Conspiracy! The Show The Aspartame Conspiracy

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Welcome to conspiracy the show
with your host, Adam Todd Brown

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and Connor mcspadden.
Hey everybody.

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Hey, welcome to conspiracy the
show.

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Actually, I pronounce that wrong
conspiracy the show.

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Shouldn’t it be your real name?
Couldn’t be conspiracy the show?

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No, no, because that would
imply.

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There’s questions.
He like coats baracy and I

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usually launch into these
knowing how I feel about them.

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I like to, I like to Bit more
right away as like a perfume in

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the 90s who canaries conspiracy?
I bet there is a perfume called

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conspirator has to be if not
coming soon to the unpopped

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merch store which doesn’t exist
yet.

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But soon which expects that
store may or may not exist

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already conspiracy.
You’re gonna have to find it

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Hume where I called the fume for
short saves me time.

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When I paint old lady in
bottles.

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Hell yeah dude the toilet hey
you might have noticed I have

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Guests in the building.
I’ll just fucking chitter

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chattering.
Yeah, she’s over there.

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I’ll shut up in the other room.
No quit.

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That’s good.
That’s Quincy.

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Johnson.
The second I would prefer you

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not shut up because I love those
dulcet tones.

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Thank you sir.
Yeah, she and that was obviously

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danger Van Gorder.
Hi everybody.

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Back for the first time.
I’m so happy to be here like,

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you never left.
I injured.

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I hope that’s how people feel
about.

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Danger is a new dad, but you
guys, I, I mean on the way over

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here I was thinking that he’s
gonna cut me off.

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You know because that but that’s
a different show on podcast from

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show.
So guys, hit up, Brett had a

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bit.
You’re lucky.

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I had a baby, she’s gorgeous,
she’s very sweet.

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I love her so much and and it’s
nice to be sitting over here

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with the with the pair of dads
who get it with the bro.

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Yeah you’ve been there in there.
This officially dudes Night Out

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is I’m very excited.
We should go get some jalapeno

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poppers after this.
Yeah, some breaks and Miller

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Lite.
Lights.

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An awesome Blossom.
I mean, I’m an awesome or a

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Bloomin Onion.
Bloomin Onion.

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There is an Outback in the
vicinity short for vicinity when

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I love, when he saves me, lots
of time.

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When I talk nice, I liked where
you were.

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You going with this?
Thank you.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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They sold be able to shorten one
of those words I was like

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they’re already all short.
Mmm this wasn’t a good move

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danger.
Huh you’ve been on an episode of

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conspiracy before, right?
I have, it’s where you’re

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wildly.
Speculate.

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Be often baseless.
And provide no evidence

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supporting, that’s not true at
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What the Fox News, bro?
What did we talk about on your

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episode?
I think I was in an early one

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regarding Courtney.
Love’s definite murder of, oh,

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sure, you do Bane.
Yeah, well, that’s an easy one

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and I think I did another one
with Connor way back in the back

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but I can’t remember because I
just remember sitting there

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going like, oh man, he’s so
intimidating, he’s very funny.

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Connor Connor.
What since Imitating about

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Connor.
I don’t know I just I’m so I’m

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so positive and upbeat or I try
to be, I pretend to be so

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overall.
What’s your stance on conspiracy

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theories?
I generally I’m suspicious of

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those in power.
I’m suspicious of those who try

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to protect their power.
But I also, I tend to keep a

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somewhat spec, skeptical mind,
but more to the point is, I

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don’t spend a lot of my brain
power on these kinds of things

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off.
You know, I don’t go digging

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that out.
But I did on the way home Tech

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spec like, we’re about to make
some dietary changes in this app

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sold.
Oh yeah.

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This is horrifying.
Yep.

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Quince, you’ve never Quincy!
You’ve never been on a

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conspiracy pod, right?
No, I had you booked on one and

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then you were never on Endeavour
on speaking of conspiracy.

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Uh, where did you go?
Can’t tell you.

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Yeah, I tell you, but then I’d
have to kill you.

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Call it.
You call it a like a black bag

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operation.
Whoa.

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Wow, maybe back when you were,
you were a kid.

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Black bags were okay but yeah we
don’t black bag it anymore, you

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know me.
Yeah we’re recording this close

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to Halloween semi-translucent
bag from which you can have a

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general sense of your
surroundings but I wouldn’t I

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suck.
I like a nice transgender bag.

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Hmm.
Yeah yeah I like that Quincy.

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What are you one that normally
takes to conspiracy theories?

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Just as long as it if it makes
enough sense when I don’t have

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to fill in a bunch of gaps
there?

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There are several conspiracies
where I go Now there’s something

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to it, it may not happen.
I don’t know the full story but

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no there is something to this.
I feel almost a responsibility

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at this point in the history of
the United States to sort of

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stick up for the idea of
conspiracy theories because it’s

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becoming a word or a phrase that
has such a stigma to it.

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And I think this episode is a
good example of how whether

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people like it or not.
Cease to happen and all a

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conspiracy really is is a bunch
of people working together

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toward the same goal but they’re
trying to keep that a secret

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that happens all the fucking
time, you know.

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I think he’s sandwich.
I did that twice yesterday.

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Yeah, that makes sense.
He send people to prison

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releases.
We send people to prison for

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committing conspiracy.
So it stands to reason that our

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government would probably engage
in some conspiracy activity, I’m

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organizations.
Well, Don’t commit the kind of

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Acts that individuals do.
Oh that’s a good point.

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Yeah no but they do.
Oh okay.

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And today we’re talking about
because it’s Halloween ask when

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this comes out what’s Halloween?
That’s shitty.

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Jamie Lee Curtis reboot.
Okay yeah I do so fucking bad I

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don’t want to see it.
That’s the conspiracy I want to

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explore next.
How is the Halloween reboot

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getting the reviews?
It’s getting that movie is

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trash.
Everybody in Hollywood knows,

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dirt on somebody else.
It’s how much dirt do you throw

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a good party?
You get enough dirt.

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You work for every Jamie.
Foxx will always work, you know,

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Jamie Lee Curtis, but Jamie Foxx
to, I would like to add the

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recent Nic cage.
Mandy, no Mandy’s, dope, dope,

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and don’t even try it.
Dumb.

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Mandy is Young, it’s a slow
down.

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Like you’re gonna like, what
about that?

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Troll commercial with the
macaroni and cheese.

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It had nothing to do with
anything and he stares at it for

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like two and a half minutes and
then he lie.

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Leaves his mother, his wife was
murdered and he’s going to watch

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a commercial?
Well yeah.

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Isn’t that a berry man?
It’s song.

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Oh Mandy, it’s like the 30
seconds he took out of his day

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to focus on the real world and
the real world was that crazy

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shit.
So it was like up.

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Everything’s crazy there to
hated that movie.

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Well, you’re wrong.
And I bet you like Halloween.

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I don’t like scary movies.
Anyway, who’s up?

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Supposed to be scary?
So we’re talking about two

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things.
We’re talking about sodium,

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Limit.
Which is a an artificial

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sweetener sexually transmitted
disease.

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It does sound like that.
It does for sure it’s an art

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form.
That’s it.

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Good boy art.
It is in making sure I didn’t

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stir the dog.
So it’s an artificial sweetener.

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It’s currently used all around
the world.

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It is usually mixed with
saccharin in a ten to one

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mixture, least potent of all the
artificial sweeteners, less

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expensive than most artificial
sweeteners, had him.

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Crash we want to know what the
what the best most effective

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natural sweeteners is my sweet
baby.

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Girl whom I loves it she’s so
sweet or your baby got that man.

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Is she stable under heating so
she can be used for baking

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Sheila.
I mean she’s nice and what

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money?
I put it in a sling and I hear I

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feel like cuddle up and like,
she’s so bumpy.

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How does she make with a grin
though?

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Yeah, I mean we don’t, we feed
her only the most nutritious,

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she approved for use in
beverages, she is decidedly not.

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Okay, she tends to well, then
right now the scoreboard says,

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Background 1, baby?
Yeah.

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Sounds like your baby is not
approved by the FDA, very sorry.

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She has blue eyes.
I’ve got brown eyes.

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I get to look at that.
How do they taste?

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That’s the only question that’s
the second eating a baby joke.

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I’ve made in as many weeks and
both times you to new parents.

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You’re going to have a lot more
opportunities.

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But yeah, this whole time I was
just like this is we’d like my

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baby girl.
Yeah, we had a dispute on pretty

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scary about whether I would eat
Kaitlyn or whether I would eat

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carry if we were stranded on an
island, in the argument, came up

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that while Caitlin has a kid.
So I have two spare Caitlin and

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then that turned into a whole
argument.

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So I decided I would just eat
the kid and the kid shall be

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cutting to, right, okay?
Like Ted Williams so that a

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reference back to know.
It’s not.

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So back to sodium, cyclamate.
It’s like I said, stable under

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heating so you can use it to
bake, which I don’t think is the

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case with a lot of artificial
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Maybe some discovered in 1937 at
the University of Illinois by

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graduate student, Michael spada.
This is so fucking great.

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He was working on a date in
synthesis of 1937, anti

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Medicaid, anti fever medication.
And at one point he said his

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cigarette down and when he put
it back in his mouth he noticed

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it.
Tasted sweet.

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And that’s how sodium cyclamate
was invented.

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If the 30s we’re doing chemistry
while flavoring, RT zones.

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Well, you know, it’s just, it’s
just great to know that this

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young man was in a lab working
on a antivirus while smoking.

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Being a cigarette.
That’s what I’m saying because

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it’s Mad Men.
All the time, baby.

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Yeah.
It’s there’s no way we’re going

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to contaminate any of what we’re
experimenting with.

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I’m smoking a goddamn cigarette
over the test tube.

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Oh yeah!
Baby Peggy.

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Did he put it in his mouth?
He put it into the powdery put

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in his mouth.
Yeah.

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What a fun side effect.
I would not like if my cigarette

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went in the powder, I’d be like
time for another cigarette.

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Do you know how much a pack of
cigarette cause bro?

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Back then probably like 14
cents.

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So much money back then.
Yeah that was allows and

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dollars.
I recently started teaching

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science to kids and the first
rule I tell them is pay

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attention in.
The second rule is don’t eat the

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science.
The guy was not listening to

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that.
These are these are fourth and

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fifth graders.
I’m talking to there was some

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clothing blend that we always
made jokes about in my chemistry

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class in high school because it
would, they would always tell us

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that would catch on fire and
they called it like Ramey or

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something.
And we Just always made jokes

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about.
Hey is what you’re wearing?

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Right now, me right now and
catch on fire, Sam Raimi.

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Then someone caught on fire and
died.

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Whoa, that didn’t happen.
Well, while you were now that

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didn’t he just said someone on
fire, I did not.

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That was just jokes kill a kid.
Not that to do.

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Not in that way, it will be set
on fire.

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Yeah.
Okay.

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It was that like puppy gets it.
He gets it.

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Anyway, she is acting out of or
so yeah, that’s how sodium

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cyclamate was invented, which
right off the That’s an amazing

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story and it was designated as
gra s which means generally

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regarded as safe.
I feel reassured already right?

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That’s a really relaxed dress.
Gasps are generally regarded as

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safe generally regarded as safe
by the FDA in 1958 at that

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point, it was marketed to
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form as a safe alternative to
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So that’s cool.
Well no here’s the thing, the

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sodium cyclamate half of this
podcast.

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This is Is what we should have,
like, sodium sick limit is what

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should be in our sweeteners in
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It’s approved in 130 other
countries and it’s not and it’s,

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it’s insane.
The reason why it’s not it, but

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by 1969.
Nice.

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Hmm, sales of sick limit, had
reached 1 billion dollars.

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Wow, call me sweet thing, right?
I’m 69 and I got a billion.

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Hey How a sec seagull flying
through the sky.

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So what happened in 1969?
Is everyone familiar?

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What happened with DDT?
Yeah, that was the wrestling

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finishing move, right?
Made famous by Jake, the Snake

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Roberts.
Yeah.

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Also, that when I was doing, I
was doing comedy Mankind.

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We can we, could ya Dirty Deeds?
That’s what I was.

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Yeah, that’s DD know that is
DDT, but in Deeds Done Dirt

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Cheap date TNT.
Okay?

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What you’re thinking of, I’m
thinking of Thunderstruck now,

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Yeah yeah.
Overrated bands can’t wait to

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see their bullshit movie in
theaters to shout out the

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Bohemian Rhapsody.
I cannot wait to not watch that.

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Yeah, that’s Queen.
Yeah I think they’re a singles

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band.
Name your three favorite Queen

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albums?
Okay, I rest my case.

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So what happened with sodium,
cyclamate at the reason I asked

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about DDT DDT, is the product
that basically eliminated Area

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at one point in history and like
eliminated.

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Malaria to the point that in Sri
Lanka or Sri Lanka.

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At the time they had millions of
DDT, cases or malaria cases the

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year before DD t– started being
used.

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And then the next year they had
like four.

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And we stopped spraying DDT
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that claimed.
It was bad for a certain type of

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bird and it was endangering this
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So we stopped using a product
that saved millions of lives.

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How strong was the science
behind that?

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It was so broken.
It was so flawed, it was junk

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science and we’ve still just
always left it band.

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You said you’re trying to tell
me, you’re trying to tell me

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right now that in 1969 we didn’t
have science figured out.

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I think we had it figured out
but the red like the public

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didn’t so they could just tell
us anything and we’d be like

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honk I believe that because
we’ve already got sweets, we

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already had, we had sexuality
race relations, science, and

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climate change.
All figured out by.

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If I recall through mostly 60s
race, relations were fine.

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I don’t know where I am on the
upswing is what it was.

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Yeah, everything figured out
what, like, why would you not?

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Why would you ever question any
research?

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That was like, if it’s presented
to you in the 60s, we knew what

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we were talking.
Yeah, yeah.

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All of it makes sense.
We were smart.

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So the first Controversy around
this started, based on a, the

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finding of a 1969, study by dr.
Jacqueline verret.

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Jackie V, Jackie the injected
chicken eggs with concentrated

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Solutions of sick, lament and
found that upon hatching, every

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chick was born with
malformations in defects so

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she’s yeah, it makes perfect
sense here.

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So she’s taking what I assume is
a nun, sterilized needle and

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jamming it into a pre.
The preborn and then squirting a

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chemical substance into that as
its in its developed, right?

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I mean this the needle might
have been sterilized who knows?

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But also you’re injecting a
foreign entity into a developing

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womb and saying it came out
weird.

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Yeah and it’s a funny chicken
and she presented her findings

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on a segment of NBC’s,
huntley-brinkley report.

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Be the first version of that
report was just Hit with hammers

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that were laced with it.
And then they, and then they all

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died.
My birds not, right?

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No.
Never even became a ticket with

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needle and birds, not lie.
If I put some nice stuff on top

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of a flamethrower and then I
flame roast them, then they

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never become Birds.
Yeah, you guys, but

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nevertheless, this is when
public sentiment turned against

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sodium, cyclamate thought she
was on you, Susan.

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She was on one of the issues on
on TV shows the big three

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networks.
And the thing is her study was

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trash.
What is garbage sign?

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But what did it say on?
Wikipedia did anybody check?

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Wikipedia?
Wikipedia was still on paper

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then, so it took a while for it
to slow.

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Like if nobody checked
Wikipedia, you can’t blame this

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scientist for making a bad
mistake because she didn’t

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nobody double-check.
Yeah, I mean we didn’t without

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Wikipedia can any mistakes made
in the past actually be blamed

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on the people who made them.
Did you check?

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Wikipedia from now on kids if
you have to write a research

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paper for school say you’re in
high school maybe College just

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ask hey George.
What did George Washington?

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Check Wikipedia.
Yeah, I don’t trust him.

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Did the Zodiac Killer?
Google is killing bad, huh?

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He couldn’t show how could he
avoid it?

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Yeah.
How would he have known?

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He could he, or she over, didn’t
tell him not to so doors there.

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Have you?
Do you watch American Horror

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Story?
No, there is American Vandal.

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I think it’s just a Rumour
within the American Horror Story

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universe, but I wouldn’t be
surprised if it’s real life

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also, but what they suggest in
the cult season of Eric, and

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horror story, is that the Zodiac
Killer was actually a group of

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radical feminists and that the I
got a funny way of showing it

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and that the men in charge of
that investigation did not want

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women to be credited with like,
getting over on the cops and

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doing all these fucking murder.
So they’re like cats, dude.

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Uh-huh, who knows that seems
seems a little thin.

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So yeah, this study was complete
junk science for starters as

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Injected that for one thing, she
injected, the eggs, like, your

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mom isn’t gonna fucking stab you
with a sodium, cyclamate needle

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while you’re in the womb.
This is, hey, her body, her

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choice, bro.
So that’s a good point.

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Come on.
And she also injected the eggs

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with more sick lament than a
human could eat before getting

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sick.
Go big or go home real quick.

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Just can we do some math?
Here does a human being weigh

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the same as in as the chicken.
Rio inside an egg.

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Well, you have to think in
comparison to body weight.

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All right, with things like
this, right?

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Like me through it.
Okay.

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It doesn’t matter about the, by
the way, comparison via whatever

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amount she put into this
chicken.

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Egg was an amount that a normal
human being could not ingest.

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So any it you pick any size
person?

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They could not ingest the amount
of sweetener.

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She shoved into this oval,
right?

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Without getting sick at which
point your body wouldn’t even

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metabolize it.
So it’s not going to give you

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any kind of disease.
Right.

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See think I already understood
that.

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I just want everybody else.
Oh yeah, so I know I think

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everyone got it except you,
that’s what I think happened.

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Got it.
I got it first so that it’s a

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second study, appears a few
weeks later after this one.

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And it claims that Lab Rats were
developing cancer because of

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sick limit consumption.
Clint it.

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This is the, this is where I
suspect someone in the sugar

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industry was probably going to
these people and being like,

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Like hey, if you can Jen up some
science say I’m not that sick

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limits.
Bad will give you some money.

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See people talk like that all
the way through to the 80s.

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I’m just warning you now, right?
Because some some I mean I don’t

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want to root for a chemical
company a or over Chemical

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Company B.
But it chemical companies

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putting out this item sickle Med
shit, right, right.

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And someone else.
So I assume with a competing

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sweetener might be well, suited
to Tamp down the sales of the

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safer alternative to their own
product, absolutely.

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K.
That is that’s a what I suspect

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happened here, but it’s like 69.
So we what?

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What nice, huh?
Nice since you’re such a dad,

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bro.
You just missed the total 16.

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I’m an F total wreckage or for
referenced by the way.

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Yeah, reference good job.
Saves you time to talk.

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And so what this motherfucker
Did he claim tumors were found

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in the urinary?
Bladder Xin, ate rats, out of

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80, that receive twenty six
hundred milligrams per kilogram

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of body weight per day, a
ten-to-one sick limits Akron

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mixture, for up to 105 weeks.
It sounds like a lot.

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Here’s the thing in human terms
this would be like consuming 352

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550 cans of diet soda every day.
Yeah, brat sound me that.

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I mean mildly unreason.
It sounds boring.

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Line impossible.
I don’t say impossible unless

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you never tried it because I
believe in myself.

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Okay?
I do like a diet soda.

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That’s about four thousand
ounces of soda.

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I thought you were going to look
up.

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Like, how much time?
I don’t know.

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I guess we won’t know Adam and
I’m gonna now you have load

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explode.
Yeah, I just love that.

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These they sodium.
Cyclamate is still banned in the

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u.s. today to this day.
The same way like hemp has a bad

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reputation Station in the South
because of all the the the

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proper propaganda.
That was spread that right was

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so dangerous.
When it was going to take over

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the cotton industry.
Yeah.

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And there’s to this day, there’s
no actual science that supports

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the idea that sodium cyclamate
is bad for a person and both of

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those studies were outed
eventually as bad science.

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The doctor in the second study
himself, even at one point was

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like, yeah.
I was just like, I was just

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like, fucking around in the lab
and not that anyone paid me

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right now and we had to get
enough to study this for a

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hundred and five weeks.
And I was there.

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Yeah.
You know, I just had to just

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check in to work every day.
It was a tough play to get a

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paycheck, you know, you know,
cotton rat sugar.

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And then saying, oh, they’re
you, this would look sick,

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caught a couple spare, Birds a
sick limit for my connect and

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Texas had to do something with
it.

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At least, I say climate son to a
greets Abbott Laboratories,

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which had The patent on sodium
cyclamate.

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They were unable to produce the
69 test results dozens of

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studies since then have
determined that sick limits are

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safe for human consumption and
are not a carcinogen in 1984 the

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cancer assessment Committee of
the FDA concluded that sick

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limit is not carcinogenic
carcinogenic.

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The findings were confirmed in a
degenerate Carson, its

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carcinogenic.
Yeah, yes, carcinogenic your

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well carcinogenic carcinogenic.
Find us findings were confirmed

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in 85 in an independent
evaluation of the report by the

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US National Academy of Sciences.
I was confirmed in 1985 June,

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4th 1985.
That’s that’s my confirmation

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when I, hey, you don’t whisper
on a podcast.

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It’s an audio meet your dad,
confirmed, your mom, nine months

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before that we missed, they got
that.

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I mean, it’s kind of sad that it
took two times for a standard

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00:23:26,400 –> 00:23:28,600
American high.
Five high five me, not from

438
00:23:28,600 –> 00:23:31,000
this, he fucked up to you.
Didn’t get your arm up in the

439
00:23:31,000 –> 00:23:34,300
air, bro, couldn’t do it two
tables, and two microphones in

440
00:23:34,300 –> 00:23:35,900
the Wayne I respect your
equipment.

441
00:23:37,400 –> 00:23:41,300
Shots fired also agencies,
including the F, the food, and

442
00:23:41,300 –> 00:23:44,100
agriculture organization.
World Health, organization’s

443
00:23:44,100 –> 00:23:47,000
joint expert committee on food
additives, the scientific

444
00:23:47,000 –> 00:23:50,700
committee on food of the you of
the European commission and food

445
00:23:50,700 –> 00:23:54,500
safety authorities in Mexico.
Have all Annalise sick limit and

446
00:23:54,500 –> 00:23:57,100
approved it for use in a wide
range of food products and

447
00:23:57,100 –> 00:23:59,300
beverages.
That was an excellent question,

448
00:23:59,500 –> 00:24:01,500
probably, or any of those
entities.

449
00:24:01,500 –> 00:24:04,700
You just named American?
Yes.

450
00:24:04,700 –> 00:24:07,800
But for the sake of this bit
will pretend they weren’t fuck

451
00:24:07,800 –> 00:24:09,300
them.
Fake news, bro, I can’t go.

452
00:24:09,300 –> 00:24:11,800
No, I can’t trust your your
foreign science.

453
00:24:11,800 –> 00:24:13,400
Yeah.
You know, you coming in here

454
00:24:13,400 –> 00:24:17,200
with your for and Science
question and are posted American

455
00:24:17,200 –> 00:24:20,800
scientists at the European
Commission on food they eat

456
00:24:20,800 –> 00:24:22,500
haggis over there now.
Yeah bro.

457
00:24:22,600 –> 00:24:25,000
Yeah.
Now I’m out, I’m out.

458
00:24:25,100 –> 00:24:27,200
Cars passed them.
Go ahead, dangerous, say

459
00:24:27,200 –> 00:24:29,500
something about France.
I was going to say, the best

460
00:24:29,500 –> 00:24:32,200
meal I’ve ever had was in
Scotland, Glasgow Scotland,

461
00:24:32,200 –> 00:24:36,300
Mother India, the Indian food.
Well, I’m out the best food you

462
00:24:36,300 –> 00:24:38,200
had with Indian food in
Scotland.

463
00:24:38,200 –> 00:24:40,100
Got no.
Your Mother India, you’re in.

464
00:24:40,100 –> 00:24:42,700
Look it up, skeptical.
Public chicken, tikka masala was

465
00:24:42,700 –> 00:24:46,300
invented in scaring your in The
Matrix because it was Indian

466
00:24:46,300 –> 00:24:48,400
food meant to be consumed by
white people.

467
00:24:48,400 –> 00:24:49,600
Yeah.
By the way ice.

468
00:24:49,700 –> 00:24:53,400
Yeah, no, it’s by why ideas?
Scotland.

469
00:24:53,400 –> 00:24:55,700
There’s no there’s I’ve never
had a better meal, it’s amazing.

470
00:24:55,800 –> 00:24:59,300
Indian food is my favorite food.
So I will not, I will not have

471
00:24:59,300 –> 00:25:00,900
you had the greatest restaurant
in this country?

472
00:25:00,900 –> 00:25:03,700
Taco Bell.
Mmm, he’s got you there.

473
00:25:03,700 –> 00:25:05,100
Hang on.
There’s a, I got a couple

474
00:25:05,100 –> 00:25:08,300
problems with the qualifying
sentence proceeding the

475
00:25:08,300 –> 00:25:10,500
nomination, saw this on the
Today Show.

476
00:25:10,500 –> 00:25:14,400
It was voted the best Mexican
restaurants, Max let methodology

477
00:25:14,500 –> 00:25:16,400
do.
They use to find that who to

478
00:25:16,400 –> 00:25:18,700
white shark bait?
The Harris poll?

479
00:25:19,000 –> 00:25:20,900
What’s the Harris poll?
How do they have the fight?

480
00:25:20,900 –> 00:25:26,400
I mean, I mean dude, Even have a
Sandbox on ATVs with the other

481
00:25:26,400 –> 00:25:27,900
nominees.
And that today, I mean, did they

482
00:25:27,900 –> 00:25:30,800
check Mexicali in Los Angeles?
California?

483
00:25:30,800 –> 00:25:32,900
Fantastic.
Well, this is the thing.

484
00:25:32,900 –> 00:25:35,500
You gotta understand it and a
nationwide poll when you go to

485
00:25:35,500 –> 00:25:38,300
places, like, where I’m from.
Where are you from?

486
00:25:38,600 –> 00:25:41,700
Well, I claim Texas is home, but
my currently, my mom lives in

487
00:25:41,700 –> 00:25:44,200
College Station Texas, right?
So, in College Station, there’s

488
00:25:44,200 –> 00:25:48,700
a Taco Bell.
What Casa Au Lait and like, when

489
00:25:48,700 –> 00:25:51,500
I was a kid, like one other
Mexican restaurant that was

490
00:25:51,500 –> 00:25:54,000
terrible.
So by default, Fault, Taco

491
00:25:54,000 –> 00:25:56,600
Bell’s.
The best Mexican food was better

492
00:25:56,600 –> 00:25:59,300
than Caso like taka sole was in
the mall.

493
00:25:59,300 –> 00:26:01,800
I believe you that that food in
the mall is however, go was.

494
00:26:01,900 –> 00:26:04,700
But you see her now?
Just got a five, guys at the

495
00:26:04,700 –> 00:26:07,100
mall, but by my house Five Guys
is how mall?

496
00:26:07,100 –> 00:26:09,600
So that’s no longer good.
I do like a Five Guys.

497
00:26:09,700 –> 00:26:11,900
Yeah, not know.
But now it’s Mall food, but

498
00:26:11,900 –> 00:26:14,200
best.
So let’s get back to sodium,

499
00:26:14,200 –> 00:26:19,100
sick limit, which is very sweet.
And girl, in 2000 a paper was

500
00:26:19,100 –> 00:26:22,900
published describing the results
of a 24-year.

501
00:26:23,100 –> 00:26:28,300
Long experiment in which 16
monkeys were fed a normal diet

502
00:26:28,300 –> 00:26:30,900
and 21.
Monkeys were fed, either 100 or

503
00:26:30,900 –> 00:26:36,200
500 mg of sick limit per day.
That higher dose would be about

504
00:26:36,200 –> 00:26:40,000
30 cans of diet, soda a day.
Still gross too, high dose.

505
00:26:40,000 –> 00:26:42,900
And one lower dose monkeys were
found to have malignant cancer.

506
00:26:43,200 –> 00:26:45,800
Each had a different kind of
cancer though.

507
00:26:46,100 –> 00:26:48,500
So authors of the study
concluded that it failed to

508
00:26:48,500 –> 00:26:52,300
demonstrate that sick limit was
carcinogenic, you got it and

509
00:26:52,300 –> 00:26:54,300
because I know how to pronounce
it.

510
00:26:54,300 –> 00:26:56,700
I’m just been talking all day
but you got it.

511
00:26:56,800 –> 00:27:00,300
Shut up.
Yeah, so because the cancers

512
00:27:00,300 –> 00:27:03,100
were all different.
There was no way to link sick

513
00:27:03,100 –> 00:27:06,000
limit to any of them.
So what I’m getting at with the

514
00:27:06,000 –> 00:27:10,100
Saudi at six sodium, cyclamate
half of this is that there are

515
00:27:10,100 –> 00:27:13,500
sweeteners out there that we
should be using and we’re not,

516
00:27:13,600 –> 00:27:18,100
it’s weird that there are 130
countries where this shit is

517
00:27:18,100 –> 00:27:20,600
approved, but you need to get
over those countries.

518
00:27:20,700 –> 00:27:25,800
But it’s I think just the US
South Korea at this point where

519
00:27:25,800 –> 00:27:29,200
it’s still banned surprise for
some reason markets for Hyundai.

520
00:27:29,500 –> 00:27:32,300
Yeah, well I mean who’s the
lobbyists, first sodium sick?

521
00:27:32,300 –> 00:27:34,800
Who’s the, who’s your lobbyists?
Who are you pressing the flesh

522
00:27:34,800 –> 00:27:38,400
with because I know big sugar is
all in the pockets of.

523
00:27:38,600 –> 00:27:41,100
Let me get this point,
professional people.

524
00:27:41,300 –> 00:27:43,500
I mean, it’s oh you’re about to
get into.

525
00:27:44,200 –> 00:27:48,800
Well, the thing is it’s the
second half of this where I hope

526
00:27:48,800 –> 00:27:53,200
to show people that conspiracies
do happen and sometimes it’s Is

527
00:27:53,200 –> 00:27:56,500
just over something like
approving, a sweetener, which

528
00:27:56,700 –> 00:27:59,700
you would think wouldn’t be that
controversial.

529
00:27:59,800 –> 00:28:03,400
But I mean, it sounds like a
multimillion-dollar it.

530
00:28:03,400 –> 00:28:04,900
I mean, possibly even like
billion.

531
00:28:04,900 –> 00:28:06,800
Oh yeah, it’s a billion-dollar
industry.

532
00:28:06,800 –> 00:28:10,800
This right product had a billion
dollars in sales in the 60s,

533
00:28:10,900 –> 00:28:14,500
right?
So if in your country you can’t

534
00:28:14,500 –> 00:28:19,600
sell a thing and what country it
purports to be the most free

535
00:28:19,600 –> 00:28:22,100
market of all of the countries
in the whole wide world.

536
00:28:22,400 –> 00:28:24,900
Yeah, I know there’s There’s
there’s so much money to be made

537
00:28:24,900 –> 00:28:27,700
off of that.
So so what we’re going to do is

538
00:28:27,700 –> 00:28:31,200
compare sodium sick limit, which
is a product that’s been banned

539
00:28:31,200 –> 00:28:34,900
since the 60s for health
reasons.

540
00:28:34,900 –> 00:28:38,400
Even though there is no evidence
that those health reasons are

541
00:28:38,400 –> 00:28:41,300
actually valid and now let’s
talk about aspartame.

542
00:28:41,400 –> 00:28:44,200
Oh, NutraSweet nutritious.
With this spell is hot.

543
00:28:44,200 –> 00:28:47,100
I will go on record as saying
this is pure evil aspartame.

544
00:28:47,100 –> 00:28:49,800
I’m allergic to it.
It will kill you aspartame.

545
00:28:49,900 –> 00:28:52,800
It.
Is that me the way aspartame.

546
00:28:53,000 –> 00:28:57,600
Got approved by the FDA.
FDA is the textbook definition

547
00:28:57,600 –> 00:29:00,000
of a conspiracy.
Let’s hear a baby roll it out if

548
00:29:00,000 –> 00:29:02,300
people want to read a whole lot
about it.

549
00:29:02,400 –> 00:29:05,600
There’s a really good article on
The Huffington Post called

550
00:29:05,600 –> 00:29:09,900
Donald Rumsfeld in the strange
history of as hey kind the guy

551
00:29:09,900 –> 00:29:12,100
that side is off on the second
derive.

552
00:29:12,100 –> 00:29:15,100
The failed second Iraq war
Donald Rumsfeld.

553
00:29:15,100 –> 00:29:17,600
Yes.
Started off as as Sugarman a

554
00:29:17,600 –> 00:29:20,900
name you can trust when it comes
to keeping you safe.

555
00:29:20,900 –> 00:29:22,600
It sounds trustworthy.
So yeah.

556
00:29:23,000 –> 00:29:27,000
Can’t get past me a piece of
Donald Rumsfeld and that article

557
00:29:27,000 –> 00:29:31,800
on Kenya on Huffington Post is
written by Robbie Genet GE n ET.

558
00:29:31,900 –> 00:29:34,000
It’s a really good article, just
go check it out.

559
00:29:34,000 –> 00:29:36,400
So dr.
John only, he is the founder of

560
00:29:36,400 –> 00:29:40,200
the field of Neuroscience called
éxito toxicity.

561
00:29:40,300 –> 00:29:48,000
Excited, excited sounds like a
Prince song and album double

562
00:29:48,000 –> 00:29:49,100
Ryan.
Oh yeah.

563
00:29:49,100 –> 00:29:52,000
Hell yeah.
Hmm.

564
00:29:53,000 –> 00:29:55,800
Apart, when you started singing,
which is shocking because there

565
00:29:55,800 –> 00:29:59,800
are singer.
He attempted to stop the

566
00:29:59,800 –> 00:30:03,000
approval of aspartame with the
help of Attorney James Turner,

567
00:30:03,000 –> 00:30:08,200
the fda’s own toxicologists, dr.
Adrian gross told cot now this

568
00:30:08,200 –> 00:30:11,600
is the fda’s OWN toxicologist,
dr.

569
00:30:11,600 –> 00:30:15,400
Adrian gross told Congress, that
without a shadow of a doubt,

570
00:30:15,400 –> 00:30:19,700
aspartame can cause brain tumors
and brain cancer and that it

571
00:30:19,700 –> 00:30:23,800
violated the Delaney Amendment,
which forbids Bring anything in

572
00:30:23,800 –> 00:30:26,000
food.
That is known to cause cancer

573
00:30:26,000 –> 00:30:28,300
according to actual doctors and
actual science.

574
00:30:28,300 –> 00:30:33,100
Aspartame causes headache.
Yes, memory loss seizures vision

575
00:30:33,100 –> 00:30:36,300
loss, coma, coma and potentially
cancer.

576
00:30:36,300 –> 00:30:40,400
Yeah, man, it also, it also
worsens or mimics the symptoms

577
00:30:40,400 –> 00:30:46,500
of fibromyalgia, Ms, lupus add
diabetes Alzheimer’s, chronic

578
00:30:46,500 –> 00:30:49,700
fatigue, and depression,
popularity of stevia start to

579
00:30:49,700 –> 00:30:53,800
make a lot of sense to me here.
Yeah, it also Liberates free

580
00:30:53,800 –> 00:30:57,200
methyl alcohol in your body. 1/3
of the aspartame.

581
00:30:57,200 –> 00:31:01,200
Molecule is methanol, which is
classified as a severe,

582
00:31:01,400 –> 00:31:07,800
metabolic poison and narcotic in
1995, the FDA was forced under

583
00:31:07,800 –> 00:31:11,700
the Freedom of Information Act
to release a list of aspartame

584
00:31:11,700 –> 00:31:15,700
symptoms, reported by thousands
of victims, there were 10,000

585
00:31:16,500 –> 00:31:21,000
consumer complaints, listing 92,
different symptoms, more

586
00:31:21,000 –> 00:31:26,300
complaints than any other.
Additive and 75% of FDA

587
00:31:26,300 –> 00:31:28,800
complaints in total.
Oh, no.

588
00:31:29,100 –> 00:31:34,600
So with all of that science
behind the fact that Aspartame

589
00:31:34,600 –> 00:31:40,100
is going to give us all like
Aspartame is still in its still

590
00:31:40,100 –> 00:31:40,300
in the.
Yeah.

591
00:31:40,300 –> 00:31:42,500
That’s why I keep saying
NutraSweet so people know to

592
00:31:42,500 –> 00:31:44,600
look for it.
Yeah it’s in like I think it’s

593
00:31:44,600 –> 00:31:47,100
in Coke Zero.
Like I stopped drinking Coke,

594
00:31:47,100 –> 00:31:49,600
Zero the fixings.
They started doing when

595
00:31:49,600 –> 00:31:52,300
NutraSweet like the term
NutraSweet or aspartame got a

596
00:31:52,300 –> 00:31:53,200
bad rap.
Rap.

597
00:31:53,200 –> 00:31:55,600
They just decided to label it as
sugar-free.

598
00:31:55,800 –> 00:31:57,500
You still need to.
Look at the back of the

599
00:31:57,500 –> 00:32:00,600
packaging, when you buy a sugar
free product and see if it

600
00:32:00,600 –> 00:32:04,400
contains either aspartame or one
of the other, I think there’s

601
00:32:04,400 –> 00:32:07,100
like two other names they use.
Yes.

602
00:32:07,100 –> 00:32:09,900
And instead of, instead of
aspartame, but it’s the same

603
00:32:10,100 –> 00:32:12,500
cancer giving yeah, piece of
trash at it.

604
00:32:12,500 –> 00:32:15,800
Feel like, I feel like I’ve seen
NutraSweet in my kitchen as

605
00:32:15,800 –> 00:32:19,400
recently as this month burn that
it, it tastes terrible to know,

606
00:32:19,400 –> 00:32:22,600
it’s the way if you put a packet
of NutraSweet and a cup of

607
00:32:22,600 –> 00:32:26,800
coffee, It’s gross.
I had like a when I found out

608
00:32:26,800 –> 00:32:29,200
the first time I the first and
only time I’ve ever had

609
00:32:29,200 –> 00:32:31,900
something with aspartame in it
that I knew it was going to kill

610
00:32:31,900 –> 00:32:34,400
me.
I tasted some sort of canned

611
00:32:34,400 –> 00:32:36,500
soda.
I didn’t know you was a

612
00:32:36,500 –> 00:32:40,200
sugar-free soda and the like the
first time it hit my tongue.

613
00:32:40,200 –> 00:32:43,700
It was like okay this is can
soda go bad?

614
00:32:44,900 –> 00:32:46,300
I didn’t know.
So it could go bad.

615
00:32:46,300 –> 00:32:48,700
I was like this is spoiled or
something like yeah it’s your

616
00:32:48,700 –> 00:32:51,100
tongue protecting you sir now?
Yeah you told me you, this is

617
00:32:51,100 –> 00:32:54,000
gonna kill you.
So the The the question at this

618
00:32:54,000 –> 00:32:57,900
point is if sodium, cyclamate is
still banned in this country

619
00:32:57,900 –> 00:33:00,800
because we suspected it was
maybe given rats cancer.

620
00:33:01,100 –> 00:33:04,900
How the fuck is aspartame
approved in this country where

621
00:33:04,900 –> 00:33:07,200
they’re white people in charge?
There were white people in

622
00:33:07,200 –> 00:33:12,500
charge saw them at and in the
spirit of so many dramatic TV

623
00:33:12,500 –> 00:33:15,900
shows about the government.
It was a conspiracy that reached

624
00:33:15,900 –> 00:33:19,000
the highest levels.
And by that I mean the literal

625
00:33:19,000 –> 00:33:22,800
fucking president.
Here’s how it worked in 1985.

626
00:33:23,000 –> 00:33:25,600
Monsanto purchased GD.
Cyril.

627
00:33:25,800 –> 00:33:28,300
So right away monsanto’s
involved so you know, people

628
00:33:28,600 –> 00:33:31,200
die.
So it’s going to protect the

629
00:33:31,200 –> 00:33:32,900
people and take care of the
workers.

630
00:33:32,900 –> 00:33:34,300
Nice.
Right fan and Monsanto

631
00:33:34,300 –> 00:33:37,600
definitely a private Army.
Yeah they definitely don’t have

632
00:33:37,600 –> 00:33:41,100
a history of trying to Corner
the market on anything or making

633
00:33:41,100 –> 00:33:42,700
sure they don’t have
competition.

634
00:33:43,300 –> 00:33:48,200
They purchased GD, Searle the g.
D stands for God, damn you might

635
00:33:48,200 –> 00:33:51,700
not believe it but goddamn
Searle the chemical company that

636
00:33:51,700 –> 00:33:54,700
held the patent to a Aspartame
the active ingredient in

637
00:33:54,700 –> 00:33:57,300
NutraSweet as mentioned earlier
by this point.

638
00:33:57,300 –> 00:34:02,900
A 1980 FDA Board of inquiry had
already confirmed that aspartame

639
00:34:02,900 –> 00:34:06,700
may cause brain tumors and
Bandit based on those findings.

640
00:34:06,700 –> 00:34:09,000
So we’re done.
There we go. 1980 right now,

641
00:34:09,000 –> 00:34:10,500
nobody’s getting Cancer.
All righty.

642
00:34:10,600 –> 00:34:12,500
We’re out.
It is, it’s handled.

643
00:34:12,600 –> 00:34:16,600
And at that point, Cyril.
Chairman Donald Rumsfeld.

644
00:34:16,699 –> 00:34:20,000
Then chairman Donald Donald
Trump who is running a kennel?

645
00:34:20,000 –> 00:34:23,100
Who is I’m running GD Cyril when
this all happened, To get

646
00:34:23,100 –> 00:34:25,500
Chemical Company with the
product that causes cancer, and

647
00:34:25,500 –> 00:34:28,500
he writings a product that was
known to cause cancer.

648
00:34:28,500 –> 00:34:31,600
That Donald Rumsfeld said, we’re
going to get it approved anyway.

649
00:34:31,600 –> 00:34:33,300
Well, I’ll show you.
That’s the American.

650
00:34:33,300 –> 00:34:35,900
Pull yourself up by your
bootstraps promise.

651
00:34:36,100 –> 00:34:39,199
That’s what I’m talking about.
They tell you, no, you tell him,

652
00:34:39,500 –> 00:34:42,400
I’m going to anyway because
that’s not toxic masculinity at

653
00:34:42,400 –> 00:34:44,000
all.
And now this is how it happened

654
00:34:44,000 –> 00:34:47,500
and I don’t know why the people
behind sodium, cyclamate just

655
00:34:47,500 –> 00:34:51,900
don’t try this.
First thing that happened Reagan

656
00:34:51,900 –> 00:34:57,400
was sworn in on Ooh what a typo
that type treason was sworn in

657
00:34:57,400 –> 00:34:59,700
as president?
Never do know, the exact never

658
00:34:59,700 –> 00:35:03,100
have to sit of reason.
We’re good assigning feelings

659
00:35:03,100 –> 00:35:08,600
right now Reagan was sworn in as
president, on January 21st, 1981

660
00:35:08,800 –> 00:35:12,100
Rumsfeld.
Still the CEO at Searle was part

661
00:35:12,100 –> 00:35:15,500
of Reagan’s transition team.
Oh, the Russians were involved.

662
00:35:15,500 –> 00:35:17,000
This is collusion all the way
it.

663
00:35:17,000 –> 00:35:20,500
Well, that’s what I’m saying.
Like, we laugh about that word

664
00:35:20,500 –> 00:35:23,700
and laugh about conspiracy but
this is Conspiracy.

665
00:35:23,700 –> 00:35:27,300
Uh, this is the actual
definition of how a conspiracy

666
00:35:27,300 –> 00:35:28,900
Works.
Here’s the thing, though, maybe

667
00:35:31,000 –> 00:35:33,900
Donald Rumsfeld, how about you
get me some more of those fancy

668
00:35:33,900 –> 00:35:38,400
jelly beans that are sugar-free,
I won’t have a stroke and lose

669
00:35:38,400 –> 00:35:42,300
my brain eventually one day.
So here’s how they did it.

670
00:35:43,200 –> 00:35:47,800
As part of Reagan’s transition,
team Rumsfeld worked with Reagan

671
00:35:47,800 –> 00:35:51,500
to select the new FDA
commissioner, and they pick a

672
00:35:51,508 –> 00:35:53,700
guy named dr.
Arthur Hull.

673
00:35:53,700 –> 00:35:55,800
Hayes jr.
Too many ages.

674
00:35:55,900 –> 00:35:57,700
Yeah Summit.
Ha ha ha.

675
00:35:59,100 –> 00:36:02,400
His name isn’t even an evil
laugh.

676
00:36:02,400 –> 00:36:05,000
He had no previous experience
with food additives.

677
00:36:05,100 –> 00:36:09,100
That sounds familiar on the day.
After his inauguration Reagan

678
00:36:09,100 –> 00:36:13,000
issues, an executive order
eliminating, the FDA

679
00:36:13,000 –> 00:36:15,400
Commissioners authority to take
action.

680
00:36:15,600 –> 00:36:20,200
So, Searle reapplied, to the FDA
for approval of aspartame as a

681
00:36:20,200 –> 00:36:23,000
food.
Sweetener after Reagan That

682
00:36:23,000 –> 00:36:28,100
executive order Hayes sets up a
five-person board to review the

683
00:36:28,100 –> 00:36:31,800
previous FDA findings and when
it becomes clear, that they’re

684
00:36:31,800 –> 00:36:36,700
going to uphold the previous
findings Hayes appoints, a sixth

685
00:36:36,700 –> 00:36:40,800
person who causes at I fix is a
better number when you’re voting

686
00:36:40,900 –> 00:36:44,000
and then g 1 and height.
Number of people that way you ya

687
00:36:44,000 –> 00:36:45,200
gotta have Eve.
I eat.

688
00:36:45,200 –> 00:36:48,600
It needs to be bipartisan that
rains equal on both sides.

689
00:36:48,600 –> 00:36:52,100
Yeah, you want it.
So obviously equal number of

690
00:36:52,100 –> 00:36:54,400
electoral College votes in this
country for no reason.

691
00:36:54,600 –> 00:36:57,700
You’re not going to believe
this, but the third person, he

692
00:36:57,700 –> 00:37:00,100
assigned to that panel, they
made it a tie.

693
00:37:00,400 –> 00:37:03,400
So now, the previous findings
weren’t going to be upheld.

694
00:37:03,600 –> 00:37:07,100
There you go.
And Hayes cast, the deciding

695
00:37:07,100 –> 00:37:10,200
vote, as he should have because
he’s the FDA commissioner.

696
00:37:10,400 –> 00:37:15,100
And with that aspartame was
approved for use as a sweetener.

697
00:37:15,100 –> 00:37:18,300
We did it, guys.
It took that fucking long.

698
00:37:20,000 –> 00:37:24,700
But that’s a conspiracy like
that is Donald Rumsfeld saying,

699
00:37:24,700 –> 00:37:28,100
I’m going to talk to the
president, whose transition

700
00:37:28,100 –> 00:37:30,000
team.
I am a part of, and we’re going

701
00:37:30,000 –> 00:37:33,800
to figure out how to get this
deadly fucking product on store

702
00:37:33,800 –> 00:37:37,100
shelves because we have an into
the brains of American chilled.

703
00:37:37,100 –> 00:37:38,800
Yeah.
Because we have stockholders to

704
00:37:38,800 –> 00:37:40,900
think of and we don’t want to
lose all the also have a

705
00:37:40,900 –> 00:37:44,500
stockpile of this trash product
and we can sell it for a lot of

706
00:37:44,500 –> 00:37:48,000
money, right?
Let’s do this and Hayes left,

707
00:37:48,000 –> 00:37:52,500
the FDA in. 83 amid rumors that
he was accepting corporate gifts

708
00:37:52,500 –> 00:37:54,400
in exchange for political favor.
No, no.

709
00:37:54,400 –> 00:37:58,400
I think you have another typo.
Was the head of the FDA left,

710
00:37:58,400 –> 00:38:00,600
because he was taking gifts that
happened this year.

711
00:38:00,900 –> 00:38:02,300
I just happened.
Oh yeah.

712
00:38:02,300 –> 00:38:02,800
That’s right.
It.

713
00:38:02,800 –> 00:38:04,700
Did he really just happened?
Yeah, I think when you have a

714
00:38:04,707 –> 00:38:08,800
typo here, and that’s the thing.
The FDA is a like they’re

715
00:38:08,800 –> 00:38:11,800
supposed to protect us, but this
is the kind of shit that proves

716
00:38:12,100 –> 00:38:15,000
you just got like, they’re kind
of at the whim of who’s running.

717
00:38:15,000 –> 00:38:16,600
If you have a gun, yeah,
whoever’s in charge.

718
00:38:16,600 –> 00:38:18,700
That’s what they do.
They have somebody that the guy

719
00:38:18,700 –> 00:38:21,000
in charge George is like hey
I’ll do whatever you tell me to

720
00:38:21,000 –> 00:38:23,500
do because you gave me a hundred
thousand dollars and I got a new

721
00:38:23,500 –> 00:38:24,400
boat.
Yeah.

722
00:38:24,400 –> 00:38:25,500
Thanks for the boat.
Yeah.

723
00:38:25,500 –> 00:38:27,800
Yeah.
I guess what.

724
00:38:27,800 –> 00:38:28,800
But that in Syria.
Yeah.

725
00:38:28,900 –> 00:38:30,200
Fuck those kids.
I got a boat.

726
00:38:30,700 –> 00:38:37,000
So he left the FDA in 1983, but
just, before he left office, he

727
00:38:37,000 –> 00:38:39,500
approved aspartame for use as a
sweetener, nice.

728
00:38:39,500 –> 00:38:41,300
Get it in and beverage right
under the gun.

729
00:38:41,300 –> 00:38:43,300
Right?
Under the gun man worked until

730
00:38:43,300 –> 00:38:44,400
his last day.
I like this.

731
00:38:44,600 –> 00:38:51,500
I like his foot spa and not not
to suggest that Maybe he was he

732
00:38:51,500 –> 00:38:55,200
knew or was told that this would
be a controversial move and that

733
00:38:55,200 –> 00:39:00,000
he might lose his job over it.
And after he left office, he

734
00:39:00,000 –> 00:39:02,600
took a job as senior medical
advisor with burson-marsteller

735
00:39:03,900 –> 00:39:07,600
the chief public relations firm
for both Monsanto and Chidi.

736
00:39:07,600 –> 00:39:10,200
Sir.
He just goes into PR, but here’s

737
00:39:10,200 –> 00:39:14,100
the thing and he has, that’s a
great job to get because he’s

738
00:39:14,100 –> 00:39:16,100
worked with both of those
companies previously.

739
00:39:16,100 –> 00:39:17,800
So he has a relationship with
them, you know?

740
00:39:17,800 –> 00:39:19,000
Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with
you.

741
00:39:19,200 –> 00:39:22,000
He helped them Force aspartame
through the FDA but it’s a

742
00:39:22,000 –> 00:39:24,500
sweetener.
And when Searle was absorbed by

743
00:39:24,500 –> 00:39:28,800
Monsanto and 85 rooms, seal
Rumsfeld received a 12

744
00:39:28,900 –> 00:39:32,500
million-dollar bonus and that’s
12 million dollars in 85 money.

745
00:39:33,000 –> 00:39:36,200
I’m sure he’d bet it all on the
Iraqi revolutionary guard going

746
00:39:36,200 –> 00:39:36,900
down.
You know what?

747
00:39:36,900 –> 00:39:39,300
I bet he put it under his
fucking mattress and it’s

748
00:39:39,300 –> 00:39:42,900
probably still managed to grow
into more money since obviously

749
00:39:42,900 –> 00:39:45,800
invested in aspartame because he
knew that shit’s never leaving.

750
00:39:45,900 –> 00:39:48,500
Yeah, and Aspen.
NutraSweet took the fuck off

751
00:39:48,500 –> 00:39:51,500
once it was Proved like that
shit was everywhere.

752
00:39:51,600 –> 00:39:54,500
Yeah, I know the logo, we all
know below because I remember it

753
00:39:54,500 –> 00:39:57,500
was Sweet’N Low before that and
they were like, fuck, Sweet’N

754
00:39:57,500 –> 00:40:02,100
Low and it was all about equal
and NutraSweet if you go into an

755
00:40:02,100 –> 00:40:05,600
IHOP you can still get like a
package of like that.

756
00:40:05,600 –> 00:40:08,000
I think it’s either NutraSweet
or sugar or their Sweet’N Low.

757
00:40:08,000 –> 00:40:10,800
If they still have like yeah,
old packs of the pink, Sweet and

758
00:40:10,800 –> 00:40:13,200
Low and it’s like this shit
should not be on tables.

759
00:40:13,300 –> 00:40:15,700
Yeah.
Meanwhile, sodium, cyclamate

760
00:40:15,800 –> 00:40:19,000
approved all over the fucking
world and not here, bro.

761
00:40:19,100 –> 00:40:22,100
Bro.
Now here we get aspartame and it

762
00:40:22,100 –> 00:40:25,300
doesn’t even taste good.
It doesn’t taste good because

763
00:40:25,300 –> 00:40:28,300
it’s poison to you, dude.
Well, it’s poison to all of us.

764
00:40:28,300 –> 00:40:31,800
It’s just, it’s special, poison
to faster, poison, the Quincy.

765
00:40:31,800 –> 00:40:36,500
Like, if the, if I actually
swallow us like, just a shot of

766
00:40:36,500 –> 00:40:38,800
Diet Coke, not even like a full
swing.

767
00:40:38,800 –> 00:40:41,300
Like if you put a shot glass of
Diet Coke and I swallow it, I

768
00:40:41,300 –> 00:40:43,400
will throw up everything in my
body.

769
00:40:43,600 –> 00:40:46,900
Let’s really, you know, as a as
a potential enemy of yours.

770
00:40:47,200 –> 00:40:49,000
Oh no.
I literally whenever people

771
00:40:49,200 –> 00:40:51,700
Offer me anything.
I have to say, what’s in it?

772
00:40:51,700 –> 00:40:54,400
Can I see the package?
Are you sure did?

773
00:40:54,400 –> 00:40:56,300
Because I don’t want to die,
Austin.

774
00:40:56,400 –> 00:40:58,000
It really is.
I don’t want to die, just

775
00:40:58,000 –> 00:41:00,500
because you can’t, you don’t
like real sugar.

776
00:41:00,600 –> 00:41:03,400
I bet you could use a little
little relief, you know, I got

777
00:41:03,400 –> 00:41:05,400
this.
I got this delicious Frosty

778
00:41:05,400 –> 00:41:07,800
beverage for you.
You know to slake your thirst

779
00:41:07,800 –> 00:41:11,000
because you’re a medium.
Ya know.

780
00:41:11,400 –> 00:41:13,600
The full act out?
Yeah, I already been doing that

781
00:41:13,600 –> 00:41:15,600
a lot.
Yeah, it’s a lot of late, a lot

782
00:41:15,600 –> 00:41:17,600
of act out lately.
Yeah.

783
00:41:17,600 –> 00:41:19,000
Have you been thinking that you
may take it?

784
00:41:19,100 –> 00:41:21,800
A beverage for, have you been
taking new dad improv classes?

785
00:41:21,900 –> 00:41:24,400
I’ve just trying to get enough
sleep at night.

786
00:41:25,000 –> 00:41:28,200
You should take old dad improv
classes sick.

787
00:41:28,200 –> 00:41:31,800
Burn what?
I don’t know if you dig it on.

788
00:41:31,900 –> 00:41:34,600
I’m all hopped up on NutraSweet
right now, man.

789
00:41:34,900 –> 00:41:40,400
So yeah, that’s that’s the story
of how sodium cyclamate became

790
00:41:40,400 –> 00:41:44,000
banned in this country and how
aspartame which almost certainly

791
00:41:44,000 –> 00:41:47,900
causes brain cancer, you know,
after after reading this, I

792
00:41:47,900 –> 00:41:49,500
really have to go back and
Question.

793
00:41:49,500 –> 00:41:51,800
Whether or not Donald Rumsfeld
was a good person?

794
00:41:52,000 –> 00:41:55,400
Well I mean I didn’t mean to
bring I didn’t mean to speculate

795
00:41:55,400 –> 00:41:56,700
the Donald rumsfeld’s.
Not?

796
00:41:56,700 –> 00:41:57,700
No.
I’m not saying that you did.

797
00:41:57,700 –> 00:41:59,500
I’m just saying it.
After you present evidence like

798
00:41:59,500 –> 00:42:03,200
this, I have to go.
Okay good because he, I really

799
00:42:03,200 –> 00:42:06,100
thought he was a saint that was
here to take care of the

800
00:42:06,100 –> 00:42:07,100
American.
Look at least.

801
00:42:07,100 –> 00:42:10,100
Let him get the first word in
and review his autobiography

802
00:42:10,200 –> 00:42:14,700
yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of me.
What what?

803
00:42:14,700 –> 00:42:16,300
How was such a long way for a
bit?

804
00:42:16,300 –> 00:42:18,300
I’m sure.
Yeah, no, I really shouldn’t on

805
00:42:18,300 –> 00:42:20,000
that for a while.
It’s like Dad Joe though.

806
00:42:20,000 –> 00:42:21,900
And then I got my, I’m sweet
baby.

807
00:42:21,900 –> 00:42:24,900
Girl, you guys have you seen
pictures of my sweet baby girl

808
00:42:24,900 –> 00:42:26,700
yet?
She’s so she’s so beautiful.

809
00:42:26,800 –> 00:42:29,300
The podcast is even though we
don’t, we don’t, we don’t, we

810
00:42:29,300 –> 00:42:32,100
don’t advertise other babies on
this podcast, but no, we’re

811
00:42:32,100 –> 00:42:34,400
gonna advertise.
My, let’s she’s my weight.

812
00:42:34,400 –> 00:42:35,800
Advertise your baby.
I love you, baby.

813
00:42:35,900 –> 00:42:39,200
Are you selling your baby, bro?
Dangerous baby is for sale.

814
00:42:39,600 –> 00:42:41,200
How much you charge for you baby
broken?

815
00:42:41,300 –> 00:42:43,700
Well, Charlie baby charge.
I mean, you take Ben But your

816
00:42:43,700 –> 00:42:47,200
moment just bring us food and
you can look at the baby but we

817
00:42:47,200 –> 00:42:49,500
keep the baby, we keep the
rights to the baby.

818
00:42:49,500 –> 00:42:52,300
The baby is ours, like you said
that people want to go Shay.

819
00:42:52,500 –> 00:42:54,600
Well negotiate that’s fine.
Have you had Gus’s Fried

820
00:42:54,600 –> 00:42:55,900
Chicken?
It’s worth it baby.

821
00:42:55,900 –> 00:42:58,600
I mean I’m really hungry.
So it sounds good.

822
00:42:59,700 –> 00:43:07,200
So that’s our episode and as far
as plausible conspiracy theories

823
00:43:07,200 –> 00:43:09,500
that’s a really good place to
start, for sure.

824
00:43:09,500 –> 00:43:11,800
It’s not a matter of this being
plausible.

825
00:43:11,800 –> 00:43:14,700
It’s this is that exactly what
And what happened?

826
00:43:14,800 –> 00:43:17,900
And it’s such a trivial thing
because it really is, it does

827
00:43:17,900 –> 00:43:22,700
boil down to Chemical Company.
A is more evil than Chemical

828
00:43:22,700 –> 00:43:25,000
Company B.
Well, it’s not, it doesn’t boil

829
00:43:25,000 –> 00:43:29,300
down to that because Chemical
Company a or beat like the

830
00:43:29,300 –> 00:43:32,500
sodium sick like what was Abbott
Laboratories doing?

831
00:43:32,500 –> 00:43:36,000
That was bad.
They provided a safe alternative

832
00:43:36,000 –> 00:43:38,300
to Sugar.
They didn’t, there was no

833
00:43:38,300 –> 00:43:41,700
science behind their product
being harmful.

834
00:43:41,700 –> 00:43:43,300
I know.
It’s popular now.

835
00:43:43,500 –> 00:43:45,700
To be like, oh every
corporations evil.

836
00:43:45,900 –> 00:43:48,500
These mother fuckers didn’t do
anything to get their product

837
00:43:48,500 –> 00:43:52,000
band.
They did nothing wrong.

838
00:43:52,100 –> 00:43:54,600
There’s no.
Cause to call them evil dogs.

839
00:43:54,600 –> 00:43:56,600
I’m saying the Monsanto and
their friends.

840
00:43:56,600 –> 00:43:59,700
Well, yeah, but no, you said one
evil companies more evil than

841
00:43:59,700 –> 00:44:01,700
the other, like, in this
situation.

842
00:44:01,700 –> 00:44:04,300
Italy.
Somebody is by definition more

843
00:44:04,300 –> 00:44:07,500
evil than a company which, which
does not have potential

844
00:44:07,500 –> 00:44:11,200
potential for okay.
Okay, okay, okay, take care.

845
00:44:11,400 –> 00:44:14,900
Okay yeah you just Jedi Mind
Trick us into thinking all

846
00:44:14,900 –> 00:44:17,000
companies are evil.
I hope so.

847
00:44:17,000 –> 00:44:20,100
Nah, it’ll work.
No, no, there’s some good

848
00:44:20,100 –> 00:44:24,700
companies out there, little M6
all then one Little Caesars.

849
00:44:25,000 –> 00:44:28,200
What really, what do they do?
Costco, can Google it Ahsoka.

850
00:44:28,200 –> 00:44:30,700
I do like Costco a lot.
They treat their employees very

851
00:44:30,700 –> 00:44:34,800
well and we they keep pushing
the the upgraded executive

852
00:44:34,800 –> 00:44:37,400
membership on me, but I love
Costco.

853
00:44:37,400 –> 00:44:39,200
And I’ve never had anybody
complain about working for them.

854
00:44:39,300 –> 00:44:40,900
All right.
We should wrap this up.

855
00:44:40,900 –> 00:44:42,600
This was a lot of fun.
Yeah.

856
00:44:42,800 –> 00:44:45,100
Danger.
That’s tough to plug rat.

857
00:44:45,100 –> 00:44:45,800
Yep.
Yep, yep.

858
00:44:45,800 –> 00:44:48,400
Yep, yep.
All right people so, you know,

859
00:44:48,400 –> 00:44:51,000
hardest part of the show for me.
Hit it.

860
00:44:51,008 –> 00:44:52,500
Brightens.
The first few minutes.

861
00:44:52,800 –> 00:44:54,900
Oh, that was fun.
That was good people who have

862
00:44:54,900 –> 00:44:58,400
only listened to conspiracy to
pod and not the regular podcast

863
00:44:58,600 –> 00:45:01,400
are confused right now.
I think they realize I’ve been

864
00:45:01,400 –> 00:45:04,900
cut off which is something of a
tradition in the unpassed

865
00:45:04,900 –> 00:45:07,400
family.
All right plug your shit.

866
00:45:07,500 –> 00:45:11,300
All right first of all you guys
the miracle of childbirth it’s a

867
00:45:11,300 –> 00:45:13,900
real blessing okay.
The other thing Is chat with

868
00:45:13,908 –> 00:45:16,900
this dog.
Come on better than that.

869
00:45:16,900 –> 00:45:18,300
Come on.
The other thing is countless

870
00:45:18,300 –> 00:45:19,400
thousands.
Has a new song.

871
00:45:19,400 –> 00:45:23,000
Coming out you guys Space Nazis
Must Die.

872
00:45:23,300 –> 00:45:25,400
Why Space Nazis do?
We have to argue about space

873
00:45:25,400 –> 00:45:28,600
force nowadays, Force.
No, because Space Nazis must

874
00:45:28,600 –> 00:45:30,100
die.
I wrote this song three years

875
00:45:30,100 –> 00:45:31,800
ago.
Okay, yeah, we’re just recording

876
00:45:31,800 –> 00:45:35,200
it now, it’s our, it’s our
stated opinion.

877
00:45:35,200 –> 00:45:38,900
That Nazis are bad.
Why do they land sea or space?

878
00:45:39,900 –> 00:45:42,800
Also are?
That’s another category, but

879
00:45:42,800 –> 00:45:45,200
nothing is Thousands.
We’re launching a patreon

880
00:45:45,200 –> 00:45:48,800
because we’re writing a punk
rock, musical called election, a

881
00:45:48,800 –> 00:45:51,400
post-apocalyptic musical.
It’s going to be awesome.

882
00:45:51,500 –> 00:45:52,900
It’s going to take a lot of
time.

883
00:45:53,500 –> 00:45:56,500
I need to raise my baby in a
house of music and this is how

884
00:45:56,500 –> 00:45:58,300
we’re going to make it happen.
So, please go to

885
00:45:58,300 –> 00:46:01,400
patreon.com/crashcourse,
thousands or just look for us.

886
00:46:01,700 –> 00:46:03,400
Please support us a couple of
dollars a month.

887
00:46:03,700 –> 00:46:08,300
I am stressing out about finding
ways to make, to make music

888
00:46:08,300 –> 00:46:12,000
still happen.
While also caring for a teeny

889
00:46:12,300 –> 00:46:15,000
beautiful child, who My love,
who is beautiful very House of

890
00:46:15,000 –> 00:46:18,400
Music, really good?
Tony Tony, Tony album their last

891
00:46:18,600 –> 00:46:20,600
pity.
I mean good.

892
00:46:20,700 –> 00:46:24,300
So I mean if only we had more
Tony Tony Tony not only are

893
00:46:24,300 –> 00:46:27,100
there a Deal’s a deal wildly
underrated band.

894
00:46:27,100 –> 00:46:28,800
Okay.
Only in the white Community.

895
00:46:28,800 –> 00:46:31,600
Yeah, yeah.
So anyways yeah, if you’re

896
00:46:31,600 –> 00:46:35,000
already supporting unpop Saint
Patron, like you should be like

897
00:46:35,000 –> 00:46:37,200
you’ve probably are if you’re
listening to this fucking

898
00:46:37,200 –> 00:46:38,000
better.
Be yeah.

899
00:46:38,000 –> 00:46:40,100
Please come on out and throw a
couple dollars a month that old

900
00:46:40,100 –> 00:46:42,400
countless thousands.
We’re doing we’re doing acoustic

901
00:46:42,400 –> 00:46:44,600
songs every month.
We’re going to keep you up to

902
00:46:44,600 –> 00:46:47,800
date on our on our really
excellent show that we’re

903
00:46:47,800 –> 00:46:49,900
writing.
Its people pay you to cover a

904
00:46:49,900 –> 00:46:54,600
song, they can pay me and then
asked now, so not a reward

905
00:46:54,600 –> 00:46:56,100
level, man, put it on your
levels.

906
00:46:56,100 –> 00:46:59,700
I have so little time for every
morning already doing a but

907
00:46:59,700 –> 00:47:01,500
you’d be doing like all the
greatest covers.

908
00:47:01,600 –> 00:47:03,900
Yeah.
What we’ll be doing covers, I’m

909
00:47:04,200 –> 00:47:06,100
like acoustic covers is going to
be a big part of.

910
00:47:06,100 –> 00:47:10,200
We cover sex with me by Rihanna.
No, I’ve just always wanted to

911
00:47:10,207 –> 00:47:11,800
hear an acoustic version of
that.

912
00:47:11,800 –> 00:47:14,200
No soda.
By a white dude.

913
00:47:14,200 –> 00:47:16,500
What about and put it in your
mouth by a cannoli.

914
00:47:16,500 –> 00:47:18,700
Hmm I’m unfamiliar with that
song.

915
00:47:18,900 –> 00:47:21,000
Well It’s Tricky Tales by Too
Short.

916
00:47:21,100 –> 00:47:24,000
Oh it’s only 13 minutes long who
stick version of Me.

917
00:47:24,000 –> 00:47:27,100
So Horny by 2 Live Crew.
Oh, hell yeah.

918
00:47:27,300 –> 00:47:30,400
But you have to like, go full
racist when you do the me so

919
00:47:30,400 –> 00:47:34,000
hard part.
I just don’t do it in Black

920
00:47:34,000 –> 00:47:36,100
Faces, be fine.
Oh yeah, shut up.

921
00:47:36,100 –> 00:47:39,500
Megan Kelly God is always, did
you shout out Megyn Kelly?

922
00:47:39,600 –> 00:47:40,500
Yeah.
Wow.

923
00:47:40,500 –> 00:47:42,600
This podcast took a weird turn,
huh?

924
00:47:43,000 –> 00:47:45,900
Well, when see, when you have to
plug shoutouts to Donald

925
00:47:45,900 –> 00:47:47,800
Rumsfeld.
Shout out, Vladimir Putin,

926
00:47:48,100 –> 00:47:50,300
Putin, Putin, Putin, all day
everyday, guys.

927
00:47:50,300 –> 00:47:52,500
If you can hear my son, the
sound of my delicious voice.

928
00:47:52,500 –> 00:47:56,000
Follow me on all the social
medias at Quincy, Johnson III,

929
00:47:56,100 –> 00:47:58,900
if you’re in the city of st.
Louis, I will be in st.

930
00:47:58,900 –> 00:48:02,200
Louis November 8th, through the
10th for the flyover comedy Of a

931
00:48:02,207 –> 00:48:05,100
couple of shows on each day.
So be on the lookout for that.

932
00:48:05,200 –> 00:48:07,200
If you live in the city of
Chicago, or the surrounding

933
00:48:07,200 –> 00:48:11,200
area, I’m in Chicago, November
11th through the 17th shows.

934
00:48:11,200 –> 00:48:14,900
Everyday, come fucks with me and
also listen to what in the world

935
00:48:14,900 –> 00:48:18,800
and then pops every day.
What in the world listen to that

936
00:48:18,800 –> 00:48:22,700
podcast that I host with Quincy?
Listen to Misfortune a podcast,

937
00:48:22,700 –> 00:48:24,900
I hosted with danger, maybe
someday.

938
00:48:24,900 –> 00:48:28,000
When the daughter is off to
college, we can just write some

939
00:48:28,000 –> 00:48:31,000
episodes.
We can record a second season.

940
00:48:31,000 –> 00:48:33,900
Yeah, we got him.
Babies raised and safe.

941
00:48:34,400 –> 00:48:36,300
We’ll get back to it.
Will it back to?

942
00:48:36,300 –> 00:48:39,200
I’ll just let her guests.
Well, it’s always worked.

943
00:48:39,400 –> 00:48:41,200
Sure, it will work again.
Yeah.

944
00:48:41,200 –> 00:48:42,300
Yeah.
She’s very sweet.

945
00:48:42,300 –> 00:48:46,600
You guys patreon.com and Pops,
you get bonus episodes of this

946
00:48:46,600 –> 00:48:49,500
podcast and all the other
podcasts.

947
00:48:49,500 –> 00:48:53,500
I co-host and I am doing the Two
Dads.

948
00:48:53,500 –> 00:48:57,900
Trivia show on November 17th at
the Ruby.

949
00:48:58,100 –> 00:49:02,200
I don’t know who I’m competing
against, but I am going to To

950
00:49:02,200 –> 00:49:08,300
fucking destroy them because
trivia it’s what I do.

951
00:49:08,800 –> 00:49:13,400
It’s all I do.
So come out to that and will

952
00:49:13,800 –> 00:49:17,700
probably not do a live podcast,
the end of this month because

953
00:49:17,700 –> 00:49:19,900
it’s the day after Thanksgiving.
Yeah man.

954
00:49:20,100 –> 00:49:23,000
But we’re thinking of doing that
to Thanksgiving but still still.

955
00:49:23,000 –> 00:49:26,500
Yeah we’re thinking of doing a
New Year’s Eve thing in December

956
00:49:26,500 –> 00:49:28,500
because it’ll be a few days
before.

957
00:49:28,500 –> 00:49:31,900
New Year’s Eve, come out and
fuck around the Saturday before.

958
00:49:32,100 –> 00:49:33,900
December 29th, people.
Come on.

959
00:49:33,908 –> 00:49:36,200
Yeah, to the Hollywood Hotel.
We’re gonna party.

960
00:49:36,400 –> 00:49:37,700
We’re gonna party.
We had to do a nun.

961
00:49:37,700 –> 00:49:40,600
Pops, New Year’s, you know, I
mean, I’m pops New Years.

962
00:49:40,600 –> 00:49:45,300
There will be champagne, there
will be New Year’s resolutions,

963
00:49:45,300 –> 00:49:47,400
have to go back and start dating
that stripper.

964
00:49:47,400 –> 00:49:49,000
I used to yeah, Sam.
Yeah.

965
00:49:49,100 –> 00:49:51,700
So she will be at the Schwinn.
See stripper, girlfriend.

966
00:49:51,700 –> 00:49:56,700
Champagne will be there and so
will dangers kid and we cookies

967
00:49:57,000 –> 00:50:00,200
and we all those weed cookies we
just did a live show and those

968
00:50:00,200 –> 00:50:01,900
winged cookies.
Well, I’m ready to check.

969
00:50:02,100 –> 00:50:05,500
Eddie chat wasn’t there.
That’s probably wise but those

970
00:50:05,500 –> 00:50:07,300
were some tasty fucking weed
cookies.

971
00:50:07,300 –> 00:50:08,700
The shit I’m gonna make some
more.

972
00:50:08,900 –> 00:50:11,100
All right let’s get the fuck out
of here.

973
00:50:11,400 –> 00:50:13,800
Don hair.
Hmm say goodbye goodbye

974
00:50:13,800 –> 00:50:16,800
everybody.
Quincy say goodbye Donald

975
00:50:16,800 –> 00:50:17,900
Rumsfeld.
We love you.

976
00:50:18,000 –> 00:50:21,000
What the hell dude.
Goodbye everybody eat aspartame.