Conspiracy! The Show The Biggest Conspiracies of the 2010s

December 3, 2019

Adam welcomes back comedian/TV writer/former co-host Connor McSpadden to talk about the conspiracy theories that helped make the 2010s one of the craziest decades in American history. 
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Wait till the transparent truth
this whole upper chest.

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Hey everybody, Welcome to
conspiracy to show I’m Adam Todd

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Brown back in the Trap
everybody.

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It’s me, it’s Connor mcspadden
Laura Crawford with a dick back.

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Once again, I gathered up the
remnants of Ross Perot’s 1970s

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Iran hostage.
Rescue team, we initiated a raid

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over David Spade compound broke
Connor out for a night.

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Yeah, they were able to give me
the week of Thanksgiving off.

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Yeah.
It’s a really good crack team.

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We negotiated together with Jack
Ryan and James Bond the holes

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those cars still has a black bag
over his head.

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I do.
Yeah, I don’t know where I don’t

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know where he is, but I believe
I’m in some sort of like

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unincorporated Burbank County
Land.

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I think we’re in an illegal
apartment.

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Yeah, I believe I’m this is Sort
of like it feels like if they

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used to hide a little illegal
immigrants in here and now it’s

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been like two owners later and
right just sort of like a

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frictional kind of like office
temping space.

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Now, it’s just podcast host and
the ghosts of illegal immigrants

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who died here.
Oh, yeah, and probably that you

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could you can still hear them
asking for clean drinking water

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during some some downbeat
moments on list cast.

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I think it’s a little bit
creepy.

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Yeah.
Turn that volume up.

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Yeah man good to be back.
Yeah, thanks for doing it.

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I yeah, it’s so weird like when
you weren’t able to do the show

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anymore like when I like
anything like a podcast a band a

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TV show I go out of my way to
learn as much about the people

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involved.
Oh, yeah, like I could go on

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Wikipedia for hours.
Just reading about like what did

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Joe Strummer like to do?
I look at songs.

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You wrote like my morning
routine is watching this show on

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ESPN called first take two hours
of First Take.

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It’s everything.
I need to know about sports.

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It’s so stupid.
So I know everything also that I

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need to know about Steven
Naismith Max Kellerman and Molly

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kerem.
Yeah, they host the show.

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But the reason I bring that up
is because I assumed that people

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just knew you were writing for a
David Spade show and didn’t have

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time to do like I oh, yeah, I
guess people in the end and

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maybe people thought we had some
sort of beef or some sort of

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like and I also assume that if
anyone listens to this podcast

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they listen to me and boys just
oh, yeah, so they would like

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they would Hear from you
directly what’s going on?

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I kind of get everybody to I
never felt I never liked.

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Well.
I also just think like I’m by no

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means like I’m I guess I’m
vaguely a public figure but not

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like a good one.
So it’s like I don’t want to put

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it a fucking press release who
cares.

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It’s like kind of cheesy.
I got 5,000 followers.

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Like I don’t know.
There’s a few people like me

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that I figured they probably
figured it out, you know, they

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heard the shit.
But yeah, it was weird reading

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some like every once in a while
people like what happens your

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and I’m like not a nut laughing.
I got a job like yeah, you know,

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it’s in Burbank.
Like people like especially if

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you’ve been following me long
enough, you know, if we had beef

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I’d probably say it on Twitter.
Oh, yes something we didn’t

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like, you know, we Adam with
have Shooters.

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Yeah, you ought to see the fuck
Connor mcspadden tweet by now.

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That would have been like talk
about a guy.

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You don’t want to start beef
with it be a huge pain in the

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ass.
It’s just a lot of really kind

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of like, well, first of all, I
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the like not worse but a
different kind of bad than like

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if Like say you got like an in
trouble with like sort of like

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weird dark web neon con not see
ya the like trollee jerky shitty

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guys.
Like there’s that and like

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that’s its own thing.
But just a bunch of like

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fucking, you know, middle class
office workers with mbas that

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like Iron Giant memes.
I’m like, I can’t think of

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anything that would piss me off
or haunt me more as it followed

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me around I would I would he’ll
Kiss the Ring just to avoid any

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of that nonsense any Iron Giant
don’t Iron Giant Connor

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mcspadden?
Yeah, they’re just in there like

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a lot of fun pops, but they’re
just like they kind of remind me

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of my high school friend Amy who
always had heard really really

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big backpack and super organized
and we were gonna have sucking

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Monopoly night, but we’re gonna
go backwards and we’ll do like a

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demolition and we believe we’re
playing mini golf but the floor

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is lava and just a lot of shit.
That just makes me want to puke

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shit out of my eyes.
So that’s us that’s the on pops

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fandom not all of them.
Not all your there’s just

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there’s no Slick those are the
kind of people that go out of

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their way to do shit like that
or to participate in one of

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these Twitter mob hits so dude,
you better believe I’m not

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starting any beef with you man.
Yeah.

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I’ve always tried to keep our
fan base has cordial because I

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like ya know I like they always
get along but we did the last

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mean boys show.
I got drunk and sad and kind of

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bombed and it was really fun
know that was really fun because

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I love you guys and I always
like I always got like tents

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when people would try to make it
seem like there was It’s just

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like a divide between our fan
bases.

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Well, it was we stole whatever
20% of your fan base.

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Like that’s like that’s it’s not
a divided to partition.

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It’s another user on the fucking
Windows machine.

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You know what I mean?
Like, yeah and it’s like man we

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all get along.
It’s great.

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It’s no good.
Relax, really fine.

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We all we all really like the
whole fucking crew, you know,

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there’s never really like I
don’t think any of us have ever

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thought about it that much
right?

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It’s not that like it’s like
when it’s all Some the internet

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and you sort of just see it in
the series of like whatever

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tweets are conversations.
You kind of like extrapolate

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your own thing, but it’s like I
don’t know we didn’t really

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yeah, it’s not this not this
some big complicated thing.

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Yeah, you’re just on the
internet one day and you realize

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oh people think we hate each
other.

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Okay.
I know it’s so fucking.

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Yeah, but we don’t like like
it’s I don’t even think people

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realize that we don’t like hang
out.

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We never really liked hung at we
would do the show and I like I

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like we get along the same
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I think we’re friends but
happens with bands or it

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happened.
When like when I left cracked, I

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would occasionally tweet a shady
little thing at one of my former

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boss.
Oh, yeah and like very Justified

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knowing a little more about the
backstory than maybe some of you

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yeah and people would be like oh
but come on you work together.

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It’s like you get along with all
your fucking co-workers.

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Like what do you mean we work
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So what like people like it
doesn’t that’s some sacred

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unbreakable Bond.
Yeah, like we host a podcast we

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down there.
We didn’t look at it together

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didn’t fucking a cop.
Fin that Yale.

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Okay, and on an island with a
moat around it, like that’s not

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what this isn’t some kind of
crazy deep bond like that.

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We’re not Blood Brothers.
Not yet.

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Not yet.
That is I forget what patreon

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gold that is, but I know that’s
why I know one of them is coming

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yes: bones experience.
We’re I think I have to like

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drink out of a skull with Travis
Clark or something like that

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looking forward to it.
That’ll be tight.

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Yeah.
No, we’re just, you know, we’re

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both we’re living life.
I’m frankly stoked to be back in

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the Trap, you know doing a doing
a little bit of Of a wrap-up you

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show we’re doing a every other
show publisher Outlet is doing

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lists like this.
So I figured why should we be

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left out of the fun?
We’re doing a list of the 20

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biggest conspiracy theories of
the 2010s.

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It’s I guess I it’s this is
weird for me as I don’t know.

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I guess a young like I this is
the first full decade.

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I’ve really liked been online
for oh, wow, you know what?

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I mean?
Like I was 16 and 2010, I guess.

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4:17 maybe and I’m 26 and and
it’s like okay, I fucking I

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remember the Whole Decade the
2010s.

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Yeah funny thing.
I’m kind of a 2010’s guy.

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You know, I’m are firmly in your
wheelhouse today.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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So this is a this is nice.
This is this is making me feel a

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little old and I’m like excited
to really see, you know, yeah

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and this is still just a
reminder 2010’s only so you can

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take your fucking 9/11 was an
inside job.

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Yeah, you can shove it up.
Your fucking ass does not apply

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to this list, too.
Today first of all, you’re a

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hack that right number one.
Absolutely.

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Yeah.
Okay the Arnold Schwarzenegger

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impression of conspiracy theory.
It’s the wonder wall of

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conspiracy.
Did you know I didn’t order

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Schwarzenegger impression on TV
show the videos really good

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dude.
I told him 20 times I couldn’t

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do Arnold but they couldn’t get
anyone else to do it for like

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how you just do it.
I’m like fuck dude.

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This is I’m gonna be I warned
you.

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It was great.
So yeah, we’re we’re and

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obviously since we’re going
through 20, we’re not going to

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hit on each one so long no, but
I’ve been Dinner, that’s about

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the time look 20 times about the
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I started becoming a weird
internet guy.

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So I feel like I probably had a
front-row seat to a lot of these

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I guys run the time the fortune
day started up, you know as an

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ignorant liberal 2008 is around
the time I checked out a

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politics.
Yeah, because I was young and

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dumb enough to think.
Oh, well we elected Obama.

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So everything’s fine.
I can just Coast.

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Yeah and the country is right on
course, so I missed a lot of the

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really big conspiracy theories
of the 2010s.

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It wasn’t till Trump started
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was like.
Oh, yeah.

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This has been bad a long time.
I start well, I was hanging out

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with like the Crusty Punk hippie
vegan, you know chicks and dudes

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out in Chino and they all kind
of got me into like, oh the

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Drone bombings and I was reading
like adbusters and shit like

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that and sort of like, you know
always ended interested in

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countercultural shit sort of
going to now meetings or GSA

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meetings or whatever and kind of
like getting the book or an

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article or website and just
trying to find some of this

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shit.
Yeah, no, I think around

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whenever the first time I got to
vote I voted for Gary Johnson

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because I was like, I’ve been
like what black pills Enough by

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like, you know, whatever the the
Drone bombings and shit that I

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was like, I can’t fucking vote
for this guy.

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Yeah, and even one of the
conspiracies on this list, I

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think it’s one of the
lesser-known ones but it ties

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into Obama pretty pretty deeply.
Yeah, but first before that one,

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let’s get Williams this one when
I first saw it I was like who

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the fuck is this?
Guy, yeah, is this the guy from

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the dollop is this Sherwin son?
Yeah Gareth Williams.

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I feel like I remember this
vaguely from back when it

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happened.
But I had mostly forgotten about

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it the death of Gareth Williams.
He was a mathematician who

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worked for not only British
intelligence, but also us

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intelligence.
Okay, and not that weird.

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Yeah, not like I I bring up the
five eyes.

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All the time, which is this
shared intelligence the butthole

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the penis the two eyes in the
face and exact right nipple,

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which is where the heart chakra
is, right?

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Well, it’s actually all the like
mostly white Nations.

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Yes.
Yes.

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I know you’re very fast.
Just all sort of your fucking

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hair blue eyes about the new
world order whatever.

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I’m blue-eyed Devils.
Yeah, they just all kind of

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share information.
So it makes sense that.

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Yeah, they share intelligence
operatives.

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Us UK the special relationship,
right?

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Well, yeah call it and this
Gareth Williams.

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He was found dead in his
bathroom.

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Yeah inside a North Face bag
like a sleeping bag.

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I think right that was padlocked
shut from the outside and the

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the worst part about that North
Face makes a quality textile

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product.
I mean there have been kind of

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the industry leader in cold
weather gear for a long time.

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I don’t know how you can claw
out of that.

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That would like you think about
that you go.

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Oh, So you just kind of sort of
like be a big stupid caterpillar

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that sweats today?
Yeah, they heard this and we’re

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like, all right.
Yeah, of course.

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He didn’t get out of it.
Yeah, we made it.

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Honestly a pretty good North
Face commercial like when they

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had those shoes it ran on water.
They truck kind of tricked

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everybody but it was just a
commercial for the shoes.

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Yeah.
Yeah, that’s like that kind of

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thing which like North Face like
North Face.

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He’s killing her intelligence
operatives.

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They found him three weeks
later.

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He’s still wasn’t cold and the
thing is Is his death initially

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was ruled an accident, even
though there was no DNA in the

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accident.
You’re playing around with the

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padlock and you just room
fucking around looking on some

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Houdini fansites.
Yeah, man, letting people punch

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you in the stomach.
Yeah, drowning yourself and

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probably fucking 14 year olds
and apartments you had built for

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them that was going on back then
sure was and the thing is there

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was no DNA or fingerprints found
on.

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Padlock or anywhere in the
bathroom.

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He was found as if it was
completely wiped clean.

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Oh, okay.
Yeah, and at first they ruled

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well, you know over the a lot of
people with OCD like killing

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themselves by padlocking those
into sleeping, but then you’re

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going to want to wipe it down.
So no one knows how you got in

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there.
Exactly.

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Yeah the well that’s he’s a
great magician just like he

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never reveals her Secrets out.
And the the suspicion for a long

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time was that the death was just
an accident because they found

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all these like bondage websites
on his browser history.

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Yeah, so they were like, oh,
well, he must have been just

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fucking around and accidentally
killed himself.

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But then this Russian Defector
at one point came out and was

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like no Russia killed him.
He was like what happened is we

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tried to blackmail him into
becoming a double agent.

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He refused and in the process of
blackmailing him.

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We kind of revealed that we
already have a double agent in

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British intelligence.
Oh so he had to go so he had Die

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and the guy said they killed him
with a poison that was

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administered through his ear
that is undetectably Wrath of

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Khan.
Yeah, like there will all those

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all those like it’s funny like
when they when they killed that

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guy in that North Korean guy you
remember what that we yeah, that

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was like they used a specific
really weird poison to sort of

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like let them know like subtly
that it was North Korea that

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their whoever the China decided
or something like that but yeah

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the weird little shit like that.
They had just have like oh, yeah

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it goes if you get some under
your fingernail, you you turn

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gay and explode and for hours
and they yeah when they did that

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they did it under the guise of
filming a reality TV prank show.

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Yeah.
We saw the one shirt over your

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head or something.
Yeah, they’re woman the woman

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who ended up killing that guy
was just like an innocent.

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She thought she was doing a
prank.

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So she’s just like for the rest
of her life like wakes up and is

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sweating because somebody
thought she was gonna be on you

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know tricky.
Fun fun airport our oh that poor

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lady.
I know hosted by like a

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watermelon cat that’s like five
five stories tall or what?

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You know the big foam suit
number 19 speaking of Obama.

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This is who I was talking about
the death of Michael Hastings

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Shanks Obama you remember this
guy made vaguely and died in

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Allah in like 2011 2012.
But he was a writer and he had a

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journalist kind of rent.
Yeah, he was like a freelance

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journalist.
He wrote a bunch of really crazy

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articles for Rolling Stone and
not crazy as in how could

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someone believe any of this shit
is happening?

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They were like things that
actually happened that he just

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happened to be the one you go on
good Scoops and one of the most

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famous ones was this profile of
this military official William

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McChrystal and William
McChrystal as a result of this

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article that Michael Hastings
wrote basically lost his job.

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He had to resign.
Wow.

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Yeah, and his career was over
Michael Hastings wrote a bunch

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of stuff about the Obama
Administration and especially

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surveillance and spying under
Obama.

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Yeah.
He has you can still go find

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most of his articles on Rolling
Stone, he’s got a really

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interesting one about how this
Army Psy Ops team was instructed

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to work there like mental Magic
on visiting senators in congress

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people dude.
It’s like I can’t it’s so funny.

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Now that I know about this shit,
it’s like I got just enough

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going on in my life through that
what I made a cool girl with

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purple hair and a Miss Fisher
timeline.

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Are you are you gonna Courtney
Love Me man?

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You guys are fucking Courtney
Love Me dude and try to

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influence my podcast.
Evil exactly.

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I get a little bit a little bit
of your unfounded.

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Paranoia is rubbed off on me
finally because I’m starting to

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go.
Well, I mean, you know, I write

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for a TV show it’s a little some
level of like, you know, let’s

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maybe you know a couple years
someone might try to brain while

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you’re getting your house and
you know, give you some sort of

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crazy shot.
I wrote a thing the other day

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the cia’s annual budget is 12
billion dollars.

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Oh God, they’re displaying them
any money off kind of shit to

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people like me with did I tell
you why that last couple weeks

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ago.
We did an episode.

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Odd about this really obscure
CIA scandal from the 80s.

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Yeah, involving this group
called The finders.

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Yeah the fine and then all that
power in the house went out or

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whatever.
No the next day as soon as I got

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to the studio the day after we
recorded that the second I get

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to the studio someone showed up
and started rifling through my

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garbage.
Oh my God, and he like looked

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homeless, but they’re not going
to send a dude in a suit.

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No, they know how to make them
fucking.

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All right, let’s go down to make
up and let’s get you ready to

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root through the trash outside
atoms place and people Like did

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you go outside and confront the
guy cuz that’s the fucking phone

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video.
I’m trying to star in in 2019.

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Yeah, right comedian confronts
homeless guy for their healing

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can yes paranoid fat guy thinks
guy trying to buy sandwiches in

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cult exactly racist exposed.
But Michael Hastings e wrote

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this article about William
McChrystal.

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He had written all these things
about Obama and E at his death

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according to his Then girlfriend
was working on a profile of CIA

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director John O Brennan.
Oh that motherfucker and while

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working on that he dies in this
car accident and there are if

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you look into it, oh, we did
want to both this and that car.

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Yeah, it was so there are fishy
all these people who are like

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his car was the kind that a
person with enough knowledge

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could hack into.
Yeah, basically force it to

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crash, you know Otto break it or
whatever.

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No remotely, and that was one of
the theories around his death.

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Well, he used to work at a
drivers in driving lessons.

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He used to give him so he had
the brake pedals on the right

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side on both sides.
Yeah, I fucked him over.

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Yeah, he picked up this bill
this Barefoot girl with some

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armpit hair wanted to take them
back to spawn Ranch and then

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stop that chili John’s plowed
into the building.

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That was the last step.
You ever made.

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Shout out the chili John’s I
place is great.

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Yeah number eight. 18
deflategate remember deflategate

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hadn’t boom boom.
Boom.

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Yeah, man.
Gotta get some fucking Sports on

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here.
I couldn’t think of any other

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good sports conspiracies.
He doesn’t mm the one it’s like

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I feel like with every every
kind of Tom Brady think I don’t

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know that a lot about football
so forgive my ignorance, but it

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seems to just sort of boil down
to people but hurt that he’s the

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best is kind of what am I?
Yeah, because I feel like people

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cheat a lot in the NFL.
Bend the rules you do you do

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everybody does what they can get
away with.

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Yeah, and the the argument here
was that he was deflating

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footballs or having footballs
deflated less than normal

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because it was raining and that
would allow him to get a better

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grip on the ball when throwing
it and this was the 2014 AFC

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Championship game.
It was really rainy and wet and

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gross and to be honest with you.
That sounds like one of those

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things where you sort of like
You go.

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Like I don’t really think that
much about it.

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I guess I probably should have
checked.

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I didn’t really know it was
against that’s sort of where it

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would land for me.
Now.

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I know everyone in the NFL pro I
think about this shit a lot more

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but it just doesn’t seem like
that Dramatical thing to me.

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Yeah.
It’s not a thing you would think

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would matter that much but like
I feel like if you got really

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upset and if this is you think
this is the whole reason or

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whatever like he won or whatever
happened.

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It’s kind of like really there’s
that was that was it was all

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because of that everybody anyone
could do If you decided squishy

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shitty football.
Yeah, and if you look into the

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theory the argument is that the
balls were deflated in the first

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half and that the refs then
fixed them for the second half

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but the second half of the game
is when the Patriots scored the

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majority of their .0 interesting
so it wouldn’t like even if he

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did it would almost seem like he
did it to their detriment

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without realizing it was not
going to help.

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Yeah.
So who knows it was it was even

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better after they had like he
stop doing it.

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Yeah, and it’s yeah who cares
just shut up.

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They had that other Scandal
called Spygate, but that was the

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guy who calls talking seven.
Oh, yeah.

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Yeah with the pictures or
whatever like they owned the

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opposing teams walk through
during practice.

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Oh gotcha coaches apparently
illegal.

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But yeah also something you
think you’d try and get away

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with it.
Lutely dude.

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I well I’d get like a cute
little girl and put a camera an

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ice cream cone all that shit and
I’m like, why not?

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Fuckin Super Bowl cheat number
17 Planet X.

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Oh man.
This was like big for the like

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pop up.
This was like a pop-up ad

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conspiracy theory.
Yeah where they sort of went pop

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up ad viral for like three
months and then it went away and

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it’s one where if it’s true.
I don’t want to know.

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Yeah, I think this is one where
the government would be right to

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tell us, it’s not if happening
true though.

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We could blow up a plane.
I feel like we could blow up a

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planet.
Could we I think so because the

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theory is that there is this
Secret Planet out there called

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Planet X your Nibiru and it’s
Way Beyond like Pluto.

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Right?
Right, and it’s got this big

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like a little bit elliptical
orbit.

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And it’s going to come back
around and the fucking tidal

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wave of gravity’s gonna
butt-fuck the rest of ours or

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system and just sit make a
chaos.

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It’s either going to hit us or
come close enough to hitting us

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that it will just yeah send the
earth into a tailspin.

430
00:22:49,700 –> 00:22:53,100
Hmm, and if that’s the case if
we can blow it up.

431
00:22:53,200 –> 00:22:56,900
I want to know after we Blow it
up, you know I get to just be

432
00:22:56,900 –> 00:22:59,200
like good morning.
We blew up a planet.

433
00:22:59,700 –> 00:23:02,100
It’s already done.
There’s an asteroid belt between

434
00:23:02,100 –> 00:23:04,900
us and Mars now.
It’s even bigger everyone go

435
00:23:04,900 –> 00:23:06,000
back to work.
Yeah, that’s what you’re looking

436
00:23:06,000 –> 00:23:07,600
for could have been a huge
problem yet.

437
00:23:07,600 –> 00:23:10,900
It wasn’t and you’re fine.
Yep, and look we’d realized

438
00:23:11,200 –> 00:23:12,500
maybe we should have said
something.

439
00:23:12,500 –> 00:23:13,900
We didn’t really want everyone
out there.

440
00:23:13,900 –> 00:23:16,500
Yeah doing a whole Purge thing
in case this didn’t work.

441
00:23:16,500 –> 00:23:19,100
So we didn’t matter.
I want to wake up to Steven

442
00:23:19,100 –> 00:23:25,100
Naismith on first take going on.
Now that would turn into them

443
00:23:25,100 –> 00:23:29,400
arguing about like, okay fucking
2019 Golden State Warriors team.

444
00:23:29,400 –> 00:23:30,700
Who do you want to take that
shot?

445
00:23:31,200 –> 00:23:34,200
And then he says Andre Iguodala.
It’s even a and he goes you

446
00:23:34,200 –> 00:23:37,100
stupid Max Kellerman.
I should get paid extra to talk

447
00:23:37,100 –> 00:23:38,600
basketball with you.
That’s my favorite.

448
00:23:38,600 –> 00:23:41,000
Steven Naismith burn is I should
get paid extra to Cock

449
00:23:41,000 –> 00:23:45,500
basketball.
All right number 16 manufactured

450
00:23:45,500 –> 00:23:48,200
natural disasters.
This is still one of my favorite

451
00:23:48,200 –> 00:23:50,600
episodes of this podcast
Wildfire about HAARP.

452
00:23:50,600 –> 00:23:54,300
Is it weird shit?
I still think our Is harpin

453
00:23:54,300 –> 00:23:58,200
Elvis really surprised me.
Yeah Elvis was surprising and

454
00:23:58,200 –> 00:24:00,500
harp.
I came out of that like yeah,

455
00:24:00,500 –> 00:24:02,500
we’re up to something.
Yeah, that’s like that’s not

456
00:24:02,500 –> 00:24:05,100
we’re at least trying to do
something like this, you know,

457
00:24:05,200 –> 00:24:08,500
like just the fact that if you
if you go back and listen to the

458
00:24:08,500 –> 00:24:13,300
episode the craziest detail to
me was how when they first put

459
00:24:13,300 –> 00:24:15,900
up their website.
They said harp was also for

460
00:24:15,900 –> 00:24:19,500
National Defense and then they
eventually took that part out.

461
00:24:19,500 –> 00:24:23,000
Yeah, never mind because it was
don’t worry about it.

462
00:24:23,100 –> 00:24:25,700
It was some guy just making a
website, you know, and it’s like

463
00:24:25,700 –> 00:24:28,200
I always think about like every
once in a while like some sort

464
00:24:28,200 –> 00:24:30,900
of just like civil servant that
actually doesn’t really like

465
00:24:30,900 –> 00:24:34,100
actually just doesn’t not
Insidious but just sort of like

466
00:24:34,100 –> 00:24:37,200
a cog in this all this shit will
fuck up and go like well, you

467
00:24:37,200 –> 00:24:39,500
know, we just need to say
broadly and you know truthfully

468
00:24:39,500 –> 00:24:41,700
what we use the program for and
he’s like, well, I guess magical

469
00:24:41,700 –> 00:24:44,400
defense, you know, I’m keeping
it vague and whether your survey

470
00:24:44,600 –> 00:24:47,100
and then, you know people start
digging around it’s a goddamn it

471
00:24:47,100 –> 00:24:49,300
Gary there’s a boy.
I was just trying to let the

472
00:24:49,300 –> 00:24:52,200
people know the information
section where we use it to fire

473
00:24:52,200 –> 00:24:55,100
up the ionosphere.
And then that causes earthquakes

474
00:24:55,100 –> 00:24:58,100
anklets, you know, like like the
when they found out about

475
00:24:58,100 –> 00:25:00,300
MKUltra just because that lady
was like, yeah, you put your

476
00:25:00,300 –> 00:25:03,500
files about your you know, how
you’ve been like having like

477
00:25:03,500 –> 00:25:06,400
prostitutes salute seduce like,
you know, people that work

478
00:25:06,400 –> 00:25:08,900
within the government and then
drugging them and seeing how

479
00:25:08,900 –> 00:25:11,100
they react.
Well it all the you accidentally

480
00:25:11,100 –> 00:25:14,500
put those here so I’m just going
to get those Hue and it’s like

481
00:25:14,500 –> 00:25:16,800
just because of that lady we
have about that shit, you know,

482
00:25:17,100 –> 00:25:20,400
so it’s just funny wouldn’t yeah
stuff like that slips through.

483
00:25:20,500 –> 00:25:24,000
Yeah and with hard when actually
I’d like kind of Does their job

484
00:25:24,000 –> 00:25:26,000
and then they got fuck dude
don’t you’re not supposed to do

485
00:25:26,000 –> 00:25:26,600
that.
Yeah.

486
00:25:27,100 –> 00:25:30,800
Yeah harp is it’s a weird what
we’re never going to find out

487
00:25:30,800 –> 00:25:34,300
anything definitive about heart.
Well as it’s in like Alaska to

488
00:25:34,300 –> 00:25:37,900
right it’s in Alaska place for
like the am I being detained

489
00:25:37,900 –> 00:25:40,300
guys to get out to and go do
some like real?

490
00:25:40,300 –> 00:25:45,800
Yeah, and the Air Force has
since shifted ownership of harp

491
00:25:45,800 –> 00:25:47,900
away from the military.
Yeah.

492
00:25:47,900 –> 00:25:52,000
Yeah now it seems like there’s
nothing weird about it, but I

493
00:25:52,000 –> 00:25:54,800
don’t know I feel like The
internet’s making it easier for

494
00:25:54,800 –> 00:25:57,000
the government to lie to us in
though.

495
00:25:57,008 –> 00:26:00,200
It really is because it’s like
well, I mean a distracted

496
00:26:00,200 –> 00:26:02,700
palooza.
Nobody gives a fuck like I mean

497
00:26:02,700 –> 00:26:05,900
every like it’s just sort of
it’s all it’s all lost in the

498
00:26:05,900 –> 00:26:07,100
shuffle.
I mean, there’s probably there’s

499
00:26:07,100 –> 00:26:10,900
probably been there’s probably
12 Iran-Contra as we don’t even

500
00:26:10,900 –> 00:26:12,800
know about.
Oh for sure, you know, just

501
00:26:12,800 –> 00:26:16,800
because like I was I was still
on Epstein, you know, by the way

502
00:26:16,800 –> 00:26:19,000
now that we’re like going
through this list, I’m starting

503
00:26:19,000 –> 00:26:21,700
to think like, you know, when
you read the 20 best rap albums

504
00:26:21,700 –> 00:26:24,800
in the 1990s and you go Oh they
bet they got if they got a mile

505
00:26:24,800 –> 00:26:28,900
deep I’m gonna be pissed.
I’m now going if Epstein is

506
00:26:28,900 –> 00:26:32,300
below two or three round.
Like if he’s not a Podium

507
00:26:32,300 –> 00:26:34,700
finisher, I’m gonna have some
words for Adam.

508
00:26:34,800 –> 00:26:37,700
I did struggle putting this list
together for that very reason

509
00:26:37,700 –> 00:26:41,600
though, so I’m figuring out
because I do mean this as the

510
00:26:41,600 –> 00:26:43,500
biggest.
Yeah, come on Stan portent, but

511
00:26:43,500 –> 00:26:45,000
I do think yeah harp in the
fucking.

512
00:26:45,000 –> 00:26:49,400
Yeah almost even bring in like
some of the Katrina shit with

513
00:26:49,400 –> 00:26:52,900
the levees.
But yeah any of those like

514
00:26:53,100 –> 00:26:56,000
Especially natural disasters
like all the earthquakes and

515
00:26:56,000 –> 00:26:58,700
tsunamis that happened in the
2010s.

516
00:26:59,100 –> 00:27:01,700
If you look into that there is
somewhere a conspiracy that

517
00:27:01,700 –> 00:27:05,500
claims the United States
government made that happen with

518
00:27:05,600 –> 00:27:08,200
HAARP.
And if we did if we did, you

519
00:27:08,200 –> 00:27:10,700
know kind of cool it is kind of
the most baller one would

520
00:27:10,700 –> 00:27:13,900
definitely be Fukushima.
Yeah, unami tuber break open a

521
00:27:13,908 –> 00:27:16,100
nuclear reactor.
Like if you could do that with a

522
00:27:16,100 –> 00:27:18,000
satellite and no one could
really figure it out.

523
00:27:18,000 –> 00:27:19,900
That’s some like that’s some
Pimp Shit.

524
00:27:19,900 –> 00:27:21,900
Yeah.
Yeah, I’d be all right with us

525
00:27:21,900 –> 00:27:24,200
having that technology.
Le Jia that’s that is also the

526
00:27:24,208 –> 00:27:27,000
kind of thing that we might do
because that would make every

527
00:27:27,000 –> 00:27:28,600
that.
First of all makes nuclear power

528
00:27:28,600 –> 00:27:31,600
look bad right and makes
everyone want to keep buying oil

529
00:27:32,000 –> 00:27:38,000
exactly even though nuclear
power like one of the few things

530
00:27:38,000 –> 00:27:39,500
we could really do to make
everything.

531
00:27:39,500 –> 00:27:42,800
You know, that’s what France did
ya little better all our talk

532
00:27:42,800 –> 00:27:46,700
about needing to be more like
France and we need to be more

533
00:27:46,700 –> 00:27:48,800
like France and that we need to
put on some yellow vest and

534
00:27:48,800 –> 00:27:50,400
fucking start riding in the
street.

535
00:27:50,400 –> 00:27:52,500
Yeah.
Yeah, I would problem is Francis

536
00:27:52,500 –> 00:27:56,300
the Like Iowa, yeah, we’re the
size of us.

537
00:27:56,400 –> 00:27:58,500
So I know and it’s hard.
It’s too big.

538
00:27:58,500 –> 00:28:01,400
It’s too spread out life is too
good.

539
00:28:01,400 –> 00:28:05,900
Yeah, life’s always relatively
to good and you just go ah, you

540
00:28:05,900 –> 00:28:09,400
know, maybe tomorrow, you know
the key path They Know The Sweet

541
00:28:09,400 –> 00:28:13,400
Spot, you know what I mean?
Like the fucking the surf Lords

542
00:28:13,400 –> 00:28:15,800
or the fucking wit crackers,
whatever you want to call them.

543
00:28:15,800 –> 00:28:19,600
Like they know how to keep it
till it’s like a buttfucking

544
00:28:19,600 –> 00:28:25,300
Jack Ryan’s on Hulu and Amazon.
Alexa only 50 bucks fuck just in

545
00:28:25,308 –> 00:28:28,000
time for Christmas earpod Pros
are oh, yeah.

546
00:28:28,200 –> 00:28:31,400
Oh, yeah and fucking get this
there’s a new monster that’s

547
00:28:31,400 –> 00:28:34,100
green.
It’s fucking delicious and they

548
00:28:34,100 –> 00:28:36,200
just and you know, you guys I
don’t know I do.

549
00:28:36,200 –> 00:28:37,400
It’s what I’m doing.
Okay.

550
00:28:37,400 –> 00:28:41,500
Well test next week actually
number 15 The Last Vegas

551
00:28:41,500 –> 00:28:45,000
shooting the this one is still
so weird to me.

552
00:28:45,100 –> 00:28:47,600
It’s one of these ones where
it’s like, I don’t even it’s I

553
00:28:47,600 –> 00:28:49,500
almost am afraid to learn about
it.

554
00:28:49,500 –> 00:28:52,700
Yep, because I’m like this.
I have a feeling I’m going to

555
00:28:52,700 –> 00:28:56,100
have Have some kind of opinion
that’s going to be a pain in the

556
00:28:56,100 –> 00:28:59,300
ass to explain, you know.
Yeah, and I remember when it

557
00:28:59,300 –> 00:29:04,000
happened people were like, oh
this is a guy he’s shooting up a

558
00:29:04,008 –> 00:29:07,100
country music festival because
he’s on the left and he wants it

559
00:29:07,100 –> 00:29:10,300
to make it so you and I was
like, yeah, maybe Jesus what’s

560
00:29:10,300 –> 00:29:12,600
happening?
Yeah, but now we have no idea

561
00:29:12,600 –> 00:29:16,800
similar to like reparations are
like like the Andrew Yang shed

562
00:29:16,800 –> 00:29:18,800
where it’s like well, I mean
that’s just sort of like an

563
00:29:18,800 –> 00:29:22,800
empty Hollow gesture that the
neoliberal super-state could

564
00:29:23,000 –> 00:29:26,000
Make rather than actually
equitably redistributing all

565
00:29:26,000 –> 00:29:28,500
this massive amount of wealth.
So I mean, I think it’s sort of

566
00:29:28,508 –> 00:29:30,900
like an imperfect solution but
it’s like it’s a bitch to go

567
00:29:30,900 –> 00:29:32,600
talk about that.
But then you build you see his

568
00:29:32,600 –> 00:29:35,200
brother was fucking kid like,
you know, look at like there’s

569
00:29:35,200 –> 00:29:39,500
so many weird like I sit next to
a Vegas shooting truth or at my

570
00:29:39,500 –> 00:29:41,700
job.
Oh really is very interesting.

571
00:29:41,700 –> 00:29:42,900
Yeah.
He keeps bringing stuff off and

572
00:29:42,900 –> 00:29:45,800
it’s always fucking odd always
odd.

573
00:29:45,900 –> 00:29:48,000
Yeah.
It’s just weird to me that we

574
00:29:48,000 –> 00:29:52,900
still have so little idea of
what his history is.

575
00:29:53,100 –> 00:29:54,800
That it was a gun deal gone
wrong.

576
00:29:54,800 –> 00:29:57,400
I think.
Oh really, you know, look he had

577
00:29:57,400 –> 00:30:00,200
all these guns out for for
something.

578
00:30:00,200 –> 00:30:01,700
I think it was.
Yeah and he had there’s like

579
00:30:01,700 –> 00:30:05,100
Saudis in that hotel, you know,
there’s like some some pretty

580
00:30:05,100 –> 00:30:08,300
high level Saudis or something
like that and he thinks that

581
00:30:08,300 –> 00:30:11,500
they killed them and then just
sort of like covered it up and

582
00:30:11,800 –> 00:30:13,900
we’re dumping on uh, pretty
crazy.

583
00:30:14,000 –> 00:30:18,700
That is crazy.
Yeah number 14 this I’m just

584
00:30:18,700 –> 00:30:21,000
looking at it now feel like it
could have been higher on the

585
00:30:21,000 –> 00:30:26,300
list Tom DeLonge.
As UFO videos if you had gun if

586
00:30:26,300 –> 00:30:32,400
he’d gone to like UFO shit 2000
to 2010 when Blink-182 had a

587
00:30:32,408 –> 00:30:34,500
little bit more cultural
relevance.

588
00:30:34,600 –> 00:30:36,800
Oh, yeah, then that would get
him in the top five.

589
00:30:36,800 –> 00:30:38,800
I think.
Oh, they’re sure you know, he

590
00:30:38,800 –> 00:30:43,000
let Fall Out Boy and my cam
along and take his whole shit.

591
00:30:43,700 –> 00:30:47,600
Yeah, the government just cannot
stop confirming that UFOs are

592
00:30:47,600 –> 00:30:49,900
real weird little shit keeps
coming out.

593
00:30:49,900 –> 00:30:52,300
They keep dropping little bread
crumbs and little videos and

594
00:30:52,300 –> 00:30:52,900
they going on.
Yeah.

595
00:30:53,000 –> 00:30:57,000
Don’t know there was there was a
New York Times article in

596
00:30:57,100 –> 00:31:01,400
October 2017.
I believe then there was another

597
00:31:01,400 –> 00:31:05,600
one in like May 2019.
This was one of my favorite

598
00:31:05,600 –> 00:31:10,100
Hillary like platform the planks
of her campaign when she was

599
00:31:10,100 –> 00:31:12,500
like, I’ll tell everybody like,
you know, what’s going on with

600
00:31:12,500 –> 00:31:14,800
aliens if I get elected, I you
know, if there’s anything out

601
00:31:14,800 –> 00:31:19,300
there, I want everybody to know
and fucking was I going to say

602
00:31:20,200 –> 00:31:22,200
yeah, it was like, okay are you
trying to just get the

603
00:31:22,300 –> 00:31:24,600
community?
College vote away from Bernie

604
00:31:24,600 –> 00:31:27,500
without like fucking doing
anything substantive to help

605
00:31:27,500 –> 00:31:30,500
anyone, you know, it was just a
weird thing to throw out there

606
00:31:30,500 –> 00:31:32,500
like people keep dropping hints.
It’s like coming around

607
00:31:32,500 –> 00:31:34,400
everywhere.
Yeah, and I think the fact that

608
00:31:34,400 –> 00:31:40,200
people keep dropping hints and
no one cares is proof that that

609
00:31:40,200 –> 00:31:43,200
wasn’t the time for Hillary to
make that her platform.

610
00:31:43,200 –> 00:31:47,000
Yeah, because like right now
like the worlds on Fire Man

611
00:31:47,000 –> 00:31:50,600
unless these Alm about yours.
Yeah, unless these aliens are

612
00:31:50,600 –> 00:31:52,300
going to impeach Trump.
Yeah.

613
00:31:52,400 –> 00:31:55,300
You know what?
Cares unless they’re going to on

614
00:31:55,300 –> 00:31:58,500
a no teach us how to teach us a
little bit about salt water

615
00:31:58,500 –> 00:32:01,100
desalination.
I don’t know that we really need

616
00:32:01,100 –> 00:32:04,100
to keep up with them that
Snowden interview on Joe Rogan

617
00:32:04,100 –> 00:32:06,100
was interesting because I
remember one thing he said that

618
00:32:06,100 –> 00:32:08,900
I found I found out he was like
I had like one of the highest so

619
00:32:08,900 –> 00:32:11,600
I can clearances right?
I could read a lot of shit and

620
00:32:11,600 –> 00:32:13,700
he’s like I saw nothing about
aliens.

621
00:32:13,800 –> 00:32:15,000
Yeah.
He’s like I didn’t see anything

622
00:32:15,000 –> 00:32:17,100
about him.
You know, it’s a little weird.

623
00:32:17,400 –> 00:32:21,200
Yeah, that is interesting.
Well, there’s I honestly I can

624
00:32:21,200 –> 00:32:24,700
kind of like 10 percent.
If some of that Alex Jones shit

625
00:32:24,700 –> 00:32:28,500
about we’re doing DMT talking to
him through the 5th Dimension

626
00:32:28,500 –> 00:32:31,100
and they’re given us technically
somewhat like every once in a

627
00:32:31,100 –> 00:32:34,100
while I start like, you know,
I’ll start reading about some of

628
00:32:34,100 –> 00:32:36,600
those my God I kind of wish I
could see it.

629
00:32:36,600 –> 00:32:40,300
I could kind of see it the
theory that I always like if

630
00:32:40,300 –> 00:32:45,100
UFOs aren’t real.
The theory I always leaned to is

631
00:32:45,100 –> 00:32:50,000
the US government probably puts
out the idea of UFOs being real

632
00:32:50,000 –> 00:32:52,800
so they can test weird shit in
the skies.

633
00:32:53,100 –> 00:32:55,300
Well, then without having to
explain it they can test

634
00:32:55,300 –> 00:32:57,600
aircraft.
I mean the SR-71 Blackbird was

635
00:32:57,600 –> 00:33:00,500
like indistinguishable from
Magic when it was created in the

636
00:33:00,500 –> 00:33:02,700
1950s.
I’m yeah, I don’t think it was

637
00:33:02,700 –> 00:33:05,300
decommissioned until like the
90s or 2000s.

638
00:33:05,300 –> 00:33:08,600
It was very long running like
successful piece of technology.

639
00:33:08,600 –> 00:33:11,100
So it’s like they definitely
haven’t seen shit like that.

640
00:33:11,100 –> 00:33:14,000
And I also think the idea that
there is something like that

641
00:33:14,000 –> 00:33:16,800
gives them the opportunity to
Stage some kind of alien based

642
00:33:16,800 –> 00:33:19,600
false flag.
Like there’s that one guy we did

643
00:33:19,600 –> 00:33:21,900
a show about a long time ago.
Who’s like, well, yeah first

644
00:33:21,900 –> 00:33:24,500
we’re going to do it with like
communism right?

645
00:33:24,500 –> 00:33:28,000
We’re going to vilify that and
then as that kind of like runs

646
00:33:28,000 –> 00:33:29,500
out of gas.
We’re going to change it to

647
00:33:29,500 –> 00:33:32,200
terrorism that’s going to be the
next great sort of like, you

648
00:33:32,200 –> 00:33:36,600
know, excuse to keep fighting
and fucking with shit and

649
00:33:36,600 –> 00:33:38,800
tinkering with different
governments and economies.

650
00:33:38,800 –> 00:33:41,100
And then it’s going to be aliens
is the big one that’s going to

651
00:33:41,100 –> 00:33:44,600
be the one where we sort of yeah
shift to like a sort of like

652
00:33:45,400 –> 00:33:48,700
neo-fascist super-state, you
know, and we all become Matrix

653
00:33:48,700 –> 00:33:51,600
battery, so I’m waiting for that
one and I can’t wait would be

654
00:33:51,600 –> 00:33:53,300
part of it.
I got a tweet about Actually,

655
00:33:53,300 –> 00:33:54,900
but I think it could be part of
it.

656
00:33:55,300 –> 00:33:59,200
Yeah, that’s we’ve been doing a
lot of episodes about the New

657
00:33:59,200 –> 00:34:03,800
World Order and one of the like
the culmination of the New World

658
00:34:03,800 –> 00:34:08,300
Order conspiracy theory is that
at some point the US government

659
00:34:08,300 –> 00:34:13,100
is going to orchestrate this
Lake Global event where they’re

660
00:34:13,100 –> 00:34:17,800
able to broadcast a message into
the sky that you can see from

661
00:34:17,800 –> 00:34:22,800
everywhere all at the same time.
Yeah, and that the the figure in

662
00:34:22,900 –> 00:34:29,900
That message is going to present
his or her self his probably as

663
00:34:29,900 –> 00:34:35,500
I was about to say as like the
actual self that’s going to fly

664
00:34:35,500 –> 00:34:38,500
over the you know, Ukraine.
They’re going to be we should

665
00:34:38,500 –> 00:34:41,800
get her out.
Let us listen to what sky bitch

666
00:34:41,800 –> 00:34:46,100
has to say about morality and
the nature of freedom and peace

667
00:34:46,100 –> 00:34:50,800
God and that yeah and that that
like voice in the sky is going

668
00:34:50,800 –> 00:34:55,100
to tell people that all of their
Engines were a lie and whole

669
00:34:55,100 –> 00:34:58,000
that’s gonna be sweet.
Here’s how everything is and you

670
00:34:58,000 –> 00:35:00,500
should follow me.
And if I was lying, would you be

671
00:35:00,500 –> 00:35:02,100
able to see me in the sky right
now?

672
00:35:02,300 –> 00:35:05,500
Yeah, I’m hey, it’s not a it’s
not the dumbest plan.

673
00:35:05,700 –> 00:35:09,100
Yeah, I mean at least it’s our
country doing it.

674
00:35:09,200 –> 00:35:13,200
I’m it’s like, you know as right
dudes living in the United

675
00:35:13,200 –> 00:35:16,500
States know I like you really do
start to think like money really

676
00:35:16,500 –> 00:35:18,000
does kind of make you a piece of
shit.

677
00:35:18,000 –> 00:35:19,600
Like I’m doing a lot, you know
better my life.

678
00:35:19,600 –> 00:35:21,700
I got a little job and
everything is going good, but

679
00:35:21,700 –> 00:35:24,800
it’s like you You start hearing
stuff like that and go like

680
00:35:24,800 –> 00:35:30,300
well, at least I’m winning and I
seem to be winning on the team.

681
00:35:30,300 –> 00:35:34,900
That’s doing pretty good, bro.
I think it’ll shake out probably

682
00:35:34,900 –> 00:35:37,300
fine.
I mean, I don’t know some some

683
00:35:37,300 –> 00:35:39,700
dollars for every about you, you
know.

684
00:35:39,700 –> 00:35:45,000
Yeah, I’ll be in the taxpayers
bracket of you know of being

685
00:35:45,000 –> 00:35:46,900
spared.
Hopefully, you know, it’s just

686
00:35:46,900 –> 00:35:49,400
like so weird and then I end up
thinking about all that shit.

687
00:35:49,400 –> 00:35:52,500
I’m like, is that my goal now to
just be like, oh I want to be

688
00:35:52,500 –> 00:35:56,400
able to Bribe the fucking yeah,
the jackbooted thugs that come

689
00:35:56,400 –> 00:35:58,700
to my home to try to take my
wife and son.

690
00:35:58,800 –> 00:36:00,900
I want to take a look at me.
I was able to pay him off.

691
00:36:00,900 –> 00:36:02,800
I’m a good provider.
That’s not of any kind of

692
00:36:02,800 –> 00:36:05,000
future.
I want to be a part of I thrived

693
00:36:05,000 –> 00:36:07,100
under the future Nazis.
Exactly.

694
00:36:07,100 –> 00:36:10,100
Yeah.
I had three fucking dissident

695
00:36:10,100 –> 00:36:13,100
graphic designers in my closet
for a couple months before I

696
00:36:13,107 –> 00:36:15,100
turned him in for extra ration
cards.

697
00:36:15,100 –> 00:36:19,300
Thank you very much.
Number 13, Malaysia Airlines

698
00:36:19,300 –> 00:36:22,700
flight MH370.
I love this conspiracy.

699
00:36:22,900 –> 00:36:25,800
See so much you this was this
one had longevity.

700
00:36:25,800 –> 00:36:28,000
This was like, you know, you
know get lucky was on the radio

701
00:36:28,000 –> 00:36:29,400
for a year.
This was the get lucky

702
00:36:29,400 –> 00:36:32,100
conspiracies.
This is on CNN all the time and

703
00:36:32,100 –> 00:36:35,400
we’re still we still don’t
really know what the fuck

704
00:36:35,400 –> 00:36:39,100
happens with this plane.
It’s just ones where it’s like

705
00:36:39,300 –> 00:36:42,600
who gives a shit kind of it’s
like 40 people like no not be a

706
00:36:42,600 –> 00:36:43,400
dick.
It’s awful.

707
00:36:43,400 –> 00:36:45,400
It’s horrible for their
families, but it’s like forget

708
00:36:45,400 –> 00:36:47,200
it.
It’s like weird, but every once

709
00:36:47,200 –> 00:36:49,400
in a while, you just got so what
we actually don’t still know.

710
00:36:49,400 –> 00:36:51,400
Nobody knows.
Yeah, really and even when

711
00:36:51,400 –> 00:36:54,000
people are like, oh we found
Package and like I don’t give a

712
00:36:54,000 –> 00:36:56,600
fuck the terrorists could have
chopped a piece of the wing off

713
00:36:56,600 –> 00:36:58,200
and thrown it in the ocean.
Oh, yeah.

714
00:36:58,200 –> 00:37:00,300
Yeah, that could have landed the
plane and Military.

715
00:37:00,300 –> 00:37:02,400
Let’s go through some shit in
the water and make it look like

716
00:37:02,400 –> 00:37:03,700
I don’t know.
They just got hit by an air

717
00:37:03,700 –> 00:37:07,600
shark or whatever and then just
it’s white like one of my

718
00:37:07,600 –> 00:37:10,300
favorite theories is that the
u.s.

719
00:37:10,300 –> 00:37:15,000
Basically hijacked it for
whatever reason and took it to

720
00:37:15,000 –> 00:37:19,000
Diego Garcia Air Force Base,
which if you’re familiar with

721
00:37:19,000 –> 00:37:22,600
the location, there’s all these
people who live near there, who

722
00:37:22,600 –> 00:37:26,900
are Like yeah, we saw a really
low flying plane and just kind

723
00:37:26,900 –> 00:37:28,800
of fits that description on that
day.

724
00:37:28,800 –> 00:37:32,800
But like what are you and I as
people on a conspiracy theory

725
00:37:32,800 –> 00:37:36,200
podcast going to do go to the
fucking Maldives and be like

726
00:37:36,200 –> 00:37:38,300
hey, is that true?
Do you really see that plane?

727
00:37:38,400 –> 00:37:41,100
I think about it man.
I’m just our plane back from the

728
00:37:41,100 –> 00:37:45,900
Maldives even land I get I’m I
get sort of like I always have

729
00:37:45,900 –> 00:37:48,400
these fantasies about kind of
like I liked it liked the idea

730
00:37:48,400 –> 00:37:51,300
of changing careers are going
rogue and I’m taking just more

731
00:37:51,300 –> 00:37:52,700
about all this to conspiracy
stuff.

732
00:37:52,900 –> 00:37:55,700
Epstein thing especially in like
I’m seeing these guys are

733
00:37:55,700 –> 00:37:58,300
actually going out to the island
then just videotape and stuff

734
00:37:58,300 –> 00:38:01,700
and I’m like, maybe I just save
up some cash and go do that.

735
00:38:01,700 –> 00:38:03,600
You know, I mean that would
really feel like I was doing

736
00:38:03,600 –> 00:38:05,800
something good and I would I
would have so much fun being

737
00:38:05,800 –> 00:38:07,700
paranoid and thinking I was
going to be murdered all the

738
00:38:07,700 –> 00:38:11,200
time and having all these like
systems in place and you know, I

739
00:38:11,200 –> 00:38:13,400
would think it was exciting.
So everyone strong like, yeah,

740
00:38:13,400 –> 00:38:16,500
maybe we should fucking go and
try to try to find Elvis’s

741
00:38:16,500 –> 00:38:19,200
housekeeper and Venezuela.
I mean you think we’re gonna

742
00:38:19,200 –> 00:38:21,600
have a bad time.
I don’t know probably have some

743
00:38:21,600 –> 00:38:25,000
fun like it, you know, No good
for a few laughs nut.

744
00:38:25,000 –> 00:38:27,800
Number 12.
This was one of the First

745
00:38:27,800 –> 00:38:31,200
episodes.
We did Seth Rich dude and the

746
00:38:31,200 –> 00:38:35,000
Clinton Body Count the Clinton
Body Count that conspiracy

747
00:38:35,000 –> 00:38:38,800
traces back to the to Vince
Foster properly days or even

748
00:38:38,800 –> 00:38:40,400
even before President may be
yeah.

749
00:38:40,600 –> 00:38:42,900
Well, it’s so fun.
It’s like there are so many

750
00:38:42,900 –> 00:38:46,800
people on the goddamn list that
has you as you keep going you go

751
00:38:46,800 –> 00:38:50,200
like well, oh wow, this is I
mean at least one of these right

752
00:38:50,200 –> 00:38:54,500
probably yeah they have to
Ordered some of them right?

753
00:38:54,500 –> 00:38:56,600
I don’t think like I just don’t
think can be the president

754
00:38:56,600 –> 00:38:59,600
without murdering a few people.
You know, what if he murdered

755
00:38:59,600 –> 00:39:03,500
Jeffrey Epstein Bill Clinton?
Yeah.

756
00:39:03,600 –> 00:39:05,400
What do you mean?
I don’t know what this what if

757
00:39:05,400 –> 00:39:08,500
is I don’t know.
I don’t know exactly where

758
00:39:08,500 –> 00:39:12,300
that’s coming from.
But uh, yeah it is the three

759
00:39:12,300 –> 00:39:17,000
looking for when I think when
you have the Clinton Body Count,

760
00:39:17,000 –> 00:39:20,400
it’s one of those things where
you want to be like come on.

761
00:39:20,400 –> 00:39:22,600
That’s just a coincidence.
Yeah.

762
00:39:22,800 –> 00:39:25,900
But also that’s a lot of people
it’s and it’s a lot of folks

763
00:39:25,900 –> 00:39:28,800
that shoot themselves twice in
the head or you know, throw

764
00:39:28,800 –> 00:39:30,900
themselves out of Windows.
So they’re friends.

765
00:39:30,900 –> 00:39:33,100
They’re not suicidal then kill
themselves.

766
00:39:33,100 –> 00:39:38,100
Yeah, you know Seth rich, I mean
that just like that that one

767
00:39:38,100 –> 00:39:41,200
really seemed like leave this
guy’s poor fucking family alone.

768
00:39:41,200 –> 00:39:44,400
She’s right priced, you know,
that one was like Joe my God,

769
00:39:44,800 –> 00:39:46,400
but yeah.
No, I’m sure they killed

770
00:39:46,400 –> 00:39:48,900
somebody.
Yeah, and it’s like they are

771
00:39:48,900 –> 00:39:52,700
rich powerful people.
Yeah and Rich powerful people.

772
00:39:52,900 –> 00:39:57,100
Times wield that wealth and
power in unsavory ways well and

773
00:39:57,100 –> 00:39:59,800
they’ve hung on to their power
and relevance for a really long

774
00:39:59,800 –> 00:40:02,600
time and it’s like I don’t think
that’s an accident.

775
00:40:02,600 –> 00:40:05,100
I think I think they might
they’re pretty actively trying

776
00:40:05,100 –> 00:40:06,300
to do that.
Yeah.

777
00:40:06,400 –> 00:40:09,200
So I mean now they’re kind of
dying now they’ve reached the

778
00:40:09,200 –> 00:40:11,400
sort of dying phase of their
career, you know, where they

779
00:40:11,400 –> 00:40:14,500
just sort of him our curators of
their own legacy, but I mean

780
00:40:14,500 –> 00:40:16,600
before that I’m like, yeah, I’m
sure they’re still trying to

781
00:40:16,900 –> 00:40:19,900
let’s let’s fucking keep the
gravy train rolling baby, you

782
00:40:19,900 –> 00:40:22,400
know.
Yeah, and I wouldn’t ever doubt

783
00:40:22,400 –> 00:40:24,900
that.
Anyone on either side is capable

784
00:40:24,900 –> 00:40:28,300
of murdering people to keep
power me.

785
00:40:28,300 –> 00:40:30,800
Neither man, the more you learn
about these people.

786
00:40:30,800 –> 00:40:35,300
You just could go.
Yeah, it’s that’s that’s one of

787
00:40:35,300 –> 00:40:38,000
the best things about the Trump
presidency.

788
00:40:38,100 –> 00:40:41,400
Is it sort of made me go back
and look at all the other

789
00:40:41,400 –> 00:40:43,500
presidents.
He’s before it and I’m just

790
00:40:43,500 –> 00:40:46,200
like, oh you were all helping us
get here.

791
00:40:46,300 –> 00:40:48,200
Yeah.
No, I mean this has been the

792
00:40:48,200 –> 00:40:50,900
plan forever the old Purity all
apart of it.

793
00:40:50,900 –> 00:40:53,600
The old corny thing is like you
have to imagine In the power in

794
00:40:53,600 –> 00:40:57,200
the hands of someone you hate,
you know, but it’s like you

795
00:40:57,200 –> 00:40:59,100
think about that you think oh,
it’s two teams and it’s like

796
00:40:59,100 –> 00:41:01,000
well, you don’t want to expand
executive power because you got

797
00:41:01,000 –> 00:41:04,100
to think about what someone that
you didn’t agree with would do

798
00:41:04,100 –> 00:41:07,100
that, you know, and that’s like
the old narrative and the how

799
00:41:07,100 –> 00:41:09,700
you sort of realize.
Oh, they’re basically on the

800
00:41:09,700 –> 00:41:13,000
same team.
So they’re both they don’t give

801
00:41:13,000 –> 00:41:15,300
a fuck and there and now they
have the ball and they’re at

802
00:41:15,300 –> 00:41:18,700
like the I think in terms of
like a, you know, full-blown

803
00:41:18,700 –> 00:41:21,800
1984 if they really wanted to do
it I’d say they’re at least it

804
00:41:21,800 –> 00:41:25,300
like this six.
T 75 yard line like they’re

805
00:41:25,300 –> 00:41:27,000
there.
It’s not that far away.

806
00:41:27,100 –> 00:41:29,800
Well, and I think now we’re just
catching up and like I don’t

807
00:41:29,800 –> 00:41:31,100
know if we can really do
anything about that.

808
00:41:31,100 –> 00:41:35,200
Well, I think about that the
thing you’re seeing people make

809
00:41:35,200 –> 00:41:39,600
jokes about on Twitter now way
more frequently for some reason

810
00:41:39,600 –> 00:41:42,200
but we’ve known it’s been
happening for a couple years but

811
00:41:42,200 –> 00:41:44,800
like shout a few keywords that
your phone.

812
00:41:44,900 –> 00:41:48,000
Oh, yeah and see if your phone
starts giving you ads related to

813
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:51,300
those keywords, dudes and that’s
that’s a thing where we’re like,

814
00:41:51,600 –> 00:41:55,800
oh, oh God, that’s Creepy and so
weird and so funny but it’s not

815
00:41:55,800 –> 00:41:59,700
a big leap from that too.
Oh your phone heard you saying

816
00:41:59,700 –> 00:42:02,000
some unpatriotic shit.
Exactly.

817
00:42:02,000 –> 00:42:06,300
Yeah, a team is being dispatched
to see how you actually feel

818
00:42:06,300 –> 00:42:08,300
about America.
Most of the shit.

819
00:42:08,300 –> 00:42:12,300
I say is fairly unpatriotic.
Oh, yeah in like once they flip

820
00:42:12,300 –> 00:42:14,100
that switch.
I’m getting black bag.

821
00:42:14,100 –> 00:42:19,100
Yeah today.
Yeah, and it like it’s we did

822
00:42:19,100 –> 00:42:21,600
this to ourselves like we’ve
been heading this direction

823
00:42:21,600 –> 00:42:24,800
since well, we didn’t give a
fuck and we all shared a few

824
00:42:24,800 –> 00:42:28,400
videos about the Patriot Act on
our fucking Myspace page right

825
00:42:28,400 –> 00:42:31,600
back in 2007 while we listen to
No Effects do all that.

826
00:42:31,700 –> 00:42:35,300
Well that really important
rocking against Bush and yeah,

827
00:42:35,300 –> 00:42:37,600
and now it’s like, okay.
Well dude every every there’s

828
00:42:37,600 –> 00:42:41,300
they basically have the machine
from The Dark Knight with the

829
00:42:41,300 –> 00:42:42,800
river the first Dark Knight with
the hell.

830
00:42:42,800 –> 00:42:45,700
Yeah see every cell phones.
Yeah, they can do that.

831
00:42:45,700 –> 00:42:49,000
And well, that’s also the thing
you used to do anything.

832
00:42:49,000 –> 00:42:50,700
You’re basically retarded
without it.

833
00:42:51,000 –> 00:42:52,600
You depend on it.
You’re more or less.

834
00:42:52,800 –> 00:42:56,200
Like a rudimentary cyborg.
This is kind of like your little

835
00:42:56,200 –> 00:42:59,500
Ironman Coeur.
So yeah, either give that up and

836
00:42:59,500 –> 00:43:03,500
you know by a Thomas guide and
then keep a little black book on

837
00:43:03,500 –> 00:43:05,900
your person at all times and
talked to people on a burner

838
00:43:05,900 –> 00:43:09,200
phone from 7-Eleven or you know,
just don’t don’t say anything to

839
00:43:09,200 –> 00:43:11,400
me about the troops, dude.
Why would you their fucking

840
00:43:11,400 –> 00:43:13,400
protect you they love you?
Look at the big poster?

841
00:43:13,400 –> 00:43:14,500
They’re all like hug in the
heck.

842
00:43:14,500 –> 00:43:16,900
There’s a black guy of Mexican
guy Asian guy white guy.

843
00:43:16,900 –> 00:43:18,700
They’re all helping to cat cat
out of a tree.

844
00:43:19,000 –> 00:43:22,100
They’re not fucking shooting
rocket-propelled grenades into

845
00:43:22,100 –> 00:43:25,200
preschool.
Bowls full of you know refugees.

846
00:43:25,200 –> 00:43:28,300
Why would they Dark Times?
Yeah.

847
00:43:28,500 –> 00:43:32,800
Alright number 11 and tifa’s
funded by George Soros.

848
00:43:33,000 –> 00:43:35,200
Yeah, there’s another one.
I’m afraid to learn about

849
00:43:35,200 –> 00:43:37,900
because I’m like, oh God, I
might I might have to believe

850
00:43:37,900 –> 00:43:40,600
something that’s awkward about
this shit.

851
00:43:41,000 –> 00:43:45,300
Well, the thing about this
particular angle on George Soros

852
00:43:45,300 –> 00:43:50,100
is antifa isn’t a group like
there’s no not it’s like there’s

853
00:43:50,100 –> 00:43:53,700
no one to yeah donate money to
I’m trying to think of like a

854
00:43:53,707 –> 00:43:58,400
good analogy but it’s like yeah,
it’s like it’s a lifestyle.

855
00:43:58,400 –> 00:44:01,700
It’s her.
Yeah show Up to Play 60 program

856
00:44:01,700 –> 00:44:04,300
or 40K.
Yeah, you show up to particular

857
00:44:04,300 –> 00:44:07,500
types of protest for a very
particular reason.

858
00:44:07,600 –> 00:44:10,100
Yeah, but it doesn’t require
that much money.

859
00:44:10,100 –> 00:44:12,600
It’s more like being a furry
where you kind of different

860
00:44:12,700 –> 00:44:15,500
communities, but it’s not like
there’s no president or king of

861
00:44:15,500 –> 00:44:17,200
it.
It’s just sort of, you know

862
00:44:17,400 –> 00:44:22,100
decentralized organization that
said George Soros definitely

863
00:44:22,100 –> 00:44:25,200
spread.
Ed’s a lot of money around and

864
00:44:25,200 –> 00:44:30,100
he spreads it around with the
intent of influencing various

865
00:44:30,100 –> 00:44:34,400
governments sure, and I’ve had
lots of issues with people on

866
00:44:34,400 –> 00:44:37,900
the right who do that and my
assumption is always that

867
00:44:37,900 –> 00:44:41,900
they’re doing it to spread their
evil aims and intentions.

868
00:44:42,000 –> 00:44:44,000
Hmm.
I don’t know that George Soros

869
00:44:44,000 –> 00:44:48,500
is completely good like yeah.
Here’s the thing if you’re

870
00:44:49,100 –> 00:44:54,800
elected government happens to be
run by Person that mainstream

871
00:44:54,800 –> 00:44:58,300
American voters wouldn’t agree
with that doesn’t mean we have

872
00:44:58,300 –> 00:45:00,400
the right to go in and topple
that government.

873
00:45:00,800 –> 00:45:05,900
Yeah, and that’s kind of what
George Soros wouldn’t owe that

874
00:45:05,900 –> 00:45:10,100
looking at anything we’ve ever
done but now exactly like we

875
00:45:10,100 –> 00:45:14,100
have a long history of that in
the thing is like we sometimes

876
00:45:14,100 –> 00:45:16,100
need different justifications
for that.

877
00:45:16,100 –> 00:45:21,200
No to satisfy different segments
of the American population and

878
00:45:21,200 –> 00:45:23,600
sometimes it’s old.
They’re fucking they’re

879
00:45:23,600 –> 00:45:26,800
Communists and we got to stop
communism and that appeases

880
00:45:26,800 –> 00:45:29,200
people on the right and
sometimes it so their human

881
00:45:29,200 –> 00:45:32,600
rights abusers and we got to fix
that and that appeases people in

882
00:45:32,600 –> 00:45:37,200
the left, but I feel like the
negative part of our government

883
00:45:37,200 –> 00:45:41,000
needs people like George Soros
and people in the right to

884
00:45:41,000 –> 00:45:42,900
achieve their aims.
Yeah.

885
00:45:43,200 –> 00:45:46,300
Well, I mean you do you just
sort of need like a in a way it

886
00:45:46,300 –> 00:45:47,900
kind of reminds you of
everything cuz I don’t mean to

887
00:45:47,900 –> 00:45:49,600
be perfectly honest.
We don’t know a ton about George

888
00:45:49,600 –> 00:45:55,200
Soros, but like Epstein seems to
be sort of Up to run this whole

889
00:45:55,200 –> 00:45:56,900
thing.
They basically needed a guy to

890
00:45:56,900 –> 00:45:58,800
be agile.
So you sort of look at a guy and

891
00:45:58,800 –> 00:46:00,700
you sort of look at a few
candidates and you go.

892
00:46:00,700 –> 00:46:02,800
Okay, maybe maybe they have like
Arianna Huffington or so and

893
00:46:02,800 –> 00:46:04,100
then it got me when get her to
do it.

894
00:46:04,600 –> 00:46:06,400
Then you look at like I was got
some money seems to have these

895
00:46:06,400 –> 00:46:09,000
sort of like feelings this kind
of public Persona and then like,

896
00:46:09,400 –> 00:46:12,500
yeah, let’s get him to fucking
hey, could you turn loose a

897
00:46:12,500 –> 00:46:14,800
couple couple hundred grand of
the Freedom Fighters and

898
00:46:14,800 –> 00:46:17,300
Venezuela, maybe get a few
grenades going in the capital

899
00:46:17,300 –> 00:46:19,200
get this fucking guy out of
there, you know, like a little

900
00:46:19,200 –> 00:46:22,200
bit of that stuff put your thumb
on the scale, you know of the

901
00:46:22,700 –> 00:46:25,300
The butcher shops of democracy
all over the world.

902
00:46:25,300 –> 00:46:29,000
Like as you find yourself a guy
to do it as much as people on

903
00:46:29,000 –> 00:46:33,300
the left like to laugh off this
particular conspiracy theory

904
00:46:33,400 –> 00:46:37,000
funding non-governmental
organizations is how we topple

905
00:46:37,000 –> 00:46:41,400
governments these days like if
you look into Venezuela, the US

906
00:46:41,400 –> 00:46:45,100
government hasn’t personally
pumped a bunch of money into

907
00:46:45,100 –> 00:46:47,500
Venezuela, but we’ve pumped a
bunch of money into

908
00:46:47,500 –> 00:46:52,200
non-governmental organizations
that spread democracy.

909
00:46:52,700 –> 00:46:56,100
In Venezuela and what that means
is they go to people and go.

910
00:46:56,200 –> 00:46:59,200
Hey, do you hate your leader?
Let us tell you how to topple

911
00:46:59,200 –> 00:46:59,800
them.
Yeah.

912
00:46:59,800 –> 00:47:01,300
Let me show you to make mustard
gas.

913
00:47:01,400 –> 00:47:03,700
Yeah, you got to get this
t-shirt wet know you gotta wrap

914
00:47:03,700 –> 00:47:05,500
it around your face.
That’s very don’t forget that

915
00:47:05,500 –> 00:47:07,900
step.
And that is what we fucking do

916
00:47:07,900 –> 00:47:10,700
and I don’t doubt that George
Soros does some of it too.

917
00:47:10,700 –> 00:47:13,700
Sure man.
Number 10 crowdstrike.

918
00:47:13,900 –> 00:47:15,900
Are you familiar with this one a
little bit?

919
00:47:15,900 –> 00:47:20,500
Yeah with the the I only have
this so high on the list because

920
00:47:20,500 –> 00:47:22,500
well, it’s dominated the fucking
media site.

921
00:47:22,600 –> 00:47:25,400
So for like two years well
because it pertains to the

922
00:47:25,400 –> 00:47:27,600
impeachment hearings that are
happening right now.

923
00:47:27,600 –> 00:47:35,000
Yeah, because the for all of
Trumps are all of our you know,

924
00:47:35,400 –> 00:47:40,300
the research into what Trump did
in Ukraine one thing that gets

925
00:47:40,300 –> 00:47:44,700
left out is he was asking
Ukraine to investigate something

926
00:47:44,700 –> 00:47:51,200
else and it’s really tempting on
the left to assume well what he

927
00:47:51,200 –> 00:47:54,000
was asking Ukraine to The gate
was probably nothing.

928
00:47:54,000 –> 00:47:57,700
Yeah, but it probably wasn’t
like it was probably something

929
00:47:57,700 –> 00:48:00,700
it was something.
Yeah, we something and well for

930
00:48:00,700 –> 00:48:03,600
him to ask anyone to do anything
that even this sounds sort of

931
00:48:03,600 –> 00:48:06,400
like business-related.
I feel like most of his asks her

932
00:48:06,400 –> 00:48:10,000
like do we have a bigger frame
that’s more gold for the

933
00:48:10,000 –> 00:48:13,000
painting, you know for him to
make it like a bit like hey,

934
00:48:13,000 –> 00:48:15,400
could you tell me what’s going
on in Honduras?

935
00:48:15,400 –> 00:48:18,000
It’s like that’s surprisingly on
the ball.

936
00:48:18,000 –> 00:48:20,500
I feel like most of his kind of
things is like, what’s the

937
00:48:20,500 –> 00:48:22,400
fucking monogram on the on the
golf team?

938
00:48:22,600 –> 00:48:25,200
Bag doing it’s upside down
again, you know, I think that’s

939
00:48:25,200 –> 00:48:26,800
a lot of what he’s talking about
day to day.

940
00:48:26,800 –> 00:48:30,000
So he was actually trying to you
know, he’s pushing some paper.

941
00:48:30,000 –> 00:48:32,300
He was making some copies here.
He was doing the president

942
00:48:32,300 –> 00:48:34,100
thing.
It seems like yeah the thing

943
00:48:34,100 –> 00:48:38,200
about crowdstrike.
It’s the name of an Internet

944
00:48:38,200 –> 00:48:40,800
research group or internet
technology.

945
00:48:40,800 –> 00:48:44,400
We’re kind of think tank things
you that is actually located

946
00:48:44,400 –> 00:48:48,300
right here in California.
But according to this conspiracy

947
00:48:48,300 –> 00:48:52,000
theory, they are owned by a
Ukrainian businessmen.

948
00:48:52,600 –> 00:49:00,000
And they actually meddled in the
2016 election and then used

949
00:49:00,000 –> 00:49:04,700
crowdstrike to plant evidence
making it seem like Russia.

950
00:49:05,000 –> 00:49:08,400
Oh meddled in the 2016
interesting.

951
00:49:08,400 –> 00:49:12,400
So they were they were sort of
like it’s so now the conspiracy

952
00:49:12,400 –> 00:49:18,100
is that they basically made it
look like Russia so that MSNBC

953
00:49:18,100 –> 00:49:22,600
and whoever would like tow that
line for a couple years and then

954
00:49:22,600 –> 00:49:25,700
then look stupid when it wasn’t
was that kind of the idea.

955
00:49:25,700 –> 00:49:29,300
Well, I think the idea is more
because this if you look into

956
00:49:29,300 –> 00:49:33,300
it, this is a conspiracy theory,
that’s mostly pushed by Russia.

957
00:49:33,300 –> 00:49:37,800
Okay, and we know what Russia
has done in regards to Ukraine.

958
00:49:37,800 –> 00:49:39,900
Yeah, and they’re always
relationship.

959
00:49:39,900 –> 00:49:42,000
Yeah, exactly.
They’re always happy to protect

960
00:49:42,000 –> 00:49:46,200
Ukraine and look out for him.
Yeah, but the the thinking is

961
00:49:46,600 –> 00:49:51,300
Russia planted this conspiracy
theory because they knew people

962
00:49:51,300 –> 00:49:53,400
on the right in the United.
It’s would go.

963
00:49:53,600 –> 00:49:55,700
Oh, yeah, there it is that
exonerates Trump.

964
00:49:55,700 –> 00:49:58,300
So that’s good.
Like will run with that one

965
00:49:58,300 –> 00:49:59,900
because it fits our narrative
better.

966
00:50:00,000 –> 00:50:06,300
Mmm and it kind of feels that
way like opposition research

967
00:50:06,300 –> 00:50:11,200
isn’t that unusual of a thing?
I bet people also just have like

968
00:50:11,200 –> 00:50:13,400
the keep just a lot of sort of
there’s a lot of these like

969
00:50:13,400 –> 00:50:16,500
vague fucking shell companies
that kind of don’t really do

970
00:50:16,500 –> 00:50:19,200
anything and then I think every
once in awhile someone goes like

971
00:50:19,200 –> 00:50:21,900
hey, we got a job for you got to
go back and pretend to fucking

972
00:50:21,900 –> 00:50:24,100
do this.
They sort of you know, get a few

973
00:50:24,100 –> 00:50:26,700
temps and they make sure that
everyone’s only looking at like

974
00:50:26,700 –> 00:50:29,300
one square inch of the thing
that they’re doing, you know,

975
00:50:29,300 –> 00:50:32,000
and then they sort of then they
can use them in whatever way

976
00:50:32,000 –> 00:50:34,200
they just have like, you know,
like yeah, that’s just a

977
00:50:34,200 –> 00:50:37,200
resource like having a fucking,
you know to shitty tech company

978
00:50:37,200 –> 00:50:41,300
in the whatever like suburbs of
Sacramento like and then you can

979
00:50:41,300 –> 00:50:42,800
okay we could use that for this.
Yeah.

980
00:50:42,800 –> 00:50:44,300
It’s gonna be perfect start
drawing that up.

981
00:50:44,300 –> 00:50:47,500
You know, we’ll get yeah.
Well like the when the Edward

982
00:50:47,500 –> 00:50:50,400
Snowden thing happened he was
working for some bullshit

983
00:50:50,400 –> 00:50:54,200
third-party contractor in the
middle of We’re oh, yeah, like

984
00:50:54,200 –> 00:50:56,500
this shit happens all over the
place.

985
00:50:56,700 –> 00:51:00,200
Like again.
The CIA has a twelve billion

986
00:51:00,200 –> 00:51:03,000
dollar a year budget.
Yeah, they’re spending it.

987
00:51:03,600 –> 00:51:04,800
Well, they got it.
They got his bed.

988
00:51:04,800 –> 00:51:07,300
The girls said they don’t get
they don’t have make it react to

989
00:51:07,300 –> 00:51:09,400
next year next year.
It’s only 11 billion.

990
00:51:09,400 –> 00:51:11,000
And then what do they do?
I’ll get with it.

991
00:51:11,000 –> 00:51:13,600
Couldn’t how could they protect?
How could they keep us free?

992
00:51:13,600 –> 00:51:16,700
Think about it, but how much
less free we’d be if the CAA you

993
00:51:16,700 –> 00:51:20,400
only had a billion dollars
number nine.

994
00:51:20,400 –> 00:51:24,300
This one would have been higher.
Gone in the list item q and on

995
00:51:24,300 –> 00:51:27,000
in the storm dude.
This is the most like this.

996
00:51:27,000 –> 00:51:31,100
It’s like Inuyasha level
storytelling it’s bad and they

997
00:51:31,100 –> 00:51:34,300
botched it so badly.
Oh, yeah there they thought the

998
00:51:34,300 –> 00:51:36,600
fucking he was going to have the
big reveal right?

999
00:51:36,700 –> 00:51:40,000
I think it was supposed to be
November 3rd 2017, I think so.

1000
00:51:40,000 –> 00:51:43,300
Yeah was when the storm was
supposed to happen and that’s

1001
00:51:43,300 –> 00:51:48,500
when like Tom Hanks and Hillary
Clinton and fucking Jude Law and

1002
00:51:48,500 –> 00:51:51,300
every other liberal on the
planet was supposed to get

1003
00:51:51,300 –> 00:51:53,800
arrested for Child sex
trafficking.

1004
00:51:53,800 –> 00:51:57,400
Yeah and all like that’s when we
were going to find out that the

1005
00:51:57,400 –> 00:52:01,000
molar probe Trump was actually
doing that with Mueller to

1006
00:52:01,000 –> 00:52:05,200
uncover this big ring and all of
the queuing on stuff was

1007
00:52:05,200 –> 00:52:10,000
building up to that to November
3rd 2017, which was supposed to

1008
00:52:10,000 –> 00:52:12,900
be this Mass arrests and then he
had the retcon it.

1009
00:52:12,900 –> 00:52:16,000
Yeah, and it was like one of
those been one of those fucking

1010
00:52:16,000 –> 00:52:18,300
doomsday cults.
That’s like the world’s going to

1011
00:52:18,300 –> 00:52:22,600
end May 21st, 2018.
Yep, and then May 20 got To

1012
00:52:22,600 –> 00:52:26,200
carry one number.
We know it exactly now May 22nd.

1013
00:52:26,200 –> 00:52:29,400
They’re like hear us out.
Yeah, we were wrong again.

1014
00:52:29,700 –> 00:52:34,500
No some of the some of the math
maybe now these are old books,

1015
00:52:34,500 –> 00:52:36,000
you know, and then you go.
Okay.

1016
00:52:36,000 –> 00:52:37,900
Here we go.
We do math different now.

1017
00:52:38,000 –> 00:52:39,600
No, you don’t what are you
talking about?

1018
00:52:39,600 –> 00:52:41,700
Is it people who think it’s JFK
jr.

1019
00:52:41,900 –> 00:52:44,900
Yeah love they thought that JFK
jr.

1020
00:52:44,900 –> 00:52:48,400
Was going to be like and I’m q
and pull off the fucking mission

1021
00:52:48,400 –> 00:52:52,000
impossible mask at the parade,
you know flew his plane

1022
00:52:52,000 –> 00:52:54,700
straight.
Into an underwater Lair owned by

1023
00:52:54,700 –> 00:52:56,900
the Kennedys exactly.
Yeah, but they thought it yeah

1024
00:52:56,900 –> 00:52:59,000
because they thought he was
going to be at the fucking.

1025
00:53:00,300 –> 00:53:01,200
Yeah.
I know.

1026
00:53:01,200 –> 00:53:03,100
I mean, I think it was yeah, JFK
jr.

1027
00:53:03,100 –> 00:53:04,900
Still alive and they thought I
was gonna get the Fourth of July

1028
00:53:04,900 –> 00:53:07,000
parade and he was gonna like
stand out a tank and tell

1029
00:53:07,000 –> 00:53:09,500
everybody, you know that Hillary
Clinton’s a pedophile and here’s

1030
00:53:09,500 –> 00:53:12,200
a picture of her, you know for
whatever sucking a nine-year-old

1031
00:53:12,200 –> 00:53:15,000
is Dick and then we’re all gonna
shoot fireworks and listen to a

1032
00:53:15,008 –> 00:53:19,200
CD see, you know, it’s that
would be amazed it would Brock.

1033
00:53:19,200 –> 00:53:22,000
Yeah, like I’m not rooting
against it.

1034
00:53:22,600 –> 00:53:26,700
Let’s be honest.
It’s not gonna happen number

1035
00:53:26,700 –> 00:53:31,300
eight.
Do you stay this one that it

1036
00:53:31,300 –> 00:53:35,200
depends on what part of the deep
State Theory were talking about.

1037
00:53:35,200 –> 00:53:37,600
Look can I explain the Deep
state from like a tell it like a

1038
00:53:37,600 –> 00:53:40,800
television analogy that I’ve
sort of whatever if realized.

1039
00:53:40,800 –> 00:53:44,500
Yeah, like Lee’s the guy my boss
works for SNL or worked for SNL

1040
00:53:44,500 –> 00:53:48,600
for a number of years and he was
like dude like the the camera

1041
00:53:48,600 –> 00:53:52,200
guy’s the janitors the people
that just like fucking set out

1042
00:53:52,200 –> 00:53:54,100
the bay.
Girls they look at you as a

1043
00:53:54,100 –> 00:53:56,200
writer like you’re nothing
because you’re just like, oh,

1044
00:53:56,200 –> 00:53:59,500
yeah, you’re like you come and
go like those guys all the

1045
00:53:59,500 –> 00:54:01,200
fucking teamsters and shit.
They’ve been there forever.

1046
00:54:01,200 –> 00:54:03,300
Like when I go talk to the
director or whatever on my show.

1047
00:54:03,300 –> 00:54:06,000
It’s like when say she’s like in
cordial to me, but it’s there is

1048
00:54:06,000 –> 00:54:07,300
a little bit of that Vibe where
it’s kind of like.

1049
00:54:07,300 –> 00:54:10,500
Oh, yeah, you’re just the latest
fucking 26 year old dude that

1050
00:54:10,508 –> 00:54:12,800
comes in here and tells me shit
and I’ve been doing this for 30

1051
00:54:12,800 –> 00:54:15,100
years and I’ll do it for 30
more, you know, so it’s like

1052
00:54:15,100 –> 00:54:17,100
it’s those bureaucrats.
It’s those people that are just

1053
00:54:17,100 –> 00:54:20,000
sort of in these kind of like
little frictional positions and

1054
00:54:20,000 –> 00:54:22,200
I think some of them have a lot
more power than people think

1055
00:54:22,200 –> 00:54:24,500
they do.
Do some of them, you know, it’s

1056
00:54:24,500 –> 00:54:28,400
maybe a little less fucking
fishing weird as it all seems

1057
00:54:28,400 –> 00:54:30,100
and it’s actually kind of
boring.

1058
00:54:30,300 –> 00:54:33,300
But yeah it is there’s a huge
number of like government

1059
00:54:33,300 –> 00:54:35,700
employees that are just kind of
like not elected there just

1060
00:54:35,700 –> 00:54:40,500
around they you know, they have
widely varying per views and

1061
00:54:40,500 –> 00:54:44,100
fucking authorities and Powers.
So it is like it is a little bit

1062
00:54:44,100 –> 00:54:46,700
of a fucking creepy thing.
It is a little worrying.

1063
00:54:46,900 –> 00:54:53,500
Yeah it is what what makes it
extra worrying to me is This is

1064
00:54:53,500 –> 00:54:56,500
the kind of thing where when
you’re talking about like the

1065
00:54:56,500 –> 00:55:02,500
really radical element of Trumps
base to them deep state is just

1066
00:55:02,500 –> 00:55:05,800
going to mean any elected
official who disagree doesn’t

1067
00:55:05,800 –> 00:55:07,000
like him.
Yeah prom.

1068
00:55:07,200 –> 00:55:12,100
Yeah, and when people think
about the Nazis and compared

1069
00:55:12,100 –> 00:55:15,700
them to Trump like the the
defense people always want to

1070
00:55:15,707 –> 00:55:19,800
make as well Trump’s not
rounding up Jews and there’s not

1071
00:55:19,800 –> 00:55:22,400
millions of dead Jews yet but
like that.

1072
00:55:22,500 –> 00:55:26,900
Wasn’t all the Nazis did and
especially when it comes to

1073
00:55:26,900 –> 00:55:30,200
rounding people up.
It wasn’t really Jews that were

1074
00:55:30,200 –> 00:55:34,200
first it was intellectuals and
opposition.

1075
00:55:34,400 –> 00:55:37,100
Oh, yeah.
Yeah round it up first

1076
00:55:37,100 –> 00:55:40,800
interesting like all the people
who are smart enough to go.

1077
00:55:40,900 –> 00:55:44,000
Okay what this fucking
government’s doing is really

1078
00:55:44,000 –> 00:55:46,800
really really bad.
Yeah, the guy with his little

1079
00:55:46,800 –> 00:55:49,200
op-ed column.
Yeah the guy with enough of a

1080
00:55:49,200 –> 00:55:54,000
platform to say now this is that
We’re going down a bad path

1081
00:55:54,100 –> 00:55:55,800
professors.
Probably all that shit those

1082
00:55:55,800 –> 00:55:59,700
motherfuckers got rounded up
first and which is n which is

1083
00:55:59,700 –> 00:56:01,400
scared.
That’s smart.

1084
00:56:01,400 –> 00:56:03,000
It’s brilliant.
I would I don’t know if I would

1085
00:56:03,008 –> 00:56:05,000
have thought of that.
It’s brilliant in it.

1086
00:56:05,000 –> 00:56:09,900
Like that’s what the Deep state
conspiracy like that’s what

1087
00:56:09,900 –> 00:56:13,400
worries me about it is that
it’ll be flipped into a thing

1088
00:56:13,400 –> 00:56:18,300
where an entire portion of
Trumps base is just okay with

1089
00:56:18,300 –> 00:56:21,900
him perd literally purging the
government of people who

1090
00:56:21,900 –> 00:56:25,400
disagree Be with him.
Yeah, all based on the idea that

1091
00:56:25,400 –> 00:56:27,700
Obama set up a shadow
government.

1092
00:56:27,700 –> 00:56:30,600
That’s trying to undo his
presidency.

1093
00:56:30,700 –> 00:56:33,200
I think it’s really part of why
I also like the nothing ever

1094
00:56:33,200 –> 00:56:36,400
fucking changes because you
know, it’s like we’ve got all

1095
00:56:36,400 –> 00:56:38,400
these like crusty old.
Well that’s like Mitch

1096
00:56:38,400 –> 00:56:42,100
McConnell’s whole game is just
like making a like super block

1097
00:56:42,100 –> 00:56:44,200
of like, you know, basically
basically turning the like

1098
00:56:44,200 –> 00:56:46,500
judicial branch of the
government until like a super

1099
00:56:46,500 –> 00:56:49,600
legislature and just stacking it
out with like conservative

1100
00:56:49,600 –> 00:56:53,000
justices and like fucking, you
know, making it more Of a pain

1101
00:56:53,000 –> 00:56:55,900
in the ass and like it’s an
incredible to good strategy.

1102
00:56:55,900 –> 00:56:58,400
It’s like a fucking he’s playing
dirty and he’s kind of just like

1103
00:56:58,800 –> 00:57:02,400
running this sort of like it’s
like one of those burned X in a

1104
00:57:02,400 –> 00:57:04,900
card game that just attacks you
life points and doesn’t have any

1105
00:57:04,900 –> 00:57:07,700
cool mom.
So yeah, it’s so fucking boring

1106
00:57:07,700 –> 00:57:09,400
to play against be going on.
Well, it’s a good mood.

1107
00:57:09,400 –> 00:57:12,100
It’s you’re beating me.
Yeah, so it’s yeah like the all

1108
00:57:12,100 –> 00:57:13,400
those people have lifetime
appointment.

1109
00:57:13,400 –> 00:57:15,300
There’s all these fucking
employees that you’ll never know

1110
00:57:15,300 –> 00:57:16,400
their names.
It look good.

1111
00:57:16,600 –> 00:57:19,500
We’ll go to work in this little
fucking dreary fluorescent

1112
00:57:19,500 –> 00:57:22,100
office building somewhere and
have all this power and you can

1113
00:57:22,100 –> 00:57:24,300
never anything about you never
get that guy out of there.

1114
00:57:24,300 –> 00:57:29,000
He’s like six fucking you know,
10 years deep or whatever and

1115
00:57:29,000 –> 00:57:32,100
he’s about to get a gold watch
and yeah shit, so it’s like

1116
00:57:32,800 –> 00:57:36,700
dude, I mean the country so big
it’s we can’t like go down to

1117
00:57:36,700 –> 00:57:39,500
Paris and just throw a cinder
block at this fucking guy.

1118
00:57:39,500 –> 00:57:42,100
It’s like it’s like I think it’s
just going to keep getting

1119
00:57:42,100 –> 00:57:44,800
worse.
Yeah, it sometimes feels like

1120
00:57:44,800 –> 00:57:47,200
having a country.
This big is sort of a failed

1121
00:57:47,200 –> 00:57:48,600
experiment.
Yeah.

1122
00:57:48,600 –> 00:57:52,400
I don’t know if you could really
that we could maybe just scrap I

1123
00:57:52,500 –> 00:57:56,100
Like look, I mean, I believe
America’s I hope Bernie wins,

1124
00:57:56,100 –> 00:57:58,300
but I don’t think he’s going to
I think he’s going to start

1125
00:57:58,300 –> 00:58:00,700
winning and then I think he’s
going to get shot in the chest.

1126
00:58:01,300 –> 00:58:04,100
Yeah, it feels like we’re ripe
for an assassination.

1127
00:58:04,100 –> 00:58:07,800
And that is the guy.
Yeah, right.

1128
00:58:07,900 –> 00:58:10,600
That’s the guy that if you’re
going to flake I think him or

1129
00:58:10,600 –> 00:58:13,400
try could honestly see him or
Trump.

1130
00:58:13,500 –> 00:58:17,300
Yeah, and just because I know
the NSA is listening.

1131
00:58:17,300 –> 00:58:19,500
I want to make it clear that
don’t want either of them to get

1132
00:58:19,500 –> 00:58:22,300
I don’t want any political
assassinations in my country.

1133
00:58:22,400 –> 00:58:25,200
Tree that’s always Ki would I
want anyone who’s a fan of my

1134
00:58:25,200 –> 00:58:30,400
work to do anything like that?
Exactly and but it just feels

1135
00:58:30,400 –> 00:58:33,900
like that kind of climate where
something like that is going to

1136
00:58:33,900 –> 00:58:36,300
happen and it’s going to be
really catastrophic really

1137
00:58:36,300 –> 00:58:37,800
surprised.
There hasn’t been more.

1138
00:58:38,000 –> 00:58:40,400
Yeah, you know, I don’t know
exactly why that is maybe the

1139
00:58:40,400 –> 00:58:42,800
maybe some of that is because of
all this fucking surveillance,

1140
00:58:42,800 –> 00:58:46,900
you know well and it could be
that are like our intelligence.

1141
00:58:46,900 –> 00:58:51,700
I think when all of world
history Burns and we’re left to

1142
00:58:51,700 –> 00:58:54,700
sift through the Double we’re
going to find that the United

1143
00:58:54,700 –> 00:58:58,200
States probably had the most
brutal and effective

1144
00:58:58,200 –> 00:59:00,800
intelligence services in
history.

1145
00:59:00,800 –> 00:59:04,400
Oh, yeah, and we play it off
like oh, yeah Israeli

1146
00:59:04,400 –> 00:59:07,100
intelligence is so cold massager
so fucked up.

1147
00:59:07,100 –> 00:59:10,700
It’s like well, I’m sure but I
beg you we are fucking I bet we

1148
00:59:10,700 –> 00:59:14,400
are like the tentacle ass
stepbrother porn.

1149
00:59:14,500 –> 00:59:18,000
Yeah, the intelligence, you
know, and everyone else is like

1150
00:59:19,000 –> 00:59:22,500
we like, you know, now I wore
like heels, you know, like I was

1151
00:59:22,500 –> 00:59:25,700
yeah weird like the CIA.
We don’t know that the CIA

1152
00:59:25,700 –> 00:59:28,300
killed JFK, but we know they
threatened him.

1153
00:59:28,300 –> 00:59:31,200
Yes.
It is the fucking president and

1154
00:59:31,200 –> 00:59:35,000
the see I was like that’s in
line and everyone got together

1155
00:59:35,000 –> 00:59:37,900
and picked, you know, yeah
though the Catholic one that had

1156
00:59:37,900 –> 00:59:41,800
some new ideas weird that way to
Exotic.

1157
00:59:41,800 –> 00:59:44,700
Yeah Catholicism is too exotic
for these fucking lizards.

1158
00:59:44,700 –> 00:59:51,300
People were doomed number Seven
Spicy Catholic AC is socialism,

1159
00:59:51,300 –> 00:59:54,500
you know secular.
Can share chairboys I don’t have

1160
00:59:54,500 –> 00:59:58,600
a great feeling number.
Seven Pizza gay.

1161
00:59:58,700 –> 01:00:00,400
Here’s the thing about pizza gay
man.

1162
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:04,500
I’ve had the I do feel like we
may have rushed to judgment in

1163
01:00:04,500 –> 01:00:06,900
2017.
I was like man, this is the

1164
01:00:06,900 –> 01:00:11,200
stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
and now in 2019, I’m like, all

1165
01:00:11,200 –> 01:00:13,300
right, it probably wasn’t that
pizza place though.

1166
01:00:13,300 –> 01:00:17,200
Yeah, you can sell me on the
child sex trafficking ring run

1167
01:00:17,200 –> 01:00:20,800
by Elites.
Oh sure Washington DC area was

1168
01:00:20,800 –> 01:00:23,800
ozone.
There’s a guy that At wrote a

1169
01:00:23,800 –> 01:00:26,700
book called The Franklin Scandal
which I read which is pretty

1170
01:00:26,700 –> 01:00:28,400
interesting.
I think Nick Bryant.

1171
01:00:29,300 –> 01:00:31,700
Anyway, he’s on Tim Dylan show
and he said something kind of

1172
01:00:31,700 –> 01:00:33,800
interesting about pizza Goethe
asked him what he thought about

1173
01:00:33,800 –> 01:00:36,300
it and he kind of had a similar.
This is similar to my take and

1174
01:00:36,300 –> 01:00:39,400
he’s just like I haven’t I’ve
been kind of afraid to look into

1175
01:00:39,400 –> 01:00:41,900
it, you know, because I don’t
want to have to be the pizza

1176
01:00:41,900 –> 01:00:44,300
gate guy, but he’s like I will
so there’s a lot of smoke there,

1177
01:00:44,700 –> 01:00:45,600
you know.
Yeah.

1178
01:00:45,600 –> 01:00:49,500
Well, that’s the when I brought
up the finders earlier.

1179
01:00:50,200 –> 01:00:52,200
I don’t even remember if it was.
Oh, yeah the final race.

1180
01:00:52,400 –> 01:00:55,300
Carnival and shit.
Yeah the like if you look into

1181
01:00:55,300 –> 01:00:58,100
the finders that’s a real thing.
It’s a real group.

1182
01:00:58,100 –> 01:01:01,300
We know existed.
Look at the FBI Files about the

1183
01:01:01,308 –> 01:01:03,800
finders.
They found a preschool that they

1184
01:01:03,800 –> 01:01:06,100
owned the head underground
tunnels.

1185
01:01:06,200 –> 01:01:09,700
It’s fucked up and a fire alarm
system that didn’t connect to

1186
01:01:09,700 –> 01:01:14,400
any local fire departments.
Like my God a preschool set up

1187
01:01:14,400 –> 01:01:17,300
to evacuate kids if shit got
hot.

1188
01:01:17,300 –> 01:01:20,400
Yeah.
Why why why do you need to

1189
01:01:20,400 –> 01:01:22,700
evacuate kids?
I’d some of the like the font

1190
01:01:22,700 –> 01:01:25,800
like I had to like that was a
tough book to listen to it

1191
01:01:25,800 –> 01:01:29,000
because it was like some of
those like finders like reports

1192
01:01:29,000 –> 01:01:31,400
the documents going through it
and just the shit that they were

1193
01:01:31,400 –> 01:01:34,000
doing is just like
stomach-churning evil.

1194
01:01:34,000 –> 01:01:37,700
It’s so fucked up and then the
CIA steps in during that

1195
01:01:37,700 –> 01:01:40,200
investigation is like it’s an
internal matter.

1196
01:01:40,200 –> 01:01:41,100
Don’t worry.
Yeah.

1197
01:01:41,100 –> 01:01:44,100
They’re like nose above your
head and we’re just gonna you

1198
01:01:44,100 –> 01:01:46,400
weren’t on the see the guy at
the grocery store the next week

1199
01:01:46,400 –> 01:01:47,200
and you go.
Oh great.

1200
01:01:47,200 –> 01:01:48,400
Good.
Okay, you guys took care of it.

1201
01:01:48,500 –> 01:01:51,700
You weren’t on the the finders
episode, but we did the MKUltra

1202
01:01:51,700 –> 01:01:53,900
episodes.
Other in my think I was on the

1203
01:01:53,900 –> 01:01:55,600
finders.
We did one about the fun, you

1204
01:01:55,600 –> 01:02:00,000
know, we touched on it briefly
but we just did another episode

1205
01:02:00,000 –> 01:02:02,700
because the FBI just released
all these documents so they did

1206
01:02:02,700 –> 01:02:04,200
now there’s more shit.
Yeah.

1207
01:02:04,700 –> 01:02:06,400
I don’t know.
I can’t read so much about kids

1208
01:02:06,400 –> 01:02:09,200
getting fucked it gets to like
it’s really I get upset.

1209
01:02:09,200 –> 01:02:10,800
But yeah might have to check
those out.

1210
01:02:10,900 –> 01:02:14,600
Yeah, it’s it’s crazy in that
like, I don’t know the thing

1211
01:02:14,600 –> 01:02:19,000
about it.
It’s not something I think we’ll

1212
01:02:19,000 –> 01:02:23,200
ever prove happens and but like
we We did that one of those

1213
01:02:23,200 –> 01:02:25,300
decentralized things.
It’s like it’s like a there’s

1214
01:02:25,300 –> 01:02:28,000
not like a website.
It’s all probably Deep Web

1215
01:02:28,000 –> 01:02:30,000
encrypted shit.
That’s all deleted right after

1216
01:02:30,000 –> 01:02:34,900
you sent it, you know and what
my feel my honest feeling about

1217
01:02:34,900 –> 01:02:40,600
what the finders is at least a
part of is I think after MKUltra

1218
01:02:40,600 –> 01:02:44,700
got found out and the CIA had to
be like, okay.

1219
01:02:44,700 –> 01:02:48,200
So we’ve been doing this at a
hundred and thirty hospitals and

1220
01:02:48,200 –> 01:02:50,000
universities across the u.s.
And Canada.

1221
01:02:50,100 –> 01:02:52,200
That’s so many re that’s so
many.

1222
01:02:52,400 –> 01:02:57,000
Diversity is at hospitals.
I feel like the CIA took MKUltra

1223
01:02:57,000 –> 01:03:00,400
out of hospitals and
universities and moved it to

1224
01:03:00,400 –> 01:03:04,000
Cults in communes.
Oh Andrews, that’s why there’s

1225
01:03:04,000 –> 01:03:10,300
this huge uptick of Cults and
communes after like 7574 is when

1226
01:03:10,300 –> 01:03:13,600
the church Committee hearing
gonna like the NRA and the KKK.

1227
01:03:13,700 –> 01:03:16,400
Yeah, you know, they shut down
the KKK and arrays like six

1228
01:03:16,400 –> 01:03:20,200
months later or whatever.
Yeah, and it just feels like the

1229
01:03:20,200 –> 01:03:24,200
CIA took all those experiments.
And moved them to Colts where it

1230
01:03:24,200 –> 01:03:25,700
would be harder for us to
infiltrate.

1231
01:03:25,700 –> 01:03:28,500
We might need a Courtney Love
every once in a while to go and

1232
01:03:28,500 –> 01:03:32,000
shut down a new shut down a
burgeoning indie rock scene.

1233
01:03:32,000 –> 01:03:34,300
Yep, people’s people are loving
each other.

1234
01:03:34,300 –> 01:03:38,900
We gotta get ourselves a girl
with pink hair and you know pump

1235
01:03:38,900 –> 01:03:41,600
her full of you know, sodium
pentathol and teach her how to

1236
01:03:41,607 –> 01:03:44,200
kill people, you know, it’s like
you never know.

1237
01:03:44,200 –> 01:03:46,200
You need to have a couple of
those you need it.

1238
01:03:46,200 –> 01:03:49,800
It’s like do you think it is
sort of a it’s sort of like a

1239
01:03:49,800 –> 01:03:53,000
like a funnel system like almost
like it’s a It’s cool.

1240
01:03:53,100 –> 01:03:55,300
Here’s what I picture the
finders preschool as it’s a

1241
01:03:55,300 –> 01:03:58,100
trade school, but the major like
the you know, there’s different

1242
01:03:58,100 –> 01:04:00,500
like well, you can go like
mechanical you can like work on

1243
01:04:00,500 –> 01:04:03,000
cars or it’s like you can go
construction you can do like,

1244
01:04:03,000 –> 01:04:05,000
you know welding you could do
carpentry.

1245
01:04:05,200 –> 01:04:08,900
It’s like, all right, so you can
either become a Manchurian

1246
01:04:08,900 –> 01:04:15,300
Candidate or you can fuck really
famous people for like 5 years

1247
01:04:15,300 –> 01:04:17,400
until you’re too old and we
throw you off a boat.

1248
01:04:17,500 –> 01:04:20,000
You never liked those your which
one do you want to do?

1249
01:04:20,000 –> 01:04:24,800
Do you want to kill Halsey or or
do you want to suck Bloomberg’s

1250
01:04:24,800 –> 01:04:28,000
cock with Subway Jared and you
know, and then we’ll feed you to

1251
01:04:28,000 –> 01:04:30,600
the wolves on big st.
James’s wheat and they haven’t

1252
01:04:30,600 –> 01:04:32,700
found that one yet.
You know like yeah, it seems

1253
01:04:32,700 –> 01:04:36,600
like it’s kind of that.
Well, like right now like I’m

1254
01:04:37,000 –> 01:04:41,600
very much on the beat of Jeffrey
Epstein was probably an

1255
01:04:41,600 –> 01:04:44,100
intelligence asset.
Oh some government.

1256
01:04:44,100 –> 01:04:47,800
Oh, yeah who was salute
blackmailing people and like we

1257
01:04:47,800 –> 01:04:51,400
want to thank the United States
doesn’t get up to shit like

1258
01:04:51,400 –> 01:04:55,000
that.
But like We know that just as

1259
01:04:55,000 –> 01:04:59,900
one example the CIA operated a
brothel in San Francisco in the

1260
01:04:59,900 –> 01:05:04,300
60s as part of MKUltra.
Hmm, which raises a really

1261
01:05:04,300 –> 01:05:08,700
obvious question why like it
wasn’t so we could give dudes

1262
01:05:08,700 –> 01:05:12,700
acid and see how they fucked
when they were on acid like by

1263
01:05:12,700 –> 01:05:17,400
that point we knew what acid did
that was probably a blackmail

1264
01:05:17,400 –> 01:05:21,500
house where they would get dirt
on people Visiting, San

1265
01:05:21,500 –> 01:05:23,300
Francisco.
Oh, yeah, we’ll just in case and

1266
01:05:23,300 –> 01:05:27,100
again then if you go, all right,
we got like you know 25 guys

1267
01:05:27,100 –> 01:05:29,200
fucked a hooker here.
Then it then you look at them

1268
01:05:29,200 –> 01:05:31,900
you like, you know do a little
like background research and

1269
01:05:31,900 –> 01:05:33,700
then you go.
Oh, yeah, we could probably use

1270
01:05:33,700 –> 01:05:35,100
them for this we can use him for
that.

1271
01:05:35,100 –> 01:05:37,400
You kind of got like a list of
openings and stuff.

1272
01:05:37,400 –> 01:05:39,700
You want to kind of get done and
yeah just sort of shit, you

1273
01:05:39,700 –> 01:05:41,800
might you know, you think about
who could I get to do that?

1274
01:05:41,800 –> 01:05:44,400
That’s our tough when you go oh
somebody that puts cheat on your

1275
01:05:44,400 –> 01:05:46,200
wife with a hooker.
I’ll blackmail them, you know,

1276
01:05:46,200 –> 01:05:48,500
and then you kind of make your
little list of candidates you

1277
01:05:48,508 –> 01:05:51,500
got your own little LinkedIn,
you’ll blackmail LinkedIn you

1278
01:05:51,500 –> 01:05:54,600
fucking put them.
And it’s not like it was a it’s

1279
01:05:54,600 –> 01:05:58,500
not like it was a brothel that
had a fucking neon CIA sign

1280
01:05:58,500 –> 01:06:00,900
outside.
No, you weren’t going to land

1281
01:06:00,900 –> 01:06:03,300
and someone was going to be
like, hey, I know this great CIA

1282
01:06:03,300 –> 01:06:06,900
spot where we can go get ya
dosed with acid and fuck strange

1283
01:06:06,900 –> 01:06:09,300
women.
Yeah, like you’d get lured there

1284
01:06:09,300 –> 01:06:11,900
like somewhat like you would go
there thinking.

1285
01:06:12,100 –> 01:06:14,600
Oh, I’m just so rich and
Powerful that this other rich

1286
01:06:14,600 –> 01:06:18,800
and powerful person knows about
this secret spot where we fuck

1287
01:06:19,100 –> 01:06:20,900
and then you get there and next
thing, you know, you’re getting

1288
01:06:20,900 –> 01:06:25,400
blackmailed by the and
government you like elf if it

1289
01:06:25,400 –> 01:06:28,700
sounds too good to be true.
It is remember that and like we

1290
01:06:28,700 –> 01:06:31,700
want to believe the government
was doing that shit in the 60s

1291
01:06:31,700 –> 01:06:35,000
and 70s and then stopped.
No, they’ve just gotten better

1292
01:06:35,000 –> 01:06:37,800
at they love stopping they love
stopping doing stuff.

1293
01:06:37,800 –> 01:06:40,300
They would sometimes they go we
were wrong and they stop

1294
01:06:40,400 –> 01:06:44,000
absolutely.
Yeah fucking a yeah.

1295
01:06:44,000 –> 01:06:49,000
Like I said, I lost another one
number six Spygate Donald Trump

1296
01:06:49,000 –> 01:06:52,200
version, not the 2007 New
England.

1297
01:06:52,300 –> 01:06:54,100
Chariots.
Yeah spying on the st.

1298
01:06:54,100 –> 01:06:56,800
Louis Rams know the extended mix
right?

1299
01:06:56,800 –> 01:07:03,400
This was Donald Trump’s claim
that Obama spied on the Trump

1300
01:07:03,400 –> 01:07:07,800
campaign, and I only have this
so high up the list because I

1301
01:07:07,800 –> 01:07:10,800
think we’re not done hearing
about it.

1302
01:07:10,800 –> 01:07:14,300
I think if the impeachment
hearings run their course and

1303
01:07:14,300 –> 01:07:19,500
Donald Trump is not removed from
office, which I really doubt he

1304
01:07:19,500 –> 01:07:22,100
will I really doubt he will be
the next here.

1305
01:07:22,200 –> 01:07:24,700
Things that are going to happen
are going to be the Department

1306
01:07:24,700 –> 01:07:29,800
of Justice possibly Prosecuting
Obama and maybe even Hillary

1307
01:07:29,800 –> 01:07:33,600
Clinton over spying on Donald
Trump’s campaign.

1308
01:07:33,800 –> 01:07:37,500
Yeah, and that’s not me saying
that would be a Justified thing

1309
01:07:37,500 –> 01:07:41,000
or that that actually happened
but that is how Donald Trump

1310
01:07:41,000 –> 01:07:45,300
will wield his power next if
impeachment doesn’t work.

1311
01:07:45,500 –> 01:07:50,500
Yeah, like he’s already got
William bar investigating the

1312
01:07:50,600 –> 01:07:54,000
Russia investigation.
And the people who look to know

1313
01:07:54,008 –> 01:07:56,400
he’s gotten it look he’s got
enough authority to sort of like

1314
01:07:56,400 –> 01:07:59,100
Get probably get some of these
investigations going.

1315
01:07:59,300 –> 01:08:03,000
It’s like, well you sort of
heard all that in the form of

1316
01:08:03,000 –> 01:08:06,400
like a lot of kind of reaction
is MM and sort of like hand the

1317
01:08:06,400 –> 01:08:08,500
hair-pulling and fretting and
wear whatever they call that

1318
01:08:08,500 –> 01:08:11,400
shit hand-wringing is what I was
looking for about how like, oh,

1319
01:08:11,400 –> 01:08:14,000
yeah, if you get a you impanel a
grand jury, you can indict a ham

1320
01:08:14,000 –> 01:08:16,399
sandwich and it’s yeah.
Well, yeah, that’s does.

1321
01:08:16,399 –> 01:08:17,800
It kind of guy wants to go
around and dieting and

1322
01:08:17,800 –> 01:08:21,300
sandwiches, you know, like they
got absolutely got some fucking

1323
01:08:21,300 –> 01:08:23,500
dork who’s there?
You know, it seems to be you

1324
01:08:23,500 –> 01:08:26,200
know, more or less an actual on
the one of these extra mean up

1325
01:08:26,200 –> 01:08:28,600
as close as you can get in that
high position of power but more

1326
01:08:28,600 –> 01:08:31,600
or less on the level kind of by
the book civil servant e kind of

1327
01:08:31,700 –> 01:08:34,300
dork, you know every once While
others just like someone that’s

1328
01:08:34,300 –> 01:08:36,899
not even really evil or bad.
It seems like they’re just sort

1329
01:08:36,899 –> 01:08:40,200
of a dork, you know, like Robert
Mueller, like I think it’s a

1330
01:08:40,200 –> 01:08:43,200
post office but you get promoted
or you had a master’s degree and

1331
01:08:43,200 –> 01:08:46,100
now it’s like oh that guy just
like, oh well like Hank Hills.

1332
01:08:46,100 –> 01:08:48,899
I think there’s a good number
Hank Hills in the government,

1333
01:08:48,899 –> 01:08:51,100
you know, but yeah, I mean seems
like he could you could

1334
01:08:51,100 –> 01:08:52,100
definitely do something with
this.

1335
01:08:52,300 –> 01:08:55,500
That’s and he’s I think seeing
how well it’s working for them

1336
01:08:55,500 –> 01:08:57,399
and going like I want to I want
a piece of this.

1337
01:08:57,399 –> 01:08:58,899
I have these weapons at my
disposal.

1338
01:08:58,899 –> 01:09:02,600
Why not fucking add this to my
campaign of like overwhelming

1339
01:09:02,600 –> 01:09:06,000
misinformation or whatever and I
know there’s a really good real

1340
01:09:06,000 –> 01:09:10,500
world example of one of our
allies doing something similar.

1341
01:09:10,500 –> 01:09:16,000
There’s a what is is it called
the end of democracy?

1342
01:09:16,000 –> 01:09:19,600
Hold on the edge of democracy.
It’s called it’s on Netflix

1343
01:09:19,600 –> 01:09:22,100
right now, and it’s about what
happened in Brazil.

1344
01:09:22,200 –> 01:09:27,200
Sil that led to gyre Balsa
narrow becoming president.

1345
01:09:27,200 –> 01:09:29,100
Yeah, that’s crazy.
What’s going on Rizzo right now?

1346
01:09:29,100 –> 01:09:36,200
Yeah, and what it was is the
president at the time a woman

1347
01:09:36,200 –> 01:09:40,800
named Dilma Rousseff put these
laws in place that would make

1348
01:09:40,800 –> 01:09:43,500
investigating corruption a lot
easier.

1349
01:09:43,600 –> 01:09:47,899
Yeah, and all of her right-wing
opponents were like shit that’s

1350
01:09:47,899 –> 01:09:52,100
going to make it a lot easier to
prosecute us, but it will also

1351
01:09:52,300 –> 01:09:55,600
Make it a lot easier for us to
pin something on her.

1352
01:09:55,600 –> 01:09:58,800
Yeah, so instead of waiting to
be prosecuted.

1353
01:09:58,900 –> 01:10:02,400
They just went on the offense
hard at this WOW investigation

1354
01:10:02,400 –> 01:10:05,400
and got her impeached and got
her predecessor fucking

1355
01:10:05,400 –> 01:10:07,100
arrested.
Wow.

1356
01:10:07,100 –> 01:10:11,200
Just got out of jail and they
put this fucking right wing

1357
01:10:11,200 –> 01:10:16,500
Donald Trump type monster named
gyre Balsa narrow in office and

1358
01:10:16,500 –> 01:10:20,400
his first order of business is
to tell poor people to burn down

1359
01:10:20,400 –> 01:10:24,800
the rainforest no to make Room
for farming land and like he’s

1360
01:10:24,800 –> 01:10:28,600
just annihilating Brazil right
now and it all happened.

1361
01:10:28,600 –> 01:10:32,000
I didn’t he’s really say just
gobrecht that’s why a lot of the

1362
01:10:32,100 –> 01:10:34,700
rain forest is burning.
He’s like poor people deserve

1363
01:10:34,700 –> 01:10:36,800
land and it’s like they can move
in.

1364
01:10:36,800 –> 01:10:40,000
They could move to the land
you’re occupying they have maybe

1365
01:10:40,000 –> 01:10:42,300
you know, I don’t know you gotta
be a good golf course or

1366
01:10:42,300 –> 01:10:47,000
whatever exactly, you know, and
it’s like it seems impossible

1367
01:10:47,000 –> 01:10:50,800
that in this half of the world.
We would just arrest a former

1368
01:10:50,800 –> 01:10:55,300
president and Like use that as a
means to just wipe out

1369
01:10:55,300 –> 01:10:58,100
opposition on that side at all.
When you say this after me in

1370
01:10:58,100 –> 01:11:00,300
the western world.
Yeah, I don’t know.

1371
01:11:00,300 –> 01:11:03,000
I mean the Western World
encompasses a couple of we got a

1372
01:11:03,000 –> 01:11:05,400
we got a couple sketch you guys
over here on our team.

1373
01:11:05,400 –> 01:11:08,000
I’m yeah, I’m sure I wish I
could see it going down in

1374
01:11:08,000 –> 01:11:10,400
Brazil.
Yeah, you know, but yeah it is

1375
01:11:10,400 –> 01:11:12,700
it is wild that’s it.
Oh, it’s fucking there’s like

1376
01:11:12,900 –> 01:11:15,300
shit like this is happening
everywhere, right?

1377
01:11:15,300 –> 01:11:17,300
There’s no time to keep track of
it.

1378
01:11:17,300 –> 01:11:20,200
It really cure really can’t and
I mean the difference with

1379
01:11:20,200 –> 01:11:22,800
Brazil is that we support it.
Yeah, yeah.

1380
01:11:22,900 –> 01:11:28,900
Yeah, like we’re know you’re on
the bad guys side so I could see

1381
01:11:29,000 –> 01:11:32,900
a situation like that jumping
off in the United States where

1382
01:11:33,100 –> 01:11:36,900
Trump is able to take an
investigation into Obama

1383
01:11:36,900 –> 01:11:41,200
interfering in the 2016 election
far enough that Obama actually

1384
01:11:41,200 –> 01:11:43,100
gets fucking arrested.
Yeah.

1385
01:11:43,200 –> 01:11:46,200
I mean, he would love that he
would love it.

1386
01:11:46,400 –> 01:11:50,800
Yeah, you know, it’s like with
being just it just a president

1387
01:11:50,800 –> 01:11:54,200
is really a shitty idea.
Because it’s like yeah, imagine

1388
01:11:54,200 –> 01:11:57,500
like if you were it’s like if
you had a boyfriend that was

1389
01:11:57,500 –> 01:12:00,000
like, okay, there’s a bunch of
different guys, but they all say

1390
01:12:00,000 –> 01:12:03,200
shared the same body, you know,
I never had to deal with like he

1391
01:12:03,200 –> 01:12:05,500
had two completely different
brain and personality, but he

1392
01:12:05,500 –> 01:12:08,600
looks just like the guy that you
know was like a little handsy or

1393
01:12:08,600 –> 01:12:11,700
you got in a big fight with sore
was it dick or lied and you just

1394
01:12:11,700 –> 01:12:14,400
had to always get over that, you
know, it’s like we’ve been doing

1395
01:12:14,400 –> 01:12:17,100
that for a couple hundred years
and we’ve been causing the bunch

1396
01:12:17,100 –> 01:12:18,800
of making a big shit show and
there we go.

1397
01:12:18,800 –> 01:12:20,200
No, it’s a different guy this
it’s fine.

1398
01:12:20,200 –> 01:12:22,100
It’s the yeah and it’s like oh
this is weird.

1399
01:12:22,200 –> 01:12:26,100
So did this is was so stupid.
There’s no way that that out.

1400
01:12:26,700 –> 01:12:29,700
We’re fucked.
Yeah, birtherism is next.

1401
01:12:29,700 –> 01:12:31,900
This is like the most
consequential ones.

1402
01:12:31,900 –> 01:12:34,500
We’re getting into the this is
the top five.

1403
01:12:34,500 –> 01:12:36,100
Now.
This is like kind of a lame one

1404
01:12:36,100 –> 01:12:38,200
been in a way.
It’s sort of the origin story

1405
01:12:38,200 –> 01:12:41,100
for half of these.
Yeah, you know birtherism

1406
01:12:41,100 –> 01:12:45,700
started kind of by Trump in 2012
know he was use a big part of it

1407
01:12:45,700 –> 01:12:49,700
when he was considering running
against Obama and he started

1408
01:12:49,700 –> 01:12:53,900
this rumor that Obama was not
born In the United States and

1409
01:12:53,900 –> 01:12:58,600
man that rumor still has some
fucking legs to this day even

1410
01:12:58,600 –> 01:13:00,700
back in 2007.
I remember it Obama.

1411
01:13:00,700 –> 01:13:04,400
We just started winning.
I remember walking to my Spanish

1412
01:13:04,400 –> 01:13:06,400
class and remember a guy like
talk with someone who’s talking

1413
01:13:06,400 –> 01:13:08,800
about Obama and you know, I was
there’s two thousand seven.

1414
01:13:08,800 –> 01:13:12,700
So I thought he was awesome.
And I said I he said he’s a

1415
01:13:12,700 –> 01:13:14,500
fucking muslim and I was like,
he’s not a Muslim.

1416
01:13:14,500 –> 01:13:16,600
It wouldn’t matter if he did but
I remember him being like he’s

1417
01:13:16,600 –> 01:13:18,700
fucking muslim.
He’s not from here, you know or

1418
01:13:18,700 –> 01:13:20,200
whatever.
He’s African music, you know, I

1419
01:13:20,200 –> 01:13:23,500
remember when I was in all this.
You very Chino words.

1420
01:13:23,500 –> 01:13:28,600
Let’s say and the what
birtherism reminds me of in

1421
01:13:28,600 –> 01:13:32,700
terms of Trumps candles is
Trump’s tax returns.

1422
01:13:33,000 –> 01:13:37,900
Sure Trump is like well, I’m one
thing and a lot of people are

1423
01:13:37,900 –> 01:13:41,600
like, no you’re not and there’s
one way we can prove it release

1424
01:13:41,600 –> 01:13:45,700
those tax returns Obama released
his birth certificate.

1425
01:13:45,800 –> 01:13:48,200
Yeah, and not just the short
form version.

1426
01:13:48,200 –> 01:13:50,500
He eventually I you did
eventually get the phone.

1427
01:13:50,500 –> 01:13:54,500
I had a t-shirt.
Shirt that had Obama’s long-form

1428
01:13:54,500 –> 01:13:58,900
birth certificate on it.
It’s funny that Obama the Obama

1429
01:13:59,000 –> 01:14:02,600
campaign.
So it out after he released it.

1430
01:14:02,700 –> 01:14:05,100
I’d buy a t-shirt with Trump’s
tax return on it.

1431
01:14:05,100 –> 01:14:08,000
Yeah, put it out.
I mean like release that tax

1432
01:14:08,000 –> 01:14:09,600
return.
Let me buy it on a t-shirt.

1433
01:14:09,600 –> 01:14:12,200
I’ll buy it if they do like a
collab with Supreme.

1434
01:14:12,500 –> 01:14:14,500
Oh hell.
Yeah, you know if they like, you

1435
01:14:14,500 –> 01:14:17,100
know, maybe get like a cool cool
artists involved, you know.

1436
01:14:17,100 –> 01:14:20,400
Yeah, I would definitely Trump
tax return X Supreme.

1437
01:14:20,400 –> 01:14:26,100
Yeah X Supreme SS 2020.
Yeah, I’d be in IV while the way

1438
01:14:26,100 –> 01:14:27,400
and I cop hell.
Yeah.

1439
01:14:28,300 –> 01:14:30,200
So that’s number five.
We’re getting we’re coming up to

1440
01:14:30,200 –> 01:14:33,300
the this is the the top five
here.

1441
01:14:33,300 –> 01:14:36,600
So you’re Arthur ism birtherism
is number five and I feel like

1442
01:14:36,600 –> 01:14:39,600
if it belongs at number five, I
think it fits man because it

1443
01:14:39,600 –> 01:14:42,400
really like that was sort of
kick the door open to all of

1444
01:14:42,400 –> 01:14:45,800
like that kind of restarted that
was sort of like one jingoism

1445
01:14:45,800 –> 01:14:46,900
was back.
Yeah.

1446
01:14:46,900 –> 01:14:49,900
I know that’s kind of like, oh
fuck we’re doing disco again.

1447
01:14:49,900 –> 01:14:52,000
Like it was sort of like got it
all huh.

1448
01:14:52,100 –> 01:14:55,000
Humming.
It was like a kind of an

1449
01:14:55,000 –> 01:14:57,900
acknowledgement that it’s okay
to start being a little more

1450
01:14:57,900 –> 01:15:01,300
racist and they’re just they’re
doing it on TV it Jiffy Lubes at

1451
01:15:01,308 –> 01:15:03,300
three o’clock in the afternoon
on Wednesday.

1452
01:15:03,300 –> 01:15:05,700
It was like just right out there
and everyone was like, oh, yeah.

1453
01:15:05,700 –> 01:15:08,100
Let’s just fucking this is this
is office conversation.

1454
01:15:08,100 –> 01:15:11,400
Let’s all just bring up this
incredibly fucking racist point,

1455
01:15:11,400 –> 01:15:14,000
you know it work around the
water cooler and if we would all

1456
01:15:14,000 –> 01:15:17,100
started getting this used to
this and it started off their

1457
01:15:17,100 –> 01:15:20,000
beef and like the whole White
House Correspondents Dinner that

1458
01:15:20,000 –> 01:15:21,700
whole Arc like it’s all in
there.

1459
01:15:22,400 –> 01:15:26,800
It really is the Genesis of a
lot of the problems were facing

1460
01:15:26,800 –> 01:15:29,000
today.
Yeah, so even though it didn’t

1461
01:15:29,000 –> 01:15:33,200
go anywhere and it’s obvious
bullshit super inconsequential

1462
01:15:33,200 –> 01:15:37,900
still pretty important number
for Russia gate.

1463
01:15:39,500 –> 01:15:42,100
Is this even a conspiracy theory
anymore?

1464
01:15:42,100 –> 01:15:45,900
Yeah, like there’s a 400-page
book about it which by the way

1465
01:15:46,000 –> 01:15:50,300
nothing bothers me more in 2019
than elect an elected official

1466
01:15:50,600 –> 01:15:53,700
saying I’ve Read the Mueller
report.

1467
01:15:53,700 –> 01:15:57,600
It’s a 400-page book available
at Barnes and Noble like you

1468
01:15:57,600 –> 01:16:00,800
don’t get credit for having read
one book this year.

1469
01:16:00,800 –> 01:16:03,200
Yeah, you should have read the
molar report that day.

1470
01:16:03,200 –> 01:16:06,500
It came out.
Yeah, certainly and like Russia

1471
01:16:06,500 –> 01:16:10,300
gate.
It’s the the idea that Russia

1472
01:16:10,300 –> 01:16:14,600
intervened in the 2016 election
at not the button necessarily

1473
01:16:14,600 –> 01:16:18,100
not the but Hast of Donald
Trump, but he didn’t discourage

1474
01:16:18,100 –> 01:16:21,700
it and he may be well you made
those look like when he’s like

1475
01:16:21,700 –> 01:16:24,500
on Age I fully believe most of
the time he’s just riffing like

1476
01:16:24,500 –> 01:16:26,900
I don’t think there’s a lot of
premeditated like we need you to

1477
01:16:26,900 –> 01:16:30,000
say to this to send a single
signal to Mossad or Putin or

1478
01:16:30,000 –> 01:16:32,900
whoever like I think he just
fucking it just pontificates

1479
01:16:32,900 –> 01:16:36,500
much in the same way I talk and
I think that gets away from him

1480
01:16:36,500 –> 01:16:39,000
and just throws shit like that
out there, you know, but yeah,

1481
01:16:39,000 –> 01:16:41,100
he was definitely like, you know
sympathetic to but he said all

1482
01:16:41,108 –> 01:16:43,300
he threw even back to the
campaign a lot of stuff.

1483
01:16:43,300 –> 01:16:46,500
Yeah, and that’s why I think
Trump is actually one of the

1484
01:16:46,508 –> 01:16:49,300
most transparent presidents
we’ve ever had I think so.

1485
01:16:49,300 –> 01:16:52,500
Yeah, you just have to watch his
rallies and wait for Him to go

1486
01:16:52,500 –> 01:16:54,500
off script he’s going to tell
you a lot of things.

1487
01:16:54,500 –> 01:16:57,400
He’s not supposed to tell you
and that’s why I don’t laugh

1488
01:16:57,400 –> 01:17:00,300
when he’s like, maybe I’ll ask
for two extra years when my

1489
01:17:00,300 –> 01:17:04,400
terms up because the Russian
investigation and it’s like no

1490
01:17:04,400 –> 01:17:05,900
you’re gonna do that will do
that.

1491
01:17:05,900 –> 01:17:07,700
Yeah, you’re absolutely going to
be exact.

1492
01:17:07,700 –> 01:17:10,100
He lost two years.
So we all owe him two years.

1493
01:17:10,200 –> 01:17:13,900
Yeah, you’re gonna Force us to
send the military and to get you

1494
01:17:13,900 –> 01:17:17,800
out of office and we won’t do it
and you’ll just be an office for

1495
01:17:17,800 –> 01:17:21,600
six years and then Evancho win
or Donald Trump jr.

1496
01:17:21,600 –> 01:17:27,800
A And we’re just fucked forever
and like the idea that I don’t

1497
01:17:27,800 –> 01:17:30,800
know from this Russia thing even
belongs on the list as a

1498
01:17:30,800 –> 01:17:33,100
conspiracy theory because we
know it happened.

1499
01:17:33,100 –> 01:17:36,900
Yeah, it’s just a matter of
whether anything is going to

1500
01:17:36,907 –> 01:17:41,100
come of it in the you know, it
seems like no it doesn’t.

1501
01:17:41,100 –> 01:17:45,000
Yeah, it seems like not a whole
lot except that’s why I still

1502
01:17:45,000 –> 01:17:48,800
have Spygate so high on the list
because I feel like well that

1503
01:17:48,800 –> 01:17:52,600
that inevitable conclusion could
be the other side the Brazil

1504
01:17:52,600 –> 01:17:54,800
analogy is or the that you’re
kind of theory.

1505
01:17:54,800 –> 01:17:58,700
There is very interesting and I
hope that’s not the next atom

1506
01:17:58,700 –> 01:18:01,300
Todd Brown called it but I think
it might be man Ivan.

1507
01:18:01,400 –> 01:18:05,700
The thing about that Brazil
Scandal is we tend to think of

1508
01:18:05,800 –> 01:18:09,800
Republicans and Democrats when
it comes to elected officials

1509
01:18:09,800 –> 01:18:13,700
and that’s how people thought
about it in Brazil also, but

1510
01:18:13,700 –> 01:18:17,400
what those people all are at the
end of the day is elites.

1511
01:18:17,600 –> 01:18:21,900
Yeah, and what Brazil was was
some Elites sacrifice.

1512
01:18:22,100 –> 01:18:26,000
Other Elites to save themselves.
Yeah, and we tend to think rich

1513
01:18:26,000 –> 01:18:29,700
people all band together, but I
don’t think that’s going to be

1514
01:18:29,700 –> 01:18:32,100
the case.
I think we will in the coming

1515
01:18:32,100 –> 01:18:35,300
year see rich people sacrificing
other rich people.

1516
01:18:35,300 –> 01:18:38,000
It’s starting to get a little it
feels a little more dire.

1517
01:18:38,000 –> 01:18:40,000
It’s yeah people are starting to
go.

1518
01:18:40,100 –> 01:18:42,900
We’re hungry.
Yeah, maybe were eating Kevin,

1519
01:18:42,900 –> 01:18:44,200
you know, yeah, you know what?
I mean?

1520
01:18:44,200 –> 01:18:46,300
It’s getting like it’s cold out.
We’re hungry.

1521
01:18:46,400 –> 01:18:48,200
He’s fattest.
He’s the fattest one.

1522
01:18:48,300 –> 01:18:51,700
Yeah, maybe were eaten Kevin as
is that I don’t know you never

1523
01:18:51,700 –> 01:18:54,800
know.
No, but yeah, it is fucking it

1524
01:18:54,800 –> 01:19:00,100
does feel like we are really
coming up on some kind of like

1525
01:19:00,100 –> 01:19:05,100
consolidation of power some sort
of big shift some sort of move

1526
01:19:05,100 –> 01:19:07,700
and I’m always kind of never the
guy to think like and then the

1527
01:19:07,800 –> 01:19:10,500
black helicopters role in I’m
like they’re going to do it

1528
01:19:10,500 –> 01:19:13,300
gradually shit’s going to cost a
little more you’re going to make

1529
01:19:13,300 –> 01:19:14,800
a little less.
It’ll be a little harder.

1530
01:19:14,800 –> 01:19:16,500
You’ll be a little more tired.
They’re going to put a couple

1531
01:19:16,500 –> 01:19:20,000
more pieces of copper in your
fucking drinking water, whatever

1532
01:19:20,300 –> 01:19:23,800
and it’s just going to slowly
Keep getting worse until there’s

1533
01:19:23,800 –> 01:19:25,300
really nothing we can do which
is right.

1534
01:19:25,300 –> 01:19:26,800
Now, I would say there’s really
nothing we can do we’re all

1535
01:19:26,800 –> 01:19:28,200
comfortable.
But I think we’ve pretty much

1536
01:19:28,200 –> 01:19:31,900
nothing we could do.
And yeah, I think it’s sort of

1537
01:19:31,900 –> 01:19:35,700
comes down to whoever is on the
winning team when it all really

1538
01:19:35,700 –> 01:19:39,600
coagulates and they really these
two kind of sort of against each

1539
01:19:39,600 –> 01:19:42,800
other groups or done fucking
each other over whoever wins

1540
01:19:42,800 –> 01:19:47,100
wanted all sort of becomes fully
formed into this like horrible,

1541
01:19:47,100 –> 01:19:49,700
you know, 1984 super-state.
It’s kind of like well, yeah.

1542
01:19:49,700 –> 01:19:52,600
Well, it’s sort of a well we get
the one where there Like oh,

1543
01:19:52,600 –> 01:19:54,900
yeah, we got to make sure we
have enough vegetables or it’s

1544
01:19:54,900 –> 01:19:57,200
like yeah, we got to be safe
like which which is the thing

1545
01:19:57,200 –> 01:19:58,600
they’re going to do to try to
appeal to us.

1546
01:19:58,600 –> 01:20:00,100
I don’t know.
Yeah, it feels like we’re

1547
01:20:00,100 –> 01:20:04,300
heading toward a world where
it’s going to be bad for a lot

1548
01:20:04,300 –> 01:20:09,000
of people but not everyone’s
going to have to hurt ya like

1549
01:20:09,000 –> 01:20:12,800
you can just watch it in silence
and not say anything.

1550
01:20:12,900 –> 01:20:16,700
Yeah, and you’ll be fine, but I
do feel like we’re heading for a

1551
01:20:16,700 –> 01:20:19,500
world where if you do say
something about the people who

1552
01:20:19,500 –> 01:20:21,300
are hurting you’re going to hurt
too.

1553
01:20:21,400 –> 01:20:23,700
Yeah.
And that’s that’s that’s fucking

1554
01:20:23,700 –> 01:20:25,200
it.
That’s a good that’s a good

1555
01:20:25,200 –> 01:20:27,400
thing to think about because I
think it will be like it’ll be

1556
01:20:27,400 –> 01:20:29,800
pretty much fine a lot of places
like there.

1557
01:20:30,000 –> 01:20:31,900
Well, there’ll also be starting
to be like, you know, huge

1558
01:20:31,900 –> 01:20:34,800
climate disasters and climate
refugees and I’ll just be like,

1559
01:20:34,900 –> 01:20:36,300
oh, yeah, we just don’t cover
that.

1560
01:20:36,300 –> 01:20:37,900
We don’t cover that Bella had
he’s got a new movie.

1561
01:20:37,900 –> 01:20:39,000
Why are you talking about?
It’s fucking great.

1562
01:20:39,000 –> 01:20:40,100
You should go see it.
You know.

1563
01:20:40,200 –> 01:20:43,600
Yeah, it’ll be like that.
That’s what like especially in

1564
01:20:43,600 –> 01:20:47,400
this day and age that’s what a
really Savvy dictator is going

1565
01:20:47,400 –> 01:20:50,500
to have to do.
Yeah is you’re going to have to

1566
01:20:50,500 –> 01:20:56,600
at least like like sometimes if
I do a longer set like if I’m

1567
01:20:56,900 –> 01:21:00,500
doing comedy if I have to do 35
40 minutes like those first 10

1568
01:21:00,500 –> 01:21:03,100
minutes, I’ll try to not do any
actual jokes.

1569
01:21:03,400 –> 01:21:06,400
I’ll try to like just see how
long I can go without doing Jose

1570
01:21:06,400 –> 01:21:08,900
because then I know I’m just
Coast on the jokes.

1571
01:21:09,200 –> 01:21:13,400
That’s what dictators do they
like they like throw stuff out

1572
01:21:13,400 –> 01:21:16,500
there and test it out and see
how it works and see how you

1573
01:21:16,500 –> 01:21:19,000
react and they go will it will
you write in the streets?

1574
01:21:19,000 –> 01:21:20,300
If I do this?
Yeah.

1575
01:21:20,300 –> 01:21:24,100
Okay, oops, oops, oops and You
don’t react the right way

1576
01:21:24,100 –> 01:21:27,500
eventually their material starts
in yeah fucked.

1577
01:21:27,600 –> 01:21:28,700
Yeah.
Yeah, and then they go.

1578
01:21:28,700 –> 01:21:30,800
All right.
Well the black bags.

1579
01:21:30,800 –> 01:21:33,400
Yeah here come the tanks.
They are in your streets.

1580
01:21:33,400 –> 01:21:36,600
Now enjoy that yeah, there’s
born Sons round them up.

1581
01:21:36,600 –> 01:21:41,400
Okay, and all of that software
that was tracking your data for

1582
01:21:41,400 –> 01:21:45,300
ads is Now tracking you for
patriotism dude.

1583
01:21:45,300 –> 01:21:48,400
I mean is that have we gotten
confirmation of other countries

1584
01:21:48,400 –> 01:21:51,600
doing that yet?
Well, we know China police’s

1585
01:21:51,600 –> 01:21:54,600
Theory Another that we know they
police it but is it like have we

1586
01:21:54,600 –> 01:21:57,200
as it has there been anything or
any sort of leak or that’s gone

1587
01:21:57,200 –> 01:22:00,400
like oh, yeah, we heard him say
this and then that’s when I told

1588
01:22:00,400 –> 01:22:03,000
them and they went and did that
like his as anything sort of

1589
01:22:03,000 –> 01:22:05,700
come out that concrete about it
yet.

1590
01:22:05,700 –> 01:22:09,900
Not yet.
But it’s I’m not saying it’s not

1591
01:22:09,900 –> 01:22:11,200
happening.
Of course, it’s happening and

1592
01:22:11,200 –> 01:22:14,900
it’s going to but in the thing
is even when it starts

1593
01:22:14,900 –> 01:22:16,700
happening.
It’s a thing the government can

1594
01:22:16,700 –> 01:22:18,800
still lie about we have the lie
about it.

1595
01:22:18,800 –> 01:22:20,500
They’ll bury the story.
They’ll be like, oh, well

1596
01:22:20,500 –> 01:22:24,500
someone told us he said Swen
really the same software that’s

1597
01:22:24,500 –> 01:22:29,000
targeting you with Cole’s ads
also is sending us information

1598
01:22:29,000 –> 01:22:33,600
on your lack of patriotism.
Yeah, and we’re just pretending

1599
01:22:33,600 –> 01:22:36,600
someone told us Good Times.
Let’s talk about something more

1600
01:22:36,600 –> 01:22:47,100
upbeat number 3 Sandy Hook man
still one of the silliest

1601
01:22:47,100 –> 01:22:49,600
conspiracies to me.
Yeah.

1602
01:22:49,800 –> 01:22:53,400
I’ll tell you what this reminds
me of Of you know what America

1603
01:22:53,400 –> 01:22:56,700
needs to be convinced that
everyone in Sandy Hook was a

1604
01:22:56,700 –> 01:22:59,600
crisis actor.
Well, it’s that Nancy Grace.

1605
01:23:00,000 –> 01:23:03,600
Oh shit there.
He says he much evidence that

1606
01:23:03,600 –> 01:23:08,000
Scott Peterson murdered Laci
Peterson as there is that Sandy

1607
01:23:08,000 –> 01:23:11,900
Hook was a false flag operation.
But what Sandy Hook doesn’t have

1608
01:23:11,900 –> 01:23:15,000
is Nancy Grace on TV every night
going.

1609
01:23:15,000 –> 01:23:17,800
Why aren’t those parents more
upset?

1610
01:23:17,800 –> 01:23:19,600
Yeah.
Yeah like yeah.

1611
01:23:19,700 –> 01:23:23,100
It’s all circumstantial evidence
that makes Sense know it’s all

1612
01:23:23,100 –> 01:23:25,500
very weird when you watch him
get like try to get you and

1613
01:23:25,500 –> 01:23:28,600
they’re like but wait and I’m
like, wait, what are you doing

1614
01:23:28,600 –> 01:23:31,100
talking about?
What why isn’t that corner mower

1615
01:23:31,100 –> 01:23:32,900
emotional?
He’s probably in shock.

1616
01:23:32,900 –> 01:23:34,500
Yeah.
He’s probably pretty fucking

1617
01:23:34,500 –> 01:23:37,700
upsetting the final worst thing
of his entire fucking

1618
01:23:37,700 –> 01:23:39,900
Connecticut lifelike.
Yeah, one of the worst things

1619
01:23:39,900 –> 01:23:42,200
you can like you could really
see with your eyes as he just

1620
01:23:42,200 –> 01:23:44,900
saw, you know, like and it
happened like four hours ago and

1621
01:23:44,900 –> 01:23:48,600
he’s got to go talk to 500
people about it and a lot of

1622
01:23:48,600 –> 01:23:51,800
them are like their parents and
shit, you know, I do encourage.

1623
01:23:51,900 –> 01:23:54,800
Courage like I’m not joking
bringing up Scott Peterson.

1624
01:23:54,800 –> 01:23:57,900
There’s an A and E documentary
about the Scott Peterson trial

1625
01:23:58,000 –> 01:24:01,100
hmm go watch it and tell me if
there’s any more evidence that

1626
01:24:01,100 –> 01:24:06,000
he killed her then Sandy Hook
being a false flag interesting

1627
01:24:06,000 –> 01:24:09,400
like there is I don’t know that
much about case that remember it

1628
01:24:09,400 –> 01:24:11,600
a little but there’s no physical
evidence.

1629
01:24:11,600 –> 01:24:13,800
He got convicted because he went
fishing the day.

1630
01:24:13,800 –> 01:24:16,700
She went missing.
Yeah, but there are also several

1631
01:24:16,700 –> 01:24:20,100
witnesses who are like I saw her
walking the dog after he left

1632
01:24:20,200 –> 01:24:21,600
and if they’re right, he didn’t
do it.

1633
01:24:21,600 –> 01:24:23,400
Yeah.
There’s absolutely not and

1634
01:24:23,400 –> 01:24:25,900
there’s like six to eight
Witnesses who were all like,

1635
01:24:25,900 –> 01:24:28,200
yep.
I saw her walking the dog that

1636
01:24:28,500 –> 01:24:30,400
dog.
Yeah, so if they’re right he

1637
01:24:30,400 –> 01:24:32,800
didn’t do it and he probably
didn’t do it.

1638
01:24:32,800 –> 01:24:37,300
But the biggest piece of
evidence against him was Nancy

1639
01:24:37,300 –> 01:24:40,700
Grace going on TV every night
being like, why isn’t he more

1640
01:24:40,700 –> 01:24:42,200
sad?
Yeah.

1641
01:24:42,300 –> 01:24:45,100
Well you like people react to
things different you don’t you

1642
01:24:45,100 –> 01:24:47,700
have no idea how you’d react and
like he’s like, I think he also

1643
01:24:47,700 –> 01:24:50,400
cleaned his RV and I think I was
part of it.

1644
01:24:50,400 –> 01:24:54,500
Well, one of the things is Is
there’s this allegation that he

1645
01:24:54,500 –> 01:24:58,000
was caught near the border of
Mexico in Disguise?

1646
01:24:58,700 –> 01:25:03,100
And what actually happened is
there was so much media scrutiny

1647
01:25:03,100 –> 01:25:05,700
on him.
He did change his appearance and

1648
01:25:05,700 –> 01:25:09,700
go stay in San Diego, but
there’s also pictures of him in

1649
01:25:09,700 –> 01:25:13,000
San Diego in that disguise still
talking to police.

1650
01:25:13,000 –> 01:25:15,300
Sure.
Yeah, like they knew it was for

1651
01:25:15,300 –> 01:25:18,200
his like Comfort it was so he
could get away from the media.

1652
01:25:18,200 –> 01:25:19,900
He wasn’t trying to hide from
the police.

1653
01:25:19,900 –> 01:25:21,800
But Nancy Grace taxi Grace a
living.

1654
01:25:22,000 –> 01:25:25,800
Yeah, spun it like oh well now
he’s changed his identity and

1655
01:25:25,800 –> 01:25:30,300
he’s fleeing to Mexico in like
I’m telling you you get a Sandy

1656
01:25:30,300 –> 01:25:34,600
Hook you get Nancy Grace on the
case of Sandy Hook parents and a

1657
01:25:34,608 –> 01:25:38,300
lot of fucking Americans would
think the same crazy shit about

1658
01:25:38,300 –> 01:25:41,300
Sandy Hook parents.
Yeah, and I my fucking I had a

1659
01:25:41,300 –> 01:25:43,900
tour guide in Ireland who was
like, you know, when Obama did

1660
01:25:43,900 –> 01:25:46,500
Sandy Hook so we could take your
guns away and I was like, okay

1661
01:25:46,500 –> 01:25:49,000
still have our guns.
We didn’t even work.

1662
01:25:49,100 –> 01:25:51,500
You know what I mean?
Like it did even sort of work

1663
01:25:51,500 –> 01:25:53,400
know.
No, we still have all of those

1664
01:25:53,400 –> 01:25:56,700
nouns if Obama did do Sandy Hook
to take our guns and it didn’t

1665
01:25:56,700 –> 01:25:59,100
work that is one of the funniest
outcomes.

1666
01:25:59,300 –> 01:26:00,800
You know what I mean?
Like yeah.

1667
01:26:01,000 –> 01:26:03,900
Yeah way to blow it.
That is a pretty if that’s how

1668
01:26:03,900 –> 01:26:06,800
it went down.
I mean kind of I mean whore of

1669
01:26:06,800 –> 01:26:09,500
the worst thing you could think
of but kind of funny just

1670
01:26:09,500 –> 01:26:12,300
cosmically yeah.
Should we get in the last two?

1671
01:26:12,300 –> 01:26:15,000
Yeah, silver medalist silver
Metal finish.

1672
01:26:15,100 –> 01:26:17,100
I struggled with this.
I was tough.

1673
01:26:17,100 –> 01:26:19,100
I kind of wanted to make this
number one.

1674
01:26:19,100 –> 01:26:21,800
I’m trying to think what number
one is if this is number two.

1675
01:26:22,300 –> 01:26:26,000
Well number two is the death of
Jeffrey Epstein.

1676
01:26:26,100 –> 01:26:29,300
Yep, which you have and this one
here.

1677
01:26:29,300 –> 01:26:31,600
This is like I think the thing
about this one.

1678
01:26:31,600 –> 01:26:34,700
That’s so important.
Like it’s like this is this is

1679
01:26:34,700 –> 01:26:36,200
weird.
It’s tied to all this other

1680
01:26:36,200 –> 01:26:41,200
shit, but it got like three
weeks in like the fucking major

1681
01:26:41,200 –> 01:26:43,600
mainstream news cycle where you
kind of couldn’t get away from

1682
01:26:43,600 –> 01:26:45,900
it.
Everyone got kind of enough info

1683
01:26:45,900 –> 01:26:49,300
just it was so obvious and so
botched and so fucked up.

1684
01:26:49,300 –> 01:26:50,700
Everyone was just sort of like,
oh, yeah.

1685
01:26:50,700 –> 01:26:53,200
He didn’t kill him like Nobody
thinks he fucking killed

1686
01:26:53,200 –> 01:26:56,300
himself, you know almost nobody
thinks he fucking killed

1687
01:26:56,300 –> 01:26:59,200
himself.
So it’s like the fact that oh

1688
01:26:59,200 –> 01:27:03,600
now conspiracy dudes and people
think about shit like this had

1689
01:27:03,600 –> 01:27:06,400
now that you have that one you
can kind of start there with

1690
01:27:06,400 –> 01:27:09,600
this a lot of places.
I think that’s somewhat valuable

1691
01:27:09,800 –> 01:27:13,800
and hopefully it, you know will
inspire some kind of conspiracy

1692
01:27:13,800 –> 01:27:17,600
investigative journalism truth
Renaissance and I think it is in

1693
01:27:17,600 –> 01:27:20,600
a way it’s done a bit of that
and I think that’s encouraging

1694
01:27:20,600 –> 01:27:23,200
and people are getting All
players are talking about an

1695
01:27:23,200 –> 01:27:23,800
inch.
It’s out there.

1696
01:27:23,800 –> 01:27:26,600
It’s in the world.
Yeah, I just it’s very very

1697
01:27:26,600 –> 01:27:29,200
substantial just because of how
much shit is like roped up in

1698
01:27:29,200 –> 01:27:31,100
it.
And it’s the worst thing you can

1699
01:27:31,100 –> 01:27:33,800
even think of and they were
doing it forever and all these

1700
01:27:33,800 –> 01:27:36,200
important people are all tied up
and they’re all fucking tripping

1701
01:27:36,200 –> 01:27:38,900
over there big shitty tongues
trying to explain themselves.

1702
01:27:39,000 –> 01:27:41,100
Yeah.
It’s it’s pretty awesome.

1703
01:27:41,100 –> 01:27:45,400
It’s what I feel like we can’t
let it go like it’s bigger than

1704
01:27:45,400 –> 01:27:49,200
just Jeffrey Epstein trafficking
teens.

1705
01:27:49,300 –> 01:27:53,400
Yeah in a way more than really
lot more and in that and that’s

1706
01:27:53,400 –> 01:27:57,200
like obviously that’s fucking
horrifying but that’s horrifying

1707
01:27:57,500 –> 01:28:01,400
it goes deeper somehow in one of
the things I make the same point

1708
01:28:01,400 –> 01:28:06,300
on on pops this week.
It doesn’t have to be one thing

1709
01:28:06,400 –> 01:28:10,000
like it can be a thing where
yes, some of those dudes who are

1710
01:28:10,000 –> 01:28:13,400
at Jeffrey Epstein sex Island
where there because they knew

1711
01:28:13,400 –> 01:28:14,900
there were going to be underage
girls.

1712
01:28:14,900 –> 01:28:17,100
They could have sex with and
they wanted to have sex with

1713
01:28:17,100 –> 01:28:18,200
underage girls.
Yeah.

1714
01:28:18,200 –> 01:28:20,200
Sure.
Yeah, but there’s also going to

1715
01:28:20,200 –> 01:28:23,900
be probably some Those dudes who
are drugged and blackmailed.

1716
01:28:23,900 –> 01:28:25,700
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like Jeffrey Epstein

1717
01:28:25,700 –> 01:28:31,300
wasn’t just trafficking teens
know and admitting that and

1718
01:28:31,300 –> 01:28:34,100
acknowledging that and looking
in that into that further

1719
01:28:34,100 –> 01:28:38,300
doesn’t absolve the dudes
involved of their guilt.

1720
01:28:38,300 –> 01:28:40,900
Like it can be both of those
things.

1721
01:28:40,900 –> 01:28:44,500
And one of the things that makes
me think that even more is that

1722
01:28:44,500 –> 01:28:47,700
crazy-ass prince Andrew
interview that just came out.

1723
01:28:47,700 –> 01:28:48,900
Yeah.
That was fucking nuts.

1724
01:28:48,900 –> 01:28:51,500
We’re all of his defenses sound
weird.

1725
01:28:51,600 –> 01:28:52,500
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

1726
01:28:52,508 –> 01:28:56,300
Yeah, and also why did he have
to bring up a pizza place?

1727
01:28:56,500 –> 01:28:59,900
It’s like no your internet.
No deems do it’s like it’s like

1728
01:28:59,900 –> 01:29:02,500
how I totally like I say every
company’s to have his shit like

1729
01:29:02,500 –> 01:29:04,800
a shitty fifteen-year-old on
staff to go like yeah, so I

1730
01:29:04,808 –> 01:29:07,900
would make a meme of your dumb
slogan, you know that they need

1731
01:29:07,900 –> 01:29:11,500
he needed one of those.
Yeah, but the the detail that

1732
01:29:11,500 –> 01:29:17,000
really stands out to me is one.
I do think the picture of him

1733
01:29:17,000 –> 01:29:19,500
and the girl he’s accused of
sleeping with I think the

1734
01:29:19,500 –> 01:29:21,700
picture of them together does
look fake.

1735
01:29:21,900 –> 01:29:28,300
Yeah, but that’s that’s just my
opinion but the his excuse that

1736
01:29:28,300 –> 01:29:31,300
one he had no recollection of
sleeping with her.

1737
01:29:31,300 –> 01:29:36,400
Hmm and to his ex his excuse
that people really seized on he

1738
01:29:36,400 –> 01:29:39,100
was like why I had a condition
at the time that made it so I

1739
01:29:39,108 –> 01:29:43,500
didn’t sweat and she’s so weird.
She said I was really sweaty.

1740
01:29:43,600 –> 01:29:46,500
So how could that have been me?
I’ll tell you how it could have

1741
01:29:46,500 –> 01:29:51,200
been him if he was drugged if
you weren’t if you had a

1742
01:29:51,208 –> 01:29:53,500
condition.
That made it so you didn’t sweat

1743
01:29:53,600 –> 01:29:56,800
the one thing that’s going to
make you sweat as drug is if

1744
01:29:56,800 –> 01:29:59,900
you’re drugged, I thought that
that just sounded like the

1745
01:29:59,900 –> 01:30:03,900
weirdest baddest excuse what I
you know what I think he’s

1746
01:30:03,900 –> 01:30:07,000
setting up for years.
I want to get it out of the way

1747
01:30:07,000 –> 01:30:09,100
right away.
I think prince Andrew fuck that

1748
01:30:09,100 –> 01:30:09,900
girl.
Sure.

1749
01:30:09,900 –> 01:30:13,300
Yeah, I think 100% I think he
had sex with a 17 year old me

1750
01:30:13,300 –> 01:30:16,200
too.
But I think at some point if

1751
01:30:16,200 –> 01:30:19,700
you’re powerful enough and he’s
powerful enough if Jeffrey

1752
01:30:19,700 –> 01:30:23,000
Epstein comes to you and says I
have Video of you having sex

1753
01:30:23,000 –> 01:30:25,600
with the 17 year old in a few
don’t do what I say.

1754
01:30:25,600 –> 01:30:28,000
I’m going to put it out.
If you’re as powerful as prince

1755
01:30:28,000 –> 01:30:30,100
Andrew, you could be like put it
out.

1756
01:30:30,200 –> 01:30:32,300
You know what I mean?
Put it out and then it kill you

1757
01:30:32,300 –> 01:30:35,600
kind of could call the bluff.
Yeah, put it out explain why you

1758
01:30:35,600 –> 01:30:37,600
had a 17 year old girl to get
ready?

1759
01:30:37,600 –> 01:30:39,300
Yeah, how’d you explain how you
got her there?

1760
01:30:39,300 –> 01:30:41,600
Why’d you film it?
Why are you blackmailing me to

1761
01:30:41,600 –> 01:30:44,700
what ends for who?
Yeah, put all that shit out do

1762
01:30:44,700 –> 01:30:48,200
it and you can’t know then
Jeffrey Epstein’s gonna have to

1763
01:30:48,200 –> 01:30:50,300
go.
Okay the CIA maybe do this.

1764
01:30:50,300 –> 01:30:51,700
I’m sorry.
Yeah.

1765
01:30:51,800 –> 01:30:53,700
Mossad maybe dude, whoever man
do it, you know.

1766
01:30:53,700 –> 01:30:55,000
Yeah.
So then you put out this

1767
01:30:55,000 –> 01:30:58,900
bullshit faked picture and go
see ya and his people are like

1768
01:30:59,100 –> 01:31:01,800
still not conclusive.
We don’t have any memory of it.

1769
01:31:01,900 –> 01:31:06,000
Maybe you prove that we did it.
I really show us that tape.

1770
01:31:06,100 –> 01:31:09,900
I’m so fascinated where and if
how many of these tapes still

1771
01:31:09,900 –> 01:31:13,600
exist who has them.
There’s a few poison pill like

1772
01:31:13,600 –> 01:31:15,800
there’s like that, you know,
when you’ve honestly see the

1773
01:31:15,800 –> 01:31:18,400
good shit is when journalists
get murdered and they have

1774
01:31:18,400 –> 01:31:20,500
poison pill videos that are set
to like they give them to a

1775
01:31:20,508 –> 01:31:21,700
friend and they say put this
out.

1776
01:31:21,900 –> 01:31:23,800
If I get fucking got like
there’s one with these little

1777
01:31:23,800 –> 01:31:26,500
Asian girls filling up a
fountain in these weird outfits

1778
01:31:26,900 –> 01:31:30,400
and you go.
Oh God, that’s this is like

1779
01:31:30,400 –> 01:31:32,800
ritualistic.
It’s very eyes wide shut it’s

1780
01:31:32,800 –> 01:31:35,900
fucking weird.
And yeah, I mean, there’s like a

1781
01:31:35,907 –> 01:31:37,500
couple of those that are pretty
fucked.

1782
01:31:37,800 –> 01:31:41,500
Yeah there they it came out
right after he died that they

1783
01:31:41,500 –> 01:31:43,900
found a bunch of tapes in a
safe.

1784
01:31:43,900 –> 01:31:47,300
Oh and it was like blank plus
name, you know name plus name

1785
01:31:47,300 –> 01:31:51,000
date, you know and it’s just
like okay a bill and you know,

1786
01:31:51,800 –> 01:31:54,000
Table number for her whatever,
you know.

1787
01:31:54,200 –> 01:31:55,900
Yeah.
I’ve I don’t know.

1788
01:31:55,900 –> 01:32:01,700
I I feel like prince Andrew was
blackmailed and I think you

1789
01:32:01,700 –> 01:32:04,200
might think didn’t care played
Hardball about it.

1790
01:32:04,200 –> 01:32:08,000
Yeah, because you like because
your instinct is gonna be to

1791
01:32:08,000 –> 01:32:10,800
panic in her do whatever he
wants but anything like what is

1792
01:32:10,800 –> 01:32:14,300
what is he really gonna so many
people have to do business with

1793
01:32:14,300 –> 01:32:18,400
them that it’s so awkward.
It’s like if I just we just got

1794
01:32:18,400 –> 01:32:20,700
a got a will push it will sweep
another will cover it up.

1795
01:32:20,700 –> 01:32:21,700
It’s too much of a pain in the
ass.

1796
01:32:21,800 –> 01:32:24,600
This to be true and it would
ruin Jeffrey Epstein.

1797
01:32:24,700 –> 01:32:26,200
Yeah to put that out.
Yeah.

1798
01:32:26,200 –> 01:32:27,600
It wasn’t No One’s Gonna fuck
with Jeffrey.

1799
01:32:27,600 –> 01:32:30,300
Absolutely and then he’d have
his back catalog of blackmail,

1800
01:32:30,300 –> 01:32:32,500
but it wouldn’t be able to you
know work on any new hits and

1801
01:32:32,508 –> 01:32:34,000
that’s what that’s what kept Him
motivated.

1802
01:32:34,000 –> 01:32:36,500
That’s what was would really
make him happy was finding new

1803
01:32:36,500 –> 01:32:39,900
people to exploit and that was
really the what lit a fire in

1804
01:32:39,907 –> 01:32:43,000
him every morning and it really
did inspired him to be creative.

1805
01:32:43,000 –> 01:32:46,300
So I don’t not the Jeff after
seeing that I know not my Jeff

1806
01:32:46,700 –> 01:32:50,200
wouldn’t do that.
So the death of Jeffrey Epstein

1807
01:32:50,600 –> 01:32:54,100
that probably until like a week
ago would have been number one

1808
01:32:54,100 –> 01:32:57,100
on my list.
Oh wow, but what’s number one

1809
01:32:57,100 –> 01:33:00,200
the Connor mcspadden Adam Todd
Brown podcast beef exactly.

1810
01:33:00,500 –> 01:33:04,800
Number one the return of the
Flat Earth theory.

1811
01:33:05,300 –> 01:33:11,200
I am convinced now that Flat
Earth is the most Insidious

1812
01:33:11,200 –> 01:33:15,100
conspiracy theory out there
right now interesting because

1813
01:33:15,100 –> 01:33:18,500
once you but like there’s a
documentary man, Olivia haydar

1814
01:33:18,500 –> 01:33:21,700
just did in episode where we
reviewed this.

1815
01:33:21,800 –> 01:33:25,800
It’s on Netflix right now called
behind the behind the curve and

1816
01:33:25,800 –> 01:33:28,700
it’s a profile of flat-earthers.
Sure.

1817
01:33:28,700 –> 01:33:31,600
Okay, that sounds interesting.
And the thing about Flat Earth

1818
01:33:32,100 –> 01:33:35,500
conspiracy Believers.
Is there not conspiracy

1819
01:33:35,500 –> 01:33:37,000
theorist?
That’s a cult.

1820
01:33:37,300 –> 01:33:41,500
So interesting by the time you
believed because the Crux of the

1821
01:33:41,500 –> 01:33:44,700
Flat Earth conspiracy.
It’s not that the Earth is flat.

1822
01:33:44,700 –> 01:33:48,400
It’s that all of history and
science is a lie.

1823
01:33:48,500 –> 01:33:53,300
Yeah, so there’s literally
nothing you An say to undo what

1824
01:33:53,300 –> 01:33:55,600
they believe they don’t think
any they don’t believe in truths

1825
01:33:55,600 –> 01:33:59,100
or groans activity anything
think the space is fake isn’t

1826
01:33:59,100 –> 01:34:02,300
that a new one right base is
famous for in The Matrix or

1827
01:34:02,300 –> 01:34:05,200
something, right?
They think are nuclear attacks

1828
01:34:05,200 –> 01:34:08,900
on Japan were fake.
Okay, they think pretty much all

1829
01:34:08,900 –> 01:34:13,800
of human technology and
advancement was faked to hide

1830
01:34:13,800 –> 01:34:16,400
the fact that the Earth is flat
and when you ask them why

1831
01:34:16,400 –> 01:34:18,800
they’re like, I don’t know to
hide the fact that the Earth is

1832
01:34:18,800 –> 01:34:21,600
flat and it’s like so you don’t
even have a point for your

1833
01:34:21,800 –> 01:34:26,000
Conspiracies know like the and
it was him to he did his get

1834
01:34:26,000 –> 01:34:27,900
them.
It’s just because there’s none

1835
01:34:27,900 –> 01:34:30,400
of that and there’s no villain
what so how’s the audience or

1836
01:34:30,407 –> 01:34:35,000
even though villain in it?
What it does is it undermines

1837
01:34:35,000 –> 01:34:37,300
again?
When I was talking about Nazis

1838
01:34:37,300 –> 01:34:40,700
rounding up intellectuals and
academics and scientists and

1839
01:34:40,700 –> 01:34:41,700
things.
Mmm.

1840
01:34:42,400 –> 01:34:47,200
It kind of encourages that like,
it just encourages a general

1841
01:34:47,200 –> 01:34:51,600
mistrust of intellectuals, you
know and scientists.

1842
01:34:51,700 –> 01:34:55,200
It’s and scientific Advance.
Well, it’s interesting.

1843
01:34:55,200 –> 01:34:59,600
It’s so you think that it’s kind
of being pushed in sort of like

1844
01:34:59,600 –> 01:35:02,100
with to an idiocracy kind of
end.

1845
01:35:02,100 –> 01:35:04,000
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it is sort like again one

1846
01:35:04,000 –> 01:35:06,000
of these things that I and I
bring it up on the town the show

1847
01:35:06,000 –> 01:35:09,100
all the time, but that that’ll
deck definition of fucking

1848
01:35:09,600 –> 01:35:12,900
propaganda that which seeks to
exhaust critical thinking and

1849
01:35:12,900 –> 01:35:15,700
annihilate the truth, you know,
and it’s like is this part of

1850
01:35:15,708 –> 01:35:17,900
that is that part of the
propaganda campaign, you know,

1851
01:35:18,100 –> 01:35:21,300
and it’s it’s this thing.
It’s all fucking stupid.

1852
01:35:21,300 –> 01:35:25,100
It’s That kind of thing where
will laugh at it and treat it

1853
01:35:25,100 –> 01:35:28,800
like a fringe thing right up
until the moment we wake up and

1854
01:35:28,800 –> 01:35:30,300
it’s our government and it’s our
neighbor.

1855
01:35:30,300 –> 01:35:32,500
Yeah, like that’s good fight.
We already did that.

1856
01:35:32,500 –> 01:35:34,300
That’s the only yes, I remember.
Yes.

1857
01:35:34,300 –> 01:35:35,800
It’s already our neighbor.
Yeah.

1858
01:35:35,800 –> 01:35:38,500
Yeah like it’s true.
Yeah like and we got these

1859
01:35:38,500 –> 01:35:40,700
people on podcasting everyone
just laughs at like, oh Eddie

1860
01:35:40,700 –> 01:35:42,100
Bravo so funny like I don’t
know.

1861
01:35:42,100 –> 01:35:44,100
It seems like a kind of a
destructive thing.

1862
01:35:44,100 –> 01:35:46,300
Yeah.
It’s a very destructive thing

1863
01:35:46,300 –> 01:35:49,300
and there’s already like Fifty
to a hundred thousand

1864
01:35:49,300 –> 01:35:51,500
flat-earthers in the United
States of the lat.

1865
01:35:51,700 –> 01:35:54,000
Fucking people.
That’s all that’s like more

1866
01:35:54,000 –> 01:35:57,500
listeners than either of us have
no like that’s a little scared

1867
01:35:57,500 –> 01:36:01,000
and when you dig into that
theory it’s not again.

1868
01:36:01,000 –> 01:36:04,900
It’s not just flat Earth.
But as you peel away the layers

1869
01:36:05,800 –> 01:36:07,400
you realize what they’re pushing
for.

1870
01:36:07,400 –> 01:36:11,900
Is this really fundamentalist
version of believing in the

1871
01:36:11,900 –> 01:36:16,400
Bible where interesting Bible as
it’s written is how we should be

1872
01:36:16,400 –> 01:36:18,700
living.
So if your neighbors working on

1873
01:36:18,700 –> 01:36:23,600
Sunday, you fucking murderer him
because Bible says so so is that

1874
01:36:23,600 –> 01:36:27,000
like when you go duck so that’s
like level 3 of like the

1875
01:36:27,000 –> 01:36:31,500
official flattered if.com kind
of yeah, the the endgame of Flat

1876
01:36:31,500 –> 01:36:34,800
Earth theory is a very
fundamentalist version of

1877
01:36:34,800 –> 01:36:37,900
Christianity and that’s so
fucking and it’s okay.

1878
01:36:37,900 –> 01:36:41,100
That’s why it feels like one of
those things to me that is and

1879
01:36:41,100 –> 01:36:44,900
funny until you wake up in some
handmaid’s tale version of

1880
01:36:44,900 –> 01:36:48,800
America where they have stormed
Congress well that we have a

1881
01:36:48,800 –> 01:36:51,100
flat Earth government.
That sounds like them trying to

1882
01:36:51,100 –> 01:36:53,000
fuck him.
And put the genie back in the

1883
01:36:53,000 –> 01:36:55,300
Box because it’s like with
there’s all this technology.

1884
01:36:55,300 –> 01:36:56,500
There’s Hulu.
There’s everything.

1885
01:36:56,500 –> 01:37:00,200
It’s like how the fuck do we get
people like, how do we unread

1886
01:37:00,200 –> 01:37:03,600
alkalize them to all of this
exciting great shit and fucking

1887
01:37:03,600 –> 01:37:07,000
corn syrup and fructose and like
how do we get them to be like

1888
01:37:07,200 –> 01:37:09,200
pure you know live a Biblical
life.

1889
01:37:09,200 –> 01:37:10,700
It’s like, well, you gotta
convince them that everything’s

1890
01:37:10,700 –> 01:37:13,000
a lie and people have been
fucking with them and trying to

1891
01:37:13,008 –> 01:37:15,000
make them look stupid for
hundreds of years and they’ve

1892
01:37:15,000 –> 01:37:17,200
been falling for it.
It’s an it’s an interesting way

1893
01:37:17,208 –> 01:37:19,200
to go make sense.
Well, I think like one of the

1894
01:37:19,200 –> 01:37:21,200
only ways you could maybe even
conceivably do anything like

1895
01:37:21,200 –> 01:37:24,800
that.
It feels like the same way in my

1896
01:37:24,800 –> 01:37:26,900
opinion.
I feel like the US government

1897
01:37:26,900 –> 01:37:29,500
decided to take on conspiracy
theories.

1898
01:37:29,500 –> 01:37:33,200
Like when the internet became a
thing they knew all this

1899
01:37:33,200 –> 01:37:35,300
information was going to get out
there.

1900
01:37:35,300 –> 01:37:39,000
So do we individually fight each
thing that comes out or do we

1901
01:37:39,000 –> 01:37:42,000
just discredit the idea of
conspiracy theories as a whole

1902
01:37:42,000 –> 01:37:43,500
ticket?
Take a turn in the punch bowl.

1903
01:37:43,600 –> 01:37:45,000
Yeah.
So we’re if you believe a

1904
01:37:45,008 –> 01:37:48,800
conspiracy theory or just crazy.
Yeah and flatter do we or do we

1905
01:37:48,800 –> 01:37:51,500
pay a couple of special ops
agents to go make a few?

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01:37:51,700 –> 01:37:55,400
Cities page with a lot of bad
Gifts of under construction with

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01:37:55,400 –> 01:37:59,500
two guys sawing a loading symbol
in half, you know, and yeah the

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01:37:59,500 –> 01:38:02,600
Flat Earth feels like The
Logical extension of that to

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01:38:02,600 –> 01:38:03,200
wear.
Okay.

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01:38:03,200 –> 01:38:06,600
Well now we’ve convinced the
internet that anything they hear

1911
01:38:06,600 –> 01:38:10,800
contrary to the accepted version
of events.

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01:38:11,200 –> 01:38:12,800
They’ll write that off as fake.
Now.

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01:38:12,800 –> 01:38:16,300
How do we get the public as a
whole to just write off

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01:38:16,400 –> 01:38:18,300
anything?
We say isn’t true.

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01:38:18,400 –> 01:38:23,100
Yeah and Flat Earth it like On
you if you got a flat earther in

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01:38:23,100 –> 01:38:26,600
your life, you need to have a
cult deprogrammer kidnap that

1917
01:38:26,600 –> 01:38:29,400
motherfucker and lock them in a
motel room for three days.

1918
01:38:30,200 –> 01:38:32,500
Yeah, man.
I mean I didn’t realize that I

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01:38:32,508 –> 01:38:35,100
thought that I thought this was
like a troll thing.

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01:38:35,100 –> 01:38:39,300
I thought it was sort of like a
kind of a post-ironic like

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01:38:39,400 –> 01:38:42,900
lifestyle movement, you know,
one of the scariest things and

1922
01:38:42,900 –> 01:38:45,000
that I was like being a height
beasts or something like that

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01:38:45,500 –> 01:38:49,200
one of the scariest things in
that documentary at one point

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01:38:49,200 –> 01:38:54,500
these two flat Earth dudes by a
$80,000 laser gyroscope.

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01:38:54,500 –> 01:38:58,500
Okay, and they’re like, all
right, if the Earth is actually

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01:38:58,500 –> 01:39:02,800
round when we set this gyroscope
up every hour there’s going to

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01:39:02,808 –> 01:39:07,800
be like a 15-degree sway as the
Earth moves and we feel like

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01:39:07,800 –> 01:39:10,700
it’s not going to do that and
that will prove the Earth is

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01:39:10,700 –> 01:39:12,500
flat and they set the fucking
thing up.

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01:39:12,500 –> 01:39:15,800
And there’s the 15 degree Sway
and they’re like, oh we just

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01:39:15,800 –> 01:39:19,500
need to Shield it and led that’s
the heaven rays that are

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01:39:19,500 –> 01:39:23,300
impacting with a that way.
So then they Shield it in lead

1933
01:39:23,500 –> 01:39:26,500
still the 15 degrees well and
like again, it’s just think

1934
01:39:26,500 –> 01:39:28,700
about how much money they have.
Like, how much is a lead Shield?

1935
01:39:28,700 –> 01:39:31,000
Probably not cheap.
Yeah, and then they wanted to

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01:39:31,000 –> 01:39:35,300
encase it in bismuth, which is
some other fucking things like a

1937
01:39:35,300 –> 01:39:37,100
rock.
Yeah, and then the documentary

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01:39:37,100 –> 01:39:40,600
ends with them trying this other
experiment which is actually

1939
01:39:40,600 –> 01:39:42,700
it’s a smart experiment.
It makes sense.

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01:39:43,000 –> 01:39:45,800
They’re like, we’re going to set
up these three pieces of paper

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01:39:45,800 –> 01:39:49,100
with a holes in each one and
they’re going to be there’s a me

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01:39:49,100 –> 01:39:51,100
one here one here and then a
third one.

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01:39:51,600 –> 01:39:55,800
And if the Earth is flat when we
fire that light through the

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01:39:55,800 –> 01:39:59,500
first two holes, it’ll go
through the third hole at the

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01:39:59,500 –> 01:40:03,000
same height because the Earth’s
actually flat but these papers

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01:40:03,000 –> 01:40:05,100
are like miles and miles apart.
Is that the idea?

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01:40:05,100 –> 01:40:06,700
Okay.
Yeah, and they’re like, but if

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01:40:06,700 –> 01:40:11,300
there’s a curve that third hole
is the lights going to go above

1949
01:40:11,300 –> 01:40:14,100
it and it won’t even hit that
third hole and they try the

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01:40:14,100 –> 01:40:18,000
experiment in the light doesn’t
hit the third hole and they’re

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01:40:18,000 –> 01:40:21,500
like, oh raise your piece of
paper and they raised it.

1952
01:40:21,700 –> 01:40:24,200
And sure enough when they raise
it the light goes through

1953
01:40:24,400 –> 01:40:28,700
because the Earth isn’t flat.
Yeah, and then over the end

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01:40:28,700 –> 01:40:30,900
credits.
It’s just that all these YouTube

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01:40:30,900 –> 01:40:34,100
videos of people going like well
the light was kind of hitting

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01:40:34,100 –> 01:40:37,800
some some weeds.
So maybe yeah, it was going like

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01:40:37,900 –> 01:40:40,900
and it’s like well this has
gotta be the yeah and it’s like

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01:40:40,900 –> 01:40:43,700
what is like, I guess there’s
like, you know, it’s funny.

1959
01:40:43,700 –> 01:40:46,900
It’s like whenever I see someone
attacking a problem you almost

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01:40:46,900 –> 01:40:49,800
go like well that’s sad because
that means there’s glory and

1961
01:40:49,800 –> 01:40:52,500
pussy over there, you know.
No, like you’re trying to figure

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01:40:52,500 –> 01:40:54,700
this out because it’s like in
this group.

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01:40:54,700 –> 01:40:58,400
There’s some level of Glory sad
and pussy sadder.

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01:40:58,900 –> 01:40:59,500
That’s all.
Yeah.

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01:40:59,500 –> 01:41:02,000
That’s the only reason anyone
does anything really, you know,

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01:41:02,000 –> 01:41:03,900
so I go.
Okay.

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01:41:03,900 –> 01:41:07,500
This is the oh God, you’re going
after the Flat Earth a flat

1968
01:41:07,500 –> 01:41:10,900
Earth pussy the Flat Earth pussy
and Glory that’s bad stuff.

1969
01:41:10,900 –> 01:41:13,800
You know, by the way, there is a
woman in that documentary who

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01:41:13,800 –> 01:41:16,200
looks like a young Julianne
Moore.

1971
01:41:16,300 –> 01:41:20,100
Okay, a vehement flat earther
that people also accused of

1972
01:41:20,108 –> 01:41:23,100
being a CIA agent.
It’s a very fun documentary.

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01:41:23,100 –> 01:41:24,200
Probably true.
Yeah.

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01:41:24,300 –> 01:41:26,000
Oh, yeah.
Yeah want to listen with you

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01:41:26,000 –> 01:41:28,600
know Adam with what we’ve
learned about CIA agents

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01:41:28,600 –> 01:41:31,300
together through the years.
I don’t doubt it.

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01:41:31,400 –> 01:41:34,900
I wouldn’t doubt it at all.
But that’s that’s our list of

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01:41:34,900 –> 01:41:38,500
the 20 biggest conspiracy
theories of the 2010.

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01:41:38,500 –> 01:41:39,600
Yeah.
I think that was a good list

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01:41:39,600 –> 01:41:41,300
man.
And then as an interesting point

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01:41:41,300 –> 01:41:44,200
about the flat-earthers and that
is like all that sounds like

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01:41:44,200 –> 01:41:47,000
another way they could you know,
it feels like it’s a little

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01:41:47,000 –> 01:41:51,900
loose one may be a little easier
if we missed any I You know, you

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01:41:51,900 –> 01:41:54,500
can tweet at me, but we’re not
going to fucking pay attention.

1985
01:41:54,500 –> 01:41:55,700
I’m in a we’re not going to
revise.

1986
01:41:55,700 –> 01:41:58,400
Yeah the episodes already done.
I’m going to like Connor drive

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01:41:58,400 –> 01:41:59,700
back to Burbank.
Yeah.

1988
01:41:59,800 –> 01:42:02,500
Can we need to record a thing to
drop at the beginning of this

1989
01:42:02,500 –> 01:42:04,200
time?
We got a let’s fucking we got to

1990
01:42:04,200 –> 01:42:07,900
add a disclaimer.
I’m staying 69 says we left

1991
01:42:07,900 –> 01:42:10,600
fucking fluoride in water off
the list.

1992
01:42:10,600 –> 01:42:13,400
Well, we forgot about die hard
being a Christmas movie or

1993
01:42:13,400 –> 01:42:14,900
whatever.
Oh, yeah sure.

1994
01:42:15,100 –> 01:42:17,200
That one should have been on the
list and we got to make sure

1995
01:42:17,200 –> 01:42:19,500
those CAT scan has their
cheeseburger or whatever your

1996
01:42:19,500 –> 01:42:23,400
fucking pants.
Thank you for doing this a long

1997
01:42:23,400 –> 01:42:25,000
episode was man.
It was goes.

1998
01:42:25,000 –> 01:42:26,700
Well, yeah, I think it was nice
people probably want a little

1999
01:42:26,708 –> 01:42:29,900
more, you know CPM and 80 be
back in the mics together.

2000
01:42:30,100 –> 01:42:31,900
Yeah.
I hope you’ll come do it again

2001
01:42:31,900 –> 01:42:34,400
soon sometime dude.
Yeah any time any time I’m

2002
01:42:34,400 –> 01:42:36,000
around.
I know you mostly go during the

2003
01:42:36,000 –> 01:42:38,500
week and I got the deal day job.
Yeah hit me happy at some of

2004
01:42:38,500 –> 01:42:39,700
those emails.
I’m always down to come by.

2005
01:42:39,700 –> 01:42:41,900
I love the fucking gun pops Crow
you guys like you have you have

2006
01:42:41,900 –> 01:42:44,200
the best fans, you know, you
guys love hanging out with all

2007
01:42:44,200 –> 01:42:47,000
the fucking all your all the all
your boys and girls and

2008
01:42:47,000 –> 01:42:47,800
everything.
It’s fine man.

2009
01:42:48,100 –> 01:42:49,000
Yeah.
Call me back.

2010
01:42:49,300 –> 01:42:52,400
Thank you for doing it and
congrats on the So I’m happy for

2011
01:42:52,400 –> 01:42:53,500
you man.
Oh, thanks bud.

2012
01:42:53,500 –> 01:42:57,300
Yeah watch lights out with David
Spade so I can keep you know,

2013
01:42:57,300 –> 01:42:59,300
having health insurance and
States.

2014
01:42:59,300 –> 01:43:00,800
I’m starting some other kind of
podcast.

2015
01:43:00,800 –> 01:43:02,500
I bought a bunch of shit for it
to just follow me on the

2016
01:43:02,500 –> 01:43:04,900
internet at contracts bad and
everywhere and you’ll see it

2017
01:43:05,000 –> 01:43:09,700
nice and yeah, we’re switching
subscription Services soon.

2018
01:43:09,700 –> 01:43:12,000
So be on the lookout for that.
Oh you finally go to that

2019
01:43:12,000 –> 01:43:13,500
WordPress plugin.
You’ve been talking about

2020
01:43:13,500 –> 01:43:15,000
forever that I think so.
Yeah.

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01:43:15,000 –> 01:43:15,600
Okay.
Yeah.

2022
01:43:15,600 –> 01:43:18,500
Yeah along those lines patrons
you platforming more people or

2023
01:43:18,500 –> 01:43:20,800
what are they doing?
That’s just kind of a nightmare.

2024
01:43:20,800 –> 01:43:22,000
It’s kind of it.
Will they Take a look.

2025
01:43:22,000 –> 01:43:23,900
They could take a good amount of
off the top, you know.

2026
01:43:23,900 –> 01:43:25,000
Sure do.
Yeah.

2027
01:43:25,900 –> 01:43:28,400
All right, let’s get the fuck
out of here.

2028
01:43:28,400 –> 01:43:30,500
Oh, do you have anything to plug
before we get out of here?

2029
01:43:30,700 –> 01:43:34,200
Yeah, just just watched lights
out follow me and stay tuned for

2030
01:43:34,200 –> 01:43:35,800
you know, the Connor mcspadden
show or whatever.

2031
01:43:35,800 –> 01:43:36,800
This thing.
I’m going to start is called.

2032
01:43:36,800 –> 01:43:39,300
But yeah, I got a bunch of shit.
I’m doing a big crazy podcast so

2033
01:43:39,500 –> 01:43:40,800
nice.
It’ll be big and crazy

2034
01:43:41,700 –> 01:43:43,700
patreon.com on pops.
All right.

2035
01:43:43,700 –> 01:43:45,700
Let’s get the fuck out of here.
Connor say goodbye.

2036
01:43:45,800 –> 01:43:46,500
Goodbye.
Everybody.

2037
01:43:46,600 –> 01:43:47,700
Goodbye.
Everybody would love you.

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