Conspiracy! The Show The Montauk Project

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Welcome to conspiracy the show
with your host, Adam Todd Brown

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and Connor mcspadden.
Hey everybody, Welcome to

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conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam Todd Brown, I’m Connor.

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It’s been, we are your goddamn
hosts.

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Yep.
Steering you through the storm.

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Yeah, the start that depending
on your interpretation of the

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storm, if you’re one of those q
and on types, maybe you think we

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are literally, oh yeah.
What is the story?

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What do they think that?
What’s that storm, code word

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foreign q and on land?
It’s this operation that’s

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supposed to happen.
Where a bunch of people on the

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left are going to get rounded up
for being operatives of Russia

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and pedophiles and just
International criminals.

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Gotcha.
It’s like Order 66 in Star Wars

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but for like right liberals, but
it and it’s Donald Trump working

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in tandem with the Mueller probe
whoa and like that’s the real

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aim.
Some of the best shit on the

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Internet is like just Facebook
accounts of people like yeah my

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life, my wife left because a But
I mean that that’s not going to

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stop me from finding the truth.
All right, this is all I have is

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all I need.
Just people that have thrown

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their lives away, but just
believing way too hard in this

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fucking guy.
Yeah, it’s the, there’s a an

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aspect of that called 10 days of
darkness, where I don’t know

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what it’s exactly supposed to
be, but some sort of Silence

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that happens.
And then all these arrests, and

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when the government shutdown
started, people were like, is

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this, it is it the storm, and
it’s been 30 days now.

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So well, I mean it’s a slow
moving cold front but it’s

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common.
It’s in Dog Days.

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Yeah, that wouldn’t, I don’t
know if that math work.

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It doesn’t matter.
No, it doesn’t.

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Hey, what are we mon talking
about today?

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The nicely.
I’m intimidated, even right?

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Yeah, I know pulling out pulling
out the my closer that’s like

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when you’re doing class projects
and the kid before you crush the

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so hard.
You like I kind of just phoned

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in this whole thing about, Dog
and Toad.

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What if they had a bicycle shop
together?

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Fuck.
That was me.

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Every time because I went to a
school where kids were just

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starting to get computers.
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So there would always be that
one fuckstick who had a printer

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and his shit looked all
professional.

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Yeah.
This fucking Peggy Hill

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Macintosh back at home.
Yeah, I that kid I was when I

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that’s when I officially dropped
out of community college to

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become a stand-up comedian died,
the geology of the solar system

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class and we had to do a
presentation and I we really

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just my groove.
Just didn’t fucking do it, you

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know.
So this guy just says, all

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right, I know it’s going to make
this presentation good and these

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are just dumb community college,
guys, two and three, you know?

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And he just goes presentation,
background music.

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I’ve got my phone in this
Bluetooth speaker, so we’ll play

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it underneath this the whole
time to make it more compelling.

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And I said, that’s the best.
We got you, do it.

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And then I improvise this whole
story about going to the the

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launch pad and going out and you
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Yeah and we ended up getting
like an A-Plus.

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I’m like, why am I not being
with charlatan izing on?

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A more organized professional
level.

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This is not the place for me.
I mean I pulled it off, but and

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wasting my talents here that I
on last one of the daily podcast

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episodes last week, I told a
similar story about how like,

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the first time I knew I could
write, and that I could maybe

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just right for a living, I was
in eighth grade and I had to do

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a book report about Martin
Luther King jr.

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And I did not read the book, but
I was like, I’m in 8th grade.

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I know enough about Luther King
jr.

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That I can write 500 words about
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Yeah, and this teacher is not
going to go back and read the

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book and make sure I’m not just
making this shit up.

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No and I got an A on that.
Oh yeah.

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She’s like oh he’s just pulling
out details.

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No one else even gotten?
Yeah because I made those up you

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stupid bitch.
I like that.

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Yeah.
I was pretty great so where this

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week is kind of a continuation
of last week.

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Last week we talked about the
Phoenix project and the

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Philadelphia Experiment
especially.

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Yeah.
And the all offshoots of project

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rainbow.
Whoa, and we government like

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Battleship Naval invisibility
technology.

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Yeah.
And the alleged phasing in and

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out of the universe, the crazy
side effects, the teleportation,

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the crew members catching on
fire for 18 hours 18-day ac&a.

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Oh yeah I forgot.
Silly me.

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Yeah no.
No ability to put the fire out.

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What a weird amount of time.
If you were like, it really are

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like three days or six months,
I’d be okay.

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But I mean just 18 days.
Yeah, of firing fire.

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He pays a fire.
Yeah, coming soon from the

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people who brought you queue and
on, yeah, 18 days of fire.

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The new Adam Sandler, conspiracy
vehicle gets a DUI in a UFO, I’d

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watch that.
Shit.

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That’s on Eight.
Crazy Nights is actually pretty

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good movie.
Yeah, it is.

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So when we left off the Phoenix
project and project rainbow,

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which was the project Behind The
Philadelphia Experiment, they

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had teamed up to try and figure
out why the Philadelphia.

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Spearmint went so wrong.
Yeah, and to give people who are

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listening for free.
We love you anyway.

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Just some background.
If you didn’t hear the last

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episode which you fucking
better, not have if you’re not

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paying.
Yeah, you better not have been

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an up, you pirating.
Yeah, if you did tell us where

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home taping is killing the
record of this, okay?

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Home fucking is killing the porn
industry, as a good bumper

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sticker.
We gotta go back in time and get

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in on that dollar.
That’s what I’m here to do.

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If I get the Montauk project I’m
like take Back where Milwaukee

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1978?
I’ve got a thousand dollars to

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make a lot of money and 7000.
Yeah, dude, I could buy myself a

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whole fucking big-ass boat of a
car, you know, would have paid

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your rent for a year, probably.
The probably could have, you

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know, the gotten, you know, some
sort of a leisure suit, I guess.

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Those were huge back better than
for good reason.

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They look good as shit.
So that this project they had

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figured out allegedly by 1967.
What went wrong with The

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Philadelphia Experiment and how
to fix it?

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And they go to Congress because
the I should run through a

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little bit of that.
The The Philadelphia Experiment

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they were trying to make a ship
invisible.

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The USS Eldridge and allegedly
they made it invisible but it

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also teleported to Virginia for
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Came back, there were dudes
embedded in the walls.

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Yeah, big Fiasco.
And what’s like the most

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unbelievable part is that I
would just teleport to another

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body of water somewhere, like it
would If it really just

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teleported randomly, it probably
FEI jie into a black hole

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somewhere, you know, downtown
LA.

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Oh yeah.
How fucking like, if you just

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like watchman’s Battleship,
dropped.

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That would be pretty fucking
exciting.

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Yeah.
So they figure all of these

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glitches out allegedly and go to
Congress, and they’re like, hey,

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we figured it out.
Let’s let’s keep working on this

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and Congress knowing what
happened with The Philadelphia

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Experiment?
Said, no, they refused to fund

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it any further.
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So the people had who had done
all this work coming up with

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basically a device that can
control weather and moods at the

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same time.
Yeah, that was the culmination

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of all this.
The the government tells them,

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no shuts them down as the
government does.

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I was about to say, none of this
sounds like anything that would

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happen in this situation.
Like, you know, the black budget

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researcher trying to refine his
dangerous idea and Congress

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going, whoa, sounds a little bit
too gnarly for our blood.

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Very, very dubious, right?
Very, very dubious.

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And so, that’s what leads us to
the Montauk project.

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Yes, which is a conspiracy
theory that alleges.

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There were a series of secret US
Government projects, conducted

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at Camp hero or Montauk, Air
Force Station on Montauk Long

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Island.
Most unbelievable part is any

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sort of technology in Long
Island.

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Yeah, that part is crazy a
little bit out there because I

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feel like they don’t get any
further than a zoltar from big.

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Machine.
Yeah.

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That’s they’re like that’s their
God.

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At least it’s not like Staten
Island.

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That would be weird.
That would be weird.

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And the purpose was to develop
psychological warfare techniques

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and research involving time
travel Montauk is the basis

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allegedly for the Netflix
series, stranger things.

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Yeah, and I have not seen the
working title was Montauk.

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If they had kept it as Montauk,
I might have watched it.

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I thought Montauk was at, you’re
Makin AM radio show.

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Welcome back to Montana Montauk
today.

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On this show, I would listen to
Mom talk.

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Yeah, Montauk radio.
That’d be a pretty good name for

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a conspiracy podcast.
They’re probably a few more

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Scrolls down from us on the
uproxx.

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Best conspiracy podcast article
route.

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Now which we did not read except
past the first except which has

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an adorable picture of Connor.
We have a dog, when do you those

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pictures of you in winter?
When I had my weird Mohawk.

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Yeah, it’s good appropriately
there.

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As a fan sitting next to you
trying to build a computer.

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I remember that while I help and
do nothing.

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Yeah, none of us help.
We’ve been coordinated by the

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Kings everybody.
So the story of the Montauk

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project and this is this is what
makes it so suspicious.

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I kind of mentioned this last
time is a lot of the things

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alleged to be happening or that
did happen on Montauk in Long

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Island comes from the Montauk
project book series by Austin

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Nichols and Nichols claims to
have recovered repressed,

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memories of his involvement in
experiments at Montauk and

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claims, he is periodically
abducted, to continue his

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participation against his will
immediate problem.

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The publisher of these books
which is Sky books, usa.com

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sounds legit their tagline where
science fiction meets reality,

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oh, okay.
All right, I like that.

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Yeah this is the sources are
repressed memories.

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So you open up the index.
X and it’s just like page 86.

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The interdimensional Cthulhu
that came from The Nightmare I

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had.
After I ate all that mustard

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before bed, hmm.
Yeah.

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Not the most reliable source.
I don’t that I feel like the

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Philadelphia Experiment in
general.

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There’s a lot of I don’t believe
most of it, you know, it’s good.

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I think it just stuck because
it’s so cool.

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Sound like though there’s all
the shit that happens is so

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cool.
We’re like just a fun one.

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We don’t need any sources and it
Great Name.

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The Philadelphia Experiment is
vague or it could be anything.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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What is what are they doing in
Philly?

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Are they putting Lay’s potato
chips in the cheesesteaks?

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I gotta know.
I don’t know if I saw that movie

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when I was a kid.
Probably not.

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I just remember because it came
out in 84.

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I would say you ate, right?
So I remember hearing it.

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And I’ve always been familiar
with the name.

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The Philadelphia Experiment, no,
I knew nothing about Montauk.

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I didn’t really know about the
the precursors to it, you know,

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when I first heard Heard of
Montage was like that kid at the

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mall, with the Green Day.
Sure to couldn’t sing a Ramones

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song, You Know, II wasn’t.
I didn’t have a fully balanced

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conspiracy diet, as a young man,
you know where I first heard of

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Montauk was the, what’s the Jim
Carrey Eternal Sunshine of the

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Spotless Mo?
Yes, yeah, what a great movie.

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Oh yeah.
One of my favorite movies but

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they talk about mom talking to
very different way.

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Oh, it’s the yeah, there’s that
one scene.

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That was also a very good Jay
Electronica.

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Mixtape, where he raps over the
score.

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Oh really?
Yeah, that’s his first project

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is very, It’s haunting.
What’s want to hear someone?

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Be really good at something and
really insane.

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Go listen to that and get sad.
So yeah, they present this stuff

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in the Montauk project book
series, as yeah, maybe it’s

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real.
Maybe it’s not you decide.

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They’ve never officially said,
the books are fact or fiction.

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Sidebar, are you familiar with
the found footage movie UFO?

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Abduction.
I’m not.

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It is it’s probably the first
found footage movie.

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It came out Out in the late 80s,
okay?

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And it is just like a video like
80s video camera footage of a

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girl’s birthday party and then
oh God and then they start

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seeing like lights flashing out
in the woods and then the last

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seen aliens walk in.
Yeah.

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And one of the conspiracy
theories around the time.

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This came out, was that it
wasn’t, it was actual found

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footage.
Where it Was footage of an

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actual UFO.
Abduction.

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Yeah.
And when it got posted to the

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internet, the government was
like, no, no, no.

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It’s a movie that’s for gonna
release.

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It is a movie Crazy movie, and
that’s like that, cannibalism

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movie.
That was so real looking, the

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people got arrested and, no,
we’re just, we just got good at

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special effects.
You asshole.

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What the hell?
Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust, I

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think.
Yeah, I have not.

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I’m way too squeamish.
Yeah and watch it but I’ve never

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seen it UFO.
Abduction.

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You could watch.
Watch.

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But I don’t know why you would.
It’s a terrible movie.

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Yes, or yeah.
It’s very boring.

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I’ll stick with my Elvis.
Getting into a golf cart from

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far away.
Clips.

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Thank you very much.
So, yeah, this is kind of along

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the same lines as UFO Abduction,
where it’s a thing that has been

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presented as not real, but
people are still like, yeah,

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maybe it is.
Yeah.

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So the book claims that the
Montauk project is an extension

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of the Philadelphia Experiment,
which we talked about on.

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Last episode.
And that’s how these two things

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tie together.
Eventually they come together as

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project.
Phoenix to we talked about

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project Phoenix, a lot on the
Philadelphia Experiment episode.

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Yeah, and basically when project
Phoenix went to Congress to get

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funding and Congress said no the
the next move was to kind of

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bypass Congress and go directly
to the military.

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Yeah.
And say say hey you got that

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Prescription Pad.
And the military was all for it

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because this was what.
Yeah.

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Can you believe it?
No way and they bypassed

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Congress.
They pitch the military military

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officials directly and the
military agrees to set project

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Phoenix up in a secluded area to
conduct the research and to

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provide the equipment and
Personnel needed to keep

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operating and the location they
settled on Montauk Air, Force

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Base, located within Fort Hero
on Montauk Point.

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Long Island was Isolated it was
out of use at the time and it

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was fitted with a sage radar
system, which the the radio

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signals.
I’m sure everyone already knows

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this.
The radio signals required to

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get inside the human
consciousness, operate on the

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425 to 450 MHz range and so does
the sage radar.

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So, that’s the defrost chicken
setting on the microwave.

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Exactly.
It’s the pizza button.

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Yeah, that’s that’s what I call
the fat clits.

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And what this meant is because
the sage radar was already there

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but was an obsolete piece of
military equipment.

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They could use it.
No one would wonder why.

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Yeah, it was like, if you know,
someone was we’re gonna use this

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typewriter, not gonna give a
shit, you don’t like hot.

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Actually first demons.
He he he.

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And so, they basically, as The
Story Goes, convert the sage

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radar into a big radiosonde,
which we talked about last

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episode also.
Yeah, which is a Device that is

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alleged to be able to send good
and bad orgone energy to control

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weather and control moves.
So, Tesla coil for magic or gone

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and right.
Yeah.

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So they get all this set up on
Montauk and the, the project

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takes on a new name Phoenix to,
which sure that’s a good sequel

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named.
Yeah, went pretty, by the book.

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I mean, they did.
I mean, they had to go to the

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military.
So, there were some budget cuts

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and that went to the naming guy.
Yeah, the way they got the

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money.
Money is one of the craziest

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allegations in this story.
Basically, it’s alleged that at

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one point during World War Two.
We were transporting Nazi gold

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that we had taken by train
through France and someone blew

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up that train killed, 51
American servicemen and made off

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with that gold.
Yeah.

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And it’s like that the Northern
California, armored truck

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robbery that the Nazis got all
that much fun.

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From, I don’t know if I’ve ever
heard of that.

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Oh yeah, there was like some big
armored truck robbery by some

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white power organization and,
you know, NorCal like back in

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like the 90s and then they
forget all the details.

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But they just that basically
like funded the white power

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underground Gang Network because
they had you know the four

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million dollars liquid capital
or whatever.

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Yeah people always I think
people tend to Discount crime

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when it comes into how certain
entities make money.

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I was reading a thing.
The other day about North Korea,

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they have stolen something like
570 million.

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Dollars in crypto currency over
the past five years.

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Oh yeah, they just got like a
little boiler room.

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Full of people trying to find a
band.

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Mm, abandoned etherium wallets.
And just, you know, a regular

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chat in.
They just tricked a guy in Chile

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into basically giving them
access to that entire country’s

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ATM network whoo-hoo because he
thought he was doing a job

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interview and they were like,
download this software on your

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computer.
That’s how we send you the

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application.
It was literally called

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application PDF dot exe and he
All right, and wow, malware.

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That just gave them access to
the entire computer file name is

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like a Wily coyote tunnel
painted onto a rock.

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Yeah.
What do you think was gonna

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happen?
Nothing to see here.

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Flowers dot at hand, on his
computer.

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His work computer.
No, love course.

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Well, you gotta take that to an
internet cafe.

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Yeah, go play.
Well also, you’re applying for

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jobs on the job.
That’s not exactly great.

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So yeah, one of the allegations
is that we are the ones who blew

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up that train Because we wanted
that gold, but we couldn’t just

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take it.
No, because it’s supposed to,

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you know, there’s channels
through her house distributed,

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through Interpol or whatever.
So we wanted it.

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So we blew up the train and we
took the gold.

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Yeah.
And pretty.

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Pretty easy.
And that Nazi gold is what

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funded project Montauk?
Wow.

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Well, that’s what brought in all
that – orgone energy.

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I got to figure.
What?

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I don’t like about this theory.
Is that means we held on to that

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Nazi gold for like 20 years.
Oh yeah, we’re just like we’re

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saving this for when we really
need some In secret money, you

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know, and I, yeah, I don’t think
the government works that way.

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I feel like we would have spent
that shit almost right away.

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I’m thinking of my new great
conspiracy, the show character.

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Hi, this is Huell Howser was not
Seagal’s, so you burn people.

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How does that work?
So, yeah, that’s that’s one of

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the allegations.
And then, also, the crop family,

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which is a German family that
made Munitions and weapons

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during World War Two.
Still in business, making all

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sorts of shit.
Now, what’s this company?

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Again crop.
Oh, that’s right.

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Yeah, corrupt, which I thought
made coffee, but that that’s

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obviously a different.
Well, it’s one of these that

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we’re like, during WWII, like
IBM made machine guns, you know,

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it’s like there’s a bunch of
weird shit like that.

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Yeah.
And after the Nazi gold money

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ran out, its allegedly, the
Krupp family that kept this

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going because this starts
project Montauk starts in 1969

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group families, the one they all
look like Eddie Murphy.

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Yeah.
Meet the crops.

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Yes.
And it ends in 1983 with a crazy

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crazy, experiment that rips a
hole in time.

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Yeah.
We’re even the remember when

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that happened right for chicken.
McNuggets came.

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Yeah, yes, yes.
Well, we got them between

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RoboCop’s, one and two there
was.

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So, let’s talk about some of the
experiments.

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They allegedly ran first, they
brought in various military and

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civilian Personnel to work on
the project.

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A lot of them.
I’m familiar with the sage radar

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system.
Yeah.

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The outdated technology uses the
the base for the the whole

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Oregon.
Blasting.

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Exactly and early in the project
it was noted that the general

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mood on the base would change
according to the frequency and

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pulse duration of the radar
system, they were cycling.

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And I’ve in reading through
this, I was like, how did they

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test that yet?
Like everyone, like they have

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those happy face like graphs
charts like Circle.

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Which one are you feeling today?
It’s Just go through the crowd

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and like try and make
conversation and everyone’s

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like, shut up.
Yeah.

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We’re they did.
They look at the Spotify numbers

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and see a lot of streams for the
Smiths.

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Fucking love.
The Smiths me too man.

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Do like yeah, seems as though
there’s quite a bit of Joy

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Division going on around here.
What’s up everyone?

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All right.
It should we have a meeting?

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So this prompts them to start
experimenting with what

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frequencies would bring out.
What responses, of course young

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people.
And what they would do is they

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would put people in a A room and
they would direct the sage radar

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at that room and by altering the
frequency and pulse of the radar

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they could make a person laugh
cry, angry or sleepy, and then

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the the mood of the general base
would also change in accordance

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with some of the background
right radiation.

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That’s funny that those are the
four.

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Those are the four main things
you’re trying to do to the

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enemy.
Yeah.

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Trying to make them on their
period.

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Make them cry.
Yeah.

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Make him cry.
Yeah.

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That’s this kind of interesting
that they couldn’t dial it in

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that specifically and they’re
like can you can we make it so

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it reactivates his gambling
problem like how finally we tune

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it in and what do you do when
you have a whole team of the

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enemy crying?
You can’t like running and start

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arresting I’m because you’re
going to run in the direction of

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that beam also near going to
start crying.

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Yeah you’d have to get some sort
of hazmat suit and Bayonet them

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you know so you didn’t
accidentally catch bitch itís

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get in a faraday cage.
Yes equal wow Faraday cage

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there’s a callback Back.
That’s for the that’s for the

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conspiracy BDSM people.
So yeah, this all sounds fake to

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me.
Oh yeah, nothing about it.

441
00:22:33,300 –> 00:22:37,700
Seems super believable.
I mean, I could believe that

442
00:22:37,700 –> 00:22:40,600
they thought they could do this
because they would just run with

443
00:22:40,600 –> 00:22:43,300
stupid ideas and throw money at
them, you know, right.

444
00:22:43,300 –> 00:22:46,200
Like I would buy the maybe they
thought they could look well, if

445
00:22:46,200 –> 00:22:49,100
we get it and maybe 436
megahertz is the one that makes

446
00:22:49,100 –> 00:22:50,900
you shit your pants and miss
your dad, you know?

447
00:22:50,900 –> 00:22:53,600
Like yeah, I could that I could
see but the fact like that

448
00:22:53,600 –> 00:22:55,200
actually Doing.
I’m pulling over my room.

449
00:22:56,100 –> 00:22:59,600
Yeah, and this like I used to
always say about MK Ultra, like,

450
00:22:59,600 –> 00:23:02,400
well, why do they keep going?
If it wasn’t working and then on

451
00:23:02,400 –> 00:23:06,000
last episode I talked about
budgets and how yeah, just spend

452
00:23:06,000 –> 00:23:07,700
the money, so you get it again
next year.

453
00:23:07,700 –> 00:23:09,300
Oh sure.
And it’s like, if you got a cush

454
00:23:09,300 –> 00:23:12,200
gig just giving people LSD and
laughing at him, I mean you

455
00:23:12,200 –> 00:23:15,700
probably grow to love that job
and it’s way more comforting for

456
00:23:15,700 –> 00:23:18,200
me to think that the government
was just spinning.

457
00:23:18,200 –> 00:23:21,300
Its wheels that whole time then
actually hitting like fucking

458
00:23:21,300 –> 00:23:23,700
look like researchable Pay Dirt
with any of these.

459
00:23:23,800 –> 00:23:25,900
He’s project.
Yeah that’s all that is more

460
00:23:25,900 –> 00:23:28,800
comforting to go like, oh,
they’re just wasting all of this

461
00:23:28,900 –> 00:23:31,400
fucking blood money.
They got from the various

462
00:23:31,400 –> 00:23:34,300
concurrent Wars, right?
As opposed to actually learning

463
00:23:34,300 –> 00:23:37,200
how to you know, make people sad
with a look at least Manchurian

464
00:23:37,200 –> 00:23:39,700
candidates aren’t real.
Yes, exactly.

465
00:23:39,800 –> 00:23:44,200
But they are mmm-hmm.
So whatever the case The Next

466
00:23:44,200 –> 00:23:48,500
Step was to try and use the sage
to control thoughts and they

467
00:23:48,500 –> 00:23:51,700
were allegedly able to do this
as well but there’s not a ton of

468
00:23:51,700 –> 00:23:54,800
details on exactly how Now they
did that.

469
00:23:54,800 –> 00:23:57,500
There’s no there’s no like
there’s no we miss filed these

470
00:23:57,500 –> 00:24:00,600
papers and then they showed up
here and they redacted that the

471
00:24:00,600 –> 00:24:02,500
could have been this.
It’s a lot of just this is what

472
00:24:02,500 –> 00:24:06,000
they say it was and who said it?
I don’t know the first guy with

473
00:24:06,000 –> 00:24:10,600
the fucking Angel Fire website.
Kind of you know it’s all passed

474
00:24:10,600 –> 00:24:14,000
down from the Angelfire tomes
and maybe it’s addressed in the

475
00:24:14,100 –> 00:24:17,500
Montauk project book series but
there’s like 10 of those books.

476
00:24:17,500 –> 00:24:19,600
Yeah and it’s like you read all
those.

477
00:24:19,600 –> 00:24:22,800
If you think like an Amorous for
guys that don’t bathe, if you

478
00:24:22,800 –> 00:24:26,400
think we have enough, Of a
following for me to put the time

479
00:24:26,400 –> 00:24:29,200
in to read 10 books to research.
One episode.

480
00:24:29,200 –> 00:24:31,500
Oh no, this ain’t Dan Carlin.
Yeah.

481
00:24:31,500 –> 00:24:33,200
Yeah, this is Wendy’s.
We’re going to have to be

482
00:24:33,200 –> 00:24:36,200
putting up like fucking Marc
Maron numbers before I’m doing

483
00:24:36,200 –> 00:24:37,100
that.
Yeah.

484
00:24:37,100 –> 00:24:39,800
Ivan read 10 books in the last
five years or so.

485
00:24:39,800 –> 00:24:42,600
I mean, I you you tell me what’s
going to happen there.

486
00:24:42,800 –> 00:24:45,500
I haven’t.
I didn’t realize I was signed up

487
00:24:45,500 –> 00:24:48,300
for audible.
Oh, so you got 500 credits, you

488
00:24:48,300 –> 00:24:50,000
havent use.
I had six credits and they

489
00:24:50,000 –> 00:24:53,000
emailed me today and we’re like
you can’t keep that many credits

490
00:24:53,000 –> 00:24:55,300
at once.
Which was Yeah, this weird sort

491
00:24:55,300 –> 00:24:58,000
of like anti-tank.
I’m hoarding them for the

492
00:24:58,000 –> 00:24:59,600
apocalypse.
Yeah, that’s like those weird

493
00:24:59,600 –> 00:25:03,400
deflation monetary techniques.
They use where it was like the

494
00:25:03,400 –> 00:25:04,900
older, the money, your money is
the less.

495
00:25:04,900 –> 00:25:07,500
It’s worth to try to stimulate
the economy, like back in like,

496
00:25:07,500 –> 00:25:10,000
you know, like fucking like the
1800’s or something.

497
00:25:10,000 –> 00:25:11,900
I think England did that.
Or they’re trying to get like

498
00:25:11,900 –> 00:25:13,700
things moving again, it’s very
strange.

499
00:25:13,800 –> 00:25:16,600
Yeah, because I’ve had this, I
just downloaded a bunch of shit.

500
00:25:16,700 –> 00:25:18,200
I’ve had the same fucking emo
with audible.

501
00:25:18,200 –> 00:25:20,400
I’m like why I bought it.
Your fuck.

502
00:25:20,400 –> 00:25:25,100
I bought it stop.
So it’s Worth noting that

503
00:25:25,100 –> 00:25:28,500
bathing people in microwave
radiation is super dangerous.

504
00:25:29,300 –> 00:25:32,300
Which is something that anyone
would ever L, we need more

505
00:25:32,300 –> 00:25:35,000
power.
Anyone listening to this would

506
00:25:35,000 –> 00:25:37,100
be like, no, they would have
just been giving people cancer

507
00:25:37,100 –> 00:25:38,100
and all those people would be
dead by.

508
00:25:38,100 –> 00:25:42,700
Now, what the way this book
series addresses, this is that

509
00:25:43,500 –> 00:25:47,400
some test subjects were baked.
Yeah, like, not baked, like, I

510
00:25:47,400 –> 00:25:51,200
am right now, but like, cooked
from the inside out, but I’m

511
00:25:51,208 –> 00:25:55,200
sure, yeah, waves and Called
burning radiation.

512
00:25:55,200 –> 00:25:58,700
But what they found is that the
back of this radar emitted

513
00:25:58,700 –> 00:26:02,600
non-burning radiation, but it
also worked in the exact same

514
00:26:02,600 –> 00:26:04,500
way and that you could use it to
control thoughts.

515
00:26:04,800 –> 00:26:07,400
So that’s convenient.
The this is literally the

516
00:26:07,400 –> 00:26:10,800
explanation they have is a well
what if we put the batteries in

517
00:26:10,800 –> 00:26:13,700
backwards and now it’s a shrink
ray you know like yeah that’s

518
00:26:13,700 –> 00:26:18,400
like SpongeBob deus ex machina.
Sort of yeah reasoning turn it

519
00:26:18,400 –> 00:26:20,300
around which even then turning
it around.

520
00:26:20,300 –> 00:26:22,600
Why our beams going?
Was it coming up?

521
00:26:22,600 –> 00:26:23,600
Yes, of it.
Nothing!

522
00:26:23,800 –> 00:26:25,900
On the back, that should be
shooting beans.

523
00:26:25,900 –> 00:26:28,700
There’s an emitter on the front
and maybe, I mean, right through

524
00:26:28,700 –> 00:26:31,400
reflection, it would bounce off
a surface and go behind it

525
00:26:31,400 –> 00:26:33,000
eventually.
It’s, you know, it’s the nature

526
00:26:33,000 –> 00:26:35,500
of light and electricity and
everything else.

527
00:26:35,500 –> 00:26:39,200
But why would it do that?
Some very suspect detail that I

528
00:26:39,200 –> 00:26:42,100
feel like someone added later on
down the line.

529
00:26:42,200 –> 00:26:43,900
Yeah.
When we learned more about how

530
00:26:43,900 –> 00:26:47,500
radiation works and someone was
just like no that would kill

531
00:26:47,500 –> 00:26:48,800
everybody.
Oh, okay, I got it.

532
00:26:48,800 –> 00:26:51,500
Yeah, just like carving around
every time like well actually

533
00:26:51,500 –> 00:26:54,000
the Bible predicted global
warming because it mentions I

534
00:26:54,000 –> 00:26:57,400
are here and it’s like, well our
or are you just trying to make

535
00:26:57,400 –> 00:27:02,900
it seem better, right?
So eventually this testing its

536
00:27:02,900 –> 00:27:07,700
alleged progressed to trying to
control and influence large

537
00:27:07,700 –> 00:27:13,100
groups, all at once which army
units were brought in for R and

538
00:27:13,100 –> 00:27:16,400
R, which I think means, rest and
relaxation.

539
00:27:16,400 –> 00:27:18,000
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, I believe so.

540
00:27:18,000 –> 00:27:21,000
Yeah.
And they became test subjects

541
00:27:21,300 –> 00:27:23,600
because who wouldn’t want to go
hang out on Montauk?

542
00:27:23,800 –> 00:27:26,400
Take point, you know, I mean,
maybe they have nice beaches, I

543
00:27:26,408 –> 00:27:28,000
don’t know.
I mean, that’s honestly probably

544
00:27:28,000 –> 00:27:30,500
still one of the better get away
spots in Long Island.

545
00:27:30,500 –> 00:27:33,800
Oh, for sure least there’s stuff
to do, like be burned inside.

546
00:27:34,000 –> 00:27:36,600
They also test it on people in
New Jersey, New York, and

547
00:27:36,600 –> 00:27:38,600
Connecticut, so that’s fine.
Yeah.

548
00:27:38,600 –> 00:27:43,900
Get some of those wasps program.
This New Jersey was programs

549
00:27:43,900 –> 00:27:46,900
were written that allegedly
allowed for everything from

550
00:27:46,900 –> 00:27:51,900
creating simple, mood swings to
increasing crime rates, inciting

551
00:27:51,900 –> 00:27:56,100
violence, and causing Panics and
are there.

552
00:27:56,100 –> 00:27:59,100
No incidents that they can point
to.

553
00:27:59,100 –> 00:28:00,200
Yeah.
They’re not going to be like,

554
00:28:00,200 –> 00:28:03,300
yo, the LA riots that was us,
you know, I could take credit

555
00:28:03,300 –> 00:28:05,700
for something, but like, do you
take a page out of isis’s book

556
00:28:05,700 –> 00:28:09,100
here CIA?
And I like that seems like an

557
00:28:09,100 –> 00:28:12,400
easy thing to say like, yeah,
I’m sure there have been Mass

558
00:28:12,400 –> 00:28:15,400
panics that are in the news.
They could just tie that but you

559
00:28:15,400 –> 00:28:18,300
don’t get any of that with this
and it just like it worked.

560
00:28:18,300 –> 00:28:21,400
And Lord knows, I mean, the
population of New Jersey isn’t

561
00:28:21,400 –> 00:28:24,200
emotional and quick to act
without Thinking.

562
00:28:24,200 –> 00:28:26,800
There’s so many that you could
have any number of demolition

563
00:28:26,800 –> 00:28:28,300
derby.
Shootings, could have been a

564
00:28:28,300 –> 00:28:30,800
tributary monitoring Steen album
out that day.

565
00:28:30,900 –> 00:28:32,300
Yeah.
People are going to be fucking

566
00:28:32,300 –> 00:28:36,700
excited in New Jersey, baby.
I was born to be radiated.

567
00:28:37,600 –> 00:28:41,300
So with that.
Once they figured out how to

568
00:28:41,300 –> 00:28:45,200
control crowds they move on to
making it more precise and

569
00:28:45,200 –> 00:28:48,800
that’s when the Montauk chair
becomes a thing.

570
00:28:48,800 –> 00:28:52,100
Yeah, this is what I read about.
This was like the shit that

571
00:28:52,100 –> 00:28:53,600
fucking a young Connery’s bad
was it.

572
00:28:54,200 –> 00:28:58,600
It’s it’s basically a guy
sitting in a chair that is also

573
00:28:58,600 –> 00:29:00,900
a device of some sort.
Yep.

574
00:29:00,900 –> 00:29:06,000
And if he focuses hard enough,
he can see what’s happening at a

575
00:29:06,008 –> 00:29:10,100
remote location or possibly
enter the consciousness of a

576
00:29:10,100 –> 00:29:13,800
person at another location and
control their thoughts and

577
00:29:13,800 –> 00:29:16,000
movements.
It’s the Being John Malkovich

578
00:29:16,000 –> 00:29:18,000
are right, you know.
Yeah, yeah.

579
00:29:18,000 –> 00:29:20,900
And the the and then the version
I read what you’re going was on

580
00:29:20,900 –> 00:29:23,300
like a geocities.
Angelfire page was about how he

581
00:29:23,300 –> 00:29:25,800
could just Make whatever was in
his imagination real.

582
00:29:25,900 –> 00:29:26,600
Yeah.
Yeah.

583
00:29:26,600 –> 00:29:28,800
Sitting in the chair that that
comes up.

584
00:29:28,800 –> 00:29:33,700
Also, it’s basically the what
people say is the ITT worldwide.

585
00:29:33,700 –> 00:29:36,000
Communications Corporation owned
by the crop.

586
00:29:36,000 –> 00:29:41,000
Family was able to turn this
previous device into a

587
00:29:41,000 –> 00:29:43,300
mind-reading and mind control
device.

588
00:29:43,300 –> 00:29:44,600
Well, they try, they did it
straight on.

589
00:29:44,600 –> 00:29:47,000
They did it backwards.
When you go sideways reads

590
00:29:47,000 –> 00:29:50,000
Minds, explode, your head.
If they point it directly and

591
00:29:50,000 –> 00:29:53,500
then the other side was is you
get to be the Ben 10 kid.

592
00:29:54,000 –> 00:29:58,600
Alien you want to fight as and a
cray 1 supercomputer, I didn’t

593
00:29:58,600 –> 00:30:00,400
even know they were using that
phrase back then.

594
00:30:00,400 –> 00:30:03,700
Yeah, was used to turn that
information into something a

595
00:30:03,700 –> 00:30:07,100
person could understand it.
Would read an electromagnetic

596
00:30:07,100 –> 00:30:10,300
field and turn that into
something.

597
00:30:10,400 –> 00:30:12,300
A person could read the
translated, right?

598
00:30:12,300 –> 00:30:15,000
Yeah.
And some of the technology used

599
00:30:15,000 –> 00:30:17,400
to build this, of course
provided by alien.

600
00:30:17,400 –> 00:30:19,200
Where you, where else you going
to get it, right?

601
00:30:19,300 –> 00:30:22,100
No longer anti-semitic.
Aliens, know they’re ugly.

602
00:30:22,300 –> 00:30:23,600
These are good.
You know.

603
00:30:23,900 –> 00:30:26,500
We gave him all that Nazi, gold.
Globalist aliens.

604
00:30:26,500 –> 00:30:28,300
Don’t want everyone to get
along.

605
00:30:28,400 –> 00:30:33,200
Mmm, specifically aliens from
the star system serious, which

606
00:30:33,200 –> 00:30:37,200
is the same star system that
beams new indie rock to my car

607
00:30:37,200 –> 00:30:40,800
radio which I really appreciate.
Yes, the star system where

608
00:30:40,800 –> 00:30:43,500
Howard Stern, makes all that hot
for tittied.

609
00:30:43,500 –> 00:30:46,700
Women just sit on Sybian
machines and zero gravity.

610
00:30:46,800 –> 00:30:50,000
And yeah, this device was called
the Montauk chair.

611
00:30:50,100 –> 00:30:55,000
A psychically active person
would be placed The chair and it

612
00:30:55,000 –> 00:30:58,200
would allow them to beam their
thoughts to a remote location,

613
00:30:58,300 –> 00:31:00,600
like ventriloquism of the brain,
right?

614
00:31:00,700 –> 00:31:03,700
Yeah.
And some sort of Mega Minds Jeff

615
00:31:03,700 –> 00:31:07,400
Dunham and these were allegedly
people who had undergone

616
00:31:07,500 –> 00:31:12,400
rigorous training through the
CIA to become to reach an

617
00:31:12,400 –> 00:31:15,600
altered form of conscious.
Yeah, it’s a steal their their,

618
00:31:15,600 –> 00:31:19,700
their personality against the
the Terrors of radiational.

619
00:31:19,700 –> 00:31:21,100
Amplification.
Right.

620
00:31:21,100 –> 00:31:24,700
You know, so a normal person
could Just plop down in the

621
00:31:24,700 –> 00:31:28,100
Montauk chair and start
projecting their thoughts out to

622
00:31:28,100 –> 00:31:30,100
other people.
I’d be to don’t even try it.

623
00:31:30,100 –> 00:31:32,900
I’d be too weak because it the
things that I would be imagining

624
00:31:32,900 –> 00:31:35,700
would be like what if a bald guy
was eating your pussy and you

625
00:31:35,700 –> 00:31:38,600
rubbed, his bald spot in into
the Magic 8-Ball thing, showed

626
00:31:38,600 –> 00:31:41,100
up and said, try again later and
that would appear.

627
00:31:41,100 –> 00:31:43,400
And then I’d go insane because
of how funny I thought it was

628
00:31:43,400 –> 00:31:45,200
and if you like that we need
some more.

629
00:31:45,300 –> 00:31:48,400
We need men made of Sterner
stuff than this mcspadden kid.

630
00:31:49,100 –> 00:31:55,300
So this this device allegedly
focused on the Primitive mind as

631
00:31:55,300 –> 00:31:58,400
opposed to the conscious mind.
It’s suppressed the conscious

632
00:31:58,400 –> 00:32:00,900
mind made the Primitive mind
more active.

633
00:32:01,100 –> 00:32:04,600
The Primitive mind is highly
suggestible, very controllable.

634
00:32:04,800 –> 00:32:08,800
Intends to act by focusing all
its power on a subject allowing

635
00:32:08,800 –> 00:32:11,700
for much greater displays of
power than the conscious mind.

636
00:32:12,100 –> 00:32:14,500
Literally, that’s how the secret
works.

637
00:32:14,600 –> 00:32:16,600
Yeah.
Is that just, you know, you’re

638
00:32:16,600 –> 00:32:19,700
programming Man Group brain?
Your subconscious and your

639
00:32:19,700 –> 00:32:22,200
subconscious just brings all
that shit to you.

640
00:32:22,300 –> 00:32:24,300
Yeah.
Which is like Yeah, I guess

641
00:32:24,300 –> 00:32:26,400
that’s the part of the brain
that you can manipulate is just

642
00:32:26,400 –> 00:32:29,400
a hungry horny sleepy.
You know, Corridor rice not

643
00:32:29,400 –> 00:32:31,500
dealing with, you know, the
esoteric nature of life and

644
00:32:31,500 –> 00:32:33,900
death and all the stuff that we
have the burden of grappling

645
00:32:33,900 –> 00:32:36,400
with is, you know, more evolved
like the did forms of

646
00:32:36,400 –> 00:32:37,500
intelligence.
Yeah.

647
00:32:37,500 –> 00:32:40,300
But I mean I’ve been how do you
fucking how do you just like?

648
00:32:40,300 –> 00:32:43,100
Put that, how do you make a USB
cable that goes in there and

649
00:32:43,100 –> 00:32:45,200
makes monsters real?
Like that’s where you’d look

650
00:32:45,200 –> 00:32:48,500
right, right?
Elon Musk is working on it.

651
00:32:48,500 –> 00:32:50,600
I hope so.
I mean, I want to do something

652
00:32:50,600 –> 00:32:55,500
fun in that super tunnel so
after The Montauk, chair worked

653
00:32:55,500 –> 00:32:59,000
at least in terms of beaming
thoughts to other places

654
00:32:59,000 –> 00:33:00,900
researchers move on to a new
goal.

655
00:33:01,000 –> 00:33:04,700
They want to see if a person can
create a solid object out of

656
00:33:04,700 –> 00:33:07,300
thin air using only their
thoughts.

657
00:33:07,400 –> 00:33:12,400
And I did not put the guys name
in the notes.

658
00:33:12,400 –> 00:33:14,900
Let me go find it.
Yeah, because that’s when you

659
00:33:15,400 –> 00:33:18,700
can just like imagine something
and just like, Bewitched it

660
00:33:18,700 –> 00:33:20,900
wiggle.
Your nose into existence, which

661
00:33:20,900 –> 00:33:23,900
is like, I guess with the most
outlandish thing, Just

662
00:33:23,900 –> 00:33:27,700
evaporating physical matter with
your thoughts through some sort

663
00:33:27,700 –> 00:33:31,400
of the 1980s radio dish, you
know?

664
00:33:31,400 –> 00:33:35,000
It’s yeah, it seems like like
hacking into you know the

665
00:33:35,000 –> 00:33:38,400
Federal Reserve with a Sega
Genesis It seems impossible you

666
00:33:38,400 –> 00:33:42,500
know just on-site Duncan Cameron
is the the name of the guy who

667
00:33:42,500 –> 00:33:48,500
allegedly was psychically active
and did most of the Montauk

668
00:33:48,600 –> 00:33:51,200
experiments.
Yeah, from the Montauk chairs,

669
00:33:51,200 –> 00:33:52,800
the mr.
Wolf, that called in with a

670
00:33:52,800 –> 00:33:54,900
needed to go to The big brain,
right?

671
00:33:54,900 –> 00:33:58,400
You know to come clean up the
experiment or the you know, the

672
00:33:58,400 –> 00:34:01,200
science or whatever.
And one of the things he is

673
00:34:01,200 –> 00:34:06,300
alleged to have been able to do
was to create objects just by

674
00:34:06,300 –> 00:34:09,699
thinking hard enough and they
talked about like buildings

675
00:34:09,699 –> 00:34:12,600
being created and it’s like well
take a picture.

676
00:34:12,600 –> 00:34:17,699
It’s not like the 70s by now
snap a pic, we had filmed it all

677
00:34:17,699 –> 00:34:18,400
this shit.
Yeah.

678
00:34:18,400 –> 00:34:21,500
You should be able to document
all of these things.

679
00:34:21,500 –> 00:34:23,400
There should be a bunch of
pictures of guys with short

680
00:34:23,400 –> 00:34:25,100
sleeves.
Of white shirts and black ties

681
00:34:25,100 –> 00:34:26,800
with glasses and flat tops
going.

682
00:34:26,800 –> 00:34:28,400
Oh sure.
It looks like we just became

683
00:34:28,400 –> 00:34:29,800
God.
This is problematic.

684
00:34:29,800 –> 00:34:32,900
Everyone’s smoking.
Yeah, that’s the main way to let

685
00:34:32,900 –> 00:34:35,500
people know.
A workplace is a 70s workplace.

686
00:34:35,500 –> 00:34:38,800
Everyone smoking is set
designer.

687
00:34:38,800 –> 00:34:41,699
Adam Todd Brown.
Now that is always the best is

688
00:34:41,699 –> 00:34:43,600
when you’re like, man, it we
were so good.

689
00:34:43,600 –> 00:34:46,600
We could figure out how to split
an atom, but we didn’t know that

690
00:34:46,600 –> 00:34:49,400
inhaling fucking fire all day
would be bad.

691
00:34:49,500 –> 00:34:52,100
I’m old enough to have worked at
a few places where you could

692
00:34:52,100 –> 00:34:55,199
smoke at your desk.
Oh, Wow dude I do I had a

693
00:34:55,199 –> 00:34:59,000
telemarketing job that was just
in the perfect smoking job in

694
00:34:59,000 –> 00:35:03,400
the back of a room of a like in
the back room of a storefront

695
00:35:03,400 –> 00:35:06,200
yeah you’re looking at your next
crates of oranges you know

696
00:35:06,200 –> 00:35:08,500
people fucking smoking like
crazy.

697
00:35:08,500 –> 00:35:11,100
It was such a nightmare.
Oh man that sounds awesome.

698
00:35:11,100 –> 00:35:13,800
Just make a call doing a line
every day.

699
00:35:13,800 –> 00:35:16,600
That’s your sales bell every
time you actually move.

700
00:35:16,600 –> 00:35:17,800
Yeah.
Unity fucking.

701
00:35:18,800 –> 00:35:21,800
So yeah.
This guy was apparently able to

702
00:35:21,800 –> 00:35:24,500
create objects out of of thin
air.

703
00:35:24,600 –> 00:35:28,000
There was also the Seeing Eye
experiment in which subject was

704
00:35:28,000 –> 00:35:31,200
given a lock of hair or other
object belonging to another

705
00:35:31,200 –> 00:35:33,400
person.
And if they concentrated hard

706
00:35:33,400 –> 00:35:37,300
enough, they be able to see and
hear everything that person

707
00:35:37,300 –> 00:35:40,300
could see in here, no matter
where that person was.

708
00:35:40,500 –> 00:35:44,600
Yes you can kind of hack the
webcam Zuckerberg style of their

709
00:35:44,600 –> 00:35:47,800
brain, right?
And so naturally the next step

710
00:35:47,800 –> 00:35:49,800
is going to be time travel.
Of course.

711
00:35:49,800 –> 00:35:53,300
Yeah where else do you go once
you’re sending thoughts across

712
00:35:53,300 –> 00:35:56,000
the Tensions.
You got to start right, dudes?

713
00:35:56,000 –> 00:35:59,800
Surf, that wave and go fucking
make some sports gambling money.

714
00:36:00,000 –> 00:36:01,100
Yeah.
Whatever.

715
00:36:01,100 –> 00:36:03,200
You know, I love that.
There’s your parents to fuck.

716
00:36:03,400 –> 00:36:07,800
How about I love that recently?
There’s been a debate breaking

717
00:36:07,800 –> 00:36:11,100
out online about the idea of
going back in time and killing

718
00:36:11,100 –> 00:36:12,300
Baby Hitler.
Oh yeah.

719
00:36:12,300 –> 00:36:15,000
Because Ben Shapiro made some
sort of pro-life thing about it

720
00:36:15,000 –> 00:36:17,000
and that’s I saw a baby Hitler
trending.

721
00:36:17,000 –> 00:36:18,800
And I’m like, we got nothing
better to talk about.

722
00:36:18,900 –> 00:36:22,900
Yeah, which I do get it because
I do, I’d maybe kill like teen

723
00:36:22,900 –> 00:36:24,000
Hitler.
Yeah.

724
00:36:24,000 –> 00:36:25,300
But Baby Hitler would be a
little.

725
00:36:25,300 –> 00:36:26,800
That’d be like, how would you do
it?

726
00:36:26,800 –> 00:36:28,500
Like you have to think about all
the fucking?

727
00:36:28,500 –> 00:36:30,000
Yes, I don’t know.
Big Rock.

728
00:36:30,000 –> 00:36:32,300
I guess.
Just be a baby there in front of

729
00:36:32,300 –> 00:36:33,100
you.
Yeah.

730
00:36:33,500 –> 00:36:37,200
Not put them, maybe it, maybe
you steal them and adopt him and

731
00:36:37,207 –> 00:36:38,400
try to raise him.
Good.

732
00:36:38,500 –> 00:36:41,400
Yeah, bring him back.
Yeah, get him in art, school

733
00:36:41,400 –> 00:36:44,200
enroll him in that fucking thing
where you just have to draw

734
00:36:44,200 –> 00:36:45,900
Tippy the Turtle.
They’ll take anybody.

735
00:36:45,900 –> 00:36:47,200
Yeah.
You just, you just oh, yeah,

736
00:36:47,200 –> 00:36:50,300
yeah, the fucking actor, the
Maury Povich commercial.

737
00:36:50,300 –> 00:36:54,100
Our college is like if you can
trace this tree then Can be

738
00:36:54,100 –> 00:36:56,900
Picasso.
Just, I actually, I sent one of

739
00:36:56,900 –> 00:37:01,300
those n wants like know from my
20s, in this traveling salesman

740
00:37:01,600 –> 00:37:06,000
showed up, he had to be like 70
years old, said, and was really

741
00:37:06,000 –> 00:37:08,800
like I almost did it because
you, I assume you do, learn some

742
00:37:08,800 –> 00:37:10,800
decent stuff about drawing, I’m
sure.

743
00:37:10,800 –> 00:37:12,800
Yeah, I’m sure you know there’s
like a hundred and fifty dollars

744
00:37:12,800 –> 00:37:15,100
a month and I did not have that.
Oh yeah.

745
00:37:15,200 –> 00:37:19,000
This was like late 90s.
I also sent one in when I was

746
00:37:19,000 –> 00:37:20,100
eight.
Oh yeah.

747
00:37:20,100 –> 00:37:23,400
And they were like you’re eight
the good Chi.

748
00:37:23,600 –> 00:37:25,200
Keep it up Slugger.
They send you that note that

749
00:37:25,200 –> 00:37:27,800
supposed to go in the back of
your book about all your success

750
00:37:27,800 –> 00:37:30,200
later on or whatever he does,
they would when he sent those

751
00:37:30,200 –> 00:37:31,600
in.
They would actually give you

752
00:37:31,600 –> 00:37:33,700
notes and send it back to you.
Oh yeah.

753
00:37:33,700 –> 00:37:36,300
They were like you’re eight.
You can’t enroll but also like

754
00:37:36,300 –> 00:37:39,100
your shading here was off.
Yes like fuck you.

755
00:37:39,100 –> 00:37:40,700
I’m eight.
Hey, remember where the lights

756
00:37:40,700 –> 00:37:44,300
coming from coming out of my ass
from fucking I’m I don’t even

757
00:37:44,300 –> 00:37:45,700
know.
Fractions yet dick.

758
00:37:45,700 –> 00:37:50,000
So with the Montauk chair they
eventually turn it into a time

759
00:37:50,000 –> 00:37:53,100
travel device.
Yeah, as The Story Goes, sure.

760
00:37:53,600 –> 00:37:58,300
And subjects were able to open
portals to any point in history

761
00:37:58,500 –> 00:38:00,400
just by concentrating on the
date.

762
00:38:00,400 –> 00:38:03,400
They wanted to go to which again
if that’s you’re like fucking

763
00:38:03,400 –> 00:38:08,400
GPS is just thinking really hard
about March 7th 1955, that seems

764
00:38:08,400 –> 00:38:12,100
improbable, right?
And with that the project

765
00:38:12,100 –> 00:38:16,200
becomes Phoenix three, well, I
think they push the franchise

766
00:38:16,200 –> 00:38:19,400
one too far.
If I’m being honest.

767
00:38:19,400 –> 00:38:21,400
Yeah.
Bill and Ted’s, Excellent,

768
00:38:21,400 –> 00:38:26,700
teleportation Adventure.
ER for sure and from 1981 to

769
00:38:26,700 –> 00:38:32,100
1983 the project focuses solely
on exploring time itself.

770
00:38:32,100 –> 00:38:34,000
You know a lot of meat on the
bone there that’s do you can

771
00:38:34,000 –> 00:38:36,700
probably cover all the time and
two years, researchers

772
00:38:36,700 –> 00:38:39,400
kidnapped, large numbers of
homeless people as test

773
00:38:39,400 –> 00:38:41,800
subjects.
Now this part, I believe, yeah

774
00:38:41,800 –> 00:38:44,900
that this is right out of the
Playbook and if the next

775
00:38:44,900 –> 00:38:48,000
sentence was that’s why
deinstitutionalization happened,

776
00:38:48,000 –> 00:38:50,600
because we needed this crop of
homeless people that we could

777
00:38:50,700 –> 00:38:53,700
focus on this project.
Hey Reagan set, you free Some

778
00:38:53,700 –> 00:38:56,900
crazies.
I would 100% agree that that’s

779
00:38:56,900 –> 00:39:00,300
probably a cook, the books, a
little bit on human suffering so

780
00:39:00,300 –> 00:39:05,300
we can make a space chair.
Well, okay I’m rattled re and

781
00:39:05,300 –> 00:39:09,800
I’m in hell and I’m here to tell
you about bacon and crack.

782
00:39:09,800 –> 00:39:11,700
Nothing tastes better than
bacon.

783
00:39:11,800 –> 00:39:15,400
So they research the
researchers, kidnap, all these

784
00:39:15,400 –> 00:39:18,700
people and just send them
through time travel ports,

785
00:39:19,200 –> 00:39:22,300
imagine being homeless, and then
all the sudden you’re fucking

786
00:39:22,400 –> 00:39:25,900
Cleopatra, has A scimitar in
that your throat and where did

787
00:39:25,900 –> 00:39:28,800
you get these garments you’re
wearing and these are good

788
00:39:28,800 –> 00:39:31,600
though but banana potato you
can’t even talk to anyone in his

789
00:39:31,600 –> 00:39:33,400
time.
But how many times have we read

790
00:39:33,400 –> 00:39:34,900
stories?
About a homeless dude?

791
00:39:34,900 –> 00:39:38,000
Who gets arrested and police are
like he said he was here from

792
00:39:38,000 –> 00:39:43,200
the year 2044 I know it makes me
think like is are they where we

793
00:39:43,200 –> 00:39:46,200
just mon talking them all over
the place canaries in the coal

794
00:39:46,200 –> 00:39:51,700
mine of fucking time if they
returned, they were to report on

795
00:39:51,700 –> 00:39:54,700
what they saw most of them.
Did not return.

796
00:39:54,900 –> 00:39:57,700
Oh, no way.
So you’re just stuck in a

797
00:39:57,700 –> 00:40:01,300
different time as a homeless
person possibly in a time where

798
00:40:01,300 –> 00:40:03,200
they’re like what’s a homeless
person?

799
00:40:03,200 –> 00:40:05,700
No you have to go to the only
time it’s worse to be a homeless

800
00:40:05,700 –> 00:40:08,000
person.
The past second worst places

801
00:40:08,000 –> 00:40:10,600
right now.
Yeah, third worst place fucking

802
00:40:10,800 –> 00:40:14,200
Magna Carta England.
It’s also claimed that large

803
00:40:14,200 –> 00:40:18,700
numbers of children, all males
between the ages of 10 and 16

804
00:40:18,900 –> 00:40:22,800
and all with stereotypical area
and traits were sent to the

805
00:40:22,800 –> 00:40:26,700
year.
Ste 37 ad to investigate.

806
00:40:26,700 –> 00:40:31,100
A ruined City and more
specifically a horse statue.

807
00:40:31,100 –> 00:40:33,200
That was there.
That’s got to be Denver, gotta

808
00:40:33,200 –> 00:40:35,800
be, there’s no other plate.
That has to be that’s big for

809
00:40:35,800 –> 00:40:38,000
the probably one of the biggest
statues of a horse in the world.

810
00:40:38,000 –> 00:40:39,000
For sure.
Right.

811
00:40:39,000 –> 00:40:43,500
You know, and how comforting is
that, that is not to like 6,000

812
00:40:43,500 –> 00:40:45,000
that we have to go fucking look
into that.

813
00:40:45,000 –> 00:40:46,400
Yeah.
I mean, like the idea that we

814
00:40:46,408 –> 00:40:49,700
still do, if the, if the cities
are crumbling at 4000 years,

815
00:40:49,700 –> 00:40:51,800
it’s a pretty good run for us.
Yeah, we did.

816
00:40:51,800 –> 00:40:52,800
All right.
Yeah.

817
00:40:53,600 –> 00:40:55,000
But that’s got yeah that’s got
to be Denver.

818
00:40:55,000 –> 00:40:57,700
That’s got to be warhorse.
Good for you or whore still

819
00:40:57,700 –> 00:41:01,200
stand-in in 60-37.
Oh absolutely, why didn’t that

820
00:41:01,200 –> 00:41:03,800
thing collapse?
I mean fucking we’re talking

821
00:41:03,800 –> 00:41:06,200
could Superior conspiracy
engineering.

822
00:41:06,900 –> 00:41:10,800
So let’s talk about the end of
the Montauk project.

823
00:41:10,800 –> 00:41:16,900
It finally ended August 12 1983
when Yoko came around which

824
00:41:16,900 –> 00:41:22,000
you’ll note is August. 12th is
the date that the original

825
00:41:22,000 –> 00:41:25,100
Philadelphia Experiment.
And yeah 1943.

826
00:41:25,100 –> 00:41:28,600
Yeah, so they wanted they really
they’re into just like clean 40

827
00:41:28,600 –> 00:41:30,700
or anniversaries.
You write like the sergeant

828
00:41:30,700 –> 00:41:32,800
pepper reissue, 20 years ago
today.

829
00:41:32,800 –> 00:41:34,300
Oh wow.
Look at that.

830
00:41:34,300 –> 00:41:38,400
And on that date a portal was
opened that connected Montauk

831
00:41:38,400 –> 00:41:43,000
base with the USS Eldridge, 40
years in the past during the

832
00:41:43,000 –> 00:41:45,000
original Philadelphia
Experiment.

833
00:41:45,000 –> 00:41:47,500
Sure.
And for some reason, it’s at

834
00:41:47,500 –> 00:41:50,300
this point that people working
on the project became

835
00:41:50,300 –> 00:41:55,200
uncomfortable with its goals and
To throw a wrench in the gears.

836
00:41:55,400 –> 00:41:58,400
I can’t believe this this story
is about to get crazier.

837
00:41:58,500 –> 00:42:00,600
Oh yeah, it’s just, we’re almost
done.

838
00:42:00,600 –> 00:42:04,100
We’ve covered so much crazy shit
and it’s just about to get it

839
00:42:04,100 –> 00:42:05,600
warrants.
We’ve already reached Ender’s

840
00:42:05,600 –> 00:42:08,800
Game.
Five, even more homophobic

841
00:42:08,800 –> 00:42:10,900
addition, you know?
And now it’s like, what the,

842
00:42:10,900 –> 00:42:12,900
what, where do we go?
How do you escalate?

843
00:42:13,200 –> 00:42:17,100
But they do it.
So the when this Wormhole opens

844
00:42:17,100 –> 00:42:20,800
to the original Philadelphia
Experiment, everyone decides

845
00:42:20,800 –> 00:42:23,100
someone on the base two sides.
This is too much.

846
00:42:23,100 –> 00:42:26,500
We have to Shut it down.
And the way they do that is to

847
00:42:26,500 –> 00:42:31,000
whisper some unknown phrase into
the ear of Duncan Cameron.

848
00:42:31,000 –> 00:42:34,700
Who is the one who had opened
this portal and this code phrase

849
00:42:34,700 –> 00:42:40,000
caused Cameron to release a
monster from his subconscious.

850
00:42:40,000 –> 00:42:42,600
Yep.
The creature named, the beast

851
00:42:42,600 –> 00:42:47,500
from the ID materialized as a
large hairy monster, that

852
00:42:47,500 –> 00:42:52,100
smashed its way around the base
and ate everything in its path.

853
00:42:52,100 –> 00:42:54,700
Now, if you can imagine, Your
old media reading this and

854
00:42:54,700 –> 00:43:01,500
going, it has to be true.
And at this point project member

855
00:43:01,500 –> 00:43:05,500
start, cutting cables and
conduits in an attempt to sever

856
00:43:05,500 –> 00:43:09,000
power to the base and shut down
the project.

857
00:43:09,000 –> 00:43:11,700
I remember sending this exact
story to, like this girl, I

858
00:43:11,707 –> 00:43:13,800
liked that I was emailing with
and she’s like, what are you

859
00:43:13,800 –> 00:43:15,300
doing over the summer?
Is like I’ve been reading about

860
00:43:15,300 –> 00:43:18,900
this, you know, no idea that
that’s not what you said to a

861
00:43:18,900 –> 00:43:23,000
girl you like.
And so once they’re able to shut

862
00:43:23,000 –> 00:43:25,800
everything down, apparently the
monster disappears.

863
00:43:25,900 –> 00:43:28,600
I guess that.
Yes, it’s it goes back to the

864
00:43:28,600 –> 00:43:29,800
land of it.
Sure.

865
00:43:30,000 –> 00:43:34,200
And a year, later, a team of
black Berets, which that just

866
00:43:34,200 –> 00:43:37,000
sounds ominous.
Oh, yeah, we know the Green

867
00:43:37,000 –> 00:43:37,700
Berets.
Are the ones.

868
00:43:37,700 –> 00:43:39,200
We always think of, as the good
guys.

869
00:43:39,200 –> 00:43:41,000
What do the black Berets do?
I mean?

870
00:43:41,000 –> 00:43:42,300
Yeah, they’re pretty shit like
this.

871
00:43:42,400 –> 00:43:45,200
Bill like fucking, you know, or
subsection. 31.

872
00:43:45,200 –> 00:43:47,300
And Star Trek.
They just do all the the sketchy

873
00:43:47,300 –> 00:43:49,900
shit, right?
And they were sent into the

874
00:43:49,900 –> 00:43:54,300
Montauk base with orders to
shoot anything that moved after

875
00:43:54,300 –> 00:43:56,500
that, they clear air after they
cleared the base.

876
00:43:56,500 –> 00:44:00,400
Fortunately, this was after the
Furby craze And it led to a lot

877
00:44:00,400 –> 00:44:04,400
of accidental deaths a second
team moved in to remove any

878
00:44:04,400 –> 00:44:07,800
equipment, deemed too, sensitive
to abandoned, the underground

879
00:44:07,800 –> 00:44:09,900
Chambers were sealed.
And eventually filled with

880
00:44:09,900 –> 00:44:13,600
cement base, was abandoned and
donated to the state of New York

881
00:44:13,600 –> 00:44:15,100
as a park.
Yeah.

882
00:44:15,100 –> 00:44:17,100
And I remember the website that
I was reading back in the day

883
00:44:17,100 –> 00:44:20,100
was, but this guy was like, I
went hiking there and I wish I

884
00:44:20,100 –> 00:44:22,400
had my camera I but I swear to
God.

885
00:44:22,500 –> 00:44:25,900
Three black helicopters start
hovering right above me and I

886
00:44:25,900 –> 00:44:29,000
start running away.
I was like whoa whoa.

887
00:44:29,200 –> 00:44:31,000
Wouldn’t you take your camera?
Yeah, I was like man.

888
00:44:31,000 –> 00:44:33,600
I wish that guy had his camera
because that’s definitely right.

889
00:44:34,900 –> 00:44:39,300
So yeah, this is I feel like
most of the information out of

890
00:44:39,300 –> 00:44:42,300
the last two episodes is mostly
made up.

891
00:44:42,400 –> 00:44:46,300
Yes, that way, it feels dubious
to even call it information.

892
00:44:48,100 –> 00:44:52,200
Most of the it’s fanfiction.
This is government fanfiction

893
00:44:52,200 –> 00:44:55,200
well but it’s for hey, I fucking
cool.

894
00:44:55,200 –> 00:44:57,000
That’s really that.
That would be cool, you know?

895
00:44:57,000 –> 00:44:59,000
Yeah, I mean, we know the
Montauk base is real.

896
00:44:59,000 –> 00:44:59,900
It’s out there.
Yeah.

897
00:44:59,900 –> 00:45:02,300
But if it is, this, what I mean,
did they try to do it?

898
00:45:02,300 –> 00:45:05,000
Like, I like the most I would
believe is that they tried to

899
00:45:05,000 –> 00:45:06,500
do.
This looks like dumb shit

900
00:45:06,500 –> 00:45:08,400
thought they could do this.
Yeah.

901
00:45:08,400 –> 00:45:11,600
And I wouldn’t doubt that we
have some of our radar dodging

902
00:45:11,600 –> 00:45:15,400
technology that we have now out
of experiments like this.

903
00:45:15,400 –> 00:45:17,700
But oh yeah, there’s all kinds
of stuff with that.

904
00:45:17,900 –> 00:45:21,200
It’s all very real.
Yeah but the time-travel thing

905
00:45:21,200 –> 00:45:24,800
the Montauk chair it’s just all
sounds a little crazy.

906
00:45:24,800 –> 00:45:27,800
Yeah just bringing things into
being the yeah I mean that’s

907
00:45:27,800 –> 00:45:31,000
just stuff that I like.
I don’t think you can do that

908
00:45:31,000 –> 00:45:34,700
with a, you know, a computer as
powerful as, you know, a fucking

909
00:45:34,700 –> 00:45:36,300
Dreamcast.
I think you got to have

910
00:45:36,300 –> 00:45:39,400
something a little bit stronger.
Like I just don’t think like,

911
00:45:39,700 –> 00:45:41,400
you know, there’s certain things
where it’s like, oh we’re

912
00:45:41,400 –> 00:45:44,600
definitely way further along,
but it’s like, if you could do

913
00:45:44,600 –> 00:45:47,700
this back then some guy with a
Raspberry Pi.

914
00:45:47,800 –> 00:45:50,600
Vienna neckbeard would have
figured it out now, right?

915
00:45:50,600 –> 00:45:52,500
You know, we’d have a version of
it for sure.

916
00:45:52,500 –> 00:45:54,100
Yeah, that’s what the 3D printer
is.

917
00:45:54,100 –> 00:45:55,900
Yeah, you’d be able to
BitTorrent some sort of

918
00:45:55,900 –> 00:45:59,900
teleportation mod for your Steam
account or some what if every 3D

919
00:45:59,900 –> 00:46:02,400
printer is connected to some
fucking dude, sitting in a

920
00:46:02,408 –> 00:46:05,800
Montauk chair, who’s just like,
no just shitting out.

921
00:46:05,800 –> 00:46:09,100
A little fucking Tamagotchi
Trinkets and printing out Homer,

922
00:46:09,100 –> 00:46:11,700
Simpson statues and shit, just
farts.

923
00:46:11,700 –> 00:46:14,000
And then some guys are gone.
You’re like, okay I guess that’s

924
00:46:14,000 –> 00:46:17,000
where it comes from.
So that’s that’s the Montauk

925
00:46:17,000 –> 00:46:19,300
project in.
Philadelphia Experiment.

926
00:46:20,100 –> 00:46:21,600
That’s our episode.
Yeah.

927
00:46:21,600 –> 00:46:23,800
As a fun one.
Yeah, I like the nice well like

928
00:46:23,800 –> 00:46:25,800
the ones that aren’t real so you
don’t have to feel too

929
00:46:25,800 –> 00:46:26,900
terrified.
Yeah.

930
00:46:26,900 –> 00:46:29,600
It doesn’t make me afraid to
walk outside.

931
00:46:29,600 –> 00:46:33,200
He doesn’t make me afraid of
dust reading my mind, like, some

932
00:46:33,200 –> 00:46:35,400
of our other shows.
Yeah.

933
00:46:35,600 –> 00:46:39,600
So this is a free episode, don’t
forget, you get bonus episodes

934
00:46:39,600 –> 00:46:43,100
on patreon.com slash on pops,
just five dollars a month, you

935
00:46:43,100 –> 00:46:46,300
get bonus episodes of this and I
believe that gives you access to

936
00:46:46,300 –> 00:46:49,100
about 95 hours.
Hours a day of shows.

937
00:46:49,100 –> 00:46:51,000
Yeah pretty good.
Deed spread the best deal on

938
00:46:51,000 –> 00:46:53,100
patreon.
I would say we crank it out.

939
00:46:53,200 –> 00:46:58,300
Yeah for goddamn sure.
And come to the unpopped live

940
00:46:58,300 –> 00:47:01,100
stand-up show every last
Saturday of the month at

941
00:47:01,100 –> 00:47:04,600
Hollywood Hotel.
We haven’t booked the February

942
00:47:04,600 –> 00:47:07,400
show yet but we will.
Yeah, get off our dick.

943
00:47:07,500 –> 00:47:09,100
Yeah.
We have, we got fucking, we got

944
00:47:09,100 –> 00:47:10,800
chairs to investigate.
Yeah.

945
00:47:11,600 –> 00:47:12,700
Connor.
What do you have to plug?

946
00:47:13,000 –> 00:47:16,100
Man, if you want to see me a
coming up on the road, February

947
00:47:16,100 –> 00:47:19,200
6th, laughs and limited in.
By the way, tickets early shows

948
00:47:19,200 –> 00:47:21,800
on my website economy,
expand.com and met some cool

949
00:47:21,900 –> 00:47:24,300
mean blows done pops listeners.
Last time I was up there and I

950
00:47:24,308 –> 00:47:27,200
was bring people presents if
they come a come see me or

951
00:47:27,200 –> 00:47:28,700
whatever?
I give them a little goodies.

952
00:47:28,700 –> 00:47:30,600
So oh yeah.
That’s sweetens the deal and I

953
00:47:30,600 –> 00:47:33,400
do like to meet people, it’s fun
so I’ll be there I’ll be the

954
00:47:33,400 –> 00:47:35,500
account of Houston.
San Diego, the 8th and the 9th.

955
00:47:35,500 –> 00:47:40,200
If you want to come say hi down
in SD Reno at the Reno Tahoe

956
00:47:40,200 –> 00:47:42,900
underground comedy, something or
other March 14th through the

957
00:47:42,900 –> 00:47:45,700
16th and then a big old Mean,
Boys tour all through the South.

958
00:47:45,700 –> 00:47:47,700
Me Keith Carrie and Tom God’s
going to Houston.

959
00:47:47,800 –> 00:47:50,100
Tonight, ostin Dallas, Kansas
City st.

960
00:47:50,100 –> 00:47:53,000
Louis Nashville, Atlanta and
Orlando.

961
00:47:53,000 –> 00:47:54,600
So tickets for those will be up
on me.

962
00:47:54,600 –> 00:47:56,300
Boys, podcast.com and come see a
show.

963
00:47:56,300 –> 00:47:57,700
It’s fun.
We always have a big party

964
00:47:57,700 –> 00:47:59,000
afterwards.
Bunch of the crater.

965
00:47:59,000 –> 00:48:00,700
We get to the dominatrix is
there.

966
00:48:00,700 –> 00:48:03,500
You know, it’s at some point.
We got a taste Tom for this new

967
00:48:03,500 –> 00:48:05,800
iTunes review goal Showdown.
Someone sent us a taser in the

968
00:48:05,808 –> 00:48:08,300
mail already so that’ll be a
whole big fun party if you want

969
00:48:08,300 –> 00:48:09,600
to come.
Check it out, nice.

970
00:48:09,700 –> 00:48:11,100
All right, let’s get the fuck
out of here.

971
00:48:11,100 –> 00:48:12,900
Connor say goodbye.
Goodbye everybody.

972
00:48:18,300 –> 00:48:18,600
People.