Conspiracy! The Show The Death of Princess Diana

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Welcome to conspiracy the show
with your host, Adam Todd Brown

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and Connor Max Fabian.
Hey everybody, Welcome to

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conspiracy the show.
I am Adam, Todd Brown.

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I’m I’m also here.
I’m hanging out, Carter

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mcspadden.
On the ones and twos Dynamics

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patents here, to drink in the
water.

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Yeah, I was, you know, I was
recording.

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I was I was having a sip and I
was like, oh Adam will probably

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que me up and I’ll try to slide
in some kind of quit.

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But then I as the, the silence
grew deafening, I was like a

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perhaps this is where me, an
alleged professional broadcaster

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should introduce himself for the
listeners at home, but we got

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through it.
We did.

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Yeah.
And you know, this is the kind

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of genuine, you know, love’s
real interpersonal interaction

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that I that you that you want.
When you listen to your, yeah,

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conspiracy Show podcast, you
don’t want to hear facts or

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yeah, you know.
This is why people tune in the

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it’s because of the chemistry.
Yeah, speaking of that, what

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have you been up to since we
recorded last?

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You know, just the Photoshop and
weird stuff and just sure eat a

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lot of peanut butter and stuff,
you know, just peanut butters,

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great just feel starving,
finding live streams of Rachel.

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Maddow go on a YouTube before
they get pulled by the FCC.

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You know, the good stuff.
Is that happening?

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Why is she getting her live
streams pulled?

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Oh, no.
Because it’s I just I just

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Google MSNBC livestream and they
like, they’ll it’ll be up for

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like 20 minutes and you got to
try to hop on another one

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because I mean they’re you’re
basically stealing MSNBC.

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Oh I get it.
Yeah, get it.

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Will you feel to take into
account is that I live a very

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sedentary Loki lifestyle.
I didn’t.

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Exactly, yeah, well let me tell
you a little, something about

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cocaine.
That’s just I don’t know, I just

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started a new audio book, Adam
exciting.

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Yeah, that’s very exciting.
How are you, man?

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I’ve been good.
Just working a lot.

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Have a show tonight, not
tonight, if you’re listening to

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this, but tonight he’s on
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Keep your eyes peeled for the
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Up top.
What are we talking about today?

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We are talking about Princess
Diana.

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It must be.
We’re nearing the anniversary.

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What would it be?
She died in 97 so 20, 30 or

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yeah, 20.
Yeah, 2020, yeah.

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We’re nearing the 20th
anniversary of her death.

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So there’s all of these
documentaries and things coming

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back around, you know, as a
four-year-old I was a big fan of

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Princess Diana and my I’m of
years.

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So this really hit nod.
Yeah.

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I mean I had really no opinions
about this until I started

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looking into it for the show,
but it’s actually there’s a lot

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of lot of, really weird shit.
Yeah, it’s like it’s super

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weird.
This happened when I was just

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about to turn 21, because I’m
way older than you and part of

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that, part of the dynamic that
people love.

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And I just didn’t give a shit.
Like, I remember hearing about

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it obviously.
Yeah, but it’s like, it’s the

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British royal family.
What The fuck do I care?

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I get really, I find it really
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One American people are all into
that.

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Like, his most English people, I
think are just, I think they’re

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annoyed that they have to give a
shit about it, right?

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It’s impression I’ve gotten from
most of the England English.

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People, I’ve talked to, it’s
like, what kind of fucking

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country has a king still?
Yeah, I don’t know.

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Yeah, you’re lizards have
crowns.

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Whatever.
So this this even though neither

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of us give a shit.
Yeah, we’re like, what’s a good

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way to open this podcast?
That makes us the most impartial

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commentators.
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That’s true.
I have no opinions about any of

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them.
That’s yeah, that’s a good way

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to open this show.
Let’s talk about something.

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We don’t give a shit.
Pretty much.

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All I know about the royal
families that I heard that the

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queen goes around turning off
lights to save electricity, so

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that that was about – a
forehand.

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Yeah.
So yeah, let’s let’s get into

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it.
Like I said, 20th anniversary,

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she died August 31st, 1997 to
give some background first,

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Princess Diana and Prince,
Charles met in July 1980 at a

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house party.
She was 19, he had actually met

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her before when she was about 15
when he was dating her sister.

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See, that’s weird.
You don’t did not not a lot of

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relationships.
I mean, once you fuck one,

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family member, you’ve pretty
much like shut yourself off to

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the rest of them.
Yeah, you kind of got that’s a

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weird lateral move, you.
Exercise discretion, when you’re

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picking a member of a family,
the fuck because it’s probably

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should be the last one.
I think most people can agree.

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Yeah.
There should you should you

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should be allowed to fuck one
family member per family?

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Yeah, I don’t think, I think
once you know, like the

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mother-daughter porn stud, that
always creeped me out.

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I’m like, that know.
That’s a yeah.

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You’re making a weird Mobius.
Strip out of the space-time

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vagina continuing.
Yeah.

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I’ve never.
I’ve never gotten dudes.

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Who are into the idea of like a
mother and daughter?

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Yeah.
Very Yeah, like even twins would

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weird me out a little.
It’s like your siblings.

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Like, am I fucking get out of
bed with each other?

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My Josef Mengele.
What am I doing this for ya?

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So this is already raising a red
flag and I don’t really like

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this.
Princess Prince William

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character, right?
And the, the relationship,

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Charles rather the relationship
with her sister whose name was

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Sarah.
Fell apart after Sarah, gave an

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interview saying that Charles
made his girlfriend’s call him

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sir.
So after that after princess

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died, Anna do sister dates of
dude.

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Who makes her call him?
Sir, she still like, let’s do

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this.
You can’t do that.

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Unless you like Prince, maybe I
think he could have maybe gotten

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away with that Prescott.
Bush patriarch of the, the bush

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crime dynasty, made his
grandchildren, call him Senator,

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which I thought was so fucking,
let’s be.

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That’s great though.
Yeah, yeah, like it’s good

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because Bush kids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Jab George go, Kev.
Go Gibson.

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Editor a hug.
And then I just ask you Senator

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Bush.
Thank him for your Nazi gold

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presence.
We gotta do an episode on that.

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The the Bush family, laundering,
Nazi, gold money, that’s

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something I’ve only hurting her
in passing, but I’m like, oh,

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there’s no way that’s not true.
Yeah, we should just do a whole

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Bush family episode.
There’s so much there’s a lot to

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dig in certain conspiracy
theories you here and when

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you’re like yeah there’s I mean
I don’t know.

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You don’t need to investigate.
Of course again maybe Prescott

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was sympathetic to Nazis, of
course he was.

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Yeah.
So sir Oh, that’s that’s a huge

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pussy foul party Foul.
I don’t know if this is the

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technical term for that but I’m
it’s just that gives you the

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Willies.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
And especially when you take

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into account that he was 31 at
the time.

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Yeah.
And the kind of guy that would

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do that would also stage into
car accident.

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Like the, that’s a Venn diagram.
Yeah.

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Relapse for sure 100%.
So he was 31.

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He was under pressure from the
public and the crown to settle

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down and get married.
What is brush From the crown

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mean, you know she doesn’t
really give like policies but

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it’s not like the president’s
bully pulpit where he can go out

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and Bully the Congress and like,
oh yeah, the American people is

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overwhelmingly want blah blah,
blah.

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Perform like you see what
pressure from the crown did an

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old lady.
Look at you Crossley.

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Exactly that.
What the pressure is that

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intimidating?
Yeah, I mean, the other way, to

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translate that sentence is
basically pressure.

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From Mom, his mom was pressuring
him to get married and did he

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write the show notes to make it
more flattering?

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So, in the eyes of the Queen
Diana was the perfect match.

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She was from one of the oldest
and wealthiest aristocratic

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families in England.
Her father was a good friend of

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the queen and most of all, she
was young, sweet and a virgin,

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nice.
I don’t know why I let off an

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air horn for that.
That was probably a bummer for

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him for this the first couple
months.

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Yeah, it’s pretty rough.
I mean if you’ve ever actually

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taking a girl’s virginity, it’s
a It’s free.

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It’s no joke.
Yeah, I mean once but I was a

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virgin too so it didn’t.
Oh, I’ve gone in your chili

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assured destruction.
I got called in like the experts

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on Pawn Stars and I had to go go
handle it.

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I came by on my like my weird
toy jumpsuit and I was like a

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praising it and I was like, that
looks like a mint condition plus

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he here, let me read stick
myself in, you know, what the

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fuck was I gonna get?
Yeah, I mean it’s kind of weird

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that, you know, as the story
develops, you that the queen Is

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alleged to have turned on her
but she basically was like, if

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you don’t marry this lady, I’m
going to kick you off the family

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cell phone plan and, you know,
yeah, that paying your car

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insurance.
Like yeah.

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It’s yeah.
It’s such a weird thing that I

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mean, I guess politicians here
would be under that same

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pressure like we’ve never had an
unmarried president.

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No, I don’t think we have.
We’ve had, we’ve had a couple

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childless presidents and we have
now two divorced president’s,

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right Trump.
But yeah, I don’t think there

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was ever like a bachelor.
Yeah so this is a The thing is

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that this is kind of a reverse
Sarah Palin situation where I

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was like, oh this is a bowl
that’s a good choice you know?

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Or it’s she ended up actually
being a really classy.

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He did you know, dick.
Yeah.

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Person but you know is she but
didn’t wasn’t doing what they

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wanted her to write, right?
I think that she didn’t the

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queen or however didn’t really
vet Diana enough.

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You know the rich they wanted.
But yeah, smiling stooge.

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Yeah, they didn’t, they were
getting kind of a loose cannon

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In terms and not even that she
just wasn’t easy to control.

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Yes.
She just wasn’t like, a whole

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wheat tortilla, you know.
Yeah, engine starting is soon as

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their engagement, Prince
Charles, and Diana’s

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relationship was strained.
He never stopped seeing his old

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flame Camilla parker-bowles,
which that’s shitty obviously.

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Yeah, I don’t understand how
people think they can get away

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with cheating.
You know.

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Yeah, I guess especially in that
position like I could never I

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don’t see how I would get away
with cheating and I’m a fucking

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nobody, you know.
Like I’m not like The most

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recognizable people in the
entire country yet, yet yet,

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once we get, these are YouTube
live streams going up.

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Everywhere be The Joe Rogan
Experience of awkward, small

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talk and shit.
The kind of Matters from 20

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years ago, but yeah, I don’t
like, what do you think is going

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to happen, man?
Yeah, especially not just

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cheating, but carrying on a
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relationship, like this guy did
for decades, has got to have

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bodyguards and like you really
think that you’re going to have

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20 And you know not one of
them’s going to break their.

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I’m not going to be, you know,
cock-block the royal family of

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that they take when they swear
in.

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Yeah, exactly.
I think that’s what it’s called.

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I’m not sure.
They should take that off.

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Take off your big tall, Marge,
Simpson hair hat, repeat after

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me.
So almost as soon as the the

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wedding happens, Princess Diana
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starts to sort of overshadow.
The royal family, they weren’t

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especially fond of The way she
treated common folk and

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servants.
And by that, I don’t mean, she

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was mean to them.
She’s too many nice.

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Yeah.
And they didn’t dig that they

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were, in their opinion, Royals
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set apart, and she was kind to
everyone despite their station

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in life, especially her staff
calling them by their first

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name.
Remembering birthdays

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anniversaries, and giving gifts
Connor, that’s gross.

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Yeah.
Those are poor people.

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Those aren’t English values.
No, absolutely.

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Ali.
Not you eat, Taffy without

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brushing your teeth before bed,
and then you wake up and scowl,

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all right, that’s that’s what
Churchill save this godforsaken

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island for.
That’s so odd because I feel

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like that’s just better PR.
I feel like we, I feel ya all

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our politicians, just stage them
trying to be, you know, that

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their politicians anymore.
But, I mean, like, they, they

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photo ops or a huge that like,
oh, let’s get him scooping one

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shovel of dirt at the woman’s
shelter and all that, you know,

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whatever, blah blah blah blah.
But this is like she just by

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Being showing a basic level of
human decency.

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They’re like yeah, it’s kind of
off-brand for us.

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Yeah, it’s and it just kind of
speaks to one of the reasons I

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don’t understand.
The fascination with the royal

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family, like especially when you
hear people in England, talk

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about it.
A lot of them are like, man, we

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just don’t fucking care either.
Yeah.

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Like it’s almost like a tourist
thing.

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Yeah, right hearing about the
Royal fan, I’m pretty sure with

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all the fucking security and the
whatever the electricity bill is

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enough.
Fucking castle that that is not

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like a net positive for the
English economy, you know,

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right.
It’s basically like having a

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fish tank full of exotic like
iguanas me like I think that’s a

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conversation starter but I am
spending most of my, you know,

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money that should go to child
support on this.

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The iguana food.
My ex-wife is going to take my

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iguanas solemn.
How that has to do with monarchy

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but you got it.
Well, lizard people still So she

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insisted on doing everything
different starting with the

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birth of her first son.
She wanted to have the baby in a

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regular Hospital.
Not in the palace.

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Which why are you having babies
in the fucking Palace?

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Yeah, me too.
I would way rather have a baby

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and go a hospital.
Go to hospital.

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She also sent the boys.
Like what if like, you know, the

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you got all the, the people
you’d expect.

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You get the Midwife and the by
all the different, you know,

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vagina technician.
And stuff.

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But then I like what?
I feel all the sudden you do

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your lung collapses because it’s
not then, yeah, we don’t have,

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we don’t have a long guy owe me.
Let’s go, let’s go.

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Guess.
We’ll go to the hospital’s gonna

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bury him across the moat, like,
no, you want the hospital’s

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One-Stop shop for, you know,
everything body shit.

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That’s just stupid.
She also sent the boys to

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school.
Instead of them being taught at

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the Royal Palace with tutors,
which, and this thing, I’ve

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heard people bring this up, she
was also insisted on performing

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charity work.
And was the first major

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celebrity to shake someone’s
hand, who had AIDS that rock and

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crazy.
Is that?

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Yeah, that’s awesome.
Yeah.

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She’s the Jackie Robinson of
AIDS.

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Yeah.
She’s like, well, I mean aside

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from whoever, the first black
person to get AIDS was I

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wouldn’t have black people in
Canada.

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Magic Johnson, I wasn’t a flight
attendant.

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Yeah, I guess.
Probably make Magic Johnson.

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Probably would be like the name
brand black HIV.

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Yeah, there’s that.
Dude, that gave all the porn

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stars.
He passed it around.

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I was just watching a
documentary about him, John

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home.
Eames not John Holmes he was

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definitely not black, definitely
not the Jackie Robinson.

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Well, he had a he had a bet.
Okay, yeah, yeah, no I mean

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that’s that’s super cool.
Yeah she back then people were

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unsure of how you got AIDS and
many thought just holding

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someone’s hand, could transmit
it shows how little straight

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people know about what gay
people do.

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I mean right, you guys just hold
hands hands and listen to saline

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or whatever.
You know what you’re doing, what

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I put my hand to the.
What?

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What And I put what would
remember when everyone’s aunt

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was telling you about that
commercial for like, six months.

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Oh yeah.
Thanksgiving turkey commercial,

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the queen asked her not to touch
anyone while visiting and Diana

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went against those wishes
shaking hands and even hugging a

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man.
Well, the queen warned her, not

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to take that convertible into
Dallas and then she was forced

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to kill him.
So in June 1992, this is where

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things really start to get
tense.

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Her biography comes Zout and
it’s not written by her.

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Obviously, it’s a biography but
they never really it.

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Finally comes out after she dies
that she was the source for all

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of this information and there’s
actually was choose leaking.

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Yeah, there’s actually a
documentary coming out near the

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end of this month.
That features the actual videos,

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like she said, a lot of these
things on video that made it

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into this book.
And now they’re going to release

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some of these videos in a
documentary, but it’s going to

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be the You know, about a son of
ya know, what was that new in

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the came out?
The one with the animation and

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shit.
The glucose Kurt Cobain one that

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was about a song is about its
own.

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Okay?
Yeah, yeah.

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This she had worked with a
friend who recorded her

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conversations and then would
deliver them on her behalf to

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writer André Morton.
And this book exposed Prince

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Charles Affair.
There were tapes that released

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by the Sun that proved, he was
having an affair and showed her

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or proof, she was having an
affair.

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Also and showed her disdain for
the royal family.

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Like I wonder why Diana even
married him.

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You know, did she just yeah was
it may be that she just wanted

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kind of the influence and the
stature and you know like it

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seems like that would be, I mean
the obvious motivation but I

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mean it’s kind of a wash on that
front because like he did it

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because his mom was bitching and
then she did it because like why

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not who doesn’t want to be a
fucking princess?

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Yeah, exactly.
I’d be in a Loveless

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relationship to be a princess.
Are you kidding me?

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I would like some obscure like
the Lithuanian.

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It’s kind of expected.
I just completely ruin Lithuania

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is reputation or whatever they
have any hilarious.

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Yeah.
Shortly after tapes were

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released of Prince Charles and
Camilla basically having phone

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sex, very British found sex.
The most well-known quote was

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him wishing.
He could be a tampon inside her,

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right.
I think we should do a drum

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because they, yeah, who wants,
who wants to do?

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I’ll be Charles, I do a pretty
wicked British accent.

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Okay, cool, gold.
I’ll just leave Live inside your

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trousers or something.
It would be much easier.

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What are you going to turn into
a pair of knickers?

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Oh you’re going to come back as
a pair of knickers or God forbid

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at Tampax just my luck.
You are a complete idiot.

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A wonderful idea.
All right we’re going to be

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right back at SUNY and I’m take
a shower separately.

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Yeah that is not a wonderful
idea.

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She’s wrong on that last count
as a guy who’s straight up like

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Butchered a lot of sex thing.
And, you know, trying to be

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arousing in any capacity.
This is a pretty great, a

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fuckup.
Yeah.

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Yeah, you don’t want this.
This is probably the most

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scandalous thing.
Yeah.

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You don’t come out of the royal
family, like, I would have

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committed on or suicide.
If it’s tapes like these leaks

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and I’m a professional asshole,
must not have, I’m not a guy

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with a title and a carriage,
don’t ever don’t ever

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anthropomorphize, tampons in a
sexual conversation.

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So many Sighing.
Oh, yeah, the worst thing or

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just my luck.
I’ll have to stop you from

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bleeding out your uterine
lining.

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What a?
Well, let me let me now romantic

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and, you know, he’s only got
like 20 minutes a day where you

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can sneak off and call his
mistress.

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This is what he spent that time
on he way and he said Tampax

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like not even a tampon, I think
that’s a pad.

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So he’s just like laying under
it like getting the blood

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drizzled on him or something
else like he’s trying to sneak

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in you know, you’ve got like a,
you know, like oh yeah.

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Here’s I hear some guys are
really into that pegging thing.

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So in December 1992, it was
announced that Charles and Diana

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would separate but not divorce.
Which what is what do you mean?

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What’s the point?
That’s like gonna you know, the

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primers are happening in a
presidential candidates.

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Like I’m suspending my campaign.
Like you’re quitting you know.

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Like you’re not going to be like
oh there’s sudden budgetary

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gentle Jeb Bush said the n-word.
I’m back in this, you know?

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Yeah.
In 1995.

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She released a secret interview
from Kensington Palace about All

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her life.
She talked about her eating

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disorder and other issues, and
also question whether Charles

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would ever be able to adapt to
the role as king.

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This shocked and appalled, the
royal family.

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Also, there’s a put a note in
here.

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There’s a rumor going around
right now that Prince William

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has been, has taken Prince,
Charles, Place in the line of

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succession to be king.
This is Diana has oh really?

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Yeah.
Not true.

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Which one of them dressed up
like a Nazi?

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I think it was William.
Yeah.

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It seems like some shit he do.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
It’s seems reasonable.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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I think I read something about
the two were and again it’s I do

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not give any kind of a shit
about this.

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So I skimmed the headline and
probably not even finish reading

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that.
But yeah, I mean because the

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queen is like I think she’s
officially the longest serving

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because they did that other
Victoria or some shit was like

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50 years.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
This queen has been in.

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Yeah.
A long fucking time.

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I don’t know how long.
Yeah, she’s old as shit as she’s

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in like at the A’s.
Yeah, I saw an article while I

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was researching.
This that said, what happens

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when the The queen dies.
And I just I give so little of a

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shit that I didn’t even click it
down, like, I don’t know what

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happens.
I don’t know.

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I probably have to hear about it
on the news for three minutes.

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I can’t Camilla bowls becomes
Queen.

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Yeah.
So in 1996 the queen rights to

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Diana and Charles and ask them
to divorce, which they do.

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Couldn’t she have just talked to
him?

436
00:20:59,500 –> 00:21:01,700
Yeah, I chose to write them.
Well, you need that in writing,

437
00:21:01,700 –> 00:21:04,700
just call him it like hang out.
She sounds like a weird cold,

438
00:21:04,700 –> 00:21:05,700
bitch.
Yeah.

439
00:21:05,700 –> 00:21:07,200
Yeah.
She is that.

440
00:21:07,200 –> 00:21:08,800
I think that’s kind of her
shtick.

441
00:21:09,200 –> 00:21:12,400
Yeah.
Just very, very, very cold fine.

442
00:21:12,400 –> 00:21:15,800
If you’re like, judging people’s
pastries on the Great British

443
00:21:15,800 –> 00:21:17,300
Bake Off.
Like not great show.

444
00:21:17,600 –> 00:21:19,000
Oh yeah.
I’ve watched a little bit of it.

445
00:21:19,000 –> 00:21:21,600
I’ve not dived all the way in,
but it’s a really good fucking

446
00:21:21,600 –> 00:21:22,200
time.
Yeah.

447
00:21:22,200 –> 00:21:24,900
But yeah, if you’re like a
figurehead for an entire

448
00:21:24,900 –> 00:21:27,900
country, like maybe like, have a
little more personal warmth when

449
00:21:27,900 –> 00:21:31,100
you’re asking your children to
get out of the relationship, you

450
00:21:31,100 –> 00:21:33,000
fucking push them into in the
beginning.

451
00:21:33,000 –> 00:21:34,100
Exactly.
Yeah.

452
00:21:34,100 –> 00:21:37,400
And we’ll play a video in a
little bit from when after

453
00:21:37,400 –> 00:21:41,800
Princess Diana died watching.
In this and the queen giving her

454
00:21:41,800 –> 00:21:47,900
statement, which she was like
forced into, but I’m very sorry

455
00:21:48,500 –> 00:21:53,800
about this late.
So after the divorce, you know,

456
00:21:53,800 –> 00:21:58,600
she Princess Diana gets into all
these causes and one of them is

457
00:21:58,600 –> 00:22:02,800
the production of landmines,
which this kind of ties into the

458
00:22:02,808 –> 00:22:07,400
conspiracy at one point because
the UK was the leading producer

459
00:22:07,400 –> 00:22:10,700
of landmines at the time, which
Fucking for what?

460
00:22:10,700 –> 00:22:12,000
Like, where were those even
going?

461
00:22:12,000 –> 00:22:13,200
Are you sure?
They weren’t just like

462
00:22:13,200 –> 00:22:16,600
repurposing some of their food.
Yeah, am I right, huh?

463
00:22:17,900 –> 00:22:19,600
I hit two buttons at the same
time.

464
00:22:19,600 –> 00:22:22,800
Yeah, you did.
You did a little remix there are

465
00:22:22,800 –> 00:22:25,000
adenine and some kind of like
screaming audience some.

466
00:22:25,000 –> 00:22:27,700
Yeah, some sort of well now the
screaming audience.

467
00:22:28,800 –> 00:22:31,000
It’s in the Howard Dean Scream.
It’s just at the end of the

468
00:22:31,000 –> 00:22:32,400
Howard Dean thing.
Okay.

469
00:22:32,600 –> 00:22:35,100
I think I hit like theme music.
Yeah.

470
00:22:35,200 –> 00:22:37,000
Yeah that’s from the regular
podcast.

471
00:22:37,000 –> 00:22:39,900
I see Adam has eight sound
effects buttons and it’s weird

472
00:22:39,900 –> 00:22:41,800
what it’s a competitive for Real
Estate.

473
00:22:41,800 –> 00:22:44,700
So weird, what is prioritized?
Howard Dean number one.

474
00:22:44,700 –> 00:22:47,000
That’s, he’s up there.
Our Dean’s way up at the top, is

475
00:22:47,000 –> 00:22:49,000
the first one.
Left corner at the ready.

476
00:22:49,400 –> 00:22:54,900
So, yeah, they this land mine.
Staying that kind of is

477
00:22:55,000 –> 00:22:59,200
suggested as one of the things
that might have gotten her

478
00:22:59,200 –> 00:23:02,200
killed because it’s rumored that
she was putting together a list

479
00:23:02,200 –> 00:23:03,200
of.
Oh yeah.

480
00:23:03,200 –> 00:23:06,800
Like UK politicians, who are
making money off the sale of

481
00:23:06,800 –> 00:23:08,800
land mines?
Well like you fuck with like

482
00:23:08,800 –> 00:23:11,400
tradition and the
military-industrial complex, you

483
00:23:11,400 –> 00:23:14,600
know, and you’ve got that big of
a platform like that seems like

484
00:23:14,600 –> 00:23:16,200
a pretty good way to get
yourself killed.

485
00:23:16,200 –> 00:23:21,200
Yeah, yeah.
So let’s talk about her death on

486
00:23:21,200 –> 00:23:26,000
August 31st, 1997 her
chauffeured car crashed in

487
00:23:26,000 –> 00:23:31,000
Paris, her boyfriend, Dodi
al-fayed, and her driver / head

488
00:23:31,000 –> 00:23:35,500
of security all re-poll died in
the accident as well.

489
00:23:35,800 –> 00:23:38,800
And it’s funny to me if we if
the driver was in on it, like,

490
00:23:38,800 –> 00:23:40,900
couldn’t they have gotten him
the Kurt Russell car from Death

491
00:23:40,900 –> 00:23:43,600
Proof, that would have been
fine, is it wouldn’t they?

492
00:23:43,600 –> 00:23:45,700
I feel like that’s possible.
Although maybe I mean you know,

493
00:23:45,700 –> 00:23:47,500
that would have been another
witness who maybe they told him.

494
00:23:47,700 –> 00:23:48,600
I installed that.
Yeah.

495
00:23:48,600 –> 00:23:50,400
Took it out last minute.
Yeah.

496
00:23:50,400 –> 00:23:54,000
The so the night of the
accident, Dodie and Diana were

497
00:23:54,000 –> 00:23:57,400
staying at the Ritz hotel in
Paris and had been stalked all

498
00:23:57,400 –> 00:24:00,700
day and evening by the
paparazzi, the paps.

499
00:24:00,800 –> 00:24:04,900
They were attempting to leave
the hotel to go to Dodie’s home.

500
00:24:05,000 –> 00:24:09,600
What a stupid name Lodi Dodi?
I saw Slick Rick in concert last

501
00:24:09,600 –> 00:24:10,200
week.
It sold.

502
00:24:10,200 –> 00:24:11,900
Well no shit.
I think I saw that.

503
00:24:11,900 –> 00:24:13,600
How was it?
It was fantastic.

504
00:24:13,700 –> 00:24:15,800
Slick.
Rick and KRS one was so good.

505
00:24:15,900 –> 00:24:17,800
Oh I mean those those are two
guys that can probably Ashley

506
00:24:17,800 –> 00:24:19,300
rap live.
Like they have good breath

507
00:24:19,300 –> 00:24:20,300
control.
Yeah, yeah.

508
00:24:20,300 –> 00:24:22,800
You see a lot of people in like
it’s like clearly, like when

509
00:24:22,800 –> 00:24:24,800
they’re doing the studio
recording, it’s just all like

510
00:24:24,800 –> 00:24:26,900
separate cuts for right now for
bars.

511
00:24:27,000 –> 00:24:28,600
Yeah, yeah.
They were both great.

512
00:24:29,800 –> 00:24:33,400
So, I’m sorry.
Paul had worked for Fayed for

513
00:24:33,400 –> 00:24:36,900
the five heads for 10 years and
was recently promoted to head of

514
00:24:36,900 –> 00:24:40,500
security.
They basically their plan they’d

515
00:24:40,500 –> 00:24:44,600
been getting stalked by the
paparazzi all day, so their plan

516
00:24:44,600 –> 00:24:47,500
to get from this hotel to her
boyfriend’s house.

517
00:24:48,100 –> 00:24:52,100
Is to sneak out a back door and
have on reap all drive them.

518
00:24:52,300 –> 00:24:55,300
The paparazzi catches on though
and they’re able to follow them

519
00:24:55,800 –> 00:25:00,200
and on reap.
All is super stressed out by how

520
00:25:00,200 –> 00:25:03,200
many people are following them
and he tries to lose the

521
00:25:03,200 –> 00:25:08,500
Paparazzi by going through the
Palm de l’alma tunnel.

522
00:25:08,700 –> 00:25:10,400
That’s exactly how you pronounce
it.

523
00:25:10,400 –> 00:25:15,300
Yeah, he was speeding at the
time and crashed into the 13th.

524
00:25:15,300 –> 00:25:17,400
Pillar of the tunnel in his
defense.

525
00:25:17,400 –> 00:25:19,300
He Does how you get the
Hogwarts?

526
00:25:20,100 –> 00:25:22,000
That’s rude.
That’s rude, joke.

527
00:25:23,400 –> 00:25:26,000
Yeah, I mean, I know a lot of
people blame the paparazzi for

528
00:25:26,000 –> 00:25:27,500
this.
Yeah.

529
00:25:27,600 –> 00:25:31,000
Well, after the crash seven
photographers were arrested

530
00:25:31,000 –> 00:25:36,200
because in Britain, it’s illegal
to see an accident and not at

531
00:25:36,200 –> 00:25:39,600
least try to help a little bit.
They basically, like re-enacted

532
00:25:39,600 –> 00:25:42,200
the, the finale of Seinfeld.
Yeah.

533
00:25:42,300 –> 00:25:43,600
But it was probably much
funnier.

534
00:25:44,300 –> 00:25:46,300
Exhale.
Oh hey.

535
00:25:46,800 –> 00:25:50,100
Yeah, they just The seven
photographers just stood around

536
00:25:50,100 –> 00:25:54,900
taking pictures which you can
find online if you want to see.

537
00:25:54,900 –> 00:25:57,400
Princess Diana bloody and dead
in the car.

538
00:25:57,400 –> 00:25:59,900
Yeah, I was watching some
YouTube videos to Bone up and I

539
00:25:59,908 –> 00:26:03,200
was like, I don’t want to see
ya, you know, that’s bad times.

540
00:26:03,400 –> 00:26:05,600
It’s like when people like, you
know, like look at the black

541
00:26:05,600 –> 00:26:06,800
doll you.
I’m like yeah.

542
00:26:06,800 –> 00:26:08,800
I don’t even want to read the
description of it.

543
00:26:08,800 –> 00:26:12,600
Yeah one of the hosts chat wild.
One of the other hosts on the

544
00:26:12,600 –> 00:26:16,000
network lives right in front of
where the Black Dahlia Murder.

545
00:26:16,000 –> 00:26:20,500
So no she and check if Where we
did the backyard comedy show.

546
00:26:20,500 –> 00:26:23,600
You could actually check into
the Black Dahlia crime scene

547
00:26:24,000 –> 00:26:27,100
again at the polka stuff without
even having the fence.

548
00:26:28,500 –> 00:26:34,800
So after according to eyewitness
accounts of this crash, there

549
00:26:34,800 –> 00:26:39,500
was a white Fiat that clipped
the car and a photographer on a

550
00:26:39,500 –> 00:26:45,100
motorcycle that took a flash
picture around the same time and

551
00:26:45,100 –> 00:26:48,000
both of these things, according
to some witnesses, May They have

552
00:26:48,000 –> 00:26:51,200
distracted on reap all that
alone.

553
00:26:51,200 –> 00:26:54,900
Sounds kind of shady to me
because that’s a whole Final

554
00:26:54,900 –> 00:26:59,700
Destination type, right?
Or it’s it’s exactly how you

555
00:26:59,700 –> 00:27:02,500
would orchestrate, a murder.
Yeah.

556
00:27:02,500 –> 00:27:06,300
On the road is you just kind of
bump the car and distract the

557
00:27:06,300 –> 00:27:07,800
driver?
Oh like, you know, if you’ll do

558
00:27:07,800 –> 00:27:10,200
that, NASCAR the bump and run
right round.

559
00:27:10,200 –> 00:27:12,200
It’s like it’s like that is like
so dangerous.

560
00:27:12,300 –> 00:27:14,400
Yeah.
But I mean, but first of all,

561
00:27:14,400 –> 00:27:16,600
never trust anyone in a Fiat.
Never.

562
00:27:16,600 –> 00:27:18,400
Yeah, for sure.
Classified.

563
00:27:18,400 –> 00:27:21,600
As of sound mind with good
intentions if you own and drive

564
00:27:21,600 –> 00:27:23,800
a Fiat.
Yeah, I know, a rich kid in high

565
00:27:23,800 –> 00:27:28,400
school who let to 15 year old
girls drive his Fiat and they

566
00:27:28,400 –> 00:27:30,600
died.
They got in an accident and died

567
00:27:30,600 –> 00:27:34,300
and he lived and no
repercussions because it was

568
00:27:34,300 –> 00:27:35,400
rich.
Wow.

569
00:27:35,400 –> 00:27:38,600
And he was driving or he let
them you let them Drive who and

570
00:27:38,600 –> 00:27:40,700
he survived.
You like thrashing.

571
00:27:41,000 –> 00:27:43,900
No, he was just lazy.
He’s like I want he says I think

572
00:27:43,900 –> 00:27:46,700
he just wanted to fuck these two
girls because he was like 17 we

573
00:27:46,700 –> 00:27:48,200
were all in high school.
Okay.

574
00:27:48,200 –> 00:27:50,900
And he let him drive his Fiat.
She and he’s a script.

575
00:27:50,900 –> 00:27:53,000
That’s one of those cars that
you like see, like, Wonder free

576
00:27:53,000 –> 00:27:55,100
Fiat in the mall, you know.
And yeah.

577
00:27:55,100 –> 00:27:57,100
And yeah, like, I’m not even
feeling like they’re still

578
00:27:57,100 –> 00:27:59,400
making those like it, sell it,
but who would buy it?

579
00:27:59,400 –> 00:28:02,500
You know, it’s basically a
scooter with like, car stickers

580
00:28:02,500 –> 00:28:04,700
around, cost me money to ship
it, back to, whatever,

581
00:28:04,700 –> 00:28:07,600
godforsaken country, they drive
this, and I got to move the

582
00:28:07,600 –> 00:28:11,200
steering wheel from the right.
The left side, it’s bullshit so

583
00:28:11,200 –> 00:28:13,700
much hassle.
Well, I mean not to get too far

584
00:28:13,700 –> 00:28:15,700
ahead of ourselves but there’s
people theorizing that the

585
00:28:15,700 –> 00:28:19,800
motorcycle guy that was part of
An MI6 program which was to, you

586
00:28:19,800 –> 00:28:23,800
know, the right laser that would
blind drivers, right?

587
00:28:23,800 –> 00:28:25,700
I thought it was just how you
like cheated at the Super Bowl

588
00:28:25,700 –> 00:28:28,200
or whatever.
But I mean, yeah, yeah.

589
00:28:28,200 –> 00:28:31,200
And applications.
Yeah, one of the other that.

590
00:28:32,200 –> 00:28:34,500
Yeah, we’ll get into that.
I think right now.

591
00:28:34,500 –> 00:28:38,800
One of the one of the other
things that an autopsy, showed

592
00:28:38,800 –> 00:28:42,300
that on re Paul was three times
the legal limit.

593
00:28:42,800 –> 00:28:46,000
He was drunk, he had three times
the legal limit alcohol in his

594
00:28:46,000 –> 00:28:49,300
system.
French police and is still not

595
00:28:49,300 –> 00:28:51,100
drunk enough to have sex with a
British woman.

596
00:28:51,500 –> 00:28:55,100
Exactly French police.
And subsequent panels looking

597
00:28:55,100 –> 00:28:59,100
into the accident, determined
grossly, negligent driving on

598
00:28:59,100 –> 00:29:01,800
honoree, Paul’s part and the
paparazzi in pursuit of their

599
00:29:01,800 –> 00:29:05,200
car was the cause of death.
Also if they’d been wearing

600
00:29:05,200 –> 00:29:07,600
seatbelts they may have survived
which what the fuck?

601
00:29:07,600 –> 00:29:09,700
Wear a seat belt?
Yeah, you’re fleeing the

602
00:29:09,700 –> 00:29:12,900
paparazzi in a speeding vehicle?
Yeah, I mean I don’t like crap

603
00:29:12,900 –> 00:29:14,400
in.
I know you’re the people’s

604
00:29:14,400 –> 00:29:17,900
princess but yeah.
That doesn’t make you More

605
00:29:17,900 –> 00:29:19,400
rootsy.
Yeah they ain’t gonna have and

606
00:29:19,400 –> 00:29:21,900
you dumb.
They don’t go have a princess no

607
00:29:21,900 –> 00:29:26,300
more sweetheart.
Well also like if it gets to the

608
00:29:26,300 –> 00:29:28,800
point where it’s like you’re
driving to just let them take a

609
00:29:28,808 –> 00:29:30,800
picture of you.
Yeah.

610
00:29:30,800 –> 00:29:32,600
You smile and wave.
Yeah.

611
00:29:32,600 –> 00:29:34,000
Like it’s not that big of a
deal.

612
00:29:34,100 –> 00:29:37,900
I finally I’ve been living in La
for over a year and I don’t

613
00:29:37,900 –> 00:29:39,000
think I’ve ever seen a famous
person.

614
00:29:39,000 –> 00:29:41,000
That’s had a comedian so you
know, at comedy clubs or

615
00:29:41,000 –> 00:29:44,200
whatever, but I some Nicki Minaj
on.

616
00:29:44,200 –> 00:29:47,500
Oh, wow.
And I think it’s like will share

617
00:29:47,600 –> 00:29:49,500
Something and she’s coming out
of a club and I was taking

618
00:29:49,500 –> 00:29:52,100
pictures and I was pulling up
around the side and I tried to

619
00:29:52,100 –> 00:29:54,400
get a photo of her and I was
like oh maybe I’ll fell tweet

620
00:29:54,400 –> 00:29:57,400
this a TMZ or what you know and
then I was like so blurry and

621
00:29:57,400 –> 00:30:00,500
you could just like a vague like
but of a cheetah blob ass.

622
00:30:00,500 –> 00:30:04,000
Come on, $3 TMZ $3.
Yeah, I was like, oh man.

623
00:30:04,000 –> 00:30:05,700
I just I thought this was going
to be right this month.

624
00:30:06,500 –> 00:30:08,000
I was stoked.
I was like, well, first of all

625
00:30:08,000 –> 00:30:09,800
the celebrity, I don’t really
give a fuck about.

626
00:30:09,800 –> 00:30:10,400
I mean.
Yeah.

627
00:30:10,500 –> 00:30:12,600
Outside of the whole Meek Mill.
Cuckoldry.

628
00:30:13,000 –> 00:30:13,900
Of course.
Sure.

629
00:30:13,900 –> 00:30:15,700
It’s just fun for the whole
family.

630
00:30:15,800 –> 00:30:17,500
Way, fun.
Yeah, moving on.

631
00:30:19,100 –> 00:30:21,500
Speaking of princesses Nikki is
looking great.

632
00:30:21,700 –> 00:30:25,000
So Prince Charles this part, I
thought was really weird Prince

633
00:30:25,000 –> 00:30:28,200
Charles wanted to personally,
bring her body home and the

634
00:30:28,200 –> 00:30:31,800
queen was vehemently against it.
And said, he could not use the

635
00:30:31,800 –> 00:30:36,300
Royal plane to go get her body.
They fought and she eventually

636
00:30:36,300 –> 00:30:40,200
conceded with the stipulation
that the funeral be private.

637
00:30:40,300 –> 00:30:42,600
Did her soul fly Spirit,
Airlines Emirates.

638
00:30:42,800 –> 00:30:43,600
Am I right?
Gang?

639
00:30:43,800 –> 00:30:45,700
Well, the fuck that’s such a
dick move.

640
00:30:45,700 –> 00:30:47,500
Like I yeah.
Like I know like parents.

641
00:30:47,600 –> 00:30:51,900
Can get like it’s just like you
know you see someone being a

642
00:30:51,900 –> 00:30:53,900
break, your son’s hard or
whatever you’re Furious and you

643
00:30:53,900 –> 00:30:57,600
hate this person what bit like
you gotta and also just for the

644
00:30:57,600 –> 00:31:00,600
sake of a public appearances
like don’t be the bitch that’s

645
00:31:00,600 –> 00:31:03,200
like well she’s not technically
a princess anymore.

646
00:31:03,700 –> 00:31:07,000
Yeah and that was kind of her.
Like I got a higher Q score than

647
00:31:07,000 –> 00:31:10,300
you bitch.
She didn’t even make a public

648
00:31:10,300 –> 00:31:12,600
statement for five days.
Yeah.

649
00:31:12,700 –> 00:31:16,600
After and she finally, finally
did.

650
00:31:16,800 –> 00:31:18,300
Let’s listen to it.
A bit of it.

651
00:31:18,600 –> 00:31:22,200
It is really tender moment.
After this, we go to play Paul

652
00:31:22,200 –> 00:31:27,700
McCartney, reacting to John
Lennon’s, death Seen that huh,

653
00:31:27,800 –> 00:31:31,500
we have seen throughout Britain
and around the world, an

654
00:31:31,500 –> 00:31:34,800
overwhelming expression of
sadness, Diana’s death.

655
00:31:34,800 –> 00:31:38,700
This was Robin Williams as
greatest role, different ways to

656
00:31:38,700 –> 00:31:41,200
cope.
It is not easy to express the

657
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:41,700
sense of.
Yeah.

658
00:31:41,700 –> 00:31:43,900
This looks like, it’s from a
movie, the initial shock.

659
00:31:43,900 –> 00:31:45,300
Yeah.
This looks like one of those

660
00:31:45,300 –> 00:31:48,000
automated talking like digital
personal assistance.

661
00:31:48,000 –> 00:31:53,000
We provide for your website with
the most natural speech to text.

662
00:31:53,700 –> 00:31:56,900
We have all felt those emotions
in these last few days.

663
00:31:57,000 –> 00:31:59,200
She has not felt any emotion
what I said.

664
00:31:59,200 –> 00:32:05,300
Yeah, I don’t think she’s ever
even orgasmed five minutes as a

665
00:32:05,300 –> 00:32:07,600
grandmother.
First I want to pay tribute to

666
00:32:07,600 –> 00:32:10,900
Diana myself.
Do you exceptional and gifted

667
00:32:10,900 –> 00:32:13,700
human being in good times and
bad?

668
00:32:13,900 –> 00:32:18,000
She never lost her capacity to
smile and laugh nor to inspire

669
00:32:18,000 –> 00:32:20,100
others with her warmth and
kindness.

670
00:32:21,600 –> 00:32:24,500
I admire your angry having to
say this?

671
00:32:24,600 –> 00:32:26,800
Yeah, I still.
I feel like this is too much

672
00:32:26,800 –> 00:32:29,400
under special accessories for a
funeral speech.

673
00:32:29,400 –> 00:32:31,700
I feel like you take, I think
you’d go down to one layer of

674
00:32:31,700 –> 00:32:33,500
pearls.
Took the brooch off.

675
00:32:33,500 –> 00:32:35,500
Yeah.
And I don’t like the slow

676
00:32:35,600 –> 00:32:39,500
creeping there.
Like going in tighter on her

677
00:32:39,500 –> 00:32:41,900
face as she talks.
No, they are huh?

678
00:32:42,200 –> 00:32:45,600
No one who knew Diana will ever
forget her Millions?

679
00:32:45,800 –> 00:32:49,000
Those who never met her, but
felt they knew her.

680
00:32:49,100 –> 00:32:50,600
All right.
Bitch, I want is I want to see

681
00:32:50,600 –> 00:32:56,800
the first take of this or she’s
like was liked by most some,

682
00:32:56,800 –> 00:33:02,000
some reaction to her death.
So I’ve heard all right.

683
00:33:02,600 –> 00:33:06,600
They’d hit out.
So yeah, that was the queen.

684
00:33:06,600 –> 00:33:09,800
Finally giving her statement.
Definitely not the words of

685
00:33:09,800 –> 00:33:13,300
someone who didn’t want to kill
somebody.

686
00:33:13,600 –> 00:33:14,400
Right?
Exactly.

687
00:33:14,400 –> 00:33:17,100
Yeah, she didn’t sell me on the
Fact that she felt terrible

688
00:33:17,100 –> 00:33:18,400
about it.
No no no.

689
00:33:18,700 –> 00:33:21,900
And after her death, the Royal
Palace Bush worked up some

690
00:33:21,900 –> 00:33:25,200
crocodile tears.
After he did 9/11 Queen exactly.

691
00:33:25,300 –> 00:33:27,600
He looks shocked when he was
reading that book and they came

692
00:33:27,600 –> 00:33:30,700
in and told him, that that was
an acting perform.

693
00:33:30,700 –> 00:33:34,800
I always thought it’s funny on
the Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD that was

694
00:33:34,800 –> 00:33:37,400
the menu Laplante playing in the
background like the menu on the

695
00:33:37,400 –> 00:33:40,400
DVD was just him reading that
book sitting there after he

696
00:33:40,400 –> 00:33:45,200
heard the news.
So after her death the the Royal

697
00:33:45,200 –> 00:33:48,200
Palace Posed restoring, her
royal title.

698
00:33:48,200 –> 00:33:51,800
And her brother said no, he said
in real life she didn’t need a

699
00:33:51,808 –> 00:33:55,400
royal title to generate her
particular brand of magic.

700
00:33:55,700 –> 00:33:57,700
She didn’t need it and death,
either.

701
00:33:58,000 –> 00:34:00,700
Fuck you Koontz British for
cunts.

702
00:34:00,700 –> 00:34:03,300
Okay, I was like, what did Dean
Koons have to do with all this?

703
00:34:03,300 –> 00:34:05,900
The novelist that my, my mom
reads.

704
00:34:06,500 –> 00:34:08,500
Yeah.
Well, I misread this initially

705
00:34:08,500 –> 00:34:11,300
thinking that the other, the
other prince than I do.

706
00:34:11,300 –> 00:34:13,199
But her, brother denied it.
So that makes it kind of a

707
00:34:13,207 –> 00:34:14,300
gangster movie.
Yeah.

708
00:34:14,300 –> 00:34:15,100
Yeah.
You know what I mean?

709
00:34:15,100 –> 00:34:16,500
I like that.
Better kind of like how I’ve

710
00:34:16,500 –> 00:34:19,500
always wanted to be invited to
speak of my high school so I

711
00:34:19,500 –> 00:34:21,000
could tell them to go fuck
themselves.

712
00:34:21,400 –> 00:34:23,900
I was asked to do comedy at my
high school reunions.

713
00:34:23,900 –> 00:34:25,199
Oh yeah.
You told me about this.

714
00:34:25,300 –> 00:34:26,500
I ended up canceling.
Yeah.

715
00:34:26,500 –> 00:34:27,900
That’s a good move.
Yeah.

716
00:34:28,300 –> 00:34:30,900
It’s one of these were the it’s
like very high-risk.

717
00:34:30,900 –> 00:34:32,199
Very low reward.
Yeah.

718
00:34:32,400 –> 00:34:35,600
Sounds good on paper.
But yeah, so let’s get into the

719
00:34:35,600 –> 00:34:40,000
conspiracy around her death.
The prevailing Theory among

720
00:34:40,000 –> 00:34:44,900
conspiracy types is that MI6
perpetrated, the murder and that

721
00:34:44,900 –> 00:34:47,900
it was ordered by.
Royal family, speaking of secret

722
00:34:47,900 –> 00:34:50,500
shit and the number six and my
Shady brand.

723
00:34:50,500 –> 00:34:52,400
Did you know that SEAL Team?
Six was just named that.

724
00:34:52,400 –> 00:34:53,900
So other countries would think
there are five.

725
00:34:53,900 –> 00:34:58,000
Other SEAL Teams running around?
Did not is that fucking awesome.

726
00:34:58,200 –> 00:35:00,400
That’s fantastic.
So it’s like a Traveling

727
00:35:00,400 –> 00:35:05,100
Wilburys method.
Vol 3 International subterfuge.

728
00:35:05,400 –> 00:35:07,700
It’s not even with subterfuge
means but we’ll move on.

729
00:35:08,700 –> 00:35:09,800
Yeah, I did that.
That’s great.

730
00:35:09,800 –> 00:35:12,000
I did not know that I thought
that was awesome.

731
00:35:13,400 –> 00:35:17,600
So, Dodi al-fayed father, who is
The owner of Harrods motive,

732
00:35:17,700 –> 00:35:20,700
what is Harrods?
That’s a huge Casino, I believe.

733
00:35:20,700 –> 00:35:22,800
Or is it a department like the
English?

734
00:35:22,800 –> 00:35:24,800
A, I think it’s a department
store.

735
00:35:24,800 –> 00:35:26,800
I know what I think, partment.
I think I saw those when I was

736
00:35:26,800 –> 00:35:30,700
in Ireland.
Herod’s is everage a.

737
00:35:31,100 –> 00:35:32,600
It seems like a JC Penney.
Yeah.

738
00:35:32,600 –> 00:35:34,600
Department store.
Kind of thing, JCPenney’s of.

739
00:35:34,607 –> 00:35:37,900
Yeah, I was thinking a hair is
for the glory or a JC Pence’s.

740
00:35:39,400 –> 00:35:41,200
Right?
And get it.

741
00:35:41,400 –> 00:35:43,800
That was because I wasn’t that
what their money is their

742
00:35:43,800 –> 00:35:46,300
bullshit.
Fucking oh, Yeah yeah yeah yeah

743
00:35:46,300 –> 00:35:49,400
it wasn’t a Mike Pence.
Will you Mike Pence has nothing

744
00:35:49,400 –> 00:35:51,800
to do with this or doesn’t or
everything to do with.

745
00:35:51,800 –> 00:35:54,300
I think Ted Cruz killed.
Princess Diana personally but

746
00:35:54,300 –> 00:36:00,100
you know, let’s not get into it.
So my Mohamed al-fayed believes

747
00:36:00,100 –> 00:36:04,900
that this was a hit orchestrated
by MI6 with the help of French

748
00:36:04,900 –> 00:36:07,500
officials and ordered by Prince
Philip.

749
00:36:07,500 –> 00:36:11,000
He believes Diana, was targeted
due to her relationship with his

750
00:36:11,000 –> 00:36:14,700
son and according to his theory,
the royal family.

751
00:36:14,700 –> 00:36:18,000
Couldn’t bear the idea.
The idea that Diana would marry

752
00:36:18,000 –> 00:36:22,000
an Egyptian Muslim and that he
would be a stepfather to Prince

753
00:36:22,000 –> 00:36:25,200
William and Prince Harry.
And there were also two row

754
00:36:25,200 –> 00:36:28,100
before my boy is cocked by a
brown person.

755
00:36:28,800 –> 00:36:32,000
There were also rumors.
That Dodie was to propose that

756
00:36:32,000 –> 00:36:35,600
evening, and he had stopped at a
famous jewelry store in Paris to

757
00:36:35,600 –> 00:36:38,600
pick up a ring.
He had ordered for Diana and

758
00:36:38,600 –> 00:36:41,300
this is this part is really
crazy me.

759
00:36:41,300 –> 00:36:43,900
Muhammad also claims that Diana
told him she was pregnant with

760
00:36:43,900 –> 00:36:47,300
dhotis child.
There’s Way to tell if she was

761
00:36:47,300 –> 00:36:51,500
pregnant because she was
embalmed before the autopsy

762
00:36:51,900 –> 00:36:54,000
which for one thing is illegal
in France.

763
00:36:54,000 –> 00:36:56,200
Just like the Oklahoma City
episode when we learned that

764
00:36:56,200 –> 00:36:57,700
that guy was just in bombed.
Yeah.

765
00:36:57,700 –> 00:36:58,600
For no reason.
Yeah.

766
00:36:58,600 –> 00:37:02,200
That’s always suspicious because
it’s especially with it being

767
00:37:02,200 –> 00:37:04,900
illegal in France.
If like because if a famous

768
00:37:04,900 –> 00:37:07,200
person dies just don’t talk like
put them on Ice you know.

769
00:37:07,200 –> 00:37:11,000
Just yeah you’re gonna well
basically also even if even this

770
00:37:11,000 –> 00:37:13,700
was all just a legitimate
accident like you realize like

771
00:37:13,700 –> 00:37:16,500
as the corner by doing that.
You’re going to be making your

772
00:37:16,500 –> 00:37:18,500
life a living hell for the rest
because you’re just going to get

773
00:37:18,500 –> 00:37:21,200
right?
Weirdos and Guy Fawkes masks

774
00:37:21,200 –> 00:37:23,000
tracking, you down and sending
you death threats.

775
00:37:23,000 –> 00:37:25,600
You know, with your like office
magazine subscriptions.

776
00:37:25,600 –> 00:37:27,500
Do they have the magazines in
the office of the corner like

777
00:37:27,500 –> 00:37:29,500
the dentist?
I hope Santa get like a highly

778
00:37:29,500 –> 00:37:31,300
funny.
And a people on a golf Digest

779
00:37:31,300 –> 00:37:34,400
for years ago, you want to read
People magazine while we wait to

780
00:37:34,400 –> 00:37:37,400
roll out your dead body.
You have to identify I’m a my

781
00:37:37,400 –> 00:37:40,600
psychiatrist office.
It’s all like Popular Science.

782
00:37:40,800 –> 00:37:42,300
You know.
And wow give it give us

783
00:37:42,308 –> 00:37:45,200
something fun you know to really
put a hustler out there.

784
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:46,600
Yeah.
Things up.

785
00:37:47,400 –> 00:37:49,700
I think they probably got some
people there too crazy to handle

786
00:37:49,700 –> 00:37:51,500
Hustler.
Yeah, that could be.

787
00:37:51,600 –> 00:37:53,100
I think there’s like some jerk
off on the bus.

788
00:37:53,100 –> 00:37:54,900
Go, like crazy people.
Oh really?

789
00:37:55,300 –> 00:37:57,300
I probably don’t even have a
psychiatrist.

790
00:37:57,400 –> 00:38:01,000
I just I just winged it.
Yeah, I don’t want with.

791
00:38:01,500 –> 00:38:03,900
It’s not, it’s not like a first,
why don’t you think?

792
00:38:03,900 –> 00:38:05,900
I’m one of those lame people
that tries to talk through their

793
00:38:05,900 –> 00:38:08,300
emotions, their spankings, me,
drugs and drugs alone.

794
00:38:08,300 –> 00:38:11,200
Okay, okay okay, yeah.
And then psychologist is like,

795
00:38:11,200 –> 00:38:13,100
you know, Lou, how did you feel
in psychiatrist?

796
00:38:13,100 –> 00:38:15,500
Is like I could try this one.
Yeah, of course, yeah.

797
00:38:15,600 –> 00:38:17,000
Yeah.
Yeah, I was thinking last night.

798
00:38:17,000 –> 00:38:19,600
I was like who would ever jerk
off on a bus for some reason?

799
00:38:19,600 –> 00:38:21,400
I just had that thought like and
then I remember that.

800
00:38:21,400 –> 00:38:23,100
I myself have jerked off on a
bus.

801
00:38:23,400 –> 00:38:25,200
You have on a Greyhound.
Yeah.

802
00:38:25,500 –> 00:38:28,300
Oh and a gray yakked.
It was a long dress Greyhound.

803
00:38:28,300 –> 00:38:29,900
I went to the bathroom because I
couldn’t sleep.

804
00:38:30,400 –> 00:38:31,300
Oh sure.
Yeah.

805
00:38:31,300 –> 00:38:32,500
Well yeah you were in the
bathroom.

806
00:38:32,500 –> 00:38:33,700
That’s your right.
Yeah.

807
00:38:33,700 –> 00:38:35,600
You’re allowed to jerk off in a
greyhound bath.

808
00:38:35,600 –> 00:38:38,400
I assume everyone in a greyhound
bathroom is jerking off.

809
00:38:38,400 –> 00:38:40,000
Yeah.
Well it’s still just weird to be

810
00:38:40,000 –> 00:38:41,900
like, what how could you do
that?

811
00:38:41,900 –> 00:38:43,500
What under what circumstances
like.

812
00:38:43,500 –> 00:38:44,100
Oh yeah.
That’s right.

813
00:38:44,100 –> 00:38:46,900
Literally, I have done that.
And Last was it night?

814
00:38:46,900 –> 00:38:49,300
It was nighttime assuming.
Oh yeah, you can’t, you can’t do

815
00:38:49,300 –> 00:38:52,700
that.
Well, God’s wait, you know

816
00:38:52,700 –> 00:38:54,000
wanted to see what’s going on
there.

817
00:38:54,600 –> 00:38:58,000
That’s a good point.
Back to Diana back to Diana.

818
00:38:58,200 –> 00:39:01,700
So yeah, they do this, they
embalm her before the autopsy

819
00:39:01,700 –> 00:39:04,200
and because of that, they can’t
take any blood tests.

820
00:39:04,500 –> 00:39:08,200
So they can’t tell if she was
actually pregnant and the

821
00:39:08,200 –> 00:39:12,000
corners, excuse for this is that
he didn’t want the body to be

822
00:39:12,000 –> 00:39:14,400
decomposed.
Composing, when Prince Charles,

823
00:39:14,400 –> 00:39:19,100
and his her And Diana sisters
arrived to collect the body that

824
00:39:19,100 –> 00:39:21,600
seems like such bullshit.
You can just refrigerate it.

825
00:39:21,700 –> 00:39:24,900
Yeah, like there, I looked into
this, there are some places that

826
00:39:24,900 –> 00:39:27,900
won’t even let you bury an
embalmed body because of the

827
00:39:27,900 –> 00:39:29,800
impact.
The chemicals have on the

828
00:39:29,800 –> 00:39:32,100
environment is I don’t
necessarily know where the

829
00:39:32,100 –> 00:39:34,700
theory that she was pregnant as
coming from is, did they just

830
00:39:34,700 –> 00:39:37,200
find like a jar of pickles and
a, you know, pint of ice cream

831
00:39:37,200 –> 00:39:41,200
in the back of the car that
Mohamed al-fayed, oh, claims

832
00:39:41,200 –> 00:39:43,500
that.
His daughter had our her that

833
00:39:43,500 –> 00:39:47,700
she had already told do.
Al Fayed that she was pregnant.

834
00:39:47,700 –> 00:39:50,900
And that that’s why they were
about to get married, you know,

835
00:39:50,900 –> 00:39:52,600
it’s really fucked up.
As I’m sure there are people

836
00:39:52,600 –> 00:39:55,100
that have done analysis, on the
size of this dead lady’s boobs

837
00:39:55,100 –> 00:39:57,700
with your leg will if you see
here, looking a little bigger

838
00:39:57,700 –> 00:39:59,400
than they were in Spring of that
year.

839
00:39:59,400 –> 00:40:03,000
So I mean, you tell me what’s
their come back up, dude.

840
00:40:03,000 –> 00:40:08,400
Same again, the French officials
did not handle the

841
00:40:08,400 –> 00:40:11,200
investigation.
Well, the fact that has always

842
00:40:11,200 –> 00:40:13,700
added fuel to the, the
conspiracy flames.

843
00:40:13,700 –> 00:40:17,600
And this is, you see this We
fucking time you in any

844
00:40:17,600 –> 00:40:19,700
suspicious death.
Are you just nervous?

845
00:40:19,700 –> 00:40:21,600
Because you just deal with like
the deaths of?

846
00:40:21,600 –> 00:40:24,200
I mean you’re very litigious and
you know, by the book and then

847
00:40:24,200 –> 00:40:25,300
all of a sudden, it’s a free
workout.

848
00:40:25,300 –> 00:40:26,700
Fuck.
I don’t know.

849
00:40:26,700 –> 00:40:28,900
Fucking man Palmer and Bobby.
Yeah.

850
00:40:29,000 –> 00:40:30,000
Like I feel like it’d be the
opposite.

851
00:40:30,000 –> 00:40:33,100
All right, let’s slow down here.
Like, yeah, I feel like that

852
00:40:33,100 –> 00:40:36,300
embalming thing isn’t a decision
that corner would have made on

853
00:40:36,300 –> 00:40:39,000
his own.
Yeah, I mean, that’s just

854
00:40:39,000 –> 00:40:40,900
bizarre.
Yeah, that’s that’s super

855
00:40:40,900 –> 00:40:43,800
bizarre.
And cousin, will you’re not

856
00:40:43,800 –> 00:40:45,400
doing an open casket in this
day?

857
00:40:45,700 –> 00:40:47,500
Really.
I mean right.

858
00:40:47,600 –> 00:40:49,500
You know, especially enough for
someone that high-profile be

859
00:40:49,500 –> 00:40:50,900
weird.
Yeah, that’s like that.

860
00:40:50,900 –> 00:40:53,400
It serves I feel like almost no
Purvis, right?

861
00:40:53,600 –> 00:40:58,100
And this yeah, there it was a
sloppy investigation which the

862
00:40:58,100 –> 00:41:01,900
one that always comes to mind
for me is Kurt Cobain that that

863
00:41:01,900 –> 00:41:06,400
I think is the definition of a
sloppy death investigation that

864
00:41:06,600 –> 00:41:09,300
because it was so sloppy.
It’s going to be a conspiracy

865
00:41:09,300 –> 00:41:10,500
forever.
Yeah.

866
00:41:10,600 –> 00:41:14,500
And this one’s pretty weird to
some of the the mistakes they

867
00:41:14,500 –> 00:41:16,700
made or maybe a A sliver
investigation.

868
00:41:17,000 –> 00:41:19,000
Ha ha ha.
I get that one.

869
00:41:19,100 –> 00:41:21,500
Hey, that’s not Mike Pence
related.

870
00:41:21,900 –> 00:41:26,100
The neither was the other ones.
Do you don’t know how we the

871
00:41:26,100 –> 00:41:27,900
Global Currency Exchange?
What else?

872
00:41:28,000 –> 00:41:29,500
It’ll come up on the bush
podcast.

873
00:41:29,500 –> 00:41:30,400
Trust me.
Okay.

874
00:41:30,700 –> 00:41:33,700
The some of the mistakes they
made the crime scene was not

875
00:41:33,700 –> 00:41:36,000
immediately sealed off which
why?

876
00:41:36,100 –> 00:41:39,100
Yeah, police allowed
photographers and Spectators to

877
00:41:39,100 –> 00:41:41,700
enter the site.
Which what the fuck you’re not

878
00:41:41,700 –> 00:41:43,100
supposed to do that until 20
years later?

879
00:41:43,100 –> 00:41:45,400
I need the tourist Revenue.
Yeah, those sound of the Big Red

880
00:41:45,400 –> 00:41:46,800
X.
And get yourself a fucking, you

881
00:41:46,800 –> 00:41:48,000
know, frozen lemonade?
Yeah.

882
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:50,400
Dealey Plaza.
Go stand on the Red X in this

883
00:41:50,400 –> 00:41:53,300
traffic tunnel in London.
Yeah, or Paris.

884
00:41:53,300 –> 00:41:58,400
Sorry also workers began to hose
down the tunnel before the

885
00:41:58,400 –> 00:42:01,000
investigation was complete.
Do you think of course, think

886
00:42:01,000 –> 00:42:02,700
that in there, you know, deep
down, they’re like, you know

887
00:42:02,700 –> 00:42:04,100
what?
This is for Waterloo.

888
00:42:05,400 –> 00:42:06,800
Don’t even know who fought in
Waterloo.

889
00:42:06,800 –> 00:42:08,500
I’m assuming the English were
involved.

890
00:42:08,700 –> 00:42:10,900
Yeah.
Napoleon English, almost all

891
00:42:10,900 –> 00:42:14,000
those got all those characters,
all those fucking Europeans.

892
00:42:14,000 –> 00:42:17,200
I think, those think the Ins and
Jon Snow were there, huh?

893
00:42:17,800 –> 00:42:21,100
Also all 10 cameras in the
tunnel where inoperative at the

894
00:42:21,100 –> 00:42:24,400
time of the crash including the
speed camera, that should have

895
00:42:24,400 –> 00:42:27,900
caught the Mercedes.
If it was indeed traveling at a

896
00:42:27,908 –> 00:42:32,000
high rate of speed and that
right there makes me super

897
00:42:32,000 –> 00:42:35,200
sustain cameras.
Like how is every camera not

898
00:42:35,200 –> 00:42:37,300
working.
Yeah, at that moment.

899
00:42:37,300 –> 00:42:42,500
Like people when people shoot
down conspiracy theories,

900
00:42:42,500 –> 00:42:45,500
they’re like, oh, well, so many
things would have to happen at

901
00:42:45,600 –> 00:42:49,200
Same time in this case so many
things did happen at the same

902
00:42:49,200 –> 00:42:50,000
time.
Yeah.

903
00:42:50,300 –> 00:42:53,800
And I mean it’s still like
you’re never going to convince

904
00:42:53,900 –> 00:42:58,200
people that this happened, but
it like there’s just so many

905
00:42:58,200 –> 00:43:01,400
weird circumstances around it.
It’s one of the it’s like if

906
00:43:01,400 –> 00:43:03,700
there’s one or two of these
things but there’s like five or

907
00:43:03,700 –> 00:43:06,700
six, right?
You know, also that rental car

908
00:43:06,800 –> 00:43:09,700
they they had they basically
replaced it was different than

909
00:43:09,700 –> 00:43:12,500
the card that they’re driving
all day and then this particular

910
00:43:12,500 –> 00:43:16,000
car had been stolen and one
point in time before before it

911
00:43:16,000 –> 00:43:18,400
was used by this, you know, like
bodyguard services like

912
00:43:18,400 –> 00:43:20,600
transportation No service that
they’re employing, right?

913
00:43:20,900 –> 00:43:24,000
So the on rig, I think so.
Yeah, it’s just like the car is

914
00:43:24,000 –> 00:43:25,000
where?
Everything’s weird.

915
00:43:25,100 –> 00:43:27,900
Yeah.
And former MI6 agent.

916
00:43:27,900 –> 00:43:31,800
Richard Tomlinson, told
Muhammad, Fayed that MI6 had

917
00:43:31,800 –> 00:43:35,000
perfected vehicular
assassination techniques, using

918
00:43:35,000 –> 00:43:38,800
a laser to Blind the driver
causing a crash.

919
00:43:39,200 –> 00:43:42,500
A similar plot had been planned
by MI6 for assassinating

920
00:43:42,500 –> 00:43:46,200
Slobodan milosevic.
It is, but it is his belief.

921
00:43:46,300 –> 00:43:49,300
If the best pronunciation of
that guy’s name is, there’s an M

922
00:43:49,300 –> 00:43:51,200
of theme song where he says it,
you know.

923
00:43:51,800 –> 00:43:54,800
Yeah, it’s just like Slobodan
milosevic in is just weird,

924
00:43:54,800 –> 00:43:59,000
like, you know, sounds like he’d
slept outside hobo Genius rap.

925
00:44:00,200 –> 00:44:04,100
It’s his belief that the
motorcycle was not taking a

926
00:44:04,100 –> 00:44:07,100
picture, but was in MI6
operative.

927
00:44:07,200 –> 00:44:11,700
Weirdly enough Tomlinson was
dismissed from MI6. 1995 and

928
00:44:11,700 –> 00:44:15,800
jailed for six months is in
1997, for violating the official

929
00:44:15,800 –> 00:44:20,200
Secrets Act of 1989 after.
He gave us a synopsis of his

930
00:44:20,200 –> 00:44:24,300
proposed book, The Big breach
detailing his career to an

931
00:44:24,300 –> 00:44:28,300
Australian publisher.
It weird that you assassinate X

932
00:44:28,300 –> 00:44:29,000
royalty.
The CM.

933
00:44:29,000 –> 00:44:31,300
Will you entertain a cat?
You just got a laser pointer,

934
00:44:32,200 –> 00:44:34,600
you know.
Yeah, it works.

935
00:44:34,700 –> 00:44:36,500
It doesn’t I don’t feel like
that doesn’t need it.

936
00:44:36,500 –> 00:44:38,600
I feel like it’s that super
advanced technology.

937
00:44:38,600 –> 00:44:40,000
They have, like, really, like
consumer.

938
00:44:40,100 –> 00:44:42,600
A grade like very powerful
lasers that you could blind the

939
00:44:42,600 –> 00:44:43,900
Shadows.
Yeah there I mean there was

940
00:44:43,900 –> 00:44:46,500
probably just someone fucking
with one in the office one day.

941
00:44:46,500 –> 00:44:49,300
Yeah yeah someone’s trying to
enter their goddamn data and

942
00:44:49,300 –> 00:44:52,300
he’s like alright let’s go ahead
and put that in R&D for 200,000

943
00:44:52,300 –> 00:44:53,700
dollars and we’ll just split
that up.

944
00:44:53,700 –> 00:44:57,300
Good work.
Tomlinson also claimed that he

945
00:44:57,300 –> 00:45:03,300
saw on repulse file and that he
was an Source MI6 had been using

946
00:45:03,300 –> 00:45:04,900
him to get information on
guests.

947
00:45:04,900 –> 00:45:08,800
Staying at the Ritz as it was a
hotel known for celebrity and

948
00:45:08,800 –> 00:45:13,500
diplomatic guests.
Oh, also, during the official

949
00:45:13,500 –> 00:45:17,100
accident inquest Sir Richard
dearlove, the former head of

950
00:45:17,100 –> 00:45:21,700
MI6, confirmed that a proposal
to assassinate a senior Balkan

951
00:45:21,700 –> 00:45:26,400
politician by forcing a car
crash, in a tunnel was Briefly

952
00:45:26,400 –> 00:45:30,300
considered in the early 90s but
said it was rejected, which

953
00:45:30,300 –> 00:45:32,900
basically confirmed Tomlinson
story.

954
00:45:32,900 –> 00:45:36,000
That there is a plot to do this
to Slobodan milosevic.

955
00:45:36,000 –> 00:45:37,900
Yeah, they probably have like a
little crew together, where they

956
00:45:37,900 –> 00:45:40,400
were, you know, rehearse this
maneuver, you know, the Fiat guy

957
00:45:40,400 –> 00:45:43,900
on the motorcycle guy would go
out and Yeah, on a dry lake bed

958
00:45:43,900 –> 00:45:46,100
and practice keeping, you know,
fake killing, you know, either

959
00:45:46,100 –> 00:45:48,000
that or they just go out and
kill real people.

960
00:45:48,100 –> 00:45:50,000
Yeah, maybe because I mean, who
cares?

961
00:45:50,000 –> 00:45:51,900
No One’s Gonna.
Yeah, then it’s just an accident

962
00:45:51,900 –> 00:45:53,600
disposable.
Yeah, that’s what’s fucking

963
00:45:53,600 –> 00:45:55,800
scary but Brandon’s, they don’t
really have like free speech.

964
00:45:55,900 –> 00:45:59,300
Like we do like, no it’s not and
that League the official Secrets

965
00:45:59,300 –> 00:46:01,300
act, how creepy it does that
sound?

966
00:46:01,300 –> 00:46:03,800
Yeah.
That sounds like a was that

967
00:46:03,800 –> 00:46:08,300
legislation signed by the your
thought the bishop of your local

968
00:46:08,300 –> 00:46:11,000
church?
Like there’s a very dubious

969
00:46:11,000 –> 00:46:15,200
sounding uh Bill.
One of the other things that’s

970
00:46:15,200 –> 00:46:19,000
weird about this is on re
allegedly was missing for at

971
00:46:19,000 –> 00:46:21,300
least.
Three hours before the car ride

972
00:46:21,600 –> 00:46:24,200
and was found with a substantial
amount of cash.

973
00:46:24,200 –> 00:46:27,400
In his pocket, to theorists this
points to him meeting with an

974
00:46:27,400 –> 00:46:30,000
MI6 operative.
He was also found to have two

975
00:46:30,000 –> 00:46:32,300
hundred and seventy-five
thousand dollars in his bank

976
00:46:32,300 –> 00:46:35,500
account, which is a huge amount
for someone that makes 35

977
00:46:35,500 –> 00:46:37,600
thousand dollars a year, which
holy shit.

978
00:46:37,600 –> 00:46:38,600
That’s all.
You’re paying your head of

979
00:46:38,600 –> 00:46:42,400
security 35 Grand a year.
Yeah, I mean, that’s pretty, if

980
00:46:42,400 –> 00:46:44,200
I’d kill you in a traffic
accident too.

981
00:46:44,200 –> 00:46:47,100
If I’m in interviews talking
about how I think the royal

982
00:46:47,100 –> 00:46:48,900
family wants to kill me, you
know?

983
00:46:49,000 –> 00:46:51,000
Yeah.
Yeah I would either you know I

984
00:46:51,000 –> 00:46:55,500
actually believe it or I’m just
stirring the shit up like go 50

985
00:46:55,500 –> 00:46:58,100
g a little more coins even
adjusted for inflation.

986
00:46:58,100 –> 00:46:59,700
Let’s get it.
Let’s get into like a triple

987
00:46:59,700 –> 00:47:05,900
digit salary here.
So but that part is confusing to

988
00:47:05,908 –> 00:47:08,400
me because if that meeting
happened and he really was paid

989
00:47:08,400 –> 00:47:12,500
money for this, I doubt he they
told him that he was going to

990
00:47:12,500 –> 00:47:14,600
die in this like you would
think.

991
00:47:14,600 –> 00:47:15,600
Yeah.
That’s what I’m saying.

992
00:47:15,600 –> 00:47:18,000
I think they told him that they
had the Kurt Russell set up.

993
00:47:18,000 –> 00:47:19,100
Yeah.
And then they swapped it.

994
00:47:19,300 –> 00:47:21,500
Because that car got replaced,
you know, they write the

995
00:47:21,500 –> 00:47:24,200
different one than the be using
all day and then so he just you

996
00:47:24,200 –> 00:47:27,600
know clean up all the Loose Ends
that fucking money, goes to the

997
00:47:27,607 –> 00:47:31,200
Comptroller of English bullshit
and then yeah then they are

998
00:47:31,200 –> 00:47:34,200
fucking out scot-free and then
there’s a couple dudes in l.a.

999
00:47:34,200 –> 00:47:36,900
talking about a twenty years
later far after anyone gives a

1000
00:47:36,900 –> 00:47:38,600
shit that’s us.
We’re going to break this

1001
00:47:38,600 –> 00:47:42,500
goddamn thing open.
That would be so funny if we had

1002
00:47:42,500 –> 00:47:46,000
like a Hannibal Buress type
moment where the yeah I guess

1003
00:47:46,000 –> 00:47:48,500
nabisco’s run by pedophile so I
don’t know.

1004
00:47:48,500 –> 00:47:51,400
I mean This is a kind of, not
really what I wanted to be known

1005
00:47:51,400 –> 00:47:54,000
for but I suppose I’m the
spokesman for the ask good

1006
00:47:54,000 –> 00:47:58,300
enough.
So theorists deny that on re

1007
00:47:58,300 –> 00:48:01,700
Paul was drunk, Mohamed,
al-fayed believes there is no

1008
00:48:01,700 –> 00:48:03,200
way.
The other security staff would

1009
00:48:03,200 –> 00:48:05,700
have let him drive.
If he was drinking, he believes

1010
00:48:05,700 –> 00:48:08,400
the evidence that he was drunk
was fabricated.

1011
00:48:08,500 –> 00:48:13,400
And that the samples must have
been tainted as his drunken like

1012
00:48:13,400 –> 00:48:18,300
his blood alcohol, content was
insane story high because

1013
00:48:18,300 –> 00:48:20,800
that’s, you know, Assuming it’s
.08 over there could be

1014
00:48:20,800 –> 00:48:23,000
different, I don’t know, but
that’s .24, that’s pretty

1015
00:48:23,000 –> 00:48:25,400
fucked.
That’s your with fucking Hammer.

1016
00:48:25,400 –> 00:48:30,100
They embalming him with Jager.
It’s a Diane, right?

1017
00:48:30,600 –> 00:48:34,600
Yeah.
He so I feel like that’s not.

1018
00:48:34,600 –> 00:48:36,400
That’s a pretty valid point.
Yeah.

1019
00:48:36,600 –> 00:48:39,000
That if he was that drunk,
someone would have noticed and

1020
00:48:39,000 –> 00:48:41,300
not let him drive with these
people.

1021
00:48:41,400 –> 00:48:44,200
And it’s also just like and I
feel like at that point you

1022
00:48:44,200 –> 00:48:45,900
reek, you know?
Yeah.

1023
00:48:45,900 –> 00:48:47,500
Yeah.
I mean it’s free, it’s not like

1024
00:48:47,500 –> 00:48:48,700
you’re sweating.
It’s not like you’re getting

1025
00:48:48,700 –> 00:48:49,500
like booze.
See, sweat?

1026
00:48:49,500 –> 00:48:51,800
But I mean like you’re just your
breath it doesn’t I don’t care

1027
00:48:51,800 –> 00:48:54,400
how many?
Yeah can aluminium.

1028
00:48:54,400 –> 00:48:56,900
Tins of immense you’re sucking
down.

1029
00:48:56,900 –> 00:49:00,200
You’re gonna smell like a lush
aluminium.

1030
00:49:01,800 –> 00:49:06,400
Also, the in May of 2000, the
alleged driver of the white

1031
00:49:06,400 –> 00:49:10,400
Fiat, who they apparently track
this guy down at some point, his

1032
00:49:10,400 –> 00:49:13,600
name was James and Anson.
He was found dead in a remote

1033
00:49:13,600 –> 00:49:17,700
part of France by Suicide.
He was found in a locked car,

1034
00:49:17,800 –> 00:49:21,200
bullet wound in the temple.
His head between the seats, the

1035
00:49:21,207 –> 00:49:24,700
car and his body was burned.
Now when I first read that I

1036
00:49:24,700 –> 00:49:28,500
thought, how did like did he
shoot himself then burn the

1037
00:49:28,500 –> 00:49:29,200
body.
Yeah.

1038
00:49:29,200 –> 00:49:32,500
Did he like have some kind of
Rube Goldberg machine where, you

1039
00:49:32,500 –> 00:49:36,000
know, the the Sparks from the
bullet, exiting his brain, we’re

1040
00:49:36,000 –> 00:49:39,500
going to light the gas and then
cook like a piece of toast on

1041
00:49:39,500 –> 00:49:43,600
the top and have it fall down a
conveyor belt to the MI6 office

1042
00:49:43,600 –> 00:49:47,000
it like what is?
It’s too many things, right?

1043
00:49:47,000 –> 00:49:49,000
It’s way too many things I think
too.

1044
00:49:49,100 –> 00:49:52,400
Things coincidence, three things
conspiracy and we got where I

1045
00:49:52,408 –> 00:49:53,800
like things 7 here.
Yeah.

1046
00:49:53,800 –> 00:49:58,300
Where there are a lot of things
and it it gets weirder during

1047
00:49:58,300 –> 00:50:01,800
the well, during the official
inquest this guy had produced

1048
00:50:01,800 –> 00:50:05,500
proof that he wasn’t in Paris
but he also boarded a flight

1049
00:50:05,500 –> 00:50:08,800
from Paris to Corsica the same
day.

1050
00:50:08,900 –> 00:50:13,500
Princess Diana died.
So whether his evidence is

1051
00:50:13,500 –> 00:50:17,100
actual actually real or
fabricated.

1052
00:50:17,100 –> 00:50:19,000
So they said that any interest
to them?

1053
00:50:19,200 –> 00:50:21,900
He he was not in Paris but
there’s like there’s records

1054
00:50:21,900 –> 00:50:23,400
that he trap, there’s records of
him.

1055
00:50:23,400 –> 00:50:27,200
Flying out of Paris.
Yes, but he pinky swear word

1056
00:50:27,200 –> 00:50:32,600
sir.
So also in 2003 her Princess

1057
00:50:32,600 –> 00:50:37,100
Diana’s, bodyguard released an
account that Diana left him a

1058
00:50:37,100 –> 00:50:40,700
note that she believed that she
would die in an accident.

1059
00:50:40,800 –> 00:50:44,300
She had been known to be
incredibly paranoid of the royal

1060
00:50:44,300 –> 00:50:47,300
family and their overreach.
If I was famous, I would do that

1061
00:50:47,300 –> 00:50:49,300
though.
I just always like be You’re

1062
00:50:49,300 –> 00:50:51,900
weird shit about my death, so
that after I died, people would,

1063
00:50:51,900 –> 00:50:53,600
you know?
Oh, yeah, for sure.

1064
00:50:53,600 –> 00:50:55,900
I was just imply that I was
going to feel like we’re in Andy

1065
00:50:55,900 –> 00:50:57,200
Kaufman thing.
Where everyone’s like, yeah,

1066
00:50:57,200 –> 00:50:58,800
Connor didn’t actually go
through.

1067
00:50:58,800 –> 00:51:01,300
You know, like the holistic
medicine.

1068
00:51:01,300 –> 00:51:04,100
He’s fucking alive and Cuba
right now waiting to come back

1069
00:51:04,100 –> 00:51:06,500
and yeah, reveal that he’s been
trumped the whole time.

1070
00:51:06,700 –> 00:51:10,000
Like, I think that would be but
I don’t she doesn’t seem like

1071
00:51:10,000 –> 00:51:13,200
the kind of, you know,
cantankerous goon that I am so

1072
00:51:13,200 –> 00:51:18,600
this seems pretty disturbing.
Yeah, in in 2004, her friends,

1073
00:51:18,600 –> 00:51:21,800
Simone’s Emmons testified that
Diana had been compiled that a

1074
00:51:21,800 –> 00:51:24,900
character on a Disney Channel’s.
Yeah, that’s a Simone Simmons.

1075
00:51:24,900 –> 00:51:31,900
I think that’s one of like
remember Reverend Run fo ndmc?

1076
00:51:31,900 –> 00:51:34,300
Yeah, I think that’s one of his
kids names.

1077
00:51:34,300 –> 00:51:36,900
Oh, really.
Is that a racist Stanley

1078
00:51:36,900 –> 00:51:39,000
character from the 60s?
That was Progressive at the

1079
00:51:39,008 –> 00:51:40,600
time?
Like yeah, the female black

1080
00:51:40,600 –> 00:51:44,600
panther this friend claimed that
Diana.

1081
00:51:44,600 –> 00:51:47,200
Had been like we said earlier,
compiling a list of people in

1082
00:51:47,200 –> 00:51:50,400
the UK that would have profited
from From the sales of

1083
00:51:50,400 –> 00:51:53,800
landmines, and that she was
called and threatened.

1084
00:51:53,800 –> 00:51:56,500
And as a result, Never released
the document.

1085
00:51:56,600 –> 00:51:58,600
Hmm.
She was going after some, like

1086
00:51:58,900 –> 00:52:02,100
some, like Wikileaks type shit.
Yeah, you know, and also I feel

1087
00:52:02,100 –> 00:52:04,600
like, you know, because she’s
like, the face of landmine

1088
00:52:04,600 –> 00:52:07,700
opposition or whatever.
So, if I got landmine info, I’m

1089
00:52:07,700 –> 00:52:09,300
like, all right, look, let’s
send it to Diana.

1090
00:52:09,300 –> 00:52:11,800
She’s probably got like, a
little cruel people that she has

1091
00:52:11,800 –> 00:52:14,200
organized this stuff to help
her, like, you know, do our

1092
00:52:14,800 –> 00:52:17,800
publicity tours or raise
awareness, so, I think that’s

1093
00:52:17,800 –> 00:52:20,100
completely reasonable.
Well, that’s definitely.

1094
00:52:20,100 –> 00:52:22,800
That would be another thing.
Would they be like, alright MPS.

1095
00:52:22,800 –> 00:52:26,200
Let’s make sure that you guys
don’t use your subpoena power to

1096
00:52:26,200 –> 00:52:28,600
investigate this shit.
Let’s just, you know, Barry this

1097
00:52:28,600 –> 00:52:32,200
bitch right?
The so yeah.

1098
00:52:32,200 –> 00:52:37,100
This is like you said, there’s
so many things here that make

1099
00:52:37,100 –> 00:52:41,400
this seem Shady will run through
just a few of the things that

1100
00:52:41,400 –> 00:52:47,400
people say to refute this theory
for one thing in 2004, there was

1101
00:52:47,400 –> 00:52:52,700
an official British and East
that it began in 2004 and in

1102
00:52:52,700 –> 00:52:56,800
2008 as part of the inquest
blood tests of on re, where re

1103
00:52:56,800 –> 00:52:58,900
run, as well as DNA test prove
it was.

1104
00:52:58,900 –> 00:53:03,300
His blood was kryptos exactly.
These tests were videotaped.

1105
00:53:03,300 –> 00:53:04,800
The results of the new test
match.

1106
00:53:04,800 –> 00:53:08,900
The first, the medical examiner
also, shared reports of Diana’s

1107
00:53:08,900 –> 00:53:13,400
uterus that she was not, in
fact, pregnant friends and

1108
00:53:13,400 –> 00:53:16,100
family also testified that Diana
was not ready to marry so

1109
00:53:16,100 –> 00:53:19,600
shortly after being divorced.
Well, I mean, He was going to

1110
00:53:19,607 –> 00:53:21,700
propose to her.
That’s not right.

1111
00:53:21,700 –> 00:53:23,900
I mean she might have not been
ready for married but you know

1112
00:53:23,900 –> 00:53:26,500
Dodie might not have know that.
Right?

1113
00:53:26,700 –> 00:53:31,200
And you know the thing about
pretty much everything that’s in

1114
00:53:31,200 –> 00:53:35,900
here to refute these is if I
already believe the conspiracy

1115
00:53:35,900 –> 00:53:37,800
I’m not going to believe your
explanation.

1116
00:53:37,800 –> 00:53:39,700
Yeah.
Like I don’t expect anyone to

1117
00:53:39,700 –> 00:53:41,800
come out and say you know what,
you got us.

1118
00:53:42,000 –> 00:53:44,500
We murdered her as excited to
think.

1119
00:53:44,500 –> 00:53:47,100
Yeah.
You can’t like no matter if.

1120
00:53:47,100 –> 00:53:50,100
I mean, I almost feel like if I
was like You know, a member of

1121
00:53:50,100 –> 00:53:51,600
this inquest.
Look it’s so this is almost

1122
00:53:51,600 –> 00:53:54,500
something I would do is try to
cover this up because I’d be

1123
00:53:54,500 –> 00:53:58,900
like well what is going to be
more like damaging you know like

1124
00:53:59,200 –> 00:54:02,200
hiding this and having people
suspect that something happened

1125
00:54:02,200 –> 00:54:06,300
or not no or like having six
million people in the seventh

1126
00:54:06,300 –> 00:54:09,900
largest economy in the world
think that they’re like Queen

1127
00:54:09,900 –> 00:54:13,000
had his sons, their sons.
Yeah wife killed.

1128
00:54:13,000 –> 00:54:15,700
You know we have to cover that
shit that is gonna completely

1129
00:54:15,700 –> 00:54:17,700
fuck up and that’s going to be a
big deal.

1130
00:54:17,700 –> 00:54:21,800
It will be Anarchy.
In the UK, The Sex Pistols song.

1131
00:54:21,800 –> 00:54:22,900
We’ll be right back.
Yeah.

1132
00:54:23,400 –> 00:54:26,800
Well let’s let’s just sign up.
Hey don’t you I got the spunk

1133
00:54:26,800 –> 00:54:29,300
version to try to school me
little bro.

1134
00:54:30,100 –> 00:54:33,400
So yeah there there’s you know
people refute this there’s with

1135
00:54:33,400 –> 00:54:36,400
it being the 20th anniversary.
Like I said there’s a

1136
00:54:36,400 –> 00:54:39,400
documentary coming out.
One of it is mostly built around

1137
00:54:39,400 –> 00:54:43,700
the tapes that were the source
material for her biography.

1138
00:54:43,800 –> 00:54:45,200
Mmm.
And one of the things in the

1139
00:54:45,200 –> 00:54:49,000
tapes is apparently Diana
stating her belief that a former

1140
00:54:49,200 –> 00:54:51,800
Guard that she was accused of
having an affair.

1141
00:54:51,800 –> 00:54:55,700
With man named Paul, man.
Icky was bumped off in a staged

1142
00:54:55,700 –> 00:54:58,800
motorcycle accident orchestrated
by the British government.

1143
00:54:58,900 –> 00:55:00,600
At least.
Mix it up if you’re doing

1144
00:55:00,600 –> 00:55:03,400
state-sponsored killings.
Yeah, yeah, go go with like a

1145
00:55:03,400 –> 00:55:06,400
ferris wheel derailment or so,
you know, do something fun.

1146
00:55:06,500 –> 00:55:10,200
Yeah, but the thing at least
with traffic stuff, at least.

1147
00:55:10,200 –> 00:55:14,100
I feel like that’s probably the
hardest to even get to the point

1148
00:55:14,100 –> 00:55:16,100
where people even suspect, it’s
murder.

1149
00:55:16,400 –> 00:55:19,600
Yeah, because it was a sewer
tile pull up but Probably easier

1150
00:55:19,600 –> 00:55:21,900
than you’d think yeah,
especially when you can, you

1151
00:55:21,900 –> 00:55:26,000
know, shut off all the cameras
in the tunnel and shit like,

1152
00:55:26,000 –> 00:55:26,700
right.
You know.

1153
00:55:27,100 –> 00:55:30,500
Yeah, so it’s I don’t know.
This is one that I’ve always

1154
00:55:30,900 –> 00:55:34,100
kind of believed.
I mean, I don’t know if all the

1155
00:55:34,100 –> 00:55:38,600
details are true, but it does
sort of feel, like, something

1156
00:55:38,600 –> 00:55:41,700
weird happened with her death.
Yeah.

1157
00:55:41,700 –> 00:55:43,700
And I almost feel like this is
one of these things where like

1158
00:55:43,700 –> 00:55:46,600
the queen was.
I don’t think she even, I don’t

1159
00:55:46,600 –> 00:55:48,300
think she’d, like ordered this,
right?

1160
00:55:48,300 –> 00:55:50,300
I don’t think she would do.
That you know, because I think

1161
00:55:50,300 –> 00:55:52,300
that not because of any more or
less.

1162
00:55:52,300 –> 00:55:54,400
I think just people that high up
know that they need to

1163
00:55:54,400 –> 00:55:56,800
quarantine themselves from
information like right there

1164
00:55:56,800 –> 00:55:59,100
like, you know, Nixon Mueller.
I don’t want to know what went

1165
00:55:59,100 –> 00:56:02,900
on, you know, but I feel like,
you know, somebody let something

1166
00:56:02,900 –> 00:56:05,600
happen.
And then I’m sure some people

1167
00:56:05,600 –> 00:56:08,600
knew, or have realized what was
going on and were like, this is

1168
00:56:08,600 –> 00:56:10,300
just going to be too bad for,
you know.

1169
00:56:10,600 –> 00:56:11,900
Yeah.
Because at that point, I mean

1170
00:56:11,900 –> 00:56:15,200
will steam, you know, she wasn’t
part of the royal family

1171
00:56:15,200 –> 00:56:16,300
anymore.
So yeah.

1172
00:56:16,300 –> 00:56:18,600
Was Expendable.
He’s a free agent.

1173
00:56:18,600 –> 00:56:20,300
Yeah.
Yeah, she was Expendable.

1174
00:56:20,300 –> 00:56:24,600
She was a problem and damn it.
It seems like they killed her.

1175
00:56:24,700 –> 00:56:27,400
Yeah, I also like how people
call you the people’s princess

1176
00:56:27,400 –> 00:56:30,300
even though she was a part of
like the wealthiest aristocracy

1177
00:56:30,300 –> 00:56:32,600
you know?
Like yeah it’s like the highest

1178
00:56:32,600 –> 00:56:35,300
that he could marry without
incest what’s right with her.

1179
00:56:36,800 –> 00:56:37,900
Yeah, that’s a good point.
Yeah.

1180
00:56:37,900 –> 00:56:41,600
She was basically a royal family
was a bitch worked at

1181
00:56:41,600 –> 00:56:44,600
Marshall’s, you know, and he’s
the founder one day buying

1182
00:56:44,600 –> 00:56:48,300
trousers.
But so so yeah, that’s the

1183
00:56:48,300 –> 00:56:49,700
that’s the prince.
Diana.

1184
00:56:49,700 –> 00:56:53,200
Conspiracy.
Watch the documentary at the end

1185
00:56:53,200 –> 00:56:55,800
of the month.
See, if see if you’re convinced.

1186
00:56:56,200 –> 00:56:59,800
I’m it’s a TLC documentary which
that could go either way.

1187
00:56:59,800 –> 00:57:01,100
Yes, you know, it’s going to be
good.

1188
00:57:01,300 –> 00:57:04,000
Yeah, exactly.
And after that you can be you

1189
00:57:04,008 –> 00:57:05,900
can see what it’s like for
midgets to get things off the

1190
00:57:05,900 –> 00:57:07,600
shelves.
Yeah, would be a whole sidebar

1191
00:57:07,600 –> 00:57:11,100
about her eating couch, cushions
on the side.

1192
00:57:11,200 –> 00:57:15,600
My Strange Addiction not being
subjugated by my

1193
00:57:15,800 –> 00:57:20,500
ex-mother-in-law so badly.
So, So should we wrap this up?

1194
00:57:20,600 –> 00:57:22,500
And then I think we should I
think I think we got to the

1195
00:57:22,508 –> 00:57:24,400
bottom of it and yeah, crack
this thing.

1196
00:57:24,400 –> 00:57:26,000
Well I think we figure it out.
Yeah.

1197
00:57:26,600 –> 00:57:28,100
We’ve solved it.
Someone killed her.

1198
00:57:28,100 –> 00:57:28,800
Yeah.
For sure.

1199
00:57:28,800 –> 00:57:31,200
A dish intelligence don’t get in
touch with us.

1200
00:57:31,200 –> 00:57:32,700
Please.
That’s an oxymoron.

1201
00:57:32,700 –> 00:57:34,400
I’m alright.
Alright.

1202
00:57:36,000 –> 00:57:37,900
Do you have anything to plug
before we get out of here?

1203
00:57:38,000 –> 00:57:40,400
When is this drop?
I think.

1204
00:57:40,400 –> 00:57:42,400
What other one are we doing?
Denver Airport?

1205
00:57:42,800 –> 00:57:46,400
This will be up in two weeks
because I think I’ll put Denver

1206
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:48,300
up first.
So this is closer to the

1207
00:57:48,300 –> 00:57:51,100
anniversary Okay, are dying.
That’s a good move.

1208
00:57:51,500 –> 00:57:53,600
We got a mean boys live show at
harvelle’s in Long Beach

1209
00:57:53,600 –> 00:57:54,900
California.
September 19th.

1210
00:57:54,900 –> 00:57:57,300
And 8:30 p.m.
I’m going to be a big stupid

1211
00:57:57,300 –> 00:57:59,700
show.
Those have been a lot of fun and

1212
00:58:00,100 –> 00:58:01,200
it’s just check out the mean
boys.

1213
00:58:01,500 –> 00:58:03,800
We gotta run iTunes.
We have a patreon page will send

1214
00:58:03,800 –> 00:58:06,600
you some some goodies and
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1215
00:58:06,600 –> 00:58:10,000
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1216
00:58:10,000 –> 00:58:11,700
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Do it.

1217
00:58:11,800 –> 00:58:14,600
Sign up for that go see him.
I’ve done one of those shows

1218
00:58:14,600 –> 00:58:18,800
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1219
00:58:18,800 –> 00:58:22,100
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1220
00:58:22,100 –> 00:58:24,000
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1221
00:58:24,400 –> 00:58:26,600
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It’s listen to a school like

1222
00:58:26,600 –> 00:58:28,000
Netflix for your ears, guys.
Get.

1223
00:58:28,000 –> 00:58:31,000
Yeah, it’s exactly like that.
All right, let’s get the fuck

1224
00:58:31,000 –> 00:58:32,700
out of here.
Connor, say goodbye.

1225
00:58:33,000 –> 00:58:34,600
I was murdered by the British
government.

1226
00:58:34,800 –> 00:58:36,000
Goodbye everybody.
Love you.