Conspiracy! The Show 356: Inside the Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book

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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to

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Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host Adam Todd Brown

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joining me as Co host this week.
Conor Mcspadden’s here.

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How’s it going, man?
Honored to be your Galaine

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Maxwell.
It is fucking go time for a

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conspiracy theory podcast.
Yeah, every it is.

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There’s a lot happening, man.
The Epstein book, the Charlie

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Kirk shooting.
Man, definitely unrelated but

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yeah you might not have heard
because of the Charlie Kirk

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shooting, but the Jeffrey
Epstein birthday book came out.

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This is really like the
Salmarillion for the Charlie

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Kirk shooting.
It precedes it.

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This is all the lore you need to
really understand it.

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Yeah, Charlie Kirk was one of
the last prominent right winners

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still calling for the Epstein
files.

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This episode is not about how
curious it is that he got

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assassinated a day before this
book came out, but it might be

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someday.
But not right now.

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We’re just talking about that
fucking book.

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Because the book is fucking
weird.

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The book is the 100 pages of
weird it.

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Yeah, and it’s not child porn.
You’re not going to look at it

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and feel like you’re committing
a crime.

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It’s just, you know the context
around it and it makes every

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word in it fucking suspicious.
It’s all kind of clearly written

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in innuendo and inside jokes and
code, but to every little crumb

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of coherency that is actually
there points to just a bunch of

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rampant kid fuckery.
Yeah, yeah.

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But it doesn’t ever blatantly
say that, it just always hints

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at it.
But it just talks about holding

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women at knifepoint.
Yeah, that’s all.

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You know, just totally chill
vacation stuff like that.

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Yeah, and pretending to be a
girl’s father so you can get on

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the phone and get her brought up
to your place so you can look at

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her boobs.
We don’t know that that girl was

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underage.
She probably was, though.

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There are letters from a couple
women in here who are at least

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adults and were adults when they
met Jeffrey Epstein, which I

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thought that was odd.
The Stockholm Syndrome section

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where everyone when he’s
trafficked is like, well, you

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know, I got to go to Ibiza so I
don’t hate it yet.

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Yeah, there’s a lot of that
shit.

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It’s disturbing as fuck.
We’ll link to PBS has the actual

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book, the PDF as the government
released it, so we’ll link to

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that.
But also there’s a writer named

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Ellie Leonard who apparently
works in the field of

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transcription and on her sub
stack she has transcribed the

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entire Epstein book.
So you don’t have to try and

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read people’s shitty
handwriting.

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And boys, the handwriting
shitty.

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Almost all of it.
It was Galene Maxwell, a fucking

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doctor.
I can’t read a fucking thing,

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she said.
Yeah, it’s like she was writing

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shorthand or some shit.
Her handwriting especially.

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Fucking nightmare.
It’s worth a flip through.

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Even if you listen to this
podcast, it’s worth flipping

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through it just for all the rare
Jeffrey’s you get.

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You get lots of rare pictures of
Jeffrey Epstein.

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If you’re a Jeff Head, you want
to see what he’s all about.

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What is see you get some good
fits in there.

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I mean, you know, as much as I
hate the guy, he’s got some

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solid fits.
I mean he had cash.

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Yep, and he was in decent shape.
Lots of pictures of him with no

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shirt on.
Lots.

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Flat fucking stomach too.
Yeah, yeah, ABS.

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Yeah, you can tell the peeper
wasn’t that huge.

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There’s a bunch of pictures of
him with dudes in their

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underwear and seems like
everyone else is packing a

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little more than.
Unlike Epstein, the Charlie Kirk

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shooter, we did not notice
bulge.

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So the book is out.
It opens with a handwritten

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letter from Jelaine Maxwell
that’s just kind of a rundown of

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what the whole book is about.
And I got to say, put in a book

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like this together for somebody
is a huge undertaking.

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You got to contact everybody
they’ve ever known and press

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them for this weird personal
emotional favor.

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And with their whole on again
off again relationship, Jeffrey

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clearly had this woman under his
fucking thumb.

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And the only way I can describe
Dwayne Maxwell’s relationship

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with Jeffrey Eckstein, it’s my
understanding, is it seems like

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the woman was straight,
dignmatized.

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Kinda, yeah, Yeah.
By his egg shaped Dick.

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Well that’s one of my favorite
details is when they finally get

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him in for questioning and if
it’s like the first question

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they ask was you have an egg
shaped penis walks out.

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So we already mentioned, but one
of the big hassles here is

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Dwayne Maxwell’s handwriting is
fucking atrocious.

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She wrote a caption underneath
Jeffrey Epstein’s Boy Scout

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graduation certificate, which is
in this book, and it just says

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no, something left.
I can’t even make out the middle

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word but it’s weird.
It could have been pussy or

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Pinewood Derby cards, there’s no
way to know.

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There’s also a picture of what
I’m assuming is him as a kid

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with two other kids and the
caption she wrote says the first

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girlfriend which.
Again, it’s Galene has a

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notoriously body sense of humor.
She’s very blue, but in that

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really kind of unappealing way
that people that aren’t

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comedians are really sexual and
blue.

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You know, when you don’t really
know what you’re doing.

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She’s just like, look at these
Bachelorette party straws I got

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that are shaped like Dicks.
Isn’t this so fun?

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That was another one of
everything.

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She had little Dick straws.
Yeah.

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So the beginning of the book
isn’t that salacious.

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I would say it takes a little
bit before it really starts

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getting into, oh, this guy’s
definitely a pedophile.

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Doesn’t it seem like he was
human trafficking people when he

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was 7?
We can say that.

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Right, right.
It seems like at least for a

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while he was on the straight and
narrow.

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Seems like it might have started
happening when he was like 17 or

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something.
I think he got into it pretty

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early.
But before that he was just a

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straight A accordion playing
student.

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Yeah, his accordion playing is
really the left field highlight

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of this book that I was not
expecting.

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Yeah, I didn’t expect to come
away from this book with that

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tidbit, but Jeffrey Epstein
apparently accomplished

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accordion player.
I was content living in the

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universe where Weird Al Yankovic
and Jeffrey Epstein had nothing

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in common.
I love the former.

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Yeah, so the book then moves
into a section called Family,

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and it’s pretty standard Monday
and stuff.

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There’s pictures of him and his
family when he was a kid,

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letters from his mom about his
upbringing, again, nothing too

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salacious.
And then there’s a section

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called Brooklyn.
And there is a typed letter from

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someone named Fran that I don’t
know if this is just

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accidentally questionable, but
this is what I mean when I say

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every word in this book feels
suspicious.

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This is what Fran wrote.
How I remember Jeffrey.

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Jeffrey was born in average
size, a dazzling smile, laughing

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blue eyes, the mind of a truly
great mathematician.

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To me, he is someone beyond all
description.

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My contribution?
A simple toy for such an

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outstanding little boy.
He assembled thousands of nuts,

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screws and bolts, created an
empire with astounding results.

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The memory I shall never forget.
It all started with an Erector

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set.
Love you forever Fran.

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Something about seeing the line
it started with an erector set

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makes me suspicious.
Yeah, it is this.

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Another weird boner joke in this
indecipherable tome.

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There’s a lot of poems in here
too.

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Yeah.
Who?

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Was that no one has ever written
me a poem.

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Never.
Never got a lot of great

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friends.
I never got a poem from any of

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them.
And I feel like if you had

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someone put a book like this
together for me, no one would

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write a poem.
I would now only because I would

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be doing a call back to the
Jeffrey Epstein book.

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But you know.
Well, yeah, I would.

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That’s just ’cause I’m fun.
Recreate the Trump letter if

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someone asked me to do this.
But with my weird pubic hair

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signature.
Oh man, we’re going to talk

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about the Trump letter.
It’s in here.

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Oh yes, it is.
It sure is, as is a letter from

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Bill Clinton, but who wasn’t
expecting that?

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What do you think about the
newspaper article clippings?

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I can’t tell if those are real
or if they’re real but from a

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parody type publication or if
Jelaine Maxwell just made them

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up, but they are some crazy ass
news articles that are clipped

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in this book.
Did they have a sort of a

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Photoshop of that time that they
could have used to make these

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things?
I mean, it’s, they seem so fake,

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but it’s also like, well, how
did she make them?

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Yeah, and they’re written as if
they’re newspaper articles.

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The first one is about a boy
whose mom forced him to play

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Flight of the Bumblebee and
Sabre Dance on accordion 100

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times a day for five years and
then wood forest him to perform

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in public.
And if he refused to perform his

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quote treasured Nathan’s lobster
salad and quote would be

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withheld from him.
What?

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Yeah.
What?

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What capital?
What?

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And then it ends by reassuring
us that he did get a pound of

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his favorite treat after the
performance.

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I couldn’t put away a pound of
lobster salad by myself now.

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Between the two of us, I doubt
we could do it.

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Yeah, one thing I fucking hate
Lobster salad.

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I’ve never had it, but I bet I
hate it.

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Lobster roll I had.
It’s overrated.

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Yeah, I’m not a fan of lobster
in general.

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I’ve only had it once, but it
was enough.

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Flutter the bumblebee on the
accordion on the other hand,

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that sounds like it would go
pretty hard.

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Yeah, I would check that shit
out.

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Then there’s a follow up article
about a boy who lived the 1st 13

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years of his life eating only
Nathan’s lobster salad and

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drinking, quote, Sonny Boy
Orange drinks.

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Is that a real thing?
Let’s see.

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Is that?
Yeah.

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Was it a PepsiCo product from
the 50s we forgot about?

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Yeah, it looks like it was an
orange drink that was sold

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around Coney Island and stuff.
That’s why I feel like these are

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fake is because how on earth
would this be an article in the

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newspaper?
Yeah, if there’s plenty of kids

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that have survived the 1st 13
years of their life on Mountain

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Dew and they’re not on fucking
the local news.

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Yeah.
So did Maxwell just type these

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up because this was what, early
90s when they put?

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When he was 50.
He died in what, 20?

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He died in 2019 when he was 63.
So 2019 -, 13 was 2000. 2000s

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maybe, yeah.
Yeah, they had Photoshop and

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shit.
Yeah.

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So yeah, maybe, maybe she just
photoshopped him.

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I mean so.
Why do I know the age and year

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when Jeffrey Epstein died
offhand?

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I was surprised it was so long
ago.

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I thought it was during COVID
that he died but now I.

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Always remember because I was
with Tim Dillon in the Lights

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Out with David Spade dressing
room.

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Oh yeah.
Yeah, it was quite the person to

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share the day with.
So also that article about the

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Sonny Boy orange drinks.
It quotes the mom of that boy as

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saying she thought the lobster
salad would make her son a

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genius and that the drinks gave
her son bigger lips.

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Or playing saxophone.
What?

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Again?
Fucking what?

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I don’t think they could make a
drink that gives you bigger lips

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unless it’s like some kind of
allergic reaction.

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Yeah, I think if you’re drinking
something and your lips are

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getting plumper, you’ve been
poisoned in some way.

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I would call poison control for
sure, yeah.

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And there is at one point in
these files, a business card

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that is is just advertising
Jeffrey Epstein as a piano and

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accordion player for all
occasions.

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For all occasions, because I
don’t think there is an occasion

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where an accordion wouldn’t be
appropriate.

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Funeral.
It’s kind of a somber wheezing

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instrument, or it can be a body
jolly rompish instrument.

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You know, if you play a little
polka.

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Yeah, a little polka.
Love it.

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So there’s also an article that
starts with this banger of a

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sentence quote.
Lloyd Bridges, human fish, a

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watermonger and a local T-shirt
clad hippo were attacked by a

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school of deadly Coney Island
whitefish.

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I don’t know.
I don’t know.

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I don’t know what relation this
has to Jeffrey Epstein.

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Is like Hippo would?
Is this like referring to a fat

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friend of his and some kind of
inside joke?

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See that’s what I was wondering.
Is this just all like really

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deeply coded references to shit
Epstein has done in the past?

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This is like I’m reading the
Hillary Clinton emails all over

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again.
That walnut sauce e-mail is

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fucking strange.
There’s some strange ones, yeah.

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Those John Podesta emails?
If you think those aren’t weird,

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you’re fucking lying to
yourself.

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I believe they refer to spirit
cooking, which is basically

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Aleister Crowley making little
cakes out of blood and cum and

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spit.
Yeah, shit like that.

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Yeah, yeah, it’s very fucking
weird.

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So there’s also a very strange
article about a Brooklyn doctor

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named Doctor Shinho.
Yep.

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And this concoction he uses for
improving the complexion of

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quote Butterface teens.
And I think we all know what

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butterface means.
I never looked at a teen and

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thought, hey look, you got a
butter face.

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That’s the.
Most rapy thing?

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Yeah, that’s where this book
starts to veer into the child

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abuse.
Tell me you’re a pedophile

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without telling me you’re a
pedophile.

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Yeah, and that article ends with
this sentence.

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The results?
A cranberry sauce red appearance

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immediately after treatment, but
after two weeks all but one

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kinky haired Seagate boy had a
Peaches and cream complexion.

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A lot of references to kinky
hair in this, and I think we

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know who they’re talking about.
That’s Jeffrey Epstein.

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He had a bit of a fro, yeah,
yeah.

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In his younger days.
Very specific type of fro.

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Again, I think it is very weird
to think about the complexion of

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any child unless it’s your own
child and they’re struggling

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with acne and it’s affecting
their self esteem.

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Yeah, I could not imagine
calling a teen a butter face

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because that.
And plus, you’re checking out

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the body of a teen.
Yeah, it means you’re trying to

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fuck that teen.
Don’t.

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Don’t do.
I mean, unless you’re also a

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teen then.
Good.

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God bless.
Yeah, have at it kids.

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Go nuts.
But that’s the horrible thing

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about this is just people trying
to grow up.

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And then some weirdo, some
fucking creepy old lady, pulls

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up outside your junior high
school and offers you 300 bucks

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to Jack off Jeffrey Epstein.
And there’s even letters in here

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from girls who you can tell that
exact thing happened to.

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But there’s just like Jeffrey,
we love you so much.

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Yep, the Stockholm Syndrome
section.

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And to their credits, one of
those letters is from a woman

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who was 22 when she met Jeffrey
Epstein.

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So at least when I read that
part, I was like, oh, thank God

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you at least, you know, weren’t
a kid.

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I bet she looked 17 somehow, you
know?

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Definitely 100%.
I’m sure old Jeff was only makes

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an exception for an old maid
like that under certain

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circumstances.
There’s another article in this

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section that’s just weird
newspaper clippings about a teen

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who makes a tuna salad called
Dynamite Tuna.

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What?
Why?

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What are all these fucking fish
salads this motherfucker’s

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eating?
Lobster salad?

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Tuna salad?
This guy has a worst culinary

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taste.
I feel like it’s got to be a

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coded reference I.
Mean fish and pussy.

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I mean, if you’re immature as a
motherfucker, that’s you could

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certainly draw a little parallel
there.

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And there is this article about
dynamite tuna.

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And then a few pages later,
there’s a black and white

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picture of some dude with long
hair, and it has a handwritten

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caption above it that says send
this poor starving child of

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nature a nice can of dynamite
tuna.

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Could you have it on your
conscience not to?

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So dynamite tuna fucking means
something.

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Yeah, but it’s not explained.
They should have had the

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glossary at the end of this that
we could reference and make

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sense of these.
I’m going to just go out in a

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limb here and using my own
immature brain, I’m going to

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assume dynamite tuna means good
pussy.

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As in like that pussy is
dynomite.

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It’s got to be, it’s got to be
like, there’s no way.

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It’s in just an innocent thing.
Yeah, there’s no way that’s

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talking about a guy who loves
fish.

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Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein I’m
sure did not have an actual

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great tuna salad recipe.
But if he did, I bet it wasn’t

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that good.
I’m kind of a purist when it

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comes to tuna salad.
I’m a mayonnaise, salt and

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pepper guy.
That’s it.

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You put anything else in tuna
salad?

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Fuck off.
Why fuck around?

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Yeah, too much, too busy.
So things start to get a lot

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more unsettling after that.
More.

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Unsettling after the butterface
teens and the dynamite pussy.

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Yeah, it starts going downhill
pretty fast.

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It gets somehow worse.
Yeah, there are a couple of

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pictures of Epstein with a bunch
of guy friends, and everyone is

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just.
Wearing underwear like they’re

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taking a schvitz.
Yeah.

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Who brings in a fucking hey,
let’s post for a group photo in

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this sauna.
It’s weird.

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Yeah.
Have you ever just been hanging

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out with your friends in a bunch
of you just pop your shirts off?

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I have not.
When I lived in a crack house

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and it was 110° outside, yes.
Yeah, that’s the thing.

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This guy’s not living in a crack
house.

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He’s rich.
He’s got the largest private

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residence in Manhattan.
And he’s just standing around in

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his underwear with his buddies.
Which Jeffrey Epstein’s house

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used to be a school?
Did you know that?

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Isn’t that creepy?
No, that’s not great.

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That’s not great at all.
Doesn’t surprise me though.

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It’s probably a school when he
bought it.

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Probably still a school.
He’s like, what?

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The kids don’t come with.
This is a terrible deal.

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So immediately after those
images of him standing with

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groups of friends in their
underwear, where people have

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probably heard about this note
that’s in the book.

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I’m not sure who wrote it, it’s
not signed if you can believe

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it, but it says girls on my
boat.

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We picked up girls on beach,
went out on boat.

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I tell them with knife in my
hand to take suits off.

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But Warren tells don’t worry,
his name is Jay N, he’s just

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joking.
He lives at so and so I tell

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Mark to throw him into water.
He did.

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So if nothing else, some girl is
having a knife pulled on her and

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told to take a fucking bathing
suit off in the middle of the

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ocean.
And why did you feel the need to

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recount this anecdote like
you’re sending a Telegraph in

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1923?
Like threatened woman with knife

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stop, Fell off boat stop.
There’s no it’s all

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grammatically stutter step.
Yeah, and why would you put any

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of this on paper?
You’re confessing to a crime.

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Yeah, my letter, if I was one of
these people, my letter would be

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like, hey, had a great time at
Dave and Buster’s that one time

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we ate calamari rings and drank
a couple beers and played pole

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position.
Sorry, not pole position.

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Different video game.
Yeah, less sexual video game.

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Played Mario Brothers.
I don’t know.

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I don’t know why you would just
write this shit down and send it

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to someone.
Well, I mean, if it’s just going

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to sit on his bookshelf, you
know, I mean, this guy wasn’t

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anticipating it being a episode
of Conspiracy the show in 2006

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when the only podcast was Ricky
Gervais and his friend Karl

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Pilkington.
What did you think the first

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time you listened to a podcast?
I thought this is the greatest

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shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
I fucking love this.

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I hated it.
I.

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Really.
Yeah, I just, I could not get

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into it.
I still don’t listen to podcasts

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I listened to.
A very small number of them that

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can tolerate, but my first
podcast, embarrassingly enough

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now, was Adam Corolla.
Followed him over from KLSX.

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There are the terrestrial radio
days.

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Yeah, I mean, there was a time
when Adam Corolla was just.

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The funny guy.
Kind of a kill bro.

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And then thanks Trump.
God, his brain is melted.

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Yeah, yeah, that guy is fucking
cooked.

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So next there are a couple of
pages that are just similar to

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that boat story.
They’re just descriptions of

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various adventures with Jeffrey
Epstein.

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And again, it’s not really clear
who wrote any of these, but

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there’s one, for example, that
says Castaways.

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Volume one, I was porking some
girl in bed and Jeff brings in

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the maid to make the bed.
She left screaming and never

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came back.
And quote, who the fuck says

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porking?
The kind, I’ll tell you exactly

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who says porking?
The kind of unfuckable nerd that

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gets pimped out pussy from
Jeffrey Epstein.

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00:20:49,640 –> 00:20:52,040
Yeah, Bill Gates says porking.
You know what I mean?

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Yeah, I could see maybe Bill
Gates, of all the people being

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the one to say porking like he’s
just got that I say porking

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look.
And now this fucking poor maid

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has got to watch some fat
senator bang a 15 year old.

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I mean, this is just horrible
for everybody involved.

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Yeah, why did she run out of the
room screaming?

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Answer that part.
There’s also another one.

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When I say redacted, that means
the names are redacted.

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But quote redacted and redacted.
2 very young girls, probably

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just 17, were riding in my
father’s Caddy Park Ave. top

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down, smooching it up in car,
drop dead laughing.

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And then this one might be the
worst.

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Redacted, the rabbi’s daughter
Jeff would call the house

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rabbi’s voice and say, this is
Redacted’s father.

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I would bring her up to your
mother’s house and make her take

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her top off so we could touch
her boobs.

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Her and Redacted would play
together with toys.

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You’re of toy using age.
How old are you when you get

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tired of toys?
Like 12.

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Yeah, Max 1213, something like
that.

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Yeah, yeah, this is where it
just starts to give you a

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stomach ache.
Yeah, yeah.

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It starts to get into should I
even be reading this territory?

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I mean, it’s not like the R
Kelly P tape, which is just

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literal child porn, and if
you’re were ever in possession

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of it, you owned child porn.
This isn’t that, but it feels

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close enough.
Like you know what they’re

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talking about.
Yeah, I don’t even want to read

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the description on the back of
the DVD of child porn, which is

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what this is.
Yeah, you know.

439
00:22:29,320 –> 00:22:31,960
Yeah, this is the blurb.
Yeah, exactly.

440
00:22:32,080 –> 00:22:34,640
This is the Was that R Kelly
tape in circulation.

441
00:22:34,760 –> 00:22:39,800
It for a while back when it
happened, the tape you could buy

442
00:22:39,800 –> 00:22:43,720
it from like bootleggers.
There were bootleggers because

443
00:22:43,720 –> 00:22:46,080
it was such a long time ago.
Like the only way.

444
00:22:46,480 –> 00:22:50,000
To Stater Brothers, get your P
tape here P tape DVD.

445
00:22:50,200 –> 00:22:53,600
Kind of that, like you could
find it at like swap meets and

446
00:22:53,680 –> 00:22:58,240
flea markets and shit like that.
And at one point a judge just

447
00:22:58,240 –> 00:23:01,720
issued a statement and was like,
by the way, if you are in

448
00:23:01,720 –> 00:23:05,040
possession of the R Kelly tape,
you are in possession of child

449
00:23:05,040 –> 00:23:08,800
pornography and you are
committing a crime and you

450
00:23:08,800 –> 00:23:11,080
should destroy that tape.
Good guy, Judge.

451
00:23:11,560 –> 00:23:16,160
Yeah, I can proudly say I never
saw the R Kelly pee tape.

452
00:23:16,280 –> 00:23:19,440
I for one thing I heard the
video quality was just trash,

453
00:23:19,800 –> 00:23:23,320
which you know.
I stuck with the Dave Chappelle

454
00:23:23,320 –> 00:23:27,040
version.
That is arguably the best

455
00:23:27,040 –> 00:23:30,320
Chappelle Show skit of all time.
It’s also one of my favorite

456
00:23:30,320 –> 00:23:32,960
Chappelle lines, which is if a
man cannot pee on his fans, I

457
00:23:32,960 –> 00:23:34,200
don’t want to be in show
business.

458
00:23:35,160 –> 00:23:39,200
I like where he talks about
getting confronted by R Kelly in

459
00:23:39,280 –> 00:23:42,440
an elevator and R Kelly goes how
are you going to make a tape

460
00:23:42,440 –> 00:23:45,400
about peeing on someone?
Dave Chappelle goes how are you

461
00:23:45,400 –> 00:23:47,440
going to make a tape about
peeing on someone?

462
00:23:49,040 –> 00:23:51,520
So good.
Now we’re reminiscing about Adam

463
00:23:51,520 –> 00:23:53,680
Corolla and Dave Chappelle
before they started to totally

464
00:23:53,680 –> 00:23:55,720
stink.
So there’s also a really long

465
00:23:55,720 –> 00:23:59,440
typed letter signed by someone
who calls themselves Johnny Boy.

466
00:23:59,440 –> 00:24:01,320
Tony Soprano’s father, Johnny
Boy Soprano.

467
00:24:02,480 –> 00:24:05,560
It talks about taking a trip to
Europe with Epstein and how

468
00:24:05,560 –> 00:24:09,200
Epstein brought home a quote
British babe who I’m assuming

469
00:24:09,200 –> 00:24:14,440
that’s Jelaine Maxwell it sounds
like and how bold of a move that

470
00:24:14,440 –> 00:24:17,120
was.
And it ends with this.

471
00:24:17,240 –> 00:24:21,000
You had to have confidence and
an I don’t give a shit attitude

472
00:24:21,360 –> 00:24:24,120
to bring REDACTED into your
Seagate world.

473
00:24:24,600 –> 00:24:26,880
It worked.
You began to realize that you

474
00:24:26,880 –> 00:24:29,360
could get away with shit.
That chicks and people in

475
00:24:29,360 –> 00:24:32,480
general were schmucks.
You sensed that you were sharper

476
00:24:32,480 –> 00:24:35,760
and more astute than most.
Johnny Boy also says Jeffrey

477
00:24:35,760 –> 00:24:40,960
Epstein is his kids role model.
Fucking Yikes.

478
00:24:41,080 –> 00:24:45,320
I hope Johnny Boy did not know
about all the kid fucking.

479
00:24:45,640 –> 00:24:47,640
I hope he was just really into
math.

480
00:24:47,960 –> 00:24:50,240
Yeah.
That’s the only.

481
00:24:51,200 –> 00:24:55,880
Yeah, my kid is just so into
exchanging foreign currency you

482
00:24:55,880 –> 00:24:58,760
have no idea.
He loves forex trading in the

483
00:24:58,760 –> 00:25:01,120
accordion or his two favorite
things.

484
00:25:01,120 –> 00:25:04,840
So there’s also a picture of him
with a woman whose face is

485
00:25:04,840 –> 00:25:09,800
blacked out in the caption says
he is the boyfriend of redacted.

486
00:25:09,880 –> 00:25:13,720
We think he works for the CIA.
So do I what a coincidence.

487
00:25:14,120 –> 00:25:17,320
I don’t know CIA maybe, I maybe
Mossad, but.

488
00:25:17,400 –> 00:25:20,720
I mean, why can’t they collab?
Oh yeah, yeah.

489
00:25:20,720 –> 00:25:22,880
You know, they team up all the
time, but.

490
00:25:23,000 –> 00:25:26,240
Yeah, I would say massage just
because of Galaine’s dad.

491
00:25:26,360 –> 00:25:29,640
Yeah, old Robert Maxwell.
Yeah, that guy was a fucking

492
00:25:29,640 –> 00:25:32,040
piece of work.
The old sirenster of this shit.

493
00:25:32,920 –> 00:25:36,160
So right after that, there’s
lots of pictures of him in bed

494
00:25:36,200 –> 00:25:40,320
or on his plane with girls whose
faces are blacked out.

495
00:25:40,440 –> 00:25:42,000
And then there’s a children’s
section.

496
00:25:43,640 –> 00:25:45,760
Yeah, yeah.
When I scrolled to that part, I

497
00:25:45,760 –> 00:25:49,680
was like, oh, fucking no.
Oh, no, here we go.

498
00:25:49,760 –> 00:25:53,520
And it is just pictures of
various kids.

499
00:25:53,720 –> 00:25:56,480
You don’t see any other faces.
Fortunately, no one’s naked.

500
00:25:56,600 –> 00:26:00,600
There’s a weird shot of what
looks to be a young boy posing

501
00:26:00,600 –> 00:26:03,200
seductively with his ass towards
the camera.

502
00:26:03,240 –> 00:26:06,320
Yeah, that’s pretty disturbing.
Yeah, wearing pyjamas.

503
00:26:06,440 –> 00:26:08,680
Yeah.
A fucking nightmare.

504
00:26:08,760 –> 00:26:11,400
And then along with these
pictures of kids, there are

505
00:26:11,400 –> 00:26:17,720
letters that are clearly written
by children to Jeffrey Epstein

506
00:26:17,800 –> 00:26:21,680
and one of them is a made-up
story about Jeffrey Epstein

507
00:26:21,680 –> 00:26:25,640
never having seen poop before
and it looks like it was written

508
00:26:25,640 –> 00:26:28,400
by a very creative 5 year old at
best.

509
00:26:28,520 –> 00:26:31,920
It is insane.
It is fucking insane.

510
00:26:31,960 –> 00:26:35,120
So this is like his, you know,
minor League Baseball farm

511
00:26:35,120 –> 00:26:36,640
league.
He’s going to start grooming

512
00:26:36,640 –> 00:26:38,360
them when they’re fucking five,
Yeah.

513
00:26:38,720 –> 00:26:40,280
Feels that way.
Because that’s how he would

514
00:26:40,280 –> 00:26:42,480
manipulate a lot of these people
is like, through scholarships

515
00:26:42,480 –> 00:26:43,600
and shit.
Yeah, he would.

516
00:26:43,960 –> 00:26:47,400
Get in with the parents.
And he always preyed on poor

517
00:26:47,400 –> 00:26:52,160
kids because, yeah, when you’re
poor, you’ll go to some extreme

518
00:26:52,160 –> 00:26:54,360
lengths for money.
You’ve got all the leverage.

519
00:26:54,800 –> 00:26:58,520
Yeah, there’s also a letter from
someone whose name is

520
00:26:58,600 –> 00:27:02,240
unfortunately redacted because
we need to know who this

521
00:27:02,240 –> 00:27:04,920
motherfucker is.
They refer to themselves as

522
00:27:05,160 –> 00:27:09,760
degenerate to, and that letter
includes the phrase so many

523
00:27:09,760 –> 00:27:12,880
girls, so little time.
Who the fuck is that?

524
00:27:13,000 –> 00:27:15,800
I want to know who that is
because their name is blacked

525
00:27:15,800 –> 00:27:17,120
out.
I want to know who wrote that

526
00:27:17,120 –> 00:27:20,400
fucking letter.
Who is in a letter to Jeffrey

527
00:27:20,400 –> 00:27:23,160
Epstein referring to yourself as
degenerate to?

528
00:27:23,480 –> 00:27:26,920
Yowzers.
There is also a very weird

529
00:27:26,920 –> 00:27:30,560
letter from Jean Luc Brunel, who
we now know was kind of the

530
00:27:30,840 –> 00:27:35,600
European division of the Epstein
sex trafficking operation.

531
00:27:35,960 –> 00:27:39,040
Totally ruined the name John
Luke for all the Star Trek Next

532
00:27:39,040 –> 00:27:42,360
Generation fans and every time I
hear it I just think of this

533
00:27:42,360 –> 00:27:45,240
creepy motherfucker.
This guy died by suicide

534
00:27:45,240 –> 00:27:48,200
definitely.
Also while Trump was in office.

535
00:27:48,520 –> 00:27:50,040
Super confirmed.
Yeah yeah.

536
00:27:50,040 –> 00:27:52,840
Weird how all these Epstein
deaths are happening while Trump

537
00:27:52,840 –> 00:27:55,720
was in office.
Yeah, must be the fucking

538
00:27:55,720 –> 00:27:58,160
Democrats.
Yeah, must be the libs.

539
00:27:58,920 –> 00:28:02,120
Speaking of libs though, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, right.

540
00:28:02,440 –> 00:28:04,880
Bill Clinton provided a letter
for the book.

541
00:28:05,520 –> 00:28:07,800
All right.
Hey, Jeffrey, happy 50th.

542
00:28:08,080 –> 00:28:10,880
It’s reassuring, isn’t it, to
have lasted as long across all

543
00:28:10,960 –> 00:28:13,960
all the years of learning and
knowing, adventures and beyond,

544
00:28:13,960 –> 00:28:17,240
and also to have your child like
curiosity, the drive to make a

545
00:28:17,240 –> 00:28:18,840
difference and the solace of
friends.

546
00:28:18,840 –> 00:28:20,200
Science.
Slick Willie.

547
00:28:21,320 –> 00:28:25,040
Anytime someone mentions
curiosity in this I’m like I

548
00:28:25,040 –> 00:28:28,640
know what you’re talking about.
Yeah, and the solace of friends.

549
00:28:28,640 –> 00:28:33,240
Like it just means to be amongst
fellow philanderers of minors.

550
00:28:33,360 –> 00:28:35,280
Yeah.
Oh, and then we got another

551
00:28:35,480 –> 00:28:40,720
really great guy coming up.
Alan Buckin Dershowitz, who is

552
00:28:40,800 –> 00:28:45,240
among all of the celebrity
Epstein friends.

553
00:28:45,680 –> 00:28:51,840
He is one of the few that is
specifically named by Virginia

554
00:28:52,000 –> 00:28:54,800
Jeffrey, who recently died.
Rest in peace.

555
00:28:54,960 –> 00:28:57,200
Rest in peace.
Very brave to put herself out

556
00:28:57,200 –> 00:28:59,960
there and talk about this shit.
Yeah, we did an episode of this

557
00:28:59,960 –> 00:29:03,280
pod about her manuscript, which
I believe was called Billionaire

558
00:29:03,280 –> 00:29:06,480
Boys Club.
And Alan Dershowitz is just

559
00:29:06,480 –> 00:29:11,880
straight up name in that book a
few different times as having

560
00:29:12,040 –> 00:29:15,200
been someone who raped Virginia
Jeffrey.

561
00:29:15,240 –> 00:29:18,960
And his letter in this book is
super fucking weird.

562
00:29:19,120 –> 00:29:24,200
It involves him altering the
cover of an issue of Vanity Fair

563
00:29:24,240 –> 00:29:29,680
and the title now says Vanity
Unfair and every story is about

564
00:29:29,680 –> 00:29:34,120
Jeffrey Epstein.
Egg shaped in or out?

565
00:29:34,320 –> 00:29:36,120
Did it say that?
No, I’m just me.

566
00:29:37,680 –> 00:29:39,480
Because I wouldn’t have been
fucking surprised.

567
00:29:39,600 –> 00:29:42,200
If the egg shaped penis is hot
for the fall, I don’t know.

568
00:29:42,480 –> 00:29:45,600
There’s also a letter from a
venture capitalist named Bill

569
00:29:45,640 –> 00:29:50,240
Eklis about Epstein picking up a
woman in Iowa and convincing her

570
00:29:50,240 –> 00:29:52,600
to come back to New York with
him for the weekend.

571
00:29:52,680 –> 00:29:55,760
There has been at least a little
fallout from this book seeing

572
00:29:55,760 –> 00:29:58,680
the light of day British
politician Peter Mendelssohn.

573
00:29:58,720 –> 00:30:03,160
He lost his job as ambassador to
the US after his involvement in

574
00:30:03,160 –> 00:30:05,720
the book was revealed.
I’m not one for cancel culture,

575
00:30:05,720 –> 00:30:09,720
but good, yeah.
Well, it gets worse.

576
00:30:09,720 –> 00:30:12,680
His fucking letter.
It’s a bunch of pictures and he

577
00:30:12,680 –> 00:30:15,840
incorporates a picture with each
next passage of his letter.

578
00:30:15,880 –> 00:30:20,720
And at one point the picture is
a photo of Epstein Island and

579
00:30:20,720 –> 00:30:24,200
the caption says one of his
glorious homes he liked to share

580
00:30:24,200 –> 00:30:28,560
with his friends.
Yum Yum in parentheses.

581
00:30:28,600 –> 00:30:32,760
You cannot say Yum Yum in
reference to Jeffrey Epstein.

582
00:30:32,800 –> 00:30:37,000
And keep your job.
Yeah, he is not talking about

583
00:30:37,000 –> 00:30:38,720
the private chef.
He just isn’t.

584
00:30:39,360 –> 00:30:40,800
No, there’s.
I’m not.

585
00:30:40,840 –> 00:30:45,040
Talking about the lobster salad.
Unless, again, lobster salad is

586
00:30:45,040 –> 00:30:47,760
code for something which.
Or the dynamite tuna.

587
00:30:48,080 –> 00:30:52,480
Yeah, there are also letters
from film producer Nick Lease,

588
00:30:52,840 –> 00:30:55,280
former House Majority Leader
George Mitchell.

589
00:30:55,320 –> 00:30:58,000
You’ve probably heard that there
are a bunch of pictures of

590
00:30:58,040 –> 00:31:00,560
animals fucking in the Epstein
book.

591
00:31:00,600 –> 00:31:04,680
Those are all provided by a guy
named Nathan Myhrvold.

592
00:31:04,800 –> 00:31:08,040
He is the former chief
technology officer at Microsoft

593
00:31:08,160 –> 00:31:11,520
and Co founder of a company
called Intellectual Ventures and

594
00:31:11,520 –> 00:31:14,880
the principal author of
Modernist Cuisine, apparently a

595
00:31:14,920 –> 00:31:16,760
cookbook.
Well, quite the polymaths.

596
00:31:16,760 –> 00:31:19,960
He’s molest children and he
cooks and codes.

597
00:31:20,240 –> 00:31:24,520
Yeah, his letter is the one that
includes a bunch of pictures of

598
00:31:24,680 –> 00:31:28,400
there’s a zebra with just a
massive Dick, although I doubt

599
00:31:28,400 –> 00:31:30,840
that there are zebras out there
with tiny Dicks.

600
00:31:31,360 –> 00:31:34,400
Micro penis zebras.
I bet they’re all packing.

601
00:31:34,800 –> 00:31:38,000
It’s only got 2 stripes on it.
It’s not that long.

602
00:31:38,680 –> 00:31:42,800
And then there are those creepy
goddamn cartoons that I’m

603
00:31:42,800 –> 00:31:45,120
assuming most people have seen
by now.

604
00:31:45,120 –> 00:31:48,000
It was one of the first things
when this book was made public

605
00:31:48,000 –> 00:31:51,200
that people started spreading
around in the news.

606
00:31:51,200 –> 00:31:55,840
But it’s a drawing of Epstein
handing a bunch of balloons to a

607
00:31:55,840 –> 00:31:58,440
group of little girls, and it
says 1983.

608
00:31:58,480 –> 00:32:02,120
And then there’s another cartoon
drawing of him surrounded by a

609
00:32:02,120 –> 00:32:06,360
bunch of topless young women on
the beach, and it says 2003.

610
00:32:06,440 –> 00:32:10,280
We don’t know who drew those.
They aren’t signed.

611
00:32:10,720 –> 00:32:15,640
But they didn’t seem to feel the
obligation to speak in any kind

612
00:32:15,640 –> 00:32:19,160
of code, did they?
Yeah, yeah, that one is pretty

613
00:32:19,160 –> 00:32:21,720
fucking blatant.
Unless you change the balloons

614
00:32:21,720 –> 00:32:25,240
to a big pile of money, you
couldn’t be anymore fucking.

615
00:32:25,640 –> 00:32:28,400
And it’s not really clear where
those drawings come from.

616
00:32:28,400 –> 00:32:31,400
They immediately proceed a
letter from someone named Joseph

617
00:32:31,400 –> 00:32:34,480
Pagano.
And they’re right after another

618
00:32:34,480 –> 00:32:37,720
illustration that says, dear
Jeffrey, Happy 50th.

619
00:32:37,800 –> 00:32:41,920
And it has the name Joel on it,
along with drawings of women and

620
00:32:41,920 –> 00:32:44,960
a drawing of the exterior of
Epstein’s plane.

621
00:32:45,040 –> 00:32:48,440
So don’t know who Joel is.
Don’t know who did that

622
00:32:48,560 –> 00:32:53,000
remarkably creepy hand drawing
of Jeffrey Epstein giving kids

623
00:32:53,000 –> 00:32:54,560
balloons.
That’s all in there.

624
00:32:55,040 –> 00:32:58,120
You know when you correct the
top 10 creepiest moments in the

625
00:32:58,120 –> 00:33:00,160
Epstein book?
You’re a fucked up guy.

626
00:33:00,360 –> 00:33:02,360
Oh yeah, and it’s a competitive
bracket.

627
00:33:02,560 –> 00:33:06,520
Yeah, so now let’s talk about
Trump, Speaking of cracking FC’s

628
00:33:06,520 –> 00:33:10,040
top 10 creepiest moments.
Yeah, this is definitely a top

629
00:33:10,040 –> 00:33:12,160
tenor.
Yeah, he seems to be putting the

630
00:33:12,160 –> 00:33:14,560
least amount of innuendo on the
whole thing.

631
00:33:14,640 –> 00:33:19,560
Yeah, before the Trump letter,
there is in this section the

632
00:33:19,560 –> 00:33:23,840
picture of Epstein holding a big
The Price Is Right novelty check

633
00:33:23,840 –> 00:33:27,960
for $22,500.
And the caption, along with that

634
00:33:27,960 –> 00:33:33,400
picture implies that he sold a
woman to Trump for $22,500.

635
00:33:33,520 –> 00:33:37,200
A woman who he describes as
fully depreciated, which if

636
00:33:37,200 –> 00:33:40,160
that’s not a sick fucking
business joke, I’ve never.

637
00:33:40,200 –> 00:33:42,480
You know what I mean.
That’s just Yeah, to describe a

638
00:33:42,480 –> 00:33:46,840
human being is fully depreciated
as it it sincerely as it to be

639
00:33:46,840 –> 00:33:49,920
funny like to your boy.
You got problems man.

640
00:33:49,960 –> 00:33:52,720
That’s.
Yeah, it’s fucking horrifying.

641
00:33:52,920 –> 00:33:56,160
She’s not a fucking like a crack
house you bought in Brooklyn.

642
00:33:56,160 –> 00:33:59,240
Like you’re going to flip and
you know.

643
00:33:59,520 –> 00:34:02,360
Yeah, there are a couple letters
after that.

644
00:34:02,480 –> 00:34:04,560
They’re all very creepy.
They’re unsigned.

645
00:34:04,560 –> 00:34:07,600
One of them is typed in Comic
Sans font and each word

646
00:34:07,600 –> 00:34:11,560
alternates between yellow, blue,
pink and purple so it looks like

647
00:34:11,560 –> 00:34:13,480
something you’d see in a kids
book.

648
00:34:13,840 –> 00:34:16,520
And it’s really that it is
offensive to the eye.

649
00:34:16,600 –> 00:34:19,480
Yeah, yeah.
And it’s even the content of the

650
00:34:19,480 –> 00:34:23,280
letter, I believe, if I recall
correctly, isn’t that salacious.

651
00:34:23,280 –> 00:34:27,800
It’s just the way it’s typed out
and presented makes it look very

652
00:34:27,800 –> 00:34:30,679
childlike.
And that’s what you don’t want

653
00:34:30,719 –> 00:34:34,199
in reference to Epstein.
You want a guy who’s just

654
00:34:34,199 –> 00:34:36,360
completely clueless?
OK, Thanks for the tax advice

655
00:34:36,360 –> 00:34:38,639
man.
Sorry I couldn’t make it to any

656
00:34:38,639 –> 00:34:39,920
of your dinners you invited me
to.

657
00:34:40,400 –> 00:34:44,560
You know, there’s people in this
book who that’s the whole thing.

658
00:34:44,800 –> 00:34:48,120
I yes, I do feel bad for the,
you know, a guy just trying to

659
00:34:48,120 –> 00:34:50,960
make a quick, dishonest buck
with some shady tax advice.

660
00:34:51,199 –> 00:34:56,000
Or like Chris Tucker, who keeps
coming up in relation to Epstein

661
00:34:56,360 –> 00:35:00,520
and he’s like, I went on one
fucking charity trip and it was

662
00:35:00,520 –> 00:35:02,280
his plane.
There were cameras.

663
00:35:02,280 –> 00:35:04,840
There were no kids on the plane.
That’s it.

664
00:35:05,040 –> 00:35:08,040
Never met the guy otherwise.
And he even comes up in this, in

665
00:35:08,040 –> 00:35:10,760
one of the letters, someone’s
talking about all the people she

666
00:35:10,760 –> 00:35:13,240
met and she lists.
Chris Tucker, she’s bragging

667
00:35:13,240 –> 00:35:14,720
about.
She’s all excited you met Chris

668
00:35:14,720 –> 00:35:17,760
Tucker.
She also lists Kevin Spacey, who

669
00:35:17,760 –> 00:35:21,040
was one of my I mean he’s a
terrible person, but in terms of

670
00:35:21,040 –> 00:35:24,240
people advocating for the
release of the Epstein files,

671
00:35:24,320 –> 00:35:27,760
his justification is the best
because he’s like, I keep

672
00:35:27,760 –> 00:35:31,680
getting named the Epstein files
and I didn’t fuck any kids.

673
00:35:32,080 –> 00:35:36,120
Granted, I might have raped some
18 year old boys, but I’m not

674
00:35:36,120 –> 00:35:38,400
that kind of creep.
Wow, I didn’t know that was his

675
00:35:38,400 –> 00:35:39,480
take.
I hadn’t heard that.

676
00:35:39,720 –> 00:35:43,200
He didn’t say I’m a creep in a
different way, but he was like,

677
00:35:43,200 –> 00:35:45,560
release them my name.
People keep saying my name’s in

678
00:35:45,560 –> 00:35:47,640
there.
I want people to release them so

679
00:35:47,680 –> 00:35:49,400
they can see my name’s not in
there.

680
00:35:49,400 –> 00:35:51,720
Kevin Spacey wants the receipts.
Yeah, yeah.

681
00:35:51,720 –> 00:35:54,760
When Kevin Spacey’s being like,
I’m not that creep.

682
00:35:54,880 –> 00:35:57,040
Yeesh.
Claire He was a freshman in

683
00:35:57,040 –> 00:35:59,640
college.
Claire, I swear.

684
00:35:59,760 –> 00:36:04,360
So there is a poem that kicks
off Part 3 of the book, and that

685
00:36:04,360 –> 00:36:08,000
poem ends with quote.
Jeffrey, at half a century, with

686
00:36:08,000 –> 00:36:12,200
credentials Plenipotentiary,
though up to no good whenever he

687
00:36:12,200 –> 00:36:14,400
could, has avoided the
penitentiary.

688
00:36:14,760 –> 00:36:17,160
How?
Cute Dorbs.

689
00:36:17,520 –> 00:36:23,000
No clue who wrote that, but the
word stewie is way down in the

690
00:36:23,000 –> 00:36:25,680
bottom corner in very small font
so.

691
00:36:26,040 –> 00:36:27,400
I wonder if it was Stewie
Griffin.

692
00:36:28,160 –> 00:36:30,640
Could be, could be.
Jeffrey at half a century I

693
00:36:30,640 –> 00:36:32,400
can’t do Stewie.
Forget it.

694
00:36:32,880 –> 00:36:35,560
And then there it is, the Trump
letter.

695
00:36:35,560 –> 00:36:39,480
It’s an imagined conversation
between Trump and Epstein.

696
00:36:39,560 –> 00:36:42,720
And here’s the thing.
Trump’s pushback is that this

697
00:36:42,720 –> 00:36:46,600
doesn’t sound like him.
I think this sounds exactly like

698
00:36:46,600 –> 00:36:49,560
Trump.
Yeah, and also, just a bit of a

699
00:36:49,560 –> 00:36:52,400
nitpick, not in proper
screenplay format.

700
00:36:52,680 –> 00:36:54,640
Yeah.
Written by a true amateur.

701
00:36:54,720 –> 00:37:00,200
Yep, and it is a telling of a
conversation imagined between

702
00:37:00,200 –> 00:37:03,840
Trump and Epstein.
And here it goes, voice over.

703
00:37:03,880 –> 00:37:07,520
There must be more to life than
having everything, Donald Yes,

704
00:37:07,520 –> 00:37:10,600
there is, but I won’t tell you
what it is, Jeffrey.

705
00:37:10,640 –> 00:37:14,440
Nor will I, since I also know
what it is, Donald.

706
00:37:14,520 –> 00:37:17,360
We have certain things in
common, Jeffrey.

707
00:37:17,400 –> 00:37:20,440
Jeffrey Yes, we do.
Come to think of it, Donald,

708
00:37:20,800 –> 00:37:24,040
enigmas never age.
Have you noticed that, Jeffrey?

709
00:37:24,120 –> 00:37:27,040
As a matter of fact, it was
clear to me the last time I saw

710
00:37:27,040 –> 00:37:29,360
you.
Donald, a pal is a wonderful

711
00:37:29,360 –> 00:37:31,200
thing.
Happy birthday.

712
00:37:31,480 –> 00:37:35,880
And may every day be another
wonderful secret.

713
00:37:36,040 –> 00:37:38,240
Oh, I take it back.
That doesn’t sound suspicious at

714
00:37:38,240 –> 00:37:41,120
all.
Just boys being boys, yeah.

715
00:37:41,320 –> 00:37:42,520
I mean a.
Couple of pals.

716
00:37:42,720 –> 00:37:45,200
They have certain things in
comedy probably means that

717
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:48,920
they’re both great with money.
Yeah, yeah, that’s the only

718
00:37:48,920 –> 00:37:50,800
thing that makes sense.
And wonderful secret.

719
00:37:50,800 –> 00:37:54,000
They must be talking about some
of that crack up tax advice that

720
00:37:54,000 –> 00:37:56,640
this guy’s got, you know,
rattling around in his

721
00:37:56,640 –> 00:38:00,360
mathematical brain.
What if Trump can just shred the

722
00:38:00,360 –> 00:38:04,320
fucking accordion but doesn’t
want anyone to know and that’s

723
00:38:04,320 –> 00:38:05,240
his?
Secret would be.

724
00:38:07,320 –> 00:38:11,360
That would be so alarming.
Even with his fucked up swollen

725
00:38:11,360 –> 00:38:14,640
ass stroking, see him out of the
bumblebee.

726
00:38:15,000 –> 00:38:17,080
Fucking throwing down on a corn
song.

727
00:38:17,840 –> 00:38:19,360
Shit, no.
He would play like Phantom of

728
00:38:19,360 –> 00:38:21,040
the Opera.
He would play classic musicals.

729
00:38:21,360 –> 00:38:24,200
Yeah, he loves like 80s Broadway
and he really loves it.

730
00:38:24,200 –> 00:38:27,400
He like, that’s one of the only
humanizing things about Donald

731
00:38:27,400 –> 00:38:30,720
Trump is he does have a sincere
love of music that you can kind

732
00:38:30,720 –> 00:38:32,480
of see when he talks about it.
Yeah.

733
00:38:32,560 –> 00:38:36,280
So the Trump letter, I mean,
it’s not the last really

734
00:38:36,280 –> 00:38:38,600
alarming thing in there, but
it’s close.

735
00:38:38,720 –> 00:38:40,640
It’s comes in near the end.
It’s the.

736
00:38:40,640 –> 00:38:43,680
Headliner.
The idea that this letter would

737
00:38:43,680 –> 00:38:49,640
be fake, someone would have had
to break into the Epstein estate

738
00:38:49,680 –> 00:38:54,960
and somehow bind this letter in
with all the other pages first,

739
00:38:55,040 –> 00:38:57,480
because I don’t think there’s
any dispute that this book is

740
00:38:57,480 –> 00:38:59,280
real.
Yeah, that’s a great point.

741
00:38:59,480 –> 00:39:05,720
So how would a single fake page
be bound in with all these other

742
00:39:06,000 –> 00:39:08,560
pages?
There’s even an ad for the book

743
00:39:08,560 –> 00:39:11,320
binding company that did this
book in.

744
00:39:11,720 –> 00:39:15,160
I bet they’re like, we don’t
want the press man leave us out

745
00:39:15,160 –> 00:39:16,680
of this.
So this was like a

746
00:39:16,680 –> 00:39:19,520
professionally bound book.
If you look at it, it looks like

747
00:39:19,800 –> 00:39:23,480
you know a fucking library book.
Your yearbook or something so.

748
00:39:23,480 –> 00:39:26,680
How would a fake page get
inserted into that?

749
00:39:26,720 –> 00:39:29,200
I don’t understand.
Unless they just thought to

750
00:39:29,200 –> 00:39:33,040
frame Trump way back when
Jeffrey Epstein turned 50.

751
00:39:33,080 –> 00:39:35,760
Which?
Yeah, in 2006, they were like is

752
00:39:35,760 –> 00:39:39,840
run for president with the
Reform Party was shot across the

753
00:39:39,840 –> 00:39:41,920
bow.
I forgot he did that.

754
00:39:41,960 –> 00:39:45,480
Yeah, me too, until I said that.
There’s also a letter from

755
00:39:45,480 –> 00:39:48,920
Leslie Wexner, who was
apparently one of the few people

756
00:39:48,920 –> 00:39:51,880
who Epstein actually handled his
money.

757
00:39:52,040 –> 00:39:55,800
His only client he gave him an
obscene amount of cash for.

758
00:39:55,800 –> 00:39:58,440
Yeah, I, I think it was
ostensibly tax advice.

759
00:39:58,840 –> 00:40:00,840
Who knows?
By the way, you should know

760
00:40:00,840 –> 00:40:03,320
about Les Wexner, who’s the CEO
of the parent company of

761
00:40:03,320 –> 00:40:05,520
Victoria’s Secret.
Yeah, and a bunch of other horny

762
00:40:05,520 –> 00:40:06,400
companies.
Yeah.

763
00:40:06,400 –> 00:40:08,440
So, you know, some synergy
there.

764
00:40:08,440 –> 00:40:12,400
Yeah, where there’s smoke, his
letter just says, Jeffrey, I

765
00:40:12,400 –> 00:40:14,680
wanted to get you what you want,
so here it is.

766
00:40:15,000 –> 00:40:16,680
And then it’s just a drawing of
boobs.

767
00:40:16,840 –> 00:40:18,920
Wow.
At least they’re not attached to

768
00:40:18,920 –> 00:40:22,680
a child in the drawing, I guess.
Yeah, at least they’re adult

769
00:40:22,680 –> 00:40:26,240
looking shapely breasts, Yeah.
After that, there’s a

770
00:40:26,240 –> 00:40:31,800
girlfriend’s section again with
more letters from women.

771
00:40:31,960 –> 00:40:35,760
All of their names are redacted,
and I think that’s fair.

772
00:40:36,080 –> 00:40:38,640
One of them, though, mentions
that she was a virgin when she

773
00:40:38,640 –> 00:40:39,720
met him.
That’s cool.

774
00:40:39,920 –> 00:40:41,840
It’s very cool.
Totally chill.

775
00:40:41,960 –> 00:40:46,600
And probably the only section
that isn’t completely horrifying

776
00:40:46,760 –> 00:40:50,600
when you take it in context with
everything we know about Epstein

777
00:40:50,680 –> 00:40:53,720
is the end where it’s just
letters from people he used to

778
00:40:53,720 –> 00:40:56,960
work with in the 70s who are all
just like man, you were good at

779
00:40:56,960 –> 00:41:00,880
math.
Yeah, before he, you know, got

780
00:41:00,880 –> 00:41:04,080
the tap on the shoulder from
Mossad and you dignitized

781
00:41:04,080 –> 00:41:06,360
Galaine.
Yeah, imagine being one of those

782
00:41:06,360 –> 00:41:10,280
people and you’re in this book.
Like fuck man, I knew him 50

783
00:41:10,280 –> 00:41:13,240
fucking years ago.
He was just, he was hot with the

784
00:41:13,240 –> 00:41:15,760
hydratic, the quadratic
equations, man, that was it.

785
00:41:15,760 –> 00:41:18,800
That was he was the bitching,
the factor.

786
00:41:18,800 –> 00:41:20,360
He could factor the shit out of
things.

787
00:41:20,560 –> 00:41:22,600
It seems like he was very good
at math.

788
00:41:23,000 –> 00:41:25,880
It seems like that part of his
lore is not incorrect.

789
00:41:26,040 –> 00:41:27,840
Yeah, that.
Well, he did get a that job at

790
00:41:27,840 –> 00:41:30,720
the Dalton School, I think it’s
called with absolutely no

791
00:41:30,720 –> 00:41:34,160
credentials or degree.
It was very sketchy hire, but

792
00:41:34,160 –> 00:41:36,120
you know, I guess evidently he
had the goods.

793
00:41:36,240 –> 00:41:38,680
Epstein getting hired as a
teacher was sketchy how?

794
00:41:39,920 –> 00:41:42,080
That’s one of the accounts of
abuses.

795
00:41:42,080 –> 00:41:46,800
It’s Jeffrey Anglane in bed with
a young girl watching, like,

796
00:41:47,000 –> 00:41:51,000
documentaries about math on PBS.
And Galen’s going like, isn’t

797
00:41:51,000 –> 00:41:53,640
Jeffrey so smart?
He’s, he watches things about

798
00:41:53,640 –> 00:41:55,920
math, you know, And they’re,
like, trying to make it seem

799
00:41:55,920 –> 00:41:57,960
like it’s normal.
I don’t know, the whole it’s

800
00:41:57,960 –> 00:41:59,080
fucking creepy.
Yeah.

801
00:41:59,280 –> 00:42:01,200
Yeah, yeah, This book, it’s
creepy.

802
00:42:01,400 –> 00:42:05,240
There’s no other way to put it.
It’s a fucking unsettling read.

803
00:42:05,440 –> 00:42:08,280
I wouldn’t suggest it.
If you were a total Jeffrey

804
00:42:08,280 –> 00:42:10,640
Epstein apologist, I think you’d
come away from this with some

805
00:42:10,640 –> 00:42:13,200
questions.
Yeah, I don’t know how anyone

806
00:42:13,200 –> 00:42:16,640
could read this and assume
Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t up to

807
00:42:16,640 –> 00:42:18,840
some very nefarious shit if I
was.

808
00:42:18,920 –> 00:42:21,240
Jeffrey Epstein’s mother.
I would be like, I have some

809
00:42:21,240 –> 00:42:22,040
questions.
I got some.

810
00:42:22,040 –> 00:42:24,680
I have my doubts now.
Yeah, yeah, the shit in this

811
00:42:24,680 –> 00:42:28,280
book is highly fucking
suspicious and a lot of it comes

812
00:42:28,280 –> 00:42:31,440
from very prominent people.
And they might not all be people

813
00:42:31,440 –> 00:42:35,320
you’ve heard of, but they are
prominent people and they have

814
00:42:35,320 –> 00:42:39,600
very powerful jobs and probably
make a shit ton of money.

815
00:42:39,680 –> 00:42:43,080
And I guess hanging out with
Epstein and a bunch of underage

816
00:42:43,080 –> 00:42:46,240
girls was what they like to do
for that’s a crime.

817
00:42:46,400 –> 00:42:48,720
That’s that’s a big, big, big
crime.

818
00:42:48,840 –> 00:42:52,040
Notably, I’m absent.
Maybe he hadn’t collected his

819
00:42:52,160 –> 00:42:55,160
this particular person yet, but
nothing from Bill Gates in here.

820
00:42:55,240 –> 00:42:57,560
Oh yeah, I didn’t see any Bill
Gates.

821
00:42:57,920 –> 00:42:59,880
What if he’s the one who did the
balloon drawing?

822
00:43:00,840 –> 00:43:02,360
Wow.
He’s got a pretty good comp

823
00:43:02,360 –> 00:43:04,120
sense of composition.
Yeah, yeah.

824
00:43:04,360 –> 00:43:05,520
We had a lot of the other big
players.

825
00:43:05,520 –> 00:43:08,160
We had John, Luke Brunell, we
had Leslie and the Wexner.

826
00:43:08,160 –> 00:43:09,920
We had Trump.
We had Clinton.

827
00:43:10,000 –> 00:43:13,040
Alan Dershowitz.
Yeah, it’s almost like the whole

828
00:43:13,040 –> 00:43:15,240
gang is there.
Except Bill, who Maybe he had

829
00:43:15,240 –> 00:43:18,520
the good judgement to not
formally associate himself with

830
00:43:18,520 –> 00:43:21,720
his child pimp.
Yeah, that would be the smart

831
00:43:21,720 –> 00:43:23,920
move.
But yeah, I didn’t see any Bill

832
00:43:23,920 –> 00:43:26,400
Clinton in here.
Is there anything about Prince?

833
00:43:26,400 –> 00:43:28,560
There’s no letters from Prince
Andrew, right?

834
00:43:28,840 –> 00:43:31,760
No Prince Andrew, unless you
count the one in Jeffrey’s egg

835
00:43:31,760 –> 00:43:33,720
shaped penis and he’s got a
Prince Prince.

836
00:43:33,800 –> 00:43:35,800
Andrew yeah, this book, it’s out
there.

837
00:43:35,800 –> 00:43:37,920
We’ll link to it.
You can look through it if you

838
00:43:37,920 –> 00:43:39,840
want.
I mean, it’s not a good read

839
00:43:40,280 –> 00:43:41,640
from an entertainment
standpoint.

840
00:43:41,640 –> 00:43:43,480
It’s not fun.
Check out the rare Jeffries.

841
00:43:43,760 –> 00:43:47,840
Yeah, you will just have a lot
of shit you’ve suspected about

842
00:43:47,840 –> 00:43:50,200
famous people.
Probably confirmed.

843
00:43:50,320 –> 00:43:54,200
Like, that Bill Clinton letter
Certainly doesn’t make me not

844
00:43:54,200 –> 00:43:57,920
think Bill Clinton was fucking
kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

845
00:43:58,040 –> 00:44:00,960
Well, and how about all the
pictures of the kids doing weird

846
00:44:00,960 –> 00:44:04,000
sexy poses, like, yeah, in
pyjamas?

847
00:44:04,560 –> 00:44:06,640
I don’t know how old this person
is, but I don’t know.

848
00:44:06,640 –> 00:44:08,600
It’s just, it’s, I don’t even
want to look at this shit.

849
00:44:08,600 –> 00:44:11,240
It’s it’s disgusting.
Yeah, the pajama picture.

850
00:44:11,240 –> 00:44:14,920
That kid is fully clothed and it
might be the most disturbing

851
00:44:14,920 –> 00:44:17,600
picture in the whole fucking
thing.

852
00:44:18,160 –> 00:44:20,280
And the and Glenn Maxwell’s tits
are in it.

853
00:44:20,640 –> 00:44:25,040
So yes, it’s real bad.
It’s real fucking bad.

854
00:44:25,120 –> 00:44:28,840
So that’s been the Epstein book.
Do we got any final thoughts on

855
00:44:28,840 –> 00:44:32,720
it?
Nope, I think we left it all in

856
00:44:32,720 –> 00:44:34,880
the court.
Yeah, I think we covered it.

857
00:44:34,880 –> 00:44:38,480
This was how I started my day.
That’s how I started my week.

858
00:44:39,000 –> 00:44:42,200
Woke up this morning and dove
right into the Jeffrey Epstein

859
00:44:42,200 –> 00:44:44,440
50th birthday book.
Oh man.

860
00:44:44,480 –> 00:44:46,640
Go take a walk in the park with
your wife, yeah?

861
00:44:46,880 –> 00:44:48,840
I might.
I showered already, but I might

862
00:44:48,840 –> 00:44:51,560
shower again.
Yeah, I feel pretty gross.

863
00:44:51,840 –> 00:44:55,440
So, Connor, thank you so much
for enduring the Jeffrey Epstein

864
00:44:55,440 –> 00:44:57,240
birthday book with me.
My pleasure.

865
00:44:57,520 –> 00:45:00,480
I think that’s our episode.
What do we have to plug before

866
00:45:00,480 –> 00:45:03,120
we get out of here?
I’m writing again.

867
00:45:03,160 –> 00:45:06,240
I was on Substack, but they
fucking love, love, love the

868
00:45:06,240 –> 00:45:08,280
Nazis.
So now I’m on Beehive.

869
00:45:08,320 –> 00:45:13,280
That’s B EE HIIV Adam Todd
brown.beehive.com Go read my

870
00:45:13,280 –> 00:45:14,920
articles.
Everything I wrote at Substack

871
00:45:14,920 –> 00:45:17,680
is there now and it’s all free,
even the stuff that was behind a

872
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paywall, so go check it out.
That’s it.

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What do you want to plug?
This week I want to plug an

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interview I did with the
hilarious comedian Tom Goss on

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his very interesting podcast
Leaving the Tribe.

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It would be a quite a different
side of the old con man that

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you’re used to hearing, but
really enjoyed the chat.

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And if you want to learn a bunch
of weird shit about me, that’s a

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great interview.
So go check that out.

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Leaving the Tribe with Tom Goss.
Oh yeah, I forgot Keith sent me

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that text.
We’re supposed to be doing a

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birthday book for Tom Goss, so
to speak, right?

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s already passed, so don’t

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worry about it now.
God damn it, mine was going to

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be all pedophile stuff.
So that’s our episode.

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Let’s get the fuck out of here.
Connor, say goodbye.

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Galene, I mean, goodbye.
Goodbye everybody, we love you.