Adam and Connor discuss the theory that, somewhere out there, a magic bed capable of curing any illness or injury exists, and that the military forces of the world will share it with us soon.
Show notes: https://rebrand.ly/tkvtwkn
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I.
Hey everybody, welcome to
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Conspiracy the Show.
I’m your host Adam Todd Brown
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joining me as Co host as always,
Conor Mcspadden’s here.
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How’s it going, man?
It’s going good.
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It’s the only show where Gen.
X and Millennials get together
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to tell Gen.
Z what the Boomers are up to.
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Exactly.
It’s our tagline.
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We’re working on shortening it.
Connor, how’s it going?
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Going good.
I saw two punk shows this
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weekend and I marched both
times.
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Survived.
Didn’t even need a Med bed.
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Oh, that’s exciting.
We’re a 32 year old man.
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Yes, it is.
We’re going to a show a couple
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weeks from now, next.
Yeah, it’s.
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Two weeks exactly.
Almost, yeah.
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B50 twos and devo.
That’s going to be good God damn
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time.
Very exciting.
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We’re going to be rocking the
tinfoil energy Dome for the
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conspiracy.
Heads.
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Hell yeah.
So we are talking about Med beds
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this week.
They are all the rage.
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They’re in the news.
I’m actually going back to
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school to get my Med bed
technician certificate at DeVry.
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Yeah, these are hot right now
because Trump promoted them on
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Truth Social by way of a video
that was AI generated that he
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definitely didn’t think was
real.
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Of course not.
Because he would remember
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learning about the top secret
technology of Med beds and then
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filming a promo for them.
Certainly, yeah.
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With his daughter-in-law, he
would remember all that.
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That’s definitely the kind of
thing you could distinguish from
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reality very easily if you’re
the president of the United
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States.
One would hope.
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Yeah, he posted this video.
It’s a Fox News segment that
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depicts Trump promoting
something called Med beds.
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Again, AI generated.
So these are words he never
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actually said.
Posted this video, took it down
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within a couple hours.
The video also showed Laura
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Trump, his daughter-in-law, and
apparently she is a Fox News
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host.
I never fucking watch Fox News.
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I have no clue.
And it was her interviewing the
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president.
And this was an interview that
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was alleged to have never aired,
but it never aired because it’s
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not real.
Let’s not forget, as the show
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gets increasingly more insane
from here, how insane just this
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part is.
Yeah, just the fact that he
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posted this video is insane.
That no one.
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Stopped him sooner.
Even this being up for four
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hours is too many hours.
Is he really running his own
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social media?
He has to be that’s Who else
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would allow this?
Yeah, I mean, I guess because he
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also posted that thing on social
media accidentally where he was
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telling Pam Bondi to investigate
James Comedy and it was clearly
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meant to be an e-mail to her and
instead he just posted it on
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Truth Social.
He Anthony weirder himself with
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without the penis.
Yeah, and then of course, as if
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by magic, James Comedy does end
up getting indicted a few days
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later.
Go figure.
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There’s a whole coffe thing
going back to ancient history
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where he just fell asleep on his
phone.
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Oh yeah, I don’t know what that
is.
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You you remember Coffe?
This was the biggest story in
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the world.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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OK, OK, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck was that?
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Even if you fell asleep on your
phone, How?
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How?
Like how does that happen?
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I’ve I’ve fallen asleep looking
at my phone before.
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Yeah, same, but I don’t think
I’ve accidentally tweeted in my
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sleep by laying on my phone.
Yeah, once you get a certain
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amount of tired, I stay away
from the critical
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infrastructure.
So the White House had a few
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days to think up a good
explanation for this.
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Trump posted this on a Saturday,
and they apparently do their
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press conferences or whatever
the fuck on Wednesdays.
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So they asked, the press asked
Carolyn, leave it about why
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Trump posted this video and
let’s just listen to her
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response, shall we?
Because I think it does clarify
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a lot of things.
Sean.
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Hey Carolyn, hi.
Two things to ask you about.
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Sure.
First thing I want to ask about
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this video that the president
posted the other day.
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It was an AI deep fake of
himself talking about something
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called Medveds.
What was he trying to
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communicate to the public there
and why didn’t he delete?
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It I think the president saw the
video and posted it and then
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took it down and he has the
right to do that.
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It’s his social media.
He’s incredibly transparent, as
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you all know.
You hear from him directly on
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social media.
He likes to share memes, he
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likes to share videos, he likes
to repost things that he sees
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other people post on social
media as well.
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And I think it’s quite
refreshing that we have a
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president who is so open and
honest directly himself.
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Many a times untruth you are
hearing directly from the
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President of the United.
States so there, Connor.
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I think he’s transparent about
having dementia.
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Yeah, I think that explains
everything.
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I’m assuming everyone’s
questions are answered.
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Everyone’s concerns have been
quelled.
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No one asked about his right to
post on social media.
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We get that.
He’s got the right to post on
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social media.
Lady, that’s not the fucking
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question.
Why did he post this bat shit
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insane video?
This is a senile as 75% of
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whatever Joe Biden never did.
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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Trump has a slight advantage in
the verbal confidence sauce
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department, but this is
obscenely old behavior.
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Yeah, I mean, dementia doesn’t
take that charisma away.
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He’s still got that riz that Joe
Biden never had.
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Well, the Joe Biden the guy
famous for stealing speeches to
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sound profound.
Did he do that?
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He stole a lot of speeches.
Yeah, he’s a serial plagiarist.
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Oh shit, I don’t like that.
I mean, I don’t know why I give
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a shit.
It’s not like it wrecks my
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otherwise stellar image of Joe
fucking Biden.
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They’re from the English Labor
Secretary in the 70s or
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something like that.
I guess it’s better than, you
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know, Joseph Goebbels, which is
who Stephen Miller pirated his
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fucking Charlie Kirk memorial
speech from.
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Yeah.
Terrifying at all?
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As if he wasn’t gerbils maxing
enough already.
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So all of this raises an obvious
question, which is the fuck is a
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Med bed anyway?
And I’m not sure if it directly
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started there, but it seems like
Q Anon played a big role in
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popularizing the idea of Med
beds being a real thing, which.
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This is just what happens when a
person with schizophrenia
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watches the movie Elysium as you
go, well, that’s obviously
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they’re putting it in the
movies.
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So it’s because it’s real.
And then if we they put it in
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the movies, we won’t believe
it’s real because it’s in a
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movie, which means it’s got to
be real, right?
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Have we checked in with Q Anon
lately?
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What are they up to?
I feel like they gave up on
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Trump right?
They had to have.
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I think that documentary put a
pretty big dent in their morale,
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even with the true believers.
Yeah, I could see that being a
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thing that was.
Pretty damning when that guy was
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like when I I mean one Q.
Have you seen the Behind the
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Curve documentary about flat
earthers?
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I feel like similar situation.
We’ve heard a lot less from flat
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earthers since that documentary.
Because it’s just flat earthers
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trying every experiment fucking
possible to prove the earth is
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flat and every time the results
are Nope, earth is round.
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It’s so good, but it’s just flat
earthers getting demoralized
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repeatedly.
There’s something about the
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dreams of the delusional being
crushed.
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Yeah, yeah.
It’s in this case, though, a
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little sad because these are
people who are seeking treatment
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for cancer and shit and yeah.
And it’s like you would you’d
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get more bang for your buck
going to an acupuncturist.
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At least with acupuncture
there’s centuries of tradition
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and shit.
It might work.
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Yeah, this is just pure fucking
snake oil.
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We’ll link to a 2022 Daily Beast
article by way of Yahoo News so
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as to circumvent the paywall,
which that’s a trick.
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I don’t know if people know
that, but take it from Dad, who
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does a bunch of research.
You find an article that’s
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paywalled, just search the exact
headline.
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It’s probably posted somewhere
for free, and The Daily Beast is
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no exception.
In this article, they reference
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a woman named Julie who was
popping up in Q Anon chat groups
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promoting Med beds for $22,000
each.
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I wish I had no morality this we
could be.
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Schizophrenia is a renewable
resource in this country.
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Yeah, and as we’ll learn as we
dive into the people behind
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these companies, there’s really
not a lot of punishment to be
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had for doing shit like this.
At worst, the FDA is going to
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come knocking and you just go,
all right, I’ll stop selling it,
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and then you sell something else
until the FDA comes knocking and
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you all right, I’ll stop.
And then you sell fucking
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magnets or something.
And the powers that be seem to
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think that if you bought this
shit, you deserve yourself.
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Yeah, which in some cases, sure,
there’s like.
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You know I want everyone to have
healthcare.
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Not like hype hype dream fucking
yeah scam bottles.
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This is a quote from Julie.
FYI, my husband uses a Med bed
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generator and four Tesla bio
healers for his stage 3
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inoperable and aggressive
salivary gland tumor.
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This technology is very
supportive.
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End Quote.
And these these things don’t
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just cure cancer, they also in
some cases can regrow limbs,
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which it’s an important detail
to remember.
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Well, they’re made with
reptilian technology and
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reptiles can regrow their tails,
so I’ve seen it happen around
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the house.
That is one of the theories is
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that this is reptilian
technology, not military.
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It’s the reptilians and also 90%
of reptilians very loving.
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So that’s good to know.
You know, that just shows my
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prejudice.
Yeah, I would have thought the
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exact opposite ratio.
Yeah, it also seems like a
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pretty defeatable form of evil.
In that case we can just we just
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have to take out 10% of the
lizard people.
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We just have to tip the scales,
as it were.
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I don’t get it.
What do you mean I’ll?
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Tell you, I’ll tell you after.
So there is another Q Anon
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related conspiracy influencer
Romana Dedulo, who claims to be
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the rightful Queen of Canada for
one thing, so.
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Sounds like someone said, make
up a fake name quickly.
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Romana Dedulo.
And rightful Queen of Canada.
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That’s neat.
It’s a good Instagram bio.
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She claims that after her
revolution is successful, which
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no better way than telling the
government you’re planning to do
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it way ahead of time.
So.
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You want to strike fear in their
hearts?
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Yeah, Yeah.
Exactly, see if they’ll just
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reach out and negotiate before
any shots are fired.
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She says once her revolution
goes down, Med beds will be made
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available for free to all
Canadians.
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And the free part is pretty
important because these things
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are expensive as buck one vendor
sells them for anywhere from
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$599 on the absolute low end of
things to $19,999.
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It’s a lot.
It’s a whole lot.
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What are the side effects of a
$600.00 Med bed?
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I mean, is it going to fuck up
my chakras?
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Yeah, and I guess it’s based on
the severity of your disease,
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but how do you decide which one
to go with?
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Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the
kind of thing you’d want to
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skimp on.
Yeah.
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Can you overdo it?
If you do too much Med bed?
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Are you going to grow a third
arm something?
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I was just thinking that and if
I really overdo it, could I
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become Goro from Mortal Kombat?
Yeah, that wouldn’t be the worst
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thing.
I mean, shopping for clothes
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would fucking suck but.
I’ve always wanted to throw
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people off of a mountain.
Oh same.
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Who doesn’t do it right now?
If you let me.
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So for what it’s worth, The
Daily Beast reached out to that
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Julie lady and she said this.
At that time I had a feeling
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that Med beds existed and I
searched until I found Tesla Bio
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Healing on May 30th.
Cancer was the best thing to
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happen to my husband and I.
It was tough for both of us, but
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we made it through.
Tesla Bio Healing was and still
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is the best intuition I ever
listened to in my life.
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End Quote.
And huh.
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Yeah, I like that she made note
of the exact day that she got
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scammed.
Yeah, yeah.
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Like it was that significant to
her.
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And I don’t know, citation
needed.
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I need to see some sort of
evidence that these things cured
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her husband.
I want to see her husband’s
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functioning salivary gland.
I want to see him.
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I want to see him spit in this
platoon and make a Ting.
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So apparently there are three
types of Med beds.
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There’s holographic of course,
regenerative and regression or
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re atomization.
And I think the difference there
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is all pretty self-explanatory.
Holographic is got to be the
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ones that are like the Med bed
was in your heart all along.
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I guess regenerative is the one
where it grows back your
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husband’s leg he lost in a Iraq
and then regression is it
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regresses your cancer cells back
to regular cells.
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That’s yeah, that makes sense.
If I was taking a multiple
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choice test blind, that would be
my deduction.
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And I wonder if there’s Med beds
that combine all three in case
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you’re like extra fucked up and
need all of those procedures.
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Those are in the deep
underground military bases,
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Adam.
That does seem like the
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prevailing theory here is that
the military is currently in
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possession of real Med beds.
Not just the US military, but
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all the military forces of the
world.
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And they are the ones who will
eventually make this technology
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available to the public, because
you know how all the military
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forces of the world get along
famously and would absolutely
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work together on a joint
operation of this nature.
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Yeah, and you know how all the
veterans have all their arms and
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legs?
Yeah.
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Their brains work perfectly and
none of them have cancer from
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depleted uranium.
Yeah, that’s the thing.
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When you dig into this, they’re
like, yeah, the military has it.
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And it’s like, OK, people die in
the military all the time, but
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also rich people like Trump have
it.
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And it’s like, well, then what’s
going on with his fucking legs?
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If Trump has one of these
things, why are his legs all
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fucking swollen and shit?
Yeah, really.
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Do they just apply makeup?
Yeah, it’s just a tanning bed.
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It’s a spray tanning bed.
So there is at least one
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influencer out there, an
Australian woman who calls
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herself Sky Prince.
That’s Sky with an E who claims
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that any version of Med beds
currently available are fake and
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that the real thing is coming
soon and it’s going to free be
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free for everybody.
That’s how I know it’s fucking
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fake.
Nothing in America is free for
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everybody.
Yeah, yeah.
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There’s never going to be a
device that cures all disease,
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because then what would we sell
drugs for?
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You know it’s never going to
happen.
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What’s Pfizer going to do?
Just go get nationalized?
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I can’t just there’s no answer.
It’s absurd.
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Nothing for him to do but shut
down.
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There is no future without
Pfizer.
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Can’t spell future without
Pfizer.
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Without APF.
So she says the Earth’s
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population has been divided into
tears in that the 1st 2:00
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include people like Trump, the
mega rich with a crapload of
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foreign currency.
That’s a quote.
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Which I don’t think Trump holds
a bunch of yuan and Iraqi dinars
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and shit like.
Yeah, if I know he was getting
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most of his loans from Russia at
one point, but I think they were
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just giving him regular ass
American dollars to spend.
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I don’t think he’s got, yeah, a
ton of any foreign currency, but
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people like that, they already
have access.
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I guess it’s foreign currency to
Sky because she’s Australian.
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Ah, that could be.
That could be and she doesn’t
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know who is in tier 3 which.
I know there’s a tier 3 but I
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don’t know who’s in it.
Great.
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But she does know that most
people are in Tier 4B and that
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the government is going to call
when it’s your turn to get a Med
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bed appointment.
Podcasters are in tier 6F.
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Yeah, who’s in Tier 4A?
If most people are in 4B, maybe
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that’s the podcasters.
Maybe, yeah, I don’t know.
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People with the special talents.
I think we’d have to sell more
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DraftKings ads to get in 4A.
Yeah.
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We’re not part of the problem.
And when you get this call, just
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a heads up, everybody, you’ll
answer a few questions over the
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phone and a quantum computer
will read your vibrational
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frequency over the phone.
And that’s how they’ll triage
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everybody.
The people whose vibrational
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frequencies reveal severe
illnesses will have their
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appointments right there that
day, and the rest will wait
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according to their needs.
So me and Connor bringing up the
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we are fucking healthy as.
Horses.
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You know, if we didn’t have such
a shitty healthcare system, we
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probably could do all this stuff
by now.
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Probably, if we weren’t just.
Trying to maximize profits.
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Adam, you’re at 630 Hertz.
That’s good news.
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She also says she’s received the
necessary training to operate
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Med beds and that she is a
psychic medium who sometimes
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talks to aliens.
Well, it sounds to me like
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there’s just a big red button on
the side that says heel that you
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press.
So I don’t know how much
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training is really.
Seems pretty straightforward.
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You just lay on this fucking
thing.
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If it’s the way it’s described.
What?
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Yeah, what do you need to
operate it?
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But again, she says all the ones
that are available now are fake,
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so maybe a real Med bed does
take fucking State Fair ride
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contraptions to operate.
It’s just so you’re saying that
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can do it drunk.
Yep, I mean you can do most
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things drunk, let’s be honest.
So she also says the rumors that
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Med beds are an invention of
Nikola Tesla are false because
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they are actually reptilian
technology like we said and.
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This bitch doesn’t even know
that Nikola Tesla was a reptile.
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Ridiculous.
How am I supposed to take her
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seriously?
There’s the fucking rub lady,
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and she’s the one who says 90%
of reptilians are loving a bunch
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of pussies.
We should take them over.
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That’s what we do to the loving.
It’s a bunch of reptiles putting
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flowers into the gun barrels.
Fucking nerds.
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The Med bed conspiracy also
somehow involves JFK Junior.
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This was a fantastic twist.
At one point in 2021, Q Anon
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adherence, I don’t know if
people remember this, gathered
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in Dealey Plaza expecting that
JFK Junior was going to make his
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triumphant return to the public
spotlight.
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Like the old joke, is it?
You think when Jesus comes back,
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don’t you think the last thing
he wants to see is a cross?
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Yeah.
You know, like you think JFK
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Junior is going to come back to
the place where his dad was shot
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in the head.
Yeah, that would be insane.
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But not just that, JFK was also
going to show up, because JFK
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Connor has been kept alive by
way of a Med bed.
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The mix somewhat.
That’s why we can’t find his
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brain.
Yeah, yeah, it’s.
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Still in his head, it’s.
Still in his head, completely
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intact, having been regenerated
by a Med bed.
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I think you mean reatomized, but
yes.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Sorry.
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So when Dead Dad failed to
appear with Dead Son, I am not
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joking, people decided that the
two of them were actually going
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to appear on stage at a Rolling
Stones concert that was
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happening in Dallas around that
same time.
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And when that didn’t happen,
lots of Q Anon users got it in
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their heads that Keith Richards
is actually John F Kennedy.
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All true.
I wish I had active
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schizophrenia.
I mean, it seems like just you
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live in a world where magic is
real.
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Yeah, and I mean, there were
actual tweets where people were
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like, sorry, no one wants to
admit it, but JFK was there.
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He’s Keith Richards.
Time for start me up.
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Yeah, did he play before They
make me run?
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What a banger.
God I love that song.
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Well, the Deep State did make
him run.
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You know exactly.
Yeah, that’s what that song is
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about.
So yeah, that is all true.
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I mean, none of it’s true, but
it’s true that people believed
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all that shit.
There is a guy out there,
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Michael Pratzman, who goes by
the username -48 on various
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social media platforms has
97,000 followers on Telegram.
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What is Telegram exactly?
Is that a social media network?
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I thought it was just a
messaging app.
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Kind of like a chat room
service.
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Oh yeah, never interacted with
it.
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He is adored on Telegram for his
use of gematria, a process that
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turns words or phrases into
numeric code that can be applied
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to events.
Sure, dude.
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What these people?
Are spending a lot of real money
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on fake technology that could be
used on real pills that they
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need very badly.
He should be adored for his use
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of Seroquel.
And he apparently when this
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thing in Dallas happened, this
guy has such a following that
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there were some people that he
just picked who were supposed to
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stay and wait for JFK junior to
show up.
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And a bunch of people did.
There’s in the article we’ll
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link to about this from
Newsweek.
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They interview a woman whose
sister this guy appointed her
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ambassador to Africa in her head
and just completely went off the
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fucking Q Anon deep end.
So pretty fucking dark, but at
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least JFK is still alive.
That’s good to know.
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Yes.
I mean, this is just like a
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natural extension of where you
get when it’s the idea of
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receiving tangible care is
actually hopeless.
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Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
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As you make your own hope.
Yeah.
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And Speaking of that, there are
lots of companies out there that
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sell various devices that they
describe as Med beds.
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The most prominent seems to be a
company called Tesla Bio
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Healing, which amazingly enough,
no relation.
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As much as Elon Musk loves to
sell vaporware.
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Yeah, they sell something called
Tesla canisters that really
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easy.
Just put them under your bed and
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that makes your stupid regular
bed into a fully healing Med
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bed.
Damn my my bed is kind of low to
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the ground, I don’t think
they’ll fit.
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I mean, you buy four and use
them as the platform for your
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bed.
OK, OK.
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Double as a bed frame and now
you’re cans are free for the
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rest of your life.
Med bed frame.
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Exactly.
You can’t go wrong.
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Except one woman bought 1 and
opened it and she found that it
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was just filled with cement.
It even says shelf life 36
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months on the outside.
So they’re only good for three
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years, then you got.
To you got to buy another one,
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Yeah, got to get planned
obsolescence.
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Got to get another $600.00 Med
bed canister.
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I think those are the things
that are $599 and, and we were
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scandalized when people cracked
open a pair of Beats headphones
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and there was a magnet in there.
Oh.
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Yeah.
That’s why they’re so heavy.
437
00:23:46,880 –> 00:23:50,080
Meanwhile, there’s people paying
$600.00 for a can of cement to
438
00:23:50,080 –> 00:23:52,600
cure their cancer.
Well, you know, the placebo
439
00:23:52,600 –> 00:23:56,080
effect does do a lot.
So there’s probably, I hate to
440
00:23:56,080 –> 00:23:57,280
say it probably didn’t do
nothing.
441
00:23:58,000 –> 00:24:00,680
Yeah, absolutely.
And for the record, that
442
00:24:00,680 –> 00:24:04,200
canister was registered with the
FDA as an infrared lamp.
443
00:24:04,240 –> 00:24:07,640
So just a reminder that
registered with the FDA means
444
00:24:07,640 –> 00:24:10,400
fucking nothing when it comes to
shit like this.
445
00:24:10,440 –> 00:24:15,000
Does not mean it’s actually that
or that it will work in any way.
446
00:24:15,440 –> 00:24:18,520
It means that you showed the FDA
the drawing you did that you put
447
00:24:18,520 –> 00:24:19,400
up on the.
Fridge.
448
00:24:19,480 –> 00:24:21,080
Yeah.
And they’re like, yeah, that
449
00:24:21,080 –> 00:24:22,760
looks like what you say it looks
like.
450
00:24:22,840 –> 00:24:27,160
There’s also a company in Canada
called Orgo Life that is linked
451
00:24:27,160 –> 00:24:30,160
to the Med bed craze, but the
Orgo in their name leads me to
452
00:24:30,160 –> 00:24:34,320
believe they’re dealing more in
the Oregon blaster space and
453
00:24:34,400 –> 00:24:38,320
we’ve confirmed a long time ago
that those absolutely work.
454
00:24:38,840 –> 00:24:40,760
Keep I keep one in every room in
the house.
455
00:24:40,880 –> 00:24:46,680
I keep one on the desk where I
record and have yet to be
456
00:24:46,680 –> 00:24:50,520
visited by a single fed since
it’s been on my desk.
457
00:24:50,720 –> 00:24:53,760
So argue with the results I
guess.
458
00:24:53,760 –> 00:24:57,120
Everybody.
So I don’t like Oregon Blasters
459
00:24:57,120 –> 00:25:01,240
having their name sullied in the
Med bed conspiracy, thank you
460
00:25:01,240 –> 00:25:04,800
very much.
Now, what if you had Oregon
461
00:25:04,800 –> 00:25:07,680
Blaster under the bed with the
Med bed posts?
462
00:25:08,640 –> 00:25:11,040
Yeah, kind of a synergistic
effect, yeah.
463
00:25:11,200 –> 00:25:14,960
Then you’re, yeah, you’re just
cross faded with positive life
464
00:25:15,440 –> 00:25:17,480
energy.
There is another company out
465
00:25:17,480 –> 00:25:23,360
there called medbedcard.com that
sells a limited series Med bed
466
00:25:23,360 –> 00:25:29,320
card for the low low price of
$447 discounted from 14190
467
00:25:29,320 –> 00:25:32,000
dollars.
Both weird numbers, yeah.
468
00:25:32,080 –> 00:25:36,000
Very weird numbers, but honestly
can you afford not to buy one
469
00:25:36,040 –> 00:25:39,920
with savings like that?
It’s a third of the price for
470
00:25:39,920 –> 00:25:42,360
the access to something that
doesn’t exist.
471
00:25:42,440 –> 00:25:45,760
Yeah, yeah, you can’t beat it.
The card, in case you’re
472
00:25:45,760 –> 00:25:49,520
wondering, Grants quote
exclusive information about
473
00:25:49,520 –> 00:25:52,360
terahertz technology.
Where else you going to find
474
00:25:52,360 –> 00:25:54,520
information about terahertz
technology?
475
00:25:54,680 –> 00:25:57,200
I thought terahertz was another
one of the influencers who was
476
00:25:57,200 –> 00:26:01,080
Hawking these things.
You also get up to 70% discounts
477
00:26:01,080 –> 00:26:04,840
on all of their products, so
again, you’re just printing
478
00:26:04,840 –> 00:26:06,280
money buying one of these
things.
479
00:26:06,640 –> 00:26:09,280
They just sell cards.
You could buy another card.
480
00:26:09,400 –> 00:26:13,120
Yeah, just buy multiple cards.
I called medbeds.com.
481
00:26:13,120 –> 00:26:18,080
It’s medbedcard.com.
And if you buy 3 cards, you get
482
00:26:18,080 –> 00:26:22,000
a free Ionic Care, which is a
terahertz powered Wellness
483
00:26:22,000 –> 00:26:26,440
device that claims quote only
four minutes to reduce stress
484
00:26:26,480 –> 00:26:30,000
and feel healthy and quote.
I thought it was a toothbrush.
485
00:26:30,280 –> 00:26:36,000
That does sound like the name of
a very famous brand of electric
486
00:26:36,000 –> 00:26:39,520
toothbrush also to the point
that I think there is one called
487
00:26:39,520 –> 00:26:42,640
Ionic Care.
And it you can masturbate with
488
00:26:42,640 –> 00:26:45,360
an electric toothbrush if you
got the right equipment.
489
00:26:45,520 –> 00:26:48,280
Yeah, yeah, I masturbate my gums
with one.
490
00:26:51,240 –> 00:26:55,440
Gross.
So it should go without saying
491
00:26:55,600 –> 00:26:59,640
that without fail with any of
these companies, somewhere in
492
00:26:59,640 –> 00:27:03,320
their terms and conditions or in
their user agreement, it’s going
493
00:27:03,320 –> 00:27:07,320
to be like don’t use this for
health reasons.
494
00:27:07,440 –> 00:27:08,960
This is actually a beauty
product.
495
00:27:08,960 –> 00:27:11,040
Yeah, this is not going to cure
anything.
496
00:27:11,160 –> 00:27:13,800
Don’t even for a second think it
will.
497
00:27:13,840 –> 00:27:19,200
But then you get out there on
the actual website and companies
498
00:27:19,200 –> 00:27:22,320
like Tesla Bio Healing recommend
their products for every
499
00:27:22,400 –> 00:27:26,560
anything from mild conditions
like asthma and autism
500
00:27:26,720 –> 00:27:30,280
essentially the same thing, to
more severe stuff like terminal
501
00:27:30,280 –> 00:27:32,080
cancer.
So that you’re telling me they
502
00:27:32,080 –> 00:27:35,600
could cure me of my random
interest in the displacement of
503
00:27:35,600 –> 00:27:38,400
various car engines?
They sure can, Connor.
504
00:27:38,440 –> 00:27:40,560
They can make a normal person
out of you yet.
505
00:27:40,600 –> 00:27:42,720
I forgot everything I know about
G Gundam.
506
00:27:43,160 –> 00:27:46,320
So the way they cure all these
things, in case you’re
507
00:27:46,320 –> 00:27:50,520
wondering, is they deliver life
force energy to patients.
508
00:27:50,520 –> 00:27:54,120
That’s according to Tesla Bio Co
Healing CEO James Lu.
509
00:27:54,240 –> 00:27:56,920
Here’s.
So that’s the what white people
510
00:27:56,920 –> 00:27:59,360
call chi.
Yeah, I think you can get this
511
00:27:59,360 –> 00:28:03,680
just with crystals and shit too.
Or an Oregon blaster, obviously.
512
00:28:03,880 –> 00:28:08,160
I would have so much more faith
in the veracity of crystals than
513
00:28:08,240 –> 00:28:11,480
one of these.
These crystals grew in the earth
514
00:28:11,680 –> 00:28:13,720
amazingly.
Yeah, they’ve been around
515
00:28:13,720 –> 00:28:15,680
forever.
I feel like people have been
516
00:28:15,680 –> 00:28:18,280
talking about them forever.
This shit’s brand new.
517
00:28:18,320 –> 00:28:20,640
This is a invention of the
goddamn Internet.
518
00:28:22,600 –> 00:28:26,720
This is psychosis remixing
psychosis remixing psychosis.
519
00:28:27,120 –> 00:28:30,480
This is a quote from James Lew
Tesla Bio Healing products
520
00:28:30,480 –> 00:28:34,920
provide life force energy to the
user when anyone with an unmet
521
00:28:34,920 –> 00:28:38,360
severe condition such as
terminal cancers and stroke
522
00:28:38,360 –> 00:28:41,800
paralysis for six months.
They do not have much life force
523
00:28:41,800 –> 00:28:44,760
energy and it is hard for them
to get better.
524
00:28:44,880 –> 00:28:46,800
End Quote.
And I mean, when you put it that
525
00:28:46,800 –> 00:28:48,880
way, I guess it makes perfect
sense.
526
00:28:49,160 –> 00:28:52,200
The low on life force energy.
Yeah, it’s like a video game.
527
00:28:52,360 –> 00:28:54,320
You got to pick up the fucking
ham when it falls.
528
00:28:54,440 –> 00:28:57,000
You can’t do your special if you
don’t have any bars, yeah.
529
00:28:57,200 –> 00:29:01,320
Exactly, this is another quote
because people had been asking
530
00:29:01,320 –> 00:29:03,440
about the conspiracy theory
stuff.
531
00:29:03,520 –> 00:29:05,880
Here goes.
We were asked by many potential
532
00:29:05,880 –> 00:29:08,920
customers if our products could
be that kind of device or
533
00:29:08,920 –> 00:29:12,800
similar to that hoax device.
We have 100% distance our
534
00:29:12,800 –> 00:29:15,920
products from that false claim
because the bed is the right
535
00:29:15,920 –> 00:29:19,680
place for the user to gain life
force energy to be able to heal
536
00:29:19,680 –> 00:29:22,840
her, his body.
We use the bed to deliver our
537
00:29:22,840 –> 00:29:25,600
life force energy.
When we communicated with the
538
00:29:25,600 –> 00:29:30,400
FDA we use the term of bed, Med
bed, powered bed, etcetera.
539
00:29:30,800 –> 00:29:33,240
Any bed used in hospital is a
Med bed.
540
00:29:33,720 –> 00:29:35,680
Those beds have no life force
energy.
541
00:29:35,920 –> 00:29:38,800
Our life force energy empowered
bed is unique.
542
00:29:39,040 –> 00:29:41,120
End Quote.
So I think we owe this guy an
543
00:29:41,120 –> 00:29:45,720
apology.
Did AI write that any bed that
544
00:29:46,600 –> 00:29:48,960
is used for healing is a Med
bed?
545
00:29:49,320 –> 00:29:52,240
Yeah that sounds like such a
smart ass response.
546
00:29:52,320 –> 00:29:56,880
Like I was at a subway once and
I asked the employee if they had
547
00:29:56,880 –> 00:30:00,680
any hot Subs and she goes we
have a microwave, anything can
548
00:30:00,680 –> 00:30:03,800
be a hot sub.
Like I will murder you, lady.
549
00:30:04,040 –> 00:30:07,120
Wow, that is maximum levels of
snark.
550
00:30:07,400 –> 00:30:08,680
Yeah, yeah.
Got to.
551
00:30:08,680 –> 00:30:13,360
Put her on a bread bed.
James Lew was previously called
552
00:30:13,360 –> 00:30:18,320
out by the FDA for promoting A
homeopathic spray that claimed
553
00:30:18,320 –> 00:30:22,400
to prevent asthma attacks, but
he wasn’t prosecuted because he
554
00:30:22,400 –> 00:30:26,280
agreed to stop making it and
barely anyone bought it anyway.
555
00:30:26,520 –> 00:30:29,840
What does it matter if the spray
is gay if it stops asthma
556
00:30:29,840 –> 00:30:32,480
attacks?
Yeah, and here’s the thing.
557
00:30:32,480 –> 00:30:35,240
How do you know it doesn’t
prevent asthma attacks?
558
00:30:36,240 –> 00:30:39,040
If you use it and you don’t have
an asthma attack, is it not
559
00:30:39,040 –> 00:30:41,320
preventing them?
I’m reminded of Lisa Simpson’s
560
00:30:41,320 –> 00:30:43,960
rock that keeps tigers away
because there’s no tigers
561
00:30:43,960 –> 00:30:46,000
around.
Yeah, exactly.
562
00:30:46,040 –> 00:30:50,320
He was also, though, involved in
a lawsuit with his ex-wife and
563
00:30:50,320 –> 00:30:54,160
other board members of a company
called Tech World Corporation,
564
00:30:54,200 –> 00:30:57,040
where he was accused, among
other things, of embezzling
565
00:30:57,040 –> 00:31:01,040
$35,000 in company funds and
giving them to an online
566
00:31:01,040 –> 00:31:03,680
girlfriend who scammed him on
match.com.
567
00:31:04,640 –> 00:31:07,640
Man you even get you got scammed
on the website for old people
568
00:31:07,640 –> 00:31:10,000
too.
Oh man, that’s harsh.
569
00:31:10,160 –> 00:31:12,680
That is harsh.
There’s also a Swiss company out
570
00:31:12,680 –> 00:31:18,040
there that managed to score the
web URL medbed.com called 90.10.
571
00:31:18,280 –> 00:31:23,480
They run an even more audacious
scam which I don’t think we
572
00:31:23,480 –> 00:31:26,520
should not try this.
They don’t even sell equipment.
573
00:31:26,560 –> 00:31:30,440
They promise to convert your
regular bullshit bed to a Med
574
00:31:30,440 –> 00:31:33,880
bed using quote faster than
light technology.
575
00:31:33,920 –> 00:31:38,520
End Quote To teleport or beam
quantum energy and frequencies
576
00:31:38,520 –> 00:31:42,000
into the human body without time
delay.
577
00:31:42,520 –> 00:31:45,800
Which who even fucking talks
that way without time delay?
578
00:31:45,960 –> 00:31:49,120
A lot of these it sounds like AI
or it was translated from
579
00:31:49,120 –> 00:31:52,440
another language.
Yeah, a Monmouth University
580
00:31:52,440 –> 00:31:56,400
researcher signed up for the 8
hour free trial and said, quote,
581
00:31:56,480 –> 00:31:59,880
it tells you to lay on your bed
and say the magic words, which I
582
00:31:59,880 –> 00:32:04,400
think are like 90.10 Med bed
scan me or something and you’re
583
00:32:04,400 –> 00:32:06,760
supposed to feel something.
That’s the trial.
584
00:32:06,800 –> 00:32:10,320
I feel like we got to try it.
I’ve tried stupider things to
585
00:32:10,320 –> 00:32:15,000
address my adult acne, Yeah.
Did you ever get into binaural
586
00:32:15,000 –> 00:32:18,320
beats?
When I was 13 years old, yes I
587
00:32:18,320 –> 00:32:21,080
did.
Yeah, I remember when that first
588
00:32:21,080 –> 00:32:23,520
became a thing and they were
like, you want to listen to a
589
00:32:23,520 –> 00:32:26,960
song that feels like cocaine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
590
00:32:27,000 –> 00:32:30,800
I don’t know do I?
I tried it, it didn’t get me
591
00:32:30,800 –> 00:32:33,040
high.
Did not make me astral project
592
00:32:33,080 –> 00:32:34,960
either.
Yeah, yeah, and it talked to a
593
00:32:34,960 –> 00:32:38,400
single fucking alien.
I did listen to I think it’s I
594
00:32:38,440 –> 00:32:40,440
what the fuck was it called
jackpot.
595
00:32:40,440 –> 00:32:44,360
I think it was called jackpot.
I did listen to this his I run
596
00:32:44,360 –> 00:32:46,120
the same time when I was like
1314.
597
00:32:46,360 –> 00:32:49,080
The self hypnosis tape that’s
supposed to make you cum without
598
00:32:49,080 –> 00:32:52,760
touching your Dick.
And I listened, I listened to
599
00:32:52,760 –> 00:32:55,520
about 20 minutes of it and I was
like, this is stupid.
600
00:32:55,600 –> 00:32:58,560
And then there was a like a
switch in the action and
601
00:32:58,560 –> 00:33:01,280
suddenly I fold the ghost hand
on my penis and I was like,
602
00:33:01,280 –> 00:33:03,880
whoa, no, I’m out.
I’m all the way out.
603
00:33:03,960 –> 00:33:06,680
I don’t want to see how far the
rabbit hole goes.
604
00:33:06,960 –> 00:33:10,840
That sounds fascinating.
Yeah, that’s pretty scary.
605
00:33:11,120 –> 00:33:15,840
I went to medbed.com for the
record and it redirects to
606
00:33:15,840 –> 00:33:22,440
app.9010.com and all you’re met
with is a registration page says
607
00:33:22,440 –> 00:33:26,800
everyone must re register once
in the app earlier. 90.10 access
608
00:33:26,800 –> 00:33:30,080
data are not valid here.
Buyers of Med Bed, please use
609
00:33:30,080 –> 00:33:33,920
the e-mail from the purchase.
Headline I am energy.
610
00:33:34,720 –> 00:33:37,360
Yeah, just says I am energy.
I don’t know.
611
00:33:37,680 –> 00:33:40,560
Pretty legit, yeah.
Yeah, we should steal someone’s
612
00:33:40,560 –> 00:33:44,680
e-mail and plug it into
9010.com, see what happens.
613
00:33:44,680 –> 00:33:46,840
Certainly not putting my own
e-mail in there.
614
00:33:47,640 –> 00:33:49,120
That’s not even one of my
burners.
615
00:33:49,200 –> 00:33:55,680
So also this is one of the most
fascinating developments to me
616
00:33:55,920 –> 00:33:59,840
if for some reason you don’t
want to drop $20,000 on a Med
617
00:33:59,840 –> 00:34:03,480
bed of your own.
For starters I would remind you
618
00:34:03,480 –> 00:34:05,000
that scared money don’t make
money.
619
00:34:05,040 –> 00:34:10,080
But also might I suggest that
you check that ass into a Tesla
620
00:34:10,080 –> 00:34:13,639
bio healing resort?
Brought to you by Ramada
621
00:34:13,840 –> 00:34:17,000
Wyndham.
Yes, you can earn Wyndham
622
00:34:17,000 –> 00:34:21,520
loyalty points by checking into
a Med bed resort.
623
00:34:21,560 –> 00:34:26,600
In case you hate yourself.
From just $99 per night, which
624
00:34:26,600 –> 00:34:31,480
is regular ass hotel prices.
Although be forewarned the Med
625
00:34:31,480 –> 00:34:36,760
bedrooms start at 209 a night.
Also, it’s in Butler, PA.
626
00:34:37,120 –> 00:34:39,840
Cement ain’t cheap.
Yeah, I do like that these are
627
00:34:39,840 –> 00:34:44,280
all in bustling metropolis is.
Yeah, yeah, some of the biggest
628
00:34:44,280 –> 00:34:48,600
tourist hotspots in the world.
But the Butler one, I think
629
00:34:48,600 –> 00:34:51,040
there’s your answer.
When you’re like, whoa, if Trump
630
00:34:51,040 –> 00:34:54,280
got shot in the ear, how come
there’s no scar on his ear?
631
00:34:54,280 –> 00:34:58,120
Because he fucking regrew his
ear in a Med bed in Butler,
632
00:34:58,120 –> 00:34:59,840
dummy.
Stop spreading fucking
633
00:34:59,840 –> 00:35:02,480
conspiracy theories, all right?
You think they’re going to have
634
00:35:02,480 –> 00:35:05,560
the president use his own ATP to
repair?
635
00:35:06,400 –> 00:35:09,120
He’s too rich for that.
Get a person in a Med bed fast
636
00:35:09,120 –> 00:35:12,040
enough you can regrow anything.
He’s in Group 1A.
637
00:35:12,560 –> 00:35:16,160
Yeah, yeah, it was actually a
lucky break that he got shot in
638
00:35:16,160 –> 00:35:19,920
Butler because of the close
proximity of a Med bed resort.
639
00:35:20,240 –> 00:35:23,400
If you would have got shot in LA
or Chicago or New York, there’d
640
00:35:23,400 –> 00:35:24,880
been nothing we could do for
you, yeah.
641
00:35:25,080 –> 00:35:27,560
At that Four Seasons place, any
of that.
642
00:35:27,720 –> 00:35:32,920
But since you were in Duluth.
Yeah, there are actually Med bed
643
00:35:33,120 –> 00:35:37,320
healing resorts all over the
country, including in Butler,
644
00:35:37,320 –> 00:35:44,040
PA, Milford, Delaware, Kearney,
Arizona, East Dubuque, IL Hats
645
00:35:44,040 –> 00:35:50,520
accepted, Tampa, FL, Leesburg,
FL and Woburn, MA all the.
646
00:35:50,520 –> 00:35:54,400
Tourist hotspots everywhere that
doesn’t even have a Raisin canes
647
00:35:54,400 –> 00:35:59,080
yet.
So this is a quote about the
648
00:35:59,080 –> 00:36:04,640
Butler PA Tesla Bio Healing
Resort from Ramada by Wyndham.
649
00:36:04,720 –> 00:36:08,800
Rest and rejuvenate at Ramada by
Wyndham Butler Tesla Bio Healing
650
00:36:08,800 –> 00:36:14,240
Resort conveniently located off
PA-82 miles from the city center
651
00:36:14,240 –> 00:36:18,320
and 51 miles from Pittsburgh
International Airport Pitt.
652
00:36:18,400 –> 00:36:22,200
Our non-smoking hotel features a
state-of-the-art gym, heated
653
00:36:22,200 –> 00:36:26,560
indoor pool, healthy dining,
elegant meeting rooms, and free
654
00:36:26,560 –> 00:36:28,880
Wi-Fi.
We also offer rooms with
655
00:36:28,880 –> 00:36:32,160
Wellness Energy beds for
enhanced comfort and relaxation
656
00:36:32,160 –> 00:36:35,120
while in Western Pennsylvania,
Take in the fresh air at Moraine
657
00:36:35,120 –> 00:36:39,400
State Park, sip local wines at
Rustic Acres Winery, recycle the
658
00:36:39,400 –> 00:36:42,320
Butler Freeport Community Trail.
End Quote.
659
00:36:42,400 –> 00:36:46,000
I like how they just tossed the
Med beds in the middle of that.
660
00:36:46,240 –> 00:36:47,960
Like it was a continental
breakfast.
661
00:36:48,040 –> 00:36:52,040
Yeah, like it’s not the main
feature of this fucking hotel in
662
00:36:52,080 –> 00:36:55,080
the title.
Like it’s not my husband’s last
663
00:36:55,080 –> 00:36:58,480
chance.
Also, unless I’m not looking
664
00:36:58,480 –> 00:37:02,080
hard enough, there are zero
photos of the Wellness energy
665
00:37:02,080 –> 00:37:07,200
beds to be found on the website.
On the listings for the rooms
666
00:37:07,200 –> 00:37:10,120
that come with Wellness beds,
the Wellness beds are not even
667
00:37:10,120 –> 00:37:14,880
listed among the amenities.
Tables and chairs are listed and
668
00:37:14,880 –> 00:37:20,520
the combo bathtub shower is
listed but Med beds are not.
669
00:37:20,960 –> 00:37:22,640
Got a?
Got a coffee maker?
670
00:37:22,960 –> 00:37:26,720
Yeah, I mean, and an alarm clock
in case you don’t have a phone.
671
00:37:27,080 –> 00:37:29,760
Yeah, and you’re going to want
to set that because again, you
672
00:37:29,760 –> 00:37:33,000
stay in that Med bed too long.
Third arm, something like that.
673
00:37:33,400 –> 00:37:34,640
Yeah.
You don’t want.
674
00:37:34,640 –> 00:37:37,520
That you have to be popping the
tail out of your dockers.
675
00:37:38,040 –> 00:37:41,400
This is another quote.
All centers are equipped with
676
00:37:41,400 –> 00:37:46,240
center exclusive bio photon
generators that let guests stay
677
00:37:46,240 –> 00:37:50,520
in a relaxed state of being and
receive energy into every living
678
00:37:50,520 –> 00:37:53,640
cell of the body.
I mean, you’re not going to get
679
00:37:53,640 –> 00:37:57,200
that at your fucking Howard
Johnson’s people, you know?
680
00:37:57,280 –> 00:38:00,480
Yeah, the Hojo doesn’t target
every living cell in your body.
681
00:38:01,040 –> 00:38:04,760
One of the Florida locations,
they have exclusive generators
682
00:38:04,760 –> 00:38:09,200
that are equivalent to quote 14
gold generators of bio photon
683
00:38:09,200 –> 00:38:13,120
life force energy and I think we
all know what that means.
684
00:38:13,160 –> 00:38:15,880
Better than the silver and the
bronze bio photon life force
685
00:38:15,880 –> 00:38:19,920
energy generators.
They also have infrared sauna
686
00:38:19,920 –> 00:38:25,040
blankets that offer quote a full
cleansing effect while also
687
00:38:25,040 –> 00:38:27,560
supporting weight loss and
hormonal balance.
688
00:38:27,840 –> 00:38:32,200
So I think the blankets make you
shit which not mad at it.
689
00:38:32,600 –> 00:38:34,960
At least you don’t have to drink
a gross taste in tea.
690
00:38:35,120 –> 00:38:37,880
Oh, yeah.
So I think that’s our episode,
691
00:38:37,880 –> 00:38:39,920
right?
We learned everything there is
692
00:38:39,920 –> 00:38:41,720
to know about Med beds.
We did it.
693
00:38:41,720 –> 00:38:43,040
I.
Think I know less than when I
694
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:43,880
started.
Recording.
695
00:38:44,440 –> 00:38:49,160
Yeah, it’s, it’s shocking to me
that there’s not more concrete,
696
00:38:49,160 –> 00:38:53,000
solid information about how
these things work and what they
697
00:38:53,000 –> 00:38:55,960
do.
But if anyone’s ever tried one,
698
00:38:56,160 –> 00:38:58,480
please reach out.
We will interview you on the
699
00:38:58,480 –> 00:39:01,400
podcast.
Just it just kills me if any of
700
00:39:01,400 –> 00:39:05,080
this schizophrenic energy could
be channelled into with a fight
701
00:39:05,080 –> 00:39:09,280
for universal healthcare.
Such a better use of human time
702
00:39:09,280 –> 00:39:11,640
and energy.
But Med beds though?
703
00:39:11,640 –> 00:39:15,560
Well every bed that is used to
heal a person is a Med bed and
704
00:39:15,720 –> 00:39:18,920
there’s not even people in those
because they can’t afford it.
705
00:39:19,040 –> 00:39:21,280
Yeah.
And we don’t need universal
706
00:39:21,280 –> 00:39:24,600
healthcare once we have Med beds
because that’s true.
707
00:39:24,640 –> 00:39:27,560
The Med beds are our universal
healthcare so.
708
00:39:28,000 –> 00:39:30,720
But even then, where we got to,
we’re in Group 5F.
709
00:39:32,320 –> 00:39:33,920
Yeah, I do want to know what
tier I’m there’s.
710
00:39:33,920 –> 00:39:36,400
Going to be illegal immigrants
getting their limbs regrown
711
00:39:36,400 –> 00:39:39,320
before us.
Not if Trump has anything to say
712
00:39:39,320 –> 00:39:41,120
about it.
Maybe that’s what this is all
713
00:39:41,120 –> 00:39:44,720
about, Access to Med beds.
He’s going to deport them and
714
00:39:44,720 –> 00:39:47,320
then once it’s just white people
and then we break out the Med
715
00:39:47,320 –> 00:39:48,640
beds.
Yeah, yeah.
716
00:39:48,720 –> 00:39:51,440
And I mean, I’ll take my Med bed
appointment.
717
00:39:51,440 –> 00:39:54,360
I’m not going to look a gift
horse in the mouth, but I’ll do
718
00:39:54,360 –> 00:39:57,000
it with a heavy heart over all
the tyranny it took to get
719
00:39:57,000 –> 00:39:59,960
there, for sure.
I’ll be under duress that I have
720
00:39:59,960 –> 00:40:03,200
a tail grown.
So I think that’s our episode.
721
00:40:03,360 –> 00:40:05,600
We did it.
Connor, thank you so much for
722
00:40:05,600 –> 00:40:08,720
doing the pod.
What do we have to plug before
723
00:40:08,720 –> 00:40:12,520
we get out of here?
You can read my writings.
724
00:40:12,760 –> 00:40:18,280
Adam Todd brown.beehive.com I
got a article up now celebrating
725
00:40:18,280 –> 00:40:23,600
the 10 year anniversary of the
Trump article I wrote in 2015
726
00:40:23,600 –> 00:40:26,720
about how he seemed like he was
going to be kind of Hitler like.
727
00:40:27,080 –> 00:40:28,320
That’s why they call him
Nostrad.
728
00:40:28,320 –> 00:40:32,960
Damn Amas.
And there is a follow up article
729
00:40:33,280 –> 00:40:38,800
about all the ways Trump 2 point
O is just mirroring the shit out
730
00:40:38,800 –> 00:40:40,880
of Nazis.
It’s pretty blatant.
731
00:40:41,280 –> 00:40:45,040
Hacky I would say.
Yeah, yeah, it’s obvious they
732
00:40:45,040 –> 00:40:48,120
want a civil war.
That is what they want, and I
733
00:40:48,120 –> 00:40:50,880
hope we do not give it to him.
So yeah, go read all that.
734
00:40:50,880 –> 00:40:55,440
There’s also a ranking of every
Mariah Carey album from worst to
735
00:40:55,440 –> 00:40:59,000
best if you want some slightly
less heavy reading.
736
00:40:59,080 –> 00:41:01,560
Despite not being a Mariah Carey
fan, I did read that whole
737
00:41:01,560 –> 00:41:03,760
article for some reason.
Found it very compelling.
738
00:41:04,480 –> 00:41:05,680
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
739
00:41:05,720 –> 00:41:08,160
And that’s all I got.
Connor, what do you want to
740
00:41:08,160 –> 00:41:09,840
plug?
Check out my business, Health
741
00:41:09,840 –> 00:41:14,600
mattress.com for a full line of
Wellness products and services.
742
00:41:14,920 –> 00:41:19,080
Totally legit.
The Oregon infusions, etcetera.
743
00:41:19,600 –> 00:41:23,360
Use coupon code CTS for 5% off
at checkout.
744
00:41:23,360 –> 00:41:25,200
I’m not made of money that’s 5%
off.
745
00:41:26,040 –> 00:41:28,120
And I think that’s it.
Let’s get the fuck out of here.
746
00:41:28,120 –> 00:41:30,160
Connor, say goodbye.
Goodbye.
747
00:41:30,400 –> 00:41:31,480
Goodbye everybody, we love you.