Conspiracy! The Show Are We About to Find Out Aliens Are Real? (Conspiracy! The Show Legacy Collection)

June 25, 2019

Is the government about to tell us aliens are real? It sure seemed that way when we initially recorded this episode for the Unpops Patreon back in January, 2018. And it kinda seems that way right now! So we’re releasing this episode publicly for the first time! DON’T TELL THE GOVERNMENT PLEASE.
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Welcome to conspiracy the show
with your host, Adam Todd Brown

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and Connor mcspadden.
Hey, everybody, Welcome to

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conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam, Todd Brown.

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I’m kind of expanding, I forgot
to pull up the online hyphen.

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Stop watch.com, clock.
That’s fine, man.

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We’re keeping track watches are
synchronized.

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Just like a good conspiracy.
How’s it going, man?

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It’s going good.
Dude, that is the best part of

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the highest move movies, where
it’s digital synchronize our

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watches, which seems really
unnecessary.

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I’m gonna stay in age, I feel
like, yeah, it’s the iPhone

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Standard time.
I don’t think there’s much of a

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much of a delay but that is kind
of a fun.

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Yeah, yeah.
And at least I mean, just try to

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be early if you’re in a heist.
Why do you want to cut it down

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to the last second anyway?
Yeah, you don’t want to raise

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profile or suspicion, you know?
But showing up to earlier, like

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there’s just a guy in a
reservoir dog suit, that’s a

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good point for 20 minutes
chilling.

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You know, drinking free coffee
and just like eyes darting

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around the room and he has a gun
how’ve.

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You been man, been good, dude,
we haven’t recorded in almost a

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month, right?
I know.

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I’m.
All right.

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And I’ve gotten myself.
Back to a healthy place where I

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can return to the depths of
paranoia with you.

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I’m excited.
We’re going way down into the

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depths of paranoia with this one
very subject, very near and dear

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to my heart.
You know I was just thinking

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about the Star Trek prime
directive, the entire time and

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yeah talking about aliens
caring, are you a big Star Trek

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fan?
Big Star Trek fan.

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You have, you watched Black
Mirror yet?

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I did.
I watch that one?

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The Uso Catherine, it’s pretty
good.

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Yeah, there’s a few little
things where I’m like you

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couldn’t see quotes people’s
genes to that.

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There was a catch just accept.
You know?

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And I was just like, well no,
she wouldn’t break into

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someone’s house, just for a
couple, but plug pictures.

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And I was like, yeah, well,
maybe whatever, you know, what

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am I?
You never know, I’d break into

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your house for a couple
butt-plug pictures at the.

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Well, that wouldn’t be hard at
all.

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I don’t live in a skyrise
apartment, you know, with

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fancied future security systems.
You’d that would just be as easy

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as waiting for someone to be
high and get the mail.

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And then just walk back in or
wait for it to be a level on

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your patreon.
That I can just donate to.

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Yeah, like, loved pictures of
Keith.

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Yeah, that’s true.
I can’t believe we haven’t done

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that yet.
Get on it.

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You are welcome for the idea.
There’s a while.

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We’re here to make Quincy, do it
on ours.

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There’s there’s a while.
Where is like?

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25 bucks, I’ll come on a
picture, whatever you want kind

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of is the Keith.
What are we doing here?

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This is, this is a hole, like
this is a territory and the

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worst-case scenario that works
and you’ve just got to just go,

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get your pajamas on pictures all
month.

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Yeah you have to coming as now
your job.

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Have you ever as that ever been
a goal of years to to go clock

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in and crank one out?
Yeah, I got to feel like the any

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like like would sex work or
anything like okay it’s my job

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to cut like being like a webcam
model or something.

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It just seems brutal, you know.
Yeah yeah fuck it.

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So yeah we are talking about
aliens we’re talking about

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specifically.
Are we about to be told?

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Aliens are real?
Yeah, and before this I thought

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no way and now I think yeah it
seems like it’s coming.

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The thing that inspired this
episode idea was a New York

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Times article from December 16th
2017.

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Called glowing auras and black
money.

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The pentagon’s mysterious UFO
program.

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Yeah.
And then after like a six-hour

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Twitter meme cycle, everyone
pretty much forgot about it just

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like everything these days.
Yeah, I kind of feel like this

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is why they launch that rocket
over Los Angeles because they

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were like, now, don’t forget.
Yeah, times.

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That’s just stuff in the sky.
Oh man, that was creepy.

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That I was, I was right up on
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I was I was on the 134.
I was driving out to go do some

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gigs and Ventura so I was right
near the launch site and I just

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like See it in the sky and I
just pulled over and I was like

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well I mean I’m too dumb to know
that this definitely isn’t a

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nuclear missile or a spaceship.
So he’s might be my last moments

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on Earth.
What am I gonna do?

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Oh, take a video and send it to
Keith Carrie and Tom God’s and

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say are you guys?
Are you guys freaked out?

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Yeah thanks to my dad is like
that is just this is just a

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probe or something, right?
We’re cool because he’s, you

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know, big like knows a lot about
Aeronautics and shit.

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So I was like okay we gotta come
on and I was like, do I text my

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girlfriend?
I love her.

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Do it call my mom.
What do I do?

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I send out a tweet for it was
preserved.

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Served my legacy.
What am I doing here?

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I could see it from the balcony
where we smoke sometimes?

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Oh, yeah.
See it right out there and what,

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weird?
Admit there was something like

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that, not too long ago also and
they were just like, no, it was

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just a missile test.
Weather balloon just a missile

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test over La.
That’s fine.

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Yeah yeah.
Probably came out of Vandenberg.

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What weirded me out about this
one is the the trail of smoke

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behind it.
Made it look like it was like

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pulsating and like yeah, made it
guy amoeba.

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It made it look like it was
going one way and then went

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severely off course.
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And I was like where is that
going to land?

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Yeah and then and I would have
liked for all the all the

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griping people do about like
Amber Alerts or whatever.

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Like oh I got this fucking Amber
Alert on my phone.

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It’s like send me an amber
alert.

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This is about to be a fucking
spaceship in the sky and say

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nothing.
Nothing to be afraid of.

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I’m okay with that kind of
totalitarian contact.

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Yeah, that would have been
really fucking helpful like oh

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cool.
Yeah, there’s a Civic in New

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Jersey that’s causing problems.
And I didn’t know about it, but

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everyone could just fucking pull
over to the side of the freeway

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and think they’re gonna die for
a few minutes.

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Instead, I had to do what, any
investigative journalist in that

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situation does?
And I went on Twitter and just

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searched hashtag DTLA.
Yeah, I did the same thing

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because that is how I usually do
for, like, weird traffic, things

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or whatever.
But oh yeah, whenever I see the

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police surrounding a building.
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Yeah, James a lot.
Yeah.

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The other night, the police were
looking for additional suspects

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in the shooting of a female cop.
At the exact same time.

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I had to go walk.
My dog that was but it was and

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you I mean Adam you look
suspicious.

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I do any crime, I’d be if it
murder money laundering,

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whatever, you know.
Like yeah and low level, super

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villain type Behavior.
I’d be like, okay, yeah, the

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kind of cubs many with the with
the Roswell shirt and the dog.

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That’s there to make him seem
human.

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He’s definitely got a hand in
this.

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Exactly.
So this article before we get

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into the article that it also
included.

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Of video that was released.
And I swear.

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They’ve released like three of
these videos in the past couple

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weeks.
Oh yeah.

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But this is, I do love this
guy’s a fucking drone, bro.

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Yeah, that’s our military.
Like they do it fucking and then

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gosh.
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And this is I don’t know what
her 220 knots.

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I was just picturing Don Knotts
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Why are these earthlings?
So resistant to our new

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technologies.
That’s a reference.

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It’s going to land with our
younger audience.

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I got four Impressions, dude,
it’s Bill Clinton, Don Knotts

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and then, you know, gay, Bill
Clinton and gay Don Knotts I

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was, there is not a lot of
variation.

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I got to play.
It will play the cards.

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I’ve been dealt here.
Ya know that video is making the

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rounds.
Everyone was like everyone’s

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freaked out for a second and
then just because we live in an

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unending cacophony of the holy
shit.

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Okay?
That’s trending.

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It was just like, all right well
I guess yeah.

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Good health care is illegal now.
All right, I guess we have to

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look at that.
Like and then there was another

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video.
I saw, I think it was on CNN,

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that’s a different one, but it’s
also released from the

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Department of Defense.
And in that one, there following

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this UFO and it’s shaped like a
Tic Tac.

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Yeah.
And it just stops and like turns

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perpendicular.
Whoo, talk about finding the

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clit.
I mean, exactly.

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But it’s in, it really feels
like it’s coming.

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Like they’re finally going to be
like listen.

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This is kind of like, okay.
Kanye Kanye tweeted, you know

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soon.
Or something.

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Yeah.
Or in any other way, you think

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about a release cycle for any.
So I got these leaked photos of

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Eminem outside, the Def, Jam
offices in.

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L.a. like wearing a scary
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That’s probably going to be a
new terrible album soon.

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It’s gonna be like the John
Mulaney bit about legalizing

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weed where forever, we were like
come on, do it.

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And the government was like, no
and then one day they were just

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like, all right we’ll do it.
It seems like it’s going to be

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that where it’s just going to be
one day.

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No, aliens.
And then next, the government’s

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gonna be like yeah, man, they’re
everywhere.

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Yeah, just fucking You have no
idea.

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Are you happy now?
Yeah, you know, we won’t be.

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Yeah.
And some of the shit that get

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into in that, and this
documentary we’re going to talk

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about about how, like, well,
yeah, they’re going to the one

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of the Operation Paperclip,
guys, Von Braun who invented the

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V2 rocket.
I have a, I made a model rocket

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of that, as a kid, by the way, I
used to be a model rockets that

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was fun.
You know, it’s kind of did kind

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of feel weird going on at the
park, with my Nazi rocket but

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yeah, you have a little launch
thing.

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These electrodes, you plugging
the button twice the cop.

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Yeah.
No, not that.

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Accurate.
It was accurate but it wasn’t

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like, problematically accurate.
Yeah.

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So and then they’re like, one of
the pole shift, the focus from

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from Russia to terrorism to
third world countries that are

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developing.
And it’s just like, okay, well

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we’re at the the last phase of
the release cycle here.

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You know, in the thing about
that video, that’s the

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government putting it out.
It is not some dude who was on

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his balcony like me filming the
rocket X launch or SpaceX

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launch.
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Like this is the government
saying.

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Yeah.
Here’s a video of the thing

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flying through the air and we
don’t fucking know what it is.

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Sleep tight.
Erica.

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Yeah, and it’s and it’s, it’s
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it’s like, well, at least.
I feel like that guy had on on

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peyote in Arizona doesn’t have
access to it production team.

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I mean, he’s probably not
capable of false flagging us

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with Adobe After Effects.
Yeah, that’s a thing till could

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be fake.
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Yeah, we’re just like, what do
you do?

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What’s the game here happen?
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in the New York Times it
revealed the existence of a

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program called Advanced
Aerospace or the advance.

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Aerospace red identification
program.

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There it is.
Or ah tip if your nails this

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program was tasked with
investigating reports of UFOs.

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It was run by military,
intelligence official Louis

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Elizondo from the fifth floor of
the Pentagon c ring.

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So that too normally they’re
like just sounds scary.

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It sounds scary.
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no I’ve never where would that
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Even be.
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And they’re like this fucking
secret X-Files programmer like

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it’s Yeah.
Like there’s his office.

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Yeah, he’s mini muffins with the
rest of the guys, you know?

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The dude that’s like tapping
your cell phones and the dude

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that’s got all your nudes on
iCloud.

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You know, they’re bumping elbows
in the break room, just like,

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oh, yeah, tough day.
I’m gonna fucking stop another

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fappening, like how?
Yeah, these graves are up my

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dick about about this hybrid
initiative.

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I’m like I’m we’re trying to
kidnap more child sexually as

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for you guys.
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But I mean Hollywood’s got the
market dried up, so the issue of

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scarcity, all right, give me
time.

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The Pentagon never acknowledged
that this was a thing until the

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New York Times reached out to
them.

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And even then the, the Pentagon
said that this program was shut

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down in 2012.
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So even then they’re
acknowledging that.

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Yes, there was a program where
we pumped millions of dollars

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into investigating UFOs.
It’s kind of its kind of like a

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bad relationship where it’s like
it seems like they’ll only tell

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the truth if they know they’ll
get caught lying.

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Yeah, it seems exactly.
Li like what that is and I’m I

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just, I’m curious what it is
right now that’s making it.

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Yeah.
That’s ok to start.

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Rattling us about UFO.
Is it is it is it a thing of

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like you know, we have I gotta
figure there’s a few fucking

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Bombshells that they’re like,
all right.

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Well we’re trying to get this
tax bill through.

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So we got yeah we gotta we got a
couple smoke screens up our

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sleeves.
Because yeah, I think of all the

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things Trump will be able to get
away with if fucking aliens

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land.
Yeah, it is.

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To be news for everyone will be
like, six months.

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Did you hear about the
inheritance tax?

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It was like, did you hear about
the fucking beams that rape cows

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in the night?
Come on, man.

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Bigger fish to fry.
My colon has been cord out.

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That’s a thing that happens.
We’ll talk about.

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Oh yeah, actually, I don’t even
know how you do that.

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I mean I got my can guess but
God that’s on the next episode

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where we meet the greys, but
we’ll get to that.

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We’re as Tyler Perry.
I’m fucking scum ever.

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The grace.
So most of the money for this

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program went to an aerospace
research company run by a man

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named Robert Bigelow who is
currently building expandable

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aircraft for humans to use to
travel space and you know what,

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and you know what to do with
them and they they use their

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time travel technology to go
back generations and make sure

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he had a stupid name.
So no one would take him

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seriously.
Well, the thing about robber

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velop, they as soon as they saw
that he was putting the pieces

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together, they developed a Rob.
Schneider series just undermine

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his credibility but think about
Robert Bigelow I used to do and

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I still do it.
Sometimes I have this whole bit

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about space travel in the future
space exploration and I bring up

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Robert Bigelow and the thing
about Robert Bigelow we’re

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trusting all of this money and
like we’re pumping all this

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money to him to be the person to
basically get humans to space

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in, like, a travel way.
Yeah.

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Or just like you.
And I Some point in Legacy

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Sandals Resort type way.
Right and we’re trusting him to

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build all the aircraft to do
that.

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Connor, do you know what he did
in his previous life?

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Was he was the CEO and founder
of the Budget Suites Motel

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chain.
So the guy who runs a franchise

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with a synonym for cheap in the
name now, we’re trusting him as

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our last line of defense
between, I just want people to

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have a private place death to
comfortably, smoke crack, and

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fuck prostitutes.
In a zero gravity environment

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and I think I’m qualified it
blow in the the ship he’s

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working on, it’s a fucking
balloon.

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Like it is a balloon that goes
to space in Russia is working on

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12.
And Russia’s selling point with

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theirs is like will have Wi-Fi
and it’s like, you know, who

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else has Wi-Fi every fucking
shitty Motel on Earth.

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I don’t need to go to space for
that.

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Yeah.
And you can’t drink on either of

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them that’s so funny that it’s
going to come down to like those

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roadside freeway signs like well
Bigelow’s got HBO and frankly I

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was a I’m hoping to catch the
Deadwood rerun so taking his

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space balloon.
Why don’t we just do the goddamn

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space elevator thing.
They’ve been talking about

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forever that seems to make the
most sense to me.

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It again, who knows?
What is the space elevator?

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They just make a big pole and
they fucking lift ship up into

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space with it.
They just make like a, you know,

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whatever a five-mile five-mile
Tower and just like I’m just

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like yes, five miles worth of
shit lying around somewhere is

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easy.
This piece it together.

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Yeah.
So on 60 Minutes back in May,

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Robert Bigelow said, he is
absolutely convinced that aliens

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exist and that UFOs have visited
the earth.

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I mean, have you seen some of
those people of those Budget,

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Motels?
I mean, they don’t seem like

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they’re from the same
biological, a tree, isn’t all

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he’s talking about.
Yeah, I saw something but Shane

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one night, you’ll believe I saw
some by the vending machine that

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that know God would allow to
exist.

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How did not on this planet?
The program was the brainchild

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though and mostly most staunchly
supported by former Nevada.

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Democrat, Senator Harry Reid.
Good old Harry Reid and that’s

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kind of a respectable name.
Yeah, I mean, we don’t we’ve

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never, I’ve never heard anyone
write off Harry Reid as a crazy

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politician.
So, yeah, he’s just, you know,

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you kind of your
run-of-the-mill, do you know?

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But Neo RIT liberal, practical
guy?

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Yeah, this is a quote from him.
I’m not embarrassed or ashamed.

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Or sorry, I got this thing
going.

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I think it’s one of the good
things I did in my congressional

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service of which there are very
few, very few, I’ve done

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something that no one has done
before, which I think he means

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he forgot to add without being
assassinated at the end of that.

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Yeah, I think JFK, maybe did
this to ya that there’s a part

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in that documentary where they
addressed that.

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Oh, yes and Clinton and it’s
creepy as shit that they did

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that cling to the same thing.
Everything’s great book about it

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where he’s like as soon as he
took office, he was like who

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killed JFK and then they’re
like, we can’t news like okay

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they’re not really try to let
gay people in the military

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nephrectomy capacity.
So I got, I gotta handle this

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first.
So, yeah, like I was saying the

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Pentagon, they eventually
acknowledged it when the times

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contacted them and they said,
this program ended in 2012.

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Meanwhile Elizondo the guy that
was running, it says it carried

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on until this past October.
Or or he said, his duties

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carried on until his pacts past
October.

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When he finally resigned due to
his objections.

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Over the secrecy of the program.
In other words, he’s going to

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commit suicide soon.
Yeah.

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I don’t think government
programs, really.

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And I mean, that’s just not
really how the government were

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I.
Yeah, I did a show on a military

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base over over the holidays, and
I was talking to some of the

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people on base.
It was on st.

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Nicolas Island, and they’re just
like, yeah, sometimes, I mean,

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you know, the comedy shows good
because like, they give some

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amount of money, and we have to
And all of it or else we can’t

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keep asking for more money.
So we gotta find shit to spend

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it on.
So thank you guys for coming out

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and I was just like, yeah, this
was just kind of excuse to blow

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money.
This was a terrible show.

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This diaper for 48 people in a
diner that serves three things,

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you know.
So what I got fuck.

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Okay.
We gotta we really want to ask

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for a quarterly increase.
How many foosball tables can we

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fit?
He said the the program

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continued after 2012 but they
just hid the funding so he was

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still working.
Out of the same office and still

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investigating all these claims
new.

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It just wasn’t an official thing
and he says someone did succeed

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him in that role after he left.
Yeah, so the program still

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happening just not.
Yeah.

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And so only that they’re not
going to just shut it down, you

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know?
Yeah.

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That’s a shortage of argument
with MKUltra, we wouldn’t have

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done that shit for 30-some
years.

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If there wasn’t some product, we
didn’t get on something, you

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know, and I also just don’t
think like the way it goes.

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You, you know, how good you are
at bullshit and, you know, it

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any kind of official job you’ve
had, were you like, Yeah, well

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my duties here.
I mean, I I mean with if I

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hadn’t have caught that zero in
the spreadsheet, we would have

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lost almost $17.
So, I mean, you know, like yeah,

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you find a way to make yourself
seem relevant whether or not,

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there’s actually any results,
you know.

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Yeah.
Being bandied about and you

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know, if this guy’s to believe
it sounds like there were.

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Yeah.
According to Harry Reid, he

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became interested in the topic
of aliens and UFOs.

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In 2007, not only after talking
to Robert Bigelow, but also

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after talking to God damn John,
Glenn the John Glenn.

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He’s been to space.
So when someone who’s Been to

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space has something to say about
aliens.

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I want to fucking listen.
Yeah.

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And John Glenn told him that the
federal government should be

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investigating UFOs more
seriously and should be talking

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to Pilots who’ve encountered
strange aircraft.

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So then read met up with
Senators.

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Ted Stevens and Daniel Inouye
who were also involved in the

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project.
During one meeting read said,

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Stevens were counted being
tailed by a strange aircraft

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with no known origin for miles
wants while flying.

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He’s also from Alaska so that
could have been just Russia,

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following him around, if that’s
what it means, I don’t make

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Jetts don’t make 90 degree
turns, you know.

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Yeah it’s all that shit for me.
Like you look and you tired of

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these people.
They know they’re fucking

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talking about.
They know what kind of like

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flight patterns are attainable
by you know the technology that

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they’re using for that stuff.
Yeah.

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John Gourley from Portugal.
The Man actually has a crazy

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kind of UFO, sort of story that
he told me appropriately, when

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we were in Roswell New Mexico.
Mexico, I believe walking to a

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Buffalo Wild Wings, but it’s I
don’t remember the exact story,

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but it actually matches up with
another story that was reported

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kind of in the same area he was
in later.

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Yeah.
And it involves like lights the

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trail people.
It’s crazy.

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00:20:14,000 –> 00:20:18,000
But Alaska is kind of a, like
you hear a lot of UFO stuff.

434
00:20:18,300 –> 00:20:20,700
If I was an alien, I would
probably go poking around in

435
00:20:20,700 –> 00:20:23,600
Alaska.
Yeah, because of a couple

436
00:20:23,600 –> 00:20:26,500
things.
First population, you know, no

437
00:20:26,500 –> 00:20:28,700
one’s if I gotta go cut out a
deer’s asshole to make a

438
00:20:28,700 –> 00:20:30,800
Superman, I don’t think anyone’s
gonna miss it.

439
00:20:31,100 –> 00:20:33,600
People just think it’s Sarah
Palin and a helicopter with a

440
00:20:33,608 –> 00:20:36,400
rocket launcher.
Number two, there’s always weird

441
00:20:36,400 –> 00:20:38,500
shit going on in the sky with
the Aurora Borealis.

442
00:20:38,500 –> 00:20:40,800
It is right next to Russia.
So I’d be like, okay got a

443
00:20:40,808 –> 00:20:43,500
pretty good cover story.
I can operate in a low profile.

444
00:20:43,700 –> 00:20:45,600
You know it’s like if you’re
going to introduce crack you

445
00:20:45,600 –> 00:20:47,700
like well yeah I’ll go to this
neighborhood with no security

446
00:20:47,700 –> 00:20:50,200
cameras or you know people who
have anyone that cares if you

447
00:20:50,200 –> 00:20:51,800
die.
You know it’s just like kind of

448
00:20:51,800 –> 00:20:54,300
a good player like I’ll go up to
the attic of Earth.

449
00:20:54,500 –> 00:20:56,100
And then go start tooling
around.

450
00:20:56,100 –> 00:20:58,400
There you go.
Where the desired results take

451
00:20:58,400 –> 00:20:59,000
you?
Yeah.

452
00:20:59,300 –> 00:21:03,200
So from 2008 to 2011, the
government pump 22 million

453
00:21:03,200 –> 00:21:07,200
dollars into this program.
That’s a lot of money just to be

454
00:21:07,200 –> 00:21:11,100
following up on reports of UFOs.
And at one point this Parts

455
00:21:11,100 –> 00:21:14,200
weird at one point, as part of
the project, Robert Bigelow has

456
00:21:14,200 –> 00:21:16,500
company.
This is a quote from the New

457
00:21:16,500 –> 00:21:20,100
York Times article modified
buildings in Las Vegas for the

458
00:21:20,100 –> 00:21:24,000
storage of metal alloys and
other materials, mr.

459
00:21:24,000 –> 00:21:26,800
Eleazar.
No and program contractors said,

460
00:21:26,900 –> 00:21:30,500
had been removed from
unidentified aerial phenomena.

461
00:21:30,800 –> 00:21:33,100
Why did they have to modify the
buildings?

462
00:21:33,200 –> 00:21:36,600
Yeah, so he was this, this was a
little confusing to me.

463
00:21:36,600 –> 00:21:40,200
So it’s he’s upgrading them to
like.

464
00:21:40,300 –> 00:21:42,400
Is this some shit?
So Superman can’t see.

465
00:21:42,400 –> 00:21:45,400
And with his x-ray vision, is he
hiding his weird secret space

466
00:21:45,400 –> 00:21:47,900
Metals?
Yeah, I wonder if it’s like so

467
00:21:47,900 –> 00:21:50,300
aliens.
Don’t figure out where these

468
00:21:50,300 –> 00:21:52,100
things are.
I don’t know.

469
00:21:52,200 –> 00:21:54,600
Yeah, that’s they don’t explain.
N?

470
00:21:54,600 –> 00:21:57,400
What modified the building’s
mean and I want to know that.

471
00:21:57,400 –> 00:22:00,600
Yeah, well it’s also like if
they can fucking thing, can fly

472
00:22:00,600 –> 00:22:04,000
over Alaska at 90-degree angles
and to cut out cow assholes, I’m

473
00:22:04,000 –> 00:22:07,100
pretty sure they can pick up a
Wi-Fi signal and figure out that

474
00:22:07,100 –> 00:22:09,900
you’ve announced that you’re
doing this in the thing that I

475
00:22:09,900 –> 00:22:12,400
feel like they wouldn’t say it.
That way, if it was just oh, we

476
00:22:12,400 –> 00:22:14,800
just added some extra security.
Well yeah, it’s a government

477
00:22:14,800 –> 00:22:15,900
building.
Of course, their security.

478
00:22:15,900 –> 00:22:17,200
We’re all going to assume they
did that.

479
00:22:17,200 –> 00:22:19,300
Yeah.
But what does modified the

480
00:22:19,308 –> 00:22:22,900
building’s made God damn it in
2009.

481
00:22:23,000 –> 00:22:25,500
Read was so Urged by what they’d
found.

482
00:22:25,500 –> 00:22:28,100
He wrote a letter to then.
Deputy defense secretary

483
00:22:28,100 –> 00:22:30,300
William.
Lynn, the third asking that the

484
00:22:30,300 –> 00:22:34,000
program receive heightened
security and protection.

485
00:22:34,300 –> 00:22:37,300
This is a quote from the letter,
much progress has been made with

486
00:22:37,300 –> 00:22:40,800
the identification of several
highly sensitive sensitive

487
00:22:40,800 –> 00:22:44,100
unconventional, Aerospace
related findings.

488
00:22:44,500 –> 00:22:50,200
And this I love is a quote from
a pentagon briefing summary of

489
00:22:50,200 –> 00:22:52,900
the program quote.
What was considered science

490
00:22:52,900 –> 00:22:56,800
fiction is now science?
As fact and it also adds the

491
00:22:56,800 –> 00:23:00,100
u.s. is incapable of Defending
itself against some of the

492
00:23:00,100 –> 00:23:03,800
Technologies discovered, fuck.
You saw battle for Los Angeles,

493
00:23:03,800 –> 00:23:05,800
with sure did.
What’s his fuck?

494
00:23:05,800 –> 00:23:08,300
That’s not it’s not Owen Wilson.
What’s that guy’s name?

495
00:23:09,500 –> 00:23:11,300
Aaron Eckhart yes.
Yeah.

496
00:23:11,300 –> 00:23:12,800
He looks exactly was Harvey
down.

497
00:23:12,800 –> 00:23:15,000
He looks exactly like Chuck from
Dead Rising 2.

498
00:23:15,000 –> 00:23:19,100
If anyone play that game?
Yeah, I do.

499
00:23:19,100 –> 00:23:22,500
I do love knowing that they’re,
you know, the pentagon’s

500
00:23:22,500 –> 00:23:25,600
debriefing people and you know,
saying way Yeah, we’re pretty

501
00:23:25,600 –> 00:23:28,100
much fucked if they decide.
I mean, there’s a great line in

502
00:23:28,100 –> 00:23:30,800
that documentary out acknowledge
where they like the very fact

503
00:23:30,800 –> 00:23:33,000
that we are breathing the free
air of Earth means that these

504
00:23:33,000 –> 00:23:35,600
people are not you know,
immediately malevolent.

505
00:23:35,600 –> 00:23:38,700
And I’m like okay that’s good to
know.

506
00:23:38,700 –> 00:23:43,400
I guess that makes sense.
I also feel like if you’re smart

507
00:23:43,400 –> 00:23:46,600
enough, if you have, if you, if
you can, you know, get the end

508
00:23:46,600 –> 00:23:49,600
of infinite energy that’s within
a cup of coffee, that can boil.

509
00:23:49,600 –> 00:23:51,500
All the Waters of all the oceans
of Earth.

510
00:23:51,500 –> 00:23:53,000
It’s like, I gotta figure at
that point.

511
00:23:53,000 –> 00:23:56,100
You’re like, yeah, I don’t care.
With these pink fucking idiots

512
00:23:56,100 –> 00:23:59,300
that just you know like to fuck
each other and get in fights or

513
00:23:59,300 –> 00:24:00,900
doing that.
I don’t kill like that, you

514
00:24:00,900 –> 00:24:04,000
know, they’re the they can’t
mess with our shit you know.

515
00:24:04,000 –> 00:24:05,600
So you hope that they’re just
like yeah.

516
00:24:05,600 –> 00:24:07,700
Okay, we’re this kind of cute
kind of like an ant farm.

517
00:24:07,700 –> 00:24:10,400
We’re just checking them out.
Well that’s one Theory heavy are

518
00:24:10,400 –> 00:24:13,900
you familiar with the zoo Theory
know which is a theory that the

519
00:24:13,900 –> 00:24:18,000
reason we haven’t been visited
by aliens in a really pronounced

520
00:24:18,000 –> 00:24:21,200
obvious.
Way, is because aliens view us

521
00:24:21,200 –> 00:24:25,300
as basically a zoo an experiment
that will Just an experiment,

522
00:24:25,300 –> 00:24:28,500
but just a species that hasn’t
evolved enough to even be able

523
00:24:28,500 –> 00:24:30,700
to comprehend.
What aliens are fucking with.

524
00:24:30,700 –> 00:24:32,400
Oh, that’s the prime directive
in Star Trek.

525
00:24:32,400 –> 00:24:34,900
They don’t make contact with any
pre-warp civilizations.

526
00:24:34,900 –> 00:24:36,400
Ya know which I feel like is
like, yeah.

527
00:24:36,400 –> 00:24:39,100
That’s I mean, it’s weird that
in the, you know, the 60s Gene

528
00:24:39,100 –> 00:24:40,800
Roddenberry thought of that.
I because that’s a pretty good

529
00:24:40,800 –> 00:24:42,900
way to handle it.
You know, I think we had enough

530
00:24:43,000 –> 00:24:46,900
functioning alcubierre drive and
we can tour the solar system and

531
00:24:46,900 –> 00:24:50,500
the Galaxy, and those Beyond it,
and a fairly quick, you know,

532
00:24:50,500 –> 00:24:52,900
efficient way it’s like, yeah, I
probably wouldn’t want to go

533
00:24:52,900 –> 00:24:55,500
monkeying around with people
that are You know, not just in

534
00:24:55,500 –> 00:24:58,300
the, The Sticks and Stones age
but the fucking, you know,

535
00:24:58,300 –> 00:25:02,600
Twitter and goddamn, you know,
Rumba age that we’re in the room

536
00:25:02,600 –> 00:25:03,800
beige?
I, that’s how I, that’s why I’m

537
00:25:03,800 –> 00:25:06,900
going to discover humba H.
That’s our current level and

538
00:25:06,900 –> 00:25:08,800
Technology.
Right now.

539
00:25:08,800 –> 00:25:11,800
It is what I mean, this is like
a like a, like a fucking pulp,

540
00:25:11,800 –> 00:25:16,100
you know, like mine fuck shitty.
Thriller short story that you’d

541
00:25:16,100 –> 00:25:18,300
see as many times over.
But it’s like, yeah, we really

542
00:25:18,300 –> 00:25:21,000
could just be like a reality
show for aliens where they’re

543
00:25:21,000 –> 00:25:23,300
just like, oh, the new season
with the president is fucking

544
00:25:23,300 –> 00:25:24,300
great.
You guys gotta watch.

545
00:25:24,900 –> 00:25:26,500
Yeah.
Anyway, I have to go.

546
00:25:26,600 –> 00:25:28,800
Yeah, well I actually already
saw it because my mind is you

547
00:25:28,808 –> 00:25:32,400
know inexorably linked to all of
my fellow, all of my fellow

548
00:25:32,400 –> 00:25:36,100
species, another thing from
elizondo’s resignation letter,

549
00:25:36,100 –> 00:25:38,800
he said the government should be
paying more attention to quote.

550
00:25:38,800 –> 00:25:42,600
The many accounts from the Navy
and other services of unusual

551
00:25:42,600 –> 00:25:46,600
aerial systems, interfering with
military weapon platforms, and

552
00:25:46,600 –> 00:25:49,500
displaying be on next Generation
capabilities.

553
00:25:49,500 –> 00:25:52,500
Man, I’ve gotten into our long
fights about which Tabasco

554
00:25:52,500 –> 00:25:54,200
flavor is the best.
I can’t fuck with a hive.

555
00:25:54,400 –> 00:25:57,800
Mind man, we just can’t the
thing about.

556
00:25:57,900 –> 00:26:01,100
Have you looked into what’s
happening with the Navy’s?

557
00:26:01,100 –> 00:26:05,200
I think it’s the 7th Fleet in
the South China, Sea know and

558
00:26:05,200 –> 00:26:09,200
how over the past like year
they’ve had eight or nine,

559
00:26:09,200 –> 00:26:14,600
really huge profile, crashes and
accidents, which is rare because

560
00:26:14,600 –> 00:26:17,600
this is the fleet that protects
probably the most sensitive

561
00:26:17,600 –> 00:26:20,100
region for us.
Yeah, in terms of strategic

562
00:26:20,100 –> 00:26:26,100
interests and their no one’s
coming, Out and saying it, but

563
00:26:26,300 –> 00:26:30,000
it’s possible that our systems
are being hacked, like our GPS

564
00:26:30,000 –> 00:26:31,300
systems and shit.
Yeah.

565
00:26:31,500 –> 00:26:35,400
By China, Russia, whoever, or
maybe it’s aliens, maybe it’s

566
00:26:35,400 –> 00:26:37,900
aliens.
Maybe it is the aliens, but they

567
00:26:37,900 –> 00:26:40,400
still haven’t really.
I mean, they say, oh, it’s just

568
00:26:40,400 –> 00:26:43,900
fatigue and lack of training and
it’s like, really you’re the,

569
00:26:43,900 –> 00:26:46,500
like, the Nelly go, you know,
like the Navy breaks people into

570
00:26:46,500 –> 00:26:49,700
like functioning war machines,
all the they all do.

571
00:26:49,700 –> 00:26:52,300
It’s like yeah this is like, you
know, you’re good enough for

572
00:26:52,300 –> 00:26:53,600
this.
I don’t think you’re just like,

573
00:26:53,900 –> 00:26:58,000
you know, Sleepy and not used to
dealing with the, you know, with

574
00:26:58,000 –> 00:27:01,100
the, there’s at one point or
another been a fucking hot bed

575
00:27:01,100 –> 00:27:03,700
like that or many of them.
It’s like, you guys aren’t that

576
00:27:03,700 –> 00:27:05,900
fucking?
And I’ll give you more credit

577
00:27:05,900 –> 00:27:08,100
than that.
Yeah, you know exactly Elizondo

578
00:27:08,100 –> 00:27:10,200
and Reid are both adamant that
the objects.

579
00:27:10,200 –> 00:27:14,000
They found do not originate from
any country.

580
00:27:14,300 –> 00:27:17,600
This is a quote from Elizondo.
That fact is not something any

581
00:27:17,600 –> 00:27:21,100
government or institution should
classify in order to keep it

582
00:27:21,100 –> 00:27:25,000
secret from people read.
Says, if anyone As they have the

583
00:27:25,000 –> 00:27:27,200
answers.
Now they’re fooling themselves.

584
00:27:27,200 –> 00:27:33,500
We do not know yikes.
It’s almost like I feel like you

585
00:27:33,508 –> 00:27:36,000
know because they talking to
talking about me but I like yeah

586
00:27:36,000 –> 00:27:38,300
the president’s just to figure
out how this should goes beyond

587
00:27:38,300 –> 00:27:39,600
him.
He’s a temporary employee and he

588
00:27:39,608 –> 00:27:42,300
doesn’t need to know.
I feel like sometimes just to

589
00:27:42,300 –> 00:27:45,600
dude with a crew cut and a dark
suit goes up to these people and

590
00:27:45,600 –> 00:27:47,600
tells him.
Just enough to scare the shit

591
00:27:47,600 –> 00:27:49,600
out of it.
Yeah just like so you want to

592
00:27:49,600 –> 00:27:51,500
get back to the economy?
Do you want to get back to

593
00:27:51,508 –> 00:27:53,400
health care because that sound a
little easier.

594
00:27:53,800 –> 00:27:56,100
I know it’s I know it’s hard to
get the people in your District

595
00:27:56,100 –> 00:27:58,400
to understand that, you got to
make compromises with Paul Ryan,

596
00:27:58,400 –> 00:28:00,400
but I think that might be a
little bit fucking easier than

597
00:28:00,400 –> 00:28:03,500
telling them that their gods.
Lies and we’re under threat from

598
00:28:03,500 –> 00:28:06,200
a being that we couldn’t
possibly begin to understand.

599
00:28:06,200 –> 00:28:08,400
All right.
And also watch your colon.

600
00:28:08,500 –> 00:28:11,000
Yeah, we’re going up against
Ward going up against Godzilla

601
00:28:11,000 –> 00:28:13,800
with sharp rocks.
Okay so you want to go ahead and

602
00:28:13,800 –> 00:28:18,200
start giving you a little speech
about jobs like so yeah, let’s

603
00:28:18,200 –> 00:28:20,700
talk about, we keep referencing
a documentary, it’s called

604
00:28:20,700 –> 00:28:24,000
unacknowledged and it’s on
Netflix now.

605
00:28:24,100 –> 00:28:27,200
Yeah, it was actually, I believe
the best-selling documentary on

606
00:28:27,200 –> 00:28:31,000
iTunes in 2017.
It’s in terms of alien

607
00:28:31,000 –> 00:28:33,000
documentaries.
He’s it’s pretty fucking

608
00:28:33,000 –> 00:28:34,300
comprehensive.
Yeah.

609
00:28:34,300 –> 00:28:36,900
And pretty well done, man.
Man.

610
00:28:36,900 –> 00:28:39,800
That guy, the the fucking
selection of scary quotes.

611
00:28:39,800 –> 00:28:41,900
They play in between the kinds
of Acts is.

612
00:28:41,900 –> 00:28:43,600
Oh, yeah, I collected.
Some of them.

613
00:28:43,600 –> 00:28:48,500
You got some good ones, the
phenomena of UFOs, does exist,

614
00:28:48,600 –> 00:28:50,400
and it must be treated
seriously.

615
00:28:50,600 –> 00:28:53,100
That was Mikhail Gorbachev.
Who’s that guy?

616
00:28:53,800 –> 00:28:57,000
I can assure you that flying
saucers given that they exist

617
00:28:57,000 –> 00:29:01,200
are not constructed by any power
on Earth that was Harry Truman.

618
00:29:01,600 –> 00:29:04,300
I who fucking climb up and
attach a dirt road.

619
00:29:04,300 –> 00:29:07,300
Town was a country lawyer Phil
as backwards into being

620
00:29:07,300 –> 00:29:09,400
president.
Just like yeah, they space of a

621
00:29:09,408 –> 00:29:10,700
jig.
Sure are scary.

622
00:29:11,000 –> 00:29:13,200
Not as scary as Asians.
I can’t trust them.

623
00:29:13,800 –> 00:29:17,900
Also, let’s bomb the Russians.
I feel that the Air Force has

624
00:29:17,900 –> 00:29:20,900
not been giving out all the
available information on.

625
00:29:20,900 –> 00:29:23,200
These unidentified flying
objects.

626
00:29:23,300 –> 00:29:27,400
You cannot disregard so many
unimpeachable Source has that is

627
00:29:27,400 –> 00:29:30,400
former Speaker of the House.
John McCormick is a pedophile.

628
00:29:30,400 –> 00:29:32,500
What does he know?
They’re all Yeah, of course,

629
00:29:32,500 –> 00:29:34,900
Pizza gate.
Hashtag Pizza gate quote.

630
00:29:34,900 –> 00:29:38,800
We have indeed been contacted,
perhaps even visited by

631
00:29:38,800 –> 00:29:42,600
extraterrestrial beings, and the
US government in collusion with

632
00:29:42,600 –> 00:29:46,400
the other National powers of the
earth is determined to keep this

633
00:29:46,400 –> 00:29:49,100
information from the general
public that’s Victor.

634
00:29:49,100 –> 00:29:52,000
Marchetti for most former
Special Assistant to the

635
00:29:52,000 –> 00:29:56,100
executive director of the CIA.
And last one, I’m convinced UFOs

636
00:29:56,100 –> 00:29:59,200
exist because I’ve seen one
that’s Jimmy, Carter.

637
00:29:59,900 –> 00:30:01,400
You would just hopped up on
Moon.

638
00:30:01,600 –> 00:30:04,800
And work in your Peanut Farm.
There’s but that’s not.

639
00:30:04,800 –> 00:30:07,900
I mean, they they sprinkle these
quotes all throughout and

640
00:30:07,900 –> 00:30:10,300
they’re all from people who are
like you’re like, yeah, they

641
00:30:10,700 –> 00:30:12,200
that’s a guy.
That’s a guy.

642
00:30:12,200 –> 00:30:15,100
Yeah, I mean he’s recognized
that name, you know, you’ll also

643
00:30:15,100 –> 00:30:19,000
recognize that a lot of, like,
none of Mark Hoppus Blink-182,

644
00:30:19,000 –> 00:30:21,300
you know, or Tom DeLonge.
I forget, which one is the Tom

645
00:30:21,300 –> 00:30:24,200
DeLonge, his UFO one.
Yeah, you’ll also recognize the

646
00:30:24,200 –> 00:30:28,100
voice in the documentary as that
of Giancarlo Esposito.

647
00:30:28,300 –> 00:30:30,800
Better known as Gus Fring.
I didn’t realize until I wrote

648
00:30:30,800 –> 00:30:32,000
it in the note f.
Afterwards, I was.

649
00:30:32,000 –> 00:30:34,800
Yeah, cool, Viva, Los Pollos
Hermanos.

650
00:30:36,400 –> 00:30:39,500
It’s all I love the opening
because I can only stomach What

651
00:30:39,500 –> 00:30:41,500
a Wonderful World by Louis
Armstrong.

652
00:30:41,600 –> 00:30:44,500
If it’s over scenes of utter
Devastation and destruction.

653
00:30:44,500 –> 00:30:47,200
Yeah I’m going to either need
the Ramones version or a lot of

654
00:30:47,200 –> 00:30:49,900
people running away from her
Oshima with their skin melting

655
00:30:49,900 –> 00:30:51,100
off.
That’s the only way I can.

656
00:30:51,500 –> 00:30:54,100
I get another Ramones version of
the, gyro mode solo version.

657
00:30:54,100 –> 00:30:58,000
Don’t tweet me.
I know the, the main person

658
00:30:58,000 –> 00:31:00,200
behind this documentary and the
one they talk to the most

659
00:31:00,200 –> 00:31:04,100
throughout is guy named Steve.
Greer MD, who is the founder of

660
00:31:04,100 –> 00:31:08,200
the disclosure project, which is
a thing that was founded in 2001

661
00:31:08,500 –> 00:31:12,200
basically to disseminate
information, about aliens and

662
00:31:12,600 –> 00:31:15,700
UFOs.
In his, he says right up top, I

663
00:31:15,700 –> 00:31:18,200
always said if the government
won’t do this I’ll do it.

664
00:31:18,400 –> 00:31:21,000
And the thing about kind of
like, kind of like a Wikileaks

665
00:31:21,000 –> 00:31:22,500
for you, if oh shit.
Yeah.

666
00:31:22,500 –> 00:31:26,400
And the thing about Steven
Greer, he doesn’t seem at all

667
00:31:26,800 –> 00:31:31,400
weird or strange or like, your
typical conspiracy.

668
00:31:31,500 –> 00:31:34,600
Theory type.
He a lot of these people in this

669
00:31:34,600 –> 00:31:37,600
documentary just look really
bummed out that they have to do

670
00:31:37,600 –> 00:31:41,200
this.
Yeah, he’s just like GI.

671
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:44,200
I know that I have to wake up
every day with people call me a

672
00:31:44,200 –> 00:31:47,300
kook and a weirdo, you know.
And it’s just like this is just

673
00:31:47,300 –> 00:31:50,200
like it reminds me of a calculus
teacher, just like a buff dude

674
00:31:50,200 –> 00:31:53,900
with gray hair, who’s just like
I did everything right, I got

675
00:31:53,900 –> 00:31:58,600
all the right degrees, I work so
hard and I unfortunately, it is

676
00:31:58,600 –> 00:32:02,300
within my world, personal
imperative that I Need to be the

677
00:32:02,300 –> 00:32:04,900
one who deserves this
information and champions this

678
00:32:04,900 –> 00:32:07,600
cause boy.
Howdy would I like to just, you

679
00:32:07,608 –> 00:32:12,000
know, do they learn about algae
at a fucking desk in my do you

680
00:32:12,000 –> 00:32:13,700
know tenured University
position?

681
00:32:13,700 –> 00:32:15,300
But here I am.
Hello.

682
00:32:15,300 –> 00:32:18,200
Netflix Sky probably wishes he
was President.

683
00:32:18,200 –> 00:32:19,500
No.
You didn’t have to worry about

684
00:32:19,500 –> 00:32:23,300
this shit for sure.
One of the first things he

685
00:32:23,300 –> 00:32:27,600
brings up is the guy Hotel, memo
or hottel memo.

686
00:32:27,700 –> 00:32:32,500
GUI H OT T e– l–.
And this is It’s a memo that’s

687
00:32:32,500 –> 00:32:35,200
mentioned in the documentary,
you can find it on.

688
00:32:35,200 –> 00:32:38,200
My favorite favorite website?
That always comes up on this

689
00:32:38,200 –> 00:32:43,400
podcast V Dot fbi.gov, tell you
where you can find all your

690
00:32:43,500 –> 00:32:47,700
recently Declassified documents
over scanning these things.

691
00:32:47,700 –> 00:32:50,600
I don’t don’t do a better job.
I love the fucking scanning

692
00:32:50,600 –> 00:32:51,100
grit.
Yeah.

693
00:32:51,100 –> 00:32:53,700
I like the challenge of having
to try and read these and

694
00:32:53,700 –> 00:32:56,300
knowing it’s all in English and
I still might not get through it

695
00:32:56,300 –> 00:32:59,900
all.
Yeah, but this is the guy hottel

696
00:32:59,900 –> 00:33:03,900
memo which is From the Roswell
incident.

697
00:33:04,000 –> 00:33:08,500
Basically, in this is probably
the most famous memo in UFO

698
00:33:08,700 –> 00:33:12,500
research history.
Yeah, this is what it reads,

699
00:33:12,500 –> 00:33:14,700
pretty short and investigator
for the Air.

700
00:33:14,700 –> 00:33:17,700
Force stated that three
so-called flying saucers had

701
00:33:17,700 –> 00:33:20,600
been recovered in New Mexico.
They were described as being

702
00:33:20,600 –> 00:33:22,400
circular in shape with raised
centers.

703
00:33:22,400 –> 00:33:24,300
Approximately 50 feet in
diameter.

704
00:33:24,700 –> 00:33:29,800
Each one was occupied by three
bodies of human shape but only 3

705
00:33:29,800 –> 00:33:34,600
feet tall dress Stan metallic
cloth of a very fine texture.

706
00:33:34,900 –> 00:33:38,400
Each body was bandaged in a
manner similar to the blackout

707
00:33:38,400 –> 00:33:42,700
suits, used by speed, flyers and
test pilots.

708
00:33:42,900 –> 00:33:46,900
So that’s an official government
memo that is on an official

709
00:33:46,900 –> 00:33:50,700
website.
And it’s argued that this is

710
00:33:50,700 –> 00:33:55,000
kind of where it all starts.
Yeah, we’re because, I mean, if

711
00:33:55,000 –> 00:33:58,100
you go and search, you’ll find
news reports of people saying,

712
00:33:58,100 –> 00:34:00,500
oh, we found this Flying Saucer
in the desert and everybody is

713
00:34:00,508 –> 00:34:02,300
in it.
And A couple days later.

714
00:34:02,300 –> 00:34:04,600
They’re like, no, no, no.
That was a weather.

715
00:34:04,600 –> 00:34:05,800
Balloon.
Weather balloon.

716
00:34:05,900 –> 00:34:09,800
Calm days.
Were starving children, but it

717
00:34:09,800 –> 00:34:13,100
ain’t dress up.
And it, I mean, that’s kind of,

718
00:34:13,100 –> 00:34:17,000
I think where this all kicks off
and it’s the sort of if you

719
00:34:17,000 –> 00:34:20,400
believe that happened or not,
kind of dictates everything.

720
00:34:20,600 –> 00:34:23,199
Like if you don’t believe
Roswell happened, you’re

721
00:34:23,199 –> 00:34:25,800
probably not going to believe
any of the alien.

722
00:34:25,800 –> 00:34:26,600
Shit.
Oh yeah.

723
00:34:26,600 –> 00:34:29,100
Well, if all its kind of Ground
Zero for all of it and it’s like

724
00:34:29,400 –> 00:34:31,400
you got to wonder like, you
know, if this stuff is real the

725
00:34:31,500 –> 00:34:34,600
Guy who’s like job is to justify
all this shit creatively because

726
00:34:34,600 –> 00:34:37,300
I remember them talking about
like, is this metallic structure

727
00:34:37,300 –> 00:34:39,600
that almost was like wood and
you’d put a Nick in it with your

728
00:34:39,600 –> 00:34:42,000
fingernail and it would like
heal and regenerate and add all

729
00:34:42,007 –> 00:34:44,400
these strange ruins on it.
And this guy was like, well,

730
00:34:44,408 –> 00:34:47,800
that was a, that was Balsa.
And those ruins that was a piece

731
00:34:47,800 –> 00:34:50,900
of a decorative Scotch tape that
it’s children would use.

732
00:34:50,900 –> 00:34:53,400
And I just, I remember reading,
I hearing that, and I was like,

733
00:34:53,800 –> 00:34:56,100
okay, I good on you, man.
I mean, okay with that.

734
00:34:56,199 –> 00:35:00,700
Sure, yeah, yeah, that’s what it
always bothers me that as soon

735
00:35:00,700 –> 00:35:03,800
as something is, Debunked people
are just like, that’s it.

736
00:35:03,800 –> 00:35:06,400
It’s debunked but no one ever
looks into the person.

737
00:35:06,400 –> 00:35:09,900
Debunking it to see like, maybe,
what their motivations are?

738
00:35:09,900 –> 00:35:12,500
Or maybe if their research is
flawed also.

739
00:35:12,500 –> 00:35:14,400
Yeah.
And you can you can find a lot

740
00:35:14,400 –> 00:35:16,500
of interesting.
You just like debunked debunked

741
00:35:16,500 –> 00:35:19,300
Google debunks to bumpty bunks.
Yeah, exactly.

742
00:35:19,900 –> 00:35:22,400
So at this point, in the
documentary, they go into a

743
00:35:22,400 –> 00:35:25,000
bunch of detail about the
Roswell incident and what was

744
00:35:25,000 –> 00:35:26,800
found there.
They interview a guy named

745
00:35:26,800 –> 00:35:30,200
captain Bill uhouse I’m sure if
you go out on the YouTubes and

746
00:35:30,200 –> 00:35:33,500
just search this guy’s Name, you
will find interviews of him.

747
00:35:33,500 –> 00:35:38,200
Literally describing loading a
UFO onto a flatbed, truck and

748
00:35:38,200 –> 00:35:39,800
haul.
So far away.

749
00:35:40,200 –> 00:35:44,400
This advanced technology away on
a flatbread, 1950s truck that

750
00:35:44,400 –> 00:35:47,800
like uses 10 gallons of diesel
to start.

751
00:35:49,300 –> 00:35:52,000
And there’s a few other, like
retired military types, who

752
00:35:52,000 –> 00:35:54,900
described the actual aliens
bodies and things.

753
00:35:55,200 –> 00:35:58,000
And that to me is the flipside
of that.

754
00:35:58,000 –> 00:36:00,900
Oh, well, that that argument
people make when they’re like,

755
00:36:00,900 –> 00:36:02,600
oh, okay.
Well, all these people would

756
00:36:02,600 –> 00:36:05,900
have to keep a secret for all of
these years and it’s like sure

757
00:36:05,900 –> 00:36:10,600
but also by what other people
say it’s like, I have to write

758
00:36:10,600 –> 00:36:13,700
off all these people as crazy.
Like, every single person in

759
00:36:13,700 –> 00:36:17,100
this documentary is just nuts.
Like all these retired military,

760
00:36:17,100 –> 00:36:20,400
people are just insane and
making shit up Bill.

761
00:36:20,400 –> 00:36:24,700
Uhouse someone’s grandfather who
served admirably in the military

762
00:36:24,700 –> 00:36:27,100
for years and years and years.
I’m supposed to look their

763
00:36:27,100 –> 00:36:30,400
grandkids in the eye and go your
granddad’s fucking lying.

764
00:36:30,500 –> 00:36:33,500
Yes, I know.
I know there’s no aliens, yeah,

765
00:36:33,500 –> 00:36:36,100
because that’s ridiculous.
Yeah, yeah.

766
00:36:36,100 –> 00:36:39,000
It is, it is a thing of just
like, how can you be a competent

767
00:36:39,000 –> 00:36:40,600
enough person to get to this
level?

768
00:36:40,600 –> 00:36:44,100
It’s not easy to be a fucking
aeronautical investigator in the

769
00:36:44,100 –> 00:36:47,800
black right fucking programs of
the CIA, you know, you got to

770
00:36:47,800 –> 00:36:50,700
be, you’ve got to imagine be
pretty sharp, you know?

771
00:36:50,700 –> 00:36:52,500
And then you get all the way up
there and then it all just

772
00:36:52,500 –> 00:36:55,500
breaks you, I mean, sure the
human Minds fragile and

773
00:36:55,500 –> 00:36:58,300
everything but it’s just like
that wasn’t enough of a test of

774
00:36:58,300 –> 00:37:01,700
your own personal metal to say,
like, okay, maybe this Is onto

775
00:37:01,700 –> 00:37:04,600
something.
Yeah, yeah, it’s fucking crazy.

776
00:37:04,600 –> 00:37:07,900
So the First Act of the
documentary is basically, and

777
00:37:07,900 –> 00:37:10,200
they actually separated in the
First Act and second act.

778
00:37:10,600 –> 00:37:14,700
The First Act is basically just
a compilation of interviews from

779
00:37:14,700 –> 00:37:18,600
all of these seemingly really
credible, military and

780
00:37:18,600 –> 00:37:22,000
government sources.
There’s a bunch of accounts of

781
00:37:22,000 –> 00:37:26,900
different encounters with UFOs,
as one Navy guy, who describes

782
00:37:26,900 –> 00:37:30,800
how they would go out on this
ship and over the loudspeaker

783
00:37:30,800 –> 00:37:33,200
they would say this, this is a
drill and all the lights would

784
00:37:33,200 –> 00:37:35,300
go down and they were supposed
to go on deck and just kind of

785
00:37:35,300 –> 00:37:38,900
scan the skies.
And then he goes in one time.

786
00:37:39,000 –> 00:37:42,500
The lights went down, and we
didn’t hear this as a drill and

787
00:37:42,500 –> 00:37:44,500
there was a fucking UFO in the
sky.

788
00:37:44,900 –> 00:37:47,900
And it’s like, okay, so that
guy’s crazy to all of these

789
00:37:47,900 –> 00:37:50,800
people are just like, maybe
that’s the thing.

790
00:37:50,800 –> 00:37:52,800
People are like.
Oh, so all of these people have

791
00:37:52,800 –> 00:37:55,200
to keep would be able to keep
the secret.

792
00:37:55,300 –> 00:37:58,300
This guy couldn’t like that.
Yeah, well, it sounds like keep

793
00:37:58,300 –> 00:38:01,300
it secret.
It’s easier to write.

794
00:38:01,400 –> 00:38:04,500
People off than it is to keep
them quiet.

795
00:38:04,700 –> 00:38:06,300
Oh, yeah.
That’s a lot of, that’s a lot of

796
00:38:06,300 –> 00:38:09,700
fuckin, you know, Mike’s from
breaking bagged showing up with

797
00:38:09,700 –> 00:38:12,500
a black bag, and, you know, to
kill any power lines with mylar

798
00:38:12,500 –> 00:38:14,700
balloons and, you know, fucking
threatening your family.

799
00:38:15,000 –> 00:38:18,400
Well, one of the people that
they talk about, I was going to

800
00:38:18,408 –> 00:38:20,700
bring this up way at the end and
I don’t know why I put it way at

801
00:38:20,700 –> 00:38:24,600
the end, but one of the people
they talked about throughout or

802
00:38:24,600 –> 00:38:26,300
one of the people they
interviewed throughout this

803
00:38:26,300 –> 00:38:29,400
documentary is this former
military guy named special agent

804
00:38:29,400 –> 00:38:32,100
Richard Cody, and as I was
watching it.

805
00:38:32,100 –> 00:38:34,800
I knew it sounds like a young
adult, like the Frankie Muniz

806
00:38:34,800 –> 00:38:38,600
thing, like, you know, but he’s
talking throughout this and I’m

807
00:38:38,600 –> 00:38:41,500
like, I recognize this guy I’ve
seen him somewhere and it

808
00:38:41,508 –> 00:38:44,200
finally dawned on me.
He’s the subject of a

809
00:38:44,207 –> 00:38:47,900
documentary called Mirage Men.
What Richard?

810
00:38:47,900 –> 00:38:52,300
The number one, adult Vegas show
on The Strip for 15 years.

811
00:38:52,400 –> 00:38:54,800
So fucking fantastic.
You can track it down.

812
00:38:55,000 –> 00:39:01,200
Mirage Men, it’s a documentary
about Richard, Cody, his job was

813
00:39:01,200 –> 00:39:06,600
to To whenever someone say got
the right angle, it’s a they

814
00:39:06,600 –> 00:39:10,100
were at Roswell and got the
right angle of like a test craft

815
00:39:10,100 –> 00:39:14,200
that we may be were developing
as the government he would.

816
00:39:14,300 –> 00:39:17,500
If they went public with that,
he would go find those people

817
00:39:17,500 –> 00:39:20,900
and give them additional
information that was all false

818
00:39:21,400 –> 00:39:24,600
just to discredit them.
So it’s like, when people dump

819
00:39:24,600 –> 00:39:27,300
Wikileaks and they’re just like,
all right, this is a bunch of,

820
00:39:27,500 –> 00:39:29,400
you know, fucked up real shit
and we’re going to add in a

821
00:39:29,408 –> 00:39:31,300
bunch of fucked up, fake shit
and you’re not gonna be able to

822
00:39:31,300 –> 00:39:33,800
Tell what’s what?
Like they did with macron on the

823
00:39:33,800 –> 00:39:35,600
day of the election.
You know, when they don’t get

824
00:39:35,600 –> 00:39:37,600
that shit and then they just
yeah they did that cause of

825
00:39:37,600 –> 00:39:39,600
member they just mixed in a
bunch of weird shit to kind of,

826
00:39:39,600 –> 00:39:41,800
you know, further their own
personal agenda.

827
00:39:41,800 –> 00:39:43,300
We are the weaker was.
Yeah.

828
00:39:43,300 –> 00:39:46,600
And that’s like that was his
sole job as if you had if you

829
00:39:46,600 –> 00:39:52,200
stumbled upon actual be at UFO
information or if you know maybe

830
00:39:52,200 –> 00:39:54,400
test craft.
Yeah, thought you saw a UFO but

831
00:39:54,400 –> 00:39:56,300
actually saw something, you
shouldn’t have seen.

832
00:39:56,300 –> 00:39:58,600
So an SR-71 Blackbird back in
the day.

833
00:39:58,600 –> 00:40:03,000
Yeah he would come and act as An
Insider and be like, hey, you’re

834
00:40:03,000 –> 00:40:06,300
onto something, I can get you
extra information and he would

835
00:40:06,300 –> 00:40:10,100
give people these completely
falsified documents with all

836
00:40:10,100 –> 00:40:13,200
these lies in it.
So then once that person made

837
00:40:13,200 –> 00:40:14,700
that public, the government
could go.

838
00:40:15,000 –> 00:40:18,300
Yeah, I look at the now, this is
all fucking lies and then they

839
00:40:18,308 –> 00:40:21,100
don’t have to address the first
thing the person brought up.

840
00:40:21,200 –> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.
And it’s a great documentary.

841
00:40:23,000 –> 00:40:26,700
Like, at one point, he’s just
walking around a UFO convention

842
00:40:26,700 –> 00:40:31,200
kind of like creepily lurking in
the background and it’s like

843
00:40:31,300 –> 00:40:33,200
That’s our government.
Like that’s that’s what our

844
00:40:33,200 –> 00:40:35,600
governments up to the guys.
In the payroll they has built

845
00:40:35,600 –> 00:40:39,300
that guy’s Dental you know he
has a fucking pension right now

846
00:40:39,800 –> 00:40:42,600
so get a pension for destroyed a
right to know.

847
00:40:43,400 –> 00:40:45,000
It’s a different word I know
that.

848
00:40:45,200 –> 00:40:48,900
So yeah the second act of this
documentary basically deals

849
00:40:48,900 –> 00:40:51,500
with, whether the government
could actually keep a secret

850
00:40:51,500 –> 00:40:54,700
this big for this long and one
of the first things they point

851
00:40:54,700 –> 00:40:58,200
out is that the NSA was just
kind of a rumor.

852
00:40:58,400 –> 00:41:02,000
Yeah.
Until Snowden actually Provided

853
00:41:02,000 –> 00:41:05,100
evidence that existed.
Well, yeah, there’s the No Such

854
00:41:05,100 –> 00:41:08,300
agency joke.
Yeah, and it’s like of course,

855
00:41:08,300 –> 00:41:11,600
they can keep a fucking secret
if they could keep that from us.

856
00:41:11,700 –> 00:41:16,300
Yeah, and they also point out in
the documentary, no one really

857
00:41:16,300 –> 00:41:18,800
knows what the national
reconnaissance office does.

858
00:41:19,100 –> 00:41:22,600
Like the NSA is collecting
information domestically.

859
00:41:22,600 –> 00:41:28,100
Obviously, the CIA is doing that
internationally, who is the

860
00:41:28,100 –> 00:41:31,200
national reconnaissance office?
Who are they collecting data?

861
00:41:31,300 –> 00:41:32,900
Data on?
Yeah, it’s like okay

862
00:41:32,900 –> 00:41:35,900
domestically internationally,
what other kind of Ashley’s are

863
00:41:35,900 –> 00:41:43,500
their Inner Space, Ashen Ali
Interstellar Lee and it what

864
00:41:43,500 –> 00:41:48,500
they basically argue in this
second half of the documentary

865
00:41:48,500 –> 00:41:51,900
is that the reason the
government hasn’t told us in the

866
00:41:51,908 –> 00:41:55,900
reason, you know, the government
isn’t as privy to this.

867
00:41:55,900 –> 00:42:00,000
As we would like to believe is
that there’s basically a second

868
00:42:00,000 –> 00:42:02,500
part of the government.
Is I know that sounds like a

869
00:42:02,508 –> 00:42:07,300
fucking Trump argument State and
all that, but there’s basically

870
00:42:07,700 –> 00:42:12,400
a second half of the government
that works under a black budget,

871
00:42:12,400 –> 00:42:14,100
which, oh, yeah.
And this is like, you know,

872
00:42:14,100 –> 00:42:17,200
confirmable and you’ll see just
like, you’ll see, like, just

873
00:42:17,200 –> 00:42:20,100
leafless of these, like, creepy
titles, you know.

874
00:42:20,100 –> 00:42:22,500
Yeah.
Or just like, okay, project

875
00:42:22,600 –> 00:42:25,000
Valor on and you’re like, God,
what the fuck?

876
00:42:25,000 –> 00:42:27,000
That sounds gnarly is.
Hell.

877
00:42:27,200 –> 00:42:30,800
I went to an art museum in
Phoenix Arizona, where they had

878
00:42:30,800 –> 00:42:34,200
some of the Patches from some
like, some of these classified,

879
00:42:34,200 –> 00:42:36,500
like aeronautical like programs
and one of them.

880
00:42:36,800 –> 00:42:38,900
Oh my God, you can find it, it’s
fucking creepy.

881
00:42:38,900 –> 00:42:42,200
It’s just like a like, an outer
space scene, and then there’s

882
00:42:42,200 –> 00:42:44,200
like, an alien.
And it says, a lifetime of

883
00:42:44,200 –> 00:42:48,000
Silence Behind the Green Door
and when people talk about it,

884
00:42:48,000 –> 00:42:50,400
but I’ve like Google AdSense and
they’re like, oh yeah, that’s

885
00:42:50,400 –> 00:42:52,600
like an inside joke with all the
people just pretending it’s

886
00:42:52,600 –> 00:42:54,800
cooler than it is.
It was like that’s exactly what

887
00:42:54,800 –> 00:42:56,300
you tell me.
Inside joke.

888
00:42:56,300 –> 00:42:58,300
What is this green doing?
What do you have to be silent

889
00:42:58,300 –> 00:43:00,800
behind it?
And no one’s putting it like

890
00:43:00,800 –> 00:43:03,800
that stupid.
Like how stupid do does the

891
00:43:03,800 –> 00:43:04,400
government?
Think?

892
00:43:04,400 –> 00:43:07,300
People are?
Well, yeah, and it’s like, all

893
00:43:07,300 –> 00:43:09,600
of this shit is so spread on the
government is so large.

894
00:43:09,600 –> 00:43:13,500
There’s bureaucrats that are
just very inconspicuous that

895
00:43:13,500 –> 00:43:16,000
have 1000 people underneath them
and they’re the people that run

896
00:43:16,000 –> 00:43:16,900
shit, you know?
Yeah.

897
00:43:16,900 –> 00:43:22,300
Well they would show how like,
how time-consuming is it to be,

898
00:43:22,300 –> 00:43:24,900
you know, even if the president
or the in the executive branch

899
00:43:25,300 –> 00:43:26,800
Here to you.
Now you can crack the whip and

900
00:43:26,800 –> 00:43:28,600
all these people.
You can to make these executive

901
00:43:28,600 –> 00:43:30,500
orders and decide how these
programs that Congress

902
00:43:30,500 –> 00:43:33,300
legislates are enforced.
Like how there’s there’s an

903
00:43:33,300 –> 00:43:34,800
infinite number of whoops to
crack.

904
00:43:34,800 –> 00:43:36,900
It’s a high order.
It goes all the way down and

905
00:43:36,900 –> 00:43:38,800
there’s so many fucking people
underneath it.

906
00:43:38,800 –> 00:43:40,600
How do you can’t keep track of
all that nobody?

907
00:43:40,600 –> 00:43:44,300
Can they tell a?
I mean I guess there’s no way to

908
00:43:44,300 –> 00:43:48,200
confirm if this actually
happened but they tell a story

909
00:43:48,200 –> 00:43:52,600
in this documentary about a memo
that John podesta hashtag Pizza

910
00:43:52,600 –> 00:43:57,700
gate sent to Obama when First
took office and they show the

911
00:43:57,700 –> 00:44:02,100
memo and it’s just a list of all
the things that happen at what

912
00:44:02,100 –> 00:44:06,300
we know as Area 51 now which is
actually I forget the name.

913
00:44:06,600 –> 00:44:07,900
Oh the apples.
Yeah.

914
00:44:07,900 –> 00:44:12,700
What’s Air Force Base?
And it lists all of these weird

915
00:44:12,700 –> 00:44:15,200
departments which one of them if
you look at the memo in the

916
00:44:15,200 –> 00:44:19,000
documentary one of them says
Groom Lake and Groom Lake comes

917
00:44:19,000 –> 00:44:23,300
up when we talk about the Greys
that’s Groom Lake is one of

918
00:44:23,300 –> 00:44:25,100
which sounds like a Fallout New
Vegas.

919
00:44:25,300 –> 00:44:31,000
Side quest, but it’s one of the
labs that is tied to this secret

920
00:44:31,000 –> 00:44:32,300
deal.
The government is supposed to

921
00:44:32,300 –> 00:44:35,100
have made with the greys, but
that’s next episode that is.

922
00:44:35,100 –> 00:44:37,600
It’s just so funny to think that
there’s some dude who’s where

923
00:44:37,600 –> 00:44:40,500
they’re just like, well, you’re
the alien Diplomat, you kind of

924
00:44:40,508 –> 00:44:43,300
got a negotiate this.
They’re going to take the, the

925
00:44:43,300 –> 00:44:45,000
severed assholes, one way or
another.

926
00:44:45,000 –> 00:44:48,500
So I got to kind of figure out
some sort of mutually beneficial

927
00:44:48,500 –> 00:44:51,700
way to leverage this and what
leverage we have is pretty

928
00:44:51,700 –> 00:44:56,000
pretty much nil because again,
we’re still Using you know

929
00:44:56,200 –> 00:44:58,900
nuclear weapons in these people
have a laser beam that could

930
00:44:58,900 –> 00:45:00,800
vaporize the planet Atkins or
whatever.

931
00:45:00,800 –> 00:45:06,100
And it’s just, I also feel like
with these civilizations like if

932
00:45:06,100 –> 00:45:08,400
you got to a point you’re like
would you even have weapons?

933
00:45:08,400 –> 00:45:09,700
Like would you?
I don’t even think they may even

934
00:45:09,700 –> 00:45:11,900
be happy, thinking about that,
you know, even need them.

935
00:45:12,000 –> 00:45:14,800
I’m sure they’ll I’m sure like
for them to make a weapon to be,

936
00:45:14,800 –> 00:45:18,000
like for us to like let’s
release a brand new pager.

937
00:45:18,000 –> 00:45:20,100
It’s just like, oh, we don’t
even do that anymore.

938
00:45:20,100 –> 00:45:21,400
We haven’t been thinking about
that.

939
00:45:21,400 –> 00:45:23,700
Like, we could figure it out,
but okay, I guess we gotta kill

940
00:45:23,700 –> 00:45:25,100
these people.
Yeah.

941
00:45:25,300 –> 00:45:29,000
Yeah, so what happens in this
story that and it’s the.

942
00:45:29,500 –> 00:45:32,300
What’s his name?
William Greer is that Steven

943
00:45:32,300 –> 00:45:34,900
Gray of singer.
He’s the one who basically, he

944
00:45:34,900 –> 00:45:38,500
says that he got a copy of this
memo and he shows the memo.

945
00:45:38,700 –> 00:45:42,300
And he says, he took it to
Admiral Tom Wilson, who was at

946
00:45:42,300 –> 00:45:44,400
the time.
The second in command at the

947
00:45:44,700 –> 00:45:49,200
Joint Chiefs of Staff, which
that’s a big fucking position in

948
00:45:49,200 –> 00:45:51,200
the government like your way,
the fuck up.

949
00:45:51,300 –> 00:45:53,200
Oh yeah.
And I mean it’s and you read

950
00:45:53,200 –> 00:45:55,100
about all that shit with Kennedy
in the Bay of Pigs and all.

951
00:45:55,300 –> 00:45:57,100
Stuff.
Yeah, there’s audio tapes of

952
00:45:57,100 –> 00:45:59,200
them just fucking arguing about
what to do about the Cuban

953
00:45:59,200 –> 00:46:01,600
Missile Crisis, and you’re just
like they’re there but they’re

954
00:46:01,600 –> 00:46:03,300
pretty much like for the
president.

955
00:46:03,300 –> 00:46:06,400
They’ll listen to you but yeah
they’re not going to necessarily

956
00:46:06,400 –> 00:46:10,600
do that.
Yeah and Admiral Tom Wilson he

957
00:46:10,700 –> 00:46:16,100
gets this memo and he decides to
just call Nellis Air Force Base

958
00:46:16,300 –> 00:46:20,000
in ring up one of these
departments and just he has to

959
00:46:20,008 –> 00:46:23,900
be briefed on what they do and
he actually got through and got

960
00:46:23,900 –> 00:46:26,600
to talk to someone and he said,
I am Admiral Tom Wilson from The

961
00:46:26,600 –> 00:46:29,300
Joint Chiefs of Staff.
I would like to be briefed in on

962
00:46:29,300 –> 00:46:32,000
what’s happening in your
department and he was allegedly

963
00:46:32,000 –> 00:46:35,100
told and this is a quote.
We know who you are and you

964
00:46:35,100 –> 00:46:40,600
don’t have a need to know.
I love that.

965
00:46:40,600 –> 00:46:44,400
Yeah, that is so fucking scary.
That it’s terrifying because

966
00:46:44,400 –> 00:46:48,200
that blows all of the oh well so
you mean all these people in the

967
00:46:48,200 –> 00:46:50,700
government know?
And they’re just not telling no,

968
00:46:51,100 –> 00:46:53,300
most of the government probably
doesn’t know.

969
00:46:53,300 –> 00:46:56,700
Yeah, I don’t think I don’t
think by My representative Norma

970
00:46:56,700 –> 00:47:00,600
J Torah is of the Chino Valley.
I don’t think that this woman

971
00:47:00,700 –> 00:47:04,000
can walk in at her pantsuit and
just be like, what’s up with the

972
00:47:04,000 –> 00:47:06,300
aliens?
Do like shut up Norma.

973
00:47:06,400 –> 00:47:08,700
All right.
Get back to the zoning issues,

974
00:47:08,700 –> 00:47:11,100
along the 71 Freeway and let us
fucking.

975
00:47:11,100 –> 00:47:14,300
Keep you safe, idiot.
And yeah they ran.

976
00:47:14,300 –> 00:47:16,400
That’s kind of the point.
They raised is that people

977
00:47:16,400 –> 00:47:18,200
assume one should like your
Senator.

978
00:47:18,200 –> 00:47:19,900
So of course, you know
everything happening in the

979
00:47:19,900 –> 00:47:22,800
government and they were like,
no, like Dick Cheney is someone

980
00:47:22,800 –> 00:47:26,000
who would have a need to know
and then Or maybe they’ll shoot

981
00:47:26,000 –> 00:47:27,600
him in the head if he asks too
many questions.

982
00:47:27,800 –> 00:47:28,800
Yeah.
And it’s like it.

983
00:47:28,800 –> 00:47:32,900
Did you think about how you
could be pretty fucking dumb and

984
00:47:32,900 –> 00:47:35,600
being elected official?
I mean, you’ve really can I

985
00:47:35,607 –> 00:47:38,800
mean, obviously, I mean, this is
not just like a trump, this is

986
00:47:38,800 –> 00:47:41,200
every level of government.
Like you’d like, yeah, it’s not

987
00:47:41,200 –> 00:47:43,200
that Trump is the first dumb
politician.

988
00:47:43,200 –> 00:47:45,200
It is like, you know, we do get
to vote, we do get to cast a

989
00:47:45,207 –> 00:47:46,400
vote.
Somebody, they’re not just going

990
00:47:46,400 –> 00:47:48,300
to let the will of the people
decide that, you know, fucking

991
00:47:48,300 –> 00:47:50,000
Darryl.
I so I can represent Orange

992
00:47:50,000 –> 00:47:54,100
County and then that guy can
fucking know what the aliens are

993
00:47:54,100 –> 00:47:55,900
up to.
I mean, It’s got to be a higher

994
00:47:55,900 –> 00:47:58,000
level and even look.
Yeah you could I’m sure you

995
00:47:58,000 –> 00:48:01,600
could work your entire life and
just never tell a soul that you

996
00:48:01,600 –> 00:48:03,100
want to find out what the aliens
are.

997
00:48:03,100 –> 00:48:04,600
Just like I’m going to learn
Arabic.

998
00:48:04,600 –> 00:48:08,100
And yeah, end of the CIA and
work my way up from translated

999
00:48:08,100 –> 00:48:10,700
international relations that you
know, like all the way up to,

1000
00:48:10,700 –> 00:48:12,900
you know, the level where you
can get one of the Joint Chiefs

1001
00:48:12,900 –> 00:48:14,600
of Staff on the phone.
I think even then they’re just

1002
00:48:14,600 –> 00:48:19,000
like, nah, yeah, I mean, at any
job, there’s things that people

1003
00:48:19,000 –> 00:48:21,100
at lower levels aren’t allowed
to when I worked at fucking

1004
00:48:21,100 –> 00:48:23,800
cracked.
I remember one time I asked Jack

1005
00:48:23,800 –> 00:48:27,400
for access to our Our Google
analytics so I could see how my

1006
00:48:27,400 –> 00:48:31,000
columns were doing and he was
like nah, he’s like yeah, yeah

1007
00:48:31,000 –> 00:48:32,500
yeah.
Okay, okay, yeah.

1008
00:48:32,500 –> 00:48:34,400
I mean I guess I don’t need to
know I guess.

1009
00:48:34,400 –> 00:48:36,100
And I love all the fucking
editor.

1010
00:48:36,200 –> 00:48:37,900
All right.
But yeah, I’m not you.

1011
00:48:37,900 –> 00:48:40,800
So that’s that’s kind of what it
was.

1012
00:48:40,800 –> 00:48:41,900
It’s like, well, yeah, I’m not
Jack.

1013
00:48:41,900 –> 00:48:45,800
So Jack’s decision and I get,
I’m sure there are people who

1014
00:48:45,800 –> 00:48:47,100
would assume when I was at
cracked.

1015
00:48:47,100 –> 00:48:49,500
I knew everything about how our
traffic worked and where it was

1016
00:48:49,500 –> 00:48:52,800
coming from and how many know?
Yeah, guys, I was just told what

1017
00:48:52,800 –> 00:48:54,600
I was told and it’s like you
don’t even have all, but we

1018
00:48:54,600 –> 00:48:56,400
could have been doing And Page
views a month.

1019
00:48:56,400 –> 00:48:58,700
I wouldn’t have fucking knew.
We don’t even know who Jack is.

1020
00:48:58,700 –> 00:49:02,100
A lot of the type who is Jack.
Yeah.

1021
00:49:02,700 –> 00:49:07,200
So at this point in the
documentary, they cut to that

1022
00:49:07,200 –> 00:49:09,600
really famous clip of Hillary
Clinton on Jimmy Kimmel,

1023
00:49:09,900 –> 00:49:13,400
basically in the run-up to the
election saying, you know,

1024
00:49:13,400 –> 00:49:16,400
because there’s there’s another
clip I believe in that moment

1025
00:49:16,400 –> 00:49:18,500
she was just trying to get the
Community College vote away from

1026
00:49:18,500 –> 00:49:20,000
Bernie.
I think she was just like

1027
00:49:20,000 –> 00:49:24,100
probably but there’s also that
clip of Bill Clinton on Jimmy

1028
00:49:24,100 –> 00:49:25,100
Kimmel.
Yeah.

1029
00:49:25,200 –> 00:49:28,200
Where he’s talking about you and
me, Camilla Campbell is an alien

1030
00:49:28,200 –> 00:49:31,700
for this is very clear.
And he’s talking about, you

1031
00:49:31,700 –> 00:49:35,000
know, aliens and how he thinks
there’s more to it and blah,

1032
00:49:35,000 –> 00:49:38,300
blah blah.
And that’s when Greer tells

1033
00:49:38,300 –> 00:49:43,300
another really interesting story
where he claims that he after

1034
00:49:43,300 –> 00:49:48,600
had got he’d gathered all this
information about aliens which

1035
00:49:48,700 –> 00:49:52,600
eventually led him to launch
this disclosure project before

1036
00:49:52,600 –> 00:49:55,100
he launched that project.
He took all of this information.

1037
00:49:55,200 –> 00:50:00,200
Into basically to the government
and received a response that was

1038
00:50:00,200 –> 00:50:04,100
basically hey the work you’re
doing is really good and we’re

1039
00:50:04,100 –> 00:50:09,000
impressed by it and the
president cannot pursue it and

1040
00:50:09,900 –> 00:50:13,100
he pushed them a little more.
He was like if I recall

1041
00:50:13,100 –> 00:50:15,900
correctly the response they gave
him was something like you know,

1042
00:50:15,900 –> 00:50:18,500
he doesn’t feel comfortable
pursuing this or pushing this

1043
00:50:18,500 –> 00:50:21,000
agenda, blah, blah blah.
And he was like, oh, whatever.

1044
00:50:21,000 –> 00:50:22,700
He’s the president.
He didn’t even want to be

1045
00:50:22,700 –> 00:50:24,200
president.
He should have got the job.

1046
00:50:24,500 –> 00:50:29,000
And they were like Well where
were worried about protection

1047
00:50:29,100 –> 00:50:32,600
and we don’t know and in the sky
laughs and it’s like protection,

1048
00:50:32,600 –> 00:50:35,500
I don’t need protection and
they’re like, no the president.

1049
00:50:35,500 –> 00:50:40,000
We don’t know if we can protect
the president and it’s like I

1050
00:50:40,000 –> 00:50:44,700
think they actually say the
phrase, we don’t want him to end

1051
00:50:44,700 –> 00:50:46,600
up like Kennedy.
Yeah.

1052
00:50:47,000 –> 00:50:50,200
And that is one of the big
rumors or conspiracies behind

1053
00:50:50,200 –> 00:50:53,300
the Kennedy assassination.
Is that he was like, let’s

1054
00:50:53,300 –> 00:50:55,000
fucking talk talk about these
aliens.

1055
00:50:55,200 –> 00:50:56,800
Public.
And they were like, mmmm.

1056
00:50:56,900 –> 00:50:57,800
No.
Oh yeah.

1057
00:50:57,800 –> 00:50:59,500
That whole speech.
About secret societies and

1058
00:50:59,500 –> 00:51:01,000
everything else.
Yeah.

1059
00:51:01,300 –> 00:51:04,600
It’s like he was he was like
into so much of that shit and

1060
00:51:04,600 –> 00:51:07,600
just was like I want to be the
guy that changes this and then

1061
00:51:08,100 –> 00:51:11,200
shot that motherfucker in the
head for some reason or another.

1062
00:51:12,300 –> 00:51:15,700
And then the this was our this
is our great Champion.

1063
00:51:15,700 –> 00:51:19,800
Is it just a philandering
fucking guy hopped up on meth

1064
00:51:20,300 –> 00:51:22,600
with a dumb accent?
We’re like that was our best

1065
00:51:22,600 –> 00:51:24,100
shot.
Wow, nice.

1066
00:51:24,700 –> 00:51:28,000
And They threw the the rest of
the documentary.

1067
00:51:28,400 –> 00:51:32,600
They also touch on government.
I think the most terrifying part

1068
00:51:32,600 –> 00:51:35,900
of the documentary is where they
talk about government influence

1069
00:51:35,900 –> 00:51:39,100
in mainstream media.
And at one point, there’s this

1070
00:51:39,700 –> 00:51:42,100
constitutional lawyer who’s
like.

1071
00:51:42,400 –> 00:51:46,100
I have a list of like 40 CIA
operatives, who work as

1072
00:51:46,100 –> 00:51:51,000
journalists and writers at
mainstream media outlets and

1073
00:51:51,000 –> 00:51:53,700
they talk about all these
instances where stories have

1074
00:51:53,700 –> 00:51:56,900
gotten to like the up.
Levels at time or the New York

1075
00:51:56,900 –> 00:52:00,300
Times or wherever and they just
get squashed.

1076
00:52:00,300 –> 00:52:02,400
Yeah.
Because for matters of National

1077
00:52:02,400 –> 00:52:06,700
Security, they have quotes from
people who who worked in the

1078
00:52:06,707 –> 00:52:09,100
government saying.
Yeah, sometimes we just have to

1079
00:52:09,100 –> 00:52:12,200
reach out and tell them not to
run stories because it will

1080
00:52:12,200 –> 00:52:16,100
damage our national interest.
So then these stories end up in

1081
00:52:16,100 –> 00:52:18,400
tabloids and shit where we can
just go now.

1082
00:52:18,400 –> 00:52:20,500
Whatever, it’s a fucking
Enquirer that’s just not true.

1083
00:52:20,900 –> 00:52:22,000
Yeah.
And it’s a thing of like you

1084
00:52:22,008 –> 00:52:25,000
think like, okay, we’re not like
Britain we’re it’s not like our

1085
00:52:25,100 –> 00:52:27,700
Fucking, you know, our leader
can just slap a d notice in

1086
00:52:27,700 –> 00:52:30,200
something and keep it from the
people and it’s just like right

1087
00:52:30,200 –> 00:52:32,800
now we’re just doing that.
We just don’t we don’t call it a

1088
00:52:32,800 –> 00:52:35,600
dino this.
Yeah and they one of the points

1089
00:52:35,600 –> 00:52:39,100
they make is the government’s
best tool in fighting.

1090
00:52:39,100 –> 00:52:43,300
Aliens is just this inherent
belief that most people have

1091
00:52:43,300 –> 00:52:46,600
that aliens aren’t real.
Like they just hear it and just

1092
00:52:46,600 –> 00:52:49,300
kind of bristle at the idea and
dismiss it right away.

1093
00:52:49,300 –> 00:52:51,100
Yeah.
And that’s a hard thing to get

1094
00:52:51,100 –> 00:52:54,000
past like yeah, and I guess
everyone’s just kind of like,

1095
00:52:54,000 –> 00:52:56,900
you know, why wouldn’t Just drop
down in Times Square and say

1096
00:52:56,900 –> 00:52:59,900
take me to your leader.
Yeah and as is pointed out in

1097
00:52:59,908 –> 00:53:04,800
this documentary and it’s Greer
who says this, it’s not so much.

1098
00:53:05,100 –> 00:53:09,000
We don’t have evidence that
these aliens are necessarily

1099
00:53:09,000 –> 00:53:12,700
hostile towards us but we do
kind of have evidence that

1100
00:53:12,700 –> 00:53:16,700
they’re worried about our
hostility and what we might do

1101
00:53:16,700 –> 00:53:20,400
if they come down here.
Yeah, they seem I mean, fair

1102
00:53:20,400 –> 00:53:23,300
enough not to trust us what we
do to each other Independence

1103
00:53:23,300 –> 00:53:23,900
Day.
Yeah.

1104
00:53:23,900 –> 00:53:26,300
They saw District 9 And they’re
like, Mmm.

1105
00:53:26,600 –> 00:53:31,800
Yeah it.
So that’s, you know, it’s it’s a

1106
00:53:31,808 –> 00:53:33,100
diet.
I really think that if your

1107
00:53:33,600 –> 00:53:36,900
species gets that smart where
you live in this, like techno

1108
00:53:36,900 –> 00:53:39,900
socialist, like, Marco Polo
reality, where you just want to

1109
00:53:39,900 –> 00:53:42,500
go and explore the universe and
you’re and you’re not worried

1110
00:53:42,500 –> 00:53:44,400
about, you know, keeping the
rain forest alive.

1111
00:53:44,400 –> 00:53:48,000
You’re worried about entire star
systems where these little germs

1112
00:53:48,000 –> 00:53:51,600
of civilizations of developed to
a point where they can have your

1113
00:53:51,600 –> 00:53:53,200
technology and you’re like,
well, I don’t want to.

1114
00:53:53,600 –> 00:53:56,100
Well, the Delta quadrant for
theirs, A lot of plasma and that

1115
00:53:56,100 –> 00:53:58,300
you know, and we use that for
our space or whatever the fuck

1116
00:53:58,300 –> 00:54:00,800
it is and it’s some kind of
altruism or just curiosity or

1117
00:54:00,800 –> 00:54:03,200
just the innate desire to learn.
I don’t think they’re, I don’t

1118
00:54:03,200 –> 00:54:04,900
think they’re going to be.
I don’t think I can get that

1119
00:54:04,900 –> 00:54:06,800
smart and beat and be a warring
people.

1120
00:54:06,800 –> 00:54:08,200
I don’t think you have to that
point like that.

1121
00:54:08,200 –> 00:54:10,800
So it’s like yeah, that kind of
does make more sense to me that

1122
00:54:10,800 –> 00:54:13,200
they’re just like yeah we’re
worried you’re just gonna blow

1123
00:54:13,200 –> 00:54:15,900
not only us up but yourselves up
somebody.

1124
00:54:15,900 –> 00:54:19,700
Yeah, so yeah and they also
talked about how this influence

1125
00:54:19,700 –> 00:54:22,600
has also spread to like
academics and scientists.

1126
00:54:22,900 –> 00:54:25,900
There’s a quote, one more scary
quote From a scientist named,

1127
00:54:25,900 –> 00:54:29,300
Frank be Salisbury PhD.
He says, I must admit that any

1128
00:54:29,300 –> 00:54:32,500
favorable mention of flying
saucers by a scientist amounts

1129
00:54:32,500 –> 00:54:36,600
to extreme heresy and places the
one making the statement in

1130
00:54:36,600 –> 00:54:41,700
danger of excommunication by the
scientific theocracy.

1131
00:54:42,600 –> 00:54:44,800
Why is there a scientific
theocracy?

1132
00:54:44,900 –> 00:54:46,700
Yeah, what a word to pick?
Yeah.

1133
00:54:46,700 –> 00:54:48,600
Yeah.
But I mean, it’s true.

1134
00:54:48,600 –> 00:54:51,600
I mean, and they cut then they
cut to a clip of Builder.

1135
00:54:51,800 –> 00:54:54,300
Everyone’s gonna fucking huddle.
A little closer on the lunch

1136
00:54:54,300 –> 00:54:56,700
table, if they see.
Walking up a point out that the

1137
00:54:56,700 –> 00:55:00,800
fucking data doesn’t add up.
And then, you know, they argue

1138
00:55:00,800 –> 00:55:05,800
that people like Carl Sagan who
has said on multiple occasions,

1139
00:55:05,800 –> 00:55:08,900
there’s no proof of aliens.
He didn’t always say that.

1140
00:55:08,900 –> 00:55:12,100
And then at one point, just kind
of switches course and their

1141
00:55:12,100 –> 00:55:15,800
argument is that people get
intimidated, like the government

1142
00:55:15,800 –> 00:55:18,800
will send someone out and be
like, hey, shut the fuck up now,

1143
00:55:18,800 –> 00:55:20,400
people listened to you and we
don’t want them.

1144
00:55:20,400 –> 00:55:22,000
Listen to what you’re saying?
Yeah, let’s just get him.

1145
00:55:22,000 –> 00:55:24,900
Used to the idea of a space time
and gravity.

1146
00:55:25,100 –> 00:55:25,700
First.
All right.

1147
00:55:25,700 –> 00:55:28,000
You know it’s like yo you want
to, you want to get your

1148
00:55:28,000 –> 00:55:30,200
girlfriend into Star Trek.
You don’t start with Deep Space

1149
00:55:30,200 –> 00:55:33,000
9, all right, you start with
City on the edge of forever and

1150
00:55:33,008 –> 00:55:37,400
your work your way in and they
show a clip of Bill Nye, who is

1151
00:55:37,400 –> 00:55:41,700
a, is staunchly opposed to the
idea that aliens might exist and

1152
00:55:41,700 –> 00:55:44,700
I don’t buy that.
Yeah, I don’t think Bill Nye is,

1153
00:55:45,200 –> 00:55:49,400
I feel like he’s too smart to
honestly believe that there’s no

1154
00:55:49,400 –> 00:55:51,400
chance.
Aliens exist.

1155
00:55:51,500 –> 00:55:53,600
Yeah, I weird personal
connection.

1156
00:55:53,600 –> 00:55:57,400
My high school To swing dance
with Bill Nye from time to time.

1157
00:55:58,400 –> 00:56:00,900
That, that is an interesting
connection.

1158
00:56:01,000 –> 00:56:02,700
Yeah.
Do you think that someone who

1159
00:56:02,700 –> 00:56:04,500
enjoys swing dancing might be
too dumb?

1160
00:56:04,500 –> 00:56:07,400
But yeah, that’s a good point.
I don’t know, Bill Nyes actual

1161
00:56:07,400 –> 00:56:10,300
credentials.
Yeah, and he’s kind of Taken on

1162
00:56:10,300 –> 00:56:13,000
these scientific role of
explaining fairly basic shit to

1163
00:56:13,000 –> 00:56:14,400
people.
Yeah.

1164
00:56:14,700 –> 00:56:17,700
So fucking Instagram, post from
a gal with the high school with

1165
00:56:17,700 –> 00:56:20,300
about how, like, I wonder who
paid Bill Nye OCH to tell us.

1166
00:56:20,300 –> 00:56:22,700
All that vaccines are bad.
I’m pursuing an alternative

1167
00:56:22,700 –> 00:56:26,100
vaccine lifestyle for my baby
and I was just like Well, yeah.

1168
00:56:26,100 –> 00:56:31,100
Unfriend, you is bumming me out?
Oh, that’s that’s grandma wave

1169
00:56:31,100 –> 00:56:34,000
to your kid in the crutches at
some point later.

1170
00:56:34,900 –> 00:56:38,500
So, yeah, that’s, that’s what do
you think?

1171
00:56:38,500 –> 00:56:40,700
Are we about to find out?
Aliens are real, or do we

1172
00:56:40,700 –> 00:56:43,600
already know?
Like, is that video like that

1173
00:56:43,600 –> 00:56:47,000
UFO video, that they released in
December is weird.

1174
00:56:47,200 –> 00:56:49,700
It’s gotten to a point because
it’s normally the government.

1175
00:56:49,700 –> 00:56:51,700
Who’s supposed to step in and
say, no, you know what?

1176
00:56:51,700 –> 00:56:54,000
This is, but the the yeah,
they’re teasing it.

1177
00:56:54,000 –> 00:56:56,700
It’s just like, Hendrick Elmo.
He changed his Avatar.

1178
00:56:56,700 –> 00:56:58,800
Black sometime in Cloverfield
movie.

1179
00:56:58,800 –> 00:57:01,300
We’re just seeing these grainy
fucking videos.

1180
00:57:01,300 –> 00:57:04,300
Yeah and it’s kind of a point
where it shit is.

1181
00:57:04,300 –> 00:57:06,500
So fucked up.
If you’re going to pull the

1182
00:57:06,500 –> 00:57:10,500
unifying crisis card you are
you’ve got that motherfucker in

1183
00:57:10,500 –> 00:57:11,800
your hand ready.
All right.

1184
00:57:11,800 –> 00:57:14,800
Yeah.
You know it’s I I really think

1185
00:57:14,800 –> 00:57:16,500
it could.
I think I’ll probably see it in

1186
00:57:16,508 –> 00:57:18,300
my lifetime, you know?
And it will see it in our

1187
00:57:18,300 –> 00:57:19,800
lifetime.
Yeah.

1188
00:57:19,800 –> 00:57:23,000
That that comes up in the
documentary to that it could

1189
00:57:23,000 –> 00:57:28,100
just be will Launch some sort of
false flag Alien Invasion kind

1190
00:57:28,100 –> 00:57:31,500
of thing.
Yeah, which that would be worse.

1191
00:57:31,800 –> 00:57:34,900
That would be worse than the
shit.

1192
00:57:34,900 –> 00:57:37,300
Like, you know, like the whole
who killed the electric car

1193
00:57:37,300 –> 00:57:40,400
thing in the like, why would why
do we steal all of Tesla’s

1194
00:57:40,400 –> 00:57:41,500
papers?
And it’s like, I don’t really

1195
00:57:41,500 –> 00:57:45,100
think Tesla was on to Infinity.
I think he was fucking kind of

1196
00:57:45,100 –> 00:57:46,700
crazy.
He was friends with pigeons, I

1197
00:57:46,700 –> 00:57:49,500
mean, I think that’s that with
Mike Tyson is any guy that’s

1198
00:57:49,500 –> 00:57:52,800
sort of a red flag but it’s
like, yeah, we do kind of, we do

1199
00:57:52,800 –> 00:57:54,900
kind of squash Innovation if it
does.

1200
00:57:55,100 –> 00:57:57,800
Fit into the the economy.
Oh, yeah.

1201
00:57:57,800 –> 00:57:59,300
For sure.
I mean you think the people

1202
00:57:59,300 –> 00:58:02,100
pitch capitalism is this kind of
like well yeah the best ideas

1203
00:58:02,100 –> 00:58:03,400
rise to the top and it’s like,
you know.

1204
00:58:03,400 –> 00:58:04,800
Yeah.
Your typewriter business went

1205
00:58:04,800 –> 00:58:06,700
out of, you know, you know, with
went under and you should have,

1206
00:58:06,700 –> 00:58:09,300
you know, saw the commuters were
coming and invested in, you

1207
00:58:09,308 –> 00:58:13,000
know, the circuitry research and
it’s like, yeah, kind of, but I

1208
00:58:13,000 –> 00:58:16,100
think with a lot of shit you
sort of just like, yeah, that we

1209
00:58:16,300 –> 00:58:19,800
a whole bunch of the whole
fucking shit is running on oil

1210
00:58:19,800 –> 00:58:23,000
and it’s like, I don’t want to
have to do all the paperwork to

1211
00:58:23,000 –> 00:58:26,500
restructure.
Oh my God, he’s gas station

1212
00:58:26,500 –> 00:58:29,400
employees gonna be pissed, we
got to bulldoze those and even

1213
00:58:29,400 –> 00:58:31,100
with the free energy that’s
going to be a lot of it.

1214
00:58:31,100 –> 00:58:33,200
You know what.
Fuck it just NE no aliens.

1215
00:58:34,000 –> 00:58:37,700
We gotta wait until there’s
literally fingers CM away from

1216
00:58:37,700 –> 00:58:41,400
the button before they like well
aliens we gotta deal with this

1217
00:58:41,400 –> 00:58:42,100
over.
Look at this.

1218
00:58:42,700 –> 00:58:44,800
We gotta okay.
We’ll save the super aliens for

1219
00:58:44,800 –> 00:58:48,400
one that doesn’t.
Yeah, keep everybody freaked out

1220
00:58:48,400 –> 00:58:51,000
and, you know, pacified anymore.
So yeah.

1221
00:58:51,000 –> 00:58:53,000
It’s I feel like it’s gonna
happen.

1222
00:58:53,300 –> 00:58:54,900
Yeah.
I feel like we’ll see it soon.

1223
00:58:55,200 –> 00:58:58,600
Trump seems like the kind of
president that would he’ll do

1224
00:58:58,600 –> 00:59:01,600
something alien related to try
and get elected re-elected.

1225
00:59:01,600 –> 00:59:03,700
Probably.
Yeah, and no no one’s really

1226
00:59:03,700 –> 00:59:07,200
telling him shit.
Yeah, that’s no no one is These

1227
00:59:07,200 –> 00:59:08,400
Guys.
These guys weren’t going to tell

1228
00:59:08,400 –> 00:59:13,100
Bill Clinton or a JFK to tell
Trump now that we’re thinking

1229
00:59:13,100 –> 00:59:16,200
about it in a historical
context, I really hope Trump

1230
00:59:16,200 –> 00:59:21,100
pushes the CIA to run.
Yeah, solely.

1231
00:59:21,100 –> 00:59:22,900
Because I want to know about
aliens baby.

1232
00:59:22,900 –> 00:59:25,800
No other reason.
Yeah, I mean, It’s almost funny

1233
00:59:25,800 –> 00:59:29,100
like you wish you had just like
draining the swamp so to speak.

1234
00:59:29,100 –> 00:59:31,800
And even if they were like, you
know, these horrible neocon

1235
00:59:31,800 –> 00:59:34,900
operatives that had fucking
malicious intentions, he did

1236
00:59:34,900 –> 00:59:36,900
just completely staff the
government with all these

1237
00:59:36,900 –> 00:59:38,300
people.
And instead of, you know, just

1238
00:59:38,300 –> 00:59:40,800
going to the same old party
hacks that, you know, would have

1239
00:59:40,800 –> 00:59:43,800
happened if Ted Cruz had taken
office, it’s like, yeah, maybe

1240
00:59:43,800 –> 00:59:45,300
if you would have done that, so
when would have shot him in the

1241
00:59:45,308 –> 00:59:49,900
head like that.
All right, so we should wrap

1242
00:59:49,900 –> 00:59:52,200
this up.
We’re gonna the next episode

1243
00:59:52,500 –> 00:59:56,000
since we’re, we’re on the verge
of learning about Out aliens and

1244
00:59:56,000 –> 00:59:57,800
how they might even already be
here.

1245
00:59:58,200 –> 01:00:00,800
We’re going to talk about the.
Aliens will probably meet ya.

1246
01:00:00,800 –> 01:00:04,000
The gray is on an episode called
meet the greys.

1247
01:00:04,200 –> 01:00:07,500
Hmm, it’s going to be it’s going
to be a Thrill Ride.

1248
01:00:07,500 –> 01:00:10,300
It’s going to be related lot of
a lot of dissected butthole

1249
01:00:10,300 –> 01:00:12,400
talk.
Yeah, a lot of if you wondered

1250
01:00:12,400 –> 01:00:18,800
why we kept going back to cord
Colin’s, the the alien ready to

1251
01:00:18,800 –> 01:00:20,100
learn.
I want to see the alien

1252
01:00:20,100 –> 01:00:23,100
infomercial, or alien Martha
Stewart, is like you can Harvest

1253
01:00:23,100 –> 01:00:25,700
a human butt hole for
experiences and Just the flick

1254
01:00:25,700 –> 01:00:28,700
of a wrist.
What do we have to plug before

1255
01:00:28,700 –> 01:00:33,000
we get out of here?
This goes up Monday, the 8th.

1256
01:00:33,300 –> 01:00:36,900
I will be at the darkest hour
that Friday.

1257
01:00:36,900 –> 01:00:39,800
January 12th, 11:30 p.m.
Westside, comedy theater in

1258
01:00:39,800 –> 01:00:44,700
Santa Monica and then Jo January
10th, I met Hollywood Hotel for

1259
01:00:44,700 –> 01:00:48,500
a show called hilarity which is
run by Quincy Johnson and

1260
01:00:48,500 –> 01:00:52,500
January 22nd, imix Peak, easy
cocktail in Santa Monica.

1261
01:00:52,800 –> 01:00:54,800
Oh yeah.
We’re doing a big mean boys.

1262
01:00:55,000 –> 01:00:57,400
Are coming up pretty soon so
I’ll hop on the email list, it’s

1263
01:00:57,400 –> 01:00:59,100
on the Twitter.
Bio go.

1264
01:00:59,100 –> 01:01:01,100
Listen to me.
Boys, follow me on all social

1265
01:01:01,100 –> 01:01:04,200
media platforms.
That Connor mcspadden, and I’ll

1266
01:01:04,200 –> 01:01:06,000
post some funny shit every once
in a while.

1267
01:01:06,800 –> 01:01:09,900
You should post some funny shit.
Everyone said, occasionally,

1268
01:01:09,900 –> 01:01:12,300
when I when I when I feel
confident enough in my own

1269
01:01:12,300 –> 01:01:16,000
assertions to share them, I’ll
drop a hammer to let the fucking

1270
01:01:16,000 –> 01:01:18,800
government tell you you can’t.
All right, let’s get the fuck

1271
01:01:18,800 –> 01:01:20,500
out of here.
Connor say goodbye.

1272
01:01:20,500 –> 01:01:21,800
Goodbye everybody goodbye
everybody.

1273
01:01:21,800 –> 01:01:22,100
We love you.

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