Conspiracy! The Show The Wuhan Coronavirus Conspiracies

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Which of the transparent you the
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Hey everybody.
Welcome to conspiracy the show.

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I’m Adam Todd Brown and I’m
physically Dasani and we are

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your host this week There’s a
welcome back.

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It’s been a while since you have
co-hosted an episode.

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I’m happy to be back.
I’m happy to be virus-free.

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I did get the flu at the
beginning of the last month.

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Oh wow, and I was down for two
weeks.

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I thought I was getting
something but I think I was just

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tired.
Okay, so far despite having to

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interact with so many people who
go so many different places.

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I haven’t been sick this season.
Hmm.

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I feel like so many people have
more than usual.

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I am going to Wuhan next week.
Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.
It’s really cheap to go there.

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No, I mean, you know, you’ve had
good luck so far.

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Maybe your streak will continue.
Yeah flights Dirt Cheap.

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No, I’m definitely only not.
I don’t think he can even fly

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there right now.
Oh, yeah, they’re good.

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They’ve have like several I
think regions quarantined.

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Oh, yeah all around China.
There are quarantines in place

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their businesses that are shut
down.

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We did an episode of pretty
scary.

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Yeah, by the time this goes up
that will have been a couple

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weeks ago.
That’s a little more

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informational based.
Yeah, then what this is going to

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be.
But yeah, it’s it’s really

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causing a lot.
Of God damn panic in China.

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Yeah, and it should be causing
panic in China China.

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Yeah.
I don’t know that people should

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be getting as panicked or racist
as they are in the United States

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and Canada, but the snow right
now.

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Yeah endured standard response
from America.

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Yeah, but I mean, I think you
know what maybe has sort of fan

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the Flames of the story is that
this has been a very aggressive

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flu season here in the United
States and Yeah, I think this

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this year’s flu vaccine.
Maybe they estimated the wrong

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virus.
Like Taipei would be more

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prominent in the first half of
the season.

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And for whatever reason the
vaccine Is Not Great this

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season.
Yeah, this is the first year in

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a long time that I didn’t get a
flu shot.

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Yeah.
I didn’t get a flu shot.

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But this is the first time I’ve
gotten the flu in a long time.

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So you normally get them
randomly like, you know, if I’m

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at a pharmacist and they’re like
Flu shot.

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Yeah, if I have some time, I’ll
be like yeah, but this time I

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didn’t although I hear it wasn’t
well, although you know what I

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feel like you still getting
exposed to that one because my

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flu I was very sick.
Yeah, you know, I was like, I

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think the first three days were
just yeah first three days I

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couldn’t really move much or do
anything and then I felt you

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know, I still felt sick for a
week and then the week after

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that I didn’t feel ill but I
felt a lot of fatigue.

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Yeah.
Yeah, it’s sort of like I

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couldn’t really push myself.
So that’s a long time to be sort

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of.
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I’ve I’ve heard from a few
different people that it was

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especially rough this year.
Yeah, so I’m glad I haven’t

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gotten it so far.
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Thank you for not recording with
me while you were sick.

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Yeah, you know, I don’t want to
be a bioterrorist.

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Yeah, that’s what you are.
If you show up to work sick P

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did once I went to one show and
then immediately I was like I

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can’t do this.
This is not yeah, I canceled

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every other show.
But yeah, that’s but So like I

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didn’t rely hadn’t had the flu
and so long I didn’t recognize

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it as the flu.
Like I thought I thought I was

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hungover and got a cold.
Oh, yeah, you know, so yeah,

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that’s that’s how it’ll spread
here open mics and La bar shows.

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Thanks, but if you’re if
anyone’s worried about the

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coronavirus like throughout all
the microphones, yeah, including

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these.
Yeah, but it’s so far.

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There’s only as we’re recording
this I think 11 cases in the

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United.
It states.

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What is crazy is that pretty
scary episode that I just

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mentioned.
We just recorded that on Monday.

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And by the time we’re recording
this now the number of deaths

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has gone up by like 300.
I think it was only 360 at our

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debts from coronavirus.
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I thought the death count was
around 80.

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No, that’s the thing.
It’s going up exponentially

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every day.
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And because the article is
mentioned, I think the debt one

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of yeah, so the some of the
articles that are a little

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older.
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we mean like today’s two or
three days, but that’s how fast

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this is spreading in that
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Yeah, and if they can keep it
contained to China, that’ll be

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good.
But it maybe they can’t do they

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even have the health care
available to to deal with it.

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Sounds like a crisis there.
It is a super duper.

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Uber crisis they have drafted
1400 doctors and Healthcare

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practitioners out of the Chinese
military and they have them

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working only on the coronavirus.
They built a hospital that holds

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1100 people.
Yeah in 10 days.

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Oh my God, and then another one
that holds 1300 people is going

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to be finished later this month.
So they’re doing a lot to try

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and contain it.
Yeah, I mean, how did they I’m

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always curious how the health
care providers protect

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themselves because they’re going
to have just this exposure.

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Yeah, that’s the thing.
They have to you.

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If you’re treating someone in
quarantine, you have to kind of

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be quarantined yourself and you
have to when you go in to

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interact with them, I’m assuming
you have to be all fucking

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Hazmat it up.
Yeah, I was curious because they

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know here, you know, people are
exploiting, you know doctors

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around sick people all the time
and they aren’t has matted up

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and they’re around like, you
know, the regular flu is very

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contagious.
There’s something called a Bone

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Breaker flew another comedian
told me he had and it felt like

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his bones were breaking when he
walked and he had to walk to a

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clinic for you know, yeah
because he didn’t want to feel

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like that anymore and then when
he got to the clinic the doctors

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would not come in the room.
They threw his prescription at

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him because he’s such a
contagious awful fucking And do

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you blame them?
Oh, yeah, of course, not so

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yeah.
I don’t know how and I think the

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Knicks his bill also because
they felt bad about it.

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Wow.
No, but it’s you know, like it’s

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they’re pretty courageous.
Yeah, the the people who have

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been quarantined in the United
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I think a lot of them are just
being quarantined at home.

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There’s a husband and wife in
San Francisco that got it and

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they’re just at home and they
can’t leave but there.

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Making sure they don’t leave the
government.

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They have people posted outside
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Yeah, so scary about
bioterrorism is it’s just like

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you can’t really see it coming.
No and that’s that’s one of the

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concerns is that Warfare is that
this is actually a bio weapon

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that was created by take your
pick when it comes to the

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country’s the first obvious one
that people are talking about is

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China.
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theory that this is a bio Weapon
made by China for one thing it

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all kind of starts with an
article on a right-leaning

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website called the Washington
Times, which is very easy to

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confuse for the Washington Post
just scanning through headlines

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and they interviewed this former
Israeli military officer who was

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talking about this place called
the Wuhan toot of virology,

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which is a real place and it’s
in it’s in Wuhan obviously.

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Yeah, and it’s China’s most
advanced biological research lab

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according to that article.
I don’t it’s in the city of

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origin right the this particular
coronavirus, which is actually

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they’re calling it The Novel
coronavirus meeting new

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coronavirus, right?
And then there’s some number.

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Yeah right in the thing about
Wuhan or woo Hannah, I think

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it’s Wuhan yeah, I don’t know
but like as ignorant Americans

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we tend to hear things like
disease that started in bats and

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spread through a meat market.
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happening in some small isolated
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Yeah Wuhan is huge.
It’s the biggest city in Hubei

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Province population is a lie.
Eleven million people.

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That is huge.
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It’s the seventh most populous
city in China and the most

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populous country, right?
So CI and the most populous in I

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believe Central China.
This is a huge metropolitan area

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that’s affected.
It’s a huge place.

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So yeah people do a lot of
business in Wuhan and that’s how

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all of the cases that have
happened here.

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It’s been people who’ve traveled
there and came back here and So

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that this theory is that what
this Israeli intelligence agent

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was pushing in this article.
He wasn’t really even pushing

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this Theory what he said is that
this Wuhan Institute of virology

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could be part of China’s
biochemical Warfare program,

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which is a thing that we don’t
even know for sure exists, but

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he says he has studied it and
that it’s It’s a real thing and

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that this the programs are real
thing.

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The program is a real thing.
It’s factual that the Institute

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exists right Institute for
research, right?

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But yeah, the way biowarfare is
a very charged term like that

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name Samuel weapons sounds
scary.

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But those are the these are the
companies that make vaccines and

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shit.
Yeah.

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So, of course they’re going to
have access to these viruses and

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his he doesn’t even say that
This company is directly

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involved in that.
He says there’s a chance that

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they could be at some point, or
maybe they are now to some small

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extent but not publicly involved
with this bio weapons program

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and then he doesn’t explicitly
say that it came from them what

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he says and it kind of speaks to
your question about medical

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practitioners and how they deal
with these patients.

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Sometimes if you’re working in
one of these Labs that deals

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with these Viruses you can
accidentally get infected or

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contaminated in some way and
make it out the door without

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realizing it.
Yeah, and now you spread it

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inadvertent happened.
Yeah, and all he was saying is

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that could be what happened?
And if that’s the case, I don’t

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care like yeah, that’s not like
malicious intent.

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That’s not diabolical.
That’s an that’s an accident

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because I mean, it’s you can’t
see these things.

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With your bare eye how would you
know and what that turned into

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is this right wing website
called Zero Hedge, which is like

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a financial website, but they
also post a bunch of right-wing

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conspiracy theories.
Yeah pick a fucking Lane.

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They they published the name of
a scientist who works at Wuhan

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Institute of biology and
basically said this is the guy

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who started Wuhan coronavirus
and they posted like his ass

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address and phone number and
shit on Twitter got permanently

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banned from Twitter for doing
it.

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Yeah, but once it’s out there,
it’s out there.

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Now the guy is it risk?
Oh, yeah, and the reason they

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singled him out is there’s an
article out there from like 2013

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that just said he was studying
bats to find out why they don’t

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ever get sick from coronavirus,
but that’s also what someone who

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was researching a vaccine would
do ya like that.

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That’s how you create vaccines
you find the thing that causes

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it and kind of reverse engineer
it from there.

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So there really wasn’t much
proof.

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It was just no proof.
It was yeah, so no proof and

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they just put that it basically
tried to ruin a guy’s life

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exactly which they deserve to
get banned from Twitter for

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that.
Yeah, and the the name of that

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Israeli intelligence officer was
Danny’s show him.

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That’s not me dachshund him.
His name is in the book an

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article throne.
Him under the bus.

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Yeah, but this was his address
out there.

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This is where you can find him
tomorrow at 2 p.m.

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This was his exact quote in
principle outward virus

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infiltration might take place
either as leakage or as an

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indoor unnoticed infection of a
person that normally went out of

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the concerned facility.
This could have been the case

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with the Wuhan Institute of our
ology.

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But so far there isn’t evidence
or indication for such an

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incident.
So he even ends his own

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statement about it by saying
there’s no evidence that what

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I’m saying.
This is not the guy who has the

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address.
Is it?

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No, okay.
Yeah.

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No, that sounds like it mean
that sounds pretty reasonable.

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Yeah injury.
I feel like he was probably

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almost kind of cornered into
saying yeah.

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It’s a possibility.
Yeah, and then they latch onto

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that and yeah like Pushing him
to get the quote Yeah, and the

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the other weird thing about the
Wuhan Institute of virology.

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There was this meme going
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I don’t know if you saw this.
I put it in the notes kind of

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late, but you ever play Resident
Evil?

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No, I don’t either but I know
it’s a video game and at the

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center of that video game is
this see this yeah.

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There’s mu there’s movies.
The the Umbrella Corporation is

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The evil Corporation at the
center of the Resident Evil

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universe and this meme went
around showing that the Wuhan

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Institute of virality has the
exact same logo is a sea of

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conspiracy.
Can you deal with that?

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I can’t I can’t because I all
the conspiracy theories are

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listening to this.
We are all just like like very

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turned on right now.
I’m kind of turned on by it as

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well.
Well the problem with this Meme

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and oh and the other thing in
the Resident Evil Universe the

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Umbrella Corporation unleashes a
virus in a town called Raccoon

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City.
So how come all these secret

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societies love putting their
symbolism everywhere exactly

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sort of like a serial killers
want trophies and the thing

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about Raccoon City raccoon is an
anagram for Corona.

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Mmm.
So that has also got people all

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in a tizzy the problem.
That logo.

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Yeah, it is not from the Wuhan
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You can even see the actual name
of the place written in English

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underneath all of the Chinese
characters.

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Like it’s a place in Shanghai
propaganda.

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Yeah.
It’s a it’s just factually

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inaccurate.
It’s a completely different

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places logo and they’re saying
it’s the Wuhan Institute of

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biology because it makes for a
fun mean Mmmmm that scares

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people but then it was a fun
meme.

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It is like I yeah, it’s
irresponsible to it’s I mean,

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it’s very irresponsible and
Reckless.

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Yeah, I mean it would be
fascinating if they did have the

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same logo and all the
similarities were there.

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Oh, what a great story, right?
Yeah, I mean raccoon and Corona

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there’s still anagrams.
So good luck fighting back

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against that truth.
Yeah, that’s proof.

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Right?
Yeah, that is a proof is in the

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in the corona pudding.
This is everyone’s really like

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really isn’t a tizzy about this.
Yeah, and I don’t and I think

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it’s because it’s the media.
I mean, it’s this reminds me of

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the bird flu.
This reminds me of SARS like

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right when everyone was freaking
out and yeah, it’s horrible.

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But like most people, you know,
it most people aren’t going to

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get it are exposed to it,
especially here.

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Yeah, but it’s I mean, it’s
cause for concern if it does

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Does get here I think it is but
not to a point where people are

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asking if they should rub bleach
on their skin, right that will

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also fuck you up.
Right?

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And those are we’re going to get
in there’s kind of two classes

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of conspiracy theories that have
sprung up around this there’s

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where it came from and then the
things you can do to prevent it.

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Yeah, and they’re both insane.
Well not actually the theories

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about where it came from are
almost less.

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Insane.
Yeah, but not really.

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Well, I think it’s when people
put a motive to it.

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So, you know, there’s a big
difference between a leakage of

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something that’s you know
viruses are harder to contain

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than than horses.
Right?

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So, you know, it’s that versus
you know, this was injected into

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the population to kill, you
know, a city off and write and

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make this country less dense or
whatever, you know, whatever the

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motive there is so they those
are two very different things.

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Yeah.
Yeah, and we’re seeing all of

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it.
Yeah with with these

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conspiracies the next one China
stole it from Canada.

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And this one is just kind of
Pure Fantasy.

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It started with an article on a
bullshit news site called great

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game India, which that is quite
a title.

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Yeah their argument is that
Chinese intelligence infiltrated

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the Microbiology laboratory in
Winnipeg.

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They’re basing this entire
theory on this 2013 article

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about the national microbiology
laboratory in Winnipeg looking

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into a bunch of coronavirus
outbreaks in Saudi Arabia and

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what a lot of these stories and
articles either don’t realize or

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are intentionally leaving out is
Coronavirus is a term that

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covers a lot of different
things.

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Things it’s a large family of
viruses that can range from a

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common cold to obviously
whatever is out right now than

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yaffle.
Coronavirus.

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Everyone’s freaking out about
now.

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Yeah, it’s SARS was a
coronavirus MERS which is Middle

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East Respiratory Syndrome was a
coronavirus you get your common

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colds from coronavirus.
So the fact that this lab was

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actually working on MERS.
Yeah, that’s it was Breaks in

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Saudi Arabia.
So they’re just kind of taking

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the fact that the word
coronavirus is in this article

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from 2013 and going what if
China stole it from Canada.

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So they using this buzzword to
create drama right?

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When out of context.
Yeah, when the the fact is

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Canada didn’t have this strain
of coronavirus.

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That’s not what yeah, they were
working on so that one stupid

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it’s a bio weapon.
Created by the United States.

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This one comes from Russia.
Yeah, and this is it’s stuff

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like this that make me so angry
when people are like stop seeing

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Russia and everything.
It’s like motherfucker.

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Russia has been in everything
forever.

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Yeah, just sort of there like
the nosy and yeah, like it’s

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what they’re like a stalker like
they’re just always in the

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background fucking with you in
some way never the face app.

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Yeah where everyone was like,
yeah wouldn’t that filter to

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make And look very old like this
is what you’ll write when you’re

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90.
Yeah, because that won’t come in

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handy in the future for country
that might want to make fake

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videos of you like my God and
they’re doing the same thing.

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Now with coronavirus.
There’s two different articles

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time on their hands.
Maybe.

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Yeah, it’s I mean, it’s their
preferred method of fighting

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Wars and Anda intervening in
country’s Affairs is propaganda.

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You know, what, It’s it’s less
Bloodshed.

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Yeah, but I mean, yeah, it’s
still obviously causes a lot of

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chaos.
Yeah, we should just there

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should be no more real wars.
We should just have flame Wars

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remember those.
Yeah, you know what happened to

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Flame Wars use your words.
Yeah your ideas.

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I guess that I guess that was
the Cold War though now that I

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think about it.
Yeah, just a different term

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those Boomers called it cold
war.

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We called them flame Wars.
So there’s two different.

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Articles where this started one
claim that we launched the virus

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in China because we’re losing
billions of dollars in our trade

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war and want to undermine their
country.

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That’s evil that is evil and the
coronavirus is definitely going

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to impact their economy in a
really bad way, but there’s no

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actual evidence.
They’re building hospitals.

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Yeah, and and I’m proud.
Most probably you know giving

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like this probably love to job
opportunities for doctors and

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Healthcare Providers.
Yeah, but the rest it like yeah

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the rest of it no one’s like
going to the movies and well a

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big part of their business or a
big part of their economy is

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small and medium-sized
businesses and most of those

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unless they’re like a small
Pharmacy or something our life

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have been like ordered to shut
down.

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Yeah, so There was this New York
Times article where they

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interviewed a guy who sells
chickens and he’s like not only

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can I not sell my chickens right
now, but the company that I buy

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feed from so my chickens stay
alive can’t sell me feed so I’m

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just going to lose everything.
So it’s just as domino effect.

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Yeah, nothing being available
and everyone sort of at the

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stay.
I mean if they’re if they’re

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these huge quarantines, you
know, you can’t really get well

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that the government won’t let Um
sell anything like the

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government ordered those
businesses to be shut down so he

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has no income right and it’s
it’s going to fuck with China’s

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economy quite a bit because
that’s a big big part of their

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economy.
So I understand why people would

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think the United States would
want to introduce something like

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this into the population to help
us win a trade War like that’s

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really harsh it see.
I mean it is some evil.

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Shit, and we did recently sign a
trade deal with China as

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ruthless.
Maybe that’s when we did it sign

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the trade deal.
Yeah got a little coronavirus on

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the tip of the pan jab him in
the arm Trump.

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Did it Trump spread the
coronavirus you planted it on

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the pain ya will ya they dipped
it in the coronavirus and it so

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I get why people think we would
want to wreck China that way,

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but I just I’m I’m willing to
see the evidence.

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Yeah.
I mean there isn’t any I mean,

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that’s one way to look at it
fucking up their shit.

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Well, you know could
quote-unquote help us, but it’s

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you know, that’s yeah and the
thing is China is cynical that

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that take is assuming China is
doing really well in that trade

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war and they’re not like it’s
hurting China to that’s why we

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signed a trade deal.
Like that’s you Sign that deal

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when both sides agree that the
war is over.

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Yeah in there still like a trade
war going on but there’s just no

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proof that we created this and
sent it to China, especially

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when you take into account that
it’s coming from this was coming

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from an actual Russian website.
It’s a juicy story though.

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Oh, yeah for sure and tell your
grandkids about it, but there’s

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a there’s an example of Russia
having done this in in the past

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and it’s very similar.
It was called operation

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infection except infection with
a K because it’s Russia and this

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was a propaganda campaign
carried out by Russia starting

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in 1983 with the intention of
spreading the idea that the

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United States created the AIDS
virus and spread it on purpose.

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You know, I yeah, I’ve heard of
this I didn’t realize it even

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stemmed from Russia or did it
stem from Russia because it also

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It is interesting to think about
how HIV was you know, it is

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something that can be spread
amongst heterosexual like couple

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of sex partners, but why was it
so much in the gay community?

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Why was it so much in the hood,
you know, right?

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Why didn’t you see this in the
suburbs?

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Yeah, you know, why weren’t you
know your average, you know

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straight dudes concerned about
this.

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So it’s tit is interesting which
populations it affected.

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Yeah there there.
As a comedian, I feel like I

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don’t even want to name him even
though it was on my podcast.

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Yeah, and he had gone to the
doctor and just for like a

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routine thing and he was like,
oh should I get an AIDS test in

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the doctor was like are you gay
and he’s like no, but I’ve had

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quite a bit of unprotected sex.
Yeah in my life and the doctor

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was just like yeah, you’re
probably fine what it’s crazy.

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Oh my God.
Yeah, I mean it’s just as I

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mean, isn’t it just as easy to
spread it between or is it is it

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riskier with anal?
Yeah, see, I don’t know.

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I don’t I don’t have but it’s
also like it was it wasn’t just

433
00:27:08,300 –> 00:27:12,800
like ravaging that Community
then, you know, then age was

434
00:27:12,800 –> 00:27:17,000
rampant in the hoods.
Yeah, so it is like it is in it

435
00:27:17,000 –> 00:27:21,800
is an interesting way to look at
it Le possibility that and it’s

436
00:27:21,800 –> 00:27:23,200
evil again.
It’s something that’s evil that.

437
00:27:23,300 –> 00:27:28,900
That our government would do
this as a way to population

438
00:27:28,900 –> 00:27:31,800
cleansing.
Yeah, it’s I mean

439
00:27:31,800 –> 00:27:34,500
disenfranchised marginalized
groups.

440
00:27:34,600 –> 00:27:38,400
It’s probably a thing we should
do a separate episode about

441
00:27:38,400 –> 00:27:42,200
yeah, absolutely.
But yeah that particular

442
00:27:42,200 –> 00:27:46,800
campaign started with Russia.
They were the first ones to

443
00:27:47,000 –> 00:27:51,700
spread that idea and they kick
that campaign off the same way

444
00:27:51,700 –> 00:27:55,800
this one kicked off with an Call
in India, but in this case.

445
00:27:55,800 –> 00:28:00,800
It was on a newspaper, obviously
because it was 1983 year the

446
00:28:00,800 –> 00:28:02,600
Chicken McNugget.
That’s it.

447
00:28:02,600 –> 00:28:05,300
Yeah, the McNuggets older than I
am.

448
00:28:05,300 –> 00:28:07,100
Yeah.
Oh, I’m old enough to remember

449
00:28:07,100 –> 00:28:09,800
clearly getting chicken
McNuggets in my life for the

450
00:28:09,800 –> 00:28:12,000
first time.
Yeah.

451
00:28:12,000 –> 00:28:15,100
I was just a privileged
privileged young person.

452
00:28:15,100 –> 00:28:19,200
Never knew how good you had it.
They always exist a was always

453
00:28:19,200 –> 00:28:23,600
there always chicken nuggets for
you, and I’ll always had Running

454
00:28:23,600 –> 00:28:27,000
water and always had chicken
nuggets and that’s all you need.

455
00:28:27,600 –> 00:28:32,200
So the headline in that article
from 1983 AIDS May invade India

456
00:28:32,300 –> 00:28:37,300
mystery disease caused by us
experiments and it turned out

457
00:28:37,300 –> 00:28:40,700
that was a Kremlin back
newspaper and in 1992 Russia

458
00:28:40,700 –> 00:28:44,900
admitted operation infection was
a KGB operation.

459
00:28:45,000 –> 00:28:48,800
Wow, Russia had this weird
period where they were like,

460
00:28:48,800 –> 00:28:50,600
we’re going to be a good
government now.

461
00:28:50,700 –> 00:28:56,400
Yeah, and it lasted about Long
it lasted until Putin took over

462
00:28:56,500 –> 00:28:59,400
and then Putin was like no more
we’re done with that.

463
00:28:59,400 –> 00:29:02,000
It’s interesting that they’re
they’re dropping this

464
00:29:02,000 –> 00:29:05,500
information in Indian
Publications because there’s I

465
00:29:05,500 –> 00:29:08,600
don’t know what the political
relationship is between the

466
00:29:08,600 –> 00:29:12,000
countries, but I just know every
time I’ve talked to a Russian

467
00:29:12,000 –> 00:29:14,400
person who’s a generation or two
above me.

468
00:29:14,600 –> 00:29:16,900
They always talk about Bollywood
movies.

469
00:29:16,900 –> 00:29:20,300
They love Bollywood movies
weird, and then you know because

470
00:29:20,300 –> 00:29:23,500
I’m of Indian descent.
Yeah, it’s sort of like Like

471
00:29:23,500 –> 00:29:25,900
their point of connection with
me, so I don’t know.

472
00:29:26,000 –> 00:29:28,300
Yeah, I don’t know what that
connection is because it is it

473
00:29:28,300 –> 00:29:32,000
does seem otherwise random that
they would choose this newspaper

474
00:29:32,200 –> 00:29:37,200
in India right to release this
propaganda about the US.

475
00:29:37,400 –> 00:29:41,700
Yeah it yeah, I don’t know why
you would start it in India.

476
00:29:41,800 –> 00:29:46,400
That’s it seems like a weird
Choice and then also, you know,

477
00:29:46,400 –> 00:29:50,100
so it says Russia admitted that
the operation was a KGB

478
00:29:50,100 –> 00:29:52,400
operative.
Yeah infection was a KGB

479
00:29:52,400 –> 00:29:55,600
operation.
It I mean yeah, I was always I

480
00:29:55,600 –> 00:29:59,300
was just I’m so curious.
We got to have another episode

481
00:29:59,300 –> 00:30:05,600
on this because are there other
sources of information or claims

482
00:30:05,900 –> 00:30:09,800
about the government, you know
creating HIV.

483
00:30:09,800 –> 00:30:11,800
Yeah releasing it.
Yeah.

484
00:30:11,800 –> 00:30:15,600
I mean, it’s definitely a
conspiracy that’s been out there

485
00:30:15,600 –> 00:30:19,000
for a while either that or the
idea that the u.s.

486
00:30:19,000 –> 00:30:22,400
Government has a cure.
Yeah for AIDS and just does

487
00:30:22,400 –> 00:30:26,200
holds it and because of the
communities it was spreading in

488
00:30:26,200 –> 00:30:30,500
they were like we can wait just
yeah then out.

489
00:30:30,500 –> 00:30:34,900
Yeah that’s see that’s evil
would like to have your own

490
00:30:34,900 –> 00:30:37,300
government.
Just oh, yeah.

491
00:30:37,700 –> 00:30:41,100
It sounds like even with the
with the first theory that we

492
00:30:41,100 –> 00:30:44,800
were talking about with China
releasing it like, you know your

493
00:30:44,800 –> 00:30:48,600
it’s your devastating your own
country, but then that goes back

494
00:30:48,600 –> 00:30:51,500
to sort of like the you know,
the the other theories of like

495
00:30:51,500 –> 00:30:54,200
9/11 being an inside job.
Then right.

496
00:30:54,200 –> 00:30:57,600
Yeah, I mean we know our
government has done lots and

497
00:30:57,600 –> 00:31:00,800
lots of awful shit.
Like everyone has to know that

498
00:31:00,800 –> 00:31:05,700
yeah, it’s always shocking to me
when people are shocked to find

499
00:31:05,700 –> 00:31:08,000
out that our government has done
something.

500
00:31:08,200 –> 00:31:10,400
Well crazy.
What’s more public is what the

501
00:31:10,400 –> 00:31:13,600
government has done outside of
this country and that’s not you

502
00:31:13,600 –> 00:31:18,000
know, like them like bombing
civilians in the Middle East.

503
00:31:18,000 –> 00:31:21,000
That’s not you know, that that’s
just news.

504
00:31:21,100 –> 00:31:25,400
Yeah, there’s and that’s fucking
Awful Abu ghraib like just all

505
00:31:25,400 –> 00:31:28,300
this stuff.
But like yeah, I think it’s a

506
00:31:28,308 –> 00:31:34,100
lot more taboo to insinuate the
government attacking its people.

507
00:31:34,600 –> 00:31:37,600
Oh, yeah, that’s not in
mainstream media, right?

508
00:31:37,600 –> 00:31:40,600
Yeah.
There’s like when it comes to us

509
00:31:40,600 –> 00:31:45,700
and biological weapons.
There’s a conspiracy theory or

510
00:31:45,700 –> 00:31:52,100
rumor that we actually used
biological weapons in Korea and

511
00:31:52,300 –> 00:31:56,700
that Probably be worth exploring
at some point as an episode 2.

512
00:31:56,700 –> 00:32:00,300
I don’t think it we talked about
it on there’s a documentary

513
00:32:00,300 –> 00:32:02,000
called wormwood.
Have you ever seen it?

514
00:32:02,000 –> 00:32:05,300
I have it.
It’s on Netflix and it’s about

515
00:32:05,800 –> 00:32:10,400
ostensibly it’s about the CIA
back when they were giving

516
00:32:10,400 –> 00:32:12,700
everyone LSD just to see what
would happen.

517
00:32:14,100 –> 00:32:17,800
They gave this guy too much LSD
and he jumped out a window and

518
00:32:17,800 –> 00:32:20,900
that was the story the CIA
actually embraced.

519
00:32:20,900 –> 00:32:24,100
They were like, yep.
That is exactly What happened?

520
00:32:24,200 –> 00:32:28,600
This was just an experiment and
we gave him too much LSD and he

521
00:32:28,600 –> 00:32:33,100
committed suicide but what that
document documentary ends up

522
00:32:33,100 –> 00:32:38,000
pushing as the actual thing that
happened is that yes, they gave

523
00:32:38,000 –> 00:32:43,200
him LSD, but it gave him a
conscience and what he wanted to

524
00:32:43,200 –> 00:32:47,400
do after he had his big LSD
Awakening was tell the American

525
00:32:47,400 –> 00:32:52,500
people that we used biological
weapons in the Korean War and

526
00:32:52,500 –> 00:32:55,700
all of this.
I’m when he’s in CIA custody is

527
00:32:55,700 –> 00:32:59,200
basically them being like
listen, you cannot fucking tell

528
00:32:59,200 –> 00:33:02,700
people this or something bad
will happen and they just

529
00:33:02,700 –> 00:33:05,000
couldn’t talk him out of it.
How does so they this

530
00:33:05,000 –> 00:33:10,000
information because he worked on
the the biological weapons

531
00:33:10,000 –> 00:33:12,300
program.
So the yet that’s so weird that

532
00:33:12,300 –> 00:33:14,600
someone who works for the
government is someone who’s

533
00:33:14,600 –> 00:33:17,200
being experimented on that?
Yeah that well.

534
00:33:17,200 –> 00:33:24,100
That’s what MKUltra MKUltra was
that MKUltra was just a a big

535
00:33:24,100 –> 00:33:28,500
government experiment like mind
control test subjects aren’t

536
00:33:28,500 –> 00:33:30,900
aren’t people who work for the
government.

537
00:33:31,100 –> 00:33:33,300
No, they were like American
citizen.

538
00:33:33,300 –> 00:33:36,300
So this guy also worked for the
government also work test

539
00:33:36,300 –> 00:33:39,700
subjects what taneous they would
do in the early k early days of

540
00:33:39,700 –> 00:33:44,500
MKUltra is just like take
employees out to a retreat to a

541
00:33:44,500 –> 00:33:48,900
cabin wow, and then would just
secretly dose everyone with LSD

542
00:33:48,900 –> 00:33:52,100
and see what happened the CIA
ran a fucking brothel in San

543
00:33:52,100 –> 00:33:55,800
Francisco in the Sixties and it
was part of MKUltra.

544
00:33:55,800 –> 00:33:58,700
They would get dudes high and
fucking send in prostitutes and

545
00:33:59,100 –> 00:34:02,100
film it all and then you have
all this incriminating

546
00:34:02,100 –> 00:34:04,200
information on all these
powerful dudes.

547
00:34:04,300 –> 00:34:06,500
I don’t know if that sounds
familiar to anyone.

548
00:34:07,200 –> 00:34:10,100
Do we covered it in another
episode Jeffrey Epstein?

549
00:34:10,100 –> 00:34:12,300
Yeah.
Yeah, but government does some

550
00:34:12,300 –> 00:34:13,800
shit.
I don’t think anything is

551
00:34:13,800 –> 00:34:15,400
outside of the realm of
possibility.

552
00:34:15,600 –> 00:34:20,699
I just don’t know how like, I
don’t know like to get a virus

553
00:34:20,699 –> 00:34:26,100
from the United States to China
and unleash it you got to travel

554
00:34:26,100 –> 00:34:31,100
with that thing in ideal
conditions, which is kind of

555
00:34:31,100 –> 00:34:35,100
lends itself to what we’re going
to get into next is the myths

556
00:34:35,100 –> 00:34:38,600
and conspiracies that are
popping up around how to protect

557
00:34:38,600 –> 00:34:43,400
yourself from coronavirus and
one of the concerns people had

558
00:34:43,400 –> 00:34:46,800
that we mentioned on the pretty
scary episode is well, what if I

559
00:34:46,800 –> 00:34:49,400
have a package coming from
China?

560
00:34:49,400 –> 00:34:52,699
Can I am I going to catch
coronavirus that way?

561
00:34:53,199 –> 00:34:56,199
You you won’t yeah, I think I
think it’s a it’s not a dumb

562
00:34:56,199 –> 00:34:58,000
question though.
It’s definitely not a dumb

563
00:34:58,000 –> 00:35:01,000
question.
But the reason this is only

564
00:35:01,000 –> 00:35:05,300
spreading from people who are in
close contact with each other is

565
00:35:05,300 –> 00:35:09,400
because viruses don’t live that
long outside their host.

566
00:35:10,200 –> 00:35:14,300
They need very specific
conditions to live and Thrive

567
00:35:14,500 –> 00:35:18,000
and the outside of an Amazon
package coming from China in a

568
00:35:18,000 –> 00:35:21,400
shipping container is not the
conditions they need.

569
00:35:21,400 –> 00:35:23,300
Yeah.
Yeah, so it’s how do you Glow

570
00:35:23,300 –> 00:35:27,600
virus you’d have to have like
that Contraption like in 12

571
00:35:27,600 –> 00:35:29,600
Monkeys you ever seen 12
Monkeys?

572
00:35:29,900 –> 00:35:31,900
No, but I think I know what
you’re talking about.

573
00:35:32,000 –> 00:35:33,700
Yeah, you know the thing TV
show.

574
00:35:33,700 –> 00:35:38,300
Yeah and it like makes a noise
when it shuts seems you just

575
00:35:39,200 –> 00:35:42,600
threaten to open it and I don’t
know this on Air Force One.

576
00:35:43,200 –> 00:35:46,100
So let’s talk about the other
conspiracies.

577
00:35:46,100 –> 00:35:50,100
Yeah that are coming up which
are the the conspiracies about

578
00:35:50,100 –> 00:35:52,700
how to fight coronavirus.
Oh, yeah.

579
00:35:53,700 –> 00:35:59,000
One of my favorites is that we
knew ahead of time about

580
00:35:59,000 –> 00:36:02,000
coronavirus.
And the reason we the United

581
00:36:02,000 –> 00:36:05,900
States new is because
coronavirus is listed as one of

582
00:36:05,900 –> 00:36:11,900
the things that Lysol and Clorox
wipes are capable of killing and

583
00:36:11,900 –> 00:36:14,600
they just say coronavirus.
It just says coronavirus is a

584
00:36:14,607 –> 00:36:18,700
family of a lot of different
viruses including one that yeah,

585
00:36:18,700 –> 00:36:20,600
it’s cold.
It’s the the same

586
00:36:20,600 –> 00:36:24,600
misunderstanding as in a lot of
These other stories see

587
00:36:24,600 –> 00:36:27,700
coronavirus and think that’s
what’s happening right now.

588
00:36:27,700 –> 00:36:32,700
But coronavirus has been around
forever and there is actually

589
00:36:32,700 –> 00:36:37,500
this version hasn’t been around
long enough for us to know if

590
00:36:37,500 –> 00:36:40,200
Lysol or Clorox will kill it.
Yeah.

591
00:36:40,200 –> 00:36:44,600
I mean I bet they’re they’re
benefiting from it though.

592
00:36:44,900 –> 00:36:46,900
Yeah, I bet they’re itching to
find out.

593
00:36:47,200 –> 00:36:49,800
Yeah, but I think is that a
symptom?

594
00:36:50,100 –> 00:36:52,700
Yeah, they just walk in
someone’s apartment.

595
00:36:53,200 –> 00:36:56,700
Spray it on the counter wipe it
off wait to see if they died two

596
00:36:56,700 –> 00:37:01,400
weeks later No One Ever Knows.
Oh my God, that would almost be

597
00:37:01,400 –> 00:37:02,600
the ethical way to do.
It.

598
00:37:02,600 –> 00:37:04,400
Just pick someone randomly put
it.

599
00:37:04,400 –> 00:37:09,100
Yeah it is I can see how it
benefits their business though.

600
00:37:09,100 –> 00:37:11,300
Because if they already have
coronavirus listed on their

601
00:37:11,300 –> 00:37:15,200
labels people will see that
people are in a frenzy about the

602
00:37:15,200 –> 00:37:17,700
coronavirus.
So, you know, they’re like, oh

603
00:37:17,700 –> 00:37:20,100
my God, this prevents it right
you just see it.

604
00:37:20,100 –> 00:37:23,100
And then that’s the thing is I
before doing this podcast I I

605
00:37:23,107 –> 00:37:25,800
looked up coronavirus and that’s
you know, when I found out oh,

606
00:37:25,800 –> 00:37:29,200
it’s a family of viruses and
they’re what people are freaking

607
00:37:29,200 –> 00:37:33,900
out is a very specific specific
virus in that large family.

608
00:37:33,900 –> 00:37:37,000
Right?
So like almost all of us have

609
00:37:37,000 –> 00:37:39,500
probably had a version of
coronavirus.

610
00:37:39,500 –> 00:37:41,800
Yeah at some point like anytime
you had a cold.

611
00:37:42,000 –> 00:37:46,000
Yeah you had it and that’s what
Lysol and Clorox are talking

612
00:37:46,000 –> 00:37:47,900
about.
It does not mean the United

613
00:37:47,900 –> 00:37:52,500
States had Advance knowledge of
this coronavirus outbreak.

614
00:37:52,700 –> 00:37:54,900
It’s He’s like a lot of people
get common colds.

615
00:37:54,900 –> 00:37:57,800
And Lysol is like well, this is
protect you against the common

616
00:37:57,800 –> 00:38:01,200
cold and it definitely doesn’t
mean you should like fashion.

617
00:38:01,200 –> 00:38:04,600
One of those masks out of a
Clorox wipe when you head out

618
00:38:04,600 –> 00:38:07,500
into the world.
See this is this that shit does

619
00:38:07,500 –> 00:38:10,000
not need to be in your body
Clorox.

620
00:38:10,000 –> 00:38:13,900
No bleach.
No, and that’s the whole thing.

621
00:38:13,900 –> 00:38:17,300
We’re going to talk in a couple
minutes about that exact thing

622
00:38:17,300 –> 00:38:20,700
people suggesting that you
should drink this specific like

623
00:38:20,800 –> 00:38:24,000
almost bleach solution.
I knew a girl In college, he

624
00:38:24,000 –> 00:38:27,300
used to take baths with bleach.
Why?

625
00:38:27,300 –> 00:38:31,000
Oh, no, I think she thought like
you miss must be a germaphobe.

626
00:38:31,100 –> 00:38:34,700
It’s gotta be bad for you.
Yeah, I’m sure can’t be good for

627
00:38:34,700 –> 00:38:39,300
your skin.
No soaking in bleach and to see

628
00:38:39,300 –> 00:38:41,800
like I just use a little bit of
bleach on myself.

629
00:38:42,200 –> 00:38:44,300
Ah, yeah.
That’s that’s weird.

630
00:38:45,200 –> 00:38:50,200
Also garlic and sesame oil won’t
save you from there’s the the

631
00:38:50,200 –> 00:38:55,000
World Health Organization has
had to Get on Twitter and shoot

632
00:38:55,000 –> 00:38:58,600
down all these rumors.
One of them is that if you

633
00:38:58,600 –> 00:39:02,700
spread either garlic or sesame
oil on your body.

634
00:39:02,800 –> 00:39:06,400
It’ll keep you from getting this
virus.

635
00:39:06,400 –> 00:39:08,400
Sounds like they’re talking
about casting a spell.

636
00:39:08,500 –> 00:39:14,700
Yeah kind of and you recite veni
vidi vici and I one of the the

637
00:39:14,700 –> 00:39:19,300
weird side effects of me having
researched this so much the past

638
00:39:19,300 –> 00:39:22,900
week is a there’s this dish
called Wuhan noodles.

639
00:39:23,100 –> 00:39:26,800
Yeah that I really want to try
now because there’s a there’s a

640
00:39:26,800 –> 00:39:31,600
restaurant in Canada called
Wuhan noodles 1950.

641
00:39:31,900 –> 00:39:35,700
It’s getting there getting all
this racist bullshit on

642
00:39:35,700 –> 00:39:38,400
Instagram.
They’ve lost like two-thirds of

643
00:39:38,400 –> 00:39:41,200
their customers or people
throwing Clorox at them.

644
00:39:41,300 –> 00:39:44,900
Yeah, like it’s they’re getting
a lot of fucking heat over it

645
00:39:44,900 –> 00:39:47,900
and they’re like man, we’ve
never even been there like our

646
00:39:47,900 –> 00:39:51,400
ancestors are from there.
It’s just like something like

647
00:39:51,400 –> 00:39:56,600
Chicago Pizza like if she can It
was infected and exactly kago

648
00:39:56,600 –> 00:40:02,700
pizza and wherever but that made
me look up the dish they serve

649
00:40:02,700 –> 00:40:04,700
which is it’s called hot dry
noodles.

650
00:40:04,900 –> 00:40:07,800
It sounds so fucking good.
I mean I’m kind of it I want to

651
00:40:07,800 –> 00:40:10,300
do I’m hungry.
There’s a place in San Gabriel

652
00:40:10,300 –> 00:40:13,500
Valley that serves it that I
found and I think I’m going to

653
00:40:13,700 –> 00:40:16,100
head out there.
This weekend’s fucking virus

654
00:40:16,100 –> 00:40:18,700
isn’t keeping me go to San
Gabriel Valley for the

655
00:40:18,700 –> 00:40:22,500
coronavirus then go to the S GV
and eat them Corona noodles.

656
00:40:23,500 –> 00:40:26,600
I cannot wait.
It sounds so fucking good.

657
00:40:26,600 –> 00:40:30,000
It does actually in its they’re
cooked in sesame oil.

658
00:40:30,300 –> 00:40:34,400
So I wonder if people like saw
that and we’re like, oh, yeah,

659
00:40:34,400 –> 00:40:38,600
two and two together sesame oil
will keep you safe from Wuhan

660
00:40:38,600 –> 00:40:40,800
virus.
Other than that.

661
00:40:40,800 –> 00:40:43,700
I have no idea.
Yeah where people got this from

662
00:40:43,800 –> 00:40:46,800
the the World Health
Organization also had to like

663
00:40:46,800 –> 00:40:51,700
warn people about putting like
Lysol and shit on their upper

664
00:40:51,700 –> 00:40:55,100
lip assuming that If I come into
contact with it, it’s going to

665
00:40:55,100 –> 00:41:00,400
fly over that Lysol first and
then I’ll be safe.

666
00:41:00,800 –> 00:41:03,300
And yeah, it’s just you’re
breathing the air.

667
00:41:03,400 –> 00:41:06,200
Yeah, you’re just breathing
Lysol for as long as it takes

668
00:41:06,200 –> 00:41:09,000
for that to dry.
And that could also make you

669
00:41:09,000 –> 00:41:11,000
sick.
So don’t do it.

670
00:41:11,900 –> 00:41:18,700
And there’s also this crazy
article on it’s on a tabloid.

671
00:41:18,800 –> 00:41:21,300
Yeah, so hopefully most people
don’t believe it.

672
00:41:21,300 –> 00:41:26,100
It’s on the sun which is a as a
British tabloid and the headline

673
00:41:26,300 –> 00:41:31,100
says first Brit known to catch a
virus beat deadly flu with glass

674
00:41:31,100 –> 00:41:34,600
of hot, whiskey and honey.
It’s silly.

675
00:41:34,800 –> 00:41:37,200
It’s dumb.
It’s so dumb.

676
00:41:37,300 –> 00:41:41,100
And if you read the article that
is in no way shape or form what

677
00:41:41,100 –> 00:41:44,700
happened.
This guy was a teacher in Wuhan

678
00:41:44,900 –> 00:41:49,800
and he’s 25 years old appears to
be in pretty good health.

679
00:41:49,900 –> 00:41:52,900
So he’s not even sort of the
demographic.

680
00:41:53,100 –> 00:41:55,500
Yeah, in terms of who this
kills.

681
00:41:55,500 –> 00:42:00,400
Yeah, and he says he didn’t take
the antibiotics because he

682
00:42:00,408 –> 00:42:03,400
didn’t want to take medicine.
But then he also says they gave

683
00:42:03,400 –> 00:42:05,800
him an inhaler.
Yeah, and he took that until it

684
00:42:05,800 –> 00:42:07,800
ran out.
Well, that’s medicine dude.

685
00:42:07,900 –> 00:42:11,300
Yeah, so you were taking
medicine, but then he also says

686
00:42:11,300 –> 00:42:15,800
I drank hot whiskey with honey
every day also, and now this

687
00:42:15,800 –> 00:42:21,000
headline is man wins with
whiskey and honey.

688
00:42:21,000 –> 00:42:25,100
Yeah, like no so the Coronavirus
Iris, yeah drunk and just

689
00:42:25,100 –> 00:42:29,600
fucking yeah, it smashes it if
you catch coronavirus, please do

690
00:42:29,600 –> 00:42:32,200
not just drink whiskey and
honey, and hope it’s going to go

691
00:42:32,200 –> 00:42:35,700
away and they don’t even include
the inhaler part in the yeah in

692
00:42:35,700 –> 00:42:39,000
the title.
Yeah that and that that seems

693
00:42:39,000 –> 00:42:42,200
important.
Yeah the actual medicine he was

694
00:42:42,200 –> 00:42:44,000
taking in addition to the
whiskey and honey.

695
00:42:44,000 –> 00:42:47,400
Yeah, but what do I know?
I mean last time I drank whiskey

696
00:42:47,400 –> 00:42:50,600
the next day I got the flu.
So, you know, what do we know?

697
00:42:50,800 –> 00:42:52,800
I’ve never woken up from
drinking.

698
00:42:53,100 –> 00:42:56,500
He feeling better not not in a
million years.

699
00:42:57,600 –> 00:43:02,300
So in the last thing don’t drink
bleach, please.

700
00:43:02,500 –> 00:43:04,400
Yeah, there is for at least a
decade.

701
00:43:04,400 –> 00:43:07,200
Now.
There has been this drink called

702
00:43:07,200 –> 00:43:11,300
Miracle Mineral Solution that
people have been promoting on

703
00:43:11,300 –> 00:43:16,200
the internet as this cure-all
for pretty much any disease and

704
00:43:16,800 –> 00:43:18,900
it’s the cure for Life.
Yeah.

705
00:43:19,400 –> 00:43:22,900
Yeah, it will cure that if you
drink enough of it, it’s a

706
00:43:23,000 –> 00:43:27,200
solution of 28 percent sodium
chlorite in distilled water.

707
00:43:27,400 –> 00:43:31,700
It sells for around twenty eight
dollars for a 4-ounce bottle and

708
00:43:31,700 –> 00:43:36,700
it’s basically diluted bleach
and the FDA has on several

709
00:43:36,700 –> 00:43:40,200
occasions urged people not to
drink it.

710
00:43:40,200 –> 00:43:45,300
It can lead to things like
severe Dom severe vomiting

711
00:43:45,400 –> 00:43:49,500
diarrhea severely low blood
pressure and acute liver

712
00:43:49,500 –> 00:43:51,500
failure.
The question of this is not even

713
00:43:51,500 –> 00:43:55,200
FDA-approved in The FDA saying
don’t drink this is this still

714
00:43:55,200 –> 00:43:59,200
being marketed as a drink?
Yeah, it’s still being marketed

715
00:43:59,200 –> 00:44:02,200
as a cure for all of your
diseases.

716
00:44:02,300 –> 00:44:06,100
This is a legal thing available
for consumers.

717
00:44:06,200 –> 00:44:12,100
Yeah, because it doesn’t they’re
not promoting it as I mean,

718
00:44:12,300 –> 00:44:15,800
there’s no illegal ingredients
in it, but just to mark it as a

719
00:44:15,808 –> 00:44:18,700
drink.
Well, it’s being marketed as a

720
00:44:18,700 –> 00:44:22,400
health supplement.
What if it’s poisonous it’s to

721
00:44:22,400 –> 00:44:24,500
me.
It’s It’s it’s pretty wild that

722
00:44:24,500 –> 00:44:26,500
it’s out there because they’re
being they’re taking like

723
00:44:26,900 –> 00:44:30,900
flavored Vapes off the market.
So yeah, I mean cigarettes are

724
00:44:30,900 –> 00:44:34,900
still on the market.
Yeah, and those kill 400,000

725
00:44:34,900 –> 00:44:36,200
people a year.
Yeah.

726
00:44:36,400 –> 00:44:42,300
So yeah, I don’t I don’t know
exactly how much leeway they

727
00:44:42,300 –> 00:44:45,500
have to intervene in a situation
like that.

728
00:44:45,700 –> 00:44:48,300
Yeah.
I don’t I didn’t look into how

729
00:44:48,300 –> 00:44:52,600
this is marketed, but it is I
know you have to drink it.

730
00:44:53,000 –> 00:44:57,000
I don’t know if it’s like energy
shots or anything like that or

731
00:44:57,000 –> 00:45:01,500
if it has like a cute cartoon
mascot aside at the Wuhan Cafe.

732
00:45:01,600 –> 00:45:03,600
Yeah, maybe I’ll try it when I’m
there.

733
00:45:03,900 –> 00:45:08,600
I’ll bring some with me to eat
the Wuhan noodles, but this

734
00:45:08,600 –> 00:45:13,900
stuff has been around for like
10 years and on January 22nd.

735
00:45:13,900 –> 00:45:18,100
A Twitter user pointed out that
coronavirus is on a list of

736
00:45:18,100 –> 00:45:21,600
pathogens that can be killed by
chlorine dioxide.

737
00:45:21,600 –> 00:45:24,200
So a completely different.
Ifferent substance, yeah, but

738
00:45:24,200 –> 00:45:27,300
people are like, oh I bet that
Miracle Mineral Solution will

739
00:45:27,300 –> 00:45:29,000
work.
It just see the buzzword

740
00:45:29,000 –> 00:45:32,100
coronavirus same thing with
Lysol conspiracy.

741
00:45:32,100 –> 00:45:37,000
Yeah theorists and with that
people started posting it on

742
00:45:37,000 –> 00:45:40,400
websites as a potential cure for
Coronavirus.

743
00:45:40,400 –> 00:45:45,000
So just go to the doctor if you
get it like I don’t know what

744
00:45:45,200 –> 00:45:50,000
yeah like this is this has to be
marketed to people who are

745
00:45:50,000 –> 00:45:54,700
afraid to go to the doctor or
don’t Rust modern medicine.

746
00:45:54,700 –> 00:45:58,400
Well, you’re probably latching
onto people who I mean when

747
00:45:58,400 –> 00:46:00,200
you’re getting people in a
frenzy, you’re not in the right

748
00:46:00,200 –> 00:46:03,400
state of mind, right you’re
thinking from a very fear-based

749
00:46:03,400 –> 00:46:06,300
place.
And if you if you sort of spin

750
00:46:06,300 –> 00:46:09,500
out, you know, you might see
that and be like, oh fuck I need

751
00:46:09,500 –> 00:46:12,700
to do this like right because
you’re not feeling stable.

752
00:46:12,800 –> 00:46:17,700
Yeah, and that’s the thing.
They don’t so much push it as a

753
00:46:17,700 –> 00:46:20,200
thing that will cure your
coronavirus.

754
00:46:20,200 –> 00:46:23,600
It’s just a thing you should
drink to keep from I’m catching

755
00:46:23,600 –> 00:46:26,400
any number of diseases because
they can all be killed by the

756
00:46:26,400 –> 00:46:28,700
solution.
But the thing is they can’t be

757
00:46:28,700 –> 00:46:30,700
like it doesn’t work.
That way.

758
00:46:30,700 –> 00:46:34,600
You don’t drink this and then it
kills the coronavirus that’s in

759
00:46:34,600 –> 00:46:36,700
your lungs.
Well, yeah, it kills your lungs.

760
00:46:36,700 –> 00:46:40,100
So it kills their own of my race
that’s living on your lungs.

761
00:46:40,100 –> 00:46:45,400
You know, like yeah, I mean II
would also would kill the

762
00:46:45,400 –> 00:46:49,500
coronavirus killing the host.
Yeah, that might be the best.

763
00:46:49,500 –> 00:46:54,200
Let’s just why is that Each so
diluted.

764
00:46:54,500 –> 00:46:57,600
Yeah, exactly drink real bleep.
Get up, you know?

765
00:46:57,600 –> 00:47:02,300
Yeah be like Artie Lange you
pansies drink actual bleach.

766
00:47:03,300 –> 00:47:06,900
But yeah, this is I mean the
reason this all spreads is

767
00:47:06,900 –> 00:47:10,000
because Facebook and Twitter and
I don’t know that we’ve had this

768
00:47:10,000 –> 00:47:14,000
kind of outbreak at a time when
social media is what it is now.

769
00:47:14,000 –> 00:47:16,500
Yeah, which is just like a
factory for fake news.

770
00:47:16,500 –> 00:47:19,800
Yeah, so it’ll be really
interesting if this catches on

771
00:47:19,800 –> 00:47:24,400
here, like are there going to be
like I can’t ivax are types who

772
00:47:24,400 –> 00:47:27,600
are like don’t take the vaccine.
It’s just going to make things

773
00:47:27,600 –> 00:47:29,200
worse.
And then what if the vaccine

774
00:47:29,200 –> 00:47:31,000
does make things worse?
Yeah.

775
00:47:32,000 –> 00:47:34,900
Hopefully it doesn’t come to
that but you ever played plague

776
00:47:34,900 –> 00:47:37,700
Incorporated?
No, it’s a phone game.

777
00:47:38,600 –> 00:47:41,900
They’ve come out and said it’s
not an actual simulation for how

778
00:47:41,900 –> 00:47:45,800
a virus spreads and I understand
that but it’s a game where you

779
00:47:45,800 –> 00:47:50,900
play as a disease and your job
is to eradicate Humanity.

780
00:47:51,000 –> 00:47:55,800
Okay, and as you mute, Eight as
a virus Humanity starts fighting

781
00:47:55,800 –> 00:47:58,400
back like they start trying to
create a cure they start

782
00:47:58,400 –> 00:48:00,600
shutting things down.
Yeah, and you have to keep

783
00:48:00,600 –> 00:48:05,000
mutating to overcome all of that
and what I would suggest is

784
00:48:05,200 –> 00:48:07,100
download that game to your
phone.

785
00:48:07,100 –> 00:48:10,700
Yeah free put it on difficult
and try to infect the United

786
00:48:10,700 –> 00:48:14,400
States with your new virus.
It’s very hard.

787
00:48:14,500 –> 00:48:17,300
I know it’s not the exact same
thing.

788
00:48:17,300 –> 00:48:21,600
Yeah, but it’s hard in that game
because it’s hard in real life

789
00:48:21,800 –> 00:48:27,100
to act a country like the United
States on a wide scale with a

790
00:48:27,100 –> 00:48:30,500
disease like that.
So just keep that in the in your

791
00:48:30,500 –> 00:48:33,200
in your back pocket next time
you have the sniffles.

792
00:48:33,300 –> 00:48:36,200
Yeah, and you’re worried.
You might have coronavirus you

793
00:48:36,200 –> 00:48:38,900
probably do and it’s probably
the kind that just gives you a

794
00:48:38,900 –> 00:48:42,400
cold.
So take it easy Pharisee

795
00:48:42,400 –> 00:48:45,100
theories.
Yeah, it’s just what if you have

796
00:48:45,100 –> 00:48:47,000
what’s the point of freaking
out?

797
00:48:47,000 –> 00:48:48,400
Is that going to help you?
Yeah.

798
00:48:48,400 –> 00:48:52,500
I like that that like this
conversation right now is what

799
00:48:52,500 –> 00:48:56,600
they would At the beginning of
some Apocalypse movie where

800
00:48:56,600 –> 00:49:00,900
everyone’s like yeah what the
fuck nothing’s going on and then

801
00:49:00,900 –> 00:49:04,200
cut to a year later.
We’re still trying to record but

802
00:49:04,200 –> 00:49:07,400
just a shell of ourselves.
No one’s listening.

803
00:49:07,400 –> 00:49:10,000
There’s no electricity.
We’re all dying.

804
00:49:10,300 –> 00:49:13,700
Just it’s well also, it’s just
like fruit but the thing is

805
00:49:13,700 –> 00:49:16,700
freaking out that lowers your
immunity stress lowers you

806
00:49:16,700 –> 00:49:21,000
immunity right lowered
immunities are you know her I

807
00:49:21,008 –> 00:49:22,700
think viruses.
Love ya.

808
00:49:22,900 –> 00:49:26,100
Love less troops to fight.
Yeah, that’s how you catch these

809
00:49:26,100 –> 00:49:27,800
viruses.
Relax.

810
00:49:27,900 –> 00:49:30,600
Relax, baby.
Take it easy.

811
00:49:30,600 –> 00:49:33,900
Chill.
I think that’s our episode.

812
00:49:34,100 –> 00:49:37,000
Yeah.
I mean I feel better.

813
00:49:37,000 –> 00:49:41,100
So I mean whether I whatever
virus I had, you know, I just

814
00:49:41,100 –> 00:49:43,500
drank some whiskey.
All right.

815
00:49:43,500 –> 00:49:47,300
I took some inhaler should too
but whatever inhale bleach you

816
00:49:47,300 –> 00:49:51,700
put bleach in an inhaler and
take that in it was diluted like

817
00:49:52,900 –> 00:49:56,200
Nineteen ninety percent bleach
90/10 you want a real League

818
00:49:56,200 –> 00:49:58,800
bleach.
Not a lot of fat on that bleach

819
00:49:58,800 –> 00:50:01,600
CBD.
Yeah, 10:1.

820
00:50:02,500 –> 00:50:07,500
Yeah, ten-to-one bleach CBD
ratio guzzle whiskey just for

821
00:50:07,500 –> 00:50:12,500
actually grain alcohol guzzle
Everclear and some rubbing

822
00:50:12,500 –> 00:50:18,200
alcohol 92% Yeah, drink rubbing
alcohol like kitty Dukakis and I

823
00:50:18,200 –> 00:50:22,700
guarantee no virus will fuck
with you right don’t do it.

824
00:50:22,900 –> 00:50:24,800
Don’t don’t do any of that isn’t
do it.

825
00:50:24,800 –> 00:50:27,300
We’re lying to you.
All right.

826
00:50:27,300 –> 00:50:29,100
Do you have anything to plug
before we get out of here?

827
00:50:29,200 –> 00:50:31,800
Yeah, the facial recognition
comedy podcast.

828
00:50:31,800 –> 00:50:35,700
It’s a weekly podcast talk a lot
of shit.

829
00:50:35,700 –> 00:50:39,900
It’s fun and it’s juicy.
And then we have a tour as well

830
00:50:39,900 –> 00:50:44,100
for stand-up same name and then
my stuff I put out my own

831
00:50:44,100 –> 00:50:50,900
content physics Dasani.com and
at physics Dasani if I Za a DDOS

832
00:50:50,900 –> 00:50:55,400
a ni and keep in mind.
Is is with onesie and two A’s.

833
00:50:55,700 –> 00:50:58,100
Don’t forget.
It usually people will flip it

834
00:50:58,100 –> 00:51:00,700
and it looks like Feats and then
you know, that’s not my name.

835
00:51:01,000 –> 00:51:03,100
Hey, it’s uh, yeah, that would
be feet.

836
00:51:03,100 –> 00:51:05,400
So wouldn’t it?
It’s a decide.

837
00:51:05,600 –> 00:51:08,200
So you have Itza dude.
I was on the phone with like

838
00:51:08,200 –> 00:51:10,200
customer service and some lady
swore.

839
00:51:10,200 –> 00:51:12,500
I was Italian.
She’s like she just assumed I

840
00:51:12,500 –> 00:51:15,000
was Italian because my last
name, she’s like, I’m at a

841
00:51:15,008 –> 00:51:19,500
period like you I’m even correct
her because she seems so happy

842
00:51:19,800 –> 00:51:22,700
good for her have that.
Yeah, of course.

843
00:51:22,800 –> 00:51:25,200
Course, I’m going to break her
heart.

844
00:51:25,500 –> 00:51:30,200
I don’t have anything to plug
follow us on patreon patreon.com

845
00:51:30,200 –> 00:51:32,500
slash on pops.
You get bonus episodes of this

846
00:51:32,500 –> 00:51:36,700
podcast and a bunch of other
bonus episodes every damn week,

847
00:51:36,800 –> 00:51:40,900
and I’ll be touring in 2020,
which is this year.

848
00:51:41,300 –> 00:51:45,700
We have a Chicago show set up
for may be adding more shows

849
00:51:45,700 –> 00:51:49,500
really soon information about
tickets all that shit, and

850
00:51:49,900 –> 00:51:51,600
that’s it.
Let’s get the fuck out of here

851
00:51:51,600 –> 00:51:54,600
physicists say, goodbye.
Bye good bye everybody.

852
00:51:54,600 –> 00:51:55,200
We love you.