Conspiracy! The Show 314: The Strange Death of a Fake Rothschild

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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to

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I’m your host Adam Todd Brown,

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joining me as Co host this week.
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How’s it going, man?
Hey, hey, hey.

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Yeah, I’ve been watching a lot
of Friends, and that TV show is

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like if they made ATV show just
out of tropes, like no actual

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You go to askjeans.com and you
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They had porn on.
Yo, come on.

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It wasn’t just fucking
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Unabomber and Waco and shit.
You could watch see titties and

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ass.
Come on.

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When I was a kid, Unabomber and
Waco.

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Take off the tinfoil hat and
pick up the lotion for once in

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your life.
So this is a story you’re

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probably not going to hear about
unless you live in Los Angeles

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like a goddamn adult like me and
Connor do.

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Yeah, unless you pay $2800 a
month for a studio and $9 for a

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banana.
Yeah.

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Yeah, it’s great.
It’s.

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Great, don’t even get me started
in the price of a banana phone

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if you want a cool ironic Juno S
banana phone.

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You can get one here.
They’re around.

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You know how many times I’ve
been dumped by a chick talking

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into a banana phone in this
city?

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The price of $2800 a month for a
studio.

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In late November, fire destroyed
a home in L As Laurel Canyon

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neighborhood.
You you might recognize that

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name from our episode about how
the CIA basically started the

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counterculture movement there.
All your dad’s favorite 60’s

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rock stars were in Laurel Canyon
and probably the children of

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Military Intelligence.
And they’re all like, is it just

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mirror?
Does this LSD make you kind of

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like, respect the man, Right?
Just a little, no.

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Am I crazy and like it’s it’s
fine that they were all cops.

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It doesn’t make the Doors second
album not good.

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Strange Days is a great album.
See, I’m I’m glad you’re it’s

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become very in vogue for some
reason to to shit on the doors.

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I know like.
Whether like, however vapid you

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might find their lyrics to be.
Like, it’s whatever.

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It’s like the motherfucker can
sing, the motherfuckers can play

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together, they can write a song.
It is undeniably enjoyable.

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Even as background music, it is
enjoyable.

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So yes, the Doors are fine.
Yeah.

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Jim Morrison, though, was a fit.
Yeah, I like the music of The

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Doors, and I think Jim Morrison
was probably a cop.

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It’s fine.
It’s fine.

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I like the office and the the
guy that plays Jim, the cop, you

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know everybody.
Exactly.

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So this house was on Lookout
Mountain Ave.

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Great drive by trucker song
called Lookout Mountain.

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And here’s the twist.
There was a body found inside

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the house after the fire was put
out and it was revealed that the

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body was that of William
Rothschild of the notorious in

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conspiracy circles Rothschild
family.

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And no, it’s not the dentist
from Long Island.

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It’s, it’s the real, you know,
Nestle, Nestle.

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Yeah, I mean, it could be the
dentist from Long Island too.

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It seems like they’re all over
the globe now.

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They.
‘D be fucking from what?

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I mean, when you got money, what
are you going to do with fuck?

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I mean, I, I really wish that
this had turned out to be like

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
scenario with a flamethrower in

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the Hollywood Hills.
But I no doubt I don’t think

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it’s to be.
Probably not.

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And people listening.
If you’ve ever heard a

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conspiracy that claims Jews
control all of the world’s

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banks, it’s usually the
Rothschild family that people

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are talking about.
Their history dates back to the

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16th century in Frankfurt,
Germany.

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To this day, they are still
described as a banking family.

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They are so rich that there are
people who believe they’re

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lizards for reasons completely
unrelated to their Judaism.

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Right.
Well, allegedly well.

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And sometimes it’s pretty
related, unfortunately.

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Yes, That’s that’s it would be
any.

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Yeah.
David Icke in the 90s really

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just thought people were
lizards.

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So they established their first
banking business in the 1760s

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that quickly grew into a network
of businesses all across Europe.

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At one point during the 19th
century, possessed the largest

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private fortune in the world.
Damn, how did you?

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How did they know though?
How they like?

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Did they?
There was no Internet.

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There is, yeah.
I thought you’re going to say

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how did the Rothschilds know?
And I was going to share my

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favorite Rothschild tidbit, but
yeah, that is kind of when

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they’re like, well, this guy had
the most yams.

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So technically he was the first
African billionaire.

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So, well, I suppose if we’re
adjusting for yam inflation at

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the price of four huts per yam.
And I mean, this is a

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freewheeling bonus episode.
You can still share your

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favorite Rothschild tidbit,
whatever it was.

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And honestly, now that I’m
thinking about it, a price of

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four huts per yam is a highly
deflationary market for the yam

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in which the yam is holding an
extreme value or food must be

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incredibly scarce.
But I digress.

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The first Rothschild, the one
that he like made the fortune,

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he’s kind of misquoted on this.
But what what he essentially

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said was when there’s blood in
the streets by, you know, like

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when it’s World War Three and
it’s the Great Depression and

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the market, the zero by zero’s a
good price for the market.

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That’s the market of stocks.
That’s going to go back up

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eventually.
You want to bet against the

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military industrial complex Like
what he actually said was, you

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know, what would, what would you
buy?

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If you’re going to buy anything
right now, you’re a very wealthy

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man.
And Mr. Rothschild and he said I

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would buy rents in London.
And the guy said, but my God, in

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London right now there’s blood
in the streets.

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And the the first Rothschild
said that’s why rents are cheap,

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which is even kind of even more
gangster.

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But that’s that is my favorite
Rothschild fun fact and just a

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generally a good investing tip.
Yeah, that is solid Money

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Advice.
It’s said that their wealth

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declined a bit in the 20th
century and was eventually

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divided up among a bunch of
descendants, but they’re still

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fucking loaded.
Their net worth in total is in

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the billions, still tied to
everything from financial

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services to real estate, mining,
energy, fucking wine making.

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Having sex with Jay Electronica.
He did it at Rothschild.

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That’s pretty cool for a rapper.
Did a Rothschild.

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That is that’s that’s Illuminati
cred right there.

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That’s impressive.
And as mentioned already, they

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are at the center of damn near
every conspiracy that boils down

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to the Jews.
And those are the basics.

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To explain everything about the
Rothschilds and the conspiracies

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surrounding them would take a
bunch of episodes, and we should

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do that someday.
I would do a couple sods about

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the Rothschilds.
I think people over and

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underestimate their influence so
much, and it’s the kind of thing

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that deserves a nice deep dive
for sure, and a very easy group

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to be like, well, it’s the
Rothschilds.

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And it’s like, well, I mean,
tangentially, they’re an aspect

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of whatever you’re talking about
probably.

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But like, you know, they’re not
like the boogeyman of

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everything.
Yeah, but for now, let’s get

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back to the Rothschild who just
died in LA.

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The house this guy died in?
Shockingly modest.

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Or being a descendant of the
cabal that controls the world.

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Real estate listings describe it
as an 825 square foot,

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two-bedroom home worth about $1
million.

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Wow, that sounds like a lot to
people in other parts of the

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country, I’m sure.
And it is, don’t get me wrong.

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This is an LA starter house
price.

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Yeah, yeah.
I used to work with a guy who

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bought a house in Venice and
granted, this would have been

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like, you know, 810 years ago,
but he paid $1,000,000 and it

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was a one bedroom house.
It was tiny as shit.

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And so A1 like a $1 million
house in Laurel Canyon.

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That’s the Hollywood Hills.
I.

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Thought must be a really shitty
house.

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What is it taunted?
Like how do you get a house that

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cost that cheap in the
neighborhood?

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Yeah, I don’t know.
And it like, it’s hard to tell

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now because all the pictures of
it, it’s fucking burned out, so

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you don’t really see what it
looked like.

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But in the interviews with
neighbors, no one’s like, also

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that piece of shit house he was
in, how about that?

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So I don’t know, what if Laurel
Canyon is just secretly super

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affordable and that’s actually
the most expensive house there?

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That would be cool.
Yeah.

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How would they be keeping that a
secret from us?

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I don’t know.
They figure it out I guess.

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I mean, it’s all the
intelligence community up there

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still probably.
The psyop you just park a bunch

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of Bentleys down at the bottom
of the hill and once you drive

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up it’s all Toyota Corollas from
the late 80s.

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Yeah, it’s like Cuba up there.
It’s a good Cuba auto joke that

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that 22% of the audience at best
is going to get.

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I do love that all their cars
are from the 50s over there for

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some reason.
Yeah or import laws and shit.

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I guess it makes sense.
Haven’t gotten a new car since

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like fucking Jimmy Carter.
Couldn’t they get cars from like

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Japan and stuff?
Yeah, maybe they could get like

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Daihatsu.
Shit, I don’t know.

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Yeah, why don’t?
Why is there no Hyundais over

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there or anything?
None of that.

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Yeah, at least an old a pony or
something.

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Yeah, there’s no Yugos.
No one bought a Yugo.

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Someone floated the Geo Metro
over there on pool noodles at

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least.
I wonder what a Yugo goes for

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now.
I bet a vintage Yugo that’s

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still in running shape is
probably like five times what a

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Yugo used to cost, which was I
think $3500 something.

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Arsandbids.com YUGO Enter.
Let’s see what a pristine Yugo

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goes for.
Looks like the the top dollar on

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a really nice Yugo these days.
Like $6100 Adam.

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Yeah.
So that’s about twice what they

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sold for new.
Buck.

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And honestly, it looks worth
every penny.

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This thing is kind of dragged
out.

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It’s sort of like a JDM version
of an AMC Gremlin.

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Remember those?
Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, me.
And my mom.

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Car accident in a gremlin when I
was a kid.

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Oh no shit.
Yeah, not a major one.

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It’s very minor.
It’s fine.

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A gremlin is a tiny part of
getting an accident.

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Yeah, anyway.
That was.

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Later on later on, Boomer talk
with Connor and Adam.

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I’m only 31.
What do I know about these cars?

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So neighbors described here in
glass shattering, but no other

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noises coming from the fire.
One of the first weird details

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came pretty early on.
Voting records showed that

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William A de Rothschild, age 87,
lived at the residence, but it

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was listed as being owned by
someone with a similar name who

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was only 77.
And the LA Times also reached

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out to a woman whose name
appeared in records pertaining

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to the house, but she did not
respond.

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History.
Well I mean you’re in the

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fucking Rothschild family.
Like pretty sure it’s like kind

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of soprano rules as per talking
to the local cops.

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Yeah, yeah.
You don’t just call a

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Rothschild, probably.
Yeah, let me let me get my story

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straight with the second richest
guy in Germany.

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The neighbors who spoke to the
Times said that this guy was

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very friendly, described himself
as a Yale graduate, also said he

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was very attached to his dog who
has not been seen since the

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fire.
That part is sad.

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Unless there’s just like a fake
guy in the house and this

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Rothschild made off with his dog
somewhere.

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I like to imagine it was owned
by this miserable like rich guy

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and the dog like found.
We got rescued by a loving

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family with a white picket fence
and a little boolean girl that

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played with it every day.
And this is this murder has

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actually been like a the silver
lining this dog has been waiting

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for its entire miserable life.
I worked for a comedy club owner

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one time that was such an awful,
miserable man that even his dog

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was depressed.
He had a 2 year old golden

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retriever, the happiest creature
that God can create.

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It was miserable around Wayne.
Wayne, get your shit together.

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Wayne Payne, is that his?
Real name.

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No, it’s just the pain you feel
when you’re around Wayne, man.

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Fuck.
So the house was very modest,

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but this guy also apparently had
like a Jay Leno level car

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collection.
He stored some of them at his

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house and others.
This is a quote from the LA

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Times article.
Up the street at another

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property that was ornamented
with busts of great thinkers,

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including Raphael and
Michelangelo and several

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security cameras.
I wonder if there was a shredder

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bust?
Damn it, Adam.

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Yeah, I was working on the Ninja
Turtles joke.

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When you want me to have some
kind of second joke, I don’t.

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Yeah, that’s I don’t, I don’t
know what that.

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Funny to have marble bust and
all this shit and the you go.

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Yeah, it’s just all these busts.
There’s a bunch of security

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cameras.
It’s reported that one of his

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cars was a red Porsche 9/11
Never forget that was once owned

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by Michael Jordan.
That’s cool.

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That was once lost by Michael
Jordan in a poker game.

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Yeah, he probably won it for
Michael Jordan tossing quarters

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at the wall.
See which one is closest.

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That’s fucking pulling hairs out
of his leg and guessing if the

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number was even or odd.
A really cute girl did that to

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me once in school.
She sat in my lap and just

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started pulling hair out of my
leg.

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She said even her odd.
I was like what?

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And she’s like are the hairs
even her odd?

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And I was like oh I see what
you’re doing.

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Well I don’t want you to get out
of my lap.

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So odd.
And one naked shin the rest of

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the year.
So far nothing I’ve read

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indicates that foul play is
suspected here, but it’s still a

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little early for that, seen as
how this just happened a couple

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weeks ago as we record this.
But story gets weirder.

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I mean, not everybody can be
found with the manifesto and,

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you know, face matching the
security camera footage.

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So some things are a little
murkier.

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And I mean, I think if you’re
going to kill, like, someone

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from a really rich family, this
is sort of like how you want to

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do like, oh, fake electrical
fire or whatever.

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Yeah.
About a week after the fire, the

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LA Times ran a follow up article
revealing that, uh oh, this guy

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was not a Rothschild after all.
Pretender to the throne.

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Yeah, he just apparently really
wanted to be 1.

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He always wanted to experience
anti-Semitism, but he never

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could.
Yeah, that, I think might be the

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weirdest part of all the
families.

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It’s like being like, I’m going
to change my name to Connor

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Zuckerberg.
Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, of all the families to
want to join.

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But apparently that’s what
happened with this guy.

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He wasn’t born with the name.
The official Rothschild

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genealogy doesn’t mention him.
Instead, it seems like he just

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had his name changed to
Rothschild at one point, and

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that point being 1985.
That’s when a guy whose real

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name is William Alfred Kaufman
petitioned the LA County

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Superior Court to change his
name to William Alexander de

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Rothschild.
Oh yeah, they throw the day.

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In there.
Yeah.

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He.
This is a quote from his about

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legal filing.
I want to take my family name

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that I prefer to Kaufman.
It would simplify my life

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greatly, taking the name from my
mother’s side.

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End Quote.
Imagine thinking changing your

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name to Rothschild would
simplify your life.

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Once I can live my life as
Connor Paul Hitler.

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Well that’s a bad analogy.
Need a good last name?

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And no one objected, so the name
change was approved by a judge

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shortly thereafter.
Somehow, it still gets weirder.

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The Times reached out to this
guy’s younger brother, Richard

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Kaufman of Oregon.
He told them his brother

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disappeared in the 60s or 70s,
and the family presumed he was

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dead a long time ago.
This guy’s like, I feel like

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this guy’s up to something.
He’s like military intelligence

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or something.
I’m probably just thinking that

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because it’s Laurel Canyon.
It seems like some kind of a

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long game aspects to it, you
know, Like I’m going to set set

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myself over this place and
change my name and let a bunch

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of time go by.
Odd for sure.

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And he and his brother were nine
years apart, so they weren’t

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super close.
He said his older brother left

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for the University of Oregon
after high school and then left

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the state in the 60s or 70s.
And that he literally only

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talked to him one time by phone
after that.

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And even that, he says, was a
very odd call and that he didn’t

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explain where he’d gone.
He says that call happened at

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some point in the 70s or 80s.
This guy’s not good with

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timelines.
He’s given us a whole decade

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long windows here.
Yeah, he’s he’s definitely his

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last name is definitely not
Rolex.

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He’s got no concept to touch.
He also said his family is not

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Jewish and has no relation to
the Rothschilds.

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So he’s here’s more of what he’s
like.

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Actually, I’m realizing he’s
more like the Rachel Dolezal of

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Jewish people.
He just wants to fuck.

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He’s down.
He’s with it.

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He’s with the cause.
Yeah, he’s an ally, Super ally.

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He’s.
He’s allied to the deep, deep

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states.
That’s I love OPEC, man come.

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On Neighbors had also told the
LA Times that Rothschild Dick

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Kaufman said he donated a bunch
of his cars to L as Peterson

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Automotive Museum.
It’s where Biggie got shot, for

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the record.
Allegedly.

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A Peterson representative said
there was no record of any such

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transaction.
So this guy was just telling

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stories about himself.
You know that anonymous wing at

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the hospital?
I’m anonymous.

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They say he was happiest when he
was talking about his cars, but

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otherwise was pretty quiet.
Seemed educated.

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I always wonder what was a guy
like this doing for money if he

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lost contact with his family.
Was he?

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Yeah, right.
Working Did he have a career?

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Because the LA Times finds all
sorts of shit about his ex-wife,

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they’re able to find his
brother, and all they really

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find about this guy is that he
changed his name to Rothschild

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in 85.
You know, most guys just kind of

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like find like a like an
influencer to sort of just like

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pretend to be and go like, oh,
that guy’s just like he’s just

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kind of like a bootleg Theo Von
or that guy’s just a poor man’s

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Louis J Gomez or whatever the
fuck.

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This guy is like he’s got he at
some point along in this

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timeline, he got Jerry Seinfeld
pilled where he’s like, I’m just

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going to get really into
Porsches being Jewish and

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fucking not talking to people
and being Asperger and weird.

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If I could just fuck 117 year
old then I got this whole thing

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figured out.
And face no ramifications for

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it.
Exactly.

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So a neighbor interviewed after
the identity reveal said that

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Rothschild quote came off as
genuinely educated and very

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polite and that he carried
himself like I think a

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Rothschild would.
The money is there whether it is

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Rothschild money or not.
How does this guy know how a

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Rothschild would carry
themselves?

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You don’t know that level of
wealth.

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Well, I think he probably would
have read about it as much as

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possible, seeing as he’s fucking
cosplaying as one.

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No, I mean the neighbor who
said.

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Oh, the neighbor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it.

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Was like, yeah, he seemed like a
Rothschild.

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You know, a bunch.
I had a breakfast sandwich and I

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don’t know why.
I thought I’d be perky and alert

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afterwards.
Name your five favorite

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Rothschilds.
You think this guy carried

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himself like a?
Roth, Baron von Wilhelm von

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Charter.
I’m just going with stuffy

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Jewish names, or all the old
timey names.

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He’s got to be right, right?
So the LA Times started super

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duper looking into this guy
after all of this came out.

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This, I feel like, is a little
weird too.

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They found that he bought the
house in Laurel Canyon in 1972,

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which that’s a point in history
where it really was a bunch of

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fucking kind.
Of when we were talking about

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that episode, yeah.
Hippie musicians and shit.

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So this guy was there when there
was kind of a military

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intelligence presence and seems
like he just never left.

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You know, it’s like if you live
this time in LA local episode,

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we’ve talked about a lot, all
that stuff.

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And what it what what this means
is that if Laurel Canyon was

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full of this many, as you said,
military intelligence

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representatives, that means that
the Rock’n’roll Ralphs on Sunset

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must have also been crawling
with CIA Spooks and government

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goons.
Probably.

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The CIA Ralphs.
They’re all CIA.

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That’s.
What I call, that’s what I’m

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calling it now.
The CIA Ralphs.

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The government.
Ralphs.

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They also found that he married
a woman named Margot Merkin in

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Nevada in 1991.
Who was convicted of being a

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minor character in The Marvelous
Mrs. Maisel?

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She is the daughter of Morris
Merkin.

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Convicted of being a even more
minor character and it’s.

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He is the founder of the budget
Rent a Car chain and she

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operated a budget facility in
the 80s called Drive a Dream

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that rented out high end cars
like Rolls Royces and things of

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the like.
Well, that’s fun.

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00:22:22,680 –> 00:22:25,080
I as someone who thinks that
regular people should be able to

436
00:22:25,080 –> 00:22:28,000
drive fancy cars for a day, I
think that’s good.

437
00:22:28,080 –> 00:22:32,360
Yeah, I remember there was in
like late 80s rap, there was a

438
00:22:32,360 –> 00:22:36,400
big like controversy about
people renting cars and

439
00:22:36,400 –> 00:22:38,400
pretending that.
As there should be.

440
00:22:38,440 –> 00:22:40,840
I think that’s a very valid
point of criticism.

441
00:22:40,840 –> 00:22:42,400
It’s like that’s how that car’s
rented.

442
00:22:43,320 –> 00:22:47,640
Yeah, seems fair, but also get a
load of this white stripe shit.

443
00:22:47,680 –> 00:22:53,200
Neighbors said they did know of
Margo Merkin, but they knew her

444
00:22:53,200 –> 00:22:57,600
as Rothschild’s cousin or sister
and not his wife.

445
00:22:57,800 –> 00:23:01,240
But the LA Times confirmed they
were definitely married.

446
00:23:01,320 –> 00:23:04,920
And as a huge White Stripes fan
and Rothschild said, you know,

447
00:23:04,920 –> 00:23:07,760
this is I’m gonna, I’m, I’m the
really the target audience for

448
00:23:07,760 –> 00:23:09,200
that joke.
Yeah, Yeah.

449
00:23:09,200 –> 00:23:10,520
You could not have had a cleaner
shot.

450
00:23:10,600 –> 00:23:13,560
That’s good.
I had tickets to see The White

451
00:23:13,560 –> 00:23:16,720
Stripes in concert 2 weeks
before they broke up.

452
00:23:17,200 –> 00:23:20,040
Oh bro, I’m about to break your
heart because I saw them on the

453
00:23:20,040 –> 00:23:23,720
Get Behind Me Satan tour when I
was 12 at the Glass House in

454
00:23:23,760 –> 00:23:26,480
Pomona with like 400 people and
it was like the best show I’ve

455
00:23:26,480 –> 00:23:28,960
ever seen in my life.
I bet God damn it.

456
00:23:29,280 –> 00:23:32,080
Yeah, I love The White Stripes.
I’ve seen Jack White twice, but

457
00:23:32,080 –> 00:23:33,480
I never got to see The White
Stripes.

458
00:23:33,560 –> 00:23:35,000
I haven’t seen her since the
stripes.

459
00:23:35,200 –> 00:23:37,360
Yeah, white stripes.
Great, great, great fucking

460
00:23:37,360 –> 00:23:39,560
performing that.
The amount of emotion and energy

461
00:23:39,560 –> 00:23:42,080
he put in that performance is
more than any other performance

462
00:23:42,080 –> 00:23:43,800
ever seen in Minnie John, right
Of any kind.

463
00:23:43,800 –> 00:23:45,240
That was that was the most
powerful.

464
00:23:45,280 –> 00:23:47,280
Yeah.
It’s like this motherfucker is

465
00:23:47,280 –> 00:23:52,960
singing about bull weevils.
Sure, you insane hipster genius.

466
00:23:53,040 –> 00:23:57,040
So there’s still no word on why
this guy decided to impersonate

467
00:23:57,080 –> 00:24:01,680
a Rothschild, but it’s not a
completely uncommon thing.

468
00:24:01,760 –> 00:24:05,440
They are a powerful family and
pretending to be one of them

469
00:24:05,440 –> 00:24:08,400
just sort of implies that you
have a shit ton of money and

470
00:24:08,400 –> 00:24:11,720
connections and that you maybe
harvest the adrenal glands of

471
00:24:11,720 –> 00:24:15,760
children to whip up a delicious
drink that guarantees success on

472
00:24:15,760 –> 00:24:18,760
the world stage.
You know, and this is just, he

473
00:24:18,760 –> 00:24:21,640
definitely picked the right time
to pretend to be an important

474
00:24:21,640 –> 00:24:25,000
person in, you know, because if
you’re, if you’re in Los Angeles

475
00:24:25,000 –> 00:24:27,440
and you’re trying to get a cable
and you say you don’t have a

476
00:24:27,440 –> 00:24:31,440
reservation for Simon Gersh, you
know, then people are going to

477
00:24:31,680 –> 00:24:33,000
go.
Then I’ll then I’ll double

478
00:24:33,000 –> 00:24:34,960
check, you know, then at least
I’ll look.

479
00:24:35,080 –> 00:24:37,760
You know, if you got the
Rothschild, that’s an I’ll look,

480
00:24:37,760 –> 00:24:41,920
that’s a little bit more access
just on schmooze factor for

481
00:24:41,920 –> 00:24:43,200
sure.
There’s no denying it.

482
00:24:43,320 –> 00:24:45,000
Yeah.
It’s a fancy ass name.

483
00:24:45,040 –> 00:24:49,400
I would be nicer to them, just
actually opportunistic comedy

484
00:24:49,400 –> 00:24:51,920
writer that I am, if I met a
person named Rothschild, one of

485
00:24:51,920 –> 00:24:54,880
my TV tape and they’d be like,
just in case you better not fuck

486
00:24:54,880 –> 00:24:57,040
this up.
I’ve actually, I’ve actually

487
00:24:57,040 –> 00:24:59,240
said stupid shit in front of
important people before.

488
00:24:59,360 –> 00:25:04,760
Yeah, same.
So in in 2021, a woman named Ena

489
00:25:04,880 –> 00:25:10,240
Yashishin posed as you de
Rothschild when visiting Mar a

490
00:25:10,240 –> 00:25:14,320
Lago and managed to meet Trump
and his friends and family.

491
00:25:14,360 –> 00:25:17,920
There was also a guy who called
himself Kyle Deschanel who

492
00:25:17,920 –> 00:25:20,840
claimed to be a Rothschild heir
in offspring.

493
00:25:21,000 –> 00:25:24,120
Excellent gigolo name, yeah.
Yeah, that’s a smooth one.

494
00:25:24,280 –> 00:25:26,840
Did somebody call for a Kyle
Deschanel?

495
00:25:27,920 –> 00:25:31,200
His real name was Aria Dodelson,
no.

496
00:25:31,200 –> 00:25:34,280
Wonder he changed it like Kyle
Deschanel.

497
00:25:34,800 –> 00:25:37,120
That’s the name of a guy with a
horrible name.

498
00:25:37,440 –> 00:25:41,080
I wish I had a cool beautiful
name like Kyle Deschanel.

499
00:25:41,720 –> 00:25:45,560
I got to be Aria Dodelson
hanging out with Adelaide

500
00:25:45,560 –> 00:25:49,080
Stevenson and all the other
fucking shit named Ugly Butts.

501
00:25:49,600 –> 00:25:53,640
So yeah, this happens, but why
this guy in particular chose to

502
00:25:53,640 –> 00:25:57,880
do it remains to be determined.
We will keep you posted as

503
00:25:57,880 –> 00:26:00,360
updates arrive.
I don’t know that anyone is

504
00:26:00,360 –> 00:26:02,520
going to follow this story
enough for there to be updates,

505
00:26:02,520 –> 00:26:04,640
but who knows?
I am interested to see if this

506
00:26:04,640 –> 00:26:09,120
guy was, like, murdered or if he
just died or if that’s just like

507
00:26:09,120 –> 00:26:11,360
the body of a homeless person in
there.

508
00:26:11,360 –> 00:26:14,680
And again, he’s in like the
Czech Republic with his dog

509
00:26:14,960 –> 00:26:17,240
right now.
Or, or sometimes I bet somebody

510
00:26:17,240 –> 00:26:20,200
that’s in political trouble just
totally does get into a random

511
00:26:20,200 –> 00:26:22,200
car accident that looks kind of
fishy.

512
00:26:22,440 –> 00:26:24,800
It just went down straight, you
know, like, so maybe the fucking

513
00:26:24,800 –> 00:26:25,760
house burned down.
Yeah.

514
00:26:25,880 –> 00:26:29,080
Yeah, I mean, he’s 87, so it’s
not like.

515
00:26:29,160 –> 00:26:30,960
Not great at fire prevention
gang.

516
00:26:31,280 –> 00:26:34,320
Yeah, not going to be that fleet
of foot when the fire breaks

517
00:26:34,320 –> 00:26:38,400
out, Probably so, yeah.
Fleet of Foot, What were you

518
00:26:38,400 –> 00:26:39,880
reading?
Mark Twain earlier?

519
00:26:39,880 –> 00:26:44,560
Nice.
So yeah, I mean, rest, rest

520
00:26:44,560 –> 00:26:47,760
easy, Fake Rothschild.
Mr. Kaufman.

521
00:26:47,800 –> 00:26:50,240
William Kaufman.
Well, you know, wherever he is

522
00:26:50,240 –> 00:26:52,360
now, he’s a real Rothschild in
heaven.

523
00:26:52,720 –> 00:26:54,560
You with heaven.
Yeah, he’s he’s with the

524
00:26:54,560 –> 00:27:00,080
Rothschilds now.
But so, yeah, that’s, that’s the

525
00:27:00,080 –> 00:27:02,200
episode.
Should we post the address so

526
00:27:02,200 –> 00:27:06,960
people can go check this out?
Do like some morbid tourism kind

527
00:27:06,960 –> 00:27:08,400
of stuff?
Dark tourism.

528
00:27:08,440 –> 00:27:13,160
They’re thinking about Jonestown
to tourism, which, wow.

529
00:27:13,320 –> 00:27:15,600
We should, we should do the
first conspiracy of the show,

530
00:27:15,600 –> 00:27:19,920
cruise and charter a small
fishing dinghy where we go take

531
00:27:19,920 –> 00:27:21,920
it all the way down there with
our listeners.

532
00:27:21,920 –> 00:27:23,920
It’s like an exclusive
experience.

533
00:27:24,080 –> 00:27:26,360
I’m all for it.
No, I’m just saying I don’t

534
00:27:26,360 –> 00:27:29,200
think the firefighters that
investigated were necessarily

535
00:27:29,200 –> 00:27:32,080
looking for like, let’s say,
baby bones that had been

536
00:27:32,080 –> 00:27:35,280
harvested for their Adrena
crumble components when they

537
00:27:35,280 –> 00:27:37,960
were doing their little arson
sweep, their little fake

538
00:27:38,360 –> 00:27:40,640
investigation, if you want to
call it Ted.

539
00:27:40,720 –> 00:27:42,680
Yeah.
How much gold did you find?

540
00:27:42,840 –> 00:27:44,520
Probably a lot that there was a
lot.

541
00:27:44,560 –> 00:27:47,960
But I you know, I bet they, I
bet they found 200 lbs of gold

542
00:27:47,960 –> 00:27:50,840
and they reported all 14 ounces
to the evidence locker.

543
00:27:51,840 –> 00:27:54,800
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, that I think is our

544
00:27:54,800 –> 00:27:56,800
episode.
This is shorter than usual

545
00:27:56,960 –> 00:27:59,680
because this is a developing
story.

546
00:27:59,880 –> 00:28:02,680
Breaking news.
Got our finger on the pulse.

547
00:28:02,760 –> 00:28:05,120
Connor, thank you for doing the
pod as always.

548
00:28:05,160 –> 00:28:08,280
What do we have to plug before
we get out of here?

549
00:28:08,600 –> 00:28:12,880
patreon.com Slash on pops.
You don’t. pod.supercast.com.

550
00:28:12,920 –> 00:28:16,760
Go there, get bonus episodes.
You can get annual subscriptions

551
00:28:16,760 –> 00:28:18,960
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552
00:28:19,040 –> 00:28:20,920
And my solo podcast in broad
daylight.

553
00:28:21,160 –> 00:28:25,000
Connor, what do you got to plug?
Brazzers is free this week if

554
00:28:25,200 –> 00:28:27,880
you want to check it out.
No, I’m not a Brazzers guy.

555
00:28:27,880 –> 00:28:30,040
I never have been.
You can listen to my podcast

556
00:28:30,040 –> 00:28:32,440
Mean Boys.
It’s a variety show with

557
00:28:32,440 –> 00:28:35,440
monologue, jokes, games,
sketches.

558
00:28:35,960 –> 00:28:37,520
It’s very funny.
We put a lot of work in every

559
00:28:37,520 –> 00:28:38,800
show.
You can watch it on YouTube.

560
00:28:40,320 –> 00:28:43,040
Very unique, very funny.
With my Co host Keith Carey and

561
00:28:43,040 –> 00:28:45,200
Tom Gus.
I’ve got a one hour comedy

562
00:28:45,200 –> 00:28:47,840
special you can watch on YouTube
as well called Jokes about

563
00:28:47,840 –> 00:28:50,440
Fucking Very Funny.
You can also listen to it on

564
00:28:50,440 –> 00:28:55,200
Spotify as an album, the same
comedy special and convenient

565
00:28:55,200 –> 00:28:57,560
album form for your car or at
the gym.

566
00:28:57,640 –> 00:29:01,760
If you listen to comedy at the
gym, that’s yeah, it’s upsetting

567
00:29:01,760 –> 00:29:03,680
to me for some reason.
But you know, if you want to

568
00:29:04,120 –> 00:29:06,320
want to get a pump on where you
while you listen to me talk

569
00:29:06,320 –> 00:29:08,480
about fat women, then you do
you.

570
00:29:09,920 –> 00:29:12,320
What about podcasts?
Do people listen to podcasts at

571
00:29:12,320 –> 00:29:13,520
the gym?
That’d be weird.

572
00:29:13,520 –> 00:29:16,800
I always have.
Yeah, I mean, I don’t listen to

573
00:29:16,800 –> 00:29:20,360
podcast in general, but I really
can’t picture doing it working.

574
00:29:20,360 –> 00:29:22,840
Out I got I got like 3 left that
can stand.

575
00:29:23,080 –> 00:29:26,480
Yeah, makes sense.
All right, let’s get the fuck

576
00:29:26,480 –> 00:29:28,280
out of here.
Connor, say goodbye.

577
00:29:28,400 –> 00:29:30,320
Goodbye.
Goodbye everybody, we love you.