Conspiracy! The Show 288: The Trial of Hunter Biden

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Welcome to Conspiracy The Show,
the world’s most trusted

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conspiracy theory podcast, with
your hosts Adam Todd Brown and

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Olivia Hydar.
Hey everybody, welcome to

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Conspiracy the show.
I am your host, Adam Todd Brown

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joining me as Co host this week,
Jen Scott’s here.

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Wow, it’s me.
Hello.

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You all know Jen from podcasts
on the network and from being an

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Internet personality, right?
It’s true.

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You know me.
They fucking better.

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They fucking better and if they
didn’t, they do now act like you

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know he’s.
So weird if this is the first

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time you heard me talk.
Yeah, that would be strange.

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If it is hi.
And Speaking of people, I’ve

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never heard talk, we’re talking
about Hunter Biden this week.

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You’ve never heard him talk.
That’s one of the things I

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really respect about this guy.
I’ve never heard him say a

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fucking word in my life.
Which?

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I’m pretty sure I’ve heard him
talk.

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That’s the way to be like if
you’re the president’s son.

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Shut the fuck up and do crack.
Yeah, yeah, shut up and smoke

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crack like a patriot.
God, do you love America or not?

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I love a rich crack smoker
because that’s a decision me.

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No what?
Well.

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I mean, I’ve tried it.
Maybe there’s good crack and we

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just don’t know.
Well, I get why crack is as

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addictive as it is.
I’ve tried it, it’s great.

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It scared me when I tried it on
accident, but that’s very

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surprising.
Hi.

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My first thought when I tried it
was, oh, I can’t do this two

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days in a row or I’ll be doing
it the rest of my life.

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And I stuck to that.
And I only smoked crack once,

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twice.
I think it was twice, actually.

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But we’re talking about Hunter
Biden because he has just been

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convicted of crimes.
Jen, are you OK?

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How are you holding up now that
Hunter Biden’s been taken down

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by the justice system?
I’ve been really unwell since I

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heard about this.
I have been beside myself.

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Same same.
Yeah, it really matters to me.

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I think there were people on the
right who were maybe expecting

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that.
Like not our president’s son.

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Yeah, I don’t know that there’s
anyone that has an actual

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feeling about Hunter Biden.
Either way, I don’t know anyone

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who gives a shit about this in.
More than a feeling I do and

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it’s his dealer.
Oh yeah, that’s true.

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Yeah, his drug dealers probably
bummed out.

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It’s probably the FBI.
Yeah, I wouldn’t.

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That wouldn’t surprise me.
Let’s be honest, I’m just

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starting conspiracies.
I love this podcast.

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The FBI sold Hunter Biden all
the crack he ever had.

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I mean, that wouldn’t surprise
me whatsoever.

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Me either.
That’s why it’s a good

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conspiracy, yeah.
Absolutely.

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So we’re going to talk about
Hunter Biden’s convictions and

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his trial and what it all means
for the future.

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We did a similar episode about
Trump’s convictions on the You

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Don’t Even Like This Show
podcast.

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You can go listen to that if you
haven’t.

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It’s a solo episode.
So Hunter Biden, trailblazer

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alert he is the first child of a
sitting president to be

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convicted of crime.
Congrats, dude.

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You really have to be hated by
someone to be the president’s

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kid.
And you can’t get out of crimes.

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Yeah, the fuck or you have to be
such a fuck ass.

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Yeah, and I think Hunter Biden
was or is such a fuck ass.

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Yeah, also, I really always want
to say his name in a British

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accent.
Hunter Biden.

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Oh, oh, Biden then.
Oh, Biden.

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It just sounds better.
Hunter Biden.

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Hunter Biden is the kind of guy
who takes selfies of himself

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smoking crack, which smoking
crack is supposed to be a

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shameful thing.
He lives.

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You wouldn’t take a picture of
yourself injecting heroin

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probably, unless you’re like
David Bowie in the 70s or

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something.
I could never wrap my head

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around him taking that crack
selfie with the crack pipe.

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Who’s he sending that to?
His dad.

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Probably.
Hey Dad, just checking in.

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I want to see the crack picture
Joe Biden sent him in response.

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Yeah.
Some kind of old?

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Maybe the Biden family just
shouldn’t have phones.

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I have said for a long time that
elected officials should not be

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on social media.
The minute Obama jumped on

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Twitter, we should have been in
the street.

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That was dumb, yeah.
But now here we are.

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His crime is very simple to
explain.

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He lied about being a drug user
on an application to buy a gun.

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Drug users can’t.
Whatever.

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Even if you’re in a state with
legal weed, you have to choose

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between gun ownership and weed
smokers ship usually.

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Lame.
I thought this was America.

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I love drugs.
I love gun.

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What the fuck?
I didn’t know that.

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I didn’t know that and would
have also lied.

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Yeah, this is a thing, I bet.
Lots and lots and lots and lots

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of people lie about.
I would say like Infinity,

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people have done this.
Yes, and most of them people.

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Are doing this right now.
Oh, for sure.

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And most of them do not go to
trial for it like Hunter Biden

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did.
That’s one important thing to

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note here.
Oh, most of them get high and

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shoot guns.
Hell yeah.

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Which two great tastes that
tastes great together, You know,

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drugs and guns, ye?
It’s like.

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Chocolate and peanut butter,
swimming and alcohol.

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I know when I think drugs, I
think guns.

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When I think guns, I think
drugs.

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Hell yes, he purchased a Colt
Cobra 38 Special revolver in

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October 2018.
I.

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Looked up.
Not a gun worth going to jail

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for boys and girls.
Yeah, a revolver.

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It’s like a put in your purse
ass gun.

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Did you see how small this gun
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I mean, I’ve seen a 38 Special
before.

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They’re not big, no.
That’s like kill your husband in

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the 40s gun.
Maybe that’s what he’s planning

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to do with it.
Oh, kill his husband in the

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past?
That makes more sense.

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Yes, you need the drugs for
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That is what I meant.
When you do that, you have to

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fill out an ATF form, ask
questions about whether you’re

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in the country illegally, if
you’ve ever been committed to a

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mental institution, et cetera.
And one of those questions is,

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are you an unlawful user of or
addicted to marijuana or any

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depressant, stimulant, narcotic
drug or any other controlled

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substance?
So I wonder if they mean like

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ADHD drugs also.
I bet they do if.

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You’re addicted to anything they
say.

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No shootie.
I want to look that up.

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Can you buy a gun if you take
ADHD meds?

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Yeah, can you buy a gun if
you’re on Adderall?

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Adderall.
God damn, that’s the worst

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hybrid.
Chicago, LA voice saying

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anything that’s ever happened.
Adderall.

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I’m sorry, did you live in
Chicago and then live in the

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Valley?
Yes.

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I’m so sorry.
What a confusing answer.

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OK, Slay.
Well-being prescribed with

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Adderall prevent you from being
able to own a gun and and.

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The answer is if you’re a bitch
about it.

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The answer is no.
Taking a prescribed medication

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does not appear in the list of
prohibitions for law abiding gun

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owners.
Yay, yay.

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What if you told a doctor that
you were addicted to at one

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point?
I figure they could probably.

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If the rigged justice system
wanted to take you down, they

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could probably get your doctor
records and send you to the

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pokey over it.
Also lol who legally buys a gun?

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That’s so funny.
I know, just buy it on the

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street dude.
Just go to a pawn shop and bring

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your mother’s wedding dress.
Switch that shit out.

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Come on.
Get on Craigslist, buy it in the

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Walmart parking lot.
You’re the president’s son.

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How do you not have a room of
guns?

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Why are you even buying your own
guns?

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Why aren’t you, Biden?
A gun.

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There we go.
Hell yeah.

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So he was charged with three
counts.

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The first two pertained to that
paperwork he lied on and the

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third is for actually taking the
gun and possessing it, which you

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also cannot do as a drug user
obviously.

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Bitch ass gun.
And he was convicted on all

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three counts and is facing a
maximum of 25 years in prison.

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Do we think he’s going to go to
prison?

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For that gay gun, I hope so.
That would be very funny, but.

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During pride month to go to jail
for that gay gun.

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He probably won’t, though.
Just like Trump.

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Probably.
No, this is all a charade.

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Well, he has a lot of things
working in his favor.

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For one, he’s got no criminal
history aside from this.

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He’s never been arrested
otherwise.

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Also, these charges that were
brought against him don’t

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usually go to trial, so the fact
that they did should work in his

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favor.
This is a quote from Jeffrey

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Brown, lawyer and former Co
chief of the General Crimes Unit

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in the Manhattan US Attorney’s
Office, talking to Politico.

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I’d be surprised if there’s a
lot of precedent for people

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going to trial, getting
convicted and sentenced to

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prison for this offense.
And if he is sentenced, he’ll

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he’ll probably be able to delay
that for a long time while he

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waits for his appeal.
And don’t worry, he will most

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likely be able to vote this
November.

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How funny would it be if he
wasn’t able to and Biden lost by

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one vote?
I mean, it would be incredible.

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Yeah, that would be such an
outcome.

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That would be beautiful, and I
think we’d open a portal to a

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utopian universe.
I don’t see why it wouldn’t do

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that.
I’m saying we should give it a

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whirl.
Seems like that’s how those

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things usually happen.
Yeah, I love when that happens.

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His sentencing isn’t scheduled
until October, and even if he’s

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sentenced, a lot of stuff has to
go on between now and then.

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So he’ll be out, he’ll be able
to vote.

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Thank God.
I was so worried, So so worried.

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If I was him I feel like I would
just have not bought such a gay

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gun at least.
I wonder what he’s buying that

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gun for anyway.
The problem is history has shown

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he was addicted to crack at the
time he bought that gun.

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I actually think that that is a
very I’m buying a gun out of

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paranoia because of all the
crack gun.

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Yeah, and also the fact that it
was so easy to conceal.

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They don’t sell crack at the
mall.

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You got to go places to get
crack.

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Yeah, also wondering who is
Hunter Biden’s crack dealer?

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I’m still thinking it’s the FBI.
Yeah, ’cause is he just driving

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into areas where crack is sold
on the street and buying it that

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way?
If so, I can see why you want to

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have a gun.
But also sure you’re Hunter

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Biden.
He is also doing pretty well

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financially at this point.
Why not just just send your

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assistant to go do?
Whole things weird anyway.

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It’s all very weird.
So Hunter Bidens laptop one,

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That would be a great band name.
Hell yeah.

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Coming to the stage, Hunter
Bidens laptop.

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That crowd is psyched about this
conviction.

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That’s one of the longest
running Biden conspiracies of

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his term as president is the
Hunter Biden laptop and all the

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nefarious shit that is alleged
to be on it.

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And so now that this verdict has
come down, a lot of those Hunter

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Biden laptop truthers are
treating this like it’s a

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confirmation of everything they
were saying.

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This is a quote from Sean
Hannity, the Knight of his show

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when the Hunter Biden
convictions were announced.

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Quote.
The critical development from

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this trial is one huge single
piece of evidence entered into

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the official record by your U.S.
government, and that’s Hunter

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Biden’s very real laptop.
Not only did the US federal

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government confirm that Hunter’s
laptop is real, they confirmed

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that its contents are real and
the contents have not been

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tampered with by anybody.
In other words, you were lied to

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on a very high level just before
an election by numerous people

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and entire institutions.
End Quote.

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Well, for one thing, that
happens every election.

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Yeah, the doy.
Yeah, and also, no, he’s wrong

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about this.
I’ll link to a Washington Post

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article that explains it, but
he’s conflating two different

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laptops.
For people who don’t know the

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story, we did an episode about
Hunter Biden’s laptop conspiracy

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a while back, so you can go
listen to that.

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But the short version is he
dropped his laptop off for

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repairs and failed to come back
to pick it up and the shop owner

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took possession of it basically.
And the repairs in question were

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he was trying to extract data
from this laptop that wouldn’t

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keep working because Hunter
Biden spilled liquid of some

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sort on it, probably while
cleaning a crack pipe.

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Just kidding, no one cleans
those things so.

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Yeah, you just get a new one.
Yeah, yeah.

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You just go buy another gas
station, Rose, and use the

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container to smoke crack.
That’s a deep cut.

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I didn’t know that, I just
learned that.

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If anyone out there is a former
crack smoker, they’re gonna be

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like, whoa, how’d you know?
Is that cheaper than a pipe?

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Well, it’s a pipe.
Basically, whenever you’re at a

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convenience store and you see
those really small glass roses

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in a display, that’s what
they’re selling.

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They’re selling crack pipes.
They’re not selling roses.

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I love learning.
Yeah, yeah.

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Also shoelaces, if you ever see
shoelaces at a convenience store

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randomly that you feel like
wouldn’t have stuff like that so

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people can tie their arm off and
do drugs.

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I wrote a Cracked article about
all the shady shit that’s hiding

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in convenience.
Stores I love this information

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gas station drug enabling.
There’s an old timey cleaning

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product called Chore Boy that’s
like a scouring pad and that is

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what crack smokers put in the
glass pipe as like a screen

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basically.
So now everyone knows how to go

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out and enjoy crack properly.
I think we’ve done our job here.

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Yeah, and you know how to get
like tie offs for heroin?

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Huge.
Yeah.

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I mean, you could also just go
to any place that.

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You also have a shoelace.
Yeah, you have shoelaces right

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now.
You don’t have to go out and buy

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those.
But also maybe don’t tie your

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arm off and inject drugs.
That’s bad.

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No, don’t do that.
I’ve never done that.

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I’ve never done that.
I’m not scared of needles, but

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I’m not comfortable enough with
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If I was diagnosed with type one
diabetes I’d be like I might

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just hold out for a transplant.
I don’t like, don’t like doing

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drugs that feel like you’re
really not supposed to do them.

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Yeah, the act of injecting
yourself, that feels like I

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shouldn’t be doing this.
Like maybe I should be doing

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this with a medical
professional.

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Yeah.
Even snorting things, I’m like,

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you’re not supposed to snort
stuff.

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Smoking stuff.
Everybody smokes stuff.

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People have been smoking
forever, yeah.

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Yeah, but snorting stuff feels
wrong and it feels bad.

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Yeah, I’m from the Midwest.
I don’t have the sinus

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constitution to snort stuff.
It’s not for me.

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So the thing about this Hunter
Biden laptop is the shop owner

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who took it, he takes ownership
of it because Hunter Biden never

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came to pick it up.
And while he was moving the data

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from the computer to this hard
drive, which is what Hunter

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Biden asked him to do, he
noticed a bunch of stuff that he

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was uncomfortable with.
And According to him, it was

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stuff about Hunter Biden’s
business dealings in Ukraine and

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things of the like.
So he contacted the FBI, and the

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FBI was was already
investigating Hunter Biden by

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this point.
But once they heard about this

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laptop, they were like, fuck
yeah, we’ll come take that.

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And so they come and take the
original laptop.

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That part’s important.
But the shop owner makes a copy

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of the hard drive.
He gave them the hard drive that

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was intended for Hunter Biden
and the laptop, but he kept a

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copy of the hard drive also.
So the FBI takes off with that

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and nothing happens.
So he’s like, all right, I’m

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gonna escalate this.
He sends it to Rudy Giuliani’s

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bitch ass.
And it’s so weird.

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Yeah, well, he was trying to be
a whistleblower.

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He actually said that in his
first message to them.

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He was like, how?
Why is it so hard to be a

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whistleblower?
But.

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Hello, I’m a narc.
Exactly.

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But the problem is what he gave
Rudy Giuliani was the hard drive

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that he kept.
He did not give Rudy Giuliani

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the original laptop bitch.
Between Giuliani getting that

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hard drive and the New York Post
story that was published about

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that hard drive that claimed
there was all this salacious

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shit on it.
That hard drive was accessed by

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a bunch of other people.
And at some point extra shit was

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added to that hard drive.
To the point that even the shop

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owner who turned it in went
public later and straight up

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said that a lot of the things
that are being reported as

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having been on that hard drive
were actually not on that hard

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drive.
Jail for everyone for tampering

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with evidence.
Yeah, kind of.

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And also, I guess, trying to
plant evidence.

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But the point is, what Sean
Hannity’s saying is incorrect.

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He’s basically implying that a
court confirmed all that

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salacious shit that was in that
New York Post article when they

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didn’t.
They are working from the

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original laptop that has not
been altered like that hard

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drive was.
So he’s just mixing shit up.

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Yeah, you’re talking about a
hard drive, not a laptop, Idiot.

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When this New York Post story
was first published, a bunch of

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media outlets asked Giuliani for
the hard drive, and he said no

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because he thought they would
just try to debunk everything on

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it.
It’s like, yeah, man.

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So what journalists do?
They try to confirm if stories

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are real or not.
That’s their job.

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That’s kind of what they’re
doing.

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But the Washington Post finally
did get access to it, and they

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had two different computer
experts.

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I don’t know what the real job
title was, probably just

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computer expert.
Ah, yes.

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And they analyzed them and found
that a lot of the stuff on it

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was real, but there was also a
lot of stuff that they could not

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confirm.
And when you couple that with

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the shop owner being like, no,
what they’re saying wasn’t

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really on there.
What stuff even?

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I am Hunter Biden.
I am bad guy.

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What is in there that they’re
like tweaking about?

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They were trying to imply that
there was evidence of illegal

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sexual activity.
So I don’t know if they were

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getting it like Q and on type
stuff or what, but I feel like

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that’s what the shop owner is
you’re.

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Telling me that someone who was
doing crack was also fucking

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hookers.
Oh, if it’s coming from the

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right, I bet we’re not talking
hookers.

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I feel like they’d be implying
something else.

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Kids.
Yeah, they love to do that.

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They think about that the most.
Yeah, it’s weird, right?

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It’s so strange.
Seems to always be on their

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mind.
See how it didn’t even occur to

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me?
Is this fact that of been what

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was happening?
Yeah, that’s what I assume the

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right would be trying to get at.
Absolutely.

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I see now.
But you see what I’m saying?

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Yeah, it’s a crazy assumption.
So no, a court did not confirm

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all those details.
Don’t let your right wing

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friends tell you they did.
And it’s probably because those

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details were never on that hard
drive in the 1st place, Sorry.

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Sorry.
So is Joe Biden going to pardon

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his son?
I feel like he’d be an asshole

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not to, but they’re going to put
him in a really, really tricky

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spot because Hunter Biden’s
sentencing is scheduled for

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around October, which means his
sentence will probably come down

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right before the election.
So Joe Biden’s going to have to

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decide whether to send his son
to prison or pardon him and give

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Republicans more reason to call
the Bidens a crime cartel

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family, which they do now.
Damn.

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Yeah, that’s a tough one.
I mean, he could just wait to

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see if he loses the election and
let, because there’s a lot of

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things that have to happen
between when you get sentenced

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and when you actually go to
prison.

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So Hunter Biden, I mean, let him
go to prison for like 6 weeks

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and then when Joe Biden
inevitably loses the election,

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just pardon him on your way out
the door.

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I wonder if Trump could undo
that pardon.

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Probably not.
Probably not.

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Also how petty.
I mean he would do it but like

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hilarious if that happened if
that played out lol.

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Yeah, I think that probably he
won’t go to jail and they’ll

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still all just fizzle out in
some weird way.

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Yeah, I could see that being the
case, but I don’t know

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Republicans.
They are a tenacious bunch.

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Yeah.
There’s also the thing that

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Hunter Biden is facing other
charges in California.

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What are they?
Their tax evasion stuff,

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concealing business income, I
think to not pay taxes.

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And one thing you should know
about notoriously liberal

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California is when people talk
about how harsh the taxes are

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here, they’re not fucking
around.

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No.
The state of California has shut

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down bank accounts for like
$2500.

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They do not fucking care.
Doesn’t matter how small you

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are, if you owe California
money, they’re going to fucking

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take it.
They’re much, much, much more

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harsh than the IRS.
So if anything’s going to send

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Hunter Biden to fucking prison,
it’ll be fucking around with his

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California taxes because they
don’t take time to do that.

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But I don’t know when that trial
is supposed to start.

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I’m assuming after the election,
but we’ll see.

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Would what would you do?
Let’s say you’re the president.

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Inevitably also going to happen
someday.

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Yeah, duh.
And your crack smoking kid goes

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to jail for lying on their gun
application.

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My kid would not be this dumb,
period.

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Let’s say they were theater of
the mind.

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I would just make jail not a
thing anymore.

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That should be Joe Biden’s
October Surprise.

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Hey, no more jail.
Yeah, we’re all shut down.

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Let all the criminals out.
Bam, let’s go, let’s purge,

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let’s do a purge, jail, open
purge.

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Ah, that’s what I would do I.
Don’t want to purge?

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Everyone gets tiny guns.
Because there’s no way a purge

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isn’t going to be homeless
people first.

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That’s.
I don’t actually want to purge,

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I didn’t think about this bit
that hard.

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But also, I tweeted this at one
point.

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What the government should do is
the splurge where they send

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everyone 10 grand and you have
to spend it in like 12 hours.

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That rocks.
I love that.

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When I tweeted that, people were
like, you mean like the movie

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Brewster’s Millions?
No, motherfuckers, Richard Pryor

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had 30 days to spend that money.
I’m talking about 12 fucking

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hours. 12 hours to spend 10K,
that would be so fun.

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Yeah, everyone, do we know it’s
coming or is it just like go?

439
00:24:30,320 –> 00:24:33,920
That would be neat too if just a
siren goes off and you all of a

440
00:24:33,920 –> 00:24:35,800
sudden have 10 grand in your
bank.

441
00:24:35,800 –> 00:24:39,000
Account everyone.
Everyone, even rich people, Fuck

442
00:24:39,000 –> 00:24:43,520
it, everyone gets 10 grand and
you got to spend it in 12 hours.

443
00:24:43,840 –> 00:24:45,960
Do you think a lot of people
would go to the doctor?

444
00:24:46,080 –> 00:24:48,560
Is that a sad question?
Yeah, a lot of people would just

445
00:24:48,560 –> 00:24:52,160
hit their computer and pay off
bills, but fuck it, that’s fine.

446
00:24:52,160 –> 00:24:54,760
At least your bills got paid.
That rocks.

447
00:24:54,760 –> 00:24:57,240
Yeah, now you can take the money
you were using to pay those

448
00:24:57,240 –> 00:24:59,000
bills.
Go buy cool shit with it.

449
00:24:59,000 –> 00:25:00,840
Fuck.
Everything else we’re doing, we

450
00:25:00,840 –> 00:25:03,040
need to petition to make this
happen.

451
00:25:03,040 –> 00:25:05,440
Yeah, I want it.
I really really want it.

452
00:25:05,760 –> 00:25:09,720
I think we all deserve one.
Once a year, Yeah, every six

453
00:25:09,720 –> 00:25:11,000
months.
Money’s fake.

454
00:25:11,320 –> 00:25:15,280
And imagine how much it would
suck if you just weren’t around

455
00:25:15,280 –> 00:25:18,320
to hear the siren go off.
If you were sleeping, if you

456
00:25:18,320 –> 00:25:24,080
were, for some reason I slept
through splurge again, you keep

457
00:25:24,080 –> 00:25:27,120
sleeping through splurge.
Splurge needs to be a thing.

458
00:25:27,200 –> 00:25:30,040
Make it so.
Dude, yeah, why can’t society be

459
00:25:30,040 –> 00:25:32,200
fun?
That would be so much better

460
00:25:32,320 –> 00:25:37,640
than what it is now, which is a
nightmare hellscape on every

461
00:25:37,640 –> 00:25:40,120
corner of the globe.
I like when people say every

462
00:25:40,120 –> 00:25:41,520
corner of the globe.
What?

463
00:25:41,720 –> 00:25:46,120
Every corner of the flat globe
bring back flat earthers.

464
00:25:46,120 –> 00:25:48,480
I miss them.
Remember the good old days?

465
00:25:48,920 –> 00:25:55,200
What, like 2021?
No, I feel like flat earthers

466
00:25:55,200 –> 00:25:58,600
were all around before that.
If you ever want to watch a

467
00:25:58,600 –> 00:26:01,680
really, really funny flat
Earther documentary called

468
00:26:01,680 –> 00:26:04,600
Behind the Curve, we did an
episode of this podcast about

469
00:26:04,600 –> 00:26:06,840
it.
But it’s just all these flat

470
00:26:06,840 –> 00:26:10,360
earthers meeting up and they
keep trying these grand

471
00:26:10,360 –> 00:26:14,000
experiments that they are sure
is going to prove that the world

472
00:26:14,000 –> 00:26:16,920
is flat.
And every time they get to the

473
00:26:16,920 –> 00:26:20,480
end and they’re like, huh, Kind
of shows that the Earth is not

474
00:26:20,480 –> 00:26:22,160
flat.
And then they just come up with

475
00:26:22,160 –> 00:26:26,280
a reason why the test was wrong.
Well this is because this and

476
00:26:26,280 –> 00:26:31,880
this this and then also the
tests are for dumb people, so.

477
00:26:32,520 –> 00:26:35,320
I just go by my gut.
I don’t trust all this science.

478
00:26:35,400 –> 00:26:38,520
My instincts say that we’re
still right, so.

479
00:26:39,720 –> 00:26:43,240
So sorry.
Hey, gun control groups are in

480
00:26:43,240 –> 00:26:46,320
an awkward position over this.
It’s actually going to put Joe

481
00:26:46,320 –> 00:26:51,000
Biden in a weird position also
because gun control groups are

482
00:26:51,320 –> 00:26:55,520
all for Joe Biden.
They want him back in office

483
00:26:55,720 –> 00:27:00,480
because he has passed a lot of
restrictions on guns during his

484
00:27:00,480 –> 00:27:02,320
time in office.
None that are going to do

485
00:27:02,320 –> 00:27:05,800
anything to fix the problem or
even sort of address it, but,

486
00:27:05,920 –> 00:27:08,800
you know, ceremonial stuff that
looks good on paper.

487
00:27:09,000 –> 00:27:12,320
But now his son just got
arrested for buying a gun

488
00:27:12,360 –> 00:27:16,360
illegal.
And not only that, his defense

489
00:27:16,560 –> 00:27:21,480
is that not letting drug users
buy guns is unconstitutional,

490
00:27:21,560 –> 00:27:24,360
which is exactly what right
wingers would say.

491
00:27:24,520 –> 00:27:28,000
Yeah, we’re just starting to
have overlap here, cuz that’s

492
00:27:28,040 –> 00:27:31,640
all getting too complicated.
If it works, I don’t know what

493
00:27:32,080 –> 00:27:35,480
Biden is going to do because
there’s another case out there.

494
00:27:35,480 –> 00:27:38,840
People are going to love this.
There’s a similar case out there

495
00:27:38,840 –> 00:27:42,200
where a guy’s arguing that him
being prohibited from buying a

496
00:27:42,200 –> 00:27:45,520
gun is unconstitutional, but in
his case, it’s because he was

497
00:27:45,520 –> 00:27:48,680
convicted of domestic violence.
Oh, yeah.

498
00:27:48,680 –> 00:27:51,360
So yay, that’s in front of the
courts right now.

499
00:27:51,560 –> 00:27:57,120
And if he wins, there’s no way
Hunter Biden’s not going to win

500
00:27:57,400 –> 00:27:59,480
either, which, I mean, he could
still.

501
00:27:59,480 –> 00:28:04,160
But in that case, if those
prohibitions get taken out of

502
00:28:04,400 –> 00:28:08,480
the restrictions on buying guns,
Joe Biden is going to kind of

503
00:28:08,480 –> 00:28:11,720
have to go in front of the
country and say it’s a bad

504
00:28:11,720 –> 00:28:16,280
thing, even though it’s also the
thing that would get his son out

505
00:28:16,280 –> 00:28:18,440
of prison.
Everybody’s trapped in their

506
00:28:18,440 –> 00:28:22,560
dumb morals.
Yeah, this would be a lot easier

507
00:28:22,680 –> 00:28:26,360
if we just didn’t have guns.
That would be.

508
00:28:26,360 –> 00:28:30,240
Or if guns were like, only for
recreational supervised use.

509
00:28:30,240 –> 00:28:34,000
That’s my pitch.
Yeah, I like you could just go

510
00:28:34,000 –> 00:28:35,640
shoot a target.
That’s it.

511
00:28:35,840 –> 00:28:37,240
Have you ever been to a gun
range?

512
00:28:37,440 –> 00:28:40,480
Yeah, and I left.
Oh I fucking loved it.

513
00:28:40,480 –> 00:28:45,080
I’ve only been once, but I.
Was it was I like just I didn’t,

514
00:28:45,280 –> 00:28:47,040
I don’t know.
I wanted to go to an arcade

515
00:28:47,040 –> 00:28:50,720
instead is the real answer for
this situation.

516
00:28:50,720 –> 00:28:55,680
I was like or go play games.
Yeah, I’m good at shooting guns.

517
00:28:55,680 –> 00:29:00,400
I don’t own a gun.
But for one thing, I went to the

518
00:29:00,760 –> 00:29:04,280
Reagan Library when they had an
FBI exhibit there.

519
00:29:04,480 –> 00:29:07,680
And one of the things you could
do at this FBI exhibit was

520
00:29:08,000 –> 00:29:09,840
shoot.
You got ten shots to shoot at

521
00:29:09,840 –> 00:29:13,200
these targets.
And I got instructor level, so I

522
00:29:13,200 –> 00:29:15,840
was expecting an alarm would go
off and the FBI was going to

523
00:29:15,840 –> 00:29:18,120
come out and offer me a job.
That didn’t happen, but it’s

524
00:29:18,120 –> 00:29:20,720
fine.
But the one time I went to a

525
00:29:20,720 –> 00:29:25,120
shooting range, I went with a
former coworker of mine and he

526
00:29:25,120 –> 00:29:28,920
was writing a column about gun
safety.

527
00:29:28,920 –> 00:29:34,000
We like went, he got a Groupon
for a gun safety course.

528
00:29:34,240 –> 00:29:37,240
So we went and took this gun
safety course with just the two

529
00:29:37,240 –> 00:29:42,240
of us and the sketchy guy in an
office at the airport in not Los

530
00:29:42,240 –> 00:29:45,000
Angeles.
It was like Ontario or

531
00:29:45,000 –> 00:29:46,920
something.
I know what you mean by that.

532
00:29:46,920 –> 00:29:49,720
Yeah.
And then we went to a shooting

533
00:29:49,720 –> 00:29:53,880
range and we were like
competitive about it.

534
00:29:54,000 –> 00:29:57,600
And I was so much better at
shooting guns.

535
00:29:57,800 –> 00:30:01,240
I think that’s why he never
wrote the column ’cause it would

536
00:30:01,240 –> 00:30:03,760
have been a really good column
and he just didn’t write it

537
00:30:03,760 –> 00:30:06,200
’cause I fucking.
What a loser.

538
00:30:06,240 –> 00:30:09,920
Sorry, you go lame.
So I’m good at shooting guns,

539
00:30:10,080 –> 00:30:11,960
but.
Yeah, you shamed someone into

540
00:30:11,960 –> 00:30:15,840
not writing an article.
Yeah, my favorite part is they

541
00:30:15,840 –> 00:30:19,840
had you do this thing where you
held the gun down at your waist

542
00:30:19,920 –> 00:30:22,120
and then put it up and shot
twice.

543
00:30:22,120 –> 00:30:25,440
Put it down, shoot it up, and I
was real good at that.

544
00:30:25,560 –> 00:30:28,200
That felt like movie shit.
But I still don’t own a gun.

545
00:30:28,680 –> 00:30:30,840
Well, yeah, I don’t think that
you need to.

546
00:30:30,840 –> 00:30:34,720
You can just go and shoot one
and that should be it.

547
00:30:34,840 –> 00:30:37,880
Yeah, I don’t need to own one.
I just need someone to toss me.

548
00:30:37,920 –> 00:30:41,400
Like you don’t need a fucking
skee ball in your house.

549
00:30:42,280 –> 00:30:45,280
Exactly.
Someone would probably get hurt.

550
00:30:45,400 –> 00:30:49,160
Yeah, I mean, as a recreational
thing, I’m all for guns.

551
00:30:49,280 –> 00:30:52,360
And I think that would be, it’s
not a compromise anyone would

552
00:30:52,360 –> 00:30:54,640
take.
We have two propositions,

553
00:30:54,640 –> 00:30:57,640
splurge and recreational guns
only.

554
00:30:57,680 –> 00:31:02,000
Yeah, just branch off from Top
Golf, do a Top Gun thing.

555
00:31:02,200 –> 00:31:04,080
Well, that’s already taken, but
you know.

556
00:31:04,080 –> 00:31:05,560
Oh.
Fuck.

557
00:31:05,560 –> 00:31:08,400
They’ll work on the name and
yeah, you and your friends just

558
00:31:08,600 –> 00:31:12,240
throw down some jalapeno
poppers, drink some beers, shoot

559
00:31:12,240 –> 00:31:14,440
at targets out in the middle of
an empty field.

560
00:31:14,680 –> 00:31:16,640
Oh yeah.
That’d be so fun.

561
00:31:16,640 –> 00:31:18,920
I’m a genius.
I agree.

562
00:31:19,040 –> 00:31:20,200
I agree.
Thank you.

563
00:31:20,680 –> 00:31:23,160
We should be on Shark Tank over
this.

564
00:31:23,520 –> 00:31:27,080
I know just to the government
though, be like, hear us out.

565
00:31:27,680 –> 00:31:30,360
Yeah.
The government is the sharks.

566
00:31:30,360 –> 00:31:33,600
We show up at the White House
like Elvis, unannounced.

567
00:31:33,600 –> 00:31:36,880
These are our policies.
These aren’t real guns.

568
00:31:36,880 –> 00:31:40,840
This is recreational.
We immediately get shot by

569
00:31:40,840 –> 00:31:44,560
Secret Service.
Wait, no damn it.

570
00:31:44,920 –> 00:31:50,320
Sharks I like they did too many
drugs.

571
00:31:50,320 –> 00:31:52,120
They smoked crack with Hunter
Biden.

572
00:31:52,320 –> 00:31:56,800
Yeah, see, that’s the thing.
And I’ve been talking on various

573
00:31:56,800 –> 00:32:00,280
podcasts about how it’s getting
to the point where you’re gonna

574
00:32:00,280 –> 00:32:05,880
have to consider buying a gun.
And now I’m realizing I can’t.

575
00:32:05,960 –> 00:32:08,680
I smoke too much weed.
I’m not gonna give up weed just

576
00:32:08,680 –> 00:32:11,240
to buy a gun.
Again, you’re gonna buy a gun

577
00:32:11,240 –> 00:32:13,920
legally.
Yeah, that’s a good point.

578
00:32:14,360 –> 00:32:16,480
Yeah, I could just straw
purchase it have.

579
00:32:17,240 –> 00:32:19,080
You could.
No, I’m not gonna say that.

580
00:32:19,120 –> 00:32:22,600
Never mind.
Never mind.

581
00:32:22,760 –> 00:32:26,680
Sign up to the Patreon for me
and Jens tips on illicitly

582
00:32:26,680 –> 00:32:29,800
buying guns.
Actually not true.

583
00:32:29,800 –> 00:32:33,600
That information is not there.
I also have never bought a gun

584
00:32:33,600 –> 00:32:35,600
and don’t know how to illegally
buy a gun.

585
00:32:35,600 –> 00:32:38,960
I’m joking about buying guns at
pawn shops because it seems like

586
00:32:38,960 –> 00:32:40,560
something that happens all the
time.

587
00:32:40,880 –> 00:32:44,320
I got an Instagram ad.
For a gun.

588
00:32:44,320 –> 00:32:47,920
For a fold up gun that was like
$39.

589
00:32:48,120 –> 00:32:50,920
OK, so just fucking temu that
shit.

590
00:32:50,920 –> 00:32:54,920
Temu a gun baby.
Yeah, I think he probably can

591
00:32:54,920 –> 00:32:56,920
get him there.
I think you could definitely

592
00:32:56,920 –> 00:32:59,240
temu a gun they got.
Everything.

593
00:32:59,440 –> 00:33:02,720
Amazon probably has guns.
Yeah, I want no.

594
00:33:02,840 –> 00:33:05,320
I’m checking.
Yeah, check, we should.

595
00:33:05,320 –> 00:33:09,880
Check gun.
Yo pistols.

596
00:33:09,880 –> 00:33:12,320
Let’s fucking go.
Let me click it.

597
00:33:12,480 –> 00:33:16,320
Yeah, they got hella guns.
The cheapest gun on Amazon.

598
00:33:16,320 –> 00:33:18,120
Guess how much?
How much?

599
00:33:18,640 –> 00:33:20,480
Oh wait, these are airsoft guns.
Hold please.

600
00:33:20,560 –> 00:33:22,320
Yeah, I figured it would be
something like that.

601
00:33:22,400 –> 00:33:25,200
Like I could see them having BB
guns and shit but.

602
00:33:25,320 –> 00:33:28,200
All departments boom.
OK.

603
00:33:28,440 –> 00:33:32,360
I think these are regular guns.
No, this is ABB gun.

604
00:33:32,560 –> 00:33:36,120
Yeah, I there’s no, I don’t
think you can still buy guns by

605
00:33:36,120 –> 00:33:39,840
mail in general, can you?
I don’t know, buy a gun in the

606
00:33:39,840 –> 00:33:42,120
mail?
I can’t Google all this.

607
00:33:42,280 –> 00:33:44,640
No, you don’t have to.
A weird thing though when I

608
00:33:44,640 –> 00:33:45,720
went.
I can.

609
00:33:45,720 –> 00:33:48,000
Who cares?
I just mentioned I went to the

610
00:33:48,040 –> 00:33:50,960
Reagan Library and saw that FBI
exhibit.

611
00:33:51,080 –> 00:33:53,920
I also, I’ve mentioned this on
the pod before.

612
00:33:53,920 –> 00:33:56,840
I went to the gift shop after
just determined to find some

613
00:33:56,920 –> 00:33:58,720
something that didn’t have
Reagan’s name on it.

614
00:33:58,880 –> 00:34:02,240
And what I ended up finding was
AI think the best way to

615
00:34:02,240 –> 00:34:06,560
describe it is a souvenir
program from the Robert F

616
00:34:06,560 –> 00:34:10,000
Kennedy assassination.
It came out the day after he

617
00:34:10,000 –> 00:34:12,080
died.
It had all this information

618
00:34:12,080 –> 00:34:16,159
about the shooting in it.
And then at the end, there’s

619
00:34:16,199 –> 00:34:21,719
first a profile of the Kennedy
family and then this picture of

620
00:34:21,719 –> 00:34:25,000
Ted Kennedy by himself, full
page.

621
00:34:25,000 –> 00:34:28,960
And in big letters it says
there’s one son left.

622
00:34:29,199 –> 00:34:34,159
And then the next thing is an
article about how crazy it is

623
00:34:34,440 –> 00:34:39,360
that you can still buy guns by
mail and that some lunatic out

624
00:34:39,360 –> 00:34:42,920
there is going to use that and
be the next Sir Han.

625
00:34:42,920 –> 00:34:45,239
Sir Han.
And it’s like, are you warning

626
00:34:45,239 –> 00:34:48,239
us or are you asking someone to
do that?

627
00:34:48,400 –> 00:34:49,520
What?
Yeah.

628
00:34:49,520 –> 00:34:52,800
What?
It’s a weird piece of

629
00:34:52,920 –> 00:34:55,639
memorabilia.
I have a sub stack article about

630
00:34:55,639 –> 00:34:56,880
it.
Go read it, everybody.

631
00:34:57,080 –> 00:35:01,160
Go read the article.
So Speaking of people, that this

632
00:35:01,160 –> 00:35:06,120
conviction is kind of bad for
Trump also this is a problem for

633
00:35:06,120 –> 00:35:08,400
Trump.
I don’t know that it is, but

634
00:35:08,400 –> 00:35:10,600
keep going.
Well, that’s the thing.

635
00:35:10,600 –> 00:35:14,640
Nothing is a problem for Trump
when it comes to his support.

636
00:35:14,720 –> 00:35:19,000
There’s not going to be anything
like this that lessens his

637
00:35:19,000 –> 00:35:22,440
support he just got.
No, they’re too headstrong and

638
00:35:22,440 –> 00:35:23,600
stupid.
They don’t care.

639
00:35:23,840 –> 00:35:29,440
He just got convicted on 34
felony charges and his support

640
00:35:29,480 –> 00:35:33,000
went up a little bit.
Yeah, because everyone’s nuts.

641
00:35:33,120 –> 00:35:38,560
Yeah, Here’s who it’s bad for is
other Republicans taking this

642
00:35:38,560 –> 00:35:42,120
Trump talking point that the
Justice Department is rigged

643
00:35:42,120 –> 00:35:44,440
against Republicans and running
with it.

644
00:35:44,560 –> 00:35:48,760
Because at the exact same time,
they’re saying that the same

645
00:35:48,760 –> 00:35:52,760
Justice Department has just
convicted the sitting

646
00:35:52,760 –> 00:35:57,960
president’s son of felony crimes
for the first time in history,

647
00:35:58,120 –> 00:36:02,160
House Speaker Mike Johnson,
which that can’t be your name if

648
00:36:02,160 –> 00:36:04,840
you’re speaker of the House.
It’s got to be something cooler

649
00:36:04,840 –> 00:36:07,200
than that.
No Mike Johnson.

650
00:36:07,200 –> 00:36:10,200
Yeah, like we’re not Chad Smith
or something.

651
00:36:10,200 –> 00:36:13,680
That’s like a high school name.
Yeah, it’s probably a fake name.

652
00:36:14,120 –> 00:36:17,280
You might be a hologram.
Yeah, that’s the name the alien

653
00:36:17,280 –> 00:36:20,520
that’s pretending to be a human
uses because they just consult

654
00:36:20,640 –> 00:36:21,440
AI.
They’re like.

655
00:36:21,440 –> 00:36:22,440
Wrong here.
My name?

656
00:36:22,440 –> 00:36:25,520
Mike Johnson.
So he vowed to go after the

657
00:36:25,520 –> 00:36:29,000
justice system after Trump’s
verdict on account of how there

658
00:36:29,000 –> 00:36:33,280
is a 2 tiered justice system
that treats Democrats and

659
00:36:33,280 –> 00:36:36,720
Republicans differently.
But he also said in this case,

660
00:36:36,840 –> 00:36:40,800
the evidence was just too
overwhelming against Hunter

661
00:36:40,800 –> 00:36:42,440
Biden.
So what he said about the

662
00:36:42,440 –> 00:36:44,640
justice system doesn’t apply by
here.

663
00:36:44,720 –> 00:36:47,920
And OK, that’s that makes a lot
of sense.

664
00:36:47,920 –> 00:36:50,440
Sure.
Yeah, so now, of course, this

665
00:36:50,440 –> 00:36:56,000
whole thing was a sham meant to
distract from the Biden family’s

666
00:36:56,000 –> 00:36:58,920
real crimes.
Jen, this is a quote.

667
00:36:59,200 –> 00:37:02,480
Obviously.
This trial has been nothing more

668
00:37:02,480 –> 00:37:05,880
than a distraction from the real
crimes of the Biden crime

669
00:37:05,880 –> 00:37:09,960
family, which has raked in 10s
of millions of dollars from

670
00:37:09,960 –> 00:37:15,240
China, Russia and Ukraine.
Crooked Joe Biden’s reign over

671
00:37:15,240 –> 00:37:19,600
the Biden family criminal empire
is all coming to an end on

672
00:37:19,600 –> 00:37:24,120
November 5th, and never again
will a Biden sell government

673
00:37:24,160 –> 00:37:27,760
access for personal profit.
End Quote.

674
00:37:27,960 –> 00:37:31,080
Relax.
That is Trump campaign

675
00:37:31,080 –> 00:37:35,240
spokesperson Caroline, leave it
on Truth Social, I’m assuming.

676
00:37:35,400 –> 00:37:40,360
And there’s others.
Former Trump adviser and forever

677
00:37:40,600 –> 00:37:44,000
hobgoblin Stephen Miller said
the gun charges are, quote, a

678
00:37:44,000 –> 00:37:49,320
giant misdirection and that the
DOJ is Joe’s election protection

679
00:37:49,320 –> 00:37:50,720
racket.
There’s more.

680
00:37:50,880 –> 00:37:54,160
I’m not going to read them all.
Well, I want to read Matt Gaetz.

681
00:37:54,400 –> 00:37:56,760
Yeah, read that.
One, the Hunter Biden gun

682
00:37:56,840 –> 00:38:01,880
conviction is kind of dumb, TBH.
That’s Florida representative

683
00:38:01,880 –> 00:38:04,640
and accused sex trafficker Matt
Gates.

684
00:38:04,880 –> 00:38:08,400
And so, yeah, the thinking here
is that this was just a show

685
00:38:08,400 –> 00:38:12,760
trial to make it seem like the
justice system is fair when the

686
00:38:12,760 –> 00:38:16,920
truth is it’s actually rigged
against Republicans.

687
00:38:17,120 –> 00:38:21,680
Some next level crazy dumb shit.
Yeah, imagine with a straight

688
00:38:21,680 –> 00:38:25,400
face getting in front of America
and being like, you know who the

689
00:38:25,400 –> 00:38:28,480
justice system’s rigged against?
Rich white dudes.

690
00:38:28,680 –> 00:38:32,560
No it’s not.
The only true crime show I’ve

691
00:38:32,560 –> 00:38:36,960
ever seen a person win was The
Staircase and that was a rich

692
00:38:36,960 –> 00:38:38,760
white dude.
Everyone else just goes to

693
00:38:38,760 –> 00:38:42,440
prison forever.
It’s a system literally made for

694
00:38:42,440 –> 00:38:43,880
you.
Yes.

695
00:38:44,400 –> 00:38:46,360
How are you fucking it up so
bad?

696
00:38:46,560 –> 00:38:50,040
It is just so tailored to rich
people.

697
00:38:50,120 –> 00:38:54,520
But why admit that?
I saw it mentioned in one of the

698
00:38:54,800 –> 00:38:58,120
opinion pieces about this.
None of this makes any

699
00:38:58,120 –> 00:39:04,040
difference, because no one who
believes Hunter Biden’s trial

700
00:39:04,040 –> 00:39:07,880
was a sham is going to listen to
this or pay attention to any

701
00:39:08,000 –> 00:39:11,680
other kind of media that’s
explaining maybe why it wasn’t.

702
00:39:11,840 –> 00:39:14,840
And the people listening to it
and paying attention to that

703
00:39:14,840 –> 00:39:17,280
media don’t need to be convinced
anyway.

704
00:39:17,560 –> 00:39:20,240
So Nope.
We’re all just spinning our

705
00:39:20,240 –> 00:39:23,760
wheels here, really.
And have been.

706
00:39:24,240 –> 00:39:28,240
And that’s why I’m doing more
shit like the Elvis podcasts

707
00:39:28,240 –> 00:39:30,600
going forward because.
Hell yeah.

708
00:39:31,160 –> 00:39:35,240
There’s so much forgotten
history out there that people

709
00:39:35,240 –> 00:39:38,840
just, I don’t know, it’s really
been swept under the rug.

710
00:39:38,840 –> 00:39:41,400
Did you know there were like
three different congressional

711
00:39:41,400 –> 00:39:44,880
and Senate hearings about
whether the CIA did Jonestown?

712
00:39:45,040 –> 00:39:47,240
No.
I didn’t, and I did a whole

713
00:39:47,240 –> 00:39:51,480
series about that very thing,
and I didn’t realize because I

714
00:39:51,720 –> 00:39:55,640
focused it all on this one book
that’s incredibly hard to find

715
00:39:55,640 –> 00:39:58,400
now.
But I was researching stuff this

716
00:39:58,400 –> 00:40:02,280
weekend, like just looking for
topics for upcoming episodes.

717
00:40:02,440 –> 00:40:05,680
And yeah, I found Congressional
Records.

718
00:40:06,120 –> 00:40:09,760
There’s one where at the end
their specific recommendations

719
00:40:09,800 –> 00:40:12,720
are we should look into whether
the CIA did this.

720
00:40:12,920 –> 00:40:16,280
If the CIA did this, we need to
look into how to prevent it in

721
00:40:16,280 –> 00:40:18,840
the future.
Like it was all about looking

722
00:40:18,840 –> 00:40:22,080
into whether the CIA did
Jonestown.

723
00:40:22,280 –> 00:40:25,400
And now if you mention that
people are like, what?

724
00:40:25,680 –> 00:40:27,240
That’s silly.
Whoa.

725
00:40:27,480 –> 00:40:29,800
Yeah, yeah.
There’s so much out there that

726
00:40:29,800 –> 00:40:31,320
we just don’t.
Big whoa.

727
00:40:31,320 –> 00:40:33,760
No, anymore.
It’s because of the Internet.

728
00:40:33,760 –> 00:40:36,160
I say it all the time.
The Internet was supposed to

729
00:40:36,240 –> 00:40:39,480
make it so we never lose any
history again, but it actually

730
00:40:39,480 –> 00:40:42,000
makes it really easy.
Like once something disappears

731
00:40:42,000 –> 00:40:45,360
from the Internet, good luck.
Like Myspace?

732
00:40:45,360 –> 00:40:48,360
Good luck trying to get that.
Yeah, let’s bring back Myspace.

733
00:40:48,360 –> 00:40:51,120
That’d be good.
I coded it the other day so fast

734
00:40:51,120 –> 00:40:53,280
it was crazy.
Nice.

735
00:40:55,480 –> 00:40:58,960
So yeah, that’s our episode.
The justice system is rigged

736
00:40:59,040 –> 00:41:02,000
against rich white people.
I think that’s our conclusion

737
00:41:02,000 –> 00:41:04,480
here.
And exclusively against rich

738
00:41:04,480 –> 00:41:08,000
white people.
And also, laptops just have

739
00:41:08,000 –> 00:41:09,840
whatever you want on them, you
know?

740
00:41:10,160 –> 00:41:12,760
Yeah, whatever you want is on a
laptop.

741
00:41:12,800 –> 00:41:14,800
That’s what it is.
Yeah, yeah.

742
00:41:14,800 –> 00:41:16,480
Just put anything on a hard
drive.

743
00:41:16,920 –> 00:41:19,720
I believe laptops.
Exactly.

744
00:41:20,640 –> 00:41:24,480
Yeah, I love Sean Hannity.
I almost called him Han Shanity

745
00:41:24,520 –> 00:41:27,040
and I like that.
Han Shanity.

746
00:41:27,280 –> 00:41:30,240
I love his.
Just the wording of that

747
00:41:30,240 –> 00:41:32,960
statement.
Hunter Biden’s laptop is real.

748
00:41:33,080 –> 00:41:35,720
Well, yeah, it’s a laptop.
It’s not a fucking time travel

749
00:41:35,720 –> 00:41:37,560
device.
Of course he’s got a laptop.

750
00:41:37,560 –> 00:41:38,560
What do you mean it’s not?
Real.

751
00:41:38,560 –> 00:41:41,040
Nobody thought it was not real.
Yeah.

752
00:41:41,040 –> 00:41:42,880
We all thought it was an actual
laptop.

753
00:41:43,000 –> 00:41:44,680
Sean.
Sean.

754
00:41:45,480 –> 00:41:49,520
It was never real, it was all in
your head, the laptop the whole

755
00:41:49,520 –> 00:41:51,880
time.
It was all a dream.

756
00:41:52,080 –> 00:41:54,160
Yeah, I used to read Word Up
magazine.

757
00:41:54,320 –> 00:41:56,240
Salt and pepper Heavy D up in
the limousine.

758
00:41:56,400 –> 00:41:58,600
ME3.
Hanging pictures on the wall

759
00:41:58,600 –> 00:41:59,760
every Saturday.
Rap attack.

760
00:41:59,760 –> 00:42:00,640
Mr. Magic.
Marla, Ma.

761
00:42:00,880 –> 00:42:01,840
You are.
It’s.

762
00:42:02,520 –> 00:42:04,640
Notorious BIG Song.
I know you’re wearing the shirt

763
00:42:04,640 –> 00:42:05,680
too.
Yeah, that would have been an

764
00:42:05,680 –> 00:42:06,720
easier thing to point to.
Huh?

765
00:42:08,560 –> 00:42:10,360
All right.
I think that’s, I think that’s

766
00:42:10,360 –> 00:42:12,240
our episode, ain’t it?
It sure is.

767
00:42:12,240 –> 00:42:16,040
Yeah.
What do we have to plug?

768
00:42:16,200 –> 00:42:18,760
Follow me on
adamtoddbrown.substack.com.

769
00:42:18,760 –> 00:42:20,920
Even if you don’t want to give
me money for it, I feel like

770
00:42:20,920 –> 00:42:24,080
that’s just going to be where I
do social media shit.

771
00:42:24,080 –> 00:42:28,360
There’s too many platforms.
Just I’ll post updates about

772
00:42:28,360 –> 00:42:30,280
things there, so follow me
there.

773
00:42:30,280 –> 00:42:32,560
If I have shit to tell you,
it’ll be free.

774
00:42:32,680 –> 00:42:34,640
It won’t be behind the paywall,
obviously.

775
00:42:35,000 –> 00:42:37,040
And also you could give me money
to read my articles.

776
00:42:37,040 –> 00:42:39,280
I’m very good, Jen, what do you
have to plug?

777
00:42:39,560 –> 00:42:43,000
Guess what?
Meet jen.net is now a vlog and

778
00:42:43,000 –> 00:42:47,200
blog for $5.
That is not sexy content.

779
00:42:47,200 –> 00:42:49,880
I quit, so please support me
there.

780
00:42:50,040 –> 00:42:52,000
I know that a lot of you have
been asking me for that for

781
00:42:52,000 –> 00:42:55,640
forever, so I’m giving you that.
It’s going to be like weird

782
00:42:55,640 –> 00:42:58,920
vlogs of my life.
I still do lots of weird things

783
00:42:58,960 –> 00:43:00,920
all the time.
Actually, I don’t even have to

784
00:43:00,920 –> 00:43:03,200
try to do weird things.
Weird things just happen to me.

785
00:43:03,200 –> 00:43:08,280
So I film everything all the
time and a lot of like unseen

786
00:43:08,280 –> 00:43:11,960
performances and I like have a
lot of different shows that I’ve

787
00:43:11,960 –> 00:43:14,120
done.
Some of them are clown shows.

788
00:43:14,120 –> 00:43:17,080
So if that’s of any interest to
you, it should be they’re

789
00:43:17,080 –> 00:43:20,200
insane.
So that check out that it’s only

790
00:43:20,200 –> 00:43:24,960
fucking $5.00 please.
It’s only $5 and that’s meet

791
00:43:24,960 –> 00:43:27,360
Gen.
MEAT I’m assuming.

792
00:43:27,480 –> 00:43:29,920
Yeah, yeah.
Dot net.

793
00:43:30,160 –> 00:43:33,080
Dot net.
And I think that’s it.

794
00:43:33,200 –> 00:43:37,720
Let’s get the fuck out of here
before the FBI seizes our

795
00:43:37,720 –> 00:43:39,560
laptops.
Jen, say goodbye.

796
00:43:39,720 –> 00:43:40,960
Also I’m streaming again on
Twitch.

797
00:43:40,960 –> 00:43:43,160
Goodbye, I love you.
Goodbye everybody, we love you.

798
00:43:48,600 –> 00:43:50,760
People of Earth, your.
Planet just.

799
00:43:50,800 –> 00:43:51,960
Has to be destroyed.