Conspiracy! The Show The Kobe Bryant Conspiracies

February 4, 2020

Adam and Laura run down all of the absurd conspiracy theories that started circulating immediately after the death of NBA legend Kobe Bryant
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Which of the transparent tree,
this whole upper chest, I both

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chose your videos.
Hey everybody, Welcome to

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conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam, Todd Brown.

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I’m Laura Crawford, and we’re
your hosts.

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Oh, can you believe it?
Well, it’s very nice.

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Oh, we’re here so nice.
Oh, we’re here.

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Oh, we’re here to talk about
conspiracy theories.

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How’s it going?
Laura.

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I’m great.
I’m not as good as Hillary

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Clinton who probably knew about
Kobe.

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Ryan’s death.
Oh, that’s right.

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Well, Bend well, she had him
killed.

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Yeah, we are.
This is our second.

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Kobe Bryant podcast of the week.
I’m better than Hillary Clinton.

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Who’s got blood on her hands.
Now, I’m done doing just fine.

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We’re just catching up few.
It’s been a minute.

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Happy to be here.
It’s great to see winter.

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I’m just pleased as Punch.
Yeah, I’ve been back and forth.

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I’m at the studio for a few days
to record.

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And this is the last thing I
have to record.

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The the before I get to, take a
couple days off been a long

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week.
Do you know what image?

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I just had in my mind, if you
right leg.

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I imagine you in a tiny sailboat
with Winter by your side, like

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sailing off into the sunset,
like, a totally Serene water.

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It’s not unlike that, except I’m
on the 101 for 20-some miles and

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it’s hell on Earth.
Well for me, I’m just on the

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sauce, that’s awesome.
So yeah, Kobe Bryant died.

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Last week.
As this as this goes up there,

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like not even a week, it’ll be
just over a week.

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But as we’re recording this, it
has not been a week.

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It’s been since Sunday.
It’s now Friday.

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Yes, I talked about Kobe Bryant
in one capacity on the unpopular

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Opinion podcast, mmm, this week,
which If you’re listening to

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this and you’ve never listened
to unpopular opinion, go do it.

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You goons, it would be very nice
of you but we talked more about

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the idea that it’s okay to
mourn.

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Kobe Bryant like you can still
like obviously you want to

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acknowledge that he has a very
troubled past and it’s not a

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thing where you should minimize
what he did because he liked he

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admitted to it, essentially, he
settled it out of court, we

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don’t know all the details.
Al’s, but also let people be sad

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like, of course.
Yes.

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And it, it’s strange.
What occurred to me was that was

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such a Paramount thing on my
mind, about my knowledge of him

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just because it got so much
media attention more than me

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attention that I was used to
paying attention to lived in.

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Massachusetts most of my life
and you know moved to LA only

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few years ago.
So Colby was not a big cultural

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figure to me, so I was, you
know, a bit in the dark about

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everything.
It’s so to me the sexual

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Investigation allegations that
to me was a bigger part of my

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mind of my memory of him, then
obviously other people who are

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major fans.
But yeah, and I think that, that

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probably goes a long way toward
explaining what Twitter was

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like, the day he died.
Yeah, it was, it was like a

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borderline Civil War.
There were two very clearly

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drawn sides, and they were
getting after it, but that’s not

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what we’re talking about on
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Also know that is that’s for
another show that I just

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plugged.
We are we’re talking about some

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Kobe Bryant conspiracy theories
on this show but just like there

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were those knee-jerk joke
reactions you know that snap to

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it.
Let’s make a tasteless joke

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right away.
There are also I feel like these

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conspiracy theories are also
extremely rushed in the same

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way.
Yeah they kept like their knee

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jerk there is no way for these
conspiracy theories to actually

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exist like they’re like you
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A conspiracy theory this fat and
less like I guess JFK Elvis,

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maybe stuff like that where it’s
like where it happens kind of in

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the open in a weird way and you
just know you’re going to have

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questions but this like this is
this seems pretty cut and dry

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true.
What happened here?

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I guess it’s also about the
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because in the case of JFK or
the World Trade Centers, I think

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it’s easier to Construct, an
immediate conspiracy theory when

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there’s a person that you can
attach to the violence of the

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act, and it’s clearly not
natural in any way.

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But in this case, when it’s
something a natural occurrence

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and sort of very hard for me and
wrap my mind around like an

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immediate spring to of a
conspiracy accusation.

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Yeah, there’s not time.
Really, to Theory?

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It’s like when I mean it is very
much like when someone dies in a

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plane crash and like plane
crashes can be rigged.

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Airplanes can be shot down.
I know all of those things are

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true, but the things people are
pushing as potential conspiracy

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theories, when it comes to Kobe
Bryant are baseless and absurd.

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And in one pretty prominent
case, just based on false

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information all together.
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But there were some predictions
of Kobe Bryant’s death in this.

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I feel like this happens pretty
regularly.

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Yeah it does and I was going to
say in terms of conspiracy

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theory possibly you could use
this as a note or an example in

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a larger conspiracy theory.
You know when people talk about

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like oh we’re in The Matrix and
it’s his altered reality and

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we’re on a different course and
all this stuff.

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Yeah.
So it could be that this is some

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kind of sign to people of a
fractured reality that other

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dimensions are kind of
overlapping, or it’s a, it’s a

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sign of the, you know, a glitch
in the A truck says they say

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right?
That is these things are coming

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true that have been shown before
or that we have pre of

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precognition of or you know
something to that effect.

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Yeah possibly.
I don’t know the and as far as

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and in the case of Kobe Bryant,
the things that are out there,

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do on the surface seem pretty
creepy, there’s a cartoon that

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came out in 2016, on Comedy
Central, that was called, what

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the hell?
Legends of Chamberlain Heights,

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Legends of Chamberlain Heights.
And there’s a scene in this

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cartoon, you can find it.
Lots of places on the internet

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now where Kobe Bryant is in a
helicopter and the helicopter

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crashes.
And in this scene, he’s holding

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two championship trophies.
And the people at the scene are

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like, if you give us, the
trophies will help you out and

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he’s like, nope, not going to
give him up, creepy floats and

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then it And I explodes and then
all of these championship rings

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scatter all over the place.
It’s very, it’s even for that

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not being a real event.
Obviously, at the time, if I

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were making that cartoon, I
would be like, I don’t find that

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particularly hilarious.
No, but it like it’s 2016, they

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were proud.
I don’t know what.

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I’ve never heard of that show.
Yeah, so I don’t know if they’re

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going for like a shock thing or
it’s not even particularly good

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joke but that brings a bigger
point which is why the fuck

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can’t come.
Central let any goddamn shows,

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besides South Park and Tosh or
whatever have more than one

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season.
They’re like Fox, they’re like

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obsessed.
Which is canceling, which I was

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after one season.
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Well, except for like, Broad
City and Workaholics Iran for a

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while.
They got a good run, but it’s

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like, oh my God, especially in
the 90s and stuff and I was a

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kid.
It’s like there were just a

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million shows that Comedy
Central just acts one season.

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It was like, and it’s crazy that
Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter

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accident in every one of them.
That’s the weirdest part.

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Remember that scene?
Beat the Geeks.

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Yeah.
In strip mall.

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With Julie Brown from MTV.
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Remember that scene in the world
series of Pop Culture?

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Yeah, Kobe Bryant dies in a
helicopter crash nuts.

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Remember Viva variety.
None of these things happen, but

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this this cartoon did happen and
there’s also a tweet out there

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that even if you go to Snopes,
Snopes says this is true.

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A 2012, tweet did predict that
Kobe Bryant would die in a

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helicopter accident.
And I thought this week was

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going to be a lot more vague or
couching.

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It like more kind of nestle it
and more terms or say more to

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it.
But no, yeah, that’s the whole

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thing.
It it literally says, Kobe is

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going to end up dying in a
helicopter crash and then the

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icon that they’re using the no.
So account is my Kobe?

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It’s not coming.
Yeah, but I think he, I think he

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did since changed it since, is
that?

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No, I don’t.
Yeah, yes.

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Yeah.
I’m looking from a weird.

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Angle.
But yeah.no.

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So that’s his tweet.
Kobe is going to end up dying in

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a helicopter crash.
And here’s the thing that is,

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what’s the context on that on
the surface, that seems very

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very creepy, especially with it
coming out in 2012, shortly

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before that tweet an incident
happened, I believe at the

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Staples Center where Kobe Bryant
let a teammate basically let

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Coby lent, his personal
helicopter, Chapter to a

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teammate who needed to get to
the hospital, right?

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So it was common knowledge by
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That Kobe Bryant owned a
helicopter, and as a result of

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that story, what came out next,
was that?

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Oh yeah.
He not only owns a helicopter,

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but that’s how he gets to, and
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he lived in Orange County.
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But he’s not trying to drive it,
like NBA players, they don’t

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live at the stadium.
They still got a To and from

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work.
And Kobe didn’t want to spend

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that much time in traffic every
day.

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So he would literally take
helicopters everywhere,

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throughout Los Angeles, right?
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traffic.
So the fact that someone would

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read that and then go shit.
Kobe Bryant’s gonna die in a

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helicopter accident someday.
It’s not that weird.

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No, it’s not that weird.
And if you consider at someone

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frequent air travel, we don’t
really think of it because most

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of us, never really traveled.
It frequently by air.

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R Harrison Ford’s been in many
plane crashes.

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Yeah, so like it happens.
It happens or?

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No, no, I think this was the
point.

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I was thinking of earlier, but
if totally forgot, it state of

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Alaska has many, a lot of people
travel by small plane and Alaska

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because places are so remote and
it’s just easier and better

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wrote better for roads.
And other than then it’s got

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like the highest rate in the
nation for plane crashes.

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It just happens fairly routinely
almost.

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And I think it was the senator,
from Alaska or the congressman

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who had gone fucked up in a
plane Crash but then came back

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but really old guy.
Yeah, someone else felt in the

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info on.
This came back with super

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powers, right?
Yeah.

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Just like blood pouring out of
his face.

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All right about.
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You cannot drive to the capital
of Alaska Juno Juno.

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You can’t you have to take a
plane to get there.

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Oh yeah.
Like, even from within Alaska,

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you cannot drive up that term.
You can’t drive to it.

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Yeah, it’s like an island.
Like, I don’t know how it’s

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situated, but you can’t drive
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They’re crazy.
You can only fly there.

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Yeah.
So I mean they’re all right.

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I suppose you can take a boat.
The Earl of people who have air

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travel as a regular part of
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Jimmy, here’s a story of the
model who fucking had her hand

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cut off by a helicopter blade
and lost an eye, but she

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survived no fucking the crazy.
I forget the girl’s name, but

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she ended up marrying like a
really hot dude, still shred a

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book became very successful
after stuff, but she was exiting

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a helicopter and something
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hand raised got her hand just
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all So their shit.
But she’s really an inspiration

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talks about, you know, because
it’s like her whole officer

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whole job have been based on
being gorgeous and then, geez,

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you know, one handedly any,
yeah, I should also add that.

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I’ve had a very Grim week
working on assignment for a show

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where we’re covering 911 and fun
week.

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Yeah.
A good thing you didn’t care

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about Kobe, that much, you know,
I care.

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I care what it meant, other
people.

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Yeah times, and especially in
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To not like Kobe.
I didn’t even realize this when

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we did the first one pops up
pisode about Kobe Bryant this

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week, he learned Spanish because
the Lakers drafted him like

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because he liked you, he spoke
Italian, it’s not that hard.

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Yeah, well, yeah, but putting
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it because he knew the Lakers
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base.
He was like yeah, fuck it all.

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Learn Spanish true.
So he meant a lot to Allah

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sincerely.
And no, they actually the

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freight, the, the terms that I
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it better would be.
I actually thought how sad I

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would be if like my favorite
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died, very suddenly, you know,
someone I’ve known for like 10

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years and entertainment and it
was, you know, constantly, you

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know, entertaining me met my
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Whatever it is.
Yeah, well, you know, when

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Anthony Bourdain thought that
really was not a good feeling?

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Yeah, but no, the 911 stuff.
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there were more and more layers
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certain details of what I was

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going over people’s individual
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It was just sort of in the way
that this story that after it

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came out that the daughter was
involved to, you’re like, oh my

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God, to.
Yeah, too, too, too much already

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too much.
Right way too much.

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It really was start.
We can get back into, you know,

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these Geniuses were able to
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yeah.
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kind of explained it like, like
they, it’s One should be that

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surprised that, that tweet, or
that cartoon exist, because Kobe

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Bryant and helicopters were two
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each other.
If any other celebrities type

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specifically in a helicopter
Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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Oh okay.
I know he did the the actor in

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the two kids on the set.
Yeah, while exam or oh yeah,

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they had a helicopter fall on
them.

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I’ve seen the video of that that
Ahead fucking flies like a

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volleyball it’s yeah it’s pretty
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Fucked up.
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Yeah talking about bad weather
conditions but yeah I can’t

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think of any other like Alia
died on a really small plane.

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common but yeah I they call him

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dr.
Killers for a reason.

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There’s one particular the sand
trap was the doctor killer and

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that’s right.
He crashed on a golf course in

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Santa Monica and my immediate
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there’s lots of doctors there,
to help it.

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Literally, you said two doctors
were on the scene album.

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Yeah of course.
It’s a fucking golf course in

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Santa Monica likes anyway.
Let’s get back to these.

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Kobe Bryant conspiracy theories.
God, this is, this is this comes

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from Instagram and the theory
here.

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Apple Source for news, the
theory here is that It was an

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Illuminati ritual.
Sacrifice meant to allow LeBron,

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James to win another
championship.

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I’m offended that they think
that’s what the Illuminati cares

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about.
I’m offended that they think

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don’t think I’m LeBron can win
another championship on his own

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merits.
Yeah.

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Like, I mean, and even if he
can’t like this, crash might

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Inspire him to.
Yeah, but it’s not the kind of

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thing you would.
It’s not a plan.

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You would put in motion just to
bring Another ring back to title

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town, they don’t know.
Do they even call La title town?

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I don’t know, but let’s read
this fucking tattletale to my

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right with all this me to
business.

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I’m saying, hey, bunch of
tattletales.

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This is interesting.
It interesting.

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So that was it, not going to,
let me make it larger, they also

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call him a idol worshipper,
that’s their big In my bed, he’s

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an idol worshiper.
That’s how you know, he’s caught

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up in the Illuminati because,
you know, you liked getting

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trophies because he was good at
things.

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Oh sure, sure, sure.
Good God, what a Reach?

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This is, the insane stuff that
gets passed along these guys who

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were, like, the Illuminati stuff
on, like Twitter with the in

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particular with like the hip-hop
and sports Community is just

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like yes Illuminati and like
that’s it.

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It’s like what it’s like.
Can you explain to me what the

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Illuminati is even is do even
though I feel like it’s just

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something you’ve seen in the
video because you’ve seen Jay-Z

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making the the yeah, angle
pyramid or whatever.

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Yeah.
At this point, I kind of feel

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like the Illuminati, like, if
the Illuminati exists, it’s more

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like a government psyop.
And not like it’s, there’s no,

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yeah, just info.
I saw like, people only make

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Illuminati stuff because it’s
search engine optimization.

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They just want to get extra
views on YouTube.

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Oh, hell, yeah.
That there’s, there’s a whole

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lot of that, is it?
It’s like, I just, but also it’s

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that other thing, which is This
is all just Shameless

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self-promotion and is Shameless
self-promotion in the interest

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of profiting off.
Someone’s death.

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Yeah. 100%.
And what’s crazy is it a lot of

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times it’s not even profit
people just want to want

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attention.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, not profits

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in the literal sense but yeah,
for attention views, whatever it

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just reminding.
Hey, let’s give it to him right

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now.
Yeah, so this post, I won’t say

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it’s already been flagged by
Instagram as false information,

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but someone had to do that,
someone had to go This in

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confirm that it was fake.
Yeah.

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That’s that’s where we are now.
This is what it says.

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They may have silenced me on
YouTube until the 29th but they

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will never silence the message.
After LeBron James passes, Kobe

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on the all-time NBA scoring
list.

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Kobe gets into a helicopter
crash only a day later LeBron

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had to hit thirty three thousand
six hundred and forty-four point

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marked pass, Kobe Bryant and
become the NBA’s third, highest

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score in history.
Hurry, the 33 is significant.

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The 6 is significant and I’ve
been speaking on the importance

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of the 44 ritual in pro sports
for months.

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Now to me, this looks like a
ritual sacrifice in order for

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the LA Lakers to win their 17th
championship and for LeBron to

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get his fourth ring.
I believe this was also a ritual

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sacrifice for the 49ers to win
the Super Bowl place.

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Your bets now America because
The 49 is the 13, put that on my

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headstone when I die.
The 49 is the 13.

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It be like if you sounded to me
like, you’re having a stroke.

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Yeah, anyway, Kobe was born on 8
23 when you add those numbers

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together, you get 13.
He means 8 plus 2 plus 3.

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Okay, I’m sorry, I know it.
It’s so dark.

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I so did I at first?
This really takes some getting

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through.
Kobe was also the 13th overall

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pick in the NBA draft.
LeBron James past, Kobe on the

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all-time scoring list when he
was playing the Philadelphia

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76ers.
Laura 7 plus 6 equals 13.

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Oh my God and there’s more Kobe
Bryant was born in Philadelphia.

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That settles it, he died on 126
2020.

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All those numbers, add up to 13.
Yeah, I also find it very

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strange that there were Kobe
Bryant helicopter toys being

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sold in stores.
Again people they definitely

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this definitely makes me believe
that his untimely death has been

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planned for a while now really
unfortunate circumstances.

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But when You want fame and tens
of millions of dollars in this

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Society.
This is the risk.

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You’re taken at any moment’s
notice.

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You can be sacrificed.
Bet you didn’t think about that

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today?
Did you, Laura, the expression

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is this oppression isn’t at any
moment’s notice.

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It’s at a moment’s notice.
I hope someone left a comment

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and said that very thing but
yeah that that’s one.

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That was posted on Instagram and
a bearish numerology.

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Yeah.
What’s the point of that?

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To he almost hummus wraps it up.
I sound like he’s trying to give

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life advice to everyone like,
hey, people.

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Let’s keep our let’s keep our
heads about us.

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Let’s not try to succeed, too
much in life.

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Yeah, you don’t want to be
sacrificed by the Illuminati.

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Yeah.
You don’t want to be rich

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because then or don’t don’t or
don’t get too invested in

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celebrities because they could
all be killed in a moment’s

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notice by the Illuminati that
it, I think so.

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Yeah.
It’s a risk.

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You take like you just have to
when you start.

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Watching basketball as a child.
You have to take into account

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that several of these gentlemen,
not the ones on the bench.

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They’re not making Illuminati
money, but the starters they’ve

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probably drank goats blood.
Yeah, kids blood.

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That’s that’s what is in the
locker rooms kid.

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Maybe that’s all they mean by
kids.

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Do you know that guy who
invented?

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Basketball?
That peach basket.

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He used was from the Illuminati
James Naismith.

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Yeah, it was that It had a red
Peach basket if you add up all

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the letters of his name.
It equals 13.

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I like I said, I hope that’s
true.

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I know, probably not.
I know nothing about basketball

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but I do know that they invented
it with peach baskets.

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Yeah, yeah.
And magically Hall of Fame is in

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Springfield Massachusetts,
right?

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Yeah, I’ve never been, I’ve been
to the Baseball Hall of Fame in

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field.
It’s not a nice place.

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Isn’t it’s not know.
You have a Baseball Hall of

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Fame.
Is like going to a gift shop.

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Cooperstown.
Yeah.

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For one thing Cooperstown is in
the Woods and it’s very

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underwhelming when you arrive
because not a lot of people go

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there.
So there’s just not like there’s

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ample parking but not a lot of
parking spots it’s that kind of

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thing.
Yeah where you’re like this

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should be packed shouldn’t it?
But it’s not hmm.

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Rock and Roll Hall of fame’s.
Cool in Cleveland.

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Yeah nice.
Yeah I got to go there.

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So another they’ll be Brian, did
not tweet that he had dirt on

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Hillary Clinton before his Took
off.

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Why would hope why would Kobe
Bryant do that?

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I just love the idea that all
day.

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He’s tweeting like keep your
head up, work hard, Be A

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Champion.
I love kids sports.

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I love my family.
Go Lakers and then I like and I

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have dirt on Hillary Clinton.
I feel like doing what did you

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just spasm there?
What happened?

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Did someone hack your account if
that had happened?

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It would been.
So out of character that that

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would have been in the news from
the moment.

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It happened.
Yeah.

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The even without his untimely
death the team when he

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immediately did.
It would have become newsworthy.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would have fucking blown

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up, right away, too stupid.
And also who in their right

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fucking mind would ever tweet
something like that.

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And then getting a helicopter,
nobody Hillary’s, like, cleaning

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to the bottom.
Like a cat.

432
00:24:11,200 –> 00:24:14,300
Yeah, the the tweet that went
around that people were squee

433
00:24:14,300 –> 00:24:18,400
screenshotting squeak squeaking
about said I have information

434
00:24:18,400 –> 00:24:20,900
that will lead to the arrest of
Hillary Clinton.

435
00:24:24,200 –> 00:24:26,900
Anyway, about to get my
helicopter, take my daughter to

436
00:24:26,900 –> 00:24:29,600
basketball camp.
It’s a Judas in 2016.

437
00:24:29,600 –> 00:24:31,900
The in touch after the game this
lock her up.

438
00:24:31,900 –> 00:24:37,000
Shin is not hip anymore.
Like you know, such AA like and

439
00:24:37,000 –> 00:24:41,100
you know what as much as we’re
laughing you know, there are

440
00:24:41,200 –> 00:24:45,100
thousands upon thousands of
people who believe this is why

441
00:24:45,100 –> 00:24:48,600
Kobe Bryant died because he had
dirt on him.

442
00:24:48,800 –> 00:24:54,300
What fucking dirt would Hillary
Clinton have somehow I’ll

443
00:24:54,500 –> 00:24:57,200
accidentally provided to Kobe
Bryant.

444
00:24:57,300 –> 00:25:00,800
I just like to think of them at
like a mast or G like in eyes

445
00:25:00,800 –> 00:25:04,200
wide shut and like their masks
slip for a moment and it could

446
00:25:04,200 –> 00:25:05,600
be another.
Oh shit.

447
00:25:05,700 –> 00:25:09,000
Just catch each other’s eye, or
they see each other at the

448
00:25:09,000 –> 00:25:12,300
communal, the the gender-fluid
bathroom, you know, the unisex

449
00:25:12,300 –> 00:25:14,000
bathroom and he’s like, what’s
up hill?

450
00:25:14,000 –> 00:25:16,800
And she’s like that, Mamba, and
he might come when I’m like, why

451
00:25:16,800 –> 00:25:18,900
are you here?
This is just for murderers.

452
00:25:20,100 –> 00:25:23,300
I’m tweeting about this.
We’re like they were leaving the

453
00:25:23,300 –> 00:25:25,000
park.
You Lot and she like dented his

454
00:25:25,000 –> 00:25:26,900
car.
Something like that.

455
00:25:26,900 –> 00:25:28,400
Bitch.
I’m Gonna Roll it up.

456
00:25:29,400 –> 00:25:32,000
Yeah.
Like he didn’t tweet this.

457
00:25:32,100 –> 00:25:34,800
It’s a fake tweet.
He didn’t tweet anything that

458
00:25:34,800 –> 00:25:37,600
day.
Actually, I love that the again.

459
00:25:37,600 –> 00:25:40,200
It’s so direct.
It’s just like I have dark tan.

460
00:25:40,200 –> 00:25:43,300
Hillary Clinton that will lead
to her, as he doesn’t say like

461
00:25:43,300 –> 00:25:45,100
he doesn’t treat.
Of course, he wouldn’t eat

462
00:25:45,108 –> 00:25:47,600
something vague like, you know,
like a lot of people in power

463
00:25:47,600 –> 00:25:49,600
aren’t who you think they are.
Yeah.

464
00:25:49,700 –> 00:25:52,600
Because I don’t know, just talk
to Hillary Clinton.

465
00:25:52,600 –> 00:25:55,300
Kind of worried about getting In
this helicopter now.

466
00:25:55,400 –> 00:25:59,800
Yeah, anyway off the basketball
camera or like something I’m to

467
00:25:59,800 –> 00:26:02,400
hear something and don’t know if
it’s true and then you get to

468
00:26:02,400 –> 00:26:06,000
know someone you find out start
to have your suspicions, you

469
00:26:06,000 –> 00:26:08,000
know, something like that.
Yeah, then the only thing he’s

470
00:26:08,000 –> 00:26:10,500
ever tweeted about that Maga
hashtag female.

471
00:26:11,200 –> 00:26:17,800
Oh no Kobe q and on the he did
wants tweet about the clintons

472
00:26:17,800 –> 00:26:20,500
that he had met them at some
event put a picture of him and

473
00:26:20,500 –> 00:26:22,900
Bill Clinton up as you do.
Yeah.

474
00:26:22,900 –> 00:26:27,400
So his Trump Um, so yeah.
Yeah.

475
00:26:27,400 –> 00:26:30,700
This one’s pretty easy to to
debunk.

476
00:26:30,800 –> 00:26:33,200
You can just go check Kobe
Bryant’s Twitter.

477
00:26:33,400 –> 00:26:36,200
Well, I mean the Illuminati
would have deleted the Tweet but

478
00:26:36,200 –> 00:26:39,600
check the Wayback machine, but
I’m sure the Illuminati controls

479
00:26:39,600 –> 00:26:43,200
the Wayback machine.
That’s why the Wayback machine

480
00:26:43,200 –> 00:26:45,200
exist.
So they can alter internet

481
00:26:45,200 –> 00:26:48,500
history.
If they need to I could do this

482
00:26:49,000 –> 00:26:51,800
I could make it I can’t date.
I can’t date mom.

483
00:26:51,900 –> 00:26:55,000
I could be one of these people
who’s Makes up garbage, just

484
00:26:55,000 –> 00:26:57,600
sits and fucking Park live
streaming.

485
00:26:58,200 –> 00:27:02,100
Insanity on Instagram and I
don’t know why I’m taking the

486
00:27:02,100 –> 00:27:04,800
ethical route here.
I don’t know why I don’t either,

487
00:27:04,800 –> 00:27:05,700
I don’t know.
Yeah.

488
00:27:05,800 –> 00:27:10,000
What why what’s wrong with me?
I don’t know why aren’t I

489
00:27:10,000 –> 00:27:13,000
explaining myself more?
I know it’s nuts.

490
00:27:13,000 –> 00:27:16,300
I mean, I already do but to an
extent but, you know, I that’s

491
00:27:16,300 –> 00:27:17,900
what I think.
It’s just it’s so funny where

492
00:27:17,900 –> 00:27:20,200
all our lines lie?
You know what I’m saying?

493
00:27:20,500 –> 00:27:23,800
Yeah, it’s an interesting
interesting.

494
00:27:23,900 –> 00:27:27,100
T’.
So let’s talk about people who

495
00:27:27,100 –> 00:27:31,100
are very much taking advantage
of will also Hillary’s, probably

496
00:27:31,100 –> 00:27:34,200
a bulls fan Ethan, why would she
be a bulls fans from Illinois?

497
00:27:34,400 –> 00:27:36,800
Oh, that’s right, she is huh.
Hmm.

498
00:27:37,200 –> 00:27:40,100
I’m a bulls fan.
Yeah, there was man.

499
00:27:40,200 –> 00:27:45,300
There was this one brief moment
in time when it seemed like Kobe

500
00:27:45,300 –> 00:27:47,500
Bryant was going to come play
for the Bulls.

501
00:27:47,600 –> 00:27:51,800
God, can you imagine?
Oh I wouldn’t like all would

502
00:27:51,800 –> 00:27:53,700
have been forgiven because I did
I was bullshit.

503
00:27:53,900 –> 00:27:57,200
I didn’t read him like Kobe
Bryant, he won all the time and

504
00:27:57,200 –> 00:28:01,900
that’s gross, but there were
high cheekbones that could cut

505
00:28:01,900 –> 00:28:03,400
ham.
He’s a monster.

506
00:28:04,500 –> 00:28:07,500
There was this kind of tense
moment with him in the Lakers

507
00:28:07,500 –> 00:28:10,100
where it seemed like he might go
somewhere else.

508
00:28:10,200 –> 00:28:13,200
Well shock was being such a
piece of work.

509
00:28:13,300 –> 00:28:14,300
Yeah.
Pill.

510
00:28:14,400 –> 00:28:21,000
And there was this video but it
was actually just audio and I

511
00:28:21,000 –> 00:28:24,000
don’t think they ever confirmed
if it was real or Fake.

512
00:28:24,000 –> 00:28:28,800
But it sounded pretty real and
it was these two teens and they

513
00:28:28,800 –> 00:28:32,100
just like, shouted at Kobe.
And we’re like, hey, where are

514
00:28:32,400 –> 00:28:33,400
we?
Hope you’re still going to be in

515
00:28:33,400 –> 00:28:37,600
La next year and he said, by a
Bulls jersey gentleman and I was

516
00:28:37,600 –> 00:28:40,800
like, oh, oh yes.
And then he stayed with the

517
00:28:40,800 –> 00:28:42,700
Lakers.
Imagine if he went to, the Bulls

518
00:28:42,700 –> 00:28:44,800
took, Michael Jordan’s number
and then just start fucking his

519
00:28:44,800 –> 00:28:48,300
wife.
They were tired.

520
00:28:48,300 –> 00:28:50,900
Jordans number.
Oh I think I hope brought it

521
00:28:50,900 –> 00:28:52,900
back for what they would like.
They wouldn’t bring him back for

522
00:28:52,900 –> 00:28:55,800
Kobe.
I’m not gonna give Kobe Jordans

523
00:28:55,800 –> 00:28:59,300
number, no, but imagine a
hypothetical fantasy world.

524
00:28:59,300 –> 00:29:01,100
Where clear?
I did go but he was like, but I

525
00:29:01,100 –> 00:29:03,900
want the number now they I do
but not be sick.

526
00:29:04,000 –> 00:29:05,800
There’s no way they would have
stained it.

527
00:29:05,800 –> 00:29:07,900
Yeah, they wouldn’t have let
that happen.

528
00:29:08,100 –> 00:29:10,300
So let’s talk about, let’s talk
about dr.

529
00:29:10,300 –> 00:29:14,500
Umar Johnson, who is dr.
Like a nickname or like

530
00:29:14,500 –> 00:29:16,900
something like Doc.
Like you know, like know he call

531
00:29:16,900 –> 00:29:21,800
aims to be And actually, a
clinical psychologist thing.

532
00:29:22,100 –> 00:29:25,900
But I haven’t, he doesn’t own
one of those planes like I found

533
00:29:25,900 –> 00:29:29,500
their Killers, exactly.
Like I feel like we could

534
00:29:29,500 –> 00:29:35,200
probably do a whole episode on
this guy, but he’s been the most

535
00:29:35,200 –> 00:29:41,000
vocal advocate for the idea that
Kobe Bryant was murdered and his

536
00:29:41,000 –> 00:29:44,100
videos.
He talks very convincingly, he

537
00:29:44,100 –> 00:29:49,000
talks like he’s in church and he
is Is delivering a message to

538
00:29:49,000 –> 00:29:51,300
his Believers.
Because that’s what he’s doing.

539
00:29:51,300 –> 00:29:55,500
He is talking to his followers
and he is spreading a message to

540
00:29:55,500 –> 00:29:58,600
them and that message is
gibberish.

541
00:29:58,600 –> 00:30:02,500
So let’s listen to, we might
listen to this whole fucking

542
00:30:02,500 –> 00:30:06,000
thing, but we’re going to have
to pause every once in a while.

543
00:30:06,100 –> 00:30:09,000
Just, but I do think that there
is just a community people who

544
00:30:09,000 –> 00:30:11,600
think that a black celebrity
cannot die in America without

545
00:30:11,600 –> 00:30:16,000
them being murdered, right?
And that’s only like 85%, true

546
00:30:16,100 –> 00:30:16,900
true.
Yes.

547
00:30:17,800 –> 00:30:19,100
No.
We’re right bore.

548
00:30:19,100 –> 00:30:22,100
It’s not born of anything but
I’m just saying there are yeah.

549
00:30:22,100 –> 00:30:25,500
Like he’s a group of people who
if anything – happens to a black

550
00:30:25,500 –> 00:30:27,500
celebrity or whatever, they
died.

551
00:30:27,900 –> 00:30:29,900
Everyone’s meteor action is
murder conspiracy.

552
00:30:29,900 –> 00:30:31,500
Yeah.
And it’s because of the the

553
00:30:31,500 –> 00:30:32,400
history of.
Yeah.

554
00:30:32,400 –> 00:30:37,000
It’s because this country has a
long history of murdering black

555
00:30:37,000 –> 00:30:37,700
leader.
Yes.

556
00:30:37,700 –> 00:30:40,000
Yes.
And abusing and the justice

557
00:30:40,000 –> 00:30:42,500
system being racist and
horrifying.

558
00:30:42,700 –> 00:30:46,100
So I understand that
inclination, 100%.

559
00:30:46,100 –> 00:30:48,600
I’m not surprised that there was
Second Kobe Bryant and murder

560
00:30:48,600 –> 00:30:51,000
conspiracy because obviously
there are gonna be people who

561
00:30:51,000 –> 00:30:52,500
would ever a black celebrity
dies.

562
00:30:52,600 –> 00:30:54,300
They’re murdered right.
Yeah.

563
00:30:54,400 –> 00:30:58,300
And or like whatever a little
girl named jonbenet’s, you know

564
00:30:58,300 –> 00:31:01,300
it’s lat our parents did it
which is not normal.

565
00:31:01,300 –> 00:31:02,500
It’s normal happens.
All the time.

566
00:31:02,600 –> 00:31:05,900
I was all tangled up in my head.
Phone cords there like a goddamn

567
00:31:05,900 –> 00:31:07,800
marionette.
I was just thinking about having

568
00:31:07,800 –> 00:31:14,000
a little bold pineapple.
Alright, so let’s listen to,

569
00:31:14,000 –> 00:31:18,500
this is one of the videos from
This is like a Facebook

570
00:31:18,500 –> 00:31:20,100
livestreamer Instagram live
stream.

571
00:31:20,100 –> 00:31:23,200
It looks like Instagram life and
none of these videos are

572
00:31:23,200 –> 00:31:25,500
indoors.
No, yes, this is an outdoor

573
00:31:25,500 –> 00:31:27,500
shot, Instagram live video.
Here we go.

574
00:31:27,500 –> 00:31:30,600
Doctor in my personal
helicopter, not a commercial

575
00:31:30,700 –> 00:31:35,300
plane, personal personal, hell,
her signal, Kobe Bryant’s,

576
00:31:35,400 –> 00:31:43,300
personal helicopter, curse goes
down during a routine. 15, 20

577
00:31:43,300 –> 00:31:44,700
minute flight.
A flight.

578
00:31:44,700 –> 00:31:48,700
He been making for 25 years and
it goes down and they still

579
00:31:48,700 –> 00:31:51,200
don’t have all the answers
first, they said four people

580
00:31:51,200 –> 00:31:53,100
died.
Then it was five people died.

581
00:31:53,600 –> 00:31:55,800
Then it was nine.
People that they have to take

582
00:31:55,800 –> 00:31:59,200
time to notify the families
before they start naming the

583
00:31:59,200 –> 00:32:03,100
victims.
And I think in any tragedy

584
00:32:03,300 –> 00:32:06,000
sometimes the body count
fluctuates.

585
00:32:06,100 –> 00:32:08,800
Like, it doesn’t really
fluctuate but goes up.

586
00:32:08,900 –> 00:32:13,400
So that’s not that weird.
Let’s keep But it did they said

587
00:32:13,400 –> 00:32:16,700
it was a fire on board, the
helicopter then they said it was

588
00:32:16,700 –> 00:32:20,200
a fire beneath the helicopter.
And now this morning they’re

589
00:32:20,200 –> 00:32:23,500
trying to blame it on the fog.
They say it was too foggy for

590
00:32:23,500 –> 00:32:26,800
the pilot to take the helicopter
but he asked for special

591
00:32:26,800 –> 00:32:29,400
permission.
He asked for special permission

592
00:32:29,400 –> 00:32:33,100
to take the helicopter.
Anyway, if you see the video of

593
00:32:33,100 –> 00:32:36,400
the crash, which is a very
heart-wrenching video, to watch,

594
00:32:36,400 –> 00:32:39,200
only saw it once, I don’t even
want to see it again, Johnson

595
00:32:39,200 –> 00:32:45,000
exist, the video of the crash.
He’s about to use as the basis

596
00:32:45,000 –> 00:32:49,000
for his argument that Kobe
Bryant was murdered is video of

597
00:32:49,000 –> 00:32:52,100
a helicopter somewhere in South
America.

598
00:32:52,100 –> 00:32:57,800
I believe Latin America, it is a
video of a helicopter.

599
00:32:58,000 –> 00:33:02,300
I want to say it’s in Ecuador
crashing and it is a horrifying

600
00:33:02,300 –> 00:33:07,000
video.
But it also, if a helicopter

601
00:33:07,000 –> 00:33:11,800
crashed in Calabasas there would
at least be a few rich white

602
00:33:11,800 –> 00:33:13,800
people.
People adding to the dialogue,

603
00:33:13,800 –> 00:33:17,400
you hear in the background, it
would not all be Spanish.

604
00:33:17,500 –> 00:33:21,300
What I know of the coverage of
it which is heard that a woman’s

605
00:33:21,300 –> 00:33:25,400
ring account or a pond her
caught some audio of it

606
00:33:25,400 –> 00:33:26,500
happening.
You Know.

607
00:33:26,500 –> 00:33:27,400
Her.
Like I Do.

608
00:33:27,400 –> 00:33:28,500
That makes sense.
Yeah.

609
00:33:28,500 –> 00:33:32,800
Or I think a guy said he was
recording on a cell phone nearby

610
00:33:32,800 –> 00:33:36,600
when I heard something right,
but the know the video he’s

611
00:33:36,600 –> 00:33:39,700
referring to there is no will
watch video.

612
00:33:40,800 –> 00:33:42,500
Let’s just let him talk.
About.

613
00:33:42,500 –> 00:33:46,800
But when you see that video, Fog
had nothing to do with that

614
00:33:46,800 –> 00:33:49,400
accident.
It was very foggy, that’s it, do

615
00:33:49,400 –> 00:33:52,500
it that accident?
That’s sky was clear enough for

616
00:33:52,500 –> 00:33:56,200
him to fly.
He’s talking about the video

617
00:33:56,200 –> 00:33:59,200
from the helicopter crash that
happened in.

618
00:33:59,200 –> 00:34:02,100
I’m just going to say Ecuador
because it’s not that big of

619
00:34:02,100 –> 00:34:05,400
that’s not that important of a
detail and Ecuador sounds,

620
00:34:05,400 –> 00:34:08,000
right?
But yeah, clear skies because

621
00:34:08,000 –> 00:34:10,800
it’s not the same video.
I’d also Point, I’ve worked a

622
00:34:10,808 –> 00:34:14,600
lot around that area of
Calabasas Ventura driven up By

623
00:34:14,607 –> 00:34:18,800
the 101 on there, a lot that fog
is scary, just the Wednesday

624
00:34:18,800 –> 00:34:21,100
before that crash happened.
I was driving back from a tour

625
00:34:21,100 –> 00:34:24,600
with from, from Rajasthan and
we’re driving back at night and

626
00:34:24,600 –> 00:34:26,400
we could not fucking see
anything.

627
00:34:26,500 –> 00:34:31,000
Yeah, anything.
It is all Hills, Canyons Cliffs

628
00:34:31,000 –> 00:34:34,900
and fog, right.
It’s not a good they’re just not

629
00:34:34,900 –> 00:34:37,800
good flying conditions at all
and the fucking maybe that’s

630
00:34:37,800 –> 00:34:41,500
just La share contacts.
Yeah, head about the weather had

631
00:34:41,500 –> 00:34:45,500
downed all of their helicopters
because of the Ugh, like when he

632
00:34:45,500 –> 00:34:49,500
says he that Kobe’s helicopter
had special permission to take

633
00:34:49,500 –> 00:34:55,100
off, that’s true, but that’s
because fog was such a factor.

634
00:34:55,100 –> 00:34:58,400
That’s why he had special.
So the students contradicting

635
00:34:58,400 –> 00:35:02,600
himself right away, but there’s
more all of a sudden.

636
00:35:02,600 –> 00:35:05,100
You see the propeller go out?
No, you don’t do that.

637
00:35:05,200 –> 00:35:07,000
What the hell is?
Kobe Bryant’s?

638
00:35:07,000 –> 00:35:09,000
Propeller going out on his
helicopter.

639
00:35:09,100 –> 00:35:12,100
Why didn’t the propeller go out
on hole?

640
00:35:12,100 –> 00:35:14,400
Kobe Bryant’s helicopter?
When is the last time?

641
00:35:14,600 –> 00:35:18,000
Time you saw a propeller go out
on a helicopter.

642
00:35:18,000 –> 00:35:21,600
I’ve been in helicopter what
I’ve been on helicopters, I’ve

643
00:35:21,600 –> 00:35:25,000
been on helicopters when is the
last time you do you think he’s

644
00:35:25,000 –> 00:35:27,200
been on helicopters?
They don’t helicopters.

645
00:35:27,200 –> 00:35:29,800
I’ve been on helicopters.
I’ve been on helicopters.

646
00:35:30,100 –> 00:35:33,800
Yeah I’ve been on I’ve not been
on a helicopter actually that I

647
00:35:33,800 –> 00:35:36,200
almost did laugh about it a bit
because it’s dude I know opposed

648
00:35:36,200 –> 00:35:38,900
to do just seems like a real RS.
Poor 26 year-old posted.

649
00:35:38,900 –> 00:35:41,300
Like I’m never getting a
helicopter again.

650
00:35:41,300 –> 00:35:42,500
I just want to be like when were
you right?

651
00:35:42,500 –> 00:35:43,800
Yeah.
You were never going to get in a

652
00:35:43,808 –> 00:35:45,300
helicopter.
Right?

653
00:35:45,600 –> 00:35:49,800
He’s been in helicopters, he’s
been in helicopters, he’s been

654
00:35:49,800 –> 00:35:54,000
in helicopters, she’s been in
helicopters and the propeller,

655
00:35:54,200 –> 00:35:58,000
which is called a rotor, didn’t
go out, didn’t go out.

656
00:35:58,000 –> 00:36:03,100
So no, she wants to live.
Explain that Laura check and

657
00:36:03,100 –> 00:36:06,500
mate.
I bet it helicopter and so many

658
00:36:06,500 –> 00:36:09,200
helicopters I’ve been in
helicopters.

659
00:36:09,200 –> 00:36:13,100
All right, let’s go on for the
propeller.

660
00:36:13,200 –> 00:36:15,800
Go out on a helicopter.
Cop, and the reason they

661
00:36:15,800 –> 00:36:19,000
sabotage, the reason they
sabotage that helicopter

662
00:36:19,000 –> 00:36:22,800
Bookseller is because when you
get on a plane and I’m not a

663
00:36:22,800 –> 00:36:24,400
pilot.
But I have Pilots his friends.

664
00:36:24,600 –> 00:36:27,700
You know, you system checks you
check all the systems.

665
00:36:27,800 –> 00:36:31,800
So if you want to sabotage and
aircraft you sabotage the

666
00:36:31,800 –> 00:36:34,200
propeller because that’s the one
place you don’t check.

667
00:36:34,200 –> 00:36:36,700
You don’t what?
What, why?

668
00:36:36,700 –> 00:36:41,400
Well, who says, wait the main
message, tation leaving a method

669
00:36:41,700 –> 00:36:46,100
of motion, the most important
You don’t check you don’t check,

670
00:36:46,100 –> 00:36:48,200
you just take off and then
you’re like oh shit, that

671
00:36:48,200 –> 00:36:51,400
thing’s not even moving, I
didn’t even notice.

672
00:36:51,500 –> 00:36:53,500
It’s just a stupid fucking
helicopter.

673
00:36:53,900 –> 00:36:56,600
You’re lucky we even clean this
bitch and get on top of the

674
00:36:56,600 –> 00:36:58,400
helicopter and check the
propeller.

675
00:36:58,500 –> 00:37:00,800
Yeah, you do.
Get on top of the helicopter and

676
00:37:00,800 –> 00:37:02,700
check the propeller.
Yeah you do have a thing.

677
00:37:03,200 –> 00:37:05,600
If the fog was the reason for
the crash.

678
00:37:05,700 –> 00:37:07,400
Uh-huh.
Which is why didn’t he crashed

679
00:37:07,400 –> 00:37:10,900
into the mountains?
Why didn’t he crash into any of

680
00:37:10,900 –> 00:37:13,500
the physical structures?
They didn’t say that they have

681
00:37:13,500 –> 00:37:16,000
actually said that.
That that’s most likely what

682
00:37:16,000 –> 00:37:19,000
happened that while they were
trying to climb out of the fog.

683
00:37:19,000 –> 00:37:23,100
They made impact with a mountain
or Hillside.

684
00:37:23,800 –> 00:37:28,600
They didn’t say that they
crashed into a mountain or they

685
00:37:28,600 –> 00:37:32,300
crashed on the ground.
They crashed on ultimately

686
00:37:32,300 –> 00:37:34,500
Falls.
Not the reason for the crash

687
00:37:35,000 –> 00:37:37,400
they’ll fuck you know how many
times you took an airplane in

688
00:37:37,400 –> 00:37:38,900
the fall?
You know how many flights I’ve

689
00:37:38,900 –> 00:37:41,300
been in a fog?
Hell man is in the fog.

690
00:37:41,400 –> 00:37:44,400
How many helicopters in Africa
in the fog in Africa?

691
00:37:44,500 –> 00:37:47,500
In Nigeria in the Falk on a
helicopter.

692
00:37:47,700 –> 00:37:49,400
Oh, well, Kobe Bryant must have
been murdered.

693
00:37:49,400 –> 00:37:53,100
That that was an expert pilot
both Pilots are expert pilot

694
00:37:53,100 –> 00:37:57,200
pilot, Kobe was sabotage, not to
mention.

695
00:37:58,500 –> 00:38:00,400
Not to mention.
Here we go.

696
00:38:01,100 –> 00:38:07,000
Bring it on home.
Not to mention Kobe Bryant was

697
00:38:07,000 –> 00:38:10,300
engaged in a legal battle with a
big pharmaceutical company over

698
00:38:10,300 –> 00:38:11,900
the use of the name, black
mamba.

699
00:38:12,000 –> 00:38:15,500
Can you say that three more
times in a legal battle with a

700
00:38:15,500 –> 00:38:19,400
very powerful pharmaceutical
company over the use of the

701
00:38:19,400 –> 00:38:23,900
name, black mamba again, Bryant
was engaged in a legal manner.

702
00:38:23,900 –> 00:38:27,300
I will see these get banned the
use of the name.

703
00:38:27,400 –> 00:38:29,800
Black mamba, you got one more in
you.

704
00:38:33,000 –> 00:38:35,400
Stand me.
I do here’s the thing.

705
00:38:35,500 –> 00:38:37,500
Make you wait, was in a battle
with.

706
00:38:37,600 –> 00:38:42,900
He’s there is when he says big
pharmaceutical company.

707
00:38:42,900 –> 00:38:46,900
Mmm, you’re like picture in the
people who iser kick off the

708
00:38:46,900 –> 00:38:49,500
opioid crisis and things like
that.

709
00:38:49,500 –> 00:38:55,500
Yeah, Purdue he is in, he was
engaged in a legal battle with a

710
00:38:55,500 –> 00:38:59,800
company that made like weight
loss supplements, okay.

711
00:39:00,000 –> 00:39:05,100
And here’s Thing he was probably
going to lose because they

712
00:39:05,100 –> 00:39:09,900
actually trademarked the name
black mamba first.

713
00:39:10,400 –> 00:39:16,000
He filed his trademark a year
later hmm how would an upstart

714
00:39:16,000 –> 00:39:19,200
group of weight loss?
Supplement makers?

715
00:39:19,400 –> 00:39:22,900
Have this kind of access to Kobe
Bryant?

716
00:39:23,000 –> 00:39:26,200
He’s Kobe fucking Brian.
No, aren’t the owned a

717
00:39:26,200 –> 00:39:29,000
helicopter.
It’s not like it took off from

718
00:39:29,000 –> 00:39:31,900
the park, right?
It took off from his Fucking

719
00:39:31,900 –> 00:39:36,300
house.
How would I need someone to

720
00:39:36,300 –> 00:39:40,600
explain to me, how these people
making weight loss supplements?

721
00:39:40,800 –> 00:39:44,400
All of a sudden, become powerful
enough to take down, Kobe

722
00:39:44,400 –> 00:39:47,700
Bryant’s helicopter.
Yeah, yeah, basically.

723
00:39:47,700 –> 00:39:49,700
That and none of them were
Lakers fans.

724
00:39:49,900 –> 00:39:52,300
It’s hard to believe.
Yeah, very unlikely.

725
00:39:52,500 –> 00:39:55,500
Let’s see what else?
Radar can see through the fall.

726
00:39:55,500 –> 00:39:58,300
Thank you system.
Radar can see through the fall.

727
00:39:58,400 –> 00:40:01,400
They didn’t crash because of no
damn fog and it wasn’t no.

728
00:40:01,600 –> 00:40:04,200
When the propeller was
sabotaged.

729
00:40:04,200 –> 00:40:07,900
Let me say it again, please.
Bella was sabotage, one more, he

730
00:40:07,900 –> 00:40:11,800
say it again, the propeller was
sabotage.

731
00:40:11,800 –> 00:40:16,200
Oh, all right, so the rest of
that video.

732
00:40:16,300 –> 00:40:19,800
He so, what’s your point?
So what’s his point?

733
00:40:19,800 –> 00:40:21,500
What’s he trying to get out of
this?

734
00:40:21,600 –> 00:40:24,900
Kobe was murdered.
Okay, and he’s going to bring

735
00:40:25,000 –> 00:40:29,500
someone to Justice be it.
The Illuminati, the LA Lakers

736
00:40:30,300 –> 00:40:34,100
are Anonymous and a Bryant.
Yeah, fucking black mamba

737
00:40:34,100 –> 00:40:37,500
Pharmaceuticals.
He also, this is what’s so

738
00:40:37,500 –> 00:40:40,100
dangerous about people like
this.

739
00:40:41,000 –> 00:40:46,100
Like this particular brand of
conspiracy theorist like he’s

740
00:40:46,100 –> 00:40:51,300
building a bubble where he
speaks the truth and is never

741
00:40:51,300 –> 00:40:55,000
questioned.
And you see that in this video

742
00:40:55,300 –> 00:40:58,400
because at one point he goes,
okay, it’s time to have a block

743
00:40:58,400 –> 00:41:00,500
party.
And if you look at the comments,

744
00:41:00,500 –> 00:41:02,800
there’s people who are like
Well, yeah, it was actually

745
00:41:02,800 –> 00:41:05,400
pretty foggy there.
So he’s just the minute, you

746
00:41:05,400 –> 00:41:06,800
question.
Yeah.

747
00:41:06,900 –> 00:41:09,800
Anything he says he’s
immediately blocking Pia.

748
00:41:09,800 –> 00:41:12,400
He’s clearly not interested in
any facts that don’t support

749
00:41:12,400 –> 00:41:14,000
this narrative.
That he’s constructed whole

750
00:41:14,000 –> 00:41:20,200
cloth, right?
And that is not his only video.

751
00:41:20,200 –> 00:41:25,000
But here is the crash video that
he was referring to.

752
00:41:27,200 –> 00:41:30,300
That is clearly not Calabasas
know.

753
00:41:32,100 –> 00:41:36,700
Jesus Christ.
No, any goddamn.

754
00:41:36,700 –> 00:41:40,800
It looks like the goddamn Grand.
Canyon fucking hell.

755
00:41:40,800 –> 00:41:44,400
Everyone could see if you think
that’s the Kobe Bryant crash

756
00:41:44,400 –> 00:41:46,100
video.
You are retarded.

757
00:41:47,900 –> 00:41:51,400
Severely have more chromosomes
than personalities.

758
00:41:51,900 –> 00:41:55,800
Yeah, that’s the video he’s
referencing and it is clearly

759
00:41:55,800 –> 00:42:00,100
not the Kobe Bryant crash video
will link to it.

760
00:42:00,100 –> 00:42:02,900
You can watch it for yourself.
So do you want goofballs?

761
00:42:02,900 –> 00:42:07,100
Yeah, you’re morbid fucks.
And yeah, the lawsuit.

762
00:42:07,100 –> 00:42:10,400
It’s it’s with a bunch of
supplement makers.

763
00:42:10,400 –> 00:42:13,800
They are not big Pharma.
No, it’s not goddamn Eli.

764
00:42:13,800 –> 00:42:16,800
Lilly know they’re putting
sawdust into pill capsules

765
00:42:16,800 –> 00:42:20,300
rightly.
Oh, here’s his other one of us

766
00:42:20,300 –> 00:42:23,500
other videos.
He’s very emphatic.

767
00:42:23,800 –> 00:42:26,000
Like I’m that will see what’s
going on with this dude.

768
00:42:26,100 –> 00:42:29,100
Oh, he’s in the car now, he’ll
never get over this, but once

769
00:42:29,100 –> 00:42:31,900
you gets to a point where she’s
able to move forward, Word,

770
00:42:31,900 –> 00:42:34,500
which is going to be a while.
The question becomes will,

771
00:42:34,500 –> 00:42:38,200
Vanessa, tell us anything, will
Vanessa, tell us anything?

772
00:42:38,200 –> 00:42:41,200
And I don’t think she can
because they killed her husband,

773
00:42:41,200 –> 00:42:43,100
and her daughter.
Okay, right.

774
00:42:43,100 –> 00:42:47,500
Taking that daughter, for me,
was a message to Vanessa killing

775
00:42:47,500 –> 00:42:50,800
their oldest daughter, rest.
In peace to Gigi was a message

776
00:42:50,800 –> 00:42:52,300
to snap their, oldest daughter
believe.

777
00:42:52,300 –> 00:42:55,300
I’m out, that was the message to
the wife, that was a message to

778
00:42:55,300 –> 00:42:57,800
the wife, the murder of the
oldest daughter was a message to

779
00:42:57,800 –> 00:42:59,900
the wife, you know, the sort of
question is, is there.

780
00:42:59,900 –> 00:43:02,600
Anybody who was around them?
Who could tell us what was

781
00:43:02,600 –> 00:43:05,500
really going on and see, that’s
really convenient.

782
00:43:05,500 –> 00:43:09,300
Because now, whenever someone
might bring up the idea that,

783
00:43:09,300 –> 00:43:12,100
hey, wouldn’t, his wife would
probably know if someone was

784
00:43:12,300 –> 00:43:15,600
threatening his life, he can go.
Now they killed the kid to as a

785
00:43:15,600 –> 00:43:20,800
message to her.
So sorry, I guess only he has

786
00:43:20,800 –> 00:43:23,400
the truth in the husband, a
message to her also.

787
00:43:24,700 –> 00:43:26,400
Do I not understand how messages
work?

788
00:43:27,000 –> 00:43:30,400
Yeah.
And like, what was she was it?

789
00:43:30,400 –> 00:43:33,400
We’re we expect Vanessa Bryant
was going to make a video like

790
00:43:33,400 –> 00:43:35,900
this.
Yeah and the only thing I’ve

791
00:43:35,900 –> 00:43:38,400
been with marked right.
Marked in a mountain.

792
00:43:38,700 –> 00:43:41,800
Like here’s the video.
Yeah I guess that’s why that

793
00:43:41,800 –> 00:43:44,700
doesn’t exist because they sent
a message.

794
00:43:44,700 –> 00:43:50,500
This is my absolute favorite
video of his because just the

795
00:43:50,500 –> 00:43:53,600
premise.
Let’s let’s just talk about it

796
00:43:53,600 –> 00:44:00,200
but we’ll listen, the National
Basketball Association is a

797
00:44:00,200 –> 00:44:03,900
suspect Dr. Umar’s
investigation.

798
00:44:05,800 –> 00:44:09,800
That’s right.
Is it the goddamn in PA is a

799
00:44:09,808 –> 00:44:14,700
suspect?
And I was phone, just blew off

800
00:44:14,700 –> 00:44:18,600
the tripod, and listen to wear
this shit goes.

801
00:44:18,600 –> 00:44:21,600
As soon as I said that Mama or
your blue my cell phone off the

802
00:44:21,600 –> 00:44:22,600
stand.
What?

803
00:44:22,600 –> 00:44:26,600
As soon as I named the NBA as a
suspect mama.

804
00:44:26,600 –> 00:44:29,700
Oh yeah.
And now the winds is coming soon

805
00:44:29,700 –> 00:44:32,700
when I said the NBA.
Alisha.

806
00:44:32,700 –> 00:44:36,300
Oil blew my phone off the same,
right?

807
00:44:38,200 –> 00:44:42,800
It’s very windy that it was the
NBA, it’s a nice tan shorts,

808
00:44:42,800 –> 00:44:44,900
some good evidence.
Now that’s it’s not good

809
00:44:44,900 –> 00:44:48,700
evidence either proof that it
was the NBA, but that’s damn

810
00:44:48,700 –> 00:44:50,800
sure.
Some good evidence that Sue and

811
00:44:50,800 –> 00:44:54,300
I mentioned in NBA, the
ancestors, blow the cell, phone

812
00:44:54,300 –> 00:44:56,600
off the stand.
I just wanted to point that out.

813
00:44:56,700 –> 00:44:59,900
Oh my God.
I just that and that’s the end

814
00:44:59,900 –> 00:45:04,100
of the video as if he wanted his
phone to be, like, what he’s

815
00:45:04,100 –> 00:45:06,700
saying at the end there is, I
just wanted to point that out,

816
00:45:06,700 –> 00:45:10,000
but when he started the video,
He couldn’t have known his phone

817
00:45:10,000 –> 00:45:14,200
was going to get blown over so
that like he’s just doing her

818
00:45:14,200 –> 00:45:17,900
words are powerful and words
make things come into reality.

819
00:45:18,000 –> 00:45:22,400
He’s just doing an improv and
like there were rumors that Kobe

820
00:45:22,400 –> 00:45:26,400
Bryant wanted to like help set
up a basketball league in China.

821
00:45:26,600 –> 00:45:29,800
But like the NBA’s, not gonna be
fucking mad at that Island.

822
00:45:29,800 –> 00:45:33,700
Wanted to have the idea that the
WNBA was going to become huge

823
00:45:33,700 –> 00:45:36,700
because of Gianna and like Kobe
Bryant has the morning and WNBA

824
00:45:36,700 –> 00:45:38,500
so much.
They’re like we can’t I have

825
00:45:38,500 –> 00:45:41,000
this.
They’re like misogynistic murder

826
00:45:41,000 –> 00:45:44,600
conspiracy.
Yeah, in that like, even that if

827
00:45:44,700 –> 00:45:47,900
someone I could see someone
bringing something like that up,

828
00:45:47,900 –> 00:45:52,800
but I would M be with the NBA
has actually been, like, slowly

829
00:45:52,800 –> 00:45:55,000
integrating women into
basketball.

830
00:45:55,000 –> 00:45:57,500
There’s like, women refs.
Now, there’s women.

831
00:45:57,500 –> 00:45:59,900
Who are coaches?
There will probably be a woman,

832
00:45:59,900 –> 00:46:02,000
who’s a head coach even let them
sweep the floors.

833
00:46:02,000 –> 00:46:08,000
I am their MBA at some point.
So and Kobe Bryant was a star.

834
00:46:09,000 –> 00:46:12,800
Supporter of women’s basketball
and was of the opinion that a

835
00:46:12,808 –> 00:46:15,800
woman could probably play in the
NBA right now.

836
00:46:16,000 –> 00:46:18,000
Yeah.
So who knows?

837
00:46:18,100 –> 00:46:20,700
I mean, if you can take some old
busted up, there’s a bunch of

838
00:46:20,700 –> 00:46:23,200
guys who are, you know, should
be out to pasture.

839
00:46:23,200 –> 00:46:25,400
They could easily probably be
replaced by a woman doing

840
00:46:25,400 –> 00:46:27,600
something or other.
Yeah, make them sweep the

841
00:46:27,600 –> 00:46:28,500
floors.
I’m not.

842
00:46:28,500 –> 00:46:31,800
I’m not, I’m not a sports
feminist when it comes to a.

843
00:46:32,000 –> 00:46:37,100
I don’t think I just think
biologically women are vastly

844
00:46:37,100 –> 00:46:39,800
inferior to men.
In athletics, and I think it’s

845
00:46:40,100 –> 00:46:44,700
absurd to argue that they’re
equal in terms of performance,

846
00:46:44,700 –> 00:46:47,500
but in terms of enjoying
watching them, I don’t think

847
00:46:47,500 –> 00:46:49,700
that you enjoyed any less.
I like watching women’s pro

848
00:46:49,700 –> 00:46:52,100
wrestling and stuff like that
and enjoy it just as much.

849
00:46:52,500 –> 00:46:57,500
See, I think like if you’re
talking contacts for discussion.

850
00:46:57,800 –> 00:47:02,900
Yeah, if you’re talking contact
Sports then not really like like

851
00:47:02,900 –> 00:47:05,000
it’s going to be a long time
before.

852
00:47:05,000 –> 00:47:10,000
There’s a woman who plays in the
NFL unless She’s a kicker or

853
00:47:10,000 –> 00:47:12,100
quarterback.
They go out of their way to

854
00:47:12,100 –> 00:47:17,700
protect quarterbacks in the NFL,
but like basketball like tennis

855
00:47:17,700 –> 00:47:22,800
men and women compete together
like they there’s well, there

856
00:47:22,800 –> 00:47:24,600
was a competition where like, I
think it was one of the Williams

857
00:47:24,600 –> 00:47:27,700
sisters went against a male
college tennis player and he

858
00:47:27,700 –> 00:47:30,600
beat her.
Yeah, so yeah, when it comes to

859
00:47:30,600 –> 00:47:34,000
sports, like the best woman in
the, the best woman, the world

860
00:47:34,000 –> 00:47:37,000
could still be beaten by your
average men’s college, tennis

861
00:47:37,000 –> 00:47:38,300
player.
Yeah.

862
00:47:38,500 –> 00:47:40,000
Did that happen?
Yeah, really happened.

863
00:47:40,000 –> 00:47:41,100
I can look it up and send it to
you.

864
00:47:41,300 –> 00:47:42,700
Hmm.
Okay.

865
00:47:43,300 –> 00:47:45,400
Yes.
I guess I won’t look it up now

866
00:47:45,500 –> 00:47:46,400
else.
I just do that to her.

867
00:47:46,600 –> 00:47:48,200
I feel like I would have heard
about that.

868
00:47:48,200 –> 00:47:52,100
Yeah, okay.
But men and women do compete

869
00:47:52,100 –> 00:47:55,400
together in tennis like, in like
mixed.

870
00:47:55,500 –> 00:47:57,800
Yeah, yeah, mix apples and
whatnot you’re cracked.

871
00:47:58,100 –> 00:48:00,500
So I don’t know.
We’re getting off track and

872
00:48:00,500 –> 00:48:02,600
hopefully Bryant wasn’t fucking
murdered.

873
00:48:02,600 –> 00:48:05,200
No.
He was not nor not for his love

874
00:48:05,200 –> 00:48:09,300
of women’s basketball, not for
his love of The name black mamba

875
00:48:09,300 –> 00:48:11,400
was conceived.
Not first level Pharmaceuticals,

876
00:48:11,400 –> 00:48:14,800
but it’s the opposite and his
wife certainly isn’t being

877
00:48:14,800 –> 00:48:18,800
silenced in any way by anyone.
She’s being silenced by shit

878
00:48:18,800 –> 00:48:20,400
like this.
You think that pharmaceutical

879
00:48:20,400 –> 00:48:21,800
company butter?
Like a big ring.

880
00:48:22,100 –> 00:48:23,900
Probably quiet.
Yeah, I’m sorry.

881
00:48:23,900 –> 00:48:27,400
That’s the only crack I’ll make.
Maybe that was good.

882
00:48:27,600 –> 00:48:30,700
What would it was terrible?
It wasn’t worth it.

883
00:48:31,600 –> 00:48:34,400
Not worth it.
But that’s, that’s, that’s our

884
00:48:34,400 –> 00:48:37,300
rundown of the Kobe, Bryant
conspiracies.

885
00:48:37,300 –> 00:48:39,900
They’re all dumb.
Um, he wasn’t murdered it, they

886
00:48:39,900 –> 00:48:44,600
are relaxed, they’re irritating
in their stupidity, and their

887
00:48:44,600 –> 00:48:48,900
Rush nature and their lack of
empathy, and their lack of

888
00:48:50,200 –> 00:48:53,600
adherence to facts or logic, and
they’re not fun.

889
00:48:53,900 –> 00:48:55,700
And they’re not funny, all of
that.

890
00:48:56,000 –> 00:48:59,100
All of that is true.
I give it a big thumbs down,

891
00:48:59,200 –> 00:49:02,000
thumbs down on this conspiracy,
folks on that.

892
00:49:02,000 –> 00:49:05,200
Yeah, I give it a stinker like
we had some little skunk icon

893
00:49:05,200 –> 00:49:07,500
that we put.
Our see there is your stuff they

894
00:49:07,700 –> 00:49:12,300
couldn’t.
No Co Pinocchio’s all of that

895
00:49:12,300 –> 00:49:14,600
dumb shit.
Yeah, we gave it a we gave it

896
00:49:14,600 –> 00:49:20,100
six aqua tracksuits.
I don’t get this grading system.

897
00:49:20,300 –> 00:49:23,700
Yeah, but that’s our episode.
Oh boy.

898
00:49:23,800 –> 00:49:26,500
Hopefully, we’ll be back to
talking about something more

899
00:49:26,500 –> 00:49:28,300
believable next week and I, you
know what?

900
00:49:28,300 –> 00:49:30,600
I feel bad if there’s listeners
out there who are listening to

901
00:49:30,600 –> 00:49:33,600
this, for a feeling really bad
about Kobe, like, I feel, you

902
00:49:33,600 –> 00:49:34,200
know.
Yeah.

903
00:49:34,200 –> 00:49:38,200
Our our heart goes out to you
and I was not as upset as you

904
00:49:38,207 –> 00:49:40,900
were just because I kind of said
of my person but I feel very you

905
00:49:40,900 –> 00:49:43,600
know bad that people are dealing
with a very hard loss.

906
00:49:43,600 –> 00:49:46,600
And yeah, I mean, it was
upsetting for me, not from a

907
00:49:46,600 –> 00:49:50,700
sports standpoint.
I didn’t like I texted Jeff when

908
00:49:50,700 –> 00:49:54,500
it happened in, I was like if
you told me a week ago, Kobe

909
00:49:54,500 –> 00:49:58,100
Bryant was going to die.
I would not have expected that.

910
00:49:58,100 –> 00:50:01,600
I’d be that upset about it, but
it just triggered.

911
00:50:01,600 –> 00:50:05,600
I’ve got so much death in my
family history.

912
00:50:05,600 –> 00:50:09,200
My dad died when I was really
young, so it just triggered.

913
00:50:09,200 –> 00:50:13,800
A lot of emotions and feelings
and brought up a lot of trauma

914
00:50:13,800 –> 00:50:15,400
that I’ve been through.
Hmm.

915
00:50:16,500 –> 00:50:19,600
But it still doesn’t mean Is
murdered by the pharmaceutical

916
00:50:19,600 –> 00:50:21,900
industry.
I just feel like you know people

917
00:50:21,900 –> 00:50:24,000
are sad about the death.
I wonder if hearing this stuff

918
00:50:24,000 –> 00:50:27,300
is going to make them more sad
or pissed off.

919
00:50:27,500 –> 00:50:29,400
I don’t know.
I don’t think it’ll make anyone

920
00:50:29,400 –> 00:50:31,600
more sad that people are like
God.

921
00:50:31,600 –> 00:50:34,100
People are such garbage.
Can be Brian’s dead and garbage.

922
00:50:34,100 –> 00:50:35,900
People are making garbage about
it.

923
00:50:35,900 –> 00:50:39,800
Yeah I mean there’s there’s that
but at least we’ve looked into

924
00:50:39,800 –> 00:50:42,800
it for you and you know he
wasn’t yeah because like if you

925
00:50:42,800 –> 00:50:48,100
were if this podcast was going
in 1994 and we did this This

926
00:50:48,100 –> 00:50:51,300
episode about Kurt Cobain, we
did our Zine about Kurt Cobain,

927
00:50:51,300 –> 00:50:53,700
we would be bringing, you know,
Comfort at all.

928
00:50:53,700 –> 00:50:56,500
No, it would be.
Yeah, he was probably murdered,

929
00:50:56,500 –> 00:50:59,000
sorry, mmm.
Kobe Bryant.

930
00:50:59,100 –> 00:51:03,500
If Kobe Bryant was not murdered.
Kobe Bryant was not murdered.

931
00:51:03,500 –> 00:51:09,300
Kobe Bryant was not murdered.
Let me say it again.

932
00:51:09,300 –> 00:51:13,700
Kobe Bryant was not murdered.
Oh God, my phone just felt it

933
00:51:13,700 –> 00:51:15,600
was the spirit.
Oh shit.

934
00:51:18,400 –> 00:51:22,500
Spooky.
Kobe Bryant was not murdered.

935
00:51:22,500 –> 00:51:27,500
Kobe Bryant was not murdered,
but how did Shacks asked haste

936
00:51:27,700 –> 00:51:29,100
that?
Yeah, I’m sorry.

937
00:51:29,100 –> 00:51:30,400
It’s a shame.
He died before.

938
00:51:30,400 –> 00:51:36,900
He could tell us that in there.
All right, we should wrap this

939
00:51:37,300 –> 00:51:39,700
up.
It’s average dog.

940
00:51:39,700 –> 00:51:43,100
So let’s get rolling.
Do we do we have anything to

941
00:51:43,100 –> 00:51:45,900
plug before we get out of here?
Hmm, my butt.

942
00:51:56,300 –> 00:51:57,600
All right, let’s get out of
here.

943
00:51:57,600 –> 00:52:00,800
Laura will say goodbye.
Bye goodbye everybody.

944
00:52:00,800 –> 00:52:01,400
We love you.

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