was going to come
attack the fucking Super Bowl.

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They took precautions in that
Hulk Hogan WrestleMania match to

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make sure he wasn’t going down.
I remember that.

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Oh my God what a fucking show
that war was.

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Jesus.
Yeah, it was fun for me too.

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Being rocky, I bet probably lots
of good memories of that.

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Oh, Gulf War trading cards.
Did I tell you that I went to

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school next to a Navy base?
Fun.

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One of the articles we’ll link
to.

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I love this detail because
people are out there willing to

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believe that NFL games are
scripted.

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There are also people out there
willing to separate those

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believers from their money based
on this.

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And here’s the thing.
This is the kind of grifting

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that I don’t care about that.
Oh, yeah, no, you’re putting in

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work on this one.
So it’s like, OK, I respect the

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hustle.
You’re trying.

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Yeah.
So what’s going on is there’s a

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site called Spread Seer and I
that’s obviously not the URL.

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You’ll have to Google it if you
care that much.

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And for the low low price of
$50.00 a month, 5 zero $10.00 *

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5 per month, they will help you
better place bets on football

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because they have access to the
scripts.

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Here’s a quote from their
website.

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We believe that behind every
game, there’s a hidden script

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waiting to be deciphered.
If you’ve ever felt like there’s

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more to sports than meets the
eye, you’re not alone.

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Get ready to elevate your game
and make strategic bets based on

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these scripted games.
End Quote.

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If you’re dumb enough to give
these motherfuckers $50.00 a

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month, good for them for getting
that $50 from you.

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There’s a lot of gambling shit
that I hate about its

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involvement with sports, but
this stuff is funny as well.

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There’s this Twitter account
that the Zodiac GM where they

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just do all the Zodiac symbols
for different teams and tries to

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align the auras of whether
they’ll win or not.

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It’s just a very entertaining
feed.

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But like, yeah, if you’re giving
money to them, you’re just dumb.

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It’s as dumb as gambling on
sports too.

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Yeah.
And I at least hope you’re dumb

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with enough money that you can
afford that.

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Yeah, as a opposed to just being
dumb and desperate enough that

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you think you found the key to
unlocking the NFL scripts.

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And this is coming from someone
who made most of their high

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school money gambling on sports.
So it’s just sports gambling has

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gotten so stupid.
I did.

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I think I sent you that tweet
with KD yelling at the gambler.

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I don’t give a shit about your
fucking parlay or whatever.

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Just the best.
Yeah, so.

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Yeah, I did see the NBA has
asked, I believe most states to

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not allow prop bets on two way
players.

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We’re going back and forth
between the G League and it’s

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like, that makes a whole lot of
sense because here’s the thing

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people probably don’t know about
sports gambling.

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Tennis is one of the most
gambled on sports in the world.

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That sounds about right, yeah.
And it’s also incredibly easy to

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fix and the level they do it at
isn’t like the big matches.

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It’s not fucking Carlos Alcaraz
throwing the US Open.

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It’s all these, they call them
challenger tournaments, which

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are like the minor leagues of
tennis essentially.

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And those players are not making
that much money.

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So and as far as sports that it
would be easy to like, oh, you

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missed that shot that why did
you miss that shot?

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Because tennis players miss a
lot of fucking shots, and it’s

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not unusual at all for even the
really great players to lose

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like six games in a row in the
middle of a match.

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So it makes sense that that’s
who would get targeted.

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Djokovic even said he at the
Challenger level, was approached

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by a gambler.
It’s also a lot easier to fix a

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thing when you’re the only
fucking athlete.

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Like you don’t have 52 other
teammates that you have to

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figure out how to do this with
in order to get this thing

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going.
Also, apparently you have a

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fucking on staff magnet guy,
which I don’t even know how much

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that dudes getting paid.
Like yeah, the Bears have hired

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a new head of magnets this
season.

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00:25:03,040 –> 00:25:06,640
We’ll see how that goes.
And with stuff like this, I

435
00:25:06,640 –> 00:25:10,840
don’t always buy the idea that
oh, someone would come out and

436
00:25:10,920 –> 00:25:13,800
talk, someone would say
something like depends on how

437
00:25:13,800 –> 00:25:17,680
many people would be involved.
This would involve so many

438
00:25:17,680 –> 00:25:18,760
people.
It involved.

439
00:25:18,840 –> 00:25:23,280
Everybody and also are you
telling me this is scripted but

440
00:25:23,280 –> 00:25:27,480
college football isn’t?
So at some point there’s like

441
00:25:27,480 –> 00:25:30,600
that thing that must happen with
every president where they sit

442
00:25:30,600 –> 00:25:33,400
them down and are like, all
right, look through this book.

443
00:25:33,600 –> 00:25:37,520
This is the shit you tell anyone
you die will kill you if you

444
00:25:37,520 –> 00:25:39,680
tell anyone.
This is that happening with

445
00:25:39,800 –> 00:25:45,120
every NFL player and not a
single one in history after

446
00:25:45,120 –> 00:25:47,360
their career was over was like,
hey, guess what?

447
00:25:47,480 –> 00:25:49,120
NFL scripted?
None.

448
00:25:49,200 –> 00:25:50,680
No.
Disgruntled again.

449
00:25:51,040 –> 00:25:52,520
Antonio Brown?
No.

450
00:25:52,680 –> 00:25:56,600
If Antonio Brown doesn’t think
the NFL scripted, it’s not.

451
00:25:56,800 –> 00:26:00,360
I’ll give you just even a
crazier example, aside from

452
00:26:00,360 –> 00:26:05,680
Antonio Brown, and it’s one that
OJ, you think OJ wouldn’t have

453
00:26:05,680 –> 00:26:08,480
fucking shared that shit?
Fucking OJ.

454
00:26:08,640 –> 00:26:11,480
He’s going to keep tight lipped
on that motherfucker wrote a

455
00:26:11,480 –> 00:26:17,280
book If I did it about double
homicide and he tried to sell

456
00:26:17,280 –> 00:26:19,320
that, You think he’s not going
to fucking spoil?

457
00:26:19,320 –> 00:26:22,640
Like, Oh yeah, no, they asked me
to do this in 1973.

458
00:26:22,640 –> 00:26:24,920
How did you have?
No, absolutely.

459
00:26:25,120 –> 00:26:28,560
So many players, so many
disgruntled former players,

460
00:26:28,560 –> 00:26:31,600
players who like, never won a
Super Bowl, would be like, I’ll

461
00:26:31,600 –> 00:26:33,120
tell you why I didn’t want a
Super Bowl.

462
00:26:33,400 –> 00:26:36,560
What’s the number of players
that get a second contract in

463
00:26:36,560 –> 00:26:38,400
the NFL?
Like you’re telling me that some

464
00:26:38,400 –> 00:26:42,280
undrafted running back from
fucking central Illinois is not

465
00:26:42,280 –> 00:26:45,520
going to be dropping Dimes just
to fucking get a job?

466
00:26:45,520 –> 00:26:48,200
Like, come on.
Can you imagine being Cody

467
00:26:48,200 –> 00:26:50,920
Parkey reading that script
before the game?

468
00:26:51,040 –> 00:26:53,880
You have to hit the uprights 4
times in a row.

469
00:26:54,040 –> 00:26:57,440
That’s so hard to do once.
I will say whoever did the

470
00:26:57,440 –> 00:27:00,160
magnets on that one, they
deserve to raise because that

471
00:27:00,160 –> 00:27:03,280
double doinking that, that’s
another example of me calling

472
00:27:03,280 –> 00:27:05,960
out something because as soon as
he hit that first one and I saw

473
00:27:05,960 –> 00:27:07,960
they called the time, I was
like, oh, he’s doinking this,

474
00:27:07,960 –> 00:27:10,360
we’re losing.
I immediately accepted that fact

475
00:27:10,360 –> 00:27:11,880
before he kicked that field
goal.

476
00:27:12,000 –> 00:27:15,080
Again, not scripted.
You could just tell sometimes.

477
00:27:15,360 –> 00:27:17,440
Yeah, yeah.
The only time I’ve had that

478
00:27:17,440 –> 00:27:22,440
feeling in reverse about Chicago
sports is game seven of the 2016

479
00:27:22,440 –> 00:27:24,840
World Series.
When that rain delay happened, I

480
00:27:24,840 –> 00:27:26,880
was like, oh, the Cubs are going
to win.

481
00:27:26,880 –> 00:27:29,280
That’s the exact same thing that
happened there.

482
00:27:29,280 –> 00:27:31,360
I was like, wait, rain delay.
Oh.

483
00:27:31,520 –> 00:27:34,680
Yeah, I was like, wait, a rain
delay, but it’s good for us.

484
00:27:34,880 –> 00:27:37,280
Yeah, this is different.
This feels different.

485
00:27:37,760 –> 00:27:43,440
So did Alex Smith get told when
they pitched it to him that he

486
00:27:43,440 –> 00:27:46,800
would have a fucking infection
in his broken leg that would

487
00:27:46,800 –> 00:27:49,520
almost kill him?
Or was that like in second round

488
00:27:49,520 –> 00:27:52,360
writings when he was already
undergoing surgery?

489
00:27:52,560 –> 00:27:55,000
I would freak out just reading
the broken leg part.

490
00:27:56,480 –> 00:27:59,960
Oh man, Romeo Cornell’s face
when he was the coach of the

491
00:27:59,960 –> 00:28:02,960
Chiefs and that one player
showed up to the practice thing

492
00:28:02,960 –> 00:28:06,440
and then blew his brains out in
the fucking parking lot while he

493
00:28:06,440 –> 00:28:09,400
begged him not to shoot himself.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that was a

494
00:28:09,400 –> 00:28:12,600
a tense time during the plotting
it.

495
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:15,640
Was a very special episode of
the NFL.

496
00:28:16,400 –> 00:28:19,600
Was yeah, Dak Prescott breaking
that ankle.

497
00:28:20,360 –> 00:28:22,840
I bet that wasn’t in the script.
Holy shit.

498
00:28:23,080 –> 00:28:25,600
It’s so dumb.
But I think we can agree that

499
00:28:25,600 –> 00:28:27,920
this next thing obviously
scripted.

500
00:28:28,320 –> 00:28:32,160
Oh yeah, let’s talk about the
Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift

501
00:28:32,160 –> 00:28:36,960
breakup contract.
I want this to be true because

502
00:28:36,960 –> 00:28:43,160
it would be funny in about 1000
different ways, but back in

503
00:28:43,160 –> 00:28:47,920
September, a document started
circulating online that was

504
00:28:47,960 –> 00:28:51,680
alleged to be a contract
regarding Travis Kelsey’s

505
00:28:51,680 –> 00:28:55,880
relationship with Taylor Swift.
It was called Comprehensive

506
00:28:55,880 –> 00:29:00,960
Media Plan for Travis Kelsey’s
Relations following breakup with

507
00:29:00,960 –> 00:29:03,040
Taylor Swift.
Because, you know, that’s what

508
00:29:03,040 –> 00:29:04,840
you always do with your
documents.

509
00:29:04,840 –> 00:29:08,600
You put the entire summary as
the title of the whole thing and

510
00:29:08,600 –> 00:29:11,240
make it 10 words long.
Yeah, and you want to leave a

511
00:29:11,240 –> 00:29:15,360
paper trail if you’re trying to
pull off shenanigans like.

512
00:29:16,000 –> 00:29:18,920
I mean, I mean, that’s how we
found out the truth about JFK

513
00:29:18,920 –> 00:29:24,080
was the assassination attempt
about JFK by the CIA and by Cuba

514
00:29:24,240 –> 00:29:29,000
and by Ronald McDonald and by
Ted Cruz’s dad, whose name I

515
00:29:29,000 –> 00:29:31,120
don’t remember right now.
So yeah, it was just a very

516
00:29:31,120 –> 00:29:33,120
clearly laid out plan in the
title.

517
00:29:33,240 –> 00:29:35,520
Yeah, yeah, it’s how it always
works.

518
00:29:35,720 –> 00:29:37,120
Yeah.
You put your logo on it, you’re

519
00:29:37,120 –> 00:29:39,640
going to definitely going to
want to put your logo on it like

520
00:29:39,720 –> 00:29:43,280
this company did.
And all things that are true and

521
00:29:43,280 –> 00:29:46,080
credible.
This was uploaded to Reddit by

522
00:29:46,080 –> 00:29:51,160
an anonymous user, which that
right there, there’s some media

523
00:29:51,160 –> 00:29:53,920
outlet in this country that
would have taken this fucking

524
00:29:53,920 –> 00:29:56,800
story.
There’s no way this would just

525
00:29:56,800 –> 00:29:59,520
end up on Reddit, so there’s
that part.

526
00:29:59,640 –> 00:30:02,880
Anonymous user page was
immediately deleted after the

527
00:30:02,880 –> 00:30:06,320
document started going viral.
Nothing suspicious about that.

528
00:30:06,440 –> 00:30:11,320
And yeah, the PR agency in
question issued a statement.

529
00:30:11,440 –> 00:30:14,720
It’s a full scope PR.
These documents are entirely

530
00:30:14,720 –> 00:30:17,840
false and fabricated and were
not created, issued, or

531
00:30:17,840 –> 00:30:21,160
authorized by this agency.
End Quote.

532
00:30:21,280 –> 00:30:24,320
It would be funny if this is
real, but there would be no

533
00:30:24,320 –> 00:30:27,640
reason for this.
This would be really risky, for

534
00:30:27,640 –> 00:30:30,920
one thing, because what if the
two of them, you know, connected

535
00:30:31,080 –> 00:30:32,680
during this and didn’t want to
break up?

536
00:30:32,680 –> 00:30:34,640
Then you got to kill one of
them, right?

537
00:30:34,640 –> 00:30:37,920
I know how movies work.
So on Reddit, this was presented

538
00:30:37,920 –> 00:30:41,640
by an NFL person, correct?
I don’t think it was like an NFL

539
00:30:41,800 –> 00:30:44,680
player.
No I’m saying like the person

540
00:30:44,680 –> 00:30:47,840
was like an NFL fan or was on
like an NFL section of Reddit.

541
00:30:48,080 –> 00:30:52,280
This is a clear example of
someone not knowing who they’re

542
00:30:52,280 –> 00:30:54,280
fucking with because they’re
dumb.

543
00:30:54,400 –> 00:30:57,800
Why on earth would Taylor Swift
ask a boyfriend decide any of

544
00:30:57,800 –> 00:31:00,640
this shit?
She would get another album out

545
00:31:00,640 –> 00:31:03,160
of a fucking whole relationship
with Travis Kelsey.

546
00:31:03,560 –> 00:31:06,680
This is her bread and butter.
If anything she’d be like I want

547
00:31:06,680 –> 00:31:11,280
you to be the dumbest hottest
mess if I dump your ass because

548
00:31:11,280 –> 00:31:15,240
I will make bank off of this.
No, you think that she gives a

549
00:31:15,240 –> 00:31:18,800
shit if Travis Kelsey starts
crying on Instagram because he

550
00:31:18,800 –> 00:31:20,800
broke up with Taylor Swift and
like an idiot?

551
00:31:21,000 –> 00:31:23,320
No, that’s a fucking platinum
record right there.

552
00:31:23,560 –> 00:31:27,280
Taylor knows Taylor’s business.
This is just dumb NFL fans.

553
00:31:27,280 –> 00:31:29,440
Again, you have no idea who
you’re dealing with.

554
00:31:29,680 –> 00:31:35,040
Yeah, and I’ve seen the Taylor
Swift Scooter Braun documentary.

555
00:31:35,040 –> 00:31:38,920
I don’t put a high level of
planning past Taylor Swift’s,

556
00:31:39,600 –> 00:31:43,640
but again, to what end?
I think the theory was that they

557
00:31:43,640 –> 00:31:45,880
were trying to influence the
election.

558
00:31:46,240 –> 00:31:47,200
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.

559
00:31:47,320 –> 00:31:49,760
What the fuck are you talking
about?

560
00:31:50,040 –> 00:31:53,960
What’s the anonymous Reddit
poster and a Rogers on Reddit?

561
00:31:55,080 –> 00:31:56,800
Because that seems like
something that would be.

562
00:31:57,360 –> 00:32:01,760
There and even the idea that oh,
it’s just PR, which one of them

563
00:32:01,760 –> 00:32:05,440
needs more attention because
Travis Kelsey was also getting a

564
00:32:05,440 –> 00:32:08,800
shit ton of attention well
before this.

565
00:32:09,560 –> 00:32:12,240
So, Travis.
Kelsey doesn’t have the pole to

566
00:32:12,240 –> 00:32:15,240
be bringing in.
I need Taylor to do this for me.

567
00:32:15,800 –> 00:32:19,800
Like fuck you little boy, like.
Yeah, why in the fuck would

568
00:32:19,800 –> 00:32:23,640
Taylor Swift agree to this?
Makes no sense.

569
00:32:24,040 –> 00:32:28,600
It’s like all those times when
you saw again like cuz NFL fans

570
00:32:28,600 –> 00:32:31,920
don’t understand the level of
fame for like other people.

571
00:32:32,240 –> 00:32:34,960
Like all those times that people
were talking about Oh well

572
00:32:35,000 –> 00:32:38,840
Gizelle is going to be upset
that she’s divorcing Tom Brady.

573
00:32:38,840 –> 00:32:44,920
It’s like Gizelle could buy and
sell Tom Brady’s ass 5 * / 88.

574
00:32:45,280 –> 00:32:47,720
She makes so much more money
than he does.

575
00:32:48,360 –> 00:32:51,560
You are insane.
She makes so much more money.

576
00:32:51,560 –> 00:32:54,840
She is so much more famous.
Yeah, Tom Brady.

577
00:32:54,840 –> 00:32:59,440
In the big scheme of things, Tom
Brady’s not fucking close to

578
00:32:59,440 –> 00:33:01,320
being as famous as Gisele
Bündchen.

579
00:33:01,600 –> 00:33:04,640
Yeah, so like the idea that
like, Travis Kelsey would be

580
00:33:04,640 –> 00:33:07,200
like, hey, Taylor, we need to do
this for PR reasons.

581
00:33:07,200 –> 00:33:10,280
And Travis Taylor would be like,
who the fuck are you like?

582
00:33:12,600 –> 00:33:17,560
And yeah, like what would be her
aim in this especially?

583
00:33:17,600 –> 00:33:20,760
It makes no sense she wants to
pal around with a bunch of Trump

584
00:33:20,760 –> 00:33:22,360
supporters.
Doubt that.

585
00:33:22,600 –> 00:33:23,840
Yeah.
What does she gain?

586
00:33:23,920 –> 00:33:26,080
It’s Travis Kelsey.
He’s not bringing a lot to the

587
00:33:26,080 –> 00:33:27,200
table.
I’m sorry.

588
00:33:27,400 –> 00:33:31,200
Yeah, she signed a contract to
alienate a bunch of her fans.

589
00:33:31,520 –> 00:33:32,720
Yeah, sure.
That’s.

590
00:33:33,080 –> 00:33:35,840
And you have to make sure that
your fans start to learn 3 and

591
00:33:35,840 –> 00:33:38,640
outs and all of this stuff
because Swifty’s have definitely

592
00:33:38,640 –> 00:33:41,000
been learning about football,
which has been amazing.

593
00:33:41,000 –> 00:33:43,880
I love watching them on Twitter
with that because a lot of their

594
00:33:43,880 –> 00:33:48,800
takes are, well, more reasoned
than several NFL peoples

595
00:33:49,000 –> 00:33:50,800
because, again, they’re not
crazy.

596
00:33:50,800 –> 00:33:54,200
It’s, well, not crazy in
specifics to sports, but yeah.

597
00:33:54,760 –> 00:33:57,640
Sidebar did you see the Jason
Kelsey cell phone video?

598
00:33:57,840 –> 00:34:01,160
Yeah, and I’m just going to say
what pretty much every like

599
00:34:01,160 –> 00:34:03,480
former player and a lot of
people, other people have said,

600
00:34:03,480 –> 00:34:07,360
just motherfuckers getting too
comfortable to just say shit out

601
00:34:07,360 –> 00:34:09,560
loud that they think that they
can get away with that they

602
00:34:09,560 –> 00:34:11,840
write online.
What do you think was going to

603
00:34:11,840 –> 00:34:15,080
happen?
Yeah, I feel like not enough

604
00:34:15,080 –> 00:34:19,280
people have seen the second part
of that video because it what

605
00:34:19,280 –> 00:34:24,199
happened in that instance
reminds me a lot of when 911

606
00:34:24,199 –> 00:34:27,840
happened and there was all this,
like, goodwill toward the United

607
00:34:27,840 –> 00:34:30,520
States and then we just fucked
it up by invading the wrong

608
00:34:30,520 –> 00:34:33,920
countries.
Jason Kelsey immediately after

609
00:34:33,920 –> 00:34:37,080
walking away with that kids
phone, the kid walks up to him

610
00:34:37,080 –> 00:34:41,239
to get his phone back and Jason
Kelsey says you’re the F slur.

611
00:34:41,360 –> 00:34:43,800
Yeah.
So Jason Kelsey turns around and

612
00:34:44,400 –> 00:34:47,800
like, when I first saw that
video, I was like, fuck, yeah.

613
00:34:47,800 –> 00:34:50,920
And then I saw that second part
and it was like, oh fuck you

614
00:34:50,920 –> 00:34:52,760
too, damn it.
Yeah.

615
00:34:52,840 –> 00:34:55,360
No, no, no.
It’s just also.

616
00:34:55,679 –> 00:34:59,840
I’m not surprised to hear Jason
Kelsey use that word.

617
00:34:59,840 –> 00:35:02,560
He’s a fucking professional
football player.

618
00:35:02,720 –> 00:35:05,520
He’s super fucking white.
He’s from Ohio.

619
00:35:05,680 –> 00:35:08,200
He didn’t play in the WNBA,
let’s put it like that.

620
00:35:09,000 –> 00:35:11,600
Yeah.
Also, I love that the insult is

621
00:35:11,800 –> 00:35:16,280
your brother’s at F Forsler for
dating Taylor Swift.

622
00:35:17,080 –> 00:35:19,520
Like fellas is.
Gay to have a girlfriend?

623
00:35:20,080 –> 00:35:24,200
Well I mean, in some cases, yes.
If you’re also a woman, then

624
00:35:24,200 –> 00:35:25,800
yes, that would absolutely be
gay.

625
00:35:25,800 –> 00:35:27,920
That’s literally like what a
lesbian is.

626
00:35:28,120 –> 00:35:29,440
Definition.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

627
00:35:29,640 –> 00:35:30,280
Yeah, no.
So.

628
00:35:31,240 –> 00:35:35,200
But yeah, in this case, yeah,
what a weird you just wanted to

629
00:35:35,200 –> 00:35:38,320
call him that word and couldn’t
think of a good reason to.

630
00:35:38,520 –> 00:35:42,840
Yeah, no.
It reminds me of like, I forgot

631
00:35:42,840 –> 00:35:46,480
one time when I was a little
kid, I called my uncle and my

632
00:35:46,480 –> 00:35:51,280
dad both idiots because they
were arguing and one of them

633
00:35:51,280 –> 00:35:54,800
called the other a motherfucker
and like, are you stupid?

634
00:35:54,800 –> 00:35:57,800
That’s both my grandma and
they’re just paused and they’re

635
00:35:57,800 –> 00:36:01,680
like, yeah, like they realized
what they had just said.

636
00:36:01,920 –> 00:36:04,480
It’s so dumb.
Fun times with that.

637
00:36:04,480 –> 00:36:07,760
But yeah, no, I did not actually
see the second part where he

638
00:36:07,760 –> 00:36:11,240
dropped that F slur.
But again, not surprised if you

639
00:36:11,240 –> 00:36:15,040
were to tell me that he had.
So see if they talk about that

640
00:36:15,040 –> 00:36:19,880
on the podcast.
Also, I feel if Taylor Swift had

641
00:36:19,880 –> 00:36:24,240
any type of contractual stuff in
there, I think there would be a

642
00:36:24,240 –> 00:36:27,680
section of your brother can’t
drop homophobic slurs.

643
00:36:27,680 –> 00:36:32,360
I have a fan base to do.
This next one I can slip an

644
00:36:32,360 –> 00:36:34,640
extra Taylor Swift conspiracy in
here.

645
00:36:34,800 –> 00:36:36,360
I don’t know if I’ve run this
past you.

646
00:36:36,360 –> 00:36:39,440
I know I’ve said it on a few
podcasts, but I’ve never done a

647
00:36:39,440 –> 00:36:42,480
full episode.
This next story is about Jimmy

648
00:36:42,480 –> 00:36:44,080
Hoffa.
Oh yeah, Taylor Hoffa.

649
00:36:44,200 –> 00:36:47,800
Former his niece head what?
I was just joking.

650
00:36:47,800 –> 00:36:50,560
I was saying Taylor Hoffa is his
niece and she changed it to

651
00:36:50,560 –> 00:36:55,080
Swift, you know?
I have a unprovable theory.

652
00:36:55,080 –> 00:36:57,320
I’d probably have to like
Freedom of Information act

653
00:36:57,320 –> 00:37:01,920
request some shit.
But I have a feeling in my gut

654
00:37:02,000 –> 00:37:05,840
that when Taylor Swift gave
those huge bonus checks to all

655
00:37:05,840 –> 00:37:09,760
of her truck drivers, I think
the Teamsters might have kind of

656
00:37:09,760 –> 00:37:11,640
strong armed her into doing
that.

657
00:37:11,760 –> 00:37:17,080
Because what was happening in LA
at that time was a hotel workers

658
00:37:17,080 –> 00:37:19,840
strike.
And the Teamsters?

659
00:37:20,000 –> 00:37:23,920
Well, for one thing, the hotel
workers called on Taylor Swift

660
00:37:23,920 –> 00:37:27,800
to cancel her shows out of
solidarity, and she, like,

661
00:37:27,800 –> 00:37:30,880
didn’t even reply.
The Teamsters, meanwhile, were

662
00:37:30,880 –> 00:37:35,200
refusing to cross picket lines
in LA to make deliveries where

663
00:37:35,200 –> 00:37:39,200
workers were striking.
Is it that improbable that

664
00:37:39,200 –> 00:37:42,400
someone from the Teamsters could
have gone to Taylor Swift and

665
00:37:42,400 –> 00:37:46,280
been like, oh, you don’t want to
stand with hotel workers but we

666
00:37:46,280 –> 00:37:49,960
might Now how do you get all
your shit to LA for these five

667
00:37:49,960 –> 00:37:53,600
shows on the Era’s tour?
It would absolutely be worth her

668
00:37:53,600 –> 00:37:57,800
fucking time, money, everything
to be like, you’re right.

669
00:37:57,960 –> 00:38:03,960
How’s 2?
Because $250,000 per driver,

670
00:38:04,080 –> 00:38:04,880
that is.
How many?

671
00:38:04,880 –> 00:38:08,080
Drivers.
It was like 11:50 I think

672
00:38:08,240 –> 00:38:09,400
that’s.
Nothing for her.

673
00:38:09,600 –> 00:38:14,280
I know it’s nothing for her but
when like it is weird fucking

674
00:38:14,280 –> 00:38:16,800
timing.
No, no, I’m not disagreeing with

675
00:38:16,800 –> 00:38:18,680
you.
I’m just saying if you present,

676
00:38:18,680 –> 00:38:21,840
if the Teamsters went up to her
and presented that option of do

677
00:38:21,840 –> 00:38:23,520
you want your shit where it
needs to be?

678
00:38:23,520 –> 00:38:26,280
Give us that, She’d be like, Oh
yeah, no, the math works out.

679
00:38:26,360 –> 00:38:28,040
Just yeah, fucking pay them.
I don’t give it.

680
00:38:28,040 –> 00:38:30,480
Like that’s one of those things
that I don’t even think would

681
00:38:30,480 –> 00:38:33,280
get to Taylor.
I think just like somebody in

682
00:38:33,280 –> 00:38:36,280
her logistics thing would be
like, this isn’t even worth her

683
00:38:36,280 –> 00:38:38,680
fucking time.
Just fucking give them the two

684
00:38:38,680 –> 00:38:41,720
mil or whatever.
It’s like, yeah, we’ll make that

685
00:38:41,720 –> 00:38:45,080
back in revenue from just sales
for, like, T-shirts that week.

686
00:38:45,320 –> 00:38:48,720
It’s just sometimes there’s shit
that’s going to get to the

687
00:38:48,720 –> 00:38:51,240
boss’s table, and that one just
feels like something where

688
00:38:51,240 –> 00:38:53,920
they’d just be like, what’s it
going to take to get this done?

689
00:38:54,120 –> 00:38:55,840
This done?
Yeah.

690
00:38:56,320 –> 00:38:57,880
Yeah, I kind of hope that’s what
happened.

691
00:38:58,600 –> 00:39:00,560
But yeah, no, that doesn’t seem
too crazy.

692
00:39:00,560 –> 00:39:03,680
That seems completely, like,
logical, especially dealing with

693
00:39:03,680 –> 00:39:07,600
like logistics like that with
Teamsters and just shipping and

694
00:39:07,600 –> 00:39:09,320
stuff like that.
So yeah.

695
00:39:09,520 –> 00:39:13,960
But now let’s talk about the
actual story, which is it’s

696
00:39:13,960 –> 00:39:16,480
about Jimmy Hoffa.
So I know a lot of people out

697
00:39:16,480 –> 00:39:19,560
there, if you’re even a little
bit in the know when it comes to

698
00:39:19,560 –> 00:39:22,600
the NFL and Jimmy Hoffa both, I
know what you’re thinking.

699
00:39:22,600 –> 00:39:25,360
Oh, we’re going to talk about
the theory that he’s buried

700
00:39:25,400 –> 00:39:29,080
under the Meadowlands where the
Giants and The Jets play.

701
00:39:29,200 –> 00:39:32,880
No, no, no, no.
Might have been at some point.

702
00:39:33,040 –> 00:39:35,640
And we did just talk about it.
So there’s that.

703
00:39:35,800 –> 00:39:40,600
But against all odds, there is
another NFL stadium that people

704
00:39:40,600 –> 00:39:43,280
think Jimmy Hoffa might be
buried under.

705
00:39:43,400 –> 00:39:47,240
And when I say that, I mean
former NFL stadium, Milwaukee

706
00:39:47,240 –> 00:39:51,320
County Stadium, where the Green
Bay Packers, I think, played one

707
00:39:51,320 –> 00:39:55,000
game a season for a long time.
I think it was only one, might

708
00:39:55,000 –> 00:39:59,320
have been two games so the city
folk could get in on the fun.

709
00:39:59,480 –> 00:40:04,880
And an outfit called the Case
Breakers, who are apparently.

710
00:40:05,320 –> 00:40:09,920
Yeah, a group of Internet
sleuths look into cold cases.

711
00:40:10,520 –> 00:40:14,280
They think Jimmy Hoffa might be
buried where Milwaukee County

712
00:40:14,280 –> 00:40:17,080
Stadium used to be.
It’s not there anymore.

713
00:40:17,160 –> 00:40:21,000
They believe his remains were
moved to Milwaukee County

714
00:40:21,000 –> 00:40:24,720
Stadium in 1995.
And the thing they’re basing

715
00:40:24,720 –> 00:40:29,000
this on is interesting.
There is a Sergeant, Harold

716
00:40:29,080 –> 00:40:35,640
Walters, who worked in the area,
and he gave a playing card card

717
00:40:35,960 –> 00:40:40,680
to his niece a year before he
died in 1996.

718
00:40:40,880 –> 00:40:45,080
It is an ace of spades card.
And he gave it to her and said,

719
00:40:45,080 –> 00:40:47,600
if something happens to me,
you’ll know what to do.

720
00:40:47,720 –> 00:40:52,280
Well, this card, as it turns
out, has Jimmy Hoffa’s name

721
00:40:52,280 –> 00:40:55,920
written on it.
A Chicago Mafia Don named Joey

722
00:40:55,920 –> 00:40:59,840
Ayupa’s name is written on it.
And the words third base

723
00:40:59,840 –> 00:41:02,320
Milwaukee County Stadium is
written on it.

724
00:41:02,480 –> 00:41:08,000
And what the case Breakers, I
think, is this is him confessing

725
00:41:08,000 –> 00:41:11,120
to knowing where Jimmy Hoffa’s
body is buried.

726
00:41:11,240 –> 00:41:13,960
You know it’s going to be good
when you have what the case

727
00:41:13,960 –> 00:41:18,560
Breakers think up there with on
the Pat McAfee show.

728
00:41:19,000 –> 00:41:22,800
But yeah, so there’s more to
this, but I have to.

729
00:41:23,720 –> 00:41:27,600
So the theory is that they did
they always bury it there or did

730
00:41:27,600 –> 00:41:31,960
they move it to there?
That it was moved there in 1995.

731
00:41:32,160 –> 00:41:36,840
I love the idea that they had
the option of moving a body and

732
00:41:36,840 –> 00:41:39,880
instead of just, hey, this would
be a good time just to throw it

733
00:41:39,880 –> 00:41:43,400
in a lake or something and just
finally get rid of this evidence

734
00:41:43,400 –> 00:41:47,280
or burn it so no one sees it or
bury it somewhere no one will

735
00:41:47,280 –> 00:41:49,840
ever find it.
Let’s go to another stadium

736
00:41:49,840 –> 00:41:53,240
because we want to honor what
the original mobsters would have

737
00:41:53,240 –> 00:41:54,720
thought.
You got to keep it.

738
00:41:54,880 –> 00:41:57,360
It’s like Wendy, they do a
remake of a movie.

739
00:41:57,360 –> 00:42:00,120
You don’t throw everything out.
You keep some of the stuff so

740
00:42:00,120 –> 00:42:01,800
that people are familiar with
it.

741
00:42:01,880 –> 00:42:03,600
Yeah.
Well I’m going to tell you

742
00:42:03,600 –> 00:42:05,760
something else that I think
might change your mind, Logan.

743
00:42:05,760 –> 00:42:10,280
They brought a dog named Moxie
to the site and Moxie barked and

744
00:42:10,280 –> 00:42:14,960
nosed at 4 locations near where
third base would have been at

745
00:42:14,960 –> 00:42:17,560
the old stadium.
But I also read a thing where

746
00:42:17,560 –> 00:42:21,840
they were like also home plate
isn’t where it says it is, isn’t

747
00:42:21,840 –> 00:42:23,960
it?
Or does saying that part make

748
00:42:23,960 –> 00:42:25,840
your third base theory work
better?

749
00:42:26,400 –> 00:42:31,960
Moxie’s OK.
So they brought a snitch dog,

750
00:42:32,080 –> 00:42:33,800
and the snitch dog found this
baseline.

751
00:42:34,560 –> 00:42:36,040
Yeah.
So.

752
00:42:36,240 –> 00:42:37,400
OK, All right.
Yeah.

753
00:42:37,400 –> 00:42:41,720
So this kind of just takes away
everything because obviously

754
00:42:41,720 –> 00:42:44,120
this is true now.
Dogs have never been known to

755
00:42:44,120 –> 00:42:48,280
find weird shit, which is why
their testimony is just 100%

756
00:42:48,280 –> 00:42:52,000
accurate in court.
The other thing that is really

757
00:42:52,000 –> 00:42:56,280
problematic about this claim,
there is a fourth thing written

758
00:42:56,280 –> 00:42:59,640
on the card, which is the date
that this is alleged to have

759
00:42:59,640 –> 00:43:06,160
happened, 9/16/95, which as a
baseball fan Logan, you will

760
00:43:06,160 –> 00:43:08,200
note part of the baseball
season.

761
00:43:08,440 –> 00:43:10,920
Yep, last month.
Still happening.

762
00:43:11,040 –> 00:43:14,440
This is also where the Milwaukee
Brewers played primarily.

763
00:43:14,440 –> 00:43:17,800
The Packers were shoehorning
this into an NFL thing because

764
00:43:17,800 –> 00:43:19,760
the Packers played there like
once a year.

765
00:43:20,280 –> 00:43:23,640
That is where the Brewers played
and baseball season was

766
00:43:23,640 –> 00:43:27,160
happening at that point.
Apparently the Brewers were on a

767
00:43:27,160 –> 00:43:31,160
road trip on this exact date,
but the article will link to

768
00:43:31,160 –> 00:43:36,840
They were able to find a video
from a game on 926, so 10 days

769
00:43:36,840 –> 00:43:41,360
later and there was no like
headstone Jimmy Hoffa at third

770
00:43:41,360 –> 00:43:45,520
base or anything.
If nothing else, you wouldn’t do

771
00:43:45,520 –> 00:43:47,360
it in the middle of baseball
season.

772
00:43:47,520 –> 00:43:49,440
That’s dumb.
Wouldn’t you do it during the

773
00:43:49,440 –> 00:43:52,320
strike?
That was a year beforehand where

774
00:43:52,320 –> 00:43:54,920
no one was there?
You had a whole stadium, dum

775
00:43:54,920 –> 00:43:56,680
dum.
And I’m sure the strike was on

776
00:43:56,680 –> 00:44:00,480
your radar as Teamsters probably
pay attention to labor issues

777
00:44:00,480 –> 00:44:02,160
like that.
Yeah, that would have been a way

778
00:44:02,160 –> 00:44:04,560
better time to do it.
Yeah, this is what I mean.

779
00:44:04,680 –> 00:44:08,040
Why?
Why would you do this if you had

780
00:44:08,040 –> 00:44:09,600
the chance to get rid of the
body the first time?

781
00:44:10,080 –> 00:44:13,400
Why would you even bury him
under fucking the Meadowlands?

782
00:44:13,600 –> 00:44:15,360
Why wouldn’t you throw him in a
swamp?

783
00:44:15,720 –> 00:44:18,240
Why wouldn’t you just throw him
into a grave in the middle of

784
00:44:18,240 –> 00:44:20,160
nowhere?
Why would you put him under a

785
00:44:20,160 –> 00:44:22,600
baseball stadium?
Why would you put him under a

786
00:44:22,600 –> 00:44:24,240
football stadium?
Why?

787
00:44:25,320 –> 00:44:28,280
And it’s not like putting him
under there means he’s never

788
00:44:28,280 –> 00:44:30,960
going to be found.
At the point they would have

789
00:44:30,960 –> 00:44:34,760
done this, Milwaukee County
Stadium was on its way to be

790
00:44:34,880 –> 00:44:39,520
torn down by that point.
Also how did they get into the

791
00:44:39,520 –> 00:44:43,600
stadium with Jimmy Hoffa’s
corpse and no one noticing like.

792
00:44:44,120 –> 00:44:45,880
Yeah.
Did they just sneak in?

793
00:44:45,920 –> 00:44:47,840
And if so, how did they?
Weekend at Bernie’s.

794
00:44:48,760 –> 00:44:53,160
Yeah, they were at a game.
They put Hoffa in the sausage

795
00:44:53,240 –> 00:44:55,880
soup for the Wiener races
because it was at Brewers

796
00:44:55,880 –> 00:44:57,960
Stadium.
It was in the Bratwurst.

797
00:44:59,960 –> 00:45:03,440
Oh man, what a stupid theory.
But I mean, you know, if you

798
00:45:03,440 –> 00:45:07,800
can’t trust the case Busters who
I looked that up when we did the

799
00:45:07,800 –> 00:45:11,000
codes, these are also the dudes
that said that they cracked the

800
00:45:11,000 –> 00:45:13,600
Zodiac case and the FBI is like,
no thanks.

801
00:45:14,240 –> 00:45:15,360
So.
Oh yeah.

802
00:45:15,520 –> 00:45:19,160
You know, it’s interesting you
bring that up because there is

803
00:45:19,160 –> 00:45:24,760
another theory about Jimmy Hoffa
that a guy named Edward Wayne

804
00:45:24,760 –> 00:45:27,640
Edwards.
Yes, he’s a serial killer named

805
00:45:27,640 –> 00:45:32,400
Edward Wayne Edwards.
His son is adamant that his dad

806
00:45:32,520 –> 00:45:36,440
was the Zodiac Killer.
And there’s a whole documentary

807
00:45:36,440 –> 00:45:38,040
about it.
And at the end, there’s this

808
00:45:38,040 –> 00:45:42,040
really weird part where he’s
like, hey, San Francisco PD, you

809
00:45:42,040 –> 00:45:45,320
have the Zodiac killer’s DNA.
I got my dad’s DNA.

810
00:45:45,320 –> 00:45:48,840
You want to compare them?
And the San Francisco PD did not

811
00:45:49,120 –> 00:45:51,360
want to compare that shit, and
they still have not.

812
00:45:51,640 –> 00:45:55,280
I think the kid makes a good
case, but what’s interesting is

813
00:45:55,280 –> 00:45:59,080
he actually thinks his dad was
the Zodiac killer, the Atlanta

814
00:45:59,080 –> 00:46:01,880
child murderer.
He thinks he killed Jonbenet

815
00:46:01,880 –> 00:46:03,440
Ramsey, which that one I don’t
buy.

816
00:46:03,440 –> 00:46:06,840
The Atlanta child murderer I do
think, but he also thinks his

817
00:46:06,840 –> 00:46:10,560
dad killed Jimmy Hoffa.
And here’s the thing, his dad

818
00:46:10,560 –> 00:46:16,520
was part of Jimmy Hoffa’s inner
circle at the time Jimmy Hoffa

819
00:46:16,640 –> 00:46:19,280
went missing.
And what this guy’s son, what

820
00:46:19,280 –> 00:46:22,400
son says is my dad was a killer
of opportunity.

821
00:46:22,520 –> 00:46:25,480
If he saw a murder he thought he
could get away with, he would

822
00:46:25,480 –> 00:46:28,640
just do it.
And what he thinks is his dad

823
00:46:28,800 –> 00:46:32,080
saw this very famous argument
that happened between Jimmy

824
00:46:32,080 –> 00:46:35,400
Hoffa and another guy who’s
suspected of killing him.

825
00:46:35,600 –> 00:46:38,560
And in that moment was like, oh,
if I kill him, people are just

826
00:46:38,560 –> 00:46:41,360
going to think this guy that
everyone saw him arguing with.

827
00:46:41,680 –> 00:46:45,520
It’s like a found 20.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

828
00:46:45,600 –> 00:46:52,560
And it’s a fucking interesting.
But it’s just that seems more

829
00:46:52,560 –> 00:46:56,080
reasonable than we murdered him,
buried him under the

830
00:46:56,080 –> 00:46:59,840
Meadowlands, dug him up and then
moved him like fucking King

831
00:46:59,840 –> 00:47:03,760
Tut’s corpse to the fucking
British Museum and then buried

832
00:47:03,760 –> 00:47:08,920
him under the water under a
stadium in Milwaukee a second

833
00:47:08,920 –> 00:47:11,080
time that was going to get
demolished anyway.

834
00:47:11,240 –> 00:47:15,480
So if they did demolish it, is
it still there where they that’s

835
00:47:15,480 –> 00:47:17,200
what they’re saying.
It’s still they never the.

836
00:47:17,640 –> 00:47:19,000
Body is still there.
There, Yeah.

837
00:47:19,200 –> 00:47:23,960
We have at this point GPS and a
bunch of things that can

838
00:47:23,960 –> 00:47:27,800
perfectly align with where the
third baseline was and tell you

839
00:47:27,800 –> 00:47:30,480
the exact thing and they’re
still saying no.

840
00:47:30,480 –> 00:47:34,000
The home plate might have moved
because this dog barked at it.

841
00:47:35,280 –> 00:47:40,480
Yes, science slogan science.
Oh shit.

842
00:47:40,640 –> 00:47:44,720
Well, I mean, if the Packers did
play there a couple of times,

843
00:47:44,720 –> 00:47:49,200
there is a theory that maybe the
magnets from their stadium might

844
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:52,760
have thrown that shit off
because dogs shit in accordance

845
00:47:52,760 –> 00:47:55,920
to the electromagnetic spectrum.
That’s why they spin around and

846
00:47:55,920 –> 00:47:57,400
stuff.
So maybe that threw it off when

847
00:47:57,400 –> 00:47:59,520
they found the corpse.
I mean, that is the science.

848
00:47:59,520 –> 00:48:00,800
It checks out.
Don’t look at that.

849
00:48:00,800 –> 00:48:03,320
Yeah, no.
What if the dog shit on Jimmy

850
00:48:03,320 –> 00:48:06,880
Hoffa’s grave?
The dog just really is anti

851
00:48:06,880 –> 00:48:10,080
union.
It’s an A cab dog just yet.

852
00:48:11,640 –> 00:48:15,720
So yeah, if anyone has a shovel
and is in the vicinity of

853
00:48:15,720 –> 00:48:18,760
Milwaukee County Stadium, go dig
up the third base area and let

854
00:48:18,760 –> 00:48:21,080
us know in the comments if you
find Jimmy Hoffa.

855
00:48:21,720 –> 00:48:25,080
So this next story, this is
barely a conspiracy.

856
00:48:25,080 –> 00:48:28,800
It is more of an opinion, but I
think it might be the most

857
00:48:28,800 –> 00:48:31,960
believable thing on this list.
Extremely logical.

858
00:48:32,000 –> 00:48:35,040
What we’ve talked about so far
is like why would you do this?

859
00:48:35,560 –> 00:48:38,200
How would you do this?
And does it make sense that you

860
00:48:38,200 –> 00:48:41,320
would have done this for this
thing and how you did it and

861
00:48:41,760 –> 00:48:44,840
checks all those boxes?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

862
00:48:44,960 –> 00:48:49,240
It’s from a Reddit thread about
NFL conspiracies posted by a

863
00:48:49,240 –> 00:48:53,000
user called Cut Silly 5949.
Asked for them by name.

864
00:48:53,000 –> 00:48:54,960
Tell them conspiracy the show
sent you.

865
00:48:55,280 –> 00:48:56,560
I’m just going to read it
verbatim.

866
00:48:56,640 –> 00:48:59,520
It’s a little long, I apologize,
but here goes.

867
00:48:59,720 –> 00:49:02,480
It’s not really conspiracy
because it’s out in the open,

868
00:49:02,680 –> 00:49:06,560
but I think that the entire
Patriot dynasty is tainted not

869
00:49:06,560 –> 00:49:10,200
because of deflated footballs or
secret cameras, but because they

870
00:49:10,200 –> 00:49:15,360
circumvented the salary cap to
pay Tom Brady way below market

871
00:49:15,360 –> 00:49:19,880
value in 2013.
Brady and Alex Guerrero, his

872
00:49:19,880 –> 00:49:23,760
Quack fitness trainer, opened
ATB 12 Center at Gillette

873
00:49:23,760 –> 00:49:26,080
Stadium.
That was the same year Brady

874
00:49:26,080 –> 00:49:32,400
renegotiated his contract for
five years, $57 million, so 13.6

875
00:49:32,400 –> 00:49:35,520
million per year.
This was seen as a big hometown

876
00:49:35,520 –> 00:49:38,920
discount at the time.
Everyone lauded Brady for his

877
00:49:38,920 –> 00:49:42,560
willingness to self sacrifice
for the betterment of the team.

878
00:49:42,880 –> 00:49:45,600
That’s what you can do when you
got Giselle money coming into

879
00:49:45,600 –> 00:49:47,080
your household.
Yeah.

880
00:49:48,760 –> 00:49:52,760
However, we know that Kraft was
paying Brady outside of the

881
00:49:52,760 –> 00:49:57,560
collective agreement for
services rendered by TB12 for

882
00:49:57,560 –> 00:49:59,760
various athletes that trained
there.

883
00:49:59,840 –> 00:50:04,600
We know this because in 2015,
Brady’s iPhone data was leaked.

884
00:50:04,960 –> 00:50:08,240
There are conversations between
himself and an employee from the

885
00:50:08,240 –> 00:50:11,760
Patriots regarding a check for
TB12.

886
00:50:11,880 –> 00:50:16,160
How much for what services?
Who owned the TB12 building?

887
00:50:16,320 –> 00:50:18,080
All this money can add up
quickly.

888
00:50:18,240 –> 00:50:22,800
I suspect that Kraft cut Brady a
deal for TB12 so Brady could

889
00:50:22,800 –> 00:50:26,160
earn additional money that
wouldn’t count against the

890
00:50:26,160 –> 00:50:29,520
salary cap.
There’s more, but I think that

891
00:50:29,520 –> 00:50:33,040
makes a lot of fucking sense.
Yeah, I mean, teams are always

892
00:50:33,040 –> 00:50:35,960
trying to figure out ways to get
around shit like that and

893
00:50:35,960 –> 00:50:38,680
navigate salary cap loopholes
and stuff.

894
00:50:39,080 –> 00:50:42,920
I mean, there’s a reason that we
celebrate Bobby Benia Day.

895
00:50:43,320 –> 00:50:45,760
Oh yeah.
Wait, is it Bobby Benia who’s

896
00:50:45,760 –> 00:50:47,920
still being paid?
Who is the Mets player who had

897
00:50:47,920 –> 00:50:51,080
that thing where he deferred
like all of his paycheck years

898
00:50:51,080 –> 00:50:55,720
later and it was tied into?
Bobby Bonilla, yeah, he is paid

899
00:50:55,880 –> 00:50:58,960
$1.19 million annually.
Oh, wait, yeah, it is Bobby

900
00:50:58,960 –> 00:51:01,320
Bonilla.
So Bobby Bonilla, they deferred

901
00:51:01,320 –> 00:51:04,400
his salary for years, so he’s
still getting paid like now.

902
00:51:04,520 –> 00:51:07,200
And The funny thing is, is the
reason they did that is because

903
00:51:07,200 –> 00:51:10,640
they thought they would make so
much money off of investing with

904
00:51:10,880 –> 00:51:13,280
anzi scheme guy Bernie Madoff.
Bernie Madoff.

905
00:51:13,600 –> 00:51:16,280
Yeah, there’s tons of times
where you see stupid shit like

906
00:51:16,280 –> 00:51:19,480
this trying to like navigate
salary cap and it makes sense.

907
00:51:19,520 –> 00:51:23,200
Oh, if we go around the cap like
this, we have a better team.

908
00:51:23,200 –> 00:51:26,920
We can pay this.
This is logical financial

909
00:51:26,920 –> 00:51:29,400
conspiracies because that just
makes sense.

910
00:51:29,400 –> 00:51:33,880
More than Jimmy Hoffa might be
buried under 2 same 2 cemeteries

911
00:51:33,880 –> 00:51:37,520
at the same time, or Taylor
Swift made me sign a freed up

912
00:51:37,600 –> 00:51:41,000
contractor, whatever weird shit.
Yeah, Bobby Bonilla gets that

913
00:51:41,000 –> 00:51:43,600
money until 2035.
Yep.

914
00:51:43,720 –> 00:51:45,560
Yeah, no Bobby Bonilla Day
every.

915
00:51:46,000 –> 00:51:48,280
Fucking move on his part.
Holy shit.

916
00:51:49,040 –> 00:51:51,000
That’s Otani’s contract too,
yeah.

917
00:51:51,240 –> 00:51:54,640
Same thing.
Like 2 in a year and then after

918
00:51:54,640 –> 00:51:57,040
that contract’s up, he starts.
But here’s the thing, both of

919
00:51:57,040 –> 00:51:59,960
those guys contracts were
completely legal within the

920
00:51:59,960 –> 00:52:02,880
confines of the salary cap and
there’s tons of times where

921
00:52:02,880 –> 00:52:06,200
people try to get around shit
like that and do things that

922
00:52:06,200 –> 00:52:08,800
just involve weird shit
involving that.

923
00:52:08,880 –> 00:52:12,920
Right now in MLS this is also
legal, but we have the Miami

924
00:52:12,920 –> 00:52:15,280
team who got.
I’m blanking on the soccer

925
00:52:15,280 –> 00:52:17,000
players.
Same best soccer player in the

926
00:52:17,000 –> 00:52:18,240
world.
Messi.

927
00:52:18,560 –> 00:52:20,440
Messi, Yeah.
Why did I blank all that?

928
00:52:20,680 –> 00:52:23,720
But Messi was offered like, part
ownership and like all this

929
00:52:23,720 –> 00:52:25,720
other stuff.
And they’re like, there’s ways

930
00:52:25,720 –> 00:52:29,680
to get you paid that don’t
involve directly, like, your

931
00:52:29,680 –> 00:52:31,480
actual salary that you’re
getting paid.

932
00:52:31,480 –> 00:52:35,560
So Robert Kraft trying to figure
ways to save more money for hand

933
00:52:35,560 –> 00:52:39,160
jobs seems to be like in line
with the type of person he is.

934
00:52:39,160 –> 00:52:41,160
Also, Alex Guerrero’s a piece of
shit.

935
00:52:41,160 –> 00:52:42,320
We didn’t really talk about
that.

936
00:52:43,280 –> 00:52:47,400
The dude has a three paragraph
section in his Wikipedia that is

937
00:52:47,400 –> 00:52:51,640
sanctioning by the FTC, so you
know.

938
00:52:51,840 –> 00:52:54,760
Yeah, maybe Robert Kraft is
trying to raise enough money to

939
00:52:54,760 –> 00:52:56,680
buy a Super Bowl ring back from
Putin.

940
00:52:57,000 –> 00:53:00,480
From Vladimir Putin, yeah, I
like other just like just let it

941
00:53:00,480 –> 00:53:02,120
go, Just let it go.
He’s like, okay, bye.

942
00:53:03,000 –> 00:53:06,480
Yeah, I’ve heard that is like in
a display case in a library

943
00:53:06,480 –> 00:53:08,760
inside the Kremlin.
I love that.

944
00:53:09,520 –> 00:53:11,200
Love it.
That was probably his plan for

945
00:53:11,200 –> 00:53:16,160
Britney Griner, yeah.
So, yeah, cut.

946
00:53:16,160 –> 00:53:17,920
Silly 5949.
Good job.

947
00:53:17,920 –> 00:53:19,400
I think you’re right.
All right.

948
00:53:19,440 –> 00:53:23,840
Last story.
This one is a doozy.

949
00:53:24,000 –> 00:53:26,640
Virginia Mccaskey had her
brother killed.

950
00:53:26,640 –> 00:53:29,960
Virginia Mccaskey, of course,
Owner of the Chicago Bears.

951
00:53:30,520 –> 00:53:34,880
From the Chicago Bears.
People don’t realize they are

952
00:53:35,000 –> 00:53:38,880
old as fucking dinosaurs.
They have been a professional

953
00:53:38,880 –> 00:53:42,240
football team for a long, long
time.

954
00:53:42,320 –> 00:53:44,240
They’re literally a charter
franchise.

955
00:53:44,640 –> 00:53:48,360
Like it’s them and the Arizona
Cardinals who was, who were also

956
00:53:48,360 –> 00:53:51,760
the Chicago Cardinals back then.
To give you an example, how old

957
00:53:51,760 –> 00:53:56,640
the Bears are, their owner,
Virginia Mccaskey, is 101 years

958
00:53:56,640 –> 00:53:57,920
old, I think.
Yeah.

959
00:53:58,200 –> 00:54:03,280
And she got it from her dad.
And that’s kind of what this

960
00:54:03,280 –> 00:54:06,760
theory is about is how did she
get it from her dad?

961
00:54:07,760 –> 00:54:12,520
Because the thinking was always
that the family business was

962
00:54:12,520 –> 00:54:15,400
going to go to her brother.
What was his?

963
00:54:15,400 –> 00:54:17,480
Mugs.
He is George Hollis junior.

964
00:54:17,480 –> 00:54:21,760
Everyone just called him mugs
which is a lot easier than just

965
00:54:21,760 –> 00:54:25,080
calling him junior or something.
But then Mugs died of a heart

966
00:54:25,080 –> 00:54:30,360
attack, and Virginia Mccaskey
ended up getting his share.

967
00:54:30,520 –> 00:54:33,800
And.
It’s a shady way she got it too,

968
00:54:34,080 –> 00:54:37,160
yeah.
Yeah, because there were.

969
00:54:37,160 –> 00:54:39,880
He had two kids.
Her brother had two kids.

970
00:54:39,880 –> 00:54:43,720
Two children who were like 11
and 12 or 13 something like.

971
00:54:43,880 –> 00:54:47,280
Right.
And because her brother died, it

972
00:54:47,280 –> 00:54:51,520
gave her kind of like a
controlling share in the

973
00:54:51,560 –> 00:54:55,080
ownership of the bears.
His kids would have had an also

974
00:54:55,080 –> 00:54:59,640
kind of ownership stake and she
devalued their shares.

975
00:55:00,000 –> 00:55:03,960
Yeah, she was put in charge of
like their trust and you know,

976
00:55:03,960 –> 00:55:07,320
once they turn of age they would
have had that and they would

977
00:55:07,320 –> 00:55:10,360
have had the controlling.
But as owner of the trust, she

978
00:55:10,360 –> 00:55:13,320
decided to reorganize it.
So they got fucked over, which

979
00:55:13,480 –> 00:55:15,520
as you said.
Yeah, they got, I mean, she

980
00:55:15,760 –> 00:55:18,560
bought their shares for what
sounds like a lot of money.

981
00:55:18,560 –> 00:55:21,680
I think it was something like
17,000,000 like. 17 but like

982
00:55:21,880 –> 00:55:24,880
fucking franchises are worth.
The shares she bought from them

983
00:55:25,040 –> 00:55:28,720
would be worth over a billion.
Yeah, it’s definitely some like

984
00:55:28,720 –> 00:55:31,040
Zuckerberg Facebook shit with
Yeah.

985
00:55:31,200 –> 00:55:35,600
And I think that is why people
suspect she had her brother

986
00:55:35,600 –> 00:55:39,120
killed, just because she’s been
kind of fucking ruthless in

987
00:55:39,120 –> 00:55:43,120
dealing with his kids in terms
of splitting up the estate.

988
00:55:43,280 –> 00:55:48,280
But then there’s also the thing
where his family had his body

989
00:55:48,280 –> 00:55:52,840
exhumed and they were hoping to
do an autopsy and found that his

990
00:55:52,840 –> 00:55:55,760
organs had been replaced with
sawdust.

991
00:55:56,160 –> 00:56:00,640
His brain, his like liver, his
heart, his spinal cord was all

992
00:56:00,640 –> 00:56:03,200
replaced with sawdust.
Because they were already

993
00:56:03,200 –> 00:56:07,320
checking to see if maybe he was
poisoned or something like that

994
00:56:07,320 –> 00:56:09,720
happened.
And you kind of have to have the

995
00:56:09,720 –> 00:56:13,520
organs in order to check for
stuff like that.

996
00:56:13,680 –> 00:56:18,520
If Virginia Mccaskey had a hand
in this and had the foresight to

997
00:56:18,520 –> 00:56:22,000
have his organs removed, that’s
Bravo.

998
00:56:22,160 –> 00:56:25,160
That is expert murderer ship
right there.

999
00:56:25,280 –> 00:56:29,600
Yeah, so this is like, this is
one of those things where I

1000
00:56:29,600 –> 00:56:33,560
think there’s truth in like the
bullshit of the conspiracy

1001
00:56:33,760 –> 00:56:38,960
because I don’t find it hard to
believe that a man in his 50s in

1002
00:56:38,960 –> 00:56:44,400
50s era Chicago, the land of
encased meats, would die of a

1003
00:56:44,400 –> 00:56:45,720
heart attack.
Suddenly.

1004
00:56:45,880 –> 00:56:50,200
That’s like we literally the
most famous Chicago show now is

1005
00:56:50,200 –> 00:56:54,800
centered around Italian beef.
So I don’t find it hard to

1006
00:56:54,800 –> 00:56:57,480
believe that a guy would have a
heart attack.

1007
00:56:57,480 –> 00:57:00,160
Like that’s just OK, shit
happens.

1008
00:57:00,560 –> 00:57:05,040
So that I think it’s more of a
crime of opportunity where it’s

1009
00:57:05,040 –> 00:57:08,880
like, oh, I’m in charge now, I’m
going to, you know, evil

1010
00:57:08,880 –> 00:57:12,280
stepmother, this bullshit or
whatever and take advantage of

1011
00:57:12,280 –> 00:57:15,000
that financially because, you
know, she has the opportunity to

1012
00:57:15,000 –> 00:57:16,800
do that.
So yeah.

1013
00:57:17,120 –> 00:57:19,920
And no, she would have had no
opportunity otherwise because

1014
00:57:19,920 –> 00:57:23,440
mugs was the era apparent.
This was some straight up, I

1015
00:57:23,440 –> 00:57:26,440
think this is more Game of
Thrones weird shit, but in terms

1016
00:57:26,440 –> 00:57:29,360
of political wranglings rather
than killing somebody.

1017
00:57:29,520 –> 00:57:34,160
So, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it’s an interesting story.

1018
00:57:34,720 –> 00:57:41,000
I did find at least one source
that talks about sawdust being a

1019
00:57:41,000 –> 00:57:47,440
thing that funeral homes use.
I’d be interested to know if all

1020
00:57:47,440 –> 00:57:51,840
of those organs were gone
entirely because the thing I

1021
00:57:51,840 –> 00:57:55,320
read, and we’ll link to this in
the show notes also is that

1022
00:57:55,440 –> 00:57:59,840
apparently sometimes when a body
is being autopsied, they when

1023
00:57:59,840 –> 00:58:03,840
they take the organs out and
preserve them in formaldehyde or

1024
00:58:03,840 –> 00:58:06,800
whatever, they sometimes lose
some of their volume.

1025
00:58:07,400 –> 00:58:10,720
Which when you put them back in,
it’s going to make the body look

1026
00:58:10,720 –> 00:58:14,480
weird because now there’s not
organs where there were and

1027
00:58:14,920 –> 00:58:17,240
sawdust or wood shavings, they
actually call them.

1028
00:58:17,240 –> 00:58:21,440
It’s not actually sawdust is one
of the things that funeral homes

1029
00:58:21,440 –> 00:58:23,480
will sometimes use to like
flesh.

1030
00:58:23,480 –> 00:58:26,680
Those organs back out, make the
body look more normal.

1031
00:58:26,800 –> 00:58:31,240
So I do wonder when they say the
organs had been replaced by

1032
00:58:31,240 –> 00:58:33,480
sawdust, does that mean
entirely?

1033
00:58:33,480 –> 00:58:40,200
Or was there passing not enough
organ left to do an autopsy and

1034
00:58:40,200 –> 00:58:42,000
that’s why there was sawdust
there?

1035
00:58:42,320 –> 00:58:45,560
And also, again, the Mccaskey’s
are incompetent.

1036
00:58:45,720 –> 00:58:49,480
This is a this is a family that
had a press conference for a

1037
00:58:49,480 –> 00:58:54,240
coach that ended up not taking
the job in the late 90s before

1038
00:58:54,240 –> 00:58:55,520
Dick Duron.
Remember that?

1039
00:58:56,800 –> 00:58:59,000
Yeah.
So it’s not like we are not

1040
00:58:59,080 –> 00:59:03,520
dealing with like criminal
masterminds here with the Bear.

1041
00:59:04,120 –> 00:59:08,120
They haven’t been able to find
the right combo of hey we should

1042
00:59:08,120 –> 00:59:13,280
hire a coach the same time we
draft a quarterback for like 3

1043
00:59:13,280 –> 00:59:16,240
decades.
So the idea of them being

1044
00:59:16,240 –> 00:59:20,120
mastermind criminals involving a
murder conspiracy is a little

1045
00:59:20,120 –> 00:59:22,040
far fetched for me.
But at the same time, I

1046
00:59:22,040 –> 00:59:24,920
absolutely think that they saw
like a crime of opportunity and

1047
00:59:24,920 –> 00:59:27,720
took that because money makes
people do people shit and

1048
00:59:27,720 –> 00:59:30,160
screwing over family members
over money is the thing that

1049
00:59:30,160 –> 00:59:34,880
happens quite frequently so.
Yeah, especially after someone

1050
00:59:34,880 –> 00:59:38,880
dies, if you’ve ever.
And through that, the fucking

1051
00:59:38,920 –> 00:59:42,600
family Wheeling and dealing
after that happens is usually

1052
00:59:42,760 –> 00:59:45,880
pretty goddamn gross.
And it seems like there’s no

1053
00:59:45,880 –> 00:59:49,440
question as to whether Virginia
Mccaskey did that part.

1054
00:59:49,520 –> 00:59:52,520
Yeah, that’s just.
She legitimately fucked these

1055
00:59:52,520 –> 00:59:57,400
kids out of a bunch of money.
Yeah, just a question of if she

1056
00:59:57,400 –> 01:00:00,280
gave her brother a heart attack,
how would you do that?

1057
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:02,080
I mean, she’s rich.
She’d find a way.

1058
01:00:02,200 –> 01:00:04,840
She’s rich.
But again, like I said, it’s

1059
01:00:04,840 –> 01:00:07,680
Chicago.
I I think that the Maxwell St.

1060
01:00:07,680 –> 01:00:11,200
Polish was going to do that job
before any Assassin’s poison got

1061
01:00:11,200 –> 01:00:13,440
there, man.
Yeah, maybe that’s why his

1062
01:00:13,440 –> 01:00:15,840
organs aren’t there.
They’re just all fucking Italian

1063
01:00:15,840 –> 01:00:19,680
sausage grease.
It’s just filled with kobasa

1064
01:00:19,880 –> 01:00:23,280
where his intestines supposed to
be, Italian beef where the braid

1065
01:00:23,280 –> 01:00:26,880
is supposed to be, and then the
sport Peppers with the spinal

1066
01:00:26,880 –> 01:00:28,920
cord for Chicago dogs.
Like, yeah.

1067
01:00:29,320 –> 01:00:30,920
What’s your take on Chicago
Dogs?

1068
01:00:31,000 –> 01:00:33,520
Not a fan.
I like Chicago style hot dogs.

1069
01:00:33,520 –> 01:00:36,600
I will say this though, I kind
of enjoy them better when

1070
01:00:36,600 –> 01:00:38,920
they’re char dogs rather than
when they’re boiled.

1071
01:00:38,920 –> 01:00:40,360
I like the texture and like
that.

1072
01:00:40,360 –> 01:00:42,880
I think it kicks it up a notch.
So I wish that they would

1073
01:00:42,880 –> 01:00:46,480
default to char dogs being the
Chicago style stuff, but I like

1074
01:00:46,480 –> 01:00:49,680
Chicago style hot dogs.
So yeah, I will defend that like

1075
01:00:49,680 –> 01:00:52,760
I will defend deep dish.
I don’t think it’s great all the

1076
01:00:52,760 –> 01:00:56,880
time, but it’s a great option
for just a different dog, Yeah.

1077
01:00:57,240 –> 01:00:58,680
Oh, I thought you’re talking
about deep dish.

1078
01:00:58,720 –> 01:01:00,080
I do think that’s great all the
time.

1079
01:01:00,320 –> 01:01:04,680
Oh I love deep dish, but.
I like the Vienna beef hot dog

1080
01:01:04,800 –> 01:01:09,160
and I like the poppy seed bun,
but I’m a mustard and chili guy.

1081
01:01:09,440 –> 01:01:12,400
See, yeah, that’s the thing.
I like different toppings with

1082
01:01:12,400 –> 01:01:14,640
hot dogs.
I’m not same thing every single

1083
01:01:14,640 –> 01:01:16,680
time with that.
Like I like having options like

1084
01:01:16,680 –> 01:01:18,200
that.
Sometimes I like caramelized

1085
01:01:18,200 –> 01:01:22,560
onions and freaking like some
type of hot mustard that you put

1086
01:01:22,560 –> 01:01:23,960
on there.
There’s tons of different

1087
01:01:23,960 –> 01:01:25,960
options you could do with dogs
that are really good.

1088
01:01:25,960 –> 01:01:29,200
So I’m not super defensive about
it, but I do get defensive when

1089
01:01:29,200 –> 01:01:31,360
people are like, Oh no, it’s
it’s terrible.

1090
01:01:31,360 –> 01:01:34,600
It’s like running it through a
garden and it’s like, good.

1091
01:01:34,880 –> 01:01:36,720
They come together, they
complement each other.

1092
01:01:36,720 –> 01:01:40,560
But yeah, I like it better when
it’s charred, I will say that.

1093
01:01:41,080 –> 01:01:44,520
And I think people at home could
just listen to how passionately

1094
01:01:44,520 –> 01:01:48,600
me and Logan are talking about
hot dogs and probably find it

1095
01:01:48,800 –> 01:01:52,120
somewhere in your heart to
believe that Mugs Hallas just

1096
01:01:52,120 –> 01:01:54,120
died of a heart attack.
Yeah, exactly.

1097
01:01:54,120 –> 01:01:57,000
We have strong takes about
encased me.

1098
01:01:57,000 –> 01:02:02,080
It’s there.
It’s I can’t express how weird

1099
01:02:02,080 –> 01:02:05,760
the Chicago diet is for somebody
out there in terms of like, how

1100
01:02:05,760 –> 01:02:09,800
do you all not have high blood
pressure and just fall over when

1101
01:02:09,800 –> 01:02:12,920
you’re 55?
That mugs house died at 52.

1102
01:02:12,920 –> 01:02:16,640
So yeah, yeah, no.
That’s the answer.

1103
01:02:16,960 –> 01:02:20,040
Yeah, and bear in mind this is
70s hot dogs where they were

1104
01:02:20,040 –> 01:02:22,920
just fucking throwing whatever
nitrates in that shit.

1105
01:02:22,920 –> 01:02:25,320
You know that he was getting
some good shit on there.

1106
01:02:25,400 –> 01:02:28,320
Although that would maybe that
would have preserved his organs.

1107
01:02:28,920 –> 01:02:33,520
No, yeah, yeah, now Virginia
Mccaskey back on the hot seat.

1108
01:02:33,880 –> 01:02:37,760
So complete side thing, we were
talking about being excited for

1109
01:02:37,760 –> 01:02:40,440
in case meets.
I was so excited that I rushed

1110
01:02:40,440 –> 01:02:43,480
to my phone and immediately
texted my best friend because

1111
01:02:43,480 –> 01:02:46,080
I’m not in the Chicago area now
I’m in Texas.

1112
01:02:46,320 –> 01:02:50,480
I excitedly texted him hey
they’re opening a Portillo’s

1113
01:02:50,480 –> 01:02:53,720
within 20 minutes of me in like
4 months.

1114
01:02:54,040 –> 01:02:56,680
That’s how much we love in case
beats and shit.

1115
01:02:56,800 –> 01:02:58,760
OK.
That is exciting also.

1116
01:02:58,760 –> 01:03:02,280
Yeah, so I would be psyched, the
man.

1117
01:03:02,680 –> 01:03:04,760
Having a heart attack from
Chicago?

1118
01:03:05,040 –> 01:03:06,640
Not surprising.
Yeah.

1119
01:03:06,920 –> 01:03:12,080
So I think that is our episode.
Logan, thank you so much for

1120
01:03:12,080 –> 01:03:12,800
thanks.
For having me.

1121
01:03:13,200 –> 01:03:16,400
Doing the pod, I already told
people they should listen to

1122
01:03:16,400 –> 01:03:22,240
WNBA, our podcast about the WNBA
and women’s sports, mostly

1123
01:03:22,240 –> 01:03:24,640
women’s basketball.
What else do we have to plug?

1124
01:03:25,160 –> 01:03:27,840
Logan, what do you got?
I’ve been popping up as guest

1125
01:03:27,840 –> 01:03:31,600
host on screenplay over at the
Gameplay Employed Network.

1126
01:03:31,600 –> 01:03:35,760
Tom is halves baby right now, so
he’s taking care of his baby so

1127
01:03:35,760 –> 01:03:37,600
I’ve.
Been is halves, baby.

1128
01:03:37,800 –> 01:03:39,880
Tom is having a Tom is halves
baby.

1129
01:03:39,880 –> 01:03:42,000
I just had a dyslexic moment
right there.

1130
01:03:42,000 –> 01:03:45,720
Just crossed wires.
But yeah, Tom’s doing baby duty.

1131
01:03:45,720 –> 01:03:49,240
So I’m just filling in for a
little bit with John Ryman.

1132
01:03:49,240 –> 01:03:52,360
So if you want to check that
out, it’s a very fun podcast.

1133
01:03:52,920 –> 01:03:56,800
Also, I’m on the socials at the
Logan Trent.

1134
01:03:57,120 –> 01:04:00,880
And if you listen to WNBA, you
know that I’m not a big fan of

1135
01:04:00,880 –> 01:04:03,160
genocide.
We could kind of just agree to

1136
01:04:03,160 –> 01:04:04,720
that.
That’s going to probably be an

1137
01:04:04,720 –> 01:04:07,760
issue that pops up a lot
tomorrow at the election and

1138
01:04:08,200 –> 01:04:13,120
we’re a lot more after that.
Oh, man, yeah, no genocide.

1139
01:04:13,120 –> 01:04:15,400
That’d be nice.
That would be so, so nice.

1140
01:04:15,600 –> 01:04:19,000
And let’s get the absolute fuck
out of here.

1141
01:04:19,000 –> 01:04:20,640
Logan say goodbye.
Bye.

1142
01:04:21,200 –> 01:04:22,240
Goodbye everybody, we love you.