Conspiracy! The Show #Pizzagate

November 30, 2018

Adam and Connor welcome special guest Laura Crawford to discuss the insane origins of the #Pizzagate conspiracy
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Welcome to conspiracy the show
with your host added Todd Brown

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and Connor mcspadden.
Hey everybody.

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Welcome to conspiracy the show.
I’m Adam Todd Brown.

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Who are you?
I’m your deadbeat.

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Dad Connor mcspadden.
Everybody.

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Connor went out to get a pack of
cigarettes for months ago and

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just now pulled back into the
driveway.

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Yep, and eyelid and I just I
have juice with a bunch of

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stories about telling Gilbert
godfried what to say.

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No, just skip Town, you know,
you are writing for historical

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roast battle right this torkoal
roast, just like oh my God, it’s

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like a guy.
Yeah, I guess battle would be

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weird.
It would be weird to have Hitler

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and Anne Frank Rose battle and
then be like, well, who can we

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have one here?
But now that I hear you say it.

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I mean, that’s kind of sounds.
Alright, that’s if I was in

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charge of the show, which was
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There’s a pretty great moment
where Keith carry got a note

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from the British legal
department that certain jokes

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that he’d written would be
considered a tree.

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Season in the UK so he had to
rewrite the script.

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So yeah, he literally got
Network note that his his

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writing was treasonous to the
crown.

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That’s almost the dream.
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen

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a person proud of themselves and
I never had before I’ve I’ve

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been prouder of my dear friend
Keith.

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Shout out to Keith Laura
Crawford’s here too.

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Hey how far the fresh-faced
youngster on the sitcom playing

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the younger sister that attracts
the attention of stock or what?

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Oh, yeah, you’re like that chick
that died on That 70s Show Eric.

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I think she’s dead right?
I was more thinking.

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Oh, yeah, I remember her because
I get my sister Sam the girl

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that got killed by that.
Oh, yeah.

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She got Schaefer.
She got murdered.

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I don’t know.
I don’t know that way.

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I know a lot about that 70 show
though.

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Yeah, Becca Schaefer.
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It was a my sister Sam Mike.
Muscala.

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Yeah.
She was just an actress in ela

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and a dude just showed up at her
house and shot her in the chest.

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Yeah my god.
Well, it’s kind of which

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president was he trying to fuck.
I president Dean he’s from

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Another Universe.
This is getting scarier by the

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moment Bardot.
He was in a different brain, but

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he was like watching the sitcom
when I really like this chick

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and she seemed really innocent.
He’s like, she’s like a girly

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I’m not a woman but then she did
like a sexy movie and he was

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like, you’re a whore come kill
you.

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Oh man guys are great.
I really original in cell truly.

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I had a good realization about
just the difference between men

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and women the other day and how
much smarter women are as I when

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I realized I’ve never read Any
medicine that I’ve put in my

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body ever.
Oh, yeah, because they’re very

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rarely the girl that was sick
and I was like, we got some

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Pepto-Bismol and I got some
zofran it’s good for like nausea

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and Technical Ibuprofen.
That should be good.

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That’ll solve and she’s like,
well, can you mix all those

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things and I was like, you know
contribute old never thought

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about it that’s reading labels
and shit and I was like, oh, I

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guess they probably would have
that on the box.

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I’ve never looked in theory.
You can mix them.

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Yeah.
I’m like, I’m fucking hot.

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It’s not it’s not like it’s
fucking Fentanyl and whiskey

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like it’s just it’s all it’s all
you know over the Counter shit

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move that in every special
exactly.

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I’ve never once had to caution
to be like what’s investigators

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fucking cocktail before I you
know Heath Ledger myself

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Fletcher.
Yeah rest in peace Heath Ledger

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speaking of yeah, the Joker, you
know, you know, who’s the real

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Joker pedophiles?
Let’s get it.

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We’re talking about pizza gate
today.

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Yes.
One of our first episodes was

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about Seth.
What’s the DNC guy?

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That’s averaged Seth rare, and
that also fucking sword.

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Ties into Pizza gate.
Yeah, we’re one of the rumors is

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he was killed over.
Well, everyone knows Pizza gate

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the large portals in the sky
that you fly you to visit the

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Chuck E.
Cheese Dimension.

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Yeah.
Yeah and it and it lands in

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Burbank.
There is as you say Chuck E

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cheese next to a Kmart.
That’s the street you me.

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It’s basically another time, you
know that large cheesy cloud of

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Darkness that hangs over the
city for please don’t say cheese

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as we’ll get into this episode.
She realized.

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Yeah CP Cheese, it’s not just CP
cheese just means little girls.

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Yeah, really, we’ll get to that
the CP thing.

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I was fucked me up because I
found out about that unfortunate

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as a kid.
And those are my first two

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initials.
My name is Connor politics bad

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and so child porn Irish guy.
So there’s a really great New

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York Times article.
If you want a pretty concise

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rundown of the events of pizza
gate.

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It’s it’s called dissecting the
pizza gate conspiracy theories

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on the failing New York Times by
Gregor ice John Wang and Cecilia

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Kang.
Oh wagon, King baby. 70 stuff

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was the best.
Yeah blame me.

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I voted for K Wang Kang.
That’s pretty awesome.

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So let’s talk about how this
Theory started Wikileaks

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released a bunch of emails that
they hacked from.

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John podesta has anyone ever
heard how this happened the wiki

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links the the hacking of his
email?

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No, I no I no I forgot.
But I knew it one.

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It’s like the shit your parents
fault.

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For where they yeah, just like a
phishing email get yeah.

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It was like a phishing email.
That was like hey, this is the

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government and we need access to
your account so we can fix

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something.
Yeah, it comes to like the shit

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that Keith forwards me every day
in the middle of the box.

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Was that Connor that says we’re
going to shut down the website

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if we don’t and I’m like Keith
just look at the at extension as

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this came from fucking
Yugoslavia.

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It’s not actually Squarespace.
It was under his promotions tab

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exact male.
Probably God by promotions tab

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email.
You don’t deserve to be in

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government.
Yeah, that’s that’s why I think

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you should be you should have to
be licensed to get on the in

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when you swear in to be the
president.

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The fucking chief justice should
say to you if your hand is

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bigger than your face you have
cancer and he gets you then you

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have to you have to give it to
the next guy and gullible is

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written on the ceiling.
Yeah with this.

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It’s like for everyone in
government that got exposed

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during this.
I feel like they should have

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their email should only be
accessible by an assistant under

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the age of 30 years old to
filter through it and then show

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them what is relevant.
But old people need a young

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shithead on staff to say this is
what they’re going to meme of

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you if you do this and that
sounds like jokes, but it’s not

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a bad idea.
I’ve been saying it for years is

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they die.
They need to hire me in the

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office to blow Vape smoke in
there baby, boom and faces and

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advised them that they will be
turned into a disrespectful GIF

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if they have participated the
Thanksgiving celebration like

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you need that they just don’t
they can’t comprehend of this

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world, right?
The other thing that so wouldn’t

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see mouse got hacked a lot of
this stuff that he was saying.

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It’s also tied to the Hillary
campaign.

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He would say stuff like I mean,
he’s being very candid is what I

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mean to say by this he’s talking
about.

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He’s like, I don’t trust her
judgment.

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He said that she has like shit
judgment, right?

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We had shit judgment and it’s
just it makes every the whole

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thing.
They he looks like a real piece

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of shit.
I mean like a hard-ass dude like

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but he’s like fucking ruthless
Cutthroat in these emails.

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Yeah, then also the emails there
is quite a bit of stuff about

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pizza and food.
There’s some stuff.

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I mean for an Italian is that
Too much.

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I don’t know.
I don’t know it.

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So I mean for an Italian it
seems like a nominee.

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How many emails did they get?
It was thousands of emails

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right?
And if he’s a dude who

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communicates via email he’s
going to talk about if you were

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if you work in an office, I
mean, you just will have a lot

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of food based conversations.
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I’ve got so many menus in my
inbox and I’d all I was doing

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was you know overwriting a show
where we make fun of Cleopatra’s

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tits.
So I mean like yeah, I get it.

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Yeah, that’s a month before the
election which It’s like

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primates can’t fucking time.
Well, there’s a full moon as if

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you were calling.
That’s when we’re at our highest

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Powers.
It’s right before after

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Halloween.
So they’re real plumped up and

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ready to moan.
All those kids are slow and we

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just sugar crash in his just
easy to catch.

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Yeah, you know, yeah, but just
put a Snickers bar under a

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laundry hamper with a ruler next
to it and just yank next thing.

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You know, you’re in the money
you don’t have to spray on a

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full-size, you know, a fun size
right get them.

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It’s you know, they always talk
about the October surprise in

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politics, you know, right, you
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that’s what it is, right?
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Yeah your October surprise.
Yeah, and that I mean that could

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have been what they were trying
to pull here right?

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Because it did it did break
around that time.

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And when they when 4chan and
Reddit start going through these

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emails they find a few
references to pizza and cheese.

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I don’t know that does cheese
pizza even come up because the

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the way they made their initial
connection was Well, one of

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these email says pizza and also
pedophiles use the abbreviation

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CP or cheese pizza to describe
child porn.

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Yeah, and that already like
right in the beginning.

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That’s a big leap.
Yeah, hugely because they’re

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forgetting that cheese pizza is
also cheese pizza, right, you

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know hand-to-hand lick.
And what do you always see

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people eating when they’re
working in campaign offices lady

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to the night?
Yeah, basically from there this

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Theory just Of snowballs, they
get like neighboring businesses

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involved bands that played their
start getting called pedophiles.

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So on December 4th, Jay-Z’s
birthday Edgar Welch a 28 year

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old from North Carolina arrived
at Comet Ping Pong with a

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military style rifle and a
handgun fired the rifle once

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inside the store but didn’t
injure anyone so did even shoot

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the gun and he surrendered after
looking around and finding no

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evidence to support claims of
child slaves being held there

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interesting.
That’s funny and he’s just

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Undoing all the like token trays
in the fucking they gotta be in

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here somewhere.
Let’s talk about some of the

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coded words that allegedly
showed up in podesta’s emails.

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This is the email that is the
most cited.

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So this is of all the evidence
of pedophilia in these emails.

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This is the strongest and it’s
an email from a woman named

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Susan Sandler to John podesta,
and it reads the realtor found a

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handkerchief.
I think it has a map that seems

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Pizza related is it?
Yours they can send it if you

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want.
I know you’re busy.

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So feel free not to respond.
If it’s not yours or you don’t

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want it his reply.
It’s mine but not worth worrying

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about so there you have it
everybody John podesta fucks and

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eats children.
Well, yeah the map like what

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sort of weird Hogwarts kind of
like sneaking around operation

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or the pedophiles like what kind
of Scooby-Doo Shenanigans are

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they getting into that?
They have hand-drawn napkin Maps

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like even thinking about this
you would think well, why the

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fuck would he write it?
On a handkerchief.

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It was a realtor who found it
which implies that he’s in an

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empty home.
Yeah, that isn’t going to have a

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ton of paper and shit laying
around so he had the perfect

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place that affects many kids an
empty home exactly and then to

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make a map of your misdeed and
then just toss it on the ground

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after after the cheese pizza
thing.

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Another Reddit user comes in and
adds all of these other food

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terms that people should look
out for including hot dog, which

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Sequels boy that makes sense.
Okay Pizza the V.

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Yeah this triangular vagina.
Yeah.

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He’s just girl cheese little
girl – she’s a little girl.

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I don’t know I guess because
it’s fermented can one truly

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ever get in the head of a
pedophile without being one.

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I hope not who knows less.
He cracked up.

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Yeah.
We gotta find a drill ice cream

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is a male prostitute.
Sure Walnut is a person of color

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Mouse.
The third most common street

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name and I’m the fucking
continental US map equals semen

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and sauce equals orgy.
So now a lot of these I follow

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until you get to map.
Yeah that Yap equals seem also

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looking back at that sentence
realtor sending them an email

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that says hey, I found your hat
handkerchief covered in cum that

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I assume came from you.
Yakkung a little girl.

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Yeah come pick this up.
What what this also implies.

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Sighs and this is maybe the
biggest leap for me and I think

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this kind of blows it all wide
open that pedophiles are pulling

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out and blowing in a
handkerchief when we are dealing

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with, you know, presumably child
slaves that have had their

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fingerprints burned off that are
completely out of the social

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security system just isn’t in
The Ether, you know, lost souls

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any thinks well, I don’t want to
be rude it’s and he gets a cloth

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napkin he unfolded from his lap
and our let me just this is

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Tonight and I do get why map
would be Seaman because it’s

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what could tell kind of looks
like consummate them back to you

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back to you.
I was only thinking I find it

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outrageous to think that John
podesta was the one who had the

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Clinton Lewinsky scandal broke
to him first.

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He was the first person who got
news to that when he worked in

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the Clinton White House if
there’s any lesson to learn from

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the Lewinsky scandal is don’t
leave your come around.

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So yeah, according to that our
new code the the part of this

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email after the realtor found a
handkerchief is I think it has a

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seaman that Seems girl related
is it yours good girl related

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Stephen forces boy related
semen.

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I don’t know.
Maybe there’s more of it

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depending on which one you like
more.

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I know there’s glitter in it.
What I’m really into is the

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trauma, but I’ll take a boy if I
ever so now here’s another email

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from a guy named Jim steyer to
John and Mary podesta.

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Hey, John, we know you’re a true
master of Cuisine and you and we

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have appreciated that for years,
but Walnut sauce for the pasta.

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Harry please tell us the
straight story was the sauce

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actually very tasty now stop
there.

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That’s a weird email no matter
what the fuck they’re talking.

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Yeah females that are that that
that’s disqualifies you from

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governing me.
Yeah, that makes me not want you

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to be the kind of thing.
That’s so it seems like a hosted

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a party would say to someone
touching their arm in an odd way

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like to close and they’re like
some time but that so yeah

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Jack’s missing.
This is someone emailing the

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podesta’s though the yeah.
That’s like saying the John like

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Corner met a party drunk and
like this sounds very like

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seductive kind of come on does
right but if you if you isolate

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this if you’re already in the
mindset that oh, yeah, this

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pizza gate shits true and
they’re just uncovering so many

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Clues if you isolate this email
and put that fucking list of

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words above it.
You’re like, what is Walnut

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sauce pasta even a fucking
thing.

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Yeah, but then you read his
reply.

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It’s an amazing linger Ian dish
made with crushed walnuts made

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into a paste.
So stop being so California so

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now we’re these crushed people
of color even yeah.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Yeah, like well, this is just
reminding me.

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There’s a great jotaro’s a bit
where it talks about fancy

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restaurants ruined delicious
food by making it too.

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It’ll be like, okay, we got
these prawns.

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We’ve battered them.
We fry them till they’re golden

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brown on the outside and juicy
on the inside.

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We’ve sealed in all those
flavors and then we’re going to

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cover them in our peanut butter
chocolate sauce.

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You’re ruining it, you know,
it’s like it’s like a great

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pizza fancy beats and then you
have a fucking Walnut paste in

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there, I think each hit.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
I just love that crushed walnuts

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made into a paste.
So it’s just like they’re

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thinking it’s probably a Satanic
ritual.

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Yeah.
Yeah his Club hundred black

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children like to make it fucking
Philosopher’s Stone.

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What kind of let down lowary
whatever New Orleans slave

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torture chamber made into a
pasta dish but I do believe that

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aliens at some point in history
probably did Crush people in

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African people in eat their meat
their body.

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Well I get well if I eat enough
of them they gotta let me say

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the n word Yeah, exactly Sicily.
It’s like we don’t appreciate

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you coming in like Ra’s al Ghul
but with wanted to say the N

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word where he’s just like I need
more for the pit some go.

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So close.
I’m at the E.

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It’s also worth mentioning.
The podesta brothers were pretty

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famous in Washington circles for
their huge meals where they

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would cook Italian food.
Yes.

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Well, that’s the thing.
I did.

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I had to work with a bunch of
Italians and they never fucking

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shut up about it.
This sounds like yeah sounds

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like typical Italian Behavior to
me like these guys seem

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obsessed.
Good food and I’m like Tony

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podesta’s fat as fuck and John
podesta.

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Yeah is obsessed with running.
So he seems just like a

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psychotic obsessed guy who’s
just like and it’s a two-run and

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biggity eaten.
It’s all yeah, he seems like the

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kind of type A Nerd that would
want to work closely with

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Hillary Clinton.
It was what he seems like yeah,

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so they and if you’re in this
kind of business like running

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these big fancy campaign dinners
where you can fuck children

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right are just an important part
of the whole process.

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Also everyone gets Thank from
the treasure chest on their way

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out the door just one.
Also, you know fucking a bunch

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of kids makes you starving.
It’s very draining to drink the

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blood children.
And oh, yeah, you want some the

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car behind, you know, you need a
Gatorade to counteract all that

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salt.
Yeah plus of your like taking

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flights from the Philippines and
Thailand and Australia where

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you’re my last you’re going to
be tuckered out straight-up

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tuckered out.
Yeah so straight and that’s what

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I don’t want to say thee but one
of the grossest things about

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being a pedophile is just kids
don’t know.

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How hygiene Works, they don’t
know how to maintain their

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personal.
Yeah ecosystem of cleanliness

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and that’s just got to be the
worst kind of person to fuck is

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a child.
Yeah.

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That’s a great point.
It’s not size to you.

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It’s like when you go into an
elementary school and you try to

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pee in those tiny journals with
her manners are too low.

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It’s like that little teeny tiny
chairs and your fucking knees or

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next to your head like, yeah,
that’s all.

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Yeah, it all sounds really
inconvenient.

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Yeah talk about that, but
imagine fucking right.

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Like yeah hard pass for me now.
That’s why that’s why this show

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is so against pedophilia.
It’s wonderfully inconvenient

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from well, we’re actually brave
enough to take a stance on

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pedophilia much less an anti
stands very unpopular these

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days.
So let’s talk about James aleph

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antis and Comet Ping Pong itself
the way he gets wrapped up in

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this is even more fucking like
the link is so tenuous.

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There’s no it’s just because
they found this email from a

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levantus to John podesta.
Mmm.

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Hello some young lawyer type
friends of mine are hosting an

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Obama fundraiser at Comet Ping
Pong on Thursday night and then

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watching the debate should be
about a hundred fifty people in

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the raisin between 25 and 35
thousand dollars.

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Would you be willing to stop by
around 8 o’clock or so and make

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a little speech they and I would
be thrilled to have you of

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course.
I understand if you’re not

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available.
Also, I saw that you’re reading

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at politics and prose soon.
What can we do afterward?

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Would you like would you like to
have a dinner at my place big or

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small?
What do you think so clearly

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this guys fucking kids?
Yeah, and he wants to know if

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you wants a fat kid or not.
Yeah, like none of the code

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words are even in this.
Yeah.

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He doesn’t even say pizza and he
owns a fucking pizza place.

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I mean the thing that jumps out
to me the most is these just

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sound like old people emails
which is a very particular

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vernacular and he sounds like
he’s a friend of a person that

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is a little more famous than him
or is Kind of famous.

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Yeah, very busy and he’s just
trying to like ask him to do a

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thing.
But also like I know you’re

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busy.
So everyone will still be

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friends.
There’s nothing fucking weird

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about that email at all.
Now, there’s nothing where the

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whole reason basically they
target this guy is because

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mostly of maize worked as you
know, because I named elephant

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is sounds like some sort of
Hindu trickster God.

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Yeah.
That sounds satanic.

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Yeah.
He should be running a satanic

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church and not a ping-pong
shouldn’t he should be a he

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should be appearing in clouds.
Nightcrawler smoke to snatch

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Russian children when they don’t
do their chores is what it

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should be doing.
But I guess he’s a campaign man

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who wears a lot of capes but
he’s a gay man and he formerly

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dated David Brock the CEO of
Media Matters for America.

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Basically everybody who’s
mentioned.

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This story has a connection to a
progressive think tank or

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fundraising efforts for the
Democrat.

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So imagine that idea matters for
America.

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Yeah, and it’s funny because
it’s like with this this whole

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Theory, why would you ever want
to assassinate their character

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this theorem?
As we have how the you know like

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David Icke believes his enemies
are reptilian.

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I think that the whole reason
why people think these people

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are pedophiles is because they
can’t imagine someone being so

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evil as to be a Democrat unless
they also fucked kids right

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there.
Like this is the level of evil

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we’re dealing with and it’s like
yeah cuz you can’t just have

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little disagreements over
politics or policy is that

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people are fucking evil.
Yeah.

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So some of the other things they
use to tie this as you will

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enable one of the kids if you
oh, I love this if you Pull up

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that New York Times article you
get for free articles month.

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Don’t worry about it baby.
They actually have they have

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copies of the emails in there
and the 4chan post, but they

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also have this image that is
supposed to show satanic imagery

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in the Comet Ping Pong sign and
it’s just a crescent moon and a

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star.
Yeah.

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There’s so many other things you
could say that is those are just

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the things you use in The design
of your sign one.

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You can’t afford to hire
somebody to do it.

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Well, yeah like this place like
I got clip art of this why not

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this place clearly has like some
sort of like 50s sort of vibe we

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and it’s like two commas or an
outer space more stars and

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Crescent moons that seems
logical to think perhaps it’s

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just throw some of those on the
side.

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It’s also the thing I’ve never
understood and they got into it

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with Illuminati stuff to you
know, how they’re like, so these

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people are part of a worldwide
secret conspiracy, but they

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00:21:53,400 –> 00:21:55,600
can’t get Off of putting coded
images.

432
00:21:55,600 –> 00:21:58,300
Yeah to reflect that in all of
their things.

433
00:21:58,400 –> 00:22:02,600
Yeah, that’s always like yeah,
like one get like the Zodiac did

434
00:22:02,600 –> 00:22:05,500
that it like that’s pretty much
it and then now people assume

435
00:22:05,500 –> 00:22:08,300
everybody does it right?
Why would you advertise the way

436
00:22:08,300 –> 00:22:10,200
we like we want to keep this on
the hush-hush?

437
00:22:10,200 –> 00:22:10,700
Yeah.
I know.

438
00:22:10,700 –> 00:22:13,400
Yeah, I would look at it.
Yeah, bring it out.

439
00:22:13,400 –> 00:22:15,900
And then there is a thing.
I mean it’s kind of a virgin

440
00:22:15,900 –> 00:22:18,600
because there’s nothing in a
used to be with gay culture

441
00:22:18,600 –> 00:22:20,800
where they had handkerchief
codes you’ve heard of that

442
00:22:20,800 –> 00:22:23,000
right?
I believe so if you’re going to

443
00:22:23,000 –> 00:22:25,000
maybe like a sex Glaber an orgy
or party.

444
00:22:25,000 –> 00:22:27,800
I’m just picturing the the cast
of Hidden figures coming up

445
00:22:27,800 –> 00:22:31,600
breaking the code, you know,
just the room full of black

446
00:22:31,600 –> 00:22:33,100
women with their pens and
pencils gone.

447
00:22:33,300 –> 00:22:36,200
All right, so I’m pretty sure
three shakes is a blowjob but

448
00:22:36,200 –> 00:22:38,600
don’t let’s just work on that
right now.

449
00:22:38,700 –> 00:22:40,600
I bet Alan Turing broke it
first.

450
00:22:40,600 –> 00:22:41,500
He’s it probably.
Oh, yeah.

451
00:22:41,500 –> 00:22:43,400
He was yeah, it was a gay
codebreaker.

452
00:22:43,800 –> 00:22:48,100
No, I meant was big and I had a
lot of codes and shit.

453
00:22:48,100 –> 00:22:50,800
I was all into.
Oh really happens with code guy.

454
00:22:50,800 –> 00:22:53,800
I wanted to do a decoder ring
for unpop subscribe.

455
00:22:54,000 –> 00:22:56,800
But it was too much hassle.
Yeah, because I didn’t want one

456
00:22:56,800 –> 00:22:59,300
you could break on the internet.
I wanted to like make a code.

457
00:22:59,300 –> 00:23:01,900
It’s fucking you can do that
said it was worried about the

458
00:23:01,900 –> 00:23:04,100
color of the handkerchief.
So you’d wear a yellow one to

459
00:23:04,100 –> 00:23:06,500
mean you’re into passports.
We’re like black and white

460
00:23:06,500 –> 00:23:08,500
checkered one Dominion.
I don’t think them how and I

461
00:23:08,900 –> 00:23:11,100
don’t need your into Spa.
Yes.

462
00:23:11,100 –> 00:23:14,500
I don’t think n Bits by proxy or
and I don’t want a trombone in

463
00:23:14,500 –> 00:23:17,700
my but I don’t think pedophiles
do that to tell kids.

464
00:23:17,700 –> 00:23:21,200
What type of kids are into?
Yeah these people as a sort of I

465
00:23:21,200 –> 00:23:23,100
think they’re picking up on that
idea.

466
00:23:23,100 –> 00:23:25,000
I think that’s sort.
Out of is in their head as a

467
00:23:25,000 –> 00:23:26,100
model.
Oh, yeah.

468
00:23:26,100 –> 00:23:28,200
Oh perverts.
It was right.

469
00:23:28,200 –> 00:23:31,300
They would they would deem
perverts use handkerchiefs to

470
00:23:31,400 –> 00:23:33,400
well.
No one noticed when I see the

471
00:23:33,400 –> 00:23:35,300
colored handkerchief.
I’m just like, oh no this guy

472
00:23:35,300 –> 00:23:38,700
thinks he’s cool everybody runs.
Start talking about what tobacco

473
00:23:38,700 –> 00:23:41,300
or something.
Yeah, if you’re still carrying a

474
00:23:41,500 –> 00:23:43,700
handkerchief, there’s something
wrong with you.

475
00:23:43,800 –> 00:23:46,600
There was apparently a set of
identifying symbols that

476
00:23:46,600 –> 00:23:49,600
pedophiles use that was released
by the FBI.

477
00:23:49,600 –> 00:23:53,100
And in that same article they
have those symbols.

478
00:23:53,900 –> 00:23:56,500
I’m actually skipping ahead.
But let’s talk about him anyway

479
00:23:56,600 –> 00:24:01,600
and people claim that nearby
businesses use similar symbols.

480
00:24:01,600 –> 00:24:05,600
And ironically the weakest one
is the Comet Ping Pong

481
00:24:05,600 –> 00:24:07,600
comparison.
That doesn’t look Yeah, yeah

482
00:24:07,600 –> 00:24:09,800
shit like the little boy lover
symbol.

483
00:24:09,900 –> 00:24:12,800
The one is just a heart.
So there’s going to be a

484
00:24:12,800 –> 00:24:14,900
neighboring business with a
fucking heart and it’s low but

485
00:24:14,900 –> 00:24:16,700
look, well the Girl Scouts of
America logo.

486
00:24:16,800 –> 00:24:17,600
Yeah.
Well, there’s like, yeah,

487
00:24:17,608 –> 00:24:20,200
there’s this little like Legend
they’ve made of like clipart

488
00:24:20,200 –> 00:24:24,500
symbols and these and this isn’t
even in looking at that one.

489
00:24:24,700 –> 00:24:28,100
It’s just an icon that’s found
on that business’s website.

490
00:24:28,100 –> 00:24:32,100
It’s not even and they just look
like badges you get in the early

491
00:24:32,100 –> 00:24:35,900
but fucking hours of a Pokemon
game like he’s like, wow the

492
00:24:35,900 –> 00:24:39,900
triangle badge.
Use rocks now like fantastic.

493
00:24:40,000 –> 00:24:44,500
So that part is absurd it’s a
bit bizarre because the whole

494
00:24:44,500 –> 00:24:48,500
thing is, you know, obviously
bizarre but to just think that

495
00:24:48,600 –> 00:24:50,800
it’s one thing to say, maybe
this business is run by a

496
00:24:50,800 –> 00:24:53,400
pedophile.
Maybe they do sexed up here but

497
00:24:53,400 –> 00:24:56,700
to think of that an entire block
of businesses are evolving.

498
00:24:56,900 –> 00:25:01,000
Yeah, like the Better Business
Bureau is like, okay, we have a

499
00:25:01,000 –> 00:25:04,100
historic Chinatown.
We have this neighborhood which

500
00:25:04,100 –> 00:25:06,300
is, you know known for a lot of
lawmakers then we have the

501
00:25:06,300 –> 00:25:08,300
pedophile.
Order down on Third Street.

502
00:25:08,300 –> 00:25:10,100
Yeah, and that’s where all the
pedophile own business a

503
00:25:10,100 –> 00:25:11,600
pedophile District.
Yeah.

504
00:25:11,600 –> 00:25:13,600
Yeah, then a pedo pedo
neighborhood.

505
00:25:13,600 –> 00:25:16,900
What color would that light the
pitot head the Retro the fuck

506
00:25:16,900 –> 00:25:24,600
and then I read for A Night Like
This This is it.

507
00:25:25,500 –> 00:25:28,300
Your brain is much more awake
than my understand the training.

508
00:25:28,300 –> 00:25:30,500
I’ve gone through over the over
the over the summer time of just

509
00:25:30,500 –> 00:25:34,000
writing to me and things
television now, I’m just I’m on

510
00:25:34,000 –> 00:25:36,300
fi get you either pedophilia
juk.

511
00:25:36,300 –> 00:25:40,500
I’m there in a jiffy bitch.
So let’s talk about this other

512
00:25:40,500 –> 00:25:45,500
picture again same article, but
it’s also everywhere on the

513
00:25:45,500 –> 00:25:47,900
internet.
This is a picture that was

514
00:25:47,900 –> 00:25:53,500
posted all over the place as the
caption would say Obama at Comet

515
00:25:53,500 –> 00:25:57,200
Ping Pong and it could not more
clearly clearly.

516
00:25:57,200 –> 00:26:00,600
Yeah Obama playing ping-pong in
the white house because it’s

517
00:26:00,600 –> 00:26:04,500
like in a cathedral sized
hallway where everyone’s wearing

518
00:26:04,500 –> 00:26:07,900
suits not to tip a bit
overdressed for a ping-pong

519
00:26:07,900 –> 00:26:09,400
restaurant.
Sure.

520
00:26:09,400 –> 00:26:14,900
Like they are in a mausoleum or
a museum or the lighthouse.

521
00:26:14,900 –> 00:26:18,200
It’s just a shot from the remake
of Forrest Gump that’s got blown

522
00:26:18,200 –> 00:26:22,700
out of proportion and it’s yeah,
it’s just Like a main foyer area

523
00:26:22,700 –> 00:26:25,200
in the White House in this
article.

524
00:26:25,200 –> 00:26:29,400
They have a wide shot of it.
They also have there is this

525
00:26:29,400 –> 00:26:33,400
picture is hanging in the White
House and the owner of Comet

526
00:26:33,400 –> 00:26:36,100
Ping Pong visited the White
House at one point because he

527
00:26:36,100 –> 00:26:38,500
does have like connections to
the Democratic.

528
00:26:38,500 –> 00:26:42,100
He lives in Washington DC.
Yeah, it does fundraisers That’s

529
00:26:42,100 –> 00:26:44,600
like fucking that’s how
restaurants there make their

530
00:26:44,600 –> 00:26:46,000
money.
Like it’s if you look at like

531
00:26:46,000 –> 00:26:49,500
the schedule of like Washington
DC restaurants, there’s so many

532
00:26:49,500 –> 00:26:51,900
like fundraising.
That’s like little shitty things

533
00:26:51,900 –> 00:26:55,700
like some comptroller has to
fucking get 20 nerves together

534
00:26:55,700 –> 00:26:59,000
to toast to tracking progress
and then they make 8,000 not

535
00:26:59,000 –> 00:27:00,900
like it’s a yeah, it’s like a
ringer event.

536
00:27:00,900 –> 00:27:04,500
It’s basically yeah parties here
or like award show parties or

537
00:27:04,500 –> 00:27:06,100
something.
It’s like yeah, if you thought

538
00:27:06,100 –> 00:27:09,500
that a restaurant was tied up in
be like they’re so Hollywood

539
00:27:09,500 –> 00:27:10,900
because they ever had a wrap
party there.

540
00:27:10,900 –> 00:27:13,100
Yeah.
And so what by the way, those

541
00:27:13,100 –> 00:27:15,400
are at parties were the actual
pedophiles are Hollywood,

542
00:27:15,400 –> 00:27:19,800
California, they’re everywhere.
And so what actually happened he

543
00:27:19,800 –> 00:27:22,600
was visiting White House, and
this picture is hanging on the

544
00:27:22,608 –> 00:27:25,300
wall at somewhere in the white
house somewhere with fucking

545
00:27:25,300 –> 00:27:30,500
wood paneling is exactly don’t
punch Executives Executives roll

546
00:27:30,500 –> 00:27:33,200
up to the after-party with a car
seat in the back.

547
00:27:33,400 –> 00:27:38,900
No child of their own to speak
up just in case and the owner of

548
00:27:38,900 –> 00:27:43,100
Comet Ping Pong seeing a picture
of Obama playing ping pong

549
00:27:43,300 –> 00:27:45,800
hanging in the White House took
a picture and put it on his

550
00:27:45,800 –> 00:27:50,300
Instagram and that ended up
getting circulated as Obama.

551
00:27:50,500 –> 00:27:54,500
That Comet Ping Pong, which yeah
as if you posted a picture of

552
00:27:54,500 –> 00:28:00,600
Obama podcasting exactly now and
I goddamn fucking eats babies.

553
00:28:01,900 –> 00:28:06,100
There is also a picture that
circulated of what people called

554
00:28:06,100 –> 00:28:12,200
The Underground kill room.
Yeah, which is a big granted.

555
00:28:12,300 –> 00:28:14,700
It’s a the honeymoon suites of
comic pink pom.

556
00:28:14,700 –> 00:28:17,200
Yeah.
It is a creepy-looking cooler.

557
00:28:17,400 –> 00:28:20,300
Yeah, but if you’ve ever worked
in a kind of kitchen arrest

558
00:28:20,700 –> 00:28:23,200
That’s just what they fucking
like like this looks like a room

559
00:28:23,200 –> 00:28:25,500
where I counted the money at
Ross Dress for Less.

560
00:28:25,800 –> 00:28:28,900
Yeah, and they would play your
kisses on my list the bird and

561
00:28:28,908 –> 00:28:32,500
the bee version really loud and
it you that’s a good version of

562
00:28:32,500 –> 00:28:33,800
that.
It’s a wonderful version but

563
00:28:33,800 –> 00:28:35,900
it’s pretty sad when you’re
sitting under a fluorescent

564
00:28:35,900 –> 00:28:38,200
light count more money than
you’ll ever have for the man.

565
00:28:39,100 –> 00:28:41,700
You know that Sarah’s sister
wrote that song The Sarah of

566
00:28:41,700 –> 00:28:46,400
Sarah so really who’s dating,
you know, haul his her sister

567
00:28:46,400 –> 00:28:47,500
Road.
That’s I was the only song she

568
00:28:47,500 –> 00:28:49,300
was first song.
She ever wrote she didn’t die of

569
00:28:49,300 –> 00:28:51,500
cancer very young.
Blue background on that.

570
00:28:51,500 –> 00:28:53,600
Oh, sorry for two incidents.
Yeah funny.

571
00:28:54,400 –> 00:28:57,500
So yeah, this is actually a
picture that again the owner of

572
00:28:57,500 –> 00:29:00,200
Comet Ping Pong posted on his
Instagram.

573
00:29:00,600 –> 00:29:04,300
It’s a cooler from a another
restaurant that he was thinking

574
00:29:04,300 –> 00:29:07,100
of leasing.
Yeah and Comet Ping Pong

575
00:29:07,100 –> 00:29:10,400
actually doesn’t have a walk-in
cooler because he owns a

576
00:29:10,408 –> 00:29:14,200
business two doors down that
does have a walk-in cooler and

577
00:29:14,200 –> 00:29:18,200
he just stores their shit.
They’re so not only is it not a

578
00:29:18,200 –> 00:29:22,500
kill room under a Place, it’s
not even under the fucking pizza

579
00:29:22,500 –> 00:29:24,300
place.
Yeah one also if you had a

580
00:29:24,300 –> 00:29:27,400
killer room, I imagine one of
the last things you do with said

581
00:29:27,400 –> 00:29:29,900
kill room is Instagram.
It was yeah.

582
00:29:30,200 –> 00:29:34,500
Yeah that that oh I snapchatted
my meth lab like, I don’t know

583
00:29:34,500 –> 00:29:37,600
like what point do you start
assigning some small amount of

584
00:29:37,600 –> 00:29:41,000
credit to someone who allegedly
has a massive underground

585
00:29:41,000 –> 00:29:44,600
network of pizza themed child
sex slaves.

586
00:29:44,700 –> 00:29:45,900
Yeah.
What point do you think maybe

587
00:29:45,900 –> 00:29:49,100
this guy who’s a high-ranking
political operative might have

588
00:29:49,100 –> 00:29:52,900
the organizational?
Savvy to not post a picture of

589
00:29:52,900 –> 00:29:56,600
his kid murder Tory exactly or
if you’re a Savvy enough to

590
00:29:56,600 –> 00:29:59,900
start a business in DC and run a
restaurant and stuff.

591
00:30:00,100 –> 00:30:01,500
Fuck.
Wait, did I post a picture of

592
00:30:01,500 –> 00:30:02,400
that kill room?
Yeah.

593
00:30:02,400 –> 00:30:03,300
Yeah.
Well, yeah.

594
00:30:03,300 –> 00:30:05,200
Also I’m keeping my web presence
pretty clean.

595
00:30:05,200 –> 00:30:08,100
It’s like my bread is buttered
by dumb fundraisers, you know?

596
00:30:08,100 –> 00:30:11,000
Yeah for sure if your Instagram
is just full of like, you know

597
00:30:11,000 –> 00:30:13,400
the shit that I would post then
even then I don’t want to

598
00:30:13,400 –> 00:30:15,900
fucking a my shit at that guy’s
ping pong Place.

599
00:30:15,900 –> 00:30:17,800
Yeah.
So let’s talk about the last

600
00:30:17,800 –> 00:30:21,800
part of this which is probably
the craziest Part o the other

601
00:30:21,800 –> 00:30:24,000
thing we want to mention if you
want to talk about the Dennis

602
00:30:24,000 –> 00:30:25,800
hastert stuff after this third.
Oh, yeah.

603
00:30:25,800 –> 00:30:27,300
All right.
The Roseanne Barr don’t have

604
00:30:27,300 –> 00:30:30,000
time but I did throw some other
things in there that are yeah,

605
00:30:30,000 –> 00:30:33,400
we’ll have time cool.
So yeah, I lied not the last

606
00:30:33,400 –> 00:30:37,300
thing we’ll talk about the
penultimate but let’s talk about

607
00:30:37,300 –> 00:30:41,300
Madeleine McCann does everyone
remember that story?

608
00:30:41,300 –> 00:30:45,800
Yeah, adorable little British
girl went missing and Portugal

609
00:30:45,900 –> 00:30:49,800
and while her parents their
parents left this little girl

610
00:30:49,800 –> 00:30:53,700
she was with Three or four and a
hotel and a little Hotel

611
00:30:53,800 –> 00:30:57,300
Apartment that they were renting
and Portugal and they left their

612
00:30:57,300 –> 00:31:00,600
to other babies or one of their
baby their to I don’t think they

613
00:31:00,600 –> 00:31:04,600
were all babies like yeah for
some older kids did other than

614
00:31:04,600 –> 00:31:09,100
other kids were in the apartment
and we’re not abducted but that

615
00:31:09,100 –> 00:31:11,500
basically their whole parents
Behavior came under scrutiny was

616
00:31:11,500 –> 00:31:13,900
a huge War where this case
because they’re like who leaves

617
00:31:13,900 –> 00:31:16,100
their kids alone?
Yeah convict.

618
00:31:16,100 –> 00:31:19,500
Meanwhile they were I think a
hundred and fifty feet away.

619
00:31:19,600 –> 00:31:22,100
Yeah.
And the kids were still in view

620
00:31:22,100 –> 00:31:24,200
of the parents.
They were eating at a restaurant

621
00:31:24,200 –> 00:31:26,500
that was literally outside their
door.

622
00:31:26,500 –> 00:31:28,800
Yes.
Yeah, and yeah, it turned into a

623
00:31:28,800 –> 00:31:31,200
bunch of scrutiny on the parents
and there have been all these

624
00:31:31,200 –> 00:31:35,000
theories over the years but no
one knows where Madeleine McCann

625
00:31:35,000 –> 00:31:39,800
is because she’s in the kill
room under Comet Ping Pong pizza

626
00:31:39,900 –> 00:31:43,100
because John and Tony podesta.
Got to yeah, duh.

627
00:31:43,100 –> 00:31:46,300
I mean if you look into this,
there’s also there was a another

628
00:31:46,300 –> 00:31:50,500
wealthy man who lived close to
that area who is rumored to have

629
00:31:50,500 –> 00:31:53,400
been a pedophile who’s
investigated and they searched

630
00:31:53,400 –> 00:31:57,100
her on his property.
But the main crazy thing about

631
00:31:57,100 –> 00:32:00,500
this case is that so, you know,
obviously British detectives

632
00:32:01,100 –> 00:32:04,100
interviewed hundreds of people
who are around that area and

633
00:32:04,100 –> 00:32:07,900
then they came up with these
sort of composite images.

634
00:32:07,900 –> 00:32:10,600
I guess you would say the E fits
their electronic facial

635
00:32:10,600 –> 00:32:14,900
identification technique photos
and they posted these two photos

636
00:32:14,900 –> 00:32:18,400
and they put them on the news
and they look they look a whole

637
00:32:18,400 –> 00:32:24,400
lot like fucking Brother, it’s
like that early internet image

638
00:32:24,400 –> 00:32:27,600
of that.
I think he’s an l a news anchor.

639
00:32:27,600 –> 00:32:29,400
Oh, yeah.
He’s reporting The Wanted

640
00:32:29,400 –> 00:32:31,400
rapist.
Yeah reporting on the rapist in

641
00:32:31,400 –> 00:32:34,500
the fucking composite looks I
want to say it’s like Mark Brown

642
00:32:34,500 –> 00:32:36,100
or something.
But yeah, I watched that guy on

643
00:32:36,100 –> 00:32:38,100
my morning news growing up.
Yeah.

644
00:32:38,400 –> 00:32:42,100
I think he just like he retired
recently if he’s not still doing

645
00:32:42,100 –> 00:32:42,300
it.
Yeah.

646
00:32:42,300 –> 00:32:45,100
I haven’t seen Kate.
I don’t have TV anymore 17 KTLA

647
00:32:45,100 –> 00:32:47,800
and forever, but Sam Rubin did
read one of my jokes on the

648
00:32:47,800 –> 00:32:49,700
show.
I was even one of the only times

649
00:32:49,700 –> 00:32:52,900
I’ve been Our struck as I was
like that’s the Sam Rubin.

650
00:32:53,300 –> 00:32:55,500
I was fucking blown away.
He idea of the my Twitter is

651
00:32:55,500 –> 00:32:56,900
very nice.
That’s awesome.

652
00:32:57,600 –> 00:33:00,700
So yeah, these two pictures do
look like John and Tony podesta

653
00:33:00,700 –> 00:33:02,400
Uncle.
Yeah, they look at like if you

654
00:33:02,400 –> 00:33:07,700
imported them into a like a
golden eye and 64 mod disprove

655
00:33:07,700 –> 00:33:10,400
that the what I remember reading
some rumors, but of probably of

656
00:33:10,400 –> 00:33:14,000
an incredible source that these
guys were in Portugal at that

657
00:33:14,000 –> 00:33:16,700
time.
The I have that in the notes.

658
00:33:16,700 –> 00:33:20,200
The only source that says they
are they were in poor.

659
00:33:20,400 –> 00:33:27,600
Hugo was listed as FBI Anon and
quoted in Victorious libertas,

660
00:33:27,600 –> 00:33:31,000
which is a conspiracy site that
also believes the Queen of

661
00:33:31,000 –> 00:33:34,200
England is a reptilian any time
you see a non, you know, like

662
00:33:34,400 –> 00:33:38,100
this is yeah, but the and well
that would just be that was just

663
00:33:38,700 –> 00:33:42,000
that was a storytelling device
on 4chan is like he’d say like

664
00:33:42,100 –> 00:33:44,900
you do a green text thread where
you tell a story like, oh the

665
00:33:44,900 –> 00:33:48,600
times you were uncomfortable in
class like a non just called the

666
00:33:48,600 –> 00:33:50,200
teacher Mom.
That’s what you would put in and

667
00:33:50,300 –> 00:33:52,700
stead of your name and then it
just became this little fucking

668
00:33:52,700 –> 00:33:55,200
crazy thing and it’s funny just
for me to see all the shit in

669
00:33:55,208 –> 00:33:57,600
the news now be like, this is
just what they use to talk about

670
00:33:57,600 –> 00:34:00,100
not being able to communicate
with girls very well.

671
00:34:00,500 –> 00:34:04,900
And now it is National pedophile
news and FBI and the other the

672
00:34:04,900 –> 00:34:08,600
other thing about it those two
pictures aren’t of two dudes.

673
00:34:09,000 –> 00:34:12,500
They are separate witness
accounts of the same person.

674
00:34:12,900 –> 00:34:15,100
Oh, yeah.
So these guys they fused before

675
00:34:15,100 –> 00:34:17,199
they did this, right?
Yeah, then that on there, you

676
00:34:17,199 –> 00:34:20,199
know potara earrings and they
became one man who abducted a

677
00:34:20,400 –> 00:34:23,600
Hold yes, it’s an animorph shit.
I don’t even Luminosity

678
00:34:23,600 –> 00:34:27,500
technology that that amused a
few of the people listening but

679
00:34:27,500 –> 00:34:32,300
not most of them and those two
separate Witnesses described the

680
00:34:32,300 –> 00:34:34,900
man.
They saw as white aged between

681
00:34:34,900 –> 00:34:39,699
20 and 40 with short brown hair
of medium build medium height

682
00:34:39,699 –> 00:34:44,800
and clean-shaven in 2007.
Tony podesta was 64 and John

683
00:34:44,800 –> 00:34:47,300
podesta was 58.
Why do you think they look so

684
00:34:47,300 –> 00:34:49,800
young Adam?
If only there is a tonic that

685
00:34:49,800 –> 00:34:54,100
was for I’ve been to most men
but he resistible to a select

686
00:34:54,100 –> 00:34:55,300
few.
Of course.

687
00:34:55,300 –> 00:34:58,100
They look 20 years old.
They’re all hopped up on eight

688
00:34:58,100 –> 00:35:01,900
year old boy Alex Jones real
snake.

689
00:35:02,800 –> 00:35:06,000
I was even really doing Alex
Alex Jones fan.

690
00:35:07,600 –> 00:35:11,800
So yeah, that’s they got the
real Go-Go juice from those the

691
00:35:11,800 –> 00:35:16,400
Madeleine McCann angle is not
that credible just because those

692
00:35:16,400 –> 00:35:19,400
two picture and even then and
again, what about all those like

693
00:35:19,900 –> 00:35:21,200
that?
We’ll just terrible stories

694
00:35:21,200 –> 00:35:23,100
about those little girls going
missing the little black girls

695
00:35:23,100 –> 00:35:25,100
going missing everywhere.
It’s like no one wants to give

696
00:35:25,100 –> 00:35:27,800
them some ink by saying they’re
in the pedophile down, you know,

697
00:35:27,800 –> 00:35:30,700
we might have we might we might
circulate the pictures a little

698
00:35:30,700 –> 00:35:33,400
more the very least, you know,
you might get a few leads on

699
00:35:33,400 –> 00:35:36,500
that false positive like would
be that would be Walnut cheese

700
00:35:36,500 –> 00:35:38,400
and that’s kind of thing.
Only vegans are in 2001.

701
00:35:41,000 –> 00:35:43,400
That was pretty good one.
Good job.

702
00:35:43,400 –> 00:35:45,400
That’s not tired.
I’ve been working at the old

703
00:35:45,400 –> 00:35:47,100
weed farm and I am so fucking
tired.

704
00:35:47,100 –> 00:35:49,900
It’s like the only good show
could come up with that’s my

705
00:35:49,900 –> 00:35:52,900
mother’s a pedophile but he
keeps making nut based Cheese’s

706
00:35:53,100 –> 00:35:54,800
she tried to convince me or
fine.

707
00:35:55,300 –> 00:35:58,800
So Laura you added some stuff to
the notes Yeah Yeah.

708
00:35:58,800 –> 00:36:01,000
So basically one of the other
things that came about this and

709
00:36:01,000 –> 00:36:04,700
this is recently so this is kind
of debunked in 2017, but on

710
00:36:04,700 –> 00:36:09,100
March 31st Roseanne Barr tweeted
about Trump.

711
00:36:09,200 –> 00:36:11,600
This is kind of connecting Trump
the pizza gate and she said

712
00:36:11,600 –> 00:36:14,700
President Trump has freed so
many children held in bondage to

713
00:36:14,700 –> 00:36:17,200
pimps all over this world
hundreds each month.

714
00:36:17,200 –> 00:36:19,800
He’s broken up trafficking rings
in high places everywhere.

715
00:36:20,400 –> 00:36:23,600
Is that I disagree on some
things but give him the benefit

716
00:36:23,600 –> 00:36:26,000
of the doubt for now.
So basically there is an

717
00:36:26,000 –> 00:36:29,600
emerging theory that the whole
Robert Mueller investigation is

718
00:36:29,600 –> 00:36:33,100
to distract the people from the
back that Donald Trump has

719
00:36:33,100 –> 00:36:36,000
broken up all of these pedophile
rains across the globe sure and

720
00:36:36,000 –> 00:36:39,800
he’s the one who’s responsible
for it was that Omnibus spending

721
00:36:39,800 –> 00:36:43,500
bill was they thought that was
related to enhancing the budgets

722
00:36:43,500 –> 00:36:45,900
of the military because so they
could go break up these pedo

723
00:36:45,900 –> 00:36:49,100
Rigs and Roseanne Barr had
previously stated we years and

724
00:36:49,100 –> 00:36:52,800
years ago when she was even more
Bonkers crazy that she tried to

725
00:36:52,800 –> 00:36:55,400
claim that her parents had
molested her as a kid, right

726
00:36:55,400 –> 00:36:58,300
then her sister says that that’s
just soundly untrue and I think

727
00:36:58,300 –> 00:37:02,100
she sort of detracted some of
that sense but she’s sort of

728
00:37:02,100 –> 00:37:04,400
obsessed with pedophile
conspiracies.

729
00:37:04,800 –> 00:37:10,000
And yeah, so this crazy site
called Liberty claim that by the

730
00:37:10,000 –> 00:37:13,000
second month of trump presidency
police had arrested 15 hundred

731
00:37:13,000 –> 00:37:15,700
criminals Nationwide who are
connected with these pedophile

732
00:37:15,700 –> 00:37:18,500
rings and that there are
suspicions that not only Holly

733
00:37:18,500 –> 00:37:20,200
was involved in a pedophile
rings.

734
00:37:20,400 –> 00:37:25,100
But also politician so bar was
tweeting about this with the

735
00:37:25,100 –> 00:37:27,600
hashtag Speedo gate and pizza
gate.

736
00:37:28,300 –> 00:37:29,800
Yeah.
Well a lot of people don’t know

737
00:37:29,800 –> 00:37:32,900
that the pedophile Rings it
could uses a cloud of green

738
00:37:32,900 –> 00:37:35,200
energy that takes the form of a
windowless van.

739
00:37:36,200 –> 00:37:39,200
That’s very very powerful tool
in their Arsenal.

740
00:37:39,200 –> 00:37:40,900
Yeah.
Yeah, when you when you care

741
00:37:40,900 –> 00:37:42,700
they sell those at say oh, well,
what did you see?

742
00:37:42,700 –> 00:37:44,900
The Roseanne Barr Vice thing
with it’s a what’s Roseanne

743
00:37:44,900 –> 00:37:47,400
doing now, and she’s basically
just change painting in the

744
00:37:47,400 –> 00:37:49,500
Hollywood Hills.
Just looking at old pictures of

745
00:37:49,500 –> 00:37:51,800
when she was on television.
Television going like yeah, I

746
00:37:51,800 –> 00:37:55,200
mean, I got a lot of time to do
stuff now, but I’m pretty pretty

747
00:37:55,200 –> 00:37:59,100
sad like you have a nut farm in
Hawaii problem fucking because

748
00:37:59,600 –> 00:38:03,700
she’s got a nut farm in a
fucking skull kids are nuts.

749
00:38:09,900 –> 00:38:14,500
Oh, yeah Simmons Family Jewels
Arab reality show one of the

750
00:38:14,508 –> 00:38:16,600
best bad reality shows ever the
Gene Simmons.

751
00:38:16,600 –> 00:38:20,100
I watched every anyone heard of
this.

752
00:38:20,300 –> 00:38:24,800
Dorm conspiracy, that’s like the
queue and on conspiracy that

753
00:38:25,100 –> 00:38:28,800
it’s kind of what Roseanne is
talking about also, and it

754
00:38:28,800 –> 00:38:33,400
basically says that Trump is
actually it’s kind of the same

755
00:38:33,400 –> 00:38:35,100
way to talk about q and on in
this.

756
00:38:35,100 –> 00:38:39,200
Yeah, and but what they say is
that Trump early in his campaign

757
00:38:39,200 –> 00:38:43,200
discovered that Democrats were
actually tied to Russia and all

758
00:38:43,200 –> 00:38:46,900
this nefarious shit.
Yeah, and that he wants the

759
00:38:46,900 –> 00:38:50,400
molar probe to continue and he’s
just pretending to not Be

760
00:38:50,400 –> 00:38:53,600
friends with Russia because he
knows it’s going to take down

761
00:38:53,700 –> 00:38:59,200
all of these Democrats and
what’s funny about it is one of

762
00:38:59,200 –> 00:39:01,800
the things that they’ve been
saying actually they said this

763
00:39:01,800 –> 00:39:04,400
would happen in November of last
year.

764
00:39:04,600 –> 00:39:08,000
And now it’s November this year,
but there was this I think they

765
00:39:08,000 –> 00:39:11,500
called it 10 days of darkness
Theory where all of a sudden all

766
00:39:11,500 –> 00:39:15,500
these news outlets would just go
black and then that would be the

767
00:39:15,500 –> 00:39:20,000
signal and it would never go
back that obviously.

768
00:39:20,300 –> 00:39:23,000
And also that would be the
signal that Trump was starting

769
00:39:23,000 –> 00:39:27,700
this counter-coup against the
Deep State and the left who is

770
00:39:27,700 –> 00:39:30,100
going to try to swipe right I
got you.

771
00:39:30,200 –> 00:39:35,200
And right now this is this is
Pierce bet no one.

772
00:39:35,400 –> 00:39:38,100
I don’t know what the fuck’s
going on with this but this is

773
00:39:38,100 –> 00:39:42,200
an actual thing that happened on
November 8th Mitch McConnell had

774
00:39:42,200 –> 00:39:46,000
a meeting with Rupert Murdoch
and since that meeting and it

775
00:39:46,000 –> 00:39:48,600
was after hours at the Capitol
is like a secret meeting, but

776
00:39:48,600 –> 00:39:50,000
there are pictures of him going
in.

777
00:39:50,200 –> 00:39:53,800
Yeah, since that meeting Fox
News hasn’t tweeted anything

778
00:39:54,100 –> 00:39:57,900
Jill Stein hasn’t tweeted
anything Wikileaks hasn’t

779
00:39:57,900 –> 00:40:01,000
tweeted The National Enquirer
hasn’t tweeted.

780
00:40:01,000 –> 00:40:05,500
Like everyone has just gone dark
since that meeting and this is a

781
00:40:05,500 –> 00:40:08,500
recent.
Yeah, like if we the they’ll

782
00:40:08,500 –> 00:40:13,200
probably break my theory now,
but you go like as of this

783
00:40:13,200 –> 00:40:18,700
morning still if you go on Fox
News Twitter because why

784
00:40:18,700 –> 00:40:20,100
wouldn’t you I was shocked at
first.

785
00:40:20,300 –> 00:40:24,000
Fox News stood back behind CNN
about that press credentials.

786
00:40:24,000 –> 00:40:26,000
Did you see that?
They like that come up?

787
00:40:26,100 –> 00:40:28,100
Well, here’s fucking
flabbergasted.

788
00:40:28,100 –> 00:40:32,200
Here’s the thing and they also
yeah see February or November

789
00:40:32,200 –> 00:40:34,800
8th.
Last time Fox News has tweeted.

790
00:40:34,800 –> 00:40:38,800
Oh and if you go look at a but
Matt drudges the pin tweet know.

791
00:40:38,900 –> 00:40:41,100
Okay.
Wow, there you go and Matt

792
00:40:41,100 –> 00:40:44,800
drudge deleted all of his tweets
really only tweets one thing at

793
00:40:44,800 –> 00:40:47,300
a time and then takes it down
right isn’t that his thing but

794
00:40:47,300 –> 00:40:50,100
he well he had some tweets up
and he he took down.

795
00:40:50,300 –> 00:40:55,400
Fuck and one of the earth one of
their theories if it’s not this

796
00:40:55,400 –> 00:40:57,400
counter-coup, which I think is
unlikely.

797
00:40:57,500 –> 00:41:00,000
Yeah, I don’t think it’s the
pizza gate thing.

798
00:41:00,400 –> 00:41:04,400
But and this was on an article
in an article on dailykos.

799
00:41:04,400 –> 00:41:08,700
Cos I like how do you pronounce
that and they’re one of their in

800
00:41:08,700 –> 00:41:11,300
this is just speculation what
they’re thinking might be

801
00:41:11,300 –> 00:41:14,800
happening.
Is that Republicans in tandem

802
00:41:14,800 –> 00:41:18,400
with Fox News are going to
abandon Trump.

803
00:41:18,400 –> 00:41:20,600
That’s kind of what I was
thinking and that’s what Article

804
00:41:20,600 –> 00:41:22,800
maybe think it’s like, oh that
tells me that they’re getting

805
00:41:22,800 –> 00:41:25,300
ready for some side of something
like a Seventeenth Amendment

806
00:41:25,300 –> 00:41:28,300
Pense que you right?
Yeah, what what I think that’s

807
00:41:28,300 –> 00:41:32,600
the wrong Amendment but what
this article speculates is that

808
00:41:32,600 –> 00:41:36,000
they know something’s coming in
that molar probe that is going

809
00:41:36,000 –> 00:41:39,300
to be enough to impeach Trump
and probably Pence.

810
00:41:39,400 –> 00:41:43,600
Yeah, and if that happens in
January or anytime after

811
00:41:44,100 –> 00:41:47,200
Democrats control the house so
they get to pick the new

812
00:41:47,200 –> 00:41:50,100
president.
Yeah, but if it happens before

813
00:41:50,200 –> 00:41:54,400
Terry Paul Ryan is our president
so that one of the look that I

814
00:41:54,400 –> 00:41:56,700
just put on that.
Well he wouldn’t they would have

815
00:41:56,800 –> 00:41:59,800
they have to because he’s he
didn’t run for re-election.

816
00:41:59,800 –> 00:42:03,300
He’s in as a lame duck writing
right but if he has the chance

817
00:42:03,300 –> 00:42:06,300
to become president, he probably
is just going to go for that all

818
00:42:06,300 –> 00:42:07,800
yeah.
Well, even if it’s just for ten

819
00:42:07,800 –> 00:42:10,800
days is a fun footnote, but I
mean like I don’t know what the

820
00:42:10,900 –> 00:42:12,500
what the rules would be for
that.

821
00:42:12,700 –> 00:42:14,200
Yeah.
I’m not sure would it just go

822
00:42:14,200 –> 00:42:16,500
right down the line X except
succession because I’m

823
00:42:16,700 –> 00:42:18,700
succession to the well then it
because it would be Speaker of

824
00:42:18,700 –> 00:42:20,000
the House than president pro
tempore.

825
00:42:20,200 –> 00:42:22,300
And in fact is Jack Bauer Griff.
I’m speaker.

826
00:42:22,300 –> 00:42:25,600
The house will be Pelosi that
point it was pretty closely but

827
00:42:25,600 –> 00:42:29,300
I don’t know if Ryan took I was
on the 10th if that would change

828
00:42:29,300 –> 00:42:32,600
once they were well his
inaugurated the new batch of

829
00:42:32,600 –> 00:42:34,000
freshman Congressman.
Yeah.

830
00:42:34,200 –> 00:42:36,900
Yeah, well has his seat been
filled yet.

831
00:42:37,100 –> 00:42:38,600
The one someone’s won that
election.

832
00:42:38,700 –> 00:42:42,500
I think Randy Bryce lost.
So yeah, but yeah, I don’t know

833
00:42:42,600 –> 00:42:45,100
that’s fucking that’s it.
It’s a Huna.

834
00:42:45,100 –> 00:42:47,600
I mean, it’s probably just got
something to do with the molar

835
00:42:47,600 –> 00:42:52,300
probe and maybe all those places
are about to be Indicted it’s

836
00:42:52,300 –> 00:42:55,300
got a burn for Jill Stein voters
because she’s one of the people

837
00:42:55,300 –> 00:42:58,200
who stop tweeting me lately.
Oh, yeah.

838
00:42:58,400 –> 00:43:00,400
Well, she’s just fucking weird
lost in the woods.

839
00:43:00,400 –> 00:43:04,300
Yeah horseshoe Theory eventually
the threat Fringe parts of each

840
00:43:04,300 –> 00:43:08,100
side start to come together.
Yes, it’s good times.

841
00:43:08,300 –> 00:43:10,800
Yes.
So clearly John podesta is

842
00:43:10,800 –> 00:43:12,100
fucking kids.
Clearly.

843
00:43:12,100 –> 00:43:14,700
The other thing I wanted to
mention is our the clintons tied

844
00:43:14,700 –> 00:43:19,200
to pedophiles a little bit
probably are a little bit if

845
00:43:19,200 –> 00:43:21,000
you’re famous enough.
You’re going to accidentally

846
00:43:21,000 –> 00:43:23,100
know what you know, we all have
people that we were friends with

847
00:43:23,100 –> 00:43:24,300
that.
It did terrible things and

848
00:43:24,300 –> 00:43:26,600
nobody knows really well.
Fuck that guy really like yeah

849
00:43:26,600 –> 00:43:28,800
sure if you’re Bill Clinton,
you’ve hung out with some

850
00:43:28,800 –> 00:43:30,700
pedophiles.
So one of the things that people

851
00:43:30,700 –> 00:43:34,200
mention is that Tony podesta
brother to John podesta is it

852
00:43:34,200 –> 00:43:37,700
was a lobbyist friends with
Dennis hastert who’s the speaker

853
00:43:37,700 –> 00:43:39,700
of the house?
And he was the longest running

854
00:43:39,700 –> 00:43:42,800
Republican speaker of the house
and he’s one of the most evil

855
00:43:42,800 –> 00:43:46,700
people I’ve ever read about em,
like certain lizard in line and

856
00:43:46,700 –> 00:43:48,300
just straight up being a
pedophile.

857
00:43:48,300 –> 00:43:51,300
Yeah, right in addition to that
just Things that he did he was

858
00:43:51,300 –> 00:43:54,700
one of the people who tied Iraq
to Al Qaeda, he said after

859
00:43:54,700 –> 00:43:57,100
Hurricane Katrina that they
should just bulldoze the city

860
00:43:57,100 –> 00:43:59,100
instead of trying to rebuild it
nice.

861
00:43:59,100 –> 00:44:02,200
He lobbied on behalf of turkey.
He first tried to get us to say

862
00:44:02,200 –> 00:44:05,600
that the Armenian Genocide was a
genocide but then he backtracked

863
00:44:05,600 –> 00:44:08,500
and started backing turkey and
doing lobbying for them.

864
00:44:08,600 –> 00:44:11,300
It’s reasonable was just
campaign pork.

865
00:44:11,300 –> 00:44:13,500
He’s the one who’s a bad dude
evil.

866
00:44:13,500 –> 00:44:16,000
But one of the things the
connection is that when he was

867
00:44:16,000 –> 00:44:18,200
in his first year of grad
school, he did this

868
00:44:18,500 –> 00:44:20,000
people-to-people student
ambassador.

869
00:44:20,200 –> 00:44:23,000
Graham and one of his group
members is Tony podesta, and

870
00:44:23,000 –> 00:44:26,700
they saved friends since so that
was the 60s and when I was in

871
00:44:26,707 –> 00:44:30,000
grad school and he was a teacher
from 1965 to 1980 one.

872
00:44:30,000 –> 00:44:34,100
This is Dennis hastert.
So he met Tony podesta while he

873
00:44:34,100 –> 00:44:37,700
was a teacher and while he was a
boy scout volunteer for 17 years

874
00:44:37,700 –> 00:44:40,700
and while a teacher he molested
at least four of his students

875
00:44:40,700 –> 00:44:43,100
and sexually assaulted them now
unless you’ve got a Brady Bunch

876
00:44:43,100 –> 00:44:46,300
level of kids when they’re 17
consecutive years of Boy Scout

877
00:44:46,300 –> 00:44:48,500
arethat.
That is very suspicious to me.

878
00:44:48,800 –> 00:44:51,100
Yeah you volunteer for the Boy
Scouts two years.

879
00:44:51,100 –> 00:44:53,900
Hell yeah, there should be term
limits on volunteer.

880
00:44:55,200 –> 00:44:56,600
Yeah, it should be grandfathered
out.

881
00:44:56,900 –> 00:44:59,600
Yeah, he went to the Grand
Canyon he went to the Bahamas,

882
00:44:59,800 –> 00:45:02,900
but she sounds like an
idealistic a very ideal kind of

883
00:45:02,900 –> 00:45:05,600
tropical location for
child-molesting, Minnesota and

884
00:45:05,600 –> 00:45:07,600
Utah.
So nothing better than Jimmy

885
00:45:07,600 –> 00:45:11,200
Buffett and pina coladas while
you’re molesting a child, you

886
00:45:11,200 –> 00:45:14,000
know, unless they get sunburns
then it’s not as fun.

887
00:45:14,000 –> 00:45:17,400
But Tony podesta said if Dennis
hastert Pastor is not like

888
00:45:17,400 –> 00:45:19,300
Clinton a ROM.
I did not see the seed of

889
00:45:19,300 –> 00:45:21,500
political power.
We’re still friends.

890
00:45:21,500 –> 00:45:24,300
I knew him when he was speaker
is personally has not changed at

891
00:45:24,300 –> 00:45:29,000
all from 1965 to 2013.
He’s a decent wonderful guy

892
00:45:29,000 –> 00:45:31,200
people like him respect him.
I was surprised to see him

893
00:45:31,200 –> 00:45:33,400
elected to congress.
But once there I was not

894
00:45:33,400 –> 00:45:35,300
surprised to see him become
speaker of the house.

895
00:45:35,400 –> 00:45:38,400
So Dennis hastert spent about 13
months in prison and had to pay

896
00:45:38,400 –> 00:45:41,200
about a quarter of a million for
hiding his giant payouts to

897
00:45:41,200 –> 00:45:42,900
cover up his crime.
That’s it.

898
00:45:43,400 –> 00:45:46,100
Right.
That’s it their dance of a

899
00:45:46,107 –> 00:45:49,800
15-month sentence to justice,
but it still doesn’t make Tony

900
00:45:49,800 –> 00:45:51,300
Pann.
Destiny’s Child.

901
00:45:52,000 –> 00:45:55,000
But anyway, well, there’s that
and then there’s also a Jeffrey

902
00:45:55,000 –> 00:45:57,700
Epstein who we talked about who
was a man who was trafficking

903
00:45:57,700 –> 00:45:58,700
teenager.
Yeah.

904
00:46:02,100 –> 00:46:06,100
Yeah this egg shaped cock so and
then which that Sprout like

905
00:46:06,200 –> 00:46:08,900
during the campaign whenever
anyone was like well, why aren’t

906
00:46:08,900 –> 00:46:12,400
they bring it up that Trump is
tied to that guy Clinton’s were

907
00:46:12,400 –> 00:46:15,200
to his words and then people
also bring up the fact that

908
00:46:15,200 –> 00:46:18,500
Hillary Clinton defended a child
rapist a guy who had raped a

909
00:46:18,500 –> 00:46:21,700
twelve-year-old girl she was
Tomorrow ain’t got nothing on us

910
00:46:21,700 –> 00:46:26,700
Jeffrey, but she was 27 and she
was appointed to this case where

911
00:46:26,700 –> 00:46:30,000
she defended a child rapist and
she got it reduced to like

912
00:46:30,000 –> 00:46:32,000
malicious harassment or wrongful
touching.

913
00:46:32,000 –> 00:46:34,800
Yeah, but she was will bring
that up to is a really doing her

914
00:46:34,800 –> 00:46:39,000
job as a 27 year old.
You’re not gonna yeah like shit,

915
00:46:39,000 –> 00:46:42,200
her job was defending criminals.
Yeah, but I think she’s on tape

916
00:46:42,200 –> 00:46:44,900
in an interview in the 80s and
she’s laughing about the case.

917
00:46:44,900 –> 00:46:47,500
That’s what they say is.
I’ve heard I’ve heard the tape.

918
00:46:47,500 –> 00:46:49,200
She’s not laughing about the
case.

919
00:46:49,200 –> 00:46:51,800
She’s just it’s like Okay
nervous laugh that she lets out.

920
00:46:51,800 –> 00:46:56,000
Like I love how Hillary Clinton
like, they’ll take that nervous

921
00:46:56,000 –> 00:46:59,600
laugh on that tape or her when a
bunch of orders a serious

922
00:46:59,600 –> 00:47:00,700
subject.
She’s fucked.

923
00:47:00,700 –> 00:47:03,900
Yeah or a bunch of reporters
talking at once and she looks

924
00:47:03,900 –> 00:47:07,300
surprised and people are like
see she’s not fit for president.

925
00:47:07,300 –> 00:47:08,800
Gatchaman.
Yank.

926
00:47:08,800 –> 00:47:10,800
That’s there.
It’s nothing too.

927
00:47:10,900 –> 00:47:12,600
Yeah, there’s Clara nothing to
that.

928
00:47:12,600 –> 00:47:14,500
I was just saying these are some
of the reasons why people are

929
00:47:14,500 –> 00:47:17,100
like who are these people
connected to child fuckers?

930
00:47:17,200 –> 00:47:20,000
And then the other thing that
they mention a lot is the kind

931
00:47:20,000 –> 00:47:23,900
of Creepy art that Tony podesta
like so yeah, he likes artists

932
00:47:24,200 –> 00:47:28,300
that often depict children in
bizarre or strange or

933
00:47:28,300 –> 00:47:32,000
semi-clothed situations.
Sometimes touching monster.

934
00:47:32,000 –> 00:47:34,600
There’s a good there’s a good
Louis through documentary called

935
00:47:34,600 –> 00:47:37,300
a place for pedophiles where
it’s like a camp where he’s like

936
00:47:37,400 –> 00:47:40,300
trying to rehabilitate them, you
know, and there’s this one guy

937
00:47:40,300 –> 00:47:42,600
who’s like, I didn’t realize
this drawing of a ballerina

938
00:47:42,600 –> 00:47:45,200
could be considered evocative
and it’s just the tightest

939
00:47:45,200 –> 00:47:48,200
popped out boy pussy and a
fucking spandex jumpsuit

940
00:47:48,200 –> 00:47:50,600
painting you’ve ever seen your
ladies like Like I just was

941
00:47:50,600 –> 00:47:53,500
appreciating the the brushwork
and it’s like where are you

942
00:47:53,500 –> 00:47:56,500
buddy?
Yeah, you know you’ve messed up

943
00:47:56,500 –> 00:47:59,400
in your life where you have to
jack off to a children touching

944
00:47:59,400 –> 00:48:02,800
monsters.
Oh that’s talks or children

945
00:48:02,900 –> 00:48:07,900
shirtless smoking or children
and underwear this a lot of

946
00:48:07,900 –> 00:48:09,700
parts.
That sucks so bad.

947
00:48:09,900 –> 00:48:14,100
I hate this part that’s inspired
by Jeffrey Dahmer torture.

948
00:48:14,200 –> 00:48:16,600
Okay, I’m good on this is so you
want to see some more?

949
00:48:16,600 –> 00:48:19,900
No, it is something out of your
nightmares.

950
00:48:20,100 –> 00:48:22,300
It is soda.
Yeah, it’s plates a bunch of

951
00:48:22,300 –> 00:48:24,700
weird like stopped showing
Connor.

952
00:48:25,200 –> 00:48:27,800
I don’t like I think I want to
torture him a little is a bunch

953
00:48:27,800 –> 00:48:31,700
of weird half-beast homunculus.
I that are just doing weird

954
00:48:31,700 –> 00:48:32,800
erotic thing.
Yeah.

955
00:48:33,300 –> 00:48:35,500
Yeah and he lists some of these
and then other artists.

956
00:48:35,500 –> 00:48:37,700
There’s a survey an artist this
woman who depicts a lot of

957
00:48:37,700 –> 00:48:41,600
children in underwear looking
sort of drained of blood almost.

958
00:48:41,600 –> 00:48:43,700
This is the best argument for
socialism.

959
00:48:43,700 –> 00:48:47,600
There is is just men are not
they cannot handle the power of

960
00:48:47,600 –> 00:48:51,100
governing their fellows and when
they do Dude, you just weird

961
00:48:51,100 –> 00:48:54,500
mutations of the personality
occur where you start to just

962
00:48:54,500 –> 00:48:58,100
have these horrible like
proclivities towards just weird

963
00:48:58,100 –> 00:49:00,600
crass things.
Here’s the thing whatever they

964
00:49:00,600 –> 00:49:03,100
may be it’s never good.
Tony.

965
00:49:03,100 –> 00:49:08,600
Tony podesta doesn’t have a good
reputation in Washington DC at

966
00:49:08,600 –> 00:49:13,000
the moment and hasn’t for years.
So it’s wholly possible that

967
00:49:13,000 –> 00:49:16,800
Tony podesta is a fucking
pedophile, but that doesn’t mean

968
00:49:16,800 –> 00:49:19,900
his brother automatically is or
that ape.

969
00:49:20,100 –> 00:49:24,500
It’s a place in Washington DC is
running a pedophile ring or that

970
00:49:24,500 –> 00:49:27,400
it emanates throughout the
entire Democratic party.

971
00:49:27,500 –> 00:49:32,500
Yeah, that is such a crazy
fucking leap to make it is yeah,

972
00:49:32,500 –> 00:49:35,200
it is outrageous to think also
involved in murder.

973
00:49:35,200 –> 00:49:37,100
That’s the other thing here is
that they’re not just a ledge

974
00:49:37,100 –> 00:49:40,800
email list anabolism cannibalism
and Satanism.

975
00:49:40,800 –> 00:49:43,700
It’s like the satanic Panic all
over again.

976
00:49:44,200 –> 00:49:47,800
Yeah static pack my were my
favorite bands and said nice ska

977
00:49:47,800 –> 00:49:50,900
hardcore metal band satanic
panic If I would not listen to

978
00:49:50,908 –> 00:49:53,100
us job and what are the sub
name?

979
00:49:53,300 –> 00:49:58,700
Yeah, so it is basically
alleging a level of evil that

980
00:49:58,800 –> 00:50:01,100
not even Hitler Hitler would
blush at these kind of

981
00:50:01,100 –> 00:50:02,500
allegations.
Yeah.

982
00:50:02,500 –> 00:50:04,700
I bet Hitler would fuck a kid.
If you put it in front of it.

983
00:50:04,707 –> 00:50:07,800
Well Hitler also blushed a lot.
He was a very cheeky fellow.

984
00:50:07,900 –> 00:50:11,100
Yeah.
People don’t know that really.

985
00:50:11,400 –> 00:50:14,100
Hmm.
So that’s our episode about

986
00:50:14,200 –> 00:50:16,600
pizza gate.
It is really something that you

987
00:50:16,600 –> 00:50:19,900
can’t you can’t just disagree
politically with people you you

988
00:50:20,100 –> 00:50:23,600
To imagine that they and their
free time are drinking the blood

989
00:50:23,600 –> 00:50:26,000
of abducted walnuts.
Right?

990
00:50:26,100 –> 00:50:30,800
And I forgot what walnuts where
for a second fortunately, but it

991
00:50:30,800 –> 00:50:33,800
is it is how I see I thought it
was outrageous that people

992
00:50:33,800 –> 00:50:36,400
thought that Obama wasn’t born
in this country.

993
00:50:36,400 –> 00:50:38,600
I’m going to allege that he was
some kind of alien interloper,

994
00:50:38,600 –> 00:50:41,700
but the see ya there this is as
they say whole nother level or

995
00:50:41,700 –> 00:50:44,500
that bush did 9/11.
It’s like no Saudi Arabia did

996
00:50:44,500 –> 00:50:48,300
that bush just asked him to We
just watched and jacked off.

997
00:50:48,300 –> 00:50:52,100
Yeah.
So that’s our episode.

998
00:50:52,100 –> 00:50:55,300
I’m not sure when this is going
up because next week is

999
00:50:55,400 –> 00:50:59,000
Thanksgiving and so probably the
week after that.

1000
00:50:59,000 –> 00:51:03,700
So what do we have to plug the
fucking I’m gonna be headlining

1001
00:51:03,700 –> 00:51:07,100
the Crow’s Nest in Santa Cruz
November 25th and bringing Tom

1002
00:51:07,100 –> 00:51:08,600
God’s in the coal Buckhannon
with me.

1003
00:51:08,600 –> 00:51:11,500
So come hang out or better yet.
Let us sleep on your couch

1004
00:51:12,000 –> 00:51:14,800
headline in the rec room with
Keith carry in a Huntington

1005
00:51:14,800 –> 00:51:17,200
Beach December twenty first time
at laughs and limited in

1006
00:51:17,207 –> 00:51:20,700
Sacramento, January 4th and 5th
very end of the The 27th to the

1007
00:51:20,700 –> 00:51:22,800
29th.
I’m in Canada for the Windsor

1008
00:51:22,800 –> 00:51:24,500
Comedy Festival.
I figure what that is.

1009
00:51:24,500 –> 00:51:25,900
Exactly.
But if you’re in Canada, I’d

1010
00:51:25,900 –> 00:51:31,100
love to hang out and yeah this
shit just check my my fucking

1011
00:51:31,300 –> 00:51:33,500
social Meads.
I guess Laura.

1012
00:51:35,300 –> 00:51:38,800
I have nothing coming up that I
really remember to plug but you

1013
00:51:38,800 –> 00:51:42,000
can always check out man
Instagram a Crawford comic or

1014
00:51:42,000 –> 00:51:44,300
are check out the profiles and
eccentricity podcast.

1015
00:51:44,300 –> 00:51:46,000
We’re getting some more videos
up there soon.

1016
00:51:46,100 –> 00:51:48,300
So always a fun time.
We did a lot of stuff recently

1017
00:51:48,300 –> 00:51:50,700
on purple a key.
Who’s the the man who squeezes

1018
00:51:50,700 –> 00:51:54,700
muscles very nice-looking man.
Oh no, it’s a snark week

1019
00:51:54,900 –> 00:51:57,200
December 3rd through the 9th 7
Min boys.

1020
00:51:57,200 –> 00:52:00,100
Seven bonus episode 7 day is
we’re going to die.

1021
00:52:00,100 –> 00:52:04,800
Goddamn you are going to die
patreon.com on pops.

1022
00:52:04,900 –> 00:52:08,200
You get at least two bonus
episodes of the podcasts.

1023
00:52:08,200 –> 00:52:11,100
I host each week, usually more
than that including bonus

1024
00:52:11,100 –> 00:52:15,700
episodes of this podcast, baby
and December 29th.

1025
00:52:15,700 –> 00:52:18,300
I don’t know exactly what we’re
doing, but there’s a live

1026
00:52:18,400 –> 00:52:21,700
unpopular opinion.
Podcast and New Year’s Eve

1027
00:52:21,700 –> 00:52:23,600
party.
It’s not even the real New

1028
00:52:23,600 –> 00:52:25,700
Year’s Eve.
So yeah hang out with us, and

1029
00:52:25,700 –> 00:52:28,200
then go to actual New Year’s eve
two days later.

1030
00:52:28,500 –> 00:52:30,500
That will be 9 p.m.
At the Hollywood Hotel.

1031
00:52:30,500 –> 00:52:33,400
So come out to that and I think
that’s it.

1032
00:52:33,500 –> 00:52:35,400
It’s get the fuck out of here
Connor say goodbye.

1033
00:52:35,400 –> 00:52:38,400
Bye everybody Laura say goodbye
later.

1034
00:52:38,600 –> 00:52:39,200
Goodbye.
Everybody.

1035
00:52:39,200 –> 00:52:39,700
We love you.

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