Conspiracy! The Show 214: 10 Royal Family Conspiracy Theories

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Welcome to conspiracy the show.
The world’s most trusted

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conspiracy theory podcast with
your host, Adam Todd Brown and

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Olivia haydar
Hey, everybody, Welcome to

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conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam Todd Brown.

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Who are you?
I’m Olivia hide our and that

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makes us your hosts, Olivia.
How’s it going?

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It’s going good.
It’s going good.

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It’s a, you know, been a long
week.

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It’s been a weird week as far as
the world goes as far as life

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goes.
So yeah.

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But I’m good.
How are you?

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It’s I mean, like, the rest of
the world.

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I’m very sad.
Well, of course Broken oars

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devastated.
It is shock.

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Yeah, I mean, I don’t think
anyone could have seen it

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coming, but Queen Elizabeth, the
second has died.

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Wow.
So gunned down in her prime,

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fuck off to the closets, and get
your blackest jumper, throw it

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on in remembrance, I thought off
my monocle to You Queen.

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I hope things continue to run
smoothly in England while this

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power vacuum exists.
I know she does so many Any

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actual things to keep that
country running, right?

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No of course I mean there’s
always the worry that like some

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military Junta might take you
know control.

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Yeah.
In the meantime like that’s

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always a concern.
You never know.

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Yeah, stay strong England, stay
strong.

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I feel like this deserves our
attention, the country of

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England deserves our attention.
We have to be here for, of

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course, country of England.
Also someone messaged me

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recently and said we should
cover more British conspiracies.

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So yeah I guess careful what you
wish for because that guy seems

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like kind of killed the queen.
Yeah, I wanted to say like I

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think we mostly cover American
related conspiracies because

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we’re Americans.
Yeah.

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And that’s kind of what we know.
So but I do like talking about

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the good old Brits.
Yeah and I think we’ve covered

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some stuff.
I think this is the Pod where we

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talked about the UK Spy Cop.
Andy’ll where the I did.

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But I don’t know if you were on
the episode but the Metropolitan

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PD, which is like NYPD of London
were in hot water because they

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were sending out undercover cops
to like infiltrate activist

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groups in shit.
Oh, geez!

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And what they were doing in some
cases was they would like, form

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full-on romantic relationships
with the people, they were

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spying on in one.
In one case, a guy married a

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woman and had a kid with In the
whole time he was living under

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this assumed identity because
she was too involved with

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environmentalists for the UK
government’s.

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Taste was nuts.
So yeah, that’s so sad.

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We talked.
We talked about England from

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time to time.
Talked about the bombings from

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2005.
Yeah.

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Some stuff that we’re going to
cover today.

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We’ve already talked about like
the death of Princess Diana.

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We have a full episode about
that.

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I kind of wish we could.
Do an episode about that like

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once a year.
It’s my favorite.

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It’s one of my favorite
conspiracies just because I

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believe it so much but sure.
We’ll talk about it.

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We will.
Today we’re talking about 10

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royal family related
conspiracies in no particular

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order.
We’re keeping a cache where too

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grief-stricken of course to do
any, you know, really laborious

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research were not members of the
Labour party.

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Anyway.
No, we aren’t members of the

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Labour party.
Are we is that’s it would be, is

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that the good one over there?
I don’t know.

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I know north and south are are
flipped all the all the lunk

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Heads live in the North.
Now the smart people live in the

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south whereas in the u.s. it’s
reversed.

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Yeah, that’s and thought of it
lately, you know, it’s true.

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So, don’t worry, everyone,
you’re in.

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Good hands.
We clearly have a lot of

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knowledge and information about
the UK, and of course, we’re

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going to guide you through this
exploration.

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Ian of royal family related.
Yes, conspiracy theories.

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This first one got, it took me
so long to realize that this is

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not about Jason.
Lee of My Name is Earl Fame

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because I would Google this guy
and that’s whose picture would

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pop up and it didn’t seem
completely outside the realm of

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possibility.
That Jason Lee of My Name is

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Earl Fame.
Would have started a Hollywood

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gossip out.
Let well, I mean Jason Lee of My

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Name is Earl.
Fame is a Scientologist right

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Miss Lee so yeah, anything gets,
I won’t exactly.

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But it was a different Jason
Lee.

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A blogger who?
Yeah, back in February became

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convinced that the queen had
already died.

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That is conspiracy theory.
Number one that the queen died a

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long time ago.
And look, this is a really easy

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Easy mistake to make and it’s
because whenever a British royal

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is not moving.
They look dead.

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Yeah chances are they’re dead.
If they’re not me.

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Yeah.
They actually die for a little

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while and then just come back to
life.

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It’s like 100 move around.
It’s like a hybrid vehicle.

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How, you know, we’re really only
one of those that engine will

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just stop and it’s because your
batteries charged.

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And while she walks around in
that makes sense because hybrid

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vehicles do that Royal family
have that hybrid bloodline that

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we’re going to talk about later,
which that’s what makes them

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stop when they’re idling course.
So you have the queen actually

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died in February.
That is this first conspiracy.

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It was a blogger.
Again named.

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Jason Lee posted on his site,
Hollywood unlocked, and claimed

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the queen had died.
If I’m not mistaken Hollywood

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unlocked.
It’s a British site though,

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right?
Yes.

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So mind your business.
Jason Lee.

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How about you?
How about you talk about?

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The Hollywood of England which
is what England probably do,

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they have?
Yeah, I guess I guess it would

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be London.
Yeah, is that where they make

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all the movies?
All the Guy, Ritchie films, that

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make their way?
Yeah, the guy Ritchie still,

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they’re all made in London,
they’re all made right there

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smack-dab.
They’re actually made in that

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giant, pine cone built.
So he posted on Hollywood

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unlocked and claimed the queen
had died.

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And the thing is that Happens a
lot like these Outlets.

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These tiny Outlets will post
inflammatory or crazy news and

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then it finds.
All right.

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Sorry we’re wrong but they’re
just trying to get attention.

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When people called him out about
this, he doubled down and was

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like, when do not post false
stories, and we stand by our

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claim, and they were like, well,
who’s your source?

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And he was like, I’m the source,
mmm deal with it Missy.

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And then, of course, it came to
light a few days later that the

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queen was not dead.
There were pictures of her

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posted showing Her to be alive.
Hmm.

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Yeah.
Supposedly right because she was

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moving on shit, you’re right.
So after that happened, he

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finally took because he stuck
with it for a few days.

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And then finally took this
Instagram, post down and

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apologized but there’s still no
word where he got this

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information or who told him.
Yeah, I mean it I bet he just

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made it up.
Yeah.

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That mean right?
He had to of it seems like such

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a weird thing to do though
because he already had a decent

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following, he had.
Yeah.

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Like a pretty sizable audience
before that.

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I mean, I guess it would be a
thing you could do for publicity

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but I think she had covid around
that time.

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Maybe.
Yeah.

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I mean maybe he thought she died
maybe?

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Yeah.
Maybe he just like overheard it

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like at work or something.
I was just guessing.

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She went in for covid.
He was like, this is the day I

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can feel.
Lit.

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But she’s dead.
Yeah, I’m gonna post it on

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first.
I mean, we just know that she

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wasn’t.
So I whoever gave him.

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The information was also an
idiot, I just feel like if I was

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running an outlet of that size
and I reported that the queen

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was dead.
And then I looked around at all

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the other media outlets and none
of them are reporting.

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It, I’d be like, I bet I didn’t
get this scoop first.

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Something else is going on here?
Perhaps I’m wrong.

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Yeah, just feels like, yeah.
If you’re going to claim that

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One is dead and then they turn
out to be alive.

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You should probably be able to,
like, back that up, like, you

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know, but legally.
But relax, February, 20 22

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England.
The Queen Is Not Dead.

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She’s dead now.
No, she’s yes.

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But back then.
No, she was fine.

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Just fine.
No, she was almost dead.

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Yeah.
Well, that’s been that’s been

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the case for like 20 years now.
Sure thing, you know, she was in

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office too long.
I’m gonna, I’m, gonna be honest.

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I think the Royal was it was in
office for a little too long.

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Yeah, yeah.
I think I’m gonna be honest,

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even I’m gonna be even more
honest.

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I think that whole royal family
system might be a little

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outdated and unnecessary in
terms of.

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Yeah, I mean, I know it’s crazy.
I know, because I know the

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country, relies on them for so
many things.

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Yeah, I mean, they’re so busy
seneschal.

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They to so much good for people.
I read when I was researching

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this one of the conspiracy
theories, One of these Outlets

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listed was that the royal family
doesn’t do anything, right?

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And they were like, this is
false.

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They have to go to several
public appearances throughout

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the year and they were like one
of them.

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Even did 500 appearances in one
year and it’s like, okay, they

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still don’t do anything right?
Yeah, he’s taking this, he’s

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taking that rather literally
literally.

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Yeah, I would say, yeah, he is
right?

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Of course they They are very
busy, he’s like a course they

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move around and do things they
die.

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If they don’t, that Highway
bloodline, exactly read your

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Davidoff books.
There are so many people British

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people it they just there’s so
many British people who really

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care about the queen and that’s
it’s fair and like I get it but

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also like I don’t know there
that just is a cognitive leap

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that I find it.
Arresting and you know, there’s

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plenty of people in Britain who
don’t give a shit about the

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queen.
I mean like obviously, but I

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find it as funny crazier when
people in the United States care

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about the world.
Yeah, and I only know one

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person, I’m confident, she
doesn’t listen to this podcast,

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but if she does, you know who
you are.

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And I’m sorry, but I think your
obsession with the royal family

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is a little bonkers, even if
your husband is British, which

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fair fair enough, but does your
husband care about the Royal

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family that much.
I feel like he probably doesn’t.

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I’ve never asked, but man, I
guarantee you.

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She is broken up about Queen.
Elizabeth the second die.

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Sure.
And that’s like, you know, you

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live in Texas.
Stop it.

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Yeah, it is weird.
Like there is something

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something but fundamentally
weird about an American, loving

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a British Monarchy.
It’s just kind of weird.

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You know, like looking I’m not a
patriot I or And like you know,

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I don’t give a shit about
America but also like you know

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one of the it was like good to
get away from the monarchy.

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Like that was that was a good
thing to do.

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So you know I would have agreed
with it then and I don’t like

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the butter key.
Now it’s just funny that there

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are so many people who will just
if you talk about this like if

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for some reason like a tweet
about this episode goes viral

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people go fucking wild
protecting The you know, the

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monarchy it’s crazy.
Probably yeah conspiracy theory

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number two q and on fucking blah
blah blah.

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I’m so goddamn tired of talking
about q and on of course there

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are articles about them finding
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she died on 9 8 & 9, plus 8,
that equals 17 and 17.

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That’s the 17th letter of the
alphabet is Q.

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Open your eyes Olivia of course.
Yeah I know and Tina mean that’s

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only six less than the number
23, you know?

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And then, yeah, that’ll kill.
Jim Carrey Ryan, right?

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Make him write an awful Noir
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That was dramatized for, in that
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Anyway, yeah, this sucks.
I fuck you.

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I’m so sick of queueing on.
Yeah, I’m, I hate that.

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People are taking them almost
like entertainment now.

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Yeah, yes.
Like I can’t imagine, I mean,

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with all due respect to the
people making key.

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You and on podcast I hear some
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hmm.
I don’t know how much you’re

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helping like right?
I don’t know how much light

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needs to be shed on queuing on
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we have to feel like I feel like
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being a Q&A on believer and
obsessively following what q and

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non-believers believe like yeah,
there’s not a whole lot of

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difference between those two
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Like you’re one of you is the
fire and Of you is the fuel

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right?
In fact, um, yeah we’ve done a

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couple episodes that have
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can speak for both of us.
When I say outside of that, when

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something crosses into the
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purview of our podcast, we don’t
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it’s just not something that I
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outside of work.
Yeah.

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So Fuck it.
Let’s talk about something real.

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Yeah of course the queen is a
reptilian, this is a British

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conspiracy.
We have talked about a few times

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in various forms on this
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It all comes from David Icke
former if it like former

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football host.
Yeah, we’re actually

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professional football player.
Wow.

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And then he will Murr Myspace
friend to Olivia hide her 15

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year-old Olivia hide.
Our That’s quite the name drop

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their I know and yeah, he’s like
go back and listen we covered a

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documentary about his life.
Me and Connor did an episode

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about David Icke.
So there’s lots of podcast

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fodder out there.
If you want to go hear more

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about him.
But his defining conspiracy

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theory in life is that all
members of the Illuminati, and

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of course, the royal family are
members of the Illuminati.

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Mean, of course are actually
pendants of ancient hybrids

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between reptilian aliens and
humans.

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Mmm, and he claims, he’s
traveled to more than 50

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countries.
Researching this Theory and that

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people all over the globe have
provided the exact same evidence

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to back up the theory including
several CIA insiders.

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Hmm.
At which point.

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I’m like David Icke.
No, don’t believe it.

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It’s the CIA buddy the play
yeah.

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Not telling you the truth, they
might be trying to sow some

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Discord within your nation
because that’s what intelligence

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agencies do and they just
recognized you as gullible

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enough to be the one to spread
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He’s traveled the world doing
research in everyone has told

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him the same type of information
bullshit.

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That’s it.
Yeah he has a quote here, a

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couple quotes.
It took the form of meeting

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people who tell of experiences
of seeing people So often in

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positions of power change from
human form to a reptilian form

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and back again in front of their
eyes.

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So you know he’s telling the
truth because people have told

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him of course.
And here’s the thing I was

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arguing with a girl in New
Mexico once about classic

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mistake about police shootings
and her opinion was all the cops

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I know are nice.
So how bad can cops really be?

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And I bring that up for no real
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Because the important thing, she
told me during the course of

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that night, is that at one
point, she saw a woman turn into

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an owl before her house and then
turn back into a human person

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form.
We just and that’s it.

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Like our land back Allen back.
Yeah.

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She turned into an owl and there
was really no Rhyme or Reason as

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to why she turned into an owl or
what significance it had.

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But I certainly didn’t take that
as Otis for starting, a new

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career in proving that people
can turn into owls and back

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again.
But the parents say David Icke

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we did, but wait, no, okay wait,
what was her interpretation of

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that?
Like what did she think that

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that meant?
She, I think believe the woman

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was a witch, a witch, a witch,
okay, sorry, a bruja.

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Okay specific.
Okay, hmm.

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And I mean white woman, no, no,
no.

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Mexican fare, not just watch got
a check.

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Yeah, I mean, but she was white
leaning with that opinion on the

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cops.
So I mean, sure my tendon.

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Yes.
Okay.

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So she thought it was a bruja
and it’s just funny that.

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Why would you, why would she
turn into an owl?

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And then turn back into a person
without doing any real thing?

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Yeah.
Like you’re not going to fly

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somewhere like yeah because I’m
telling you if I had that power

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I would almost exclusively Use
it for one thing which is

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running to the store.
I would fucking aula, hit

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Albertsons, buy what I need?
Hopefully I can fly it back with

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my hoof.
Yes, adorable.

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Talons if not I mean, I can make
multiple trips.

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I can fly nothing right, of
course, leave shit on the roof.

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Yeah, I thought you were going
to say you’re going to eat you

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eat, mice.
That would be the one thing, I

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mean, I could eat mice.
Now, if I wanted to, that’s not

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it.
I don’t need to be an owl to eat

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a mouse.
I’d probably haven’t been able

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to enjoy it, but Or sneaker.
Yeah valentine anyway maybe mice

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are delicious.
So yeah David Icke here’s

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another quote in texts around
the world you find recurring

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these Garden of Eden situations,
involving reptilian entities,

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the Hebrew name, for snake means
two-legged standing upright.

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Humanoid reptile and quote Mike
fucking drop.

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Uh-huh.
Is that does that?

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Is that true?
I don’t.

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I mean, is that true?
There are lots of Of similar

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creation stories out there in
the world.

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Like that’s what’s so funny
about will know when Christians

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will hear about someone’s
religious beliefs and be like,

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alright, are you believe what?
It’s like you believe that snake

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thing?
Calm down.

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No, but I mean like no really
does the Hebrew name for snake?

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Mean tooth.
Like it’s standing upright.

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Humanoid reptile.
I just want I don’t know that.

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That is true.
I mean David Icke said it’s true

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so I don’t know what else.
You need, you know, let’s let’s

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do that.
Research on the Fly.

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This is a yeah this is an
on-the-fly research segment.

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That’s a new segment to this
show man.

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Hebrew for snake is also
associated with divination,

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including the verb form, meaning
to practice divination or

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fortune telling, I don’t know, I
don’t know.

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I mean, that’s, you know what,
you know what he could be just

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making this up.
I think maybe David Icke is not

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an honest person.
I mean, that’s that’s a bold

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assessment.
Of a stone-cold beloved British

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figure, of course.
Yes as beloved as the queen, but

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loved personality David Icke.
All right well musketeer.

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He’s also I mean you know, also
reptilian conspiracy theories

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are a total anti-semitic ruse.
Yeah, that’s all that is.

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It sucks very bad times.
Oh, speaking of something that

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sucks.
Yeah.

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How about this one?
Queen Elizabeth.

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The first was secretly a man
baby.

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Oh yeah, that’s an awesome
powers reference.

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It is my it’s the worst, Austin
Powers reference.

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Yeah, thank you.
I had, this is just the worst

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seat of the movie, so it was a,
it was a tough choice.

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Yeah, I don’t have super duper
strong feelings about Austin,

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para.
I, don’t think I’ve ever even

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seen Zach third movie.
Well, the third one sucks from

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whatever.
I haven’t watched it in years,

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but I’ve re-watched the, the
first one recently and it

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fucking rules.
It’s just like it’s got a couple

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lines like that, that sucks.
Yeah.

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So anyway, this Theory, this
Theory history has since kind of

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chalk this up to being just like
vintage misogyny because any

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transphobia?
Yeah.

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Because Queen Elizabeth the
first defeated, the Spanish

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Armada and no one could do that.
No, no.

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I mean No emotional woman could
do that.

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We need an emotional man to
defeat the Spanish Armada and it

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really does seem like that.
Like if you read this like and

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it’s good it’s good that if you
read about this now almost any

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instance you read about it,
they’re going to be like this is

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bullshit.
It’s massage.

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Yeah.
And that’s why, but the it’s

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called the Bisley boy, Legend,
and it’s absurd as the legend

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goes, then princess With was
being taken care of, by unnamed

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caregivers in the village of
Bisley, and she died

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unexpectedly.
And So, to avoid the wrath of

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Henry, the eighth, the locals
replaced her with a boy with red

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hair.
And that is what that the legend

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goes from there.
People cite her wig collection

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as proof that she had male
pattern baldness and the fact

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that she wore a bunch of makeup
too.

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You know, her being a boy
because she was the only one

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wearing a ton of makeup and wigs
at that point in history.

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Yeah, you know, that definitely
wasn’t like the style in England

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and maybe rally stopped with all
the wigs stuff in England since.

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Yeah, totally.
Yeah.

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This is absurd.
Yeah, this isn’t weird.

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It sucks like thanks.
They replaced his female child

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with a male child and he was
just like, okay, yeah, that

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makes sense.
It’s fine like I’m sure I don’t

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know how old was she when this
is alleged to have happened.

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Like, was she in on it?
You know, I don’t know.

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And like, you know, there’s
there are actually, I don’t

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think it’s one of the things
that we’re going to talk about

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today, but like there’s another
theory or, you know, it’s just a

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idea about King, Richard, the
third and his androgyny.

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Oh, yeah.
And that he may have been

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intersex or something along
those lines.

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So, you know, it’s not an
unprecedented thing.

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It just, you know, We just know
it wasn’t true because of how

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the rest of History played out.
I don’t know.

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It just just doesn’t seem likely
that she had, you know, I guess

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she the idea is then she would
have had to like, how did she

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have kids?
Yeah, there’s there’s a whole

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lot of questions.
I still want to know how you

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make that switch and Henry.
The eighth doesn’t notice, was

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he just psyched?
His daughter was a son now or

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yeah, I mean, they just put an
extra large ham in front of his

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face.
Well, they made the switch that

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you just didn’t notice.
I mean like that guy, you know.

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I feel like he could have gotten
some stuff past Henry the 8th in

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the end.
Yeah.

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Probably not the most attentive
father.

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I yeah.
I could see that for sure.

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It was too busy.
Expanding, you know, you know,

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great thing about Henry, the 8th
is that he exploded in his

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coffin because it was sealed
shut, and he was very large.

438
00:24:44,000 –> 00:24:46,000
And so there was no, are they
could kick in?

439
00:24:47,600 –> 00:24:50,500
True.
Yes that’s amazing.

440
00:24:50,800 –> 00:24:52,400
Yep.
What an idiot?

441
00:24:52,400 –> 00:24:54,700
Yeah, he sucks.
He was a monster.

442
00:24:55,000 –> 00:24:58,400
Sure was so yeah.
Queen Elizabeth.

443
00:24:58,400 –> 00:25:02,500
There’s actually a lot of
conspiracy theories surrounding

444
00:25:02,600 –> 00:25:05,100
Queen, Elizabeth and sure very
famous.

445
00:25:05,100 –> 00:25:09,100
Figure happens.
Yeah, another big one, which is

446
00:25:09,200 –> 00:25:13,100
I would argue slightly less
demeaning and inflammatory

447
00:25:13,100 –> 00:25:16,600
toward her character.
She was secretly Shakespeare.

448
00:25:17,600 –> 00:25:20,200
Wow which that’s neat it
straight.

449
00:25:20,200 –> 00:25:23,300
So the did Shakespeare defeat
the Spanish Armada?

450
00:25:25,400 –> 00:25:28,500
Yeah I mean like this could also
be part of her peeing.

451
00:25:28,500 –> 00:25:32,800
Secretly a man.
Yeah but I don’t think they mean

452
00:25:32,800 –> 00:25:37,900
literally yeah I think in this
case, they mean the woman Queen.

453
00:25:37,900 –> 00:25:41,800
Elizabeth the first right was
writing under the name

454
00:25:41,800 –> 00:25:45,700
Shakespeare and that’s not an
uncommon conspiracy theory.

455
00:25:45,700 –> 00:25:49,800
There’s a whole list of people
who Our kind of alleged to be

456
00:25:50,000 –> 00:25:54,300
William Shakespeare in, right?
The there’s all sorts of

457
00:25:54,500 –> 00:25:59,300
theories around Shakespeare also
I mean in general like including

458
00:25:59,300 –> 00:26:05,100
this including a, who was it the
time fancy bacon?

459
00:26:05,300 –> 00:26:08,600
Yeah.
Francis Bacon VI you know?

460
00:26:08,800 –> 00:26:12,400
Yeah, one last I saw it.
It was Queen Elizabeth.

461
00:26:12,400 –> 00:26:15,300
The first William Stanley 6th.
Earl of Derby.

462
00:26:15,300 –> 00:26:17,400
Of course Edward de Vere.
Earl.

463
00:26:17,500 –> 00:26:21,100
Of Oxford and Francis Bacon.
Oh, and Christopher Marlowe.

464
00:26:21,200 –> 00:26:22,500
And of course, Christopher
Marlowe.

465
00:26:22,500 –> 00:26:25,900
He’s the big but like I don’t
know.

466
00:26:25,900 –> 00:26:29,400
I don’t like that stuff.
I’ve never been a fan of those

467
00:26:29,400 –> 00:26:31,600
sorts of ideas.
Kind of bugs me.

468
00:26:31,700 –> 00:26:33,100
Yeah.
They say the same thing about

469
00:26:33,100 –> 00:26:35,400
j.k.
Rowling don’t they that she’s

470
00:26:35,400 –> 00:26:39,100
like a actually fat like a
factory and at one point I

471
00:26:39,100 –> 00:26:43,000
remember the slightly different
that’s like if someone like it

472
00:26:43,000 –> 00:26:45,600
gets that famous and has like
just a million ghostwriters and

473
00:26:45,600 –> 00:26:46,500
shit.
Right?

474
00:26:46,500 –> 00:26:50,400
But yeah the the Claimed around
JK Rowling was more that.

475
00:26:50,400 –> 00:26:53,700
Well she wouldn’t have had time
to write all those books.

476
00:26:54,000 –> 00:26:56,500
Like at the time, when that
theory was going around, people

477
00:26:56,500 –> 00:26:59,400
were also like, hmm.
That’s misogynist but now JK

478
00:26:59,400 –> 00:27:01,400
Rowling sucks and everyone’s
like, fuck, I don’t care.

479
00:27:01,400 –> 00:27:02,700
Maybe she didn’t write those
books.

480
00:27:02,800 –> 00:27:05,600
Yeah, I like I was going to say,
like, I don’t really care.

481
00:27:05,600 –> 00:27:09,000
Yeah.
I mean like whatever but like I

482
00:27:09,000 –> 00:27:10,800
you know, I wouldn’t be
surprised if she doesn’t write

483
00:27:10,800 –> 00:27:14,900
whatever fucking bullshit, she
writes now, but like, as far as

484
00:27:14,900 –> 00:27:17,400
Harry Potter goes from what I
understand, it’s very clear.

485
00:27:17,500 –> 00:27:22,500
That she wrote those and you
know, Shakespeare existed and

486
00:27:23,000 –> 00:27:26,000
you know I don’t know, it’s just
kind of bums me out.

487
00:27:26,000 –> 00:27:29,700
I like Shakespeare and I just
want him to be a real guy.

488
00:27:29,700 –> 00:27:33,300
And I mean to this conspiracy
theories credit, at least the

489
00:27:33,300 –> 00:27:37,100
reason people, cite Queen
Elizabeth the first as maybe

490
00:27:37,100 –> 00:27:40,600
being Shakespeare’s because she
was really smart and she is, I

491
00:27:40,600 –> 00:27:45,100
mean, yeah and also a lot of
Shakespeare’s plays kind of were

492
00:27:45,100 –> 00:27:47,400
propaganda that promoted the
Tudor dynasty.

493
00:27:48,200 –> 00:27:51,500
Which would also yeah but it’s
like what else are they going to

494
00:27:51,500 –> 00:27:53,000
be?
Like, people are getting painted

495
00:27:53,000 –> 00:27:55,300
best.
Fucking keep people happy, man.

496
00:27:55,800 –> 00:28:00,100
Well, like you’re writing
stories about people that

497
00:28:00,100 –> 00:28:02,800
everybody in your audience would
know, like that’s who you’re

498
00:28:02,800 –> 00:28:05,000
going to write your historical
epics about.

499
00:28:05,000 –> 00:28:09,100
He also wrote shit about, you
know, Italy and you know,

500
00:28:09,100 –> 00:28:13,100
ancient Rome and Scotland.
And so, you know, but whatever.

501
00:28:13,100 –> 00:28:14,900
All right, let’s get to this one
early.

502
00:28:15,000 –> 00:28:18,100
Like, if your favorite band
surprisingly, We playing their

503
00:28:18,100 –> 00:28:22,900
biggest hit a third of the way
into the setlist, the royal

504
00:28:22,900 –> 00:28:24,900
family had Princess Diana
killed.

505
00:28:24,900 –> 00:28:29,000
I fucking believe this sure, we
did a whole episode about it.

506
00:28:29,000 –> 00:28:32,600
I don’t want to go into all the
details, but I mean when you’re

507
00:28:32,600 –> 00:28:35,600
talking murder it’s usually was
their motive.

508
00:28:35,800 –> 00:28:37,700
They have.
The means that they have the

509
00:28:37,700 –> 00:28:41,200
opportunity, what a family had
all of that.

510
00:28:41,300 –> 00:28:45,500
When it came to Princess Diana,
like she was already turning

511
00:28:45,500 –> 00:28:50,300
into a very bad look.
Them with the interviews she had

512
00:28:50,300 –> 00:28:53,500
like she had the secret
recordings that she released

513
00:28:53,600 –> 00:28:57,400
there was then book and now it
seemed like she was maybe going

514
00:28:57,400 –> 00:29:01,800
to marry a Muslim guy and I
don’t know if the royal family

515
00:29:01,800 –> 00:29:05,300
would have been crazy about that
and just the circumstances

516
00:29:05,300 –> 00:29:07,800
around her death or so fucking
weird.

517
00:29:07,900 –> 00:29:11,400
Yeah, I’m always bothered by
surveillance cameras that

518
00:29:11,400 –> 00:29:16,500
conveniently don’t work and when
Princess Diana died, there were

519
00:29:16,500 –> 00:29:19,200
10.
No surveillance cameras in that

520
00:29:19,200 –> 00:29:22,500
tunnel that all were inoperable
at that time.

521
00:29:22,500 –> 00:29:25,300
Yeah, for some reason, I mean
that could just be a

522
00:29:25,300 –> 00:29:29,900
coincidence, but it also feels
like pre-planning of some sort.

523
00:29:29,900 –> 00:29:33,300
I mean, yeah, that’s a lot of
cameras.

524
00:29:33,600 –> 00:29:38,200
That’s a whole lot in that, one
area, the one area you need them

525
00:29:38,200 –> 00:29:40,700
to be, right?
This is one of those theories

526
00:29:40,700 –> 00:29:44,400
that I just I don’t really have
an opinion on it, like I don’t,

527
00:29:44,400 –> 00:29:47,400
I don’t wouldn’t be surprised if
that is the case.

528
00:29:47,500 –> 00:29:50,500
I just haven’t read anything
about it, really, like, I just

529
00:29:50,508 –> 00:29:54,300
kind of understand the idea,
like it makes sense on a, you

530
00:29:54,300 –> 00:29:57,500
know, gut level.
But I try not to just go on

531
00:29:57,500 –> 00:29:58,900
that.
I mean, look into it.

532
00:29:58,900 –> 00:30:04,600
Sometimes, I’m here are nuts.
Like I said, this is not me

533
00:30:04,600 –> 00:30:08,600
being a denier or whatever, like
I’m just sitting literally

534
00:30:08,600 –> 00:30:13,100
saying, like, yeah, like I’ve
heard very vague basic things

535
00:30:13,100 –> 00:30:16,400
about this but it’s just not one
that I’m like really familiar

536
00:30:16,400 –> 00:30:17,100
with.
Yeah.

537
00:30:17,100 –> 00:30:21,300
One of Of the rumors around her
death is that she was also

538
00:30:21,300 –> 00:30:25,000
pregnant at the time Dodi,
al-fayed, child.

539
00:30:25,100 –> 00:30:28,000
Hmm.
And one of the weirdest details

540
00:30:28,000 –> 00:30:33,400
about her death, she was
embalmed before the autopsy

541
00:30:33,400 –> 00:30:36,400
which is not a thing.
Yeah, that is supposed to

542
00:30:36,400 –> 00:30:39,300
happen, especially not in
France, it’s illegal, and they

543
00:30:39,300 –> 00:30:41,200
couldn’t do any better.
That’s a fucking weird.

544
00:30:41,400 –> 00:30:45,000
They couldn’t do any blood tests
because of that and because they

545
00:30:45,000 –> 00:30:47,300
couldn’t do blood tests.
They couldn’t confirm it.

546
00:30:47,500 –> 00:30:49,400
Was pregnant or not.
Uh-huh.

547
00:30:49,700 –> 00:30:53,200
And the coroner at the time said
he did it because he didn’t want

548
00:30:53,200 –> 00:30:57,500
the body to be decomposing when
Prince Charles and his sister’s

549
00:30:57,500 –> 00:31:00,500
arrived to collect the bomb.
It’s like bullshit.

550
00:31:00,500 –> 00:31:04,000
Put it on ice Fisher.
So yeah, that’s the weirdest.

551
00:31:04,000 –> 00:31:06,700
Well, I’ll link to the episodes
in the show notes.

552
00:31:06,700 –> 00:31:10,000
Yeah, people want to go, listen
to them again, came out a few

553
00:31:10,000 –> 00:31:12,500
years ago.
So, I always think like, my

554
00:31:12,500 –> 00:31:16,600
podcasts from like a year ago,
are just so much worse than what

555
00:31:16,600 –> 00:31:18,700
I’m doing now.
Now and I’ve been doing this for

556
00:31:18,700 –> 00:31:21,700
like years but every fucking
year, I’m like, man, I’m finally

557
00:31:21,700 –> 00:31:24,200
good at this.
So I don’t know it’s an older

558
00:31:24,200 –> 00:31:26,400
episode.
It might suck but I guarantee

559
00:31:26,400 –> 00:31:31,300
there’s no episodes of great.
But yeah, the royal family had

560
00:31:31,300 –> 00:31:34,100
Princess Diana killed.
I’ve it is one of the conspiracy

561
00:31:34,100 –> 00:31:39,200
theories I am most confident in.
Yeah like in my whole almost as

562
00:31:39,200 –> 00:31:45,000
confident as Elvis joined
witness protection I’d love it.

563
00:31:45,200 –> 00:31:47,300
I’m also that’s that’s how Elvis
would.

564
00:31:47,500 –> 00:31:51,300
His career to end fucking
helping out law enforcement.

565
00:31:51,300 –> 00:31:56,400
He was it would have been cool
if like Tarantino style that’s

566
00:31:56,400 –> 00:32:00,000
what baz luhrmann ended.
His Elvis movie with that would

567
00:32:00,000 –> 00:32:01,000
have been great.
Yeah.

568
00:32:01,100 –> 00:32:03,000
Just like what he wanted to
happen.

569
00:32:03,000 –> 00:32:04,300
Yeah.
That would have been amazing.

570
00:32:04,600 –> 00:32:07,200
That movie is good, but that
would have made it a five-star

571
00:32:07,200 –> 00:32:08,800
Masterpiece.
So yeah.

572
00:32:08,800 –> 00:32:11,600
So Princess Diana.
The Royals killed her.

573
00:32:11,700 –> 00:32:14,600
The Royals killed her and
another really believable.

574
00:32:14,600 –> 00:32:17,800
One coming hot on the heels of
that Prince Charles Charles is a

575
00:32:17,800 –> 00:32:19,000
vampire.
Sure.

576
00:32:19,000 –> 00:32:20,800
Why not.
And here’s the thing if we’re

577
00:32:20,800 –> 00:32:25,100
talking like metaphorically sure
like, the whole royal family.

578
00:32:25,500 –> 00:32:27,100
Yeah.
Are vampires.

579
00:32:27,100 –> 00:32:32,000
But this seat hugging
aesthetically of course, but

580
00:32:32,000 –> 00:32:34,800
this all seems like it just
stems from the fact that Prince

581
00:32:34,800 –> 00:32:38,200
Charles is distantly related to
Vlad the Impaler.

582
00:32:38,900 –> 00:32:43,700
Hmm.
I mean, and look that’s not not

583
00:32:43,700 –> 00:32:49,000
sinister.
Yeah.

584
00:32:49,000 –> 00:32:53,900
Italy has some bizarre
geopolitical implications but

585
00:32:54,000 –> 00:32:55,400
yeah.
Yeah it runs.

586
00:32:55,400 –> 00:32:59,200
It means he’s a literal vampire
because for one thing if I were

587
00:32:59,200 –> 00:33:02,500
a vampire be pissed that I still
look like that.

588
00:33:02,800 –> 00:33:04,800
Yeah.
Like how late did they get him

589
00:33:05,100 –> 00:33:06,300
that?
Right.

590
00:33:06,500 –> 00:33:09,300
Exactly.
And also how do we explain the

591
00:33:09,300 –> 00:33:14,400
fact that he’s been aging this
whole time is that just to play?

592
00:33:14,400 –> 00:33:15,900
I feel like we see him in the
sun.

593
00:33:16,200 –> 00:33:19,800
Well maybe not I have no idea I
ever seen a British person in

594
00:33:19,800 –> 00:33:25,500
the Sun.
I don’t know, I honestly don’t

595
00:33:25,500 –> 00:33:27,900
know, maybe they are all
vampires over there.

596
00:33:28,000 –> 00:33:28,500
Yeah.
No.

597
00:33:28,500 –> 00:33:34,700
They all burst into flame when
exposed to sunlight good God.

598
00:33:36,100 –> 00:33:37,900
Premier Exile because he’s a
vampire.

599
00:33:38,200 –> 00:33:40,400
Yeah, sure.
I mean whatever.

600
00:33:40,500 –> 00:33:46,800
I mean, what’s the difference?
Honestly like the being a royal,

601
00:33:46,800 –> 00:33:50,100
a member of the British royal
family and being a blood sucking

602
00:33:50,100 –> 00:33:53,000
immortal?
Yeah, like they don’t under

603
00:33:53,000 –> 00:33:56,600
blood of Innocence, they don’t
have to pay taxes, so they’re

604
00:33:56,600 –> 00:33:59,300
vampires in that way.
Exactly.

605
00:33:59,400 –> 00:34:02,500
They don’t have to pay taxes and
they are rich as fuck and they

606
00:34:02,500 –> 00:34:05,400
just live off.
Everybody else in another.

607
00:34:05,400 –> 00:34:09,000
One of the articles I read, when
I was researching this, it was

608
00:34:09,000 –> 00:34:12,800
something like 32 conspiracy
theories about the royal family.

609
00:34:12,800 –> 00:34:16,699
And you could tell they were
really trying to pad it out and

610
00:34:16,699 –> 00:34:21,100
one of them was the royal family
doesn’t pay taxes in this Rider.

611
00:34:21,400 –> 00:34:26,400
Like nah they have tax-exempt
status but the queen has to pay

612
00:34:26,400 –> 00:34:30,000
taxes on her private income.
It’s like what’s the queen doing

613
00:34:30,000 –> 00:34:33,500
to generate me private income?
Is she working at Cold Stone

614
00:34:33,500 –> 00:34:35,600
Creamery or something?
There’s no way.

615
00:34:35,699 –> 00:34:39,500
Yeah and if you think even if
she does receive private income

616
00:34:39,500 –> 00:34:43,400
that she ever pays a fucking
cent of taxes on it.

617
00:34:43,400 –> 00:34:47,500
You are hopelessly naive.
Yeah, this was the same article

618
00:34:47,500 –> 00:34:50,699
that argued the royal family
does actually do a lot because

619
00:34:50,699 –> 00:34:53,000
they asked.
Go Toros, public appearances.

620
00:34:53,400 –> 00:34:55,300
It’s like I’ll do it.
I’ll make those public

621
00:34:55,300 –> 00:35:00,100
appearances instead sure.
Can I also be a figurehead?

622
00:35:00,300 –> 00:35:02,100
I’ve always wanted to be a
Figure Head.

623
00:35:02,200 –> 00:35:04,000
Yeah.
And I’m not pay taxes because

624
00:35:04,000 –> 00:35:06,800
the IRS doesn’t seem to think I
can not pay taxes.

625
00:35:06,900 –> 00:35:07,600
Yeah.
Yeah.

626
00:35:07,700 –> 00:35:09,400
All right.
Over the British version of the

627
00:35:09,600 –> 00:35:13,400
the IRS, that’s what they call.
It’s the same, you know?

628
00:35:13,400 –> 00:35:16,800
But it’s, it’s just a taxi.
It’s just the tax man.

629
00:35:16,800 –> 00:35:20,500
There’s a Beatles song about it.
The tox men called the tax man.

630
00:35:20,500 –> 00:35:25,600
I was Full tax man’s good song.
Sure text means great be like

631
00:35:25,600 –> 00:35:30,900
good that I’m coming out with a
controversial Beatles.

632
00:35:31,100 –> 00:35:33,300
Good.
Yeah, my beetles.

633
00:35:33,300 –> 00:35:35,100
Good Elvis.
Good.

634
00:35:35,200 –> 00:35:36,700
I’m on.
I’m on a hot streak.

635
00:35:36,700 –> 00:35:41,300
Here we are on fire.
All right, this next one.

636
00:35:41,800 –> 00:35:44,300
This is so fucking weird.
Yeah.

637
00:35:44,300 –> 00:35:47,600
Prince Charles and Princess
Diana had a secret daughter.

638
00:35:47,800 –> 00:35:51,600
I mean that’s just weird on the
surface because if They had a

639
00:35:51,600 –> 00:35:53,700
daughter.
Why, why would that daughter be

640
00:35:53,700 –> 00:35:55,800
secret?
Like that’s not, it’s not how

641
00:35:55,800 –> 00:36:00,000
the royal family works.
But the, the way this one works

642
00:36:00,100 –> 00:36:04,600
is Diana had to get a fertility
test before she could marry

643
00:36:04,600 –> 00:36:07,800
Prince Charles because they
could make, so they can make

644
00:36:07,800 –> 00:36:10,900
sure they kept that hybrid
bloodline flowing.

645
00:36:11,700 –> 00:36:17,500
And as The Story Goes, the
doctor who performed this test.

646
00:36:17,600 –> 00:36:21,100
Kept a little bit of Charles
sperm slip that in his pocket.

647
00:36:21,300 –> 00:36:24,300
Kept some of Diana’s eggs, took
them all to the lab.

648
00:36:24,300 –> 00:36:28,800
Cook them up, made a made a baby
egg stuck it inside his wife and

649
00:36:28,800 –> 00:36:31,500
she carried that baby to full
term.

650
00:36:31,500 –> 00:36:37,300
And now there is a bastard Royal
child out there which that is a

651
00:36:37,300 –> 00:36:42,400
complex tale and it’s claimed
that this girl’s name is Sarah

652
00:36:42,400 –> 00:36:45,300
Spencer, and she was born around
1981.

653
00:36:45,400 –> 00:36:50,500
And that she found a diary that
spelled all this out after her

654
00:36:50,500 –> 00:36:51,700
parents.
Died.

655
00:36:51,700 –> 00:36:54,100
Her name was Spencer.
I don’t think this woman’s even

656
00:36:54,100 –> 00:36:55,800
real.
This was all reported some

657
00:36:55,800 –> 00:36:59,500
British tabloid.
That also said she confronted

658
00:36:59,500 –> 00:37:03,200
Prince Charles about the death
of Princess Diana, but how,

659
00:37:03,200 –> 00:37:07,900
yeah, how, why based on what
evidence like of all people who

660
00:37:07,900 –> 00:37:10,700
would have information on that?
Like, I’d believe David, Icke

661
00:37:10,700 –> 00:37:12,100
more.
If he came out and was like,

662
00:37:12,100 –> 00:37:14,200
look, I got some pretty good
info.

663
00:37:14,600 –> 00:37:17,100
It’s Diana was killed.
I’d be like, well, you do move

664
00:37:17,100 –> 00:37:18,700
in those circles.
Sarah.

665
00:37:18,700 –> 00:37:20,500
Spencer.
On the other hand, I’d be like,

666
00:37:20,500 –> 00:37:22,700
how the fuck?
Would you know what Prince

667
00:37:22,700 –> 00:37:25,300
Charles knows about the death of
Princess Diana?

668
00:37:25,300 –> 00:37:28,400
I mean, I don’t know.
This, this is weird.

669
00:37:28,400 –> 00:37:31,500
I mean like, I just don’t
understand if we want to talk

670
00:37:31,500 –> 00:37:37,100
about like me motive means and
like what’s the why do this?

671
00:37:37,100 –> 00:37:40,700
Why would why would he do?
I mean like look, I know there’s

672
00:37:40,700 –> 00:37:44,000
been a rash of stories in the
last few years about fertility,

673
00:37:44,000 –> 00:37:48,500
doctors doing some really
fucked-up, unethical shit.

674
00:37:48,500 –> 00:37:52,600
Oh yeah, like I don’t know, man.
Why Why do this?

675
00:37:53,300 –> 00:37:55,800
Yeah.
I mean, it’s a cool souvenir.

676
00:37:56,100 –> 00:37:59,400
That’s for sure.
Sure, when everyone else is

677
00:37:59,600 –> 00:38:04,000
showing you their VHS copies of
the royal wedding television

678
00:38:04,000 –> 00:38:07,200
special in their t-shirts
saying, they were there.

679
00:38:07,300 –> 00:38:11,300
You’re like, look at this
souvenir, I made one, I made a

680
00:38:11,600 –> 00:38:15,000
right fry, Anna.
It’s Prince.

681
00:38:15,000 –> 00:38:17,600
Charles and Diana, fucking Mash
decry.

682
00:38:17,600 –> 00:38:21,100
And of course not Triana.
Yeah, look, I don’t.

683
00:38:21,300 –> 00:38:26,100
This is real, I know, but I
don’t know, I just didn’t like

684
00:38:26,100 –> 00:38:30,500
if it did happen, there’s no way
that they would like let this

685
00:38:30,500 –> 00:38:34,500
girl would not be a royal.
She was raised by this guy.

686
00:38:34,500 –> 00:38:39,100
Yeah.
And his wife so they’re not

687
00:38:39,400 –> 00:38:43,000
still, she’s still not, there’s
even if I they wouldn’t even

688
00:38:43,000 –> 00:38:45,700
test her blood.
There’s no way anybody who comes

689
00:38:45,700 –> 00:38:49,700
to them and is like I’m secretly
a royal of real blood.

690
00:38:49,700 –> 00:38:51,300
They’re going to actually test
Yeah.

691
00:38:51,300 –> 00:38:55,300
Yeah their blood to make sure a
trap door is going to open under

692
00:38:55,300 –> 00:38:57,300
that person.
It’s all right.

693
00:38:57,300 –> 00:39:00,300
I’m just gonna fall into a pit
with all the other illegitimate

694
00:39:00,300 –> 00:39:05,100
Royal Kids, Windsor Palace or
whatever the fuck out of all.

695
00:39:05,100 –> 00:39:07,500
The ones that came out with like
four legs.

696
00:39:07,600 –> 00:39:11,600
Yeah, hybrids that didn’t work.
That one’s a little too alien.

697
00:39:11,700 –> 00:39:14,400
Yeah, I was yanked.
It, this is a should know.

698
00:39:14,400 –> 00:39:19,200
No humans don’t have scales.
Sorry, what it’s eczema.

699
00:39:19,800 –> 00:39:21,500
Jack my British accent.
There.

700
00:39:21,600 –> 00:39:22,600
That was great.
Yeah.

701
00:39:22,600 –> 00:39:26,100
No no, it’s not that Harley.
It’s a harlequin baby.

702
00:39:26,100 –> 00:39:30,000
It’s a harlequin baby.
Oh, put a little lotion on it

703
00:39:30,000 –> 00:39:33,900
Governor, don’t whatever you do.
Don’t Google Harley Quinn, Baby,

704
00:39:33,900 –> 00:39:39,200
by the way, don’t ya.
One Outlet claims that this

705
00:39:39,200 –> 00:39:42,800
embryo story actually comes from
a 2011 novel called The

706
00:39:42,800 –> 00:39:48,200
Disappearance of Olivia now.
So now, everyone thinks we’re in

707
00:39:48,200 –> 00:39:49,800
on it for one thing so that
sucks.

708
00:39:49,800 –> 00:39:53,100
Yeah, of course, and Totally,
I’m a total bootlicker for the

709
00:39:53,100 –> 00:39:57,000
fucking Royals but we also like,
we all know, intelligence

710
00:39:57,000 –> 00:39:59,900
agencies, write books and
scripts for this very purpose

711
00:40:00,000 –> 00:40:01,400
all the time.
Hashtag free.

712
00:40:01,400 –> 00:40:05,200
Sarah Spencer come on sure.
Yeah get her out of that pit.

713
00:40:06,300 –> 00:40:10,900
Her 27th cousin has been poking
her with its tentacle for the

714
00:40:10,900 –> 00:40:15,400
last 10 years.
Oh I just want to see pictures

715
00:40:15,400 –> 00:40:19,500
of that pit.
All right, file this one under

716
00:40:19,500 –> 00:40:21,900
news that doesn’t fucking matter
even It’s true.

717
00:40:21,900 –> 00:40:27,600
There are rumors that the
grandson of Queen Victoria was

718
00:40:27,600 –> 00:40:31,500
Jack, the Ripper.
Uh-huh, this is a weird story

719
00:40:31,500 –> 00:40:36,500
but mostly in what happens to
the guy who pushed this Theory

720
00:40:36,500 –> 00:40:40,900
after he dies, right?
The New York Times reported on

721
00:40:40,900 –> 00:40:43,900
this back, in 1970, will link to
the article.

722
00:40:44,000 –> 00:40:47,800
I did not realize they had
internet capabilities back then,

723
00:40:47,800 –> 00:40:50,800
but holy shit.
Yeah, slider, it is right

724
00:40:50,800 –> 00:40:53,200
before. – hold it DARPA, net
still?

725
00:40:53,300 –> 00:40:55,100
Yeah yeah it was the government
thing.

726
00:40:55,100 –> 00:40:57,800
They were testing it out.
They were in on the beta New

727
00:40:57,808 –> 00:41:00,600
York Times and they still have
to pay a subscription as well.

728
00:41:01,900 –> 00:41:06,300
And they looked into this story
and what’s weird about it is

729
00:41:06,300 –> 00:41:10,300
there was this one guy this
researcher who was convinced

730
00:41:10,300 –> 00:41:14,100
that Jack the Ripper was of
Royal bloodline.

731
00:41:14,200 –> 00:41:20,600
Hmm and somehow I mean this was
you know the 60s 70s there was

732
00:41:20,600 –> 00:41:24,000
no He couldn’t like post this on
social media and hope it would

733
00:41:24,000 –> 00:41:25,900
go viral.
He’s in England.

734
00:41:25,900 –> 00:41:29,900
So he’s got to like convince the
British press to report on this.

735
00:41:29,900 –> 00:41:32,700
And they’re like, we’re not
trying to get killed pal, right.

736
00:41:32,700 –> 00:41:36,400
So for whatever reason, this guy
never really makes these

737
00:41:36,400 –> 00:41:42,400
findings public but he does have
this folder of evidence that he

738
00:41:42,500 –> 00:41:46,900
says is the proof that Jack the
Ripper was from the Royal

739
00:41:46,900 –> 00:41:51,000
bloodline after he died his son
goes in.

740
00:41:51,100 –> 00:41:53,500
And burns.
Those files.

741
00:41:54,000 –> 00:41:57,900
And his reasoning was, well, we
read them and they didn’t say

742
00:41:57,900 –> 00:42:00,000
anything.
They certainly didn’t imply that

743
00:42:00,000 –> 00:42:04,100
Jack the Ripper was part of the
royal family bloodline, so we

744
00:42:04,100 –> 00:42:08,100
just set them on fire.
So no one could ever look at him

745
00:42:08,100 –> 00:42:10,100
again and it’s like, what were
you worried?

746
00:42:10,100 –> 00:42:16,000
The Nazis were going to find it
like that threat has passed man

747
00:42:16,900 –> 00:42:21,000
down, that part feels so weird
to me like this.

748
00:42:21,200 –> 00:42:25,900
The freewheeling 60s and 70s.
Like I can just see some fucking

749
00:42:25,900 –> 00:42:27,400
a MI6.
Bastard.

750
00:42:27,400 –> 00:42:31,100
Walking up to this guy and being
like I will give you 5 million

751
00:42:31,100 –> 00:42:35,400
pounds if you set that folder on
fire and don’t really ever tell

752
00:42:35,400 –> 00:42:39,000
anyone about any of this kid’s
gonna be like got it.

753
00:42:39,100 –> 00:42:43,100
Don’t you worry anything to keep
her majesty safe look?

754
00:42:44,500 –> 00:42:48,000
Yeah, I don’t know.
I mean, like look, it makes

755
00:42:48,000 –> 00:42:53,600
sense that Jack the Ripper was
He’s probably like some rich guy

756
00:42:53,600 –> 00:42:56,800
who knew that he could get away
with it like that just makes

757
00:42:56,800 –> 00:43:00,200
sense because he wouldn’t even
be suspected, you know.

758
00:43:00,300 –> 00:43:02,000
It just wouldn’t happen.
Yeah.

759
00:43:02,100 –> 00:43:05,700
Out of that point in history.
So yeah it’s not a crazy Theory

760
00:43:05,800 –> 00:43:07,600
at all.
No, I just think the stuff that

761
00:43:07,600 –> 00:43:09,900
happens after the guy dies is
crazy.

762
00:43:09,900 –> 00:43:12,900
Yeah, that’s wild.
But also like you know in the

763
00:43:12,900 –> 00:43:15,900
end in the long run doesn’t
really matter Jack.

764
00:43:15,900 –> 00:43:18,000
The Ripper still killed a bunch
of people in this still very

765
00:43:18,000 –> 00:43:21,900
famous and he’s not famous, it
doesn’t matter who Was he’s not

766
00:43:21,900 –> 00:43:25,300
famous as the guy that he was
when he wasn’t Jack, the Ripper.

767
00:43:25,400 –> 00:43:27,300
He’s famous as being Jack, the
Ripper.

768
00:43:27,400 –> 00:43:32,400
Yeah, there’s almost no name
that could definitively come out

769
00:43:32,400 –> 00:43:35,500
as Jack the Ripper where I’d be
like, oh, holy shit.

770
00:43:35,600 –> 00:43:39,400
Yeah, I’ve had a fun personal
pet theory, about Jack, the

771
00:43:39,400 –> 00:43:42,300
Ripper.
Since I was like in high school

772
00:43:42,400 –> 00:43:45,600
that he’s actually the same
person as HH.

773
00:43:45,600 –> 00:43:48,800
Holmes, the guy who was the
serial killer in Chicago.

774
00:43:48,800 –> 00:43:52,700
During the World’s Fair because
Jack the A stop being active

775
00:43:52,700 –> 00:43:55,300
around the same time and then I
mean, that makes American

776
00:43:55,300 –> 00:43:56,600
visiting.
Yeah.

777
00:43:56,800 –> 00:43:58,500
Yeah.
Because he only killed like five

778
00:43:58,500 –> 00:44:01,200
women only.
Yeah, just a few, get your

779
00:44:01,200 –> 00:44:04,800
numbers up jump, right?
And then came over and built

780
00:44:04,800 –> 00:44:08,700
like a crazy murderer hotel.
And, you know, just to up his

781
00:44:08,700 –> 00:44:12,800
game, you know, I don’t know.
It’s just, it’s just these kinds

782
00:44:12,800 –> 00:44:15,200
of things.
This sounds like this guy kind

783
00:44:15,200 –> 00:44:17,500
of had evidence, but like, it’s
basically just historical

784
00:44:17,500 –> 00:44:19,800
fanfiction.
Yeah, a certain point.

785
00:44:19,800 –> 00:44:23,000
Yeah, you’d have to tell me like
It was Morrissey or something

786
00:44:23,100 –> 00:44:25,100
and they’re like also he really
is a vampire.

787
00:44:25,100 –> 00:44:27,900
That’s why.
Yeah, then I’d be so you

788
00:44:27,908 –> 00:44:31,400
invented time travel.
He actually primer is about him

789
00:44:32,900 –> 00:44:34,700
Morrissey.
He sucks now too.

790
00:44:34,900 –> 00:44:37,400
Yeah, he does.
And so does, so does the guy who

791
00:44:37,400 –> 00:44:39,700
made primer?
I don’t think I saw that.

792
00:44:39,800 –> 00:44:44,400
Mmm, alright, this last one.
This is a this is a two-headed

793
00:44:44,400 –> 00:44:48,000
conspiracy theory.
These both started as jokes but

794
00:44:48,000 –> 00:44:51,600
they’re also like I don’t know
if I found out it was Is true.

795
00:44:51,900 –> 00:44:53,700
I’d be like yeah, that makes
sense.

796
00:44:53,800 –> 00:44:57,700
One Megan Markle is Cia or
Megan.

797
00:44:57,700 –> 00:45:01,600
Margul is part of a plot to
reclaim England or reclaim

798
00:45:01,600 –> 00:45:04,900
America for England.
And I just want to say in the

799
00:45:04,900 –> 00:45:09,600
notes you write this as and or
and I would like to say the and

800
00:45:09,600 –> 00:45:13,300
version of that is an
interesting story, The the

801
00:45:13,300 –> 00:45:17,100
version where she is both both
CIA and part of a plot to

802
00:45:17,100 –> 00:45:20,100
reclaim America for England.
She’s a double agent.

803
00:45:20,100 –> 00:45:22,600
Yeah.
But These bolts started an okay

804
00:45:22,600 –> 00:45:25,600
actress.
He’s both started as jokes a guy

805
00:45:25,600 –> 00:45:30,400
tweeted a thing about how well
with Meghan Markle marrying

806
00:45:30,400 –> 00:45:33,600
Prince Harry.
And if they have kids and the

807
00:45:33,600 –> 00:45:36,000
United States, they’re going to
be American citizens.

808
00:45:36,300 –> 00:45:40,300
Which means if they ever, you
know, ran for president, they

809
00:45:40,300 –> 00:45:45,900
would kind of be like a hybrid,
royal family American president,

810
00:45:45,900 –> 00:45:49,600
which would kind of mean,
England had taken America back.

811
00:45:49,600 –> 00:45:51,900
And here’s the thing, no, it
wouldn’t Like that would just

812
00:45:51,900 –> 00:45:56,100
mean our president had some
relation to the royal family but

813
00:45:56,100 –> 00:45:59,100
we’re not fucking given you this
country back because of that now

814
00:45:59,400 –> 00:46:01,700
right?
Yeah I mean it doesn’t make any

815
00:46:01,700 –> 00:46:05,400
sense, not at all but it’s also
kind of weird.

816
00:46:05,400 –> 00:46:08,600
I mean like everybody’s have no
related to somebody from another

817
00:46:08,600 –> 00:46:11,900
country and it’s one of those
things where the guy who tweeted

818
00:46:11,900 –> 00:46:14,200
it was clearly joking, like the
Tweet still up.

819
00:46:14,200 –> 00:46:16,600
And if you go look in his
replies, he’s like, man.

820
00:46:16,600 –> 00:46:20,000
My fucking takes on Ohio State
football, or better than this.

821
00:46:20,000 –> 00:46:23,000
What are you people doing?
But people still site that tweet

822
00:46:23,000 –> 00:46:25,900
as like, oh, yeah, this this
could be.

823
00:46:26,100 –> 00:46:31,100
And then the CIA thing, Paul
Bettany said that on late night,

824
00:46:31,100 –> 00:46:34,200
talk show, he jokingly said he
thinks Megan Markle.

825
00:46:34,300 –> 00:46:37,000
Might be CIA sure.
Here’s the thing.

826
00:46:37,000 –> 00:46:40,900
We know the CIA sends actors,
too late night, talk shows to

827
00:46:40,900 –> 00:46:44,800
make jokes like that.
So, truth comes out.

828
00:46:44,800 –> 00:46:47,200
They can just go now.
That’s a joke, Paul, Bettany to

829
00:46:47,200 –> 00:46:50,800
write on late night TV.
So yeah, I buy it.

830
00:46:51,000 –> 00:46:54,000
Markel CIA.
Sure when I wouldn’t I’m here.

831
00:46:54,000 –> 00:46:56,600
Like that would be, that would
be, here’s the thing.

832
00:46:56,600 –> 00:46:58,700
I’d be like, that’s my fucking
CIA.

833
00:46:58,800 –> 00:47:00,300
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.

834
00:47:00,300 –> 00:47:03,300
They married an agent into the
royal family.

835
00:47:03,300 –> 00:47:05,600
Who am I doing that?
Probably China.

836
00:47:05,600 –> 00:47:07,800
I like all kinds of places.
I think maybe people are just

837
00:47:07,800 –> 00:47:12,700
getting confused because she
played an FBI agent on Fringe.

838
00:47:13,100 –> 00:47:17,100
So could be it.
That’s that’s all that people

839
00:47:17,100 –> 00:47:18,600
are thinking about.
Probably.

840
00:47:18,600 –> 00:47:20,900
Yeah, because everybody knows
that about friend.

841
00:47:21,600 –> 00:47:25,700
I definitely, I definitely knew
that about Fringe.

842
00:47:25,800 –> 00:47:26,900
Yeah.
There’s also a theory that the

843
00:47:26,908 –> 00:47:31,500
movie Love Actually predicted
their romance, but I care.

844
00:47:31,500 –> 00:47:33,900
So little about that movie.
I didn’t even read the

845
00:47:33,900 –> 00:47:38,000
explanation for the theory.
Yeah, I don’t want.

846
00:47:38,000 –> 00:47:39,500
Yeah.
No, I’m okay.

847
00:47:39,500 –> 00:47:41,800
Not knowing anything about that.
I’m good.

848
00:47:42,300 –> 00:47:45,000
So, watch your back around,
Megan Markle.

849
00:47:45,000 –> 00:47:47,900
I guess is what?
I’m getting at here, England.

850
00:47:48,000 –> 00:47:50,900
I know you’re in a vulnerable
spot right now, right?

851
00:47:51,000 –> 00:47:52,900
Right?
Yeah, I know she’s gonna send to

852
00:47:52,900 –> 00:47:54,000
power.
Yeah.

853
00:47:54,100 –> 00:47:59,300
Again that power vacuum exists
and just keeping eyes on Megan

854
00:47:59,300 –> 00:48:00,700
Markle.
Yep, they are.

855
00:48:00,700 –> 00:48:04,100
Don’t worry, they’re the Brits
are very good at keeping an eye

856
00:48:04,100 –> 00:48:08,900
on MegaMart, he’ll think that’s
a problem and yeah, I think

857
00:48:08,900 –> 00:48:12,100
that’s our episode next week.
We’ll be back to talking about

858
00:48:12,100 –> 00:48:14,600
American stuff.
Probably, I don’t know.

859
00:48:14,700 –> 00:48:18,100
Sure, maybe it’s all England for
the rest of the year out of

860
00:48:18,100 –> 00:48:21,600
respect for the queen.
Of course we just go Hard on

861
00:48:21,600 –> 00:48:24,900
Royal Family conspiracies, you
know end of it.

862
00:48:24,900 –> 00:48:26,800
We both believe.
She’s a cannibal.

863
00:48:26,900 –> 00:48:30,200
Of course if I mean she probably
was as opposed to just Olivia

864
00:48:30,200 –> 00:48:32,000
believing it right now.
Is what right?

865
00:48:32,000 –> 00:48:34,300
No, yeah, no she yeah.
See, that’s the thing.

866
00:48:34,300 –> 00:48:39,800
She like ran out of human parts
to eat and that’s what happened.

867
00:48:40,000 –> 00:48:43,800
Yeah, no, I mean, look, I forgot
what I was going to say.

868
00:48:44,300 –> 00:48:46,800
That’s this is, this is this is
just what happens.

869
00:48:46,800 –> 00:48:49,500
It’s okay, grief.
That’s how grief Works.

870
00:48:49,600 –> 00:48:52,200
We’re working it, that’s it.
That’s exactly what it is.

871
00:48:52,200 –> 00:48:55,200
It’s great.
So do we have anything to plug

872
00:48:55,200 –> 00:48:57,500
before we get out of here?
I mean yeah.

873
00:48:57,500 –> 00:49:02,400
Listen to our going back.
Are apart podcast about lost.

874
00:49:02,400 –> 00:49:06,100
It’s called going back.
Really botched that plug.

875
00:49:07,200 –> 00:49:11,100
It’s on the the conspiracy and
unpopped patreon and you should

876
00:49:11,200 –> 00:49:12,200
check it out.
It’s awesome.

877
00:49:12,300 –> 00:49:14,500
There will be a new episode up
this week.

878
00:49:14,600 –> 00:49:19,600
Yes, this goes out.
So yeah, check that out and I

879
00:49:19,600 –> 00:49:21,500
have anything else.
Busy.

880
00:49:21,500 –> 00:49:24,200
I’m building a new studio.
It’s taken all my time.

881
00:49:24,300 –> 00:49:28,700
Yes, I’m in community college,
so I don’t have time to do

882
00:49:28,700 –> 00:49:31,700
anything fun.
Yeah, on this page, I love

883
00:49:31,700 –> 00:49:34,500
facts.
Leave us alone.

884
00:49:34,900 –> 00:49:37,400
All right, let’s get out of
here.

885
00:49:37,600 –> 00:49:39,900
Olivia say goodbye.
Bye.

886
00:49:40,200 –> 00:49:41,400
Goodbye everybody.
We love you.

887
00:49:46,600 –> 00:49:47,100
People have.