Conspiracy! The Show 262: The Brainwash Defense (and Other Conspiracy News)

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Welcome to Conspiracy the show,
the world’s most trusted

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conspiracy theory podcast with
your hosts Adam Todd Brown and

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Olivia Haidar.
Hey, everybody.

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Welcome to Conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam Todd Brown.

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Who else is here?
Hey, I’m Olivia Haidar.

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And that makes us your hosts.
That bit is harder.

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When there’s another person in
the room, it.

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Really is.
I had to really race for it.

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No, I I was.
I was hanging back.

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I knew it was your.
Time I knew it was your.

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Time to shine.
Look, I I read the housekeeping

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notes before Showtime.
I know where we’re at, yeah.

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I do send out very detailed
instructions regarding guest

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behavior on this.
Pilot Yeah.

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This whole show is scripted.
Yeah, yeah, people.

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You know I don’t.
I don’t know why you asked me to

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shave my pubes first.
Hey, that’s Andy Cell.

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Andy, my pube cell.
Yeah, yeah, that’s that’s what

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they called me.
Apparently there are people who

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think this podcast or the
podcasts that I do are scripted,

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which Oh my God, that would take
so much time.

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Like writing script for five
episodes a week.

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That’s very funny to think.
No, we don’t script this out, I

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mean.
You should win an Emmy or

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whatever equivalent, a webby.
Yeah, Webby.

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Yeah, one of the more ethical
awards in that.

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I think you can just like buy
one at this point.

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You could, yeah.
Just take home the golden

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Ethernet cable or whatever the
fucking statue is.

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Or Webby.
Oh yeah, vote for us for the

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golden Ethernet cable, even if
that set it up.

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And please award Conspiracy the
show.

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You know we fucking deserve it.
We do.

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Anyway, we’re doing a conspiracy
news roundup episode.

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Yay.
Because it is 2K23 and that

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means all you got to do is
Google the word conspiracy and a

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lot of trending recent current
news is going to come up.

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That is true, that that’s how
the research for this works.

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And that’s why I love these
episodes so much.

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It’s so easy.
Speaking of easy this is this is

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pretty low hanging fruit when it
comes to a conspiracy podcast.

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Well, yeah, I mean, you gotta.
Yeah.

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Look, let’s talk about a a truly
historic event.

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Finally, for the first time,
Mexico held its first

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congressional hearing about
aliens.

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I I don’t know what took them so
long.

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I think everyone’s seen this by
now, right?

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Yeah.
It’s all over the Internet.

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The shrinky tanks.
Yeah, the this UFO hearing, even

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Wilder than the one that we just
had where a guy was like, yeah,

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we got UFO’s in like in a garage
in like fucking tell us

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something we don’t know, pal.
It’s my step, dads.

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He’s working on it.
We can’t.

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Don’t scratch it, but just Blue
Öyster Cult blasting from a

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garage near the White House.
The star of this hearing was UFO

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enthusiast and journalist Jaime
Mossan, and what he brought

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along with him was what he
alleged to be two mummified

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bodies of alien origin.
And they, I mean, they look like

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aliens, you know?
Sure, they look like what we

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envision aliens to be.
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They’re like TB sized humans.
It looks like a fifth grader

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made them with paper mache.
Yeah, yeah.

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Which is why I believe them.
Yeah, they do look pretty silly.

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And the thing about it, there’s
like videos out there where

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there’s like, labs that are
like, no, we tested them.

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There’s no, no manipulation of
any sort.

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And The thing is, even if these
things are real, no one’s ever

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going to believe it.
Like, even I like, I am one of

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the least cynical people when it
comes to stuff like this.

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And even I’m like, man, that lab
could be in on it like this.

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Yeah, like this could very
easily be a fucking hoax.

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Like.
I I don’t think it takes much

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effort to think that it might be
a hoax is it’s pretty hoaxy.

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It looks like every other hoax
that we’ve gotten since Jared of

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the Gods.
So like, I don’t know, man.

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Although, you know, I’m ready to
like, eat my words as soon as he

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puts some water on them and they
grow like four times the size.

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Yeah, that would be so cool.
Start multiplying like gremlins.

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Exactly.
They were underground for a

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reason, huh?
Yeah, I I agree.

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But I yeah, I want to believe
this.

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This is one of those.
I’m very, I’m a very cynical,

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skeptical person.
I don’t believe any shit ever,

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pretty much.
But like, I want to believe this

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one because it’s just because
it’s so obviously a hoax.

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Because it has such flagrant
like that.

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Remember that guy that had the
body of Bigfoot in the cooler or

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a freezer or something?
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What did that turn out to be?
I can’t remember if it turned

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out to be like a costume or just
another animal or something, but

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it really feels like that kind
of a thing.

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Which is why I want it to be.
Because I want the shit that’s

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so clearly a hoax to be the
stuff that’s real.

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Yeah, it just hope go ahead.
No, I just hope that he didn’t

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fuck up the Nasca lines more
getting this thing.

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Yeah, I mean, they’re already
pretty much gone.

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Yeah, that’s that’s the one
thing that at least makes me

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think this wouldn’t be a
government conspiracy.

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Like, there’s no way they’re
just, like, trying to drum up to

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A to the Nasca loans, last
fucking thing to Nasca line

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need.
But they just want to compete

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with Machu Picchu.
Yeah, they’re like, everybody

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comes here to Machu Picchu for
their honeymoons and shit.

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Well, people keep saying, but
you’re both in Peru, so you win.

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But though it listens.
They’re too similar is the

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thing.
They’re too so they and they

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don’t even know it.
Like, they fight like siblings

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because they’re basically the
same person.

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I mean, please, I would fuck
with Machu Picchu.

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I don’t think I would bother
like I would want to see the

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Nasca lines but like from the
sky.

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Yes, from a distance.
I don’t want to be on the

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ground.
They’re not gonna look like

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anything that.
Isn’t that why it took him so

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long to be discovered?
Right.

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Like we eventually had to learn
to fly.

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And then we were like, oh, there
they are.

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Well, really the the whole
valley is surrounded.

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But we’ve talked about this on
the Cherry the Gods episode.

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That whole valley is surrounded
by really tall hills.

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Which would make it perfect for
people to have seen them.

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So anyway, so take that.
As the lines, yeah.

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Get up on the hill and look at
that shit.

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Uh.
But yeah, I don’t think this is

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an alien.
I’m sorry.

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I’m sorry.
Yeah.

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Is it?
Is it a mummified child?

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Is that the theory?
Cuz that’s where.

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It looks like a fucking
sculpture.

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Yeah.
Apparently things like this that

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have been discovered previously
ended up being mummified kids.

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But if that’s the case, like why
the long face kid?

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Why?
Why do you look like that?

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What’s going on?
Cuz if he Well, he was if.

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It’s mummified.
That’s probably not his face.

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I don’t know.
It’s.

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Not the years, baby.
It’s the mileage.

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No, I don’t know.
Well, Speaking of that, that

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they do claim that they’ve
carbon dated this thing in that

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it’s 1000 years old or more than
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Probably not like dead on 1000
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That would be wild.
If they’re saying because the

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right, they’re saying that the
lab says it’s not a human that

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it had, doesn’t, it doesn’t.
Sure enough DNA or whatever with

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humans to be a human, that’s.
I don’t, they’re not even using

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the words DNA.
This is why I don’t trust this

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lab.
It’s because it’s all like,

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yeah, there’s nothing human
about this and it’s like, well,

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well, that could mean it’s a
rock then.

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Or could it be like a mummified
primate from 1000 years ago?

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Yeah, who knows?
I mean, in that case, that’s fun

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too, you know, even if it’s a
mummified alien.

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I mean, kind of, So what?
Where are they now?

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They survived.
You were here 1000 years ago.

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That is borderline like saying
there were like extinct animals

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at one point.
And it’s like there sure were.

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There were lots of things that
did exist and that don’t

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anymore, like if aliens came
here and just died off.

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I guess we’re better than them
seems.

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Like.
Sure.

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Well, it’s, you know, they got
wet.

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Yeah.
It seems like our craft stays in

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the sky better than their shit.
And it seems like we survived

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whatever happened at the Nasca
lines.

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We definitely survived, that’s
for sure.

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So I like to think that every
time a UFO or a UAP, excuse me,

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ends up on this planet, like,
crashed, it’s not because aliens

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are exploring us.
It’s like when we get drunk and

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go off the road, out in the
middle of nowhere, driving

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somewhere.
It’s just that for it’s just

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that aliens like fucked up on
whatever aliens get fucked up

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on.
Yeah, well, like he like looks

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down because his a tape falls
into the from the console and

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he’s got to reach over the seat
to pick it up and the next thing

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he knows he’s a fucking Roswell.
Well, I I was gonna say, I do

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think that is basically the
current most popular theory for

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Roswell.
Basically, kinda, yeah.

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They got struck by lightning and
press.

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Yeah, lightning is gonna fuck up
an extraterrestrial spacecraft.

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They could travel through space.
They can’t prepare for some

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electricity, but I do like that
theory.

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Like that, aliens?
Funny reaching for his Seger

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cassette.
Ends up in on Earth and hey,

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their ships can’t handle our
atmosphere.

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And I still, I’ve said it before
and I’ll say it again, that

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really speaks to my question of,
well then why?

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Why would we want it, right?
Why would we want their

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technology if it can’t?
Well, this is balloons.

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The real guy Better than this
shit.

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The real question is how did
they get a Bob Seger cassette in

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1947?
Time travel?

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Ancient alien theory.
There you go.

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Hollywood nights, maybe?
Yeah, I love the other aliens.

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Like just put on the radio.
It’s not worth it, Manny.

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It’s like Hollywood nights.
And who doesn’t?

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Yeah, I love Bob Seger.
I saw Bob Seger in concert and I

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cried a little because.
I can see that because Seger

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rules and he like had like
mostly retired and then just all

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of a sudden like came back and
it was fucking great.

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Yeah, I mean, of course it was
fucking great.

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The man is an intergalactic
icon.

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He’s so good that he’s popular
with aliens.

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He caused Roswell.
Got to get that on a tshirt.

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Seger caused Roswell.
Exactly.

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Fuck, is that shirt.
All right, so yeah, who knows?

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This dude fucking antiques Rd.
showed Mexican Congress.

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And it’s never like, I feel like
there had to be a point in

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history where someone was trying
to get a skeptic to believe

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Ufo’s and aliens are real and
they’re like, what’s it going to

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take?
Someone gets in front of

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Congress actually holding an
alien.

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Is that what it’s going to take?
Nope, that’s still not enough.

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Still not enough.
Never going to like, they’re

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going to have to invade.
Like that’s the only solution.

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Like, for a lot of reasons, I
think.

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Aliens.
Yeah, I mean, I’m cool.

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Yeah.
Again, I think we’ve said this a

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few times.
Who cares?

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Let them.
It’s my apocalypse of choice

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for.
Sure, yeah, as long as I die in

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like the War of the Worlds.
Shoot them up.

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Stuff like human enslavement
stuff.

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I’m going up to the top of the
building in Los Angeles and

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holding up the side.
I’m ready.

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Exactly.
All right, let’s talk about a

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Democratic presidential
candidate.

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This is so far the only
alternative we got when it comes

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to Biden in 2024, RFK Junior.
He has expressed some skepticism

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over the official account of
911.

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And here’s the thing.
This guy’s a nightmare.

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He’s he’s a big, big problem.
He’s not going to be president

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ever for so many reasons.
I mean, actually, I don’t.

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I don’t want to get that say
that.

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Don’t monkeys paw this shit?
Exactly.

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OK, We’re Sir Han.
Sir Han.

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We’ve got a lot of they would be
able.

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He wouldn’t believe it.
Sir Han.

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Sir Han.
Sir Han.

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There we go, There we go.
That’s how that naming

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convention works.
Rule of Threes.

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I just think it would take like
there’s like a dozen worst case

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scenarios that we get to before
RFK Junior is president.

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That is very true.
It’s like a million worse things

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that have to happen first.
But like, again, don’t tempt

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anything, you know?
What if it would be interesting?

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What if it did come down to like
RFK Jr. and De Santis like?

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No, at that point you got to be
a conscientious objector in some

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way.
I think I’m with Olivia on this

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too, because it’s like, yeah,
before I, before we get even

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that DeSantis VRFK.
Right before that even happens,

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there’s already martial law.
Like we there’s already, like,

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open fighting in the street.
Things are things are in hell

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already.
Yeah, like, you know, because

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you have to think like, you
know, we lose Harris.

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We lose Speaker of the House
like there’s so many people who

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have to die before we’re ready
to like nominate RFK.

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I mean, here’s the thing though.
Like now I’m thinking about it.

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Now there’s wheels turning and
I’m like but this is the.

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Biden story This is not the news
story.

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Yes, it’s not the story.
The story is that somehow people

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are surprised, shocked, caught
off guard.

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Really.
This is RFK Jr.

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Questions?
The official narrative of what

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happened on 9/11?
No.

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I.
Can shit.

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I can’t believe conspiracy
theory the candidate believes

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wasn’t real.
Yeah, I mean this is like.

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This is greatest hits
conspiracy.

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Like exactly out me with a B
side.

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Here are.
I would be.

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I would be way more shocked if
he didn’t think 911 was an

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inside job.
The thing is, is that.

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In the story, it’s even like
he’s even trying to not answer

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it.
Like, right, this, this

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journalist is pushing him,
trying to get him to say like

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something crazy about Yeah,
right.

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This podcaster.
Yeah, that’s the thing.

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He was on a podcast and if you
we’ll link to the article.

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I mean, we’re not going to tell
you to listen to the podcast.

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I don’t even know what podcast
it was.

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Don’t listen to any podcast
except this one.

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Yeah, this is the.
Only one We’re the only ones

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telling the truth.
Yeah, yeah, At least in terms of

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conspiracy podcasts.
It might be true, but this host

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was clearly trying to get RFK
Junior to say crazy shit about

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911 and like, he didn’t want to
talk about, yeah.

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He was like he he was like I’m
not the guy to talk to about

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this.
He like admit it was the.

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First fucking.
Rational thing Bobby J has said

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in his life and he’s like, and
this podcaster doesn’t want to

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savor that moment.
It’s just like, no, what do you

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think though?
What do you think?

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And he’s like, I don’t know, I’m
not an expert, I’m not the guy.

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And also like, I don’t accept
the official narrative is like,

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congratulations.
You think critically like it’s.

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Yeah.
It’s a non story.

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That’s the thing, this guy.
He’s clearly trying to provoke

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like a an exciting comment out
of RFK Jr.

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And here’s the thing.
RFK Jr. didn’t want to talk

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about it.
Fuck him.

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I don’t care about his wishes.
I hope all his dreams are down

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in flames.
But at the same time, this guy’s

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like, so you don’t accept the
official narrative.

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You don’t accept that Al Qaeda
was responsible.

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And it’s like, buddy, I think a
lot of people don’t necessarily

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think al Qaeda was responsible
anymore.

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Yeah, like the families of 9/11
victims.

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Al Qaeda, for example.
Al Qaeda pretty adamant.

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Saudi Arabia is like don’t take
credit.

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Like this guy clearly has not
looked into 911 in a while like

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that part of the story.
I think there is definitely room

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for discussion as to whether we
may be invaded the wrong country

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or two over.
Or three or four or.

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Yeah.
I mean what you count as an

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invasion, is it stabilization of
the region count or are we

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talking only proper, like
official military actions?

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Exactly.
And like this is also so lazy.

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There’s so many other crazy
things you can get RFK junior.

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Absolutely so willingly.
Yeah, it’s got to be such a

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softball fucking thing to do.
Just ask him what he thinks

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about literally anything Normal.
Yeah.

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Yeah, Yep, basically, yeah.
Just ask him about COVID, for

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fuck’s sake.
Ask him about COVID.

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That’s all anybody should ever
ask him about.

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Honestly.
Kinda, yeah.

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Yeah, RFK Junior.
He’s a fucking problem.

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Fuck that guy.
RUFKM Junior, Remember,

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remember.
When Cornell West talked about

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running for president and he was
like, because I love this RFK

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junior so much and everybody’s
like, shut up, what do?

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You.
Yeah.

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I don’t think there’s a person
that doesn’t tell Cornell West

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to shut up.
When he starts talking now, he

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makes literally everybody look
bad.

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God.
All right, let’s talk about.

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I would argue this headline is
more interesting than it seems.

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Sure, Fake Trump electors say
they were brainwashed.

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And on the surface, if you just
read the headline, you’re like,

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well yeah, no shit.
Yeah, yeah.

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No kidding.
Yeah, you were brainwashed.

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Of course you were.
But this is actually a really

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interesting defense strategy.
What happened is there’s fake.

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We’ve talked about the fake
electors scheme.

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If not on this podcast, we’ve
talked.

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About it, the podcasts.
If you don’t know how it works,

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how are you even listening to a
conspiracy podcast?

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Like, that’s like the
initiation.

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Like if you were to come to the
door right now, I’d be like,

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tell me what the fake electors
scheme is and I would know.

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Long in this room right now.
Worst exam ever.

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Oh my God.
And so there’s people who have

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been indicted for those various
schemes all around the country,

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including sixteen people in
Michigan and two of them.

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Apparently hired very good
lawyers.

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They’re all being tried
together, but they each have

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their own individual lawyers and
shit, and two of them apparently

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have very good lawyers, because
their defense is that, well,

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they were brainwashed by Trump,
and for this crime to stick, you

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have to prove there was
malicious intent.

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And if someone’s brainwashed,
you’re basically saying they’re

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like a cult victim at that
point, and there can’t be really

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malicious intent.
In that case, and the reason

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they’re saying that is because
Michigan Attorney General Dana

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Nestle is the one who said it,
and she didn’t say it when she

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indicted these people.
She didn’t like put it in any

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court ruling or any court
documents.

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She just went on the fucking
Internet and attended some

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virtual event for liberal
activists and said.

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This people talk a lot about,
oh, why don’t you start flipping

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some of these people so that so
that they can become witnesses

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against the remaining
defendants, the worst acting

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defendants.
The problem is, these are people

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who have been brainwashed and
quote and you know, some people

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just shouldn’t talk all the
time.

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Especially prosecutors.
Fucking prosecutors are the

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dumbest motherfuckers, I swear
to God.

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Yeah, even when they can’t, you
know, whatever.

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I’m sorry.
The thing is, this is a very

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interesting story because it’s
like, the implications are so

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depressing.
Like if this actually does like

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and it’s about, it’s all about
like the court that it’s

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presented in, like that this
argument is presented and the

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good faith or bad faith that
it’s being taken in.

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Like because it’s an easy thing
to say.

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Well, I was, I spoke out of
turn.

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This is not what I meant.
I wasn’t using a clinical or

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legal definition of brainwashed.
Because also this is when you

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start getting into those like
weird like criminal justice,

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catch 20 twos and shit where
it’s like, you know, oh who

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would kill someone if they
weren’t crazy.

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Therefore everyone has killed
someone as guilt is not guilty

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by reason of insanity or
whatever.

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You know like.
You start picking that apart and

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it’s like, yeah, but it’s so
fucking depressing if this

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actually, like, undermines the
prosecution.

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Right.
Yeah.

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And I I feel like it might I I
there’s a really good argument

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for it.
Definitely.

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Like if they’ve got even a
halfway decent lawyer, they’re

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going to jump all over that.
Yeah, because of course they’re

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brainwashed.
Of course they’re brainwashed.

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That’s not even a question.
Solve them of accountability.

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Like, right.
It’s not brainwashed in the you

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have no responsibility for your
actions.

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It’s ideological brainwashed,
yeah.

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They weren’t, literally, Winter
Soldiered.

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You know they’re not fucking
like they’re not a bunch of

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Michigan candidates, right?
You see what I did there?

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Yeah.
We have fun.

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Yeah, and I think especially in
the case of Trump followers, I

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almost don’t agree with giving
them cult status.

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No, because.
Like, no, with a cult there’s

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some degree of like bait and
switch or like you’re you’re

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enticed into taking like life
coaching classes and next thing

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you know you’re getting fucking
branded.

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Like that’s different.
Like people were telling Trump

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followers about Trump.
Like, there was plenty of

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information, yeah, available.
And they sided with him for very

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specific.
Reasons Yes, yes.

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And that’s why I I hate that she
said this.

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Because I don’t feel like they
were blamewashed.

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I feel like they just like this
was just their thing.

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Like this was their yeah.
Well, it’s it’s the it’s the

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right, the parrot, the paradox
or conundrum of fascism, where

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it’s like, yeah, it’s a
conformist ideology, but it’s

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it’s also about concentrating
the power with the few.

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So it’s not like it’s this weird
elusive.

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Kind of thing where it’s really
just because it’s so stupid,

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like it’s because the social
conditioning was there in the

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1st place for someone like
Donald Trump to come and take

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advantage of it, but he didn’t
create the conditions.

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So, but he also isn’t like you
said, he’s not literally like

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abducting people and like
fucking reeducating them or

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programming them.
It’s just this is they.

435
00:24:32,890 –> 00:24:36,250
For whatever shitty reasons they
have, they have, they have

436
00:24:36,250 –> 00:24:39,410
chosen the side of cruelty.
It’s it’s cultural

437
00:24:39,410 –> 00:24:41,370
indoctrination.
Ideological.

438
00:24:41,370 –> 00:24:44,770
You know, it’s it’s stuff that
is reminiscing, the brainwashing

439
00:24:44,770 –> 00:24:49,170
and cult behavior, but it isn’t
literally removing agency from

440
00:24:49,170 –> 00:24:53,130
people in the way that will be
interpreted by courts trying to

441
00:24:53,490 –> 00:24:55,130
try this case.
Exactly.

442
00:24:55,410 –> 00:24:56,610
It’s the problem with using
height.

443
00:24:56,810 –> 00:24:58,810
You know terms that you’re
stretching.

444
00:24:59,080 –> 00:25:01,920
Like brainwashing or cult?
Like hyperbolically.

445
00:25:01,920 –> 00:25:06,640
Because it’s like, no, this is.
You’re involved in a very

446
00:25:06,640 –> 00:25:09,920
specific, complex apparatus of
this.

447
00:25:10,440 –> 00:25:11,880
Again, it just comes down to
you.

448
00:25:11,880 –> 00:25:14,200
She should have kept her fucking
mouth shut, honestly.

449
00:25:14,280 –> 00:25:16,920
Like there was number fucking
reason for her to be a public

450
00:25:16,920 –> 00:25:20,680
figure in that way.
Like she should have just stayed

451
00:25:20,680 –> 00:25:22,920
fucking quiet and prosecuted the
goddamn case.

452
00:25:23,640 –> 00:25:24,960
And how?
Out of.

453
00:25:25,280 –> 00:25:29,680
The countless times it’s
happened, this will be the one

454
00:25:29,680 –> 00:25:33,920
time a prosecutor actually gets
in trouble for saying something

455
00:25:33,920 –> 00:25:37,120
about a case that they yeah,
this case was.

456
00:25:37,360 –> 00:25:41,640
Littered with examples of
prosecutors saying things like

457
00:25:41,760 –> 00:25:45,560
even when people are still just
being investigated and haven’t

458
00:25:45,680 –> 00:25:48,760
actually been charged with
anything, that very much make

459
00:25:48,760 –> 00:25:52,600
that person look guilty.
You know, you probably shouldn’t

460
00:25:52,600 –> 00:25:55,000
be able to do that.
Prosecutors are just cops who

461
00:25:55,000 –> 00:25:59,080
are scared of guns, so they’re
just as fucking stupid and

462
00:25:59,080 –> 00:26:01,040
they’re just as fucking
vindictive, yeah.

463
00:26:01,160 –> 00:26:04,800
Yeah, I’ve said a bunch of
times, I feel like there should

464
00:26:04,800 –> 00:26:09,280
be something written into law
that if it can be proven that

465
00:26:09,280 –> 00:26:11,720
you, like, prosecuted someone
you knew.

466
00:26:12,120 –> 00:26:14,960
Was innocent.
Like, it shouldn’t end with that

467
00:26:14,960 –> 00:26:18,320
person being exonerated and
being let out of jail.

468
00:26:18,360 –> 00:26:24,040
You should go to jail next.
And, I mean, that sounds funny,

469
00:26:24,040 –> 00:26:28,000
but, like, there are cases where
prosecutors, like, hid evidence

470
00:26:28,000 –> 00:26:31,410
that they knew would exonerate.
Yeah, absolutely.

471
00:26:31,970 –> 00:26:34,530
Prison.
That person loses like 18.

472
00:26:34,770 –> 00:26:37,570
All right, This is crazy talk,
Adam.

473
00:26:37,570 –> 00:26:41,250
Next you’re going to be telling
me that if a president lies to

474
00:26:41,250 –> 00:26:44,370
start a war, they should be held
somehow accountable.

475
00:26:45,130 –> 00:26:47,490
This is crazy.
No, that’s that’s a step.

476
00:26:47,970 –> 00:26:49,250
That’s a step too far.
No?

477
00:26:49,290 –> 00:26:51,170
Then we would have.
If we did that, then we’d have

478
00:26:51,170 –> 00:26:55,730
to jail all of our presidents.
Yeah, where would Michelle Obama

479
00:26:55,810 –> 00:27:02,370
get all her candy from?
He’s our only.

480
00:27:02,410 –> 00:27:07,050
Candy supplier Bush given
Michelle Obama a piece of candy.

481
00:27:07,410 –> 00:27:09,530
Oh my God.
Yeah, you would give the

482
00:27:09,610 –> 00:27:11,890
exercise First Lady a piece of
candy.

483
00:27:11,970 –> 00:27:15,650
Fucking monster war crimes
still.

484
00:27:16,370 –> 00:27:19,610
Great painter, though.
Great painter, Yeah.

485
00:27:19,730 –> 00:27:22,810
He really captures the
desperation in people’s souls.

486
00:27:23,350 –> 00:27:27,190
Yeah, great at getting Jewish
people to resettle in Israel so

487
00:27:27,190 –> 00:27:30,070
enough of them can be there for
the apocalypse to happen.

488
00:27:32,070 –> 00:27:34,030
Oh my God.
Google that, everybody.

489
00:27:34,870 –> 00:27:37,070
Yeah.
So let’s talk about Twitter.

490
00:27:37,150 –> 00:27:40,230
No, I’m not going to call it X.
It’s not fucking pronouns.

491
00:27:40,230 –> 00:27:42,750
I get to call x.com.
I want.

492
00:27:42,790 –> 00:27:44,150
I don’t care.
It’s Twitter.

493
00:27:44,350 –> 00:27:46,670
I’m not changing.
I’m going to X about this.

494
00:27:46,710 –> 00:27:49,510
I’m going to exit Elon Musk
about this, and you’re going to

495
00:27:49,510 –> 00:27:51,550
be in.
Trouble should, and I probably

496
00:27:51,550 –> 00:27:56,230
will be.
Yeah, looking into this, that’s

497
00:27:56,230 –> 00:27:58,550
concerning.
There, there’s going to be a

498
00:27:58,550 –> 00:28:03,430
bunch of elections happening in
2024, including one, I believe,

499
00:28:03,550 –> 00:28:07,110
right here in the United States.
I’ll have to factor.

500
00:28:07,190 –> 00:28:08,910
I don’t know.
Off camera.

501
00:28:08,910 –> 00:28:11,830
Can someone, our team’s on it?
OK, OK, research team.

502
00:28:11,830 –> 00:28:13,070
All right, I’ll stop.
I’ll stop.

503
00:28:13,070 –> 00:28:15,310
Looking it up, I was going to
start looking it up, but if you

504
00:28:15,350 –> 00:28:17,550
got.
Encyclopedia Way, Andy.

505
00:28:19,350 –> 00:28:21,350
But I walked all the way to the
shelf.

506
00:28:21,990 –> 00:28:24,710
The encyclopedia isn’t going to
have current information.

507
00:28:25,550 –> 00:28:28,550
What are you talking about?
I have a team that comes in and

508
00:28:28,550 –> 00:28:31,070
updates them every every two
hours.

509
00:28:31,070 –> 00:28:33,590
Wow.
It’s a busy team.

510
00:28:33,590 –> 00:28:39,310
A lot of writing in the margins.
So the elections are happening.

511
00:28:39,390 –> 00:28:43,230
That’s where I was going and in
the run up to that Twitter.

512
00:28:43,560 –> 00:28:48,360
Has decided to fire pretty much
the entire team that is

513
00:28:48,360 –> 00:28:52,680
responsible for, like, stopping
misinformation from being spread

514
00:28:52,840 –> 00:28:54,000
on Twitter.
Good.

515
00:28:54,920 –> 00:28:55,840
Love it.
Love it.

516
00:28:56,360 –> 00:28:58,880
Love it more.
It’s a way that was a waste of

517
00:28:58,880 –> 00:29:00,800
resources.
There’s no misinformation on

518
00:29:00,800 –> 00:29:02,640
Twitter.
Exactly, Yeah.

519
00:29:02,680 –> 00:29:05,560
I mean, there’s no such thing as
misinformation on Twitter

520
00:29:05,720 –> 00:29:08,520
anymore, is kind of the problem,
like.

521
00:29:09,530 –> 00:29:11,530
Ah, comedies legal on Twitter,
though.

522
00:29:11,610 –> 00:29:13,210
Yeah, that’s true speech.
True.

523
00:29:13,410 –> 00:29:14,730
Are you both gonna keep using
it?

524
00:29:14,770 –> 00:29:18,850
If they start charging?
Will that be if it, if it if you

525
00:29:18,850 –> 00:29:21,130
have to pay for it no matter
what, yeah.

526
00:29:23,010 –> 00:29:24,810
Absolutely not.
I not at all.

527
00:29:24,850 –> 00:29:29,290
I I like 3 * a day.
I consider deleting it, and I’m

528
00:29:29,290 –> 00:29:32,930
going to at some point, I
considered, but I have long

529
00:29:32,930 –> 00:29:36,450
since decided that I am just
gonna be one of the rats on the

530
00:29:36,450 –> 00:29:38,650
sinking ship.
Yeah, yeah, I still have it.

531
00:29:38,770 –> 00:29:41,210
I just don’t use it.
By the way, follow me on

532
00:29:41,210 –> 00:29:46,140
Instagram at Adam Todd Brown.
For updates on this podcast and

533
00:29:46,340 –> 00:29:48,500
all the others.
Because here’s the thing, I

534
00:29:48,500 –> 00:29:51,900
can’t keep a social media
account going for every show.

535
00:29:52,420 –> 00:29:56,660
Like are you fucking kidding me?
Like I I just follow me like

536
00:29:56,660 –> 00:29:59,100
they’re network, like they’re
all my podcasts.

537
00:29:59,100 –> 00:30:02,580
I have cohost.
I don’t have to set up a fucking

538
00:30:02,580 –> 00:30:06,540
social media for everything.
But also I’m not on X or

539
00:30:06,540 –> 00:30:08,780
Twitter.
You’re on Blue Sky though,

540
00:30:08,780 –> 00:30:10,620
right?
I am on Blue Sky.

541
00:30:10,860 –> 00:30:12,420
There’s just nothing going on
over there.

542
00:30:13,060 –> 00:30:17,020
Yeah, if you yeah, if you love
disengagement, believes why.

543
00:30:17,260 –> 00:30:18,500
You know.
For you.

544
00:30:18,740 –> 00:30:22,220
I kinda do love it.
It is kind of my favorite app

545
00:30:22,220 –> 00:30:25,940
that I have now because, I mean,
it doesn’t haunt my dreams,

546
00:30:26,020 –> 00:30:27,420
yeah.
Sure so.

547
00:30:27,980 –> 00:30:32,440
And I know even if I like.
Tweet or sorry skeet?

548
00:30:32,480 –> 00:30:36,360
Like the best possible thing.
It’s it’s going to get like, you

549
00:30:36,360 –> 00:30:39,880
know, like 1 repost, maybe 6
likes Like last night, I

550
00:30:39,880 –> 00:30:41,800
skeeted.
The new Frasier is going to

551
00:30:41,800 –> 00:30:43,680
suck, motherfuckers.
Oh, did you?

552
00:30:44,320 –> 00:30:48,440
You know what I didn’t get?
Nearly the reaction, Something

553
00:30:48,600 –> 00:30:52,600
as provocative and timely as
that would normally.

554
00:30:52,600 –> 00:30:54,400
Get I’m going to go.
I’m going to go.

555
00:30:55,280 –> 00:30:57,960
What do you do you?
Is it still just called liking

556
00:30:58,280 –> 00:30:59,640
or is it?
I don’t know.

557
00:31:00,120 –> 00:31:04,480
I think it’s jizzing.
It’s skeeting if you, if you, if

558
00:31:04,880 –> 00:31:07,080
you.
Post something, you post

559
00:31:07,080 –> 00:31:10,760
something, and then there’s.
Reskeeting and then instead of

560
00:31:10,760 –> 00:31:15,440
going viral, you get bukakied.
Yeah, yeah, You get your stomach

561
00:31:15,440 –> 00:31:22,920
pumped, OK, George Michael.
Well I’m I’m older than you.

562
00:31:22,920 –> 00:31:25,560
So my, my frame of reference is
Rod Stewart.

563
00:31:25,640 –> 00:31:27,920
That’s where I don’t know if
George, I don’t think, I don’t

564
00:31:27,920 –> 00:31:30,080
know if that’s an older
reference than George Michael,

565
00:31:30,080 –> 00:31:30,760
is it?
Yeah.

566
00:31:30,760 –> 00:31:32,160
I guess it’s slightly older,
yeah.

567
00:31:32,480 –> 00:31:35,800
Rod Stewart got his and I was.
I was thinking of Rod Stewart

568
00:31:35,800 –> 00:31:37,840
because I don’t think that was a
George Michael.

569
00:31:37,920 –> 00:31:40,040
Yeah, No.
No.

570
00:31:40,080 –> 00:31:42,760
Rest in peace, George Michael.
Yeah, I love you, George.

571
00:31:43,000 –> 00:31:46,240
Just out here catching strays
from Conspiracy the show.

572
00:31:46,440 –> 00:31:50,120
I’m sorry, I love your your the
pictures of you cruising in the

573
00:31:50,120 –> 00:31:52,040
park bathroom are iconic.
I really.

574
00:31:52,160 –> 00:31:55,120
Do love them.
I just liked it and reskeeded.

575
00:31:55,320 –> 00:31:58,560
Oh, thank you.
Know what I’m.

576
00:31:58,800 –> 00:32:00,840
You know what I’m.
Fucking tired of I’m tired of

577
00:32:01,000 –> 00:32:04,520
people acting like Kelsey
Grammar is cool and it’s fun to

578
00:32:04,520 –> 00:32:07,400
celebrate Kelsey Grammar.
Fuck, that guy is a piece of

579
00:32:07,400 –> 00:32:09,320
shit.
Are people doing that?

580
00:32:10,160 –> 00:32:12,080
Yeah.
People on ironically, you know,

581
00:32:12,080 –> 00:32:15,400
like we love Frazier.
It’s just because I love

582
00:32:16,440 –> 00:32:20,960
Frazier.
I just don’t want Kelsey grammar

583
00:32:20,960 –> 00:32:23,710
getting any more work.
Yeah, he’s kind of an asshole,

584
00:32:23,710 –> 00:32:24,150
right?
Yeah.

585
00:32:24,150 –> 00:32:25,950
Yeah.
He’s like, he’s like a far, far

586
00:32:25,950 –> 00:32:30,830
right nut case and also, but
he’s probably warmer, yeah.

587
00:32:31,390 –> 00:32:33,590
I mean, so he’s Rosanne and we
let her come back?

588
00:32:34,590 –> 00:32:37,430
Yeah, but then the show killed
her off and continued the show

589
00:32:37,430 –> 00:32:39,870
without her.
Yeah, she went right back to the

590
00:32:39,870 –> 00:32:42,950
fucking shadows.
You know, here’s the thing about

591
00:32:43,510 –> 00:32:46,670
Twitter firing all of its
election misinformation staff.

592
00:32:46,710 –> 00:32:49,390
Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot.
Might be what we were talking

593
00:32:49,390 –> 00:32:53,060
about is they they had to do
that because otherwise it would

594
00:32:53,060 –> 00:32:57,220
be the first time that the owner
of a website got kicked off for

595
00:32:57,220 –> 00:33:00,140
spreading misinformation.
Like they just had to get rid of

596
00:33:00,140 –> 00:33:01,740
them, otherwise they’d have a
real.

597
00:33:02,260 –> 00:33:04,460
Yeah, I suppose so.
I it’s.

598
00:33:04,740 –> 00:33:07,140
I’m sorry, I really brought it
down by bringing this back to

599
00:33:07,140 –> 00:33:08,660
topic.
So sorry, we.

600
00:33:10,060 –> 00:33:14,540
Were having so much fun.
I know we were riffing on

601
00:33:14,540 –> 00:33:18,980
Frasier and Blue Sky, but Oh
yeah.

602
00:33:19,300 –> 00:33:22,990
They.
They fired everyone responsible

603
00:33:22,990 –> 00:33:26,190
for fighting misinformation on
Twitter.

604
00:33:26,190 –> 00:33:29,710
The people spreading it all have
TV shows on Twitter.

605
00:33:29,830 –> 00:33:32,270
Yeah, now.
Good, because it’s a it’s a

606
00:33:32,270 –> 00:33:34,590
fascist.
Yeah, breeding ground.

607
00:33:34,990 –> 00:33:36,990
And it’s a right wing website,
yeah.

608
00:33:36,990 –> 00:33:40,150
And my favorite thing to do on
Twitter is to watch videos over

609
00:33:40,150 –> 00:33:43,270
30 minutes long.
It’s the best place to do that.

610
00:33:45,830 –> 00:33:49,030
Yeah, and like I I talk shit.
But I mean, I’m still using

611
00:33:49,030 –> 00:33:52,310
Instagram and like Facebook was
causing genocides.

612
00:33:52,550 –> 00:33:56,030
Yeah, Facebook is not clean of
all of this.

613
00:33:57,070 –> 00:34:00,150
Yeah, that’s that when people
were trying to get Zuck and Musk

614
00:34:00,150 –> 00:34:02,750
to fight.
Yeah, no thanks.

615
00:34:02,750 –> 00:34:03,790
Don’t.
Give a shit.

616
00:34:04,070 –> 00:34:06,710
I hope they kill each other.
Yeah, that would be.

617
00:34:06,710 –> 00:34:09,310
Now that I would watch that I
would even pay a little

618
00:34:09,310 –> 00:34:11,909
Payperview.
I would that would I would skate

619
00:34:11,909 –> 00:34:14,110
that, so I’d skied all over
that.

620
00:34:14,469 –> 00:34:16,830
Yeah, yeah.
I would skeet and jizz it.

621
00:34:17,190 –> 00:34:22,670
Honestly, yeah, absolutely.
And then I would re re put.

622
00:34:23,270 –> 00:34:27,150
I’m trying to think of a sexual
thing for for retweeting, but I

623
00:34:27,150 –> 00:34:28,190
can’t.
There isn’t.

624
00:34:28,389 –> 00:34:30,590
There’s nothing.
No, it’s just replay.

625
00:34:30,670 –> 00:34:32,469
All this platform.
It was it.

626
00:34:32,510 –> 00:34:36,949
God, it was good for a while.
As much as I hated it always, I

627
00:34:36,949 –> 00:34:39,949
always hated it.
I I did like it a lot.

628
00:34:40,190 –> 00:34:41,130
Yeah.
Yeah.

629
00:34:41,210 –> 00:34:44,610
So yeah, all these people who
got fired are in Europe though,

630
00:34:44,610 –> 00:34:48,210
so OK, we’ll fuck them.
Yeah, they get like 5 months of

631
00:34:48,250 –> 00:34:50,010
free vacation.
They don’t even know what an

632
00:34:50,010 –> 00:34:52,770
election is over there.
Yeah, exactly.

633
00:34:52,810 –> 00:34:54,770
Yeah, they all got kings and
shit.

634
00:34:54,850 –> 00:34:58,410
This is what really happened to
these people, and I know the.

635
00:34:58,920 –> 00:35:01,240
Like, right wingers, I don’t
know if they would admit it or

636
00:35:01,240 –> 00:35:03,840
not, but these people more than
got fired.

637
00:35:03,840 –> 00:35:08,640
They got canceled.
Yeah, because what happened is

638
00:35:08,960 –> 00:35:12,680
this guy named Aaron Roderick’s
posted on LinkedIn.

639
00:35:13,070 –> 00:35:18,870
That he worked for X and he was
hiring like eight people in the

640
00:35:18,870 –> 00:35:22,630
run up to the 2024 election to,
you know, police for

641
00:35:22,630 –> 00:35:26,830
misinformation on the platform,
as was his job.

642
00:35:26,910 –> 00:35:32,590
And right wingers noticed this
post and started an online

643
00:35:32,590 –> 00:35:38,510
harassment campaign against this
guy that ended in his boss.

644
00:35:38,900 –> 00:35:43,420
Elon Musk, siding with the
people who started the online

645
00:35:43,420 –> 00:35:48,580
campaign and agreeing that this
guy should be fired, even hosted

646
00:35:48,580 –> 00:35:52,340
a thing where he said, oh, you
mean the election integrity team

647
00:35:52,620 –> 00:35:55,420
that was undermining election
integrity?

648
00:35:55,700 –> 00:35:58,500
Yeah, they’re gone.
And that’s the thing.

649
00:35:58,500 –> 00:36:01,420
Like these rightwingers started
claiming that this guy was,

650
00:36:01,420 –> 00:36:06,370
like, working with the CIA.
Yes, the old the 2024 election.

651
00:36:06,490 –> 00:36:09,170
And Elon Musk listened and was
like, you’re right, I’m going to

652
00:36:09,170 –> 00:36:13,850
fire that whole team.
They got canceled by the crowd

653
00:36:13,850 –> 00:36:17,490
that is so adamant that you
can’t just cancel people for

654
00:36:17,570 –> 00:36:21,690
well, I mean God views.
No one loves canceling people

655
00:36:21,690 –> 00:36:24,490
more than the right.
That’s that’s always been their

656
00:36:24,490 –> 00:36:26,170
game.
That has always been their

657
00:36:26,170 –> 00:36:29,690
favorite thing to do is chase
people out of public life and

658
00:36:29,770 –> 00:36:33,170
like.
Cancel entire communities.

659
00:36:33,810 –> 00:36:37,250
From exactly, yes, exactly.
I’m a graphics, yeah.

660
00:36:37,650 –> 00:36:40,570
But it is always something when
they’re like, oh, they he’s

661
00:36:40,570 –> 00:36:45,810
conspiring with the CIA to, you
know, help the left, the

662
00:36:45,810 –> 00:36:48,250
liberals or whatever.
Yeah, you know, like that

663
00:36:48,250 –> 00:36:50,570
leftist organization.
Exactly.

664
00:36:52,930 –> 00:36:55,370
I don’t know if I’ve ever said
this on this podcast before, but

665
00:36:55,370 –> 00:37:01,300
right wingers are so fucking
stupid they don’t even know who

666
00:37:01,300 –> 00:37:05,100
is on their goddamn team.
They are just they’re just so

667
00:37:05,100 –> 00:37:10,180
mad and dumb that they just
fucking hate regardless of if

668
00:37:10,260 –> 00:37:12,900
people are serving their
interests like the CIA.

669
00:37:13,500 –> 00:37:18,140
So much of the fuel of in the
engine of fascism is just this

670
00:37:18,140 –> 00:37:22,580
desperate insecurity and need to
be liked by like, yeah, and

671
00:37:22,580 –> 00:37:25,220
that’s what Musk is doing here.
He’s just sure.

672
00:37:25,660 –> 00:37:27,980
He just oh, this is what they
want me to do.

673
00:37:27,980 –> 00:37:31,570
This is what he is.
He is so pathetic.

674
00:37:31,570 –> 00:37:34,770
He is such a pathetic specimen
of humanity.

675
00:37:34,850 –> 00:37:38,290
I don’t understand how is there
a board?

676
00:37:38,410 –> 00:37:40,770
Like, how has he not been
removed yet?

677
00:37:40,850 –> 00:37:42,890
I don’t think that’s how it
works, but I don’t know.

678
00:37:43,570 –> 00:37:47,210
I mean, like he what’s he gonna
get removed from owning the

679
00:37:47,210 –> 00:37:51,050
company?
Didn’t he slept down as CEO?

680
00:37:51,410 –> 00:37:52,450
Oh yeah.
He’s not the CEO.

681
00:37:52,450 –> 00:37:55,850
Well, yeah.
Linda Yakorino is the CEO,

682
00:37:55,850 –> 00:37:58,820
which, yeah.
That helped like that, yeah.

683
00:37:59,900 –> 00:38:03,020
Now I don’t even think of Elon
Musk when I think of X.

684
00:38:03,020 –> 00:38:07,300
Now there was actually Speaking
of Linda Yakirino, this is a

685
00:38:07,300 –> 00:38:09,740
little bonus story.
What a fun name.

686
00:38:10,060 –> 00:38:11,420
Yakirino.
I know it’s great, isn’t?

687
00:38:11,660 –> 00:38:14,780
It yeah.
She was in the vent where she

688
00:38:14,780 –> 00:38:18,140
brought up Elon Musk and
everybody booed at him.

689
00:38:18,140 –> 00:38:21,220
No, it was would anybody not
want to work with Elon Musk?

690
00:38:21,220 –> 00:38:23,940
And then a bunch of people
raised their hands and laughed.

691
00:38:27,280 –> 00:38:29,160
Yeah.
What did she think was gonna

692
00:38:29,160 –> 00:38:30,800
happen?
Like everyone was gonna be like,

693
00:38:30,800 –> 00:38:32,280
oh fuck yeah.
I’d worked with you on.

694
00:38:32,280 –> 00:38:34,920
Must I?
I I think yes.

695
00:38:34,920 –> 00:38:36,280
That is what she thought.
I.

696
00:38:36,440 –> 00:38:40,280
Mean as we as we keep seeing in
the comedy world, a lot of

697
00:38:40,280 –> 00:38:44,710
people will work with literally
anyone that is, I’m sure, But

698
00:38:44,710 –> 00:38:48,510
comedians are not really people
like.

699
00:38:49,150 –> 00:38:51,990
There’s that.
But also, even if you put

700
00:38:51,990 –> 00:38:56,710
comedians in that, in such a low
stakes opportunity to take that

701
00:38:56,710 –> 00:38:58,830
stance, like it’s one thing,
yeah.

702
00:38:59,190 –> 00:39:02,530
True.
Linda Yakirino is asking you the

703
00:39:02,530 –> 00:39:05,490
question at an event.
It’d be another thing if Elon

704
00:39:05,490 –> 00:39:08,890
Musk was in your face waving
like $5,000,000 in it.

705
00:39:09,290 –> 00:39:11,130
Then it might be a different
answer.

706
00:39:11,250 –> 00:39:13,290
But in that environment, of
course people are gonna be like,

707
00:39:13,290 –> 00:39:17,640
Nah, fuck him.
If Elon Musk wants to give me

708
00:39:17,720 –> 00:39:23,400
$5,000,000 right now to say I
like him, I will say that I like

709
00:39:23,400 –> 00:39:25,960
him.
I am not that principled.

710
00:39:26,160 –> 00:39:29,840
That’s an easy give.
That is the easiest give I have

711
00:39:29,840 –> 00:39:31,440
ever given.
See.

712
00:39:32,240 –> 00:39:33,920
How about you?
How about you, Andy?

713
00:39:33,920 –> 00:39:39,200
How about you, Andy, $5 million?
It’s pointless to even do this

714
00:39:39,200 –> 00:39:41,680
because that’s OK. 5 million?
Yeah, sure.

715
00:39:41,680 –> 00:39:42,880
Five.
That’s literally my.

716
00:39:46,240 –> 00:39:47,600
All right.
I’m just going to say it.

717
00:39:47,840 –> 00:39:51,720
But they use that $5,000,000 to.
I would not.

718
00:39:52,000 –> 00:39:56,000
But also I hope this makes its
way to Elon Musk and he like

719
00:39:56,080 –> 00:40:00,200
gives you both $5,000,000.
Please just give me like 2.5

720
00:40:00,320 –> 00:40:03,560
like no.
Yeah, total let’s you.

721
00:40:03,840 –> 00:40:07,760
Know.
Exactly, yeah, 2.5, that’s chump

722
00:40:07,760 –> 00:40:09,500
change.
Yeah, exactly.

723
00:40:09,580 –> 00:40:11,060
You can.
I mean, you’re not gonna have to

724
00:40:11,060 –> 00:40:13,500
pay taxes, are you?
Well, gift tax, probably.

725
00:40:14,100 –> 00:40:17,180
Sure, but that’s fine.
That’s still plenty of money.

726
00:40:18,340 –> 00:40:20,020
Oh, wait, there’s taxes?
Yeah.

727
00:40:20,060 –> 00:40:21,380
Then no.
Yeah.

728
00:40:21,620 –> 00:40:25,220
Oh, OK, sure.
And it’s not because less money,

729
00:40:25,220 –> 00:40:29,180
it’s the principle of taxation
is well, of course, yeah, read

730
00:40:29,180 –> 00:40:31,460
The Federalist Papers, All
right.

731
00:40:32,180 –> 00:40:37,330
Federalist Papers, exactly.
All right, you’re not gonna

732
00:40:37,330 –> 00:40:39,530
believe it.
Update on one of my least

733
00:40:39,530 –> 00:40:42,650
favorite conspiracy stories of
all time, Ivermectin.

734
00:40:43,130 –> 00:40:46,850
Oh, yes.
Right wing judges are now using

735
00:40:46,850 –> 00:40:52,010
the ivermectin controversy to
silence the FDA.

736
00:40:52,370 –> 00:40:54,890
At least they’re trying to.
And even then, they’re not

737
00:40:54,890 –> 00:40:56,370
really trying that hard.
Don’t.

738
00:40:56,780 –> 00:41:00,700
Let this headline alarm you too
much if you come across it.

739
00:41:00,860 –> 00:41:04,500
I’ve said before that I hate the
way we covered the ivermectin

740
00:41:04,500 –> 00:41:06,980
story.
Like as a society, I think.

741
00:41:07,380 –> 00:41:12,720
I think our side went um.
A little dangerously toward,

742
00:41:12,720 –> 00:41:16,480
almost like promoting the idea
that you could use the horse

743
00:41:16,480 –> 00:41:20,760
version safely because like all
the jokes around Joe Rogan were

744
00:41:20,760 –> 00:41:23,080
like, oh, he’s taking horse
drugs.

745
00:41:23,120 –> 00:41:25,760
Well, his followers are going to
see that and see that Joe Rogan

746
00:41:25,760 –> 00:41:28,800
was fine and they’re going to
go, I can take the horse drugs.

747
00:41:29,080 –> 00:41:31,000
And no, Joe Rogan wasn’t taking
the horse drugs.

748
00:41:31,000 –> 00:41:34,440
Granted, he was taking a drug
that didn’t work to write.

749
00:41:35,030 –> 00:41:42,190
Fight COVID, but he was taking a
human version of the horse drugs

750
00:41:42,190 –> 00:41:44,350
the.
Fact that it’s horse that

751
00:41:44,510 –> 00:41:47,270
hanging, clinging on to that,
it’s almost like that.

752
00:41:47,350 –> 00:41:50,710
The attorney general saying
brainwashed where it’s like this

753
00:41:50,710 –> 00:41:52,630
is hyperbole.
You’re stretching it for the

754
00:41:52,630 –> 00:41:54,590
joke.
I get it, it’s funny.

755
00:41:54,670 –> 00:41:57,790
But also the important thing
here is not that it’s a medicine

756
00:41:57,790 –> 00:42:00,630
for horses, but that it’s what,
an anti parasite.

757
00:42:00,630 –> 00:42:03,070
It’s like a deworming kind of
drug, right?

758
00:42:03,570 –> 00:42:07,970
Yeah, and.
It won like a Nobel Prize.

759
00:42:07,970 –> 00:42:11,090
It’s an interesting drug.
Where it’s human use, like it’s

760
00:42:11,090 –> 00:42:14,010
not a drug that has never been
used.

761
00:42:14,010 –> 00:42:14,770
Well, yeah.
No.

762
00:42:14,970 –> 00:42:17,330
Anything.
Yeah, parasites are gnarly.

763
00:42:17,330 –> 00:42:20,250
We need drugs to yeah, parasites
for sure.

764
00:42:20,290 –> 00:42:21,490
But.
It has.

765
00:42:21,530 –> 00:42:24,210
That’s what the drug is for, not
for respiratory.

766
00:42:24,490 –> 00:42:26,250
It has.
I mean, we don’t want any, we

767
00:42:26,250 –> 00:42:27,770
don’t need to relitigate the
entire thing.

768
00:42:27,770 –> 00:42:32,130
But it did have some interesting
use cases outside of parasites.

769
00:42:32,370 –> 00:42:35,170
But nothing that was.
Nothing that would make you

770
00:42:35,170 –> 00:42:37,290
think, oh, this will also cure
my COVID.

771
00:42:37,330 –> 00:42:39,170
Yeah, a lot of times that’s
true.

772
00:42:39,170 –> 00:42:41,890
A lot of times pharmaceuticals
do have like, you know, they’re

773
00:42:41,890 –> 00:42:44,570
being developed for one thing,
but they have other uses that

774
00:42:44,570 –> 00:42:48,980
are that are more usable.
Yeah, it’s a fascinating drug

775
00:42:48,980 –> 00:42:52,820
with a good, interesting
history, but unfortunately not

776
00:42:52,820 –> 00:42:54,540
what people were taking.
Right.

777
00:42:54,620 –> 00:42:58,300
And it sucks that it didn’t work
because it’s very cheap and

778
00:42:58,300 –> 00:43:02,420
readily available drug, which is
why people were looking into it.

779
00:43:02,420 –> 00:43:06,100
But yeah, the way it was
reported, like Andy said, people

780
00:43:06,100 –> 00:43:08,500
could not let go of the horse
drug.

781
00:43:08,860 –> 00:43:12,340
Aspect.
And that’s kind of what this

782
00:43:12,340 –> 00:43:17,380
lawsuit with the FDA is about.
Because at one point during all

783
00:43:17,380 –> 00:43:23,100
of this, the FDA tweeted a thing
that was like, stop it, you are

784
00:43:23,100 –> 00:43:26,500
not a horse in like with
hashtags and right, Yes,

785
00:43:26,900 –> 00:43:29,060
probably.
This stallion emoji or

786
00:43:29,060 –> 00:43:33,200
something?
The awful trend of government

787
00:43:33,240 –> 00:43:37,200
agencies tweeting?
Yeah, which just needs to stop

788
00:43:37,320 –> 00:43:39,480
and well.
They got the idea from corporate

789
00:43:39,480 –> 00:43:42,360
brands.
Well, they need to stop too.

790
00:43:42,520 –> 00:43:45,400
Yeah, so.
The thing is, it’s fine if the

791
00:43:45,400 –> 00:43:49,360
FDA wants to tweet.
Like, that’s as good of a way to

792
00:43:49,360 –> 00:43:52,640
get information out as any,
especially at that point in

793
00:43:52,640 –> 00:43:55,080
history, right?
Yeah, just don’t be all social

794
00:43:55,080 –> 00:43:56,670
media cute.
About it?

795
00:43:56,670 –> 00:43:58,430
Yeah, that’s.
I guess that’s what I mean.

796
00:43:58,430 –> 00:44:00,790
Really.
Yeah, that’s the part that

797
00:44:00,790 –> 00:44:05,110
sucks.
Like, I’m just the FDA tweeting

798
00:44:05,110 –> 00:44:09,190
a GIF of the fucking guy with
the steering wheel and I think

799
00:44:09,190 –> 00:44:11,870
you should leave.
Oh yeah, with like an overbecked

800
00:44:11,870 –> 00:44:15,350
in, like photoshopped over it.
That’s what the FDA is doing.

801
00:44:15,430 –> 00:44:17,830
Yeah.
The FDA does not need to clap

802
00:44:17,830 –> 00:44:22,750
back at anybody.
The the FDA needs to issue

803
00:44:22,750 –> 00:44:23,390
warnings.
The.

804
00:44:24,070 –> 00:44:27,390
FDA needs to administer.
Food and Drug?

805
00:44:28,150 –> 00:44:31,950
Exactly.
Approvals and information, not

806
00:44:32,750 –> 00:44:36,790
and that’s wind flame wars.
And that’s kind of what this

807
00:44:36,790 –> 00:44:39,470
lawsuit was about.
There were these three doctors

808
00:44:39,470 –> 00:44:43,390
who had been prescribing
ivermectin to treat their

809
00:44:43,390 –> 00:44:45,150
patients.
And again, that’s like, if you

810
00:44:45,150 –> 00:44:48,350
and your doctor talk about it
and you go for it like that’s

811
00:44:48,750 –> 00:44:50,230
that’s fucking up to you.
Yeah.

812
00:44:50,390 –> 00:44:53,070
And.
Their whole thing was, well, we

813
00:44:53,070 –> 00:44:56,110
lost our jobs.
We lost all our credibility

814
00:44:56,110 –> 00:44:59,150
because people thought we were
prescribing horse drugs.

815
00:44:59,470 –> 00:45:02,150
They were like, we were not
prescribing horse drugs.

816
00:45:03,190 –> 00:45:07,990
And like the FDA did issue a
separate statement that was

817
00:45:07,990 –> 00:45:10,630
like, well, here’s why.
You know, the human version

818
00:45:10,630 –> 00:45:12,310
isn’t really going to help
either.

819
00:45:12,390 –> 00:45:15,430
But, like, when they posted
that, they did like the horse

820
00:45:15,430 –> 00:45:18,670
joke thing too, right?
And these doctors were like.

821
00:45:19,110 –> 00:45:23,310
You fucking wrecked our careers.
Which probably not true, but

822
00:45:23,750 –> 00:45:27,590
sure, they sued in that case,
got thrown out, but then it got

823
00:45:27,590 –> 00:45:33,230
picked up by the 5th Circuit
Court of Appeals, which sounds

824
00:45:33,230 –> 00:45:37,790
like it needs its own sitcom.
Like they just sound like a

825
00:45:37,790 –> 00:45:41,870
haphazard bunch of right wing
lunatics, yeah?

826
00:45:42,510 –> 00:45:47,290
The Colonel Clink shit.
Like they’re just firing off the

827
00:45:47,290 –> 00:45:50,930
craziest opinions, knowing
someone’s going to be like,

828
00:45:50,930 –> 00:45:54,410
fucking no, undo that.
That thing you just did like

829
00:45:54,730 –> 00:45:57,930
that just happened recently.
They issued some ruling and

830
00:45:57,930 –> 00:46:00,570
like, immediately had to come
back eight hours later and be

831
00:46:00,570 –> 00:46:03,850
like, just kidding.
That’s against the law, what we

832
00:46:03,850 –> 00:46:07,810
did.
And so they picked this case up

833
00:46:07,890 –> 00:46:10,950
and.
That’s kind of their argument is

834
00:46:10,950 –> 00:46:14,630
that, well, the FDA can like
advise, but they can’t

835
00:46:14,790 –> 00:46:19,350
recommend, they can’t like tell
you to stop taking a drug, which

836
00:46:19,350 –> 00:46:23,230
is in effect what they did.
They said stop taking ivermectin

837
00:46:23,310 –> 00:46:27,270
and made it seem like it was a
drug strictly for horses.

838
00:46:27,550 –> 00:46:29,750
So the appeals court picked that
up.

839
00:46:29,750 –> 00:46:33,150
But also again, this is a is a
wacky bunch.

840
00:46:33,590 –> 00:46:38,070
And all they really did was send
it back to the original judge.

841
00:46:38,070 –> 00:46:41,830
And we’re like, OK, but what if
you thought the 2020 election

842
00:46:41,830 –> 00:46:45,230
was stolen?
Would that would that sway your

843
00:46:45,230 –> 00:46:47,710
opinion at all?
Like, what if you think Jesus

844
00:46:47,710 –> 00:46:50,350
appointed Donald Trump as our
forever president?

845
00:46:50,630 –> 00:46:52,790
And would you maybe rule
differently?

846
00:46:52,790 –> 00:46:54,670
Like, I don’t know what they’re
fucking expecting.

847
00:46:54,670 –> 00:46:57,790
No judge is going to get this
from these people and be like,

848
00:46:57,870 –> 00:47:00,640
Oh yeah, you’re right.
Yeah, yeah.

849
00:47:00,720 –> 00:47:02,960
Oh yeah.
The, UH, the organization that

850
00:47:02,960 –> 00:47:07,040
was created to tell people what
drugs are safe to take and what

851
00:47:07,040 –> 00:47:11,120
drugs are not safe to take, they
can no longer do that, right?

852
00:47:11,200 –> 00:47:14,120
Yeah, They can’t tell you.
They can tell you if it’s safe.

853
00:47:14,120 –> 00:47:16,080
They just can’t tell you not to
take it.

854
00:47:16,320 –> 00:47:17,960
I mean, I’m fine if.
It’s not safe.

855
00:47:18,160 –> 00:47:22,080
I’m fine if the court comes down
back with a like, OK, but like,

856
00:47:22,080 –> 00:47:24,200
don’t meme it anymore, all
right?

857
00:47:24,280 –> 00:47:24,840
Right.
Not.

858
00:47:25,220 –> 00:47:27,900
You’re not the federal dunking
administration.

859
00:47:29,340 –> 00:47:32,020
If the ruling comes back as
you’re no longer allowed to

860
00:47:32,020 –> 00:47:35,940
tweet through it, then I’m fine
with it, yeah.

861
00:47:36,420 –> 00:47:39,100
Yeah, yeah, because that is
legislation we need.

862
00:47:39,100 –> 00:47:41,140
I’ve said it before, the minute
Obama tweeted.

863
00:47:41,220 –> 00:47:43,340
We as a nation, the worst
tweets.

864
00:47:43,780 –> 00:47:46,300
We should have taken to the
streets and been like, Nope,

865
00:47:46,620 –> 00:47:48,500
yeah.
No, president doesn’t get to

866
00:47:48,500 –> 00:47:51,440
talk to us that way.
No politicians.

867
00:47:51,440 –> 00:47:54,080
Honestly, yeah.
As much as I like AOC or

868
00:47:54,080 –> 00:47:57,240
whatever, like I don’t need any
of them to have Twitter

869
00:47:57,240 –> 00:47:59,600
accounts.
Yeah, but we were like, oh,

870
00:47:59,600 –> 00:48:01,880
Obama’s the social media
president.

871
00:48:02,120 –> 00:48:04,040
Like, now Trump’s the social
president.

872
00:48:04,240 –> 00:48:07,680
Yeah.
And he’s the real social media.

873
00:48:07,880 –> 00:48:11,480
He’s he’s like if social media
became presidents.

874
00:48:12,280 –> 00:48:13,400
Exactly.
Guess what?

875
00:48:13,400 –> 00:48:17,720
It’s not a public utility.
It’s a private corporation.

876
00:48:17,720 –> 00:48:22,110
Which means yeah.
It’s gonna amplify not the not

877
00:48:22,110 –> 00:48:24,270
the egalitarian voices.
No, no.

878
00:48:24,990 –> 00:48:26,750
Never.
Speaking, I remember when F the

879
00:48:26,750 –> 00:48:30,230
FDA had TIG Notaro’s Twitter and
they were supposed to give it to

880
00:48:30,230 –> 00:48:33,470
me and they they gave it to Dave
Ross instead.

881
00:48:33,750 –> 00:48:35,430
Wow.
Oh wow.

882
00:48:35,550 –> 00:48:37,430
Wow.
I’ve never had Tig Notaro’s

883
00:48:37,430 –> 00:48:41,320
Twitter, although that kind of
falls on Dave for not sending it

884
00:48:41,320 –> 00:48:43,520
over to you.
Yeah, well, he should know

885
00:48:43,520 –> 00:48:45,240
better.
He’d already promised it to

886
00:48:45,240 –> 00:48:49,800
Obama, so and all he and all he
tweeted was what day is it?

887
00:48:52,160 –> 00:48:54,400
It’s a real deep that’s Dave
Ross.

888
00:48:54,440 –> 00:48:57,280
Twitter, Dave Ross.
Stands who listen.

889
00:48:59,440 –> 00:49:03,320
I mean, I love Dave Ross.
He’s part of that 2016.

890
00:49:03,820 –> 00:49:08,780
Chicago Cubs World Series.
Also, you can’t forget his

891
00:49:08,780 –> 00:49:11,740
Dancing with the Stars stint.
Right, right.

892
00:49:11,820 –> 00:49:12,780
Exactly.
Yeah.

893
00:49:12,780 –> 00:49:16,340
Well, I feel like I’ve.
I’m totally out of step with

894
00:49:16,340 –> 00:49:17,580
whatever you guys are talking
about.

895
00:49:18,660 –> 00:49:21,140
I am too.
Like what Dave Ross, are you

896
00:49:21,140 –> 00:49:22,700
talking?
Oh, comedian Dave Ross.

897
00:49:22,700 –> 00:49:26,780
The comedian Dave Ross.
Not the Chicago Cubs catcher.

898
00:49:27,460 –> 00:49:28,940
He’s still, he’s their manager
now.

899
00:49:29,590 –> 00:49:32,270
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he’s as far as I’m

900
00:49:32,270 –> 00:49:35,910
concerned, the Cubs existed as
an organization until 2016.

901
00:49:35,950 –> 00:49:37,430
I mean, they’re doing all right
this year.

902
00:49:37,430 –> 00:49:40,350
We’re in the playoff hunt.
Got some some young rookies.

903
00:49:40,550 –> 00:49:42,830
Yeah, it’s fine.
That’s for another podcast.

904
00:49:42,830 –> 00:49:44,470
Yeah, let’s.
I don’t even like sports.

905
00:49:46,790 –> 00:49:48,350
Me either.
What are we talking about again,

906
00:49:48,350 –> 00:49:50,910
Jeff Ross?
Well, I’ll tell you one thing,

907
00:49:50,990 –> 00:49:55,950
fross.
So yeah, let’s talk about one

908
00:49:55,950 –> 00:50:00,030
last story that also serves as a
reminder that, you know,

909
00:50:00,030 –> 00:50:02,150
sometimes some people just
shouldn’t talk.

910
00:50:02,350 –> 00:50:06,990
Like, yeah, some people just
should go somewhere and like,

911
00:50:06,990 –> 00:50:10,950
shut up forever.
And I think Giuliani qualifies

912
00:50:11,630 –> 00:50:15,030
as one of those people.
Remember for like a week when we

913
00:50:15,030 –> 00:50:16,710
thought that guy was just going
to melt?

914
00:50:16,830 –> 00:50:19,350
Yeah, Remember.
Remember for a week when we

915
00:50:19,350 –> 00:50:21,390
thought he was going to save
America?

916
00:50:23,080 –> 00:50:25,560
No, I don’t remember that.
No, I actually don’t remember

917
00:50:25,560 –> 00:50:28,320
that one.
I mean 9/11 he was pretty

918
00:50:28,320 –> 00:50:31,720
popular.
He was very popular in 2001.

919
00:50:32,120 –> 00:50:35,880
Yeah, that’s what I mean.
But yeah, he’s hit the point

920
00:50:35,880 –> 00:50:37,680
where he should probably shut
up.

921
00:50:37,680 –> 00:50:40,960
Now he’s getting sued by Hunter
Biden.

922
00:50:40,960 –> 00:50:44,310
Someone who?
To his credit, I’ve never heard

923
00:50:44,310 –> 00:50:46,230
him talk.
Yeah, I know.

924
00:50:46,230 –> 00:50:49,030
I don’t know anything about that
guy other than what right

925
00:50:49,030 –> 00:50:52,550
wingers say.
Yeah, so I know what is not true

926
00:50:52,550 –> 00:50:54,750
about him.
Yeah, all I know about Hunter

927
00:50:54,750 –> 00:50:58,030
Biden is what right wingers
steal from his computer.

928
00:50:58,070 –> 00:51:03,470
Exactly Or allegedly.
Speaking of that, Rudy Giuliani

929
00:51:03,470 –> 00:51:07,550
is being sued by Hunter Biden
because Giuliani broke into

930
00:51:07,550 –> 00:51:11,430
Hunter Biden’s computer, or
someone working on Giuliani’s

931
00:51:11,430 –> 00:51:16,030
behalf hacked into Hunter
Biden’s computer and stole a

932
00:51:16,030 –> 00:51:18,990
bunch of data from him.
And here’s the thing, that is a

933
00:51:18,990 –> 00:51:21,270
crime.
It’s just usually pretty hard to

934
00:51:21,270 –> 00:51:24,630
prosecute because you don’t
really know who did it.

935
00:51:24,630 –> 00:51:26,750
Like, right?
There might be a digital trail

936
00:51:26,750 –> 00:51:29,750
of some sort, but people who are
good enough at it to do that,

937
00:51:29,750 –> 00:51:31,450
right?
Aren’t going to leave a ton of

938
00:51:31,450 –> 00:51:33,410
evidence in their.
Wake So.

939
00:51:35,330 –> 00:51:39,170
So to actually get caught doing
that, you have to do something

940
00:51:39,170 –> 00:51:45,810
like say go on an episode of
your podcast and hold up a

941
00:51:45,810 –> 00:51:49,410
laptop and say this belongs to
Hunter Biden.

942
00:51:50,210 –> 00:51:53,810
And then brag for a few minutes
about how you copied all the

943
00:51:53,810 –> 00:51:57,370
data from that computer to your
own computer.

944
00:51:57,730 –> 00:51:58,570
And then you’re going to want
to.

945
00:51:58,980 –> 00:52:03,340
Upload that to Apple podcast
Stitcher.

946
00:52:03,540 –> 00:52:06,980
That’s not a thing anymore.
You know, all the hosts, like

947
00:52:06,980 –> 00:52:11,500
all the platforms, so people
hear it and then you can be sued

948
00:52:11,500 –> 00:52:14,140
for breaking into someone’s.
You know, I gotta say, this is

949
00:52:14,140 –> 00:52:18,260
an interesting way to learn that
Rudy Giuliani has a podcast.

950
00:52:18,820 –> 00:52:21,060
Sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Jesus.

951
00:52:21,380 –> 00:52:24,980
America’s mayor Live.
Fuck office.

952
00:52:25,020 –> 00:52:27,580
There’s no way that’s live, no
the hell.

953
00:52:30,230 –> 00:52:34,070
If it is, and you’re able to
call in, oh boy, would I like to

954
00:52:34,070 –> 00:52:36,310
call in?
Well, that should be an episode,

955
00:52:36,550 –> 00:52:40,950
definitely.
And that is exactly what he did.

956
00:52:40,950 –> 00:52:44,190
He went on his podcast and was
like Hard Biden’s laptop.

957
00:52:44,230 –> 00:52:48,310
See.
And so you never take me alive.

958
00:52:48,390 –> 00:52:50,990
See.
So one of Biden’s suing him.

959
00:52:50,990 –> 00:52:53,650
And here’s the thing.
Like, fuck both sides of this

960
00:52:53,650 –> 00:52:55,650
story.
Like Hunter, Biden can burn for

961
00:52:55,650 –> 00:52:57,450
all I care.
I’m sure I don’t give a fuck

962
00:52:57,450 –> 00:53:02,610
about Hunter, Biden, Hunter.
Biden is the Marie Antoinette of

963
00:53:02,610 –> 00:53:04,890
our time.
Sure.

964
00:53:05,850 –> 00:53:08,410
Like, look, the only thing I
would the only time I would ever

965
00:53:08,410 –> 00:53:11,850
care about Hunter Biden is if
he’s passing the blunt That is

966
00:53:11,850 –> 00:53:12,890
it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

967
00:53:12,890 –> 00:53:16,810
Look, apparently he’s got a lot
of porn videos of himself.

968
00:53:17,690 –> 00:53:19,850
Cool.
Yeah, that’s all right.

969
00:53:19,850 –> 00:53:21,970
Sure.
He’s he’s attractive.

970
00:53:22,350 –> 00:53:25,870
You could get the Hunter Biden.
Right.

971
00:53:26,550 –> 00:53:29,070
He’s like a Sean Williams Scott
character.

972
00:53:29,390 –> 00:53:33,150
He’s a.
He looks like my old boss at

973
00:53:33,150 –> 00:53:35,030
Playboy.
Like yeah.

974
00:53:35,030 –> 00:53:36,190
Oh really?
Yeah.

975
00:53:36,350 –> 00:53:38,350
Jimmy Jelinick.
Oh shit.

976
00:53:38,510 –> 00:53:41,230
Yeah, he just, but you know.
He’s yeah, fuck him.

977
00:53:41,230 –> 00:53:44,150
Like, I’m sure he’s an asshole.
I’m sure he’s an asshole.

978
00:53:44,150 –> 00:53:45,670
I’m sure if I met him I would
hate him.

979
00:53:45,750 –> 00:53:48,990
But also like anytime his name
comes up, I can’t be help but be

980
00:53:48,990 –> 00:53:50,910
like poor kid never had a
chance.

981
00:53:51,470 –> 00:53:54,150
No.
And like and look, you know, I

982
00:53:54,150 –> 00:53:56,070
don’t like the guy I don’t
really care about the one way or

983
00:53:56,070 –> 00:53:58,030
the other.
But you do make a good point,

984
00:53:58,030 –> 00:54:02,670
Adam, in that if this room Don
Jr. like Don Jr. is just as much

985
00:54:02,670 –> 00:54:06,270
of A criminal as Hunter Biden or
maybe more and that guy

986
00:54:06,270 –> 00:54:08,950
absolutely more.
And that guy was on every

987
00:54:08,950 –> 00:54:14,840
goddamn news network and non
Twitter and everywhere talking

988
00:54:14,840 –> 00:54:17,600
non-stop.
And I will take Hunter Biden

989
00:54:17,600 –> 00:54:20,120
over that shit any day of the
week.

990
00:54:20,200 –> 00:54:22,400
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like Hunter Biden takes

991
00:54:22,400 –> 00:54:24,960
pictures of himself smoking
crack.

992
00:54:29,010 –> 00:54:30,610
Crack.
This is what I’m saying.

993
00:54:30,610 –> 00:54:34,490
You gotta love it.
Crack holds, I think, the lone

994
00:54:34,490 –> 00:54:38,890
distinction of being the one
drug that it’s still not cool to

995
00:54:38,890 –> 00:54:42,050
use.
That is true.

996
00:54:42,290 –> 00:54:44,170
Yeah.
You could tell someone you tried

997
00:54:44,170 –> 00:54:47,050
heroin and they’re going to be
like, oh shit, what was it like?

998
00:54:47,130 –> 00:54:49,450
If you tell them you smoked
crack, they’re going to be like

999
00:54:49,450 –> 00:54:52,530
you, degenerate.
Fuck, This is how you know is

1000
00:54:52,650 –> 00:54:56,450
because there’s no songs about
how great doing crack is like.

1001
00:54:56,650 –> 00:55:01,010
Even crack songs, crack raps.
They’re about selling crack.

1002
00:55:01,010 –> 00:55:03,010
They’re not about doing it.
Yeah, that’s true.

1003
00:55:03,210 –> 00:55:05,330
And they’re still like Breaking
Bad for crack.

1004
00:55:07,010 –> 00:55:09,450
Yeah, even meth is sexier than
crack.

1005
00:55:09,890 –> 00:55:12,410
Yeah, even the wire was more
about heroin.

1006
00:55:12,980 –> 00:55:15,860
Yeah, yeah.
Like, yeah, The only cool shows

1007
00:55:15,860 –> 00:55:18,860
about crack are the ones about
how the CIA sold it, right?

1008
00:55:19,260 –> 00:55:21,140
Yes, I was just thinking about
snowfall.

1009
00:55:21,140 –> 00:55:24,060
Yeah, exactly.
Which is just like a mainstream

1010
00:55:24,060 –> 00:55:28,380
TV show and CIA’s still in
business.

1011
00:55:28,460 –> 00:55:30,800
Yep, great.
They’re not cancelled.

1012
00:55:32,440 –> 00:55:33,280
Wow.
Hunter Biden.

1013
00:55:33,280 –> 00:55:36,800
So Hunter Biden.
How do we feel about the laptop

1014
00:55:36,800 –> 00:55:40,880
story?
I feel like it is a mix of fact

1015
00:55:41,000 –> 00:55:43,880
and fiction.
I don’t doubt that they found

1016
00:55:43,880 –> 00:55:47,040
some shit on Hunter Biden’s
laptop, but I.

1017
00:55:47,580 –> 00:55:52,180
Also, don’t think the laptop
that was taken to that store was

1018
00:55:52,180 –> 00:55:56,300
Hunter Biden’s laptop.
No, I definitely don’t think the

1019
00:55:56,420 –> 00:56:02,660
the blind pawn shop.
Guy, it’s not an accident that

1020
00:56:02,660 –> 00:56:07,340
they just like they didn’t just
stumble upon the one semi blind

1021
00:56:07,340 –> 00:56:11,500
right wing leaning computer
repair shop in the northeast.

1022
00:56:12,230 –> 00:56:15,510
Exactly.
That laptop off and go, hello, I

1023
00:56:15,590 –> 00:56:18,990
am Hunter Biden.
I’m never coming back for this.

1024
00:56:19,470 –> 00:56:23,790
Like, what the fuck?
And when people ask Giuliani to

1025
00:56:23,790 –> 00:56:27,430
just, well, like, you know, show
us, show us the evidence you

1026
00:56:27,430 –> 00:56:30,110
have against Hunter Biden, I say
it all the time.

1027
00:56:30,270 –> 00:56:33,700
His response was no.
Because you’ll just try to

1028
00:56:33,700 –> 00:56:38,220
debunk it.
Well, yes, exactly, exactly like

1029
00:56:38,300 –> 00:56:39,060
any.
You know what?

1030
00:56:39,100 –> 00:56:40,980
You’ve you’ve fucking got me,
Rudy.

1031
00:56:43,500 –> 00:56:44,580
Oh, how?
How?

1032
00:56:44,580 –> 00:56:49,740
Just sniff out my liberal
agenda, trying to verify that

1033
00:56:49,740 –> 00:56:51,860
outlandish claims about a
person.

1034
00:56:51,860 –> 00:56:55,820
Or true.
Yeah, like my main take away

1035
00:56:55,820 –> 00:56:59,620
from the Hunter Biden laptop is
I don’t give a shit whatsoever.

1036
00:56:59,860 –> 00:57:01,460
He could be true.
It could be false.

1037
00:57:01,460 –> 00:57:03,850
Who cares?
The only reason I would give a

1038
00:57:03,850 –> 00:57:07,770
shit is because it means that
like if he gets away with this,

1039
00:57:07,890 –> 00:57:10,170
it’s like, well truly, there’s
no filter.

1040
00:57:10,170 –> 00:57:12,210
I mean, they’re obviously
already wasn’t one.

1041
00:57:12,620 –> 00:57:16,020
But like, it’s not so much that
I worry about Hunter Biden and

1042
00:57:16,020 –> 00:57:19,060
his security.
It’s like everybody else that

1043
00:57:19,060 –> 00:57:21,260
this could be a precedent for
if, like.

1044
00:57:21,860 –> 00:57:24,020
But also, it’s definitely not
his laptop.

1045
00:57:24,300 –> 00:57:26,820
Like at least the one Julian
holding up.

1046
00:57:26,820 –> 00:57:29,020
That’s a prop.
Probably, probably.

1047
00:57:29,140 –> 00:57:32,860
But he did admit to a crime on a
on a recording.

1048
00:57:32,860 –> 00:57:35,220
And yeah.
If that ended up with, if it

1049
00:57:35,300 –> 00:57:38,780
ends up with Rudy Giuliani going
to prison or suffering some sort

1050
00:57:38,780 –> 00:57:41,820
of consequences, I would be, I
would go into that.

1051
00:57:42,020 –> 00:57:43,860
That would be.
Deferable Actually, Yeah.

1052
00:57:43,940 –> 00:57:45,140
Yeah.
That I can’t.

1053
00:57:45,140 –> 00:57:46,660
I can’t even say.
Well, I don’t care if he goes.

1054
00:57:46,660 –> 00:57:49,500
No, I want him to.
No, I would like for him to the

1055
00:57:49,500 –> 00:57:51,780
motherfucker.
Yeah, I would like for him to

1056
00:57:51,780 –> 00:57:53,140
suffer.
That would be good.

1057
00:57:53,300 –> 00:57:55,500
And you know what?
It’s also fine that Hunter Biden

1058
00:57:55,580 –> 00:57:57,660
might go to jail.
Sure, I don’t really care.

1059
00:57:58,020 –> 00:58:00,900
This is the whole right wing
thing where they think that

1060
00:58:00,980 –> 00:58:05,890
because they would be
scandalized if like Don Jr. was

1061
00:58:05,890 –> 00:58:08,610
sent to prison or whatever and
they would be up in arms, that

1062
00:58:08,610 –> 00:58:11,890
we would be up in arms about
Hunter Biden going to prison

1063
00:58:11,890 –> 00:58:14,450
when that is just not how people
on the left operate.

1064
00:58:14,970 –> 00:58:18,930
That is literally just, it’s the
same with all the like, oh, how

1065
00:58:18,930 –> 00:58:23,130
would you feel if a member, a
congressman that you cared about

1066
00:58:23,330 –> 00:58:26,490
was in this scandal?
And it’s like, well, fuck him,

1067
00:58:26,570 –> 00:58:28,750
OK?
Yeah, you know how I’ve slept

1068
00:58:28,750 –> 00:58:31,390
like a fucking baby since Al
Franken left town?

1069
00:58:31,750 –> 00:58:32,830
Exactly.
I.

1070
00:58:33,350 –> 00:58:35,750
Give a shit.
It’s like, oh, what if Clinton

1071
00:58:35,750 –> 00:58:38,710
was on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane?
Well, fuck him.

1072
00:58:38,710 –> 00:58:40,830
He should fucking burn in hell.
Jesus.

1073
00:58:41,870 –> 00:58:43,710
Well.
We’re even like anytime, you

1074
00:58:43,710 –> 00:58:45,590
know, like Tucker Carlson where
it’s like.

1075
00:58:45,980 –> 00:58:47,540
Oh, yeah.
You’re gonna cancel Tucker.

1076
00:58:47,540 –> 00:58:50,020
Let’s see what you’ll say if we
come for Bill Maher.

1077
00:58:51,180 –> 00:58:52,700
Always love that one.
Please.

1078
00:58:52,780 –> 00:58:56,620
We’ll tie him up for you.
Yeah, it’s very funny that they

1079
00:58:56,620 –> 00:59:00,940
think our version of Tucker
Carlson is Bill Maher.

1080
00:59:00,940 –> 00:59:04,220
And I guess they’re.
I guess they’re not wrong.

1081
00:59:04,700 –> 00:59:07,220
Like, I guess he’s kind of what
it is.

1082
00:59:07,220 –> 00:59:09,820
But yeah, it’s not.
It really says more about Tucker

1083
00:59:09,820 –> 00:59:13,390
Carlson than anybody else.
Yeah, yeah.

1084
00:59:13,390 –> 00:59:16,470
It seems so confusing because,
like, I don’t think our side

1085
00:59:16,470 –> 00:59:21,550
wants a Tucker Carlson, but we
have, and it’s Bill Maher.

1086
00:59:21,550 –> 00:59:23,710
Like, yeah.
And we don’t like him, yeah.

1087
00:59:23,950 –> 00:59:25,510
Well, I don’t even think he’s
he’s not.

1088
00:59:25,510 –> 00:59:28,630
I don’t consider him our side
because he’s well, sure he’s.

1089
00:59:28,710 –> 00:59:32,870
Basically right way, but from
the but from the Liberal.

1090
00:59:32,870 –> 00:59:36,670
Morons for classical liberal.
Yeah, he’s fucking mouth

1091
00:59:36,750 –> 00:59:38,590
breathing right wing pieces of
shit.

1092
00:59:40,070 –> 00:59:41,530
Yeah.
All right.

1093
00:59:41,610 –> 00:59:43,330
I think we did it.
That’s our episode.

1094
00:59:43,810 –> 00:59:45,810
Know everything they need to
know now.

1095
00:59:46,170 –> 00:59:48,810
Yeah, they’re.
Well equipped to handle the

1096
00:59:48,810 –> 00:59:51,570
world.
Yeah, everybody.

1097
00:59:51,690 –> 00:59:55,690
They water for tomorrow.
When you’re chitchat workers and

1098
00:59:55,690 –> 00:59:58,370
someone says the word
conspiracy, now you got

1099
00:59:58,370 –> 01:00:01,050
something to talk about.
Yeah, and they bring up the new

1100
01:00:01,050 –> 01:00:02,570
Frasier.
You can tell them it’s going to

1101
01:00:02,570 –> 01:00:05,330
suck.
Yeah, the new Frasier will suck,

1102
01:00:06,680 –> 01:00:08,680
but people don’t have water
coolers now.

1103
01:00:08,680 –> 01:00:11,240
They’re too busy being on their
fucking phones.

1104
01:00:11,440 –> 01:00:14,560
Oh yeah, millennials.
Millennials killed the water

1105
01:00:14,560 –> 01:00:17,280
cooler industry.
Their avocado phones.

1106
01:00:17,920 –> 01:00:20,280
Nobody wants the water cooler
anymore.

1107
01:00:20,680 –> 01:00:23,240
Yeah, and I mean, in their
defense, I did try the Water

1108
01:00:23,240 –> 01:00:25,560
Cooler app and it’s pretty
fucking great.

1109
01:00:25,800 –> 01:00:29,000
Like, yeah, I mean, it rules.
It’s like the ice gonna replace

1110
01:00:29,160 –> 01:00:31,700
water.
Like you can fit like 5 gallons

1111
01:00:31,700 –> 01:00:33,220
in your phone.
How?

1112
01:00:33,300 –> 01:00:35,100
How crazy.
It’s crazy.

1113
01:00:35,180 –> 01:00:40,220
So thank you both for doing pod.
What do we have to plug before

1114
01:00:40,220 –> 01:00:42,500
we get out of here?
I have a show November 10th at

1115
01:00:42,500 –> 01:00:46,780
the Sardine in San Pedro.
I’m on the lineup.

1116
01:00:46,780 –> 01:00:50,580
Connor Mcspadden, Lindsey Adams.
We’re all doing comedy.

1117
01:00:50,660 –> 01:00:54,340
And then there’s going to be
bands after Danger Van Gorder

1118
01:00:54,380 –> 01:00:56,140
and countless thousands are
doing a set.

1119
01:00:56,180 –> 01:00:59,800
And then?
You know some other bands, so

1120
01:00:59,800 –> 01:01:03,640
keep your eyes peeled for that.
Tickets will be on sale soon.

1121
01:01:04,000 –> 01:01:07,880
I love other bands.
Yeah, other bands are great, but

1122
01:01:07,880 –> 01:01:09,600
so is countless thousands.
Come see?

1123
01:01:09,640 –> 01:01:12,080
Yeah.
I only like countless thousands.

1124
01:01:12,240 –> 01:01:15,520
I do not like any other bands.
That’s fair.

1125
01:01:15,760 –> 01:01:18,000
That’s fair.
Andy, what do you got to plug?

1126
01:01:19,960 –> 01:01:22,240
Looking for the boys?
Same thing I plug every time

1127
01:01:22,240 –> 01:01:27,700
we’re in Season 6 now.
We’re taking a little saw to see

1128
01:01:27,700 –> 01:01:32,140
through the Saw movies and
that’s that’s what’s going on

1129
01:01:32,140 –> 01:01:33,900
with me.
Might have some other stuff up

1130
01:01:33,900 –> 01:01:36,740
my sleeves, but at the moment
that’s it.

1131
01:01:37,300 –> 01:01:41,380
Cool you know I’m on x.com at Hi
there.

1132
01:01:41,380 –> 01:01:46,780
Hi darling.
But I I would just like to take

1133
01:01:46,780 –> 01:01:52,220
this moment to to to personally
shout out whoever spoofed my

1134
01:01:52,220 –> 01:01:57,480
debit card and went on a $4000
gasoline shopping spree through

1135
01:01:57,480 –> 01:01:59,160
the valley.
Stop.

1136
01:01:59,360 –> 01:02:01,800
Please stop.
I’m really sick of spending

1137
01:02:01,800 –> 01:02:04,800
every morning on the phone with
Chase getting your shit

1138
01:02:04,800 –> 01:02:07,640
reversed, so please stop
stealing my money.

1139
01:02:07,640 –> 01:02:10,560
I don’t have very much.
That sucks.

1140
01:02:10,880 –> 01:02:13,480
The valley, the valley we’re in,
the.

1141
01:02:13,480 –> 01:02:16,000
All through it.
All through the whole, Sherman

1142
01:02:16,000 –> 01:02:19,720
Oaks, Tarzana are.
They getting out to Encino,

1143
01:02:19,800 –> 01:02:22,680
Northridge, Chatsworth, Encino,
Carson, Yam.

1144
01:02:23,230 –> 01:02:26,190
Oh gosh.
Just buying gas everywhere or

1145
01:02:26,190 –> 01:02:27,630
you know.
And it’s expensive.

1146
01:02:27,630 –> 01:02:30,950
Like getting $200.00 charges at
the time at multiple gas

1147
01:02:30,950 –> 01:02:33,470
stations, yeah.
So yeah, that’s gotta be like a

1148
01:02:33,470 –> 01:02:35,270
ring.
It’s it’s a yeah, it’s

1149
01:02:35,310 –> 01:02:37,350
something.
That’s gotta be an open liker.

1150
01:02:37,510 –> 01:02:39,230
Yeah, it probably is.
It might be.

1151
01:02:39,230 –> 01:02:39,510
Yeah.
You.

1152
01:02:39,550 –> 01:02:41,590
Shouldn’t have gone to the you
know.

1153
01:02:41,590 –> 01:02:43,230
Or the liquid zoo.
Or whatever.

1154
01:02:43,390 –> 01:02:45,950
I was gonna say there was a
$400.00 charge from the Liquid

1155
01:02:45,950 –> 01:02:48,270
zoo.
That’s really.

1156
01:02:48,630 –> 01:02:50,430
That was what it was.
Alright, it’s.

1157
01:02:50,510 –> 01:02:54,110
Talmo Talmo’s Got your card,
Talbo?

1158
01:02:56,070 –> 01:02:59,470
And I think that’s it.
Stop using Olivia’s debit card.

1159
01:02:59,470 –> 01:03:02,910
Please, please, please please.
And goodbye everybody.

1160
01:03:02,910 –> 01:03:04,150
We love you.
Bye.

1161
01:03:04,350 –> 01:03:25,930
Bye.
Is not to be destroyed.